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Things you will never hear a Datalounger say

My next door neighbor is a rightwing, overweight frau. My new year's resolution is to help her in every way I can.

by Anonymousreply 364January 14, 2022 8:05 PM

Dessert? No, thank you.

by Anonymousreply 1December 26, 2021 8:45 PM

“Meryl Streep and Glenn Close? Never heard of them.”

by Anonymousreply 2December 26, 2021 8:46 PM

“I have no opinions on draining pasta.”

by Anonymousreply 3December 26, 2021 8:47 PM

“I LOVE Sarah Jessica Parker”

by Anonymousreply 4December 26, 2021 8:47 PM

“Cheryl! Your pussy smells like a field of spring flowers!”

by Anonymousreply 5December 26, 2021 8:48 PM

OP's example is not accurate.

Probably because she is a fascist cunt.

by Anonymousreply 6December 26, 2021 8:48 PM

“One Day At a Time is the greatest sitcom ever! Bonnie Franklin should have a shelf of Emmys!”

by Anonymousreply 7December 26, 2021 8:49 PM

Hobby Lobby is having a half-off sale tomorrow. Let's meet at Cracker Barrell for breakfast and then we can go shop together!

by Anonymousreply 8December 26, 2021 8:49 PM

“Plant my own tree? I’m sorry I’m not familiar with your horticulture reference.”

by Anonymousreply 9December 26, 2021 8:50 PM

Helen who??

by Anonymousreply 10December 26, 2021 8:50 PM

I LOVE Andy Cohen

by Anonymousreply 11December 26, 2021 8:51 PM

Is the ridiculous anti vax loon from Croatia back at @ R6 with yet another account?

by Anonymousreply 12December 26, 2021 8:53 PM

I'm 58 but could pass for 70.

by Anonymousreply 13December 26, 2021 8:55 PM

Linda Lavin was the best Mama Rose!

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by Anonymousreply 14December 26, 2021 8:55 PM

Too bad that anti-vaxxer died of Covid.

by Anonymousreply 15December 26, 2021 8:55 PM

Poor Kareen. I truly feel sorry for her. She had every right to stand up for what she believes.

by Anonymousreply 16December 26, 2021 8:58 PM

I love trump and he's the best President ever! Qanon make some great points and believe them.

by Anonymousreply 17December 26, 2021 9:05 PM

Follies is the worst musical ever written. That score sucks.

by Anonymousreply 18December 26, 2021 9:11 PM

Oh no, the obsessed Austrian frau at R12 again.

by Anonymousreply 19December 26, 2021 9:36 PM

I welcome and carefully consider political viewpoints that vary from my own. I keep an open mind and try to always learn something new.

by Anonymousreply 20December 26, 2021 10:07 PM

I may not completely understand trans issues, but the trans community has some legitimate concerns, and I'm going to be sensitive and supportive.

by Anonymousreply 21December 26, 2021 10:19 PM

R20 spot on!

by Anonymousreply 22December 26, 2021 10:25 PM

Black Lives Matter!

by Anonymousreply 23December 26, 2021 10:25 PM

Let’s watch the Norma Shearer film festival. She’s so beautiful, and so unjustly underrated. Wonky eye, you say? I never noticed.

by Anonymousreply 24December 26, 2021 10:29 PM

Pete and Chasten are a great couple.

by Anonymousreply 25December 26, 2021 10:32 PM

Lesbians are beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 26December 26, 2021 10:35 PM

I had a perfect childhood and I love my whole family.

by Anonymousreply 27December 26, 2021 10:40 PM

I never particularly liked Golden Girls, especially that drag queen Bea Arthur

by Anonymousreply 28December 26, 2021 10:45 PM

My caftan is too wide.

by Anonymousreply 29December 26, 2021 10:46 PM

Effeminate gay men are sexy as hell. I cream my pants the moment I notice purses falling out of their mouths.

by Anonymousreply 30December 26, 2021 10:47 PM

I want to move to Hudson NY so I can become friends with one of the world's best writers, Mr. Kevin Sessums.

by Anonymousreply 31December 26, 2021 10:49 PM

Don't worry about the small stuff in life. It's not a big deal if your local CVS clerk is bitchy or Starbucks got your order wrong or the cube fraus keep bringing in mac and cheese to the office ( which you HATE the smell of). No reason to be petty. Life is a fun journey and minor inconveniences are no biggie!

by Anonymousreply 32December 26, 2021 10:49 PM


by Anonymousreply 33December 26, 2021 10:52 PM

Why frustrate yourself? She won't change no matter what you say. Don't waste your time, unless you get mileage out of this foolish scheme.

by Anonymousreply 34December 26, 2021 10:56 PM

There are so many talented and handsome gay celebrities, and I admire and envy them.

by Anonymousreply 35December 26, 2021 11:03 PM

I wish I had Chrissy Metz's snack purse.

by Anonymousreply 36December 26, 2021 11:04 PM

Tim Chalamet is such a hunk.

by Anonymousreply 37December 26, 2021 11:06 PM

men with tattoos and a pitbull are so sexy

by Anonymousreply 38December 26, 2021 11:07 PM

Thank you for expressing a point that I had not considered when I originally made my post. I can see where you're coming from with your view. I think that perhaps both of us can be write. This exchange we just had makes me think that you must be young and thin.

by Anonymousreply 39December 26, 2021 11:09 PM

^^^ write = right (e.g. correct)

by Anonymousreply 40December 26, 2021 11:10 PM

man walking a pekingese dog is so sexy

by Anonymousreply 41December 26, 2021 11:10 PM

I was so moved by your post, that I didn't even look for any grammar mistakes!

by Anonymousreply 42December 26, 2021 11:10 PM

Let's stop living in the past . I want to discuss movies, tv and music made after the year 1972.

by Anonymousreply 43December 26, 2021 11:11 PM

Muriel works so hard. I think we should petition to increase the Datalounge subscription fee by 50% so she can be adequately compensated.

by Anonymousreply 44December 26, 2021 11:16 PM

New York is a shit city. It was shitty then, it's even shittier now. I'd rather talk about the joys of Chicago.

by Anonymousreply 45December 26, 2021 11:19 PM

I wish more women posted here, I would love a straight woman's thoughts on this.

by Anonymousreply 46December 26, 2021 11:23 PM

Live ! Laugh ! Love !

by Anonymousreply 47December 26, 2021 11:41 PM


by Anonymousreply 48December 27, 2021 12:11 AM

"Saturday Night Live" has been really funny this season.

by Anonymousreply 49December 27, 2021 12:16 AM

I'd like to see some photos of Kim Kardashian's cooch. Could someone post some?

by Anonymousreply 50December 27, 2021 12:21 AM

I have no practical experience of raising children, so I shouldn't weigh in with an opinion.

by Anonymousreply 51December 27, 2021 12:25 AM

R49 The thread's not titled, "Things You'll Never Hear Anybody Say."

by Anonymousreply 52December 27, 2021 12:31 AM

Did anyone watch that football game today? I would like to discuss all of the poor calls made by the referees, in great detail.

by Anonymousreply 53December 27, 2021 12:32 AM

I'm sorry.

by Anonymousreply 54December 27, 2021 12:35 AM

You're absolutely right. I stand corrected.

by Anonymousreply 55December 27, 2021 12:37 AM

No, I will resist responding to that troll post on Datalounge.


Everyone makes a mistake now and then so I'm not going to correct that poster's grammar. Love and tolerance are my values.

by Anonymousreply 56December 27, 2021 12:42 AM

Defacto/Dejure's opinions are based on solid critical thinking.

by Anonymousreply 57December 27, 2021 12:49 AM

I want Donald Trump to sit on my face

by Anonymousreply 58December 27, 2021 12:54 AM

Sorry, R58, but there are a FEW limits - even for this thread.

by Anonymousreply 59December 27, 2021 12:56 AM

Just because I disagree with and dislike something someone posts doesn't mean that they are a troll. or Boris. or a cluster of authenticated posters. or just generally evil and nazi-like. It just means that they have different opinions than me in this topic.

by Anonymousreply 60December 27, 2021 12:58 AM

Two things that you will never hear DL saying?

1) Democrats and Republicans are two faces of the same coin, and they only look after the interests of the corporate and financial elites. The only difference is that Democrats promise effective policies that they never deliver.

2) Straight criminals are still criminals, and the fact that they are straight doesn't make them hot; also, the fact that someone might consider them handsome and sexy, doesn't make them innocent.

by Anonymousreply 61December 27, 2021 1:02 AM

I totally agree with the comment above and have not one snarky thing to say about his lack of humor and his misunderstanding of politics in America!

by Anonymousreply 62December 27, 2021 1:05 AM

Yes, and that poster knows what he's talking about and isn't trolling.

by Anonymousreply 63December 27, 2021 1:06 AM

I'd fuck an older bottom in an instant.

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by Anonymousreply 64December 27, 2021 1:38 AM

"I feel so blessed and lucky that our world is so sane and devoid of any absurdities."

by Anonymousreply 65December 27, 2021 2:32 AM

Comic book movies aren't for me, but I'm glad they exist for the people who enjoy them.

by Anonymousreply 66December 27, 2021 4:55 PM

No, I don't swallow.

by Anonymousreply 67December 27, 2021 5:06 PM

I am 65, and I look my age.

by Anonymousreply 68December 27, 2021 5:07 PM

My next door neighbor is in his thirties, handsome, married to a woman and works outside shirtless. I'm absolutely certain he's straight.

by Anonymousreply 69December 27, 2021 5:12 PM

I don't want to say anything nasty or cruel about anyone. I believe in love and compassion for all people.

by Anonymousreply 70December 27, 2021 5:13 PM

I am going to need you to put a condom on.

by Anonymousreply 71December 27, 2021 5:15 PM

I don't care if someone is unattractive. Being a good, kind person is more important than how someone looks.

by Anonymousreply 72December 27, 2021 5:16 PM

"While that actor is hot AF, he has only dated women and has been married for the past ten years to the same woman with whom he has three kids. He is a heterosexual and I have no reason to believe he's ever been with a man."

by Anonymousreply 73December 27, 2021 5:16 PM

He's a very attractive man and I'd be delighted if he wanted to have sex with me, but unfortunately I don't think he'd be interested.

by Anonymousreply 74December 27, 2021 5:20 PM

"Seeing how happy this successful out gay man and his husband seem to be makes me feel proud when I think of how far we've come."

by Anonymousreply 75December 27, 2021 5:21 PM

"The world of upper class WASPs depicted in The Preppy Handbook and 1930s black and white movies no longer exists and it is foolish to pretend otherwise."

by Anonymousreply 76December 27, 2021 5:22 PM

All people deserve to be treated with decency and respect. There's no reason to be bitchy unless they do something very bad to deserve it.

by Anonymousreply 77December 27, 2021 5:23 PM

How so-called "hawt" someone is has absolutely nothing to do with whether they are guilty of murder!

by Anonymousreply 78December 27, 2021 5:25 PM

"You know, no one really pays attention to which ethnic group a white person belongs to anymore."

by Anonymousreply 79December 27, 2021 5:25 PM

"While I prefer men who are hirsute and swarthy, I can see why OP thinks this Instaho is hot."

by Anonymousreply 80December 27, 2021 5:26 PM

[quote] My next door neighbor is in his thirties, handsome, married to a woman and works outside shirtless. I'm absolutely certain he's straight [italic] and I accept the fact that straight men can't be "turned" even after multiple beers, [/italic]

Fixed, R69

by Anonymousreply 81December 27, 2021 5:29 PM

"A lot of gay men had sex with women, especially when they were younger. Just because you had sex with a girl in high school once doesn't mean you're a bisexual"

by Anonymousreply 82December 27, 2021 5:30 PM

Sorry, I'm just not at all interested in the British royal family.

by Anonymousreply 83December 27, 2021 6:06 PM

RIP Goys.

by Anonymousreply 84December 27, 2021 6:30 PM

I am going to stop trying to fuck my straight neighbor.

by Anonymousreply 85December 27, 2021 6:40 PM

You know, R1, I’ve given it some further thought and I agree with you. Thanks for pointing out my mistake.

by Anonymousreply 86December 27, 2021 6:42 PM

Yes, the plumber fixing that leaky pipe is hawt, but I would never dream of propositioning him while he is working. That would be so disrespectful.

by Anonymousreply 87December 27, 2021 6:44 PM

"It may not be that lesbians are humorless, it may be that my jokes about them are unfunny."

by Anonymousreply 88December 27, 2021 6:53 PM

Straight guys are welcome on here.

by Anonymousreply 89December 27, 2021 7:02 PM

Asian lady boys make me moist you know where.

by Anonymousreply 90December 27, 2021 8:51 PM

That attractive male actor is definitely not gay. Look at all the women he's dated!

by Anonymousreply 91December 27, 2021 9:03 PM

Josh Hawley presents himself as a real macho man. We agree, he is one straight stud.

by Anonymousreply 92December 27, 2021 9:06 PM

I tune-in to Hannity on Fox just to watch sexy Lindsey G.

by Anonymousreply 93December 27, 2021 9:12 PM

You must be new here R92

by Anonymousreply 94December 27, 2021 9:12 PM

"I wish we had more threads on here about crazy things trans people did. I hear so little about them on DL"

by Anonymousreply 95December 27, 2021 9:13 PM

"Check out the tits on that one, bro!"

by Anonymousreply 96December 27, 2021 9:21 PM

R96 they say this about Henry Cavill, and for good reason

by Anonymousreply 97December 27, 2021 9:24 PM

Lucille Ball's interpretation of Mame was the apex of her career.

by Anonymousreply 98December 27, 2021 9:33 PM

Mame was THE best movie musical!

by Anonymousreply 99December 27, 2021 9:34 PM

James Corden is one hot sexy motherfucker!

by Anonymousreply 100December 27, 2021 9:34 PM

Vivian Vance was a whore.

by Anonymousreply 101December 27, 2021 9:43 PM

A thread was made about this subject approximately a year ago but that's okay. It HAS been a while and there's enough room on Datalounge for another.

by Anonymousreply 102December 27, 2021 9:44 PM

Gossiping and spreading false rumors is wrong. You shouldn't say something about someone unless you know it for a fact.

by Anonymousreply 103December 27, 2021 9:45 PM

^Even then, kindness and discretion is in order

by Anonymousreply 104December 27, 2021 9:47 PM

We need to respect Elder Gays because they've been through so much and have so much to teach us.

by Anonymousreply 105December 27, 2021 10:20 PM

I am empathetic to the moms that I work with and encourage them to foist their work on me regularly so that they may attend to the children that they chose to have.

by Anonymousreply 106December 27, 2021 10:22 PM

I'm not "fit-fat", I'm just fat

by Anonymousreply 107December 27, 2021 11:04 PM

I think it is great the way Sex and the City inspired so many pert young women to move to New York City to pursue jobs in social media!

by Anonymousreply 108December 27, 2021 11:05 PM

I love when straight women refer to me and my friends as "my gays"

It's so inclusive and makes me feel so valued.

by Anonymousreply 109December 27, 2021 11:07 PM

The music scene is better now than it's ever been. I adore Billie Eilish, Olivia Rodrigo, Justin Bieber, Drake, The Weeknd, and Doja Cat.

by Anonymousreply 110December 27, 2021 11:14 PM

Your devotion to Madonna that causes you to create dozens and dozens of new threads about her...

every hour or two...

is truly admirable!

by Anonymousreply 111December 27, 2021 11:25 PM

I think you should only take your psychotropic medications if you feel like it...

and if you don't feel like taking them,

please feel free to join in the conversations

by Anonymousreply 112December 27, 2021 11:27 PM

Are you serious? Remember minute details of a forgettable TV series that aired 45 years ago? Who are you people?

by Anonymousreply 113December 27, 2021 11:27 PM

The search bar is so good!

by Anonymousreply 114December 27, 2021 11:27 PM

That there is some prime poontang my man!

by Anonymousreply 115December 27, 2021 11:32 PM

Posting your bizarre sexual fantasies as if they are real life experiences is perfectly acceptable

Everyone needs an outlet for their sexual fantasies and we are here for you to share the most intimate details of yours

Distinguishing between real life and fantasy life can be difficult at the best of times...and no one is here to judge you!

by Anonymousreply 116December 27, 2021 11:35 PM

There's nothing I enjoy more than helping you remember a song from decades ago

and of which you remember only the vaguest details...

You just sit back and let us do all the work, submitting every song that has been released until we get it right!

"Now you say it went da-da-dah and it was something about a man - that's very helpful!"

by Anonymousreply 117December 27, 2021 11:42 PM

Another repost from Madonna's Instragram account - bravo!

We cannot spend enough time talking about her!

I do hope Muriel will reward you with a discounted membership and other valuable consideration.

by Anonymousreply 118December 27, 2021 11:47 PM

DataLounge has improved so much since its early days. Everyone is wittier and the threads are much more interesting.

by Anonymousreply 119December 27, 2021 11:48 PM

You are right - psychotherapy is a just racket designed to take your money!

You should just come here and post about every petty grievance in your life!

by Anonymousreply 120December 27, 2021 11:50 PM

Lasagna is lasagna. There is no right or wrong way to make it. As along as you enjoy it, that's all that matters.

by Anonymousreply 121December 27, 2021 11:53 PM

The new sizing of Caftans is a CRIME - they are making them smaller and smaller every year!

The very idea that they would try to force you into a "4XL" size when you are so clearly a "Medium" is an outrage!

by Anonymousreply 122December 27, 2021 11:55 PM

I have great colleagues and my female boss is very capable and likable.

by Anonymousreply 123December 27, 2021 11:58 PM

I am here to listen and learn more about the ideas and contributions of others.

by Anonymousreply 124December 28, 2021 12:02 AM

I don't know anything about this topic so I have no opinion.

by Anonymousreply 125December 28, 2021 12:05 AM

Since I'll never have kids myself, I enjoy hearing my co-workers talk about their children. I love listening to their cute little stories!

by Anonymousreply 126December 28, 2021 12:06 AM

I am happy to answer all of your questions, quizzes, and polls that are designed to mine our most sensitive personal data

Let see my mother's maiden name is "Windsor"

I grew up on "Mullberry St"

And my first pet was a parakeet named "Trixie"

by Anonymousreply 127December 28, 2021 12:08 AM

I'm not really prepared to post until I read the original post and all the subsequent posts

It would likely create repetition and confusion, not to mention being disrespectful to all the others here

by Anonymousreply 128December 28, 2021 12:12 AM

Why yes, I'll happily tell you the details of my most personal sexual experiences

because you've run out of fapping material

and I can even write some fanfiction to meet your personal masturbatory needs...

"It was a hot summer day the first time I had sex with my brother..."

by Anonymousreply 129December 28, 2021 12:16 AM

I've always cared more about a man's personality and character than his size meat and looks, and therefore I had no problem finding dates in my youth.

I paired up early with a man of great character, and am completely content with my choice. I looked forward to a contented old age and do not fear it.

by Anonymousreply 130December 28, 2021 12:19 AM

Jesus IS the answer to your problems. Wait….. I’m a DLer and I believe this.

by Anonymousreply 131December 28, 2021 12:23 AM

If I'm masturbating to a man, and then discover he is a murderer, a racist, a right wing asshole, or whatever, I immediately get turned off and cannot fantasize about him anymore.

by Anonymousreply 132December 28, 2021 12:24 AM

P.S. Can anyone post the new nude photos of Chris Watts?

by Anonymousreply 133December 28, 2021 12:26 AM

I would never kink shame Danny Thomas!

by Anonymousreply 134December 28, 2021 12:45 AM

[quote] 1) Democrats and Republicans are two faces of the same coin, and they only look after the interests of the corporate and financial elites. The only difference is that Democrats promise effective policies that they never deliver.

If you think that there's no real difference between Democrats and Republicans, you haven't been paying attention to the last eight years.

by Anonymousreply 135December 28, 2021 12:46 AM

I don't mind at all that R135 is a thread spoiler! I think it's great he doesn't get it at all!

by Anonymousreply 136December 28, 2021 1:43 AM

"Sondheim is all right, but my true passion is rap music. Have you heard Juice WRLD's "Burn" or Roddy Ricch and Lil Baby's latest collaboration?"

by Anonymousreply 137December 28, 2021 4:12 AM

I think Buck would have done the same thing!

by Anonymousreply 138December 28, 2021 4:37 AM

I'm a total bottom - and proud of it!

by Anonymousreply 139December 28, 2021 4:43 AM

No thank you, I'm not hungry.

by Anonymousreply 140December 28, 2021 4:43 AM

"The true heir to Streisand's throne is Lea Michele!"

by Anonymousreply 141December 28, 2021 4:44 AM

Thank you for sharing that link. Apparently I was wrong and I apologize for calling you a fucking idiot.

by Anonymousreply 142December 28, 2021 4:49 AM

How refreshing! This Nicole Kidman thread has 450 responses, and they all focus solely on the quality of her performances.

by Anonymousreply 143December 28, 2021 4:55 AM

A hot, muscled 22-year-old doesn't want to fuck a tired old man like me.

by Anonymousreply 144December 28, 2021 5:02 AM

You know which store played great music? Macy's.

by Anonymousreply 145December 28, 2021 5:09 AM

I don't automatically think people who I disagree with are right wingers or Borises.

by Anonymousreply 146December 28, 2021 5:13 AM

Meghan Markle is stunning and brave.

by Anonymousreply 147December 28, 2021 5:41 AM

They should ban all porn!

by Anonymousreply 148December 28, 2021 5:55 AM

Italians are white!

by Anonymousreply 149December 28, 2021 6:33 AM

Leonardo DiCaprio is talented, not fat, straight, and a very good actor!

by Anonymousreply 150December 28, 2021 6:37 AM

Grammar and spelling errors are no big deal.

by Anonymousreply 151December 28, 2021 6:38 AM

Cate Blanchett was only so-so in that role.

by Anonymousreply 152December 28, 2021 6:40 AM

I have no problem with trans trying to erase gay culture and claim everything from Stonewall onward was started by them, it's someone else's turn!

by Anonymousreply 153December 28, 2021 7:03 AM

Anal sex is gross! It's an exit for poo, not an entrance!

by Anonymousreply 154December 28, 2021 7:13 AM

Is this vertical striped caftan slimming?

by Anonymousreply 155December 28, 2021 7:21 AM

I look old for my age.

by Anonymousreply 156December 28, 2021 7:22 AM

You must always cradle your mug.

by Anonymousreply 157December 28, 2021 7:30 AM

"There is no reason to believe an X actor/celebrity is gay so I won't spec until there is real and hard evidence supporting the fact."

by Anonymousreply 158December 28, 2021 7:41 AM

I did all my Christmas shopping at Yankee Candle.

by Anonymousreply 159December 28, 2021 7:48 AM

Madonna...Lady Gaga..both equally talented Pop Queens...arguing who's better just diminishes both of their greatnesses.

by Anonymousreply 160December 28, 2021 7:49 AM

Sizemeat verificata is no substitute for measuring the goodness in one’s heart.

by Anonymousreply 161December 28, 2021 9:18 AM

I'm a lifelong Republican who has voted GOP in every election but recently they've gone too far.

by Anonymousreply 162December 28, 2021 12:05 PM

Dallas? Dynasty? Knots Landing? I've never heard of those TV shows.

by Anonymousreply 163December 28, 2021 12:53 PM

I'm a lifelong Democrat who has voted DNC in every election but recently they've gone too far.

by Anonymousreply 164December 28, 2021 1:02 PM

Why, I never even noticed the bad spelling and bad grammar in your post!

by Anonymousreply 165December 28, 2021 1:17 PM

"I am convinced this overweight, unattractive, middle aged character actor is gay despite the fact that he's been married to the same woman for 25 years. Clearly she is a beard."

by Anonymousreply 166December 28, 2021 1:23 PM

"One day I am going to be old too, so I do not roll my eyes at posts by Eldergays where they express a fear and distrust of technology."

by Anonymousreply 167December 28, 2021 1:27 PM

"Palm Springs is the best place on earth! It's filled with hot gay men in their prime years having the time of their lives!"

by Anonymousreply 168December 28, 2021 1:28 PM

R166 None of that proves someone isn't gay...in fact all those traits almost make it more likely.

by Anonymousreply 169December 28, 2021 1:29 PM

This man is famous and very good looking. He must be straight.

by Anonymousreply 170December 28, 2021 1:33 PM

This house for sale has a unique layout and decoration style. Whoever lives there must have put a lot of love and effort into their choices. Let's see who can give this house and its owners the most effusive compliment!

by Anonymousreply 171December 28, 2021 1:38 PM

Pop music today is amazing! And I love all the new social media celebrities and TikTokers!

by Anonymousreply 172December 28, 2021 1:41 PM

And the corollary R172

TV today is amazing! I love all these dark comedies with unlikable antiheroes that are available on streaming services I can easily figure out how to get on my TV!

by Anonymousreply 173December 28, 2021 1:50 PM

My boundaries are my own private business and I will not state them, either NOW or THEN.

by Anonymousreply 174December 28, 2021 1:52 PM

I have a nephew who is straight, ugly as fuck and annoys the hell out of me. I try to avoid him and his to be honest pretty girlfriend(I don't know what the hell she sees in him) every which way I can.

by Anonymousreply 175December 28, 2021 2:02 PM

All mayonnaise tastes the same! Who cares which brand you buy, it's just a condiment.

by Anonymousreply 176December 28, 2021 2:06 PM

Trans are such reasonable people who simply want to live a quiet life, make no thoroughly obnoxious demands and don't feel as white testosterone fueled self-righteous men that everyone in the world must cater to their whims, fantasies and fetishes.

by Anonymousreply 177December 28, 2021 2:11 PM

The sisterly bond between Kate and Meghan is undeniable. Shame on anyone who denies their affection for each other.

by Anonymousreply 178December 28, 2021 2:12 PM

I love Meghan’s extensions and hot ironed hair, it looks so full of life and body.

by Anonymousreply 179December 28, 2021 2:14 PM

My father knew I was gay from an early age and was always loving and supportive despite my being obsessed with Follies as a teen while he was a star quarterback in high school who could get any nubile cheerleader he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 180December 28, 2021 2:14 PM

[quote]You know which store played great music? Macy's.

Fake news.

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by Anonymousreply 181December 28, 2021 2:16 PM

People who refuse to get vaccinated have perfectly good reasons and are practicing their rights as true God-fearing patriots of the US.

by Anonymousreply 182December 28, 2021 2:19 PM

Madonna STILL has ‘it’

by Anonymousreply 183December 28, 2021 2:25 PM

I have never lived in my mother's basement and can't understand anybody who has.

by Anonymousreply 184December 28, 2021 2:27 PM

Jabot and Vadgebot BOTH make some good points!

by Anonymousreply 185December 28, 2021 2:30 PM

I still remember where I was in 1997 when I found out the world's most famous woman had died. Rest in peace, Mother Theresa.

by Anonymousreply 186December 28, 2021 2:31 PM

I still remember where I was in August 1997 when I found out Princess Diana died - and what was playing on the August 1997 Gap In-Store Playlist!

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by Anonymousreply 187December 28, 2021 2:33 PM

I am paranoid about Covid and don't think the sky is falling.

by Anonymousreply 188December 28, 2021 2:35 PM

The so-called flyover states are great places to visit and have lots of culture.

by Anonymousreply 189December 28, 2021 2:39 PM

Lin Manuel Miranda is a wonderful composer and is in every way comparable to Sondheim.

by Anonymousreply 190December 28, 2021 2:41 PM

I have no problem with getting old and I'm not going to do anything to fight it but simply accept that it is a normal part of life.

by Anonymousreply 191December 28, 2021 2:43 PM

Though I don't have children of my own (how I wish I did!), every little precocious tyke I meet is a joy and blessing. Children are a gift to be treasured. It's how I was raised, and it's one of my main philosophies in life.

by Anonymousreply 192December 28, 2021 3:00 PM

Let's give Mitch McConnell a break! He's misunderstood, just like visionary leaders before him such as Karl Rove and Paul Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 193December 28, 2021 3:27 PM

This photo makes me so hard!

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by Anonymousreply 194December 28, 2021 3:28 PM

I have never knowingly slept with someone who is married. I have the ability to feel guilty and would be horrified to know that I'm disrupting someone else's relationship.

I consider men that are actually acting out of attraction to me and other men to be preferable to sleep with rather then men who aren't attracted to me or men in general and are acting out of sheer desperation.

by Anonymousreply 195December 28, 2021 4:25 PM

Caftans are dresses, and dresses are for girls. I prefer blue jeans and a plain solid-colored t-shirt. I don't like drawing attention to myself with loud accessories.

by Anonymousreply 196December 28, 2021 5:20 PM

"That Billie Eilish show was FIRE, bro!"

by Anonymousreply 197December 28, 2021 6:26 PM

"Even with LeBron, there's no way the Lakers are going to break 500 this year, dude."

by Anonymousreply 198December 28, 2021 6:28 PM

The world has long-awaited a new film version of 'West Side Story', and Spielberg has the perfect sensibility for such a project.

by Anonymousreply 199December 28, 2021 7:22 PM

Posting porn on an open forum is in such bad taste. What if people are browsing this site at work? Or young children are watching?

by Anonymousreply 200December 28, 2021 7:26 PM

Beyoncé IS this generations Diana Ross.

by Anonymousreply 201December 28, 2021 7:27 PM

He's unemployed, but I love him and we can both live on my minimum wage job.

by Anonymousreply 202December 28, 2021 7:27 PM

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder,CO, was such a wonderful woman and loving mother.

by Anonymousreply 203December 28, 2021 7:28 PM

Dallas, Texas is a global city on par with London, New York, and Paris. It represents the best of America in terms of culture, fashion, diverse intellect, art, music, and dining. And the men who live there are rugged and masculine, and proud to live openly as gay men. There is universal acceptance here, no matter your race or creed. Texas is a place I'm proud to call home.

by Anonymousreply 204December 28, 2021 7:34 PM

There just can't be enough threads about Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 205December 28, 2021 7:34 PM

Actually R204, I have sadly seen posts to that effect on here

by Anonymousreply 206December 28, 2021 7:35 PM

I just love that Poo Shoes poster. Her posts are always so interesting and informative!

by Anonymousreply 207December 28, 2021 8:00 PM

I'd marry Milo Yiannopoulos in an instant.

by Anonymousreply 208December 28, 2021 8:11 PM

I don't mind that R206 doesn't get this thread and posts things that Dataloungers actually would and do say. He has the right to say anything he wants! Datalounge is all about freedom of expression!!!

by Anonymousreply 209December 28, 2021 8:18 PM

"Wow, after reading 200 replies, I think I my gut reaction to this question might be wrong. I had so much to learn, thank you all for sharing your perspectives!"

by Anonymousreply 210December 28, 2021 11:46 PM

I really shouldn't start this thread, this particular topic has been covered extensively around here.

by Anonymousreply 211December 28, 2021 11:52 PM

I’m the tough as nails waitress who knows the score, how ya like your eggs hon?

by Anonymousreply 212December 28, 2021 11:53 PM

We are SO fortunate to have a DL'er who reminds us constantly that someone posted something in reply 72 that was already posted in reply 4. I don't know what we'd do without this paragon of rectitude.

by Anonymousreply 213December 28, 2021 11:55 PM

You say that's a line from Mommy Dearest? I'm sorry, I just don't get the reference.

by Anonymousreply 214December 29, 2021 12:25 AM

You know who I think is really cool? Neil Patrick Harris. I think hanging out with him, David, and the kids would be a fun afternoon! We could sing songs from Rent (his version is the best), totally nerd out over 3d printing, compare scars (We used the same surgeon to get our ears pinned. I chose to have my tail bobbed as well) and finish the day at The Magic Castle. He's probably the ideal gay man, he's got everything going for him. He's younger than I am by about twenty years but he's still my hero.

by Anonymousreply 215December 29, 2021 12:55 AM

Melania could turn me into a straight man.

by Anonymousreply 216December 29, 2021 12:57 AM

I think that we all unanimously agree that this season of American Horror Story is well written, well cast and makes perfect sense while still remaining exciting

by Anonymousreply 217December 29, 2021 1:07 AM

I find Lesbian porn is so much more erotic

than the nasty Gay porn!

by Anonymousreply 218December 29, 2021 1:31 AM

Nicole Kidman has never worn a bad wig.

by Anonymousreply 219December 29, 2021 2:40 AM

A baby's cry is music to my ears. New life!

by Anonymousreply 220December 29, 2021 3:02 AM

I’m attracted to CHUBBY EFFEMINATE guys.

by Anonymousreply 221December 29, 2021 3:47 AM

"Hey, I'm on Datalounge, too! I spend about five hours a day there. You?"

by Anonymousreply 222December 29, 2021 6:05 AM

Joel the neighbor is now a waiter at Olive Garden.

by Anonymousreply 223December 29, 2021 8:19 AM

Broadway in all its aspects really isn't worth any attention.

by Anonymousreply 224December 29, 2021 8:35 AM

My favorite sport is bowling.

by Anonymousreply 225December 29, 2021 8:41 AM

Caitlyn has dainty hands and feet.

by Anonymousreply 226December 29, 2021 8:44 AM

I hate figure skating!

by Anonymousreply 227December 29, 2021 9:19 AM

I've often wondered what it would be like to have sex with women. I'd especially like to try giving them head.

by Anonymousreply 228December 29, 2021 9:24 AM

I don't mind at all if a cock is cut or uncut, or what size it is - it's the person who really matters for me.

by Anonymousreply 229December 29, 2021 11:00 AM

The idea of putting another man's penis in my mouth repulses me. When I see an exposed one approaching me, I clench my teeth like Gloria Upson in Auntie Mame. Oh wait, what's Auntie Mame?

by Anonymousreply 230December 29, 2021 11:19 AM

I really shouldn't spend most of my waking hours online, especially here at Datalounge. Why, the weather outside is delightful and I am going to turn the computer off and go for a long walk around the neighborhood.

by Anonymousreply 231December 29, 2021 12:39 PM

Far too much fuss is made about Judy Garland. Let's leave her to history, and enjoy modern talents.

by Anonymousreply 232December 29, 2021 12:50 PM

Oh, how I wish Nicki Minaj would twerk her big, fat ass right in front of me.

by Anonymousreply 233December 29, 2021 12:54 PM

People don't like me because I'm unlikable, and not because I'm part of some minority group.

by Anonymousreply 234December 29, 2021 1:07 PM

I can;t wait to get back to the cube farm to tell the gals how Gladys's new potato salad recipe wowed them at Christmas pot luck dinner! I am so blessed to have such friendly, caring female co-workers who share their recipes and their children's photos with me!

by Anonymousreply 235December 29, 2021 2:14 PM

If I had a daughter, I'd name her Madysyn.

by Anonymousreply 236December 29, 2021 2:14 PM

This sammy is yummers, Hisstopher! Hold on a sec while I Gram it!

by Anonymousreply 237December 29, 2021 2:15 PM

The robust incisive journalism of Larry King is needed now more than ever.

by Anonymousreply 238December 29, 2021 2:40 PM

I just don’t have any interest in keeping up with all of these inappropriately young tick tock stars.

by Anonymousreply 239December 29, 2021 5:11 PM

There is no need for a preview, edit or delete feature on the DL because, well, just because. Muriel, we love you. We really do. No, really. Kisses, Muriel.

by Anonymousreply 240December 29, 2021 6:42 PM

Brena Dickson is a talented, nuanced actress whose talents were wasted on soap operas. She could have been a major movie star if only given the chance.

by Anonymousreply 241December 29, 2021 7:16 PM

Trump is the greatest president of all time! His body is so hot and a great head of hair!

by Anonymousreply 242December 29, 2021 7:43 PM

I have no strong opinion, positive or negative, about Hillary Clinton.

by Anonymousreply 243December 29, 2021 7:46 PM

Bisexual men really do exist.

by Anonymousreply 244December 29, 2021 7:48 PM

I just found the most darling "Live Laugh Love" poster for my kitchen!

by Anonymousreply 245December 29, 2021 8:14 PM

I LOVE tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 246December 29, 2021 8:52 PM

I LOOK my age.

by Anonymousreply 247December 29, 2021 8:56 PM

Nobody cares about the '70s anymore. We have new stuff now.

by Anonymousreply 248December 29, 2021 9:15 PM

"I get a hard-on just THINKING about Roxane Gay nude!"

by Anonymousreply 249December 30, 2021 12:06 AM

Another piece of cake? I just couldn't!

by Anonymousreply 250December 30, 2021 12:12 AM

R250-This is not the Things You'd Never Hear A Lesbian Say.

by Anonymousreply 251December 30, 2021 1:19 AM

I would never diss on fraus, because I realize (*chuckle*) that I am so very much like them, being into bitchy gossip, candles, and recipes.

by Anonymousreply 252December 30, 2021 4:56 AM

I could make a joke about Chrissy Metz's weight, but I won't because it would be too easy and too juvenile. I'm better than that.

by Anonymousreply 253December 30, 2021 5:20 AM

The truth is I weigh as much as, or more than, Chrissy Metz but I'm a man so it's less of a big deal. She's famous and fat, and there's no way she can be happy too. Not on my watch.

by Anonymousreply 254December 30, 2021 5:55 AM

Please pass the Miracle Whip ™

by Anonymousreply 255December 30, 2021 6:10 AM

I don’t think the fact that this woman used to be a man is worthy of any of our attention.

by Anonymousreply 256December 30, 2021 7:17 AM

When movie stars like Ben Affleck or Johnny Depp screw up publicly, I affirm them with empathy and put myself in their shoes, writing sympathetic messages of support on DL threads.

by Anonymousreply 257December 30, 2021 11:41 AM

Moles are sexy.

by Anonymousreply 258December 30, 2021 11:48 AM

Don't post pics please.

by Anonymousreply 259December 30, 2021 11:59 AM

Kevin Spacey totally had the right to express himself in full as a gay man, while remaining in the closet. His high talent and power in his industry absolutely gave him a free pass.

by Anonymousreply 260December 30, 2021 12:03 PM

Straight men can be homophobic assholes, in fact, most of them are.

by Anonymousreply 261December 30, 2021 1:17 PM

What do you mean BAJOUR?

I don’t speak French.

by Anonymousreply 262December 30, 2021 1:26 PM

“It’s FAR too big!”

by Anonymousreply 263December 30, 2021 2:23 PM

"There's nothing wrong with what Kevin Spacey did and all those guys complaining about him are just a bunch of snowflakes who need to man up."

Oh wait... a number of DLers actually said this.

Never mind.

by Anonymousreply 264December 30, 2021 2:42 PM

I would never call someone a fat whore. That's just rude.

by Anonymousreply 265December 30, 2021 2:42 PM

"My water just broke!"

by Anonymousreply 266December 30, 2021 2:45 PM

I want Donald Trump INSIDE ME DEEPLY

by Anonymousreply 267December 30, 2021 3:06 PM

No one deserves to die in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 268December 30, 2021 4:12 PM

I don’t really have anything of value to post in this thread, so I’ll refrain.

by Anonymousreply 269December 30, 2021 6:06 PM

Why, yes, OP—I AM jealous.

by Anonymousreply 270December 30, 2021 6:07 PM

I just love when men trim their pubic hair.

by Anonymousreply 271December 30, 2021 6:26 PM

I'm fat, old and bitter. It is what it is.

by Anonymousreply 272December 30, 2021 6:39 PM

I want Donald Trump INSIDE ME DEEPLY" -R267

We all know that's not physically possible, 267. That little mushroom can barely pop the outer sphincter.

by Anonymousreply 273December 30, 2021 7:48 PM

I get turned on by cocklets.

by Anonymousreply 274December 30, 2021 8:47 PM

Nancy Grace is just so DAMN sexy!

Just hearing her screaming about missing White women makes my bussy wet!

by Anonymousreply 275December 30, 2021 8:57 PM

Generational stereotypes are just silly. Not every Millennial or Zoomer has the same personality.

by Anonymousreply 276December 30, 2021 8:59 PM

No man who is in prison, serving time for a violent crime, can ever be considered hot.

by Anonymousreply 277December 30, 2021 9:04 PM

"Mmmm. Tatts!"

by Anonymousreply 278December 30, 2021 9:05 PM

"Of course you kids can walk on my lawn!"

by Anonymousreply 279December 30, 2021 9:07 PM

I just joined the Big Brother program and I'm so excited to be paired with a wonderful autistic boy.

by Anonymousreply 280December 30, 2021 9:10 PM

I’ve been paired with a lovely non-binary child whose pronouns are it/its. Perhaps we should all get together for a picnic or something?

by Anonymousreply 281December 30, 2021 10:27 PM

killing autistic children is wrong.

by Anonymousreply 282December 30, 2021 10:30 PM

We love eating pussy.

by Anonymousreply 283December 30, 2021 10:31 PM

If I believe in Trans rights, I have to accept that a trans man is a man, and my insistence on only having sex partners with a penis is simply churlish.

by Anonymousreply 284December 30, 2021 10:35 PM

My friend Julie is a sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 285December 30, 2021 10:42 PM

"Lesbians are pretty!"

by Anonymousreply 286December 31, 2021 12:49 AM

I think Tom Cruise is STRAIGHT

by Anonymousreply 287December 31, 2021 1:08 AM

I rarely search threads to see how many likes my comments have.

And if someone thoughtlessly insults me, I magnanimously forgive them and do not strike back with a barbed comment.

by Anonymousreply 288December 31, 2021 5:19 AM

I look my age and then some!

by Anonymousreply 289December 31, 2021 5:30 AM

I give lousy head.

by Anonymousreply 290December 31, 2021 5:42 AM

My favorite Brady is Jan.

by Anonymousreply 291December 31, 2021 7:00 AM

“I've only been on this board a week."

by Anonymousreply 292December 31, 2021 7:36 AM

There's no good reason to share naked celebrity pictures. They have bodies just the same as we do, and they're entitled to their privacy.

by Anonymousreply 293December 31, 2021 7:40 AM

R16, no, actually most don’t; some are Buddhist and don’t eat meat at all. Pigs are as smart as dogs, by the way, and preparation of veal is not exactly ethical. -Not completely vegetarian

by Anonymousreply 294December 31, 2021 3:50 PM

Why don’t we ever talk about Harry and Meghan?

by Anonymousreply 295December 31, 2021 5:13 PM

I don't mind straight people at gay bars. The more the merrier! I especially love the groups of straight girls who come to dance with "their gays", it makes me feel so included and welcomed. They accept us!

by Anonymousreply 296December 31, 2021 5:20 PM

"I find the in-your-face ignorance and cruelty of Republicans to be so refreshing! And their unabashed patriotism that led so many to try to 'Stop the Steal!' on January 6, 2020? They pledged allegiance, people! Shaman Guy was awesome, like 1970's Elton John on steroids! Brandon needs to stop their persecution NOW!"

by Anonymousreply 297December 31, 2021 5:31 PM

"Let's go, Brandon."

by Anonymousreply 298December 31, 2021 7:45 PM

I have to admit I'm a BITTER, OVER THE HILL QUEEN who takes out his bitterness on others here on datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 299December 31, 2021 8:27 PM

I don't really make $300K a year and have a gorgeous doctor husband who's 20 years younger than me and a total top, nor do we travel extensively or have a live-in chef in Manhattan triplex. I'm really forever single, over 50, on disability, and currently eating dry Kraft Mac & Cheese out of the box for dinner.

by Anonymousreply 300December 31, 2021 9:06 PM

It's so silly that people used to dress up just to go to the store or when flying. It's nice to be able to dress casually. Comfort is what really matters.

by Anonymousreply 301January 1, 2022 1:10 AM

Betty who?

by Anonymousreply 302January 1, 2022 8:31 AM


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by Anonymousreply 303January 1, 2022 8:34 AM

Hamburger Helper is sufficient

by Anonymousreply 304January 2, 2022 6:49 AM

The news media leans too far to the Left in its bias.

by Anonymousreply 305January 2, 2022 4:23 PM

For the next Philly Mummer's parade, one will insist to go dressed as Caitlyn.

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by Anonymousreply 306January 2, 2022 6:28 PM

I get tired of hot masculine men with big dicks

where are all the non-binary gays?

by Anonymousreply 307January 2, 2022 7:54 PM

Only Fans? Chaturbate? Never heard of 'em.

by Anonymousreply 308January 2, 2022 9:11 PM

Posters who type fat and type poor are more than welcome. Your views will be met with attentive respect.

by Anonymousreply 309January 2, 2022 9:13 PM

I'm penniless; I don't have a dime

by Anonymousreply 310January 2, 2022 9:17 PM

I love country music, pick-up trucks, hunting and guns!

by Anonymousreply 311January 2, 2022 9:21 PM

I'm 45 years old but people tell me I look 65 years old.

by Anonymousreply 312January 2, 2022 11:04 PM

"I just got back from a Club Med cruise."

by Anonymousreply 313January 3, 2022 7:48 AM

R291, there was actually a DL poll of favorite Brady kids, and I was shocked Jan was coming in 2nd (behind Peter).

by Anonymousreply 314January 3, 2022 8:38 AM

Link to Favorite Brady Kid post from this past autumn...

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by Anonymousreply 315January 3, 2022 8:40 AM

I'm a top.

by Anonymousreply 316January 3, 2022 8:44 AM

My partner and I had a wonderful vacation at a Sandals resort in the Caribbean.

by Anonymousreply 317January 3, 2022 12:19 PM

This time of year is specially uplifting for feeling great about life. February, when winter's been ongoing for months, is the real highlight.

by Anonymousreply 318January 3, 2022 12:34 PM

R314 Everyone was coming behind Peter, the was a line.

by Anonymousreply 319January 3, 2022 1:22 PM

Looking forward to Trump 2024.

by Anonymousreply 320January 3, 2022 1:23 PM

I love talking to college students and hearing their opinions about things. I really learn a lot from them and hopefully vice versa!

by Anonymousreply 321January 3, 2022 3:41 PM

Poll was manipulated by a deranged Jan stan.

by Anonymousreply 322January 3, 2022 5:29 PM

"I can't get a second date because the purses falling out of my mouth."

"I'm not a real man because I knit, crochet, flower arrange and make costume jewelry."

Oh wait, those are things I have seen DLers say, in the same thread, over the weekend.

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by Anonymousreply 323January 3, 2022 7:23 PM

I've been wanting to come in Peter's behind for years and years! DL may love the "Sure, Jan," meme, but hotness always wins the polls.

by Anonymousreply 324January 3, 2022 11:15 PM

Christopher Knight in 2005


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by Anonymousreply 325January 4, 2022 10:46 PM

1. 2005 was 17 years ago

2. He looks like a kept pool boy in Palm Springs, who also dabbles in drug dealing

by Anonymousreply 326January 5, 2022 1:00 AM

Today I shall enjoy a nice brisk walk outdoors. I can't imagine being cooped up indoors all day!

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by Anonymousreply 327January 5, 2022 1:49 AM

"There are lots of gay people who disagree with some of the Dems agenda, including the progressive ideas and wokism. I am one of them. To claim it's Russian trolls is your way to discredit without really engaging into the debate of ideas. What's the fear? That you might lose the debate?"

This is something a troll says.

Not a Datalounger

by Anonymousreply 328January 5, 2022 2:34 PM

R328 = Troll

by Anonymousreply 329January 5, 2022 11:47 PM

I've had sufficient!

by Anonymousreply 330January 9, 2022 6:38 AM

The sky is not falling.

by Anonymousreply 331January 9, 2022 2:04 PM

I've been on and off Datalounge since the beginning and you now is the best it's ever been!

by Anonymousreply 332January 9, 2022 2:56 PM

White men can be every bit as attractive as men of color.

by Anonymousreply 333January 9, 2022 3:39 PM

There's nothing I look forward to more than Sunday evening and the prospect of returning to work.

I've missed the friendly constructive atmosphere created by my office colleagues, and can't wait till safety allows us to get back together again.

by Anonymousreply 334January 9, 2022 4:53 PM

Joyce Bulifant is boring.

by Anonymousreply 335January 9, 2022 4:59 PM

Who is Joyce Bulifant?

by Anonymousreply 336January 9, 2022 6:03 PM

I don’t know everything

by Anonymousreply 337January 9, 2022 7:09 PM

"I love Jane Wyman's hairstyle, it's so modern"

by Anonymousreply 338January 10, 2022 1:03 AM

TikTokers and YouTubers aren't wasting their time. They don't need to go to college or get a degree. They're making a shitload of money for doing very little and I'm jealous as hell of all of them.

by Anonymousreply 339January 10, 2022 1:07 AM

To help extinguish a grease fire, throw baking soda or salt on it, and try to cover it with a baking sheet. If it is in an oven, close the oven door. All of these will help cut off the oxygen supply to the grease fire. Take these steps and you can avoid unnecessary death.

by Anonymousreply 340January 10, 2022 2:54 AM

I don't live in my parents' basement.

by Anonymousreply 341January 10, 2022 2:56 AM

I don't get all my breaking news from Queerty.

by Anonymousreply 342January 10, 2022 2:59 AM

There isn't a cute guy at my gym

by Anonymousreply 343January 10, 2022 2:54 PM

Bad grammar doesn't bother me at all. I think people who correct the grammar and spelling of others are dicks.

by Anonymousreply 344January 10, 2022 2:57 PM

I hope you live a long, healthy life away from fire of any kind.

by Anonymousreply 345January 10, 2022 7:32 PM

"When I see masculine gay athletes in relationships with guys who are twinky (Carl Nassib), overweight (Ryan Deluca) or older (Colton Underwood) instead of guys just like themselves, I celebrate it, as I'm no spring chicken anymore and was never the most masculine or svelte myself, instead of coming up with conspiracy theories as to why that could be."

by Anonymousreply 346January 10, 2022 8:44 PM

Good morning world! I'm gonna go the ENTIRE day without being a cunt!

by Anonymousreply 347January 10, 2022 9:01 PM

I'm having a dinner party for a select group of friends. I'm making hot dogs and beans, Doritos nachos, and serving Budweiser as the beverage of choice.

by Anonymousreply 348January 10, 2022 9:17 PM

[quote] Good morning world! I'm gonna go the ENTIRE day without being a cunt!


Did you make it to breakfast?

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by Anonymousreply 349January 11, 2022 12:04 AM

Caitlyn Jenner! The epitome of bravery !!!

by Anonymousreply 350January 11, 2022 12:51 AM

However "x" got pregnant out of wedlock/on drugs/screwed up/in prison/never realized his/her potential/denied his/her gayness, I don't believe it was the mother's fault.

Mothers do the best they can, and can't be held responsible for their children's choices.

by Anonymousreply 351January 11, 2022 1:44 AM

" I was wrong "

"I own you an apology "

" You were right about that, I was misinformed "

" Let'e skip shopping at Aldi's this week and go to Wegmans "

" No need to rinse those dishes before loading the dishwasher "

" Looking for Mr Goodbar was a stupid 70s movie "

" Prostate stimulation is overrated "


by Anonymousreply 352January 11, 2022 2:10 AM

"Perhaps I'm not actually living my best life, spending all of my disposable income on shitty fast food and OnlyFans subscriptions where the guys are straight and never show anything."

by Anonymousreply 353January 11, 2022 3:16 AM

"Dolly Parton and Elizabeth Montgomery were both cunts and no one can convince me otherwise!"

by Anonymousreply 354January 11, 2022 3:43 AM

Miss Lindsey is straight!

by Anonymousreply 355January 11, 2022 3:54 AM

I am not fit fat. I'm just fat. Well, obese really.

by Anonymousreply 356January 11, 2022 1:02 PM

I love men with tattoos, they seem the most mentally healthy of all the men I know.

by Anonymousreply 357January 11, 2022 7:07 PM

Mame? I'm afraid I have no opinion on that.

by Anonymousreply 358January 12, 2022 12:56 AM

Queen Helene cosmetics are crap!

by Anonymousreply 359January 12, 2022 3:50 AM

Of course it was simply my imagination running away from me to think that impossibly hot, straight cop/bag boy/neighbor/plumber/mechanic was winking at me and propositioning a lusty assignation. Why, I'm old enough to be his grandfather and look like Wilford Brimley.

by Anonymousreply 360January 12, 2022 12:36 PM

I'll never spend hours of time arguing about non-issues that have nothing to do with my life.

After all, my life is fulfilling enough that I don't need to vent to strangers.

by Anonymousreply 361January 13, 2022 5:08 AM

Good news, girls! The Datalounge-LipstickAlly luncheon and wine tasting gala is this weekend! Can't wait!

by Anonymousreply 362January 14, 2022 4:51 AM

I was wrong

by Anonymousreply 363January 14, 2022 5:06 AM

I don't care about outer beauty ( LARGE COCK and HOT BOD) I'm only attracted to men based on their inner beauty.

by Anonymousreply 364January 14, 2022 8:05 PM
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