Local Meteorologist Twink Payton Malone Wishes You a MARY! Christmas

Local to where, dear?

Gulfport, Mississippi and New Orleans.

He's a hurricane twink!

I'm offended!

Just because a local journalist delivers the news with a certain level of, erm, EXUBERANCE does NOT make them a big ole MARY!

OP, please pardon R1. You can see she's getting a little vague in her reading.

And I don't really believe it's her cataracts, poor dear.

Pay-Pay love da big wood.

He's no Cameron Fontana.

Quite literally smelling cookies.

If he's not gay their son will be.

Lord, that Cameron Fontana is a big old slice of Christian MARY!.

Maybe he’s transhetero.

Gurl, they have so much in common...

they stay up all night

fixing each other's hair, trying out makeup, and talking about BOYS!

Payton would look more masculine

if he weren't wearing a butt plug

Love watching gay meteorologists

[quote] Lord, that Cameron Fontana is a big old slice of Christian MARY!.

whatever makes you think that?

He's no Logan Westrope!

Cameron Fontana named his baby CHANEL???

That qualifies him for the Hall of MARY!s.

Has he ever claimed to be straight?

Payton smells cookies AND types fat.

R17 No he's not a closet case

I feel like you’re kind of asking for a gay son if you name him Cameron.

Greetings, earthlings. Marvin the Martian here. We are detecting major gayness from your vicinity.

R16 Is Cameron a Scream Queen?

Belly laugh at r12's post!

Cameron Fontana has been announced as the host for the revival of The Corny Collins Show.

Flamer

Gay guys like him use women. Women are not your toys flamers!

As long as in a few days from now he doesn’t end up in a run down Days Inn wearing a leather mask, dead on a massage table with disco light revolving all around him, I say live your life! Live your life Payton Malone!

Does Miss Cameron look more butch when she cosplays Captain America.....

...or Fred from Scooby Doo?

PS she loves a nice big load of cream on her face, I hear

You guys are fucking hilarious.

Who or what is a Cameron Fontana and why has evaded and taken over Peyton Malone’s thread?

R14 38 years old? Jesus he looks a lot younger than that. He aged pretty well.

R28 He looks more like a Nazi Captain America...or the "new" Captain America in Falcon and the Winter Soldier. Same difference.

R32 Cameron Fontana is a former House Hunters home buyer who is a TV anchor on Good Day Ohio. He flamed from space and claimed he was "straight" with a baby named Chanel. We first made fun of him in this thread.

As gay as Payton probably is, he doesn't flame nearly as much as closet case anchor Cameron Fontana. Hence, why the thread turned.

I know what poor Mrs. Malone didn't get for Christmas this year...

A heterosexual man

:(

Payton is as cute as can be.

"... and why has evaded and taken over"

Oh, dear. Put down the egg nog.

Gurl, know!

It looks like he's trying to hide or shield his genitals from his wife in OP's photo.

WHET our resident body language expert?

Twinks are so unmanly

[quote] Who or what is a Cameron Fontana

Who is she?

Who was she?

Who does she hope to be?

The Nellie-Off: Payton vs Cameron!

Competition:

Hair

Swimsuit

Costumed Outfit

Cookie Smelling

Split decision. Cameron wins the costume and hair competition, but the cookie smelling and swimsuit ones are Payton's, hands down.

Although Payton does have a very flat ass, I'm sure Cameron's is flatter.

I will NOT be ignored, bitches!!!!!

And here I am, with my adoring husband Karl. And I'm not in filthy Missis-suck me!!!

And of course, Miss Sven Sundgaard will do the weather even without a TV station.

Eeeewww R47 ! What is that know of veins in his left arm ???

Payton Malone sounds so contrived. That cant be her real name . Nobody,and I do mean nobody on planet earth out flames Miss Fontana !

I used to know of veins, but I now can’t find any except on my right temple.

And don't you all forget, I was the trailblazer for weather fairies!!!

Sven "Top in the club, bottom in my tub" Sundgaard?

Queen of the Weather MARY!ies

And we can never forget the one who made the jump from doing weather on CLTV in Chicago to gay porn. Ladies and gentleman, Miss Steve Marks!!!! (Formerly Miss Steve Goolsby when forecasting high pressure. In this video, he's applying high pressure as the top....)

At least the weather MARYs can be out now.

Chicago has a famous weatherman who shares his condo with a "roommate" and coworker from the same station - he's been hiding in plain sight for 45 years.

Miss Justin Mosley, outed by a cockroach.

R55: That's Tom Skilling. The co-worker is openly gay Sean Lewis. But a lot of people in Chicago think Tom might be asexual, more interested in weather than sex. I can see it.....

Staying in IL, here is Miss Eric Sorensen, who just retired in the Quad Cities and is now running for Cheri Bustos' seat in the House.

And I'm still the chief meteorologist in San Francisco, bitches!!!!

R57 I could see it. Or Tom just is a lights off, once a month kind of guy.

More local weather MARY!s and twinks, please!

Here's Muscle MARY! Jason Disharoon from Minneapolis.

A non-twink gay meteorologist, Sven Sundgaard

Black gay meteorologist Tevin Wooten

How quickly you guys forget about me!!!

Payton sort of gives me a Gay Bizarro World Madison Cawthorn.

She a mongoloid?