Lardos thread 23: Butterballs Niall, Lewis, Niko and Gemma

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

Thanks for the new thread. I didn't think anyone could beat Fataldi's drunken antics, but Niko literally said 'hold my beer!'

Greaseball Niko has a really short tongue so he looks silly when he tries to stick it out (in Op's link). I feel sorry for his cute little white cat - I bet Niko clobbers her by mistake plenty of times when he lurches around drunk off his ass.

I didn’t think so either, R2! Fataldi is always drinking but Niko is so much worse. He has beer and other alcoholic beverages in his hands all the time.

Niko’s tongue looks strange and that pose he does is so weird. His tongue looks exactly like him though. Short and wide. I do feel bad for the cat too. He shouldn’t own a cat when he can’t even take care of himself.

It’s hilarious that Gemma has introduced us to Fat Niko. I didn’t think her taste could get any worse than Hogran and Fataldi!

Hogran despite his various addictions is lovely compared to Fataldi and those Blind Channel drunken lards.

Hogran looks much better and seems so much healthier too. I don’t know if everyone from Blind Channel is as unhealthy but I am sure Niko is the worst of them all. It doesn’t surprise me anymore when we find out even more gross things about him. Someone needs to save the poor cat!

It’s Fat Niko’s birthday it seems. Gemma has posted so many pictures and videos of him. She is excited.

In the link we have pictures of Niko throughout the years and it looks like he has always been fat! In the first photo where he is very young he already had a double chin and round hamster cheeks. Forever a lardo, it seems.

Greasy Niko really has had a dough ball face all his life. What's that gross sleazy pic of two guys sucking his man boobs? Maybe he's gay and Gemma is barking up the wrong tree.

I wasn’t surprised to see he was a fat child too. His face has always been MASSIVE AND ROUND! He has been well fed by his parents. He still has that same double chin. Now it’s just even bigger. He has always been unhealthy! Look at that massive Mountain Dew in his hands in the second photo. He has always been drinking fattening fizzy drinks too.

That last photo is weird. Niko’s man boobs are so blubbery! He gets more and more gross every day. What does he eat?

Gemma is posting semi literate fat positive quotes again:

did you know you can find chubby/fat people hot. did you know how infantalizing it is to refer to a grown ass person as “friend shaped.” did you know you should shut the fuck up if thats how you’re gonna refer to chubby/fat people .

I can’t believe she is posting these! She isn’t ashamed of her Fat Fetish at all. It’s like she wants the whole world to know how much she loves obese people?

She has also posted this one: Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

She supports fat bellies and has a fat belly too.

Also look at ugly Niko in the link. Gemma’s tumblr blog is hilarious!

Her blog is comedy gold. Just more and more focus on fatness and food as the years go by.

'Reblog if you support squishy bellies!' She's finally found a community amongst other lard lovers on Tumblr.com.

She is posting about fat men, her fattening meals and fat positivity. She is unbelievable. She is posting these fat positive quotes every day now. I guess she has lots of lard loving followers on Tumblr. I don’t get why she is so open about her fat fetish? It’s embarrassing.

She's only just started being open - prior to this, she'd deny that Lewis and Niall were fat. I think there are lard stans in the Blind Channel community.

Before she was probably scared to say that she is a lard stan. I think a big portion of the Lard Channel fandom are blubber lovers, so she doesn’t feel bad anymore. Why would she deny a FACT that Lewis and Niall were fat? It is obvious. I wonder if she also thinks that Niko is a butterball.

It’s funny how open she is now. We get to laugh!

'Blubber lovers' LOL

So much for all the Klan Grannies who came on the thread to say we were mean for calling Gemma a chubby chaser. Wrong!

I think I remember some people saying it was mean. But we knew it all along! It has been super obvious from her posts and how she adores these lard boys bellies. She is more open about it, so maybe one day she is going to confess. She is disgusting.

Everyone who said we were mean: how does it feel to be wrong? It’s SO obvious!

Does Gemma think Lewis, Niall and Niko are fat? Or is she in denial? R16 said that she used to deny that Niall and Lewis were fat?

She thinks they all have fat 'cute' bellies.

Gemma finishes her Interior Design degree in June and has lined up a job. Unfortunately, it's the same job she had last summer: night shifts in geriatric nursing back in Finland! Why bother with a degree in the first place? She's really excited about it, too because apparently the other staff are 'so nice' - meaning they love getting drunk, swimming in freezing lakes at midnight, and going to Lard Channel gigs.

I can’t believe she says that she loves their fat bellies! How can she find that cute?

Why is she going back to her old job? She should try to find a job in interior design instead. She is wasting the degree. If she thinks the other staff are so nice, that probably means they get drunk together, eat massive meals and drown everything in double cream. Then they go to Lard Channel gigs and adore Fat Niko’s blubbery body.

I remember when Gemma said she went swimming in that lake with her belly full of food and said she wasn’t cold at all! In freezing Finland?

Gemma's excited today as Lard Channel's album title and tracklist leaked. It's a homage to their hard drinking and is called Lifestyles of the Sick and Dangerous. One of the songs is called Glory for the Greedy!

Gemma only moved to London to stalk Niall and now that she's lost interest in him she wants to live in Greasy Niko's homeland again.

Lifestyles of the sick and dangerous! Not surprising! GLORY FOR THE GREEDY! True Lard Channel! They probably sing about food and it’s Fat Niko’s blubber anthem. I need to see the lyrics.

Gemma wants to follow Fat Niko everywhere now!

Lard Channel is going to mention food and alcohol so many times in the new album. The name is embarrassing!

Why did they name the song “Glory for the Greedy”? It’s hilarious.

New photos of Fataldi with a huge white lumpy face.

His face is very round. He looks so unhealthy. And of course Gemma calls him a ‘babe’.

New article in the Mail featuring lots of pics of fat Niall looking flabby in his swimming shorts. Gemma is ecstatic to see his 'lil tummy'.

Anon said: Why do you keep drawing attention to Niall's beer belly? You're a terrible fan.

Gemma: why would i ? i’ve said it before and i’m saying it again but i will never stop posting about it <3 now tell me , how does that make me a terrible fan ?

Anyone else think that she's starting to sound autistic?

He is so flabby! He has a massive roll around his belly too. It’s funny how excited Gemma is!

Autistic in what way?

He's got bigger breasts than his girlfriend.

He is very blubbery!

He has got a cute ass though.

What is this weird looking thing? She says it’s some pasties with ‘egg butter’ so probably very high in calories. Looks greasy.

That pastry with scrambled egg looks packed with lard. Who would eat that?

It does! Gemma probably eats those every day. She has a tag ‘Finnish things’ so that’s yet another fattening Finnish food item. Seems like everything is very unhealthy there and that’s why everyone is overweight or obese. I never realised Finland is such an unhealthy country.

I can imagine Gemma stuffing her face with those. She already had two on her plate and ate probably even more after those.

Gemma is whining about having 'another sinus infection and cold' - she's just not a healthy person. Too much high calorie food and alcohol.

She doesn’t eat her greens! Always some pastries, cream, pizza and burgers. Of course she gets sick! She should change her diet completely.

I want to bite his tongue.

Urgh R43 finds greasy alcoholic Niko attractive!

How is that even possible? He is so ugly and fat! Maybe R43 is Gemma!

Look at this pile of cream again! She says it’s a Finnish treat. Are we surprised?

Always with the cream!

Always! She LOVES cream. She eats everything with cream. And it is always a huge dome of cream with everything.

Horrible double chin! His face is so bloated. Ewww!

Why would she want such a fat fugly face in her head rent free? She always likes the worst photos of these lard boys.

Anon asked: why do you love these fat guys so much?

Gemma replied: why do you ask me these dumbass questions ? and why are you so narrow minded

Gemma didn’t deny they’re FAT! She just called the anon narrow minded!

We’re at 50 replies again. New thread here!