Things you will never hear a Datalounger say

Dessert? No, thank you.

“Meryl Streep and Glenn Close? Never heard of them.”

“I have no opinions on draining pasta.”

“I LOVE Sarah Jessica Parker”

“Cheryl! Your pussy smells like a field of spring flowers!”

OP's example is not accurate.

Probably because she is a fascist cunt.

“One Day At a Time is the greatest sitcom ever! Bonnie Franklin should have a shelf of Emmys!”

Hobby Lobby is having a half-off sale tomorrow. Let's meet at Cracker Barrell for breakfast and then we can go shop together!

“Plant my own tree? I’m sorry I’m not familiar with your horticulture reference.”

Helen who??

I LOVE Andy Cohen

Is the ridiculous anti vax loon from Croatia back at @ R6 with yet another account?

I'm 58 but could pass for 70.

Linda Lavin was the best Mama Rose!

Too bad that anti-vaxxer died of Covid.

Poor Kareen. I truly feel sorry for her. She had every right to stand up for what she believes.

I love trump and he's the best President ever! Qanon make some great points and believe them.

Follies is the worst musical ever written. That score sucks.

Oh no, the obsessed Austrian frau at R12 again.

I welcome and carefully consider political viewpoints that vary from my own. I keep an open mind and try to always learn something new.

I may not completely understand trans issues, but the trans community has some legitimate concerns, and I'm going to be sensitive and supportive.

R20 spot on!

Black Lives Matter!

Let’s watch the Norma Shearer film festival. She’s so beautiful, and so unjustly underrated. Wonky eye, you say? I never noticed.

Pete and Chasten are a great couple.

Lesbians are beautiful.

I had a perfect childhood and I love my whole family.

I never particularly liked Golden Girls, especially that drag queen Bea Arthur

My caftan is too wide.

Effeminate gay men are sexy as hell. I cream my pants the moment I notice purses falling out of their mouths.

I want to move to Hudson NY so I can become friends with one of the world's best writers, Mr. Kevin Sessums.

Don't worry about the small stuff in life. It's not a big deal if your local CVS clerk is bitchy or Starbucks got your order wrong or the cube fraus keep bringing in mac and cheese to the office ( which you HATE the smell of). No reason to be petty. Life is a fun journey and minor inconveniences are no biggie!

“Sorry.”

Why frustrate yourself? She won't change no matter what you say. Don't waste your time, unless you get mileage out of this foolish scheme.

There are so many talented and handsome gay celebrities, and I admire and envy them.

I wish I had Chrissy Metz's snack purse.

Tim Chalamet is such a hunk.

men with tattoos and a pitbull are so sexy

Thank you for expressing a point that I had not considered when I originally made my post. I can see where you're coming from with your view. I think that perhaps both of us can be write. This exchange we just had makes me think that you must be young and thin.

^^^ write = right (e.g. correct)

man walking a pekingese dog is so sexy

I was so moved by your post, that I didn't even look for any grammar mistakes!

Let's stop living in the past . I want to discuss movies, tv and music made after the year 1972.

Muriel works so hard. I think we should petition to increase the Datalounge subscription fee by 50% so she can be adequately compensated.

New York is a shit city. It was shitty then, it's even shittier now. I'd rather talk about the joys of Chicago.

I wish more women posted here, I would love a straight woman's thoughts on this.

Live ! Laugh ! Love !

WEHT?

"Saturday Night Live" has been really funny this season.

I'd like to see some photos of Kim Kardashian's cooch. Could someone post some?

I have no practical experience of raising children, so I shouldn't weigh in with an opinion.

R49 The thread's not titled, "Things You'll Never Hear Anybody Say."

Did anyone watch that football game today? I would like to discuss all of the poor calls made by the referees, in great detail.

I'm sorry.

You're absolutely right. I stand corrected.

No, I will resist responding to that troll post on Datalounge.

And

Everyone makes a mistake now and then so I'm not going to correct that poster's grammar. Love and tolerance are my values.

Defacto/Dejure's opinions are based on solid critical thinking.

I want Donald Trump to sit on my face

Sorry, R58, but there are a FEW limits - even for this thread.

Just because I disagree with and dislike something someone posts doesn't mean that they are a troll. or Boris. or a cluster of authenticated posters. or just generally evil and nazi-like. It just means that they have different opinions than me in this topic.

Two things that you will never hear DL saying?

1) Democrats and Republicans are two faces of the same coin, and they only look after the interests of the corporate and financial elites. The only difference is that Democrats promise effective policies that they never deliver.

2) Straight criminals are still criminals, and the fact that they are straight doesn't make them hot; also, the fact that someone might consider them handsome and sexy, doesn't make them innocent.

I totally agree with the comment above and have not one snarky thing to say about his lack of humor and his misunderstanding of politics in America!

Yes, and that poster knows what he's talking about and isn't trolling.

I'd fuck an older bottom in an instant.

"I feel so blessed and lucky that our world is so sane and devoid of any absurdities."

Comic book movies aren't for me, but I'm glad they exist for the people who enjoy them.

No, I don't swallow.

I am 65, and I look my age.

My next door neighbor is in his thirties, handsome, married to a woman and works outside shirtless. I'm absolutely certain he's straight.

I don't want to say anything nasty or cruel about anyone. I believe in love and compassion for all people.

I am going to need you to put a condom on.

I don't care if someone is unattractive. Being a good, kind person is more important than how someone looks.

"While that actor is hot AF, he has only dated women and has been married for the past ten years to the same woman with whom he has three kids. He is a heterosexual and I have no reason to believe he's ever been with a man."

He's a very attractive man and I'd be delighted if he wanted to have sex with me, but unfortunately I don't think he'd be interested.

"Seeing how happy this successful out gay man and his husband seem to be makes me feel proud when I think of how far we've come."

"The world of upper class WASPs depicted in The Preppy Handbook and 1930s black and white movies no longer exists and it is foolish to pretend otherwise."

All people deserve to be treated with decency and respect. There's no reason to be bitchy unless they do something very bad to deserve it.

How so-called "hawt" someone is has absolutely nothing to do with whether they are guilty of murder!

"You know, no one really pays attention to which ethnic group a white person belongs to anymore."

"While I prefer men who are hirsute and swarthy, I can see why OP thinks this Instaho is hot."

[quote] My next door neighbor is in his thirties, handsome, married to a woman and works outside shirtless. I'm absolutely certain he's straight [italic] and I accept the fact that straight men can't be "turned" even after multiple beers, [/italic]

Fixed, R69

"A lot of gay men had sex with women, especially when they were younger. Just because you had sex with a girl in high school once doesn't mean you're a bisexual"

Sorry, I'm just not at all interested in the British royal family.

RIP Goys.

I am going to stop trying to fuck my straight neighbor.

You know, R1, I’ve given it some further thought and I agree with you. Thanks for pointing out my mistake.

Yes, the plumber fixing that leaky pipe is hawt, but I would never dream of propositioning him while he is working. That would be so disrespectful.

"It may not be that lesbians are humorless, it may be that my jokes about them are unfunny."

Straight guys are welcome on here.

Asian lady boys make me moist you know where.

That attractive male actor is definitely not gay. Look at all the women he's dated!

Josh Hawley presents himself as a real macho man. We agree, he is one straight stud.

I tune-in to Hannity on Fox just to watch sexy Lindsey G.

You must be new here R92

"I wish we had more threads on here about crazy things trans people did. I hear so little about them on DL"

"Check out the tits on that one, bro!"

R96 they say this about Henry Cavill, and for good reason

Lucille Ball's interpretation of Mame was the apex of her career.

Mame was THE best movie musical!

James Corden is one hot sexy motherfucker!

Vivian Vance was a whore.

A thread was made about this subject approximately a year ago but that's okay. It HAS been a while and there's enough room on Datalounge for another.

Gossiping and spreading false rumors is wrong. You shouldn't say something about someone unless you know it for a fact.

^Even then, kindness and discretion is in order

We need to respect Elder Gays because they've been through so much and have so much to teach us.

I am empathetic to the moms that I work with and encourage them to foist their work on me regularly so that they may attend to the children that they chose to have.

I'm not "fit-fat", I'm just fat

I think it is great the way Sex and the City inspired so many pert young women to move to New York City to pursue jobs in social media!

I love when straight women refer to me and my friends as "my gays"

It's so inclusive and makes me feel so valued.

The music scene is better now than it's ever been. I adore Billie Eilish, Olivia Rodrigo, Justin Bieber, Drake, The Weeknd, and Doja Cat.

Your devotion to Madonna that causes you to create dozens and dozens of new threads about her...

every hour or two...

is truly admirable!

I think you should only take your psychotropic medications if you feel like it...

and if you don't feel like taking them,

please feel free to join in the conversations

Are you serious? Remember minute details of a forgettable TV series that aired 45 years ago? Who are you people?

The search bar is so good!

That there is some prime poontang my man!

Posting your bizarre sexual fantasies as if they are real life experiences is perfectly acceptable

Everyone needs an outlet for their sexual fantasies and we are here for you to share the most intimate details of yours

Distinguishing between real life and fantasy life can be difficult at the best of times...and no one is here to judge you!

There's nothing I enjoy more than helping you remember a song from decades ago

and of which you remember only the vaguest details...

You just sit back and let us do all the work, submitting every song that has been released until we get it right!

"Now you say it went da-da-dah and it was something about a man - that's very helpful!"

Another repost from Madonna's Instragram account - bravo!

We cannot spend enough time talking about her!

I do hope Muriel will reward you with a discounted membership and other valuable consideration.

DataLounge has improved so much since its early days. Everyone is wittier and the threads are much more interesting.

You are right - psychotherapy is a just racket designed to take your money!

You should just come here and post about every petty grievance in your life!

Lasagna is lasagna. There is no right or wrong way to make it. As along as you enjoy it, that's all that matters.

The new sizing of Caftans is a CRIME - they are making them smaller and smaller every year!

The very idea that they would try to force you into a "4XL" size when you are so clearly a "Medium" is an outrage!

I have great colleagues and my female boss is very capable and likable.

I am here to listen and learn more about the ideas and contributions of others.

I don't know anything about this topic so I have no opinion.

Since I'll never have kids myself, I enjoy hearing my co-workers talk about their children. I love listening to their cute little stories!

I am happy to answer all of your questions, quizzes, and polls that are designed to mine our most sensitive personal data

Let see my mother's maiden name is "Windsor"

I grew up on "Mullberry St"

And my first pet was a parakeet named "Trixie"

I'm not really prepared to post until I read the original post and all the subsequent posts

It would likely create repetition and confusion, not to mention being disrespectful to all the others here

Why yes, I'll happily tell you the details of my most personal sexual experiences

because you've run out of fapping material

and I can even write some fanfiction to meet your personal masturbatory needs...

"It was a hot summer day the first time I had sex with my brother..."

I've always cared more about a man's personality and character than his size meat and looks, and therefore I had no problem finding dates in my youth.

I paired up early with a man of great character, and am completely content with my choice. I looked forward to a contented old age and do not fear it.

Jesus IS the answer to your problems. Wait….. I’m a DLer and I believe this.

If I'm masturbating to a man, and then discover he is a murderer, a racist, a right wing asshole, or whatever, I immediately get turned off and cannot fantasize about him anymore.

P.S. Can anyone post the new nude photos of Chris Watts?

I would never kink shame Danny Thomas!

[quote] 1) Democrats and Republicans are two faces of the same coin, and they only look after the interests of the corporate and financial elites. The only difference is that Democrats promise effective policies that they never deliver.

If you think that there's no real difference between Democrats and Republicans, you haven't been paying attention to the last eight years.

I don't mind at all that R135 is a thread spoiler! I think it's great he doesn't get it at all!

"Sondheim is all right, but my true passion is rap music. Have you heard Juice WRLD's "Burn" or Roddy Ricch and Lil Baby's latest collaboration?"

I think Buck would have done the same thing!

I'm a total bottom - and proud of it!

No thank you, I'm not hungry.

"The true heir to Streisand's throne is Lea Michele!"

Thank you for sharing that link. Apparently I was wrong and I apologize for calling you a fucking idiot.

How refreshing! This Nicole Kidman thread has 450 responses, and they all focus solely on the quality of her performances.

A hot, muscled 22-year-old doesn't want to fuck a tired old man like me.

You know which store played great music? Macy's.

I don't automatically think people who I disagree with are right wingers or Borises.

Meghan Markle is stunning and brave.

They should ban all porn!

Italians are white!

Leonardo DiCaprio is talented, not fat, straight, and a very good actor!

Grammar and spelling errors are no big deal.

Cate Blanchett was only so-so in that role.

I have no problem with trans trying to erase gay culture and claim everything from Stonewall onward was started by them, it's someone else's turn!

Anal sex is gross! It's an exit for poo, not an entrance!

Is this vertical striped caftan slimming?

I look old for my age.

You must always cradle your mug.

"There is no reason to believe an X actor/celebrity is gay so I won't spec until there is real and hard evidence supporting the fact."

I did all my Christmas shopping at Yankee Candle.

Madonna...Lady Gaga..both equally talented Pop Queens...arguing who's better just diminishes both of their greatnesses.

Sizemeat verificata is no substitute for measuring the goodness in one’s heart.

I'm a lifelong Republican who has voted GOP in every election but recently they've gone too far.

Dallas? Dynasty? Knots Landing? I've never heard of those TV shows.

I'm a lifelong Democrat who has voted DNC in every election but recently they've gone too far.

Why, I never even noticed the bad spelling and bad grammar in your post!

"I am convinced this overweight, unattractive, middle aged character actor is gay despite the fact that he's been married to the same woman for 25 years. Clearly she is a beard."

"One day I am going to be old too, so I do not roll my eyes at posts by Eldergays where they express a fear and distrust of technology."

"Palm Springs is the best place on earth! It's filled with hot gay men in their prime years having the time of their lives!"

R166 None of that proves someone isn't gay...in fact all those traits almost make it more likely.

This man is famous and very good looking. He must be straight.

This house for sale has a unique layout and decoration style. Whoever lives there must have put a lot of love and effort into their choices. Let's see who can give this house and its owners the most effusive compliment!

Pop music today is amazing! And I love all the new social media celebrities and TikTokers!

And the corollary R172

TV today is amazing! I love all these dark comedies with unlikable antiheroes that are available on streaming services I can easily figure out how to get on my TV!

My boundaries are my own private business and I will not state them, either NOW or THEN.

I have a nephew who is straight, ugly as fuck and annoys the hell out of me. I try to avoid him and his to be honest pretty girlfriend(I don't know what the hell she sees in him) every which way I can.

All mayonnaise tastes the same! Who cares which brand you buy, it's just a condiment.

Trans are such reasonable people who simply want to live a quiet life, make no thoroughly obnoxious demands and don't feel as white testosterone fueled self-righteous men that everyone in the world must cater to their whims, fantasies and fetishes.

The sisterly bond between Kate and Meghan is undeniable. Shame on anyone who denies their affection for each other.

I love Meghan’s extensions and hot ironed hair, it looks so full of life and body.

My father knew I was gay from an early age and was always loving and supportive despite my being obsessed with Follies as a teen while he was a star quarterback in high school who could get any nubile cheerleader he wanted.

[quote]You know which store played great music? Macy's.

Fake news.

People who refuse to get vaccinated have perfectly good reasons and are practicing their rights as true God-fearing patriots of the US.

Madonna STILL has ‘it’

I have never lived in my mother's basement and can't understand anybody who has.

Jabot and Vadgebot BOTH make some good points!

I still remember where I was in 1997 when I found out the world's most famous woman had died. Rest in peace, Mother Theresa.

I still remember where I was in August 1997 when I found out Princess Diana died - and what was playing on the August 1997 Gap In-Store Playlist!

I am paranoid about Covid and don't think the sky is falling.

The so-called flyover states are great places to visit and have lots of culture.

Lin Manuel Miranda is a wonderful composer and is in every way comparable to Sondheim.

I have no problem with getting old and I'm not going to do anything to fight it but simply accept that it is a normal part of life.

Though I don't have children of my own (how I wish I did!), every little precocious tyke I meet is a joy and blessing. Children are a gift to be treasured. It's how I was raised, and it's one of my main philosophies in life.

Let's give Mitch McConnell a break! He's misunderstood, just like visionary leaders before him such as Karl Rove and Paul Ryan.

This photo makes me so hard!

I have never knowingly slept with someone who is married. I have the ability to feel guilty and would be horrified to know that I'm disrupting someone else's relationship.

I consider men that are actually acting out of attraction to me and other men to be preferable to sleep with rather then men who aren't attracted to me or men in general and are acting out of sheer desperation.

Caftans are dresses, and dresses are for girls. I prefer blue jeans and a plain solid-colored t-shirt. I don't like drawing attention to myself with loud accessories.

"That Billie Eilish show was FIRE, bro!"

"Even with LeBron, there's no way the Lakers are going to break 500 this year, dude."

The world has long-awaited a new film version of 'West Side Story', and Spielberg has the perfect sensibility for such a project.

Posting porn on an open forum is in such bad taste. What if people are browsing this site at work? Or young children are watching?

Beyoncé IS this generations Diana Ross.

He's unemployed, but I love him and we can both live on my minimum wage job.

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder,CO, was such a wonderful woman and loving mother.

Dallas, Texas is a global city on par with London, New York, and Paris. It represents the best of America in terms of culture, fashion, diverse intellect, art, music, and dining. And the men who live there are rugged and masculine, and proud to live openly as gay men. There is universal acceptance here, no matter your race or creed. Texas is a place I'm proud to call home.

There just can't be enough threads about Madonna.

Actually R204, I have sadly seen posts to that effect on here

I just love that Poo Shoes poster. Her posts are always so interesting and informative!

I'd marry Milo Yiannopoulos in an instant.

I don't mind that R206 doesn't get this thread and posts things that Dataloungers actually would and do say. He has the right to say anything he wants! Datalounge is all about freedom of expression!!!

"Wow, after reading 200 replies, I think I my gut reaction to this question might be wrong. I had so much to learn, thank you all for sharing your perspectives!"

I really shouldn't start this thread, this particular topic has been covered extensively around here.

I’m the tough as nails waitress who knows the score, how ya like your eggs hon?

We are SO fortunate to have a DL'er who reminds us constantly that someone posted something in reply 72 that was already posted in reply 4. I don't know what we'd do without this paragon of rectitude.

You say that's a line from Mommy Dearest? I'm sorry, I just don't get the reference.

You know who I think is really cool? Neil Patrick Harris. I think hanging out with him, David, and the kids would be a fun afternoon! We could sing songs from Rent (his version is the best), totally nerd out over 3d printing, compare scars (We used the same surgeon to get our ears pinned. I chose to have my tail bobbed as well) and finish the day at The Magic Castle. He's probably the ideal gay man, he's got everything going for him. He's younger than I am by about twenty years but he's still my hero.

Melania could turn me into a straight man.

I think that we all unanimously agree that this season of American Horror Story is well written, well cast and makes perfect sense while still remaining exciting

I find Lesbian porn is so much more erotic

than the nasty Gay porn!

Nicole Kidman has never worn a bad wig.

A baby's cry is music to my ears. New life!

I’m attracted to CHUBBY EFFEMINATE guys.

"Hey, I'm on Datalounge, too! I spend about five hours a day there. You?"

Joel the neighbor is now a waiter at Olive Garden.

Broadway in all its aspects really isn't worth any attention.

My favorite sport is bowling.

Caitlyn has dainty hands and feet.

I hate figure skating!

I've often wondered what it would be like to have sex with women. I'd especially like to try giving them head.

I don't mind at all if a cock is cut or uncut, or what size it is - it's the person who really matters for me.

The idea of putting another man's penis in my mouth repulses me. When I see an exposed one approaching me, I clench my teeth like Gloria Upson in Auntie Mame. Oh wait, what's Auntie Mame?

I really shouldn't spend most of my waking hours online, especially here at Datalounge. Why, the weather outside is delightful and I am going to turn the computer off and go for a long walk around the neighborhood.

Far too much fuss is made about Judy Garland. Let's leave her to history, and enjoy modern talents.

Oh, how I wish Nicki Minaj would twerk her big, fat ass right in front of me.

People don't like me because I'm unlikable, and not because I'm part of some minority group.

I can;t wait to get back to the cube farm to tell the gals how Gladys's new potato salad recipe wowed them at Christmas pot luck dinner! I am so blessed to have such friendly, caring female co-workers who share their recipes and their children's photos with me!

If I had a daughter, I'd name her Madysyn.

This sammy is yummers, Hisstopher! Hold on a sec while I Gram it!

The robust incisive journalism of Larry King is needed now more than ever.

I just don’t have any interest in keeping up with all of these inappropriately young tick tock stars.

There is no need for a preview, edit or delete feature on the DL because, well, just because. Muriel, we love you. We really do. No, really. Kisses, Muriel.

Brena Dickson is a talented, nuanced actress whose talents were wasted on soap operas. She could have been a major movie star if only given the chance.

Trump is the greatest president of all time! His body is so hot and a great head of hair!

I have no strong opinion, positive or negative, about Hillary Clinton.

Bisexual men really do exist.

I just found the most darling "Live Laugh Love" poster for my kitchen!

I LOVE tattoos.

I LOOK my age.

Nobody cares about the '70s anymore. We have new stuff now.

"I get a hard-on just THINKING about Roxane Gay nude!"

Another piece of cake? I just couldn't!

R250-This is not the Things You'd Never Hear A Lesbian Say.

I would never diss on fraus, because I realize (*chuckle*) that I am so very much like them, being into bitchy gossip, candles, and recipes.

I could make a joke about Chrissy Metz's weight, but I won't because it would be too easy and too juvenile. I'm better than that.

The truth is I weigh as much as, or more than, Chrissy Metz but I'm a man so it's less of a big deal. She's famous and fat, and there's no way she can be happy too. Not on my watch.

Please pass the Miracle Whip ™

I don’t think the fact that this woman used to be a man is worthy of any of our attention.

When movie stars like Ben Affleck or Johnny Depp screw up publicly, I affirm them with empathy and put myself in their shoes, writing sympathetic messages of support on DL threads.

Moles are sexy.

Don't post pics please.

Kevin Spacey totally had the right to express himself in full as a gay man, while remaining in the closet. His high talent and power in his industry absolutely gave him a free pass.

Straight men can be homophobic assholes, in fact, most of them are.

What do you mean BAJOUR?

I don’t speak French.

“It’s FAR too big!”

"There's nothing wrong with what Kevin Spacey did and all those guys complaining about him are just a bunch of snowflakes who need to man up."

Oh wait... a number of DLers actually said this.

Never mind.

I would never call someone a fat whore. That's just rude.

"My water just broke!"

I want Donald Trump INSIDE ME DEEPLY

No one deserves to die in a grease fire.

I don’t really have anything of value to post in this thread, so I’ll refrain.

Why, yes, OP—I AM jealous.

I just love when men trim their pubic hair.

I'm fat, old and bitter. It is what it is.

I want Donald Trump INSIDE ME DEEPLY" -R267

We all know that's not physically possible, 267. That little mushroom can barely pop the outer sphincter.

I get turned on by cocklets.

Nancy Grace is just so DAMN sexy!

Just hearing her screaming about missing White women makes my bussy wet!

Generational stereotypes are just silly. Not every Millennial or Zoomer has the same personality.

No man who is in prison, serving time for a violent crime, can ever be considered hot.

"Mmmm. Tatts!"

"Of course you kids can walk on my lawn!"

I just joined the Big Brother program and I'm so excited to be paired with a wonderful autistic boy.

I’ve been paired with a lovely non-binary child whose pronouns are it/its. Perhaps we should all get together for a picnic or something?

killing autistic children is wrong.

We love eating pussy.

If I believe in Trans rights, I have to accept that a trans man is a man, and my insistence on only having sex partners with a penis is simply churlish.

My friend Julie is a sweetheart.

"Lesbians are pretty!"

I think Tom Cruise is STRAIGHT

I rarely search threads to see how many likes my comments have.

And if someone thoughtlessly insults me, I magnanimously forgive them and do not strike back with a barbed comment.

I look my age and then some!

I give lousy head.

My favorite Brady is Jan.

“I've only been on this board a week."

There's no good reason to share naked celebrity pictures. They have bodies just the same as we do, and they're entitled to their privacy.

R16, no, actually most don’t; some are Buddhist and don’t eat meat at all. Pigs are as smart as dogs, by the way, and preparation of veal is not exactly ethical. -Not completely vegetarian

Why don’t we ever talk about Harry and Meghan?

I don't mind straight people at gay bars. The more the merrier! I especially love the groups of straight girls who come to dance with "their gays", it makes me feel so included and welcomed. They accept us!

"I find the in-your-face ignorance and cruelty of Republicans to be so refreshing! And their unabashed patriotism that led so many to try to 'Stop the Steal!' on January 6, 2020? They pledged allegiance, people! Shaman Guy was awesome, like 1970's Elton John on steroids! Brandon needs to stop their persecution NOW!"

"Let's go, Brandon."

I have to admit I'm a BITTER, OVER THE HILL QUEEN who takes out his bitterness on others here on datalounge.

I don't really make $300K a year and have a gorgeous doctor husband who's 20 years younger than me and a total top, nor do we travel extensively or have a live-in chef in Manhattan triplex. I'm really forever single, over 50, on disability, and currently eating dry Kraft Mac & Cheese out of the box for dinner.

It's so silly that people used to dress up just to go to the store or when flying. It's nice to be able to dress casually. Comfort is what really matters.

Betty who?

r302

Hamburger Helper is sufficient

The news media leans too far to the Left in its bias.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

I get tired of hot masculine men with big dicks

where are all the non-binary gays?

Only Fans? Chaturbate? Never heard of 'em.

Posters who type fat and type poor are more than welcome. Your views will be met with attentive respect.

I'm penniless; I don't have a dime

I love country music, pick-up trucks, hunting and guns!

I'm 45 years old but people tell me I look 65 years old.

"I just got back from a Club Med cruise."

R291, there was actually a DL poll of favorite Brady kids, and I was shocked Jan was coming in 2nd (behind Peter).

Link to Favorite Brady Kid post from this past autumn...

I'm a top.

My partner and I had a wonderful vacation at a Sandals resort in the Caribbean.

This time of year is specially uplifting for feeling great about life. February, when winter's been ongoing for months, is the real highlight.

R314 Everyone was coming behind Peter, the was a line.

Looking forward to Trump 2024.

I love talking to college students and hearing their opinions about things. I really learn a lot from them and hopefully vice versa!

Poll was manipulated by a deranged Jan stan.

"I can't get a second date because the purses falling out of my mouth."

"I'm not a real man because I knit, crochet, flower arrange and make costume jewelry."

Oh wait, those are things I have seen DLers say, in the same thread, over the weekend.

I've been wanting to come in Peter's behind for years and years! DL may love the "Sure, Jan," meme, but hotness always wins the polls.

Christopher Knight in 2005

Woof

1. 2005 was 17 years ago

2. He looks like a kept pool boy in Palm Springs, who also dabbles in drug dealing

Today I shall enjoy a nice brisk walk outdoors. I can't imagine being cooped up indoors all day!

"There are lots of gay people who disagree with some of the Dems agenda, including the progressive ideas and wokism. I am one of them. To claim it's Russian trolls is your way to discredit without really engaging into the debate of ideas. What's the fear? That you might lose the debate?"

This is something a troll says.

Not a Datalounger

R328 = Troll

I've had sufficient!

The sky is not falling.

I've been on and off Datalounge since the beginning and you now is the best it's ever been!

White men can be every bit as attractive as men of color.

There's nothing I look forward to more than Sunday evening and the prospect of returning to work.

I've missed the friendly constructive atmosphere created by my office colleagues, and can't wait till safety allows us to get back together again.

Joyce Bulifant is boring.

Who is Joyce Bulifant?

I don’t know everything

"I love Jane Wyman's hairstyle, it's so modern"

TikTokers and YouTubers aren't wasting their time. They don't need to go to college or get a degree. They're making a shitload of money for doing very little and I'm jealous as hell of all of them.

To help extinguish a grease fire, throw baking soda or salt on it, and try to cover it with a baking sheet. If it is in an oven, close the oven door. All of these will help cut off the oxygen supply to the grease fire. Take these steps and you can avoid unnecessary death.

I don't live in my parents' basement.

I don't get all my breaking news from Queerty.

There isn't a cute guy at my gym

Bad grammar doesn't bother me at all. I think people who correct the grammar and spelling of others are dicks.

I hope you live a long, healthy life away from fire of any kind.

"When I see masculine gay athletes in relationships with guys who are twinky (Carl Nassib), overweight (Ryan Deluca) or older (Colton Underwood) instead of guys just like themselves, I celebrate it, as I'm no spring chicken anymore and was never the most masculine or svelte myself, instead of coming up with conspiracy theories as to why that could be."

Good morning world! I'm gonna go the ENTIRE day without being a cunt!

I'm having a dinner party for a select group of friends. I'm making hot dogs and beans, Doritos nachos, and serving Budweiser as the beverage of choice.

[quote] Good morning world! I'm gonna go the ENTIRE day without being a cunt!

#sobrave

Did you make it to breakfast?

Caitlyn Jenner! The epitome of bravery !!!

However "x" got pregnant out of wedlock/on drugs/screwed up/in prison/never realized his/her potential/denied his/her gayness, I don't believe it was the mother's fault.

Mothers do the best they can, and can't be held responsible for their children's choices.

" I was wrong "

"I own you an apology "

" You were right about that, I was misinformed "

" Let'e skip shopping at Aldi's this week and go to Wegmans "

" No need to rinse those dishes before loading the dishwasher "

" Looking for Mr Goodbar was a stupid 70s movie "

" Prostate stimulation is overrated "

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"Perhaps I'm not actually living my best life, spending all of my disposable income on shitty fast food and OnlyFans subscriptions where the guys are straight and never show anything."

"Dolly Parton and Elizabeth Montgomery were both cunts and no one can convince me otherwise!"

Miss Lindsey is straight!

I am not fit fat. I'm just fat. Well, obese really.

I love men with tattoos, they seem the most mentally healthy of all the men I know.

Mame? I'm afraid I have no opinion on that.

Queen Helene cosmetics are crap!

Of course it was simply my imagination running away from me to think that impossibly hot, straight cop/bag boy/neighbor/plumber/mechanic was winking at me and propositioning a lusty assignation. Why, I'm old enough to be his grandfather and look like Wilford Brimley.

I'll never spend hours of time arguing about non-issues that have nothing to do with my life.

After all, my life is fulfilling enough that I don't need to vent to strangers.

Good news, girls! The Datalounge-LipstickAlly luncheon and wine tasting gala is this weekend! Can't wait!

I was wrong

I don't care about outer beauty ( LARGE COCK and HOT BOD) I'm only attracted to men based on their inner beauty.