VPL 2022

Tube on the tube...

VPL can be fun, even when you've seen the real thing many times on screen...

Wrestler VPL is for winners...

R2 Is that really VPL or just bulge?

OMG is a great web site for VPL...

Rowers often present VPL...

I see a lot of tiny dicks.

So far R3 takes first place and R6 is a sloppy second.

R3, God bless the Greeks for inventing wrestling. And kudos to the gay guy who invented singlets.

Actually, R9, I prefer the Greek way....all sports, including wrestling, were done butt naked.

R10, but then it wouldn't be VPL. It would just be VP. LOL

r11 r10 This guy is very hot behind his mask, but he's presenting VPB. Maybe he's uncut.

R6 but is he a rower or a shower?

R12, talk about inflight entertainment!

I took a great VPL photo of a guy in a deli…one of the best of its kind…it was one of those perfect moments…and I just don’t want to share it. I get close to posting it sometimes but then I stop…because I still want it all for myself.

Who knew Neil Patrick Harris had such a hog?

Link to last year’s fabulous thread

Bump

Really, r18? All you have to contribute is "Bump"? You couldn't find a link?

R19 my coworker sent out a pic of him in his tight jeans today. Sadly no vpl. So I was craving some and I wouldn’t be denied.

VPL...what do I get out of it?

I love when guys are oblivious to their VPL. A few of the guys I used to work with would always walk around with VPL.

It is like they are walking around naked. I laugh at these dumb fuckers! LOL

But I also enjoy the view. 🤪

Oh they know, R22, they know.

R23 I wouldn't be so sure about that. There is nothing comparable to it. If a bitch has her tits out, she knows it, but she is less conscious of a camel toe (which by the way is not appealing to most people).

I don't think straight men always know they have VPL. They are not as conscious about fashion or how they look as is the case with many gay men. It is actually obscene to walk around like that.

The specific guys I was talking about were clueless. Once a female coworker said "damn, I can see your dick" and she giggled. He turned beat red (obviously very embarrassed) and walked away. He never wore those pants again. It kinda pissed me off because it ended the free show, and he has a big dick! lol

I'll take your word for it, R22. Can I visit you at your office?

- R23

[quote] The specific guys I was talking about were clueless. Once a female coworker said "damn, I can see your dick" and she giggled. He turned beat red (obviously very embarrassed) and walked away.

That pisses me off. If a dude told a woman he could see her tits he’d get fired. But women are perfectly comfortable saying things like this. Sexual harassment laws are ostensibly to protect women, but from my experience women are way more inappropriate in the workplace than men.

[quote] beat red

Oh, dear.

[quote] That pisses me off.

Ok, good start, a declarative sentence.

[quote] if a dude told a woman he could see her tits he’d get fired.

I think this sounds rational and most objective people would think so, even if they didn’t completely disagree with you.

[quote] Sexual harassment laws are ostensibly to protect women, blah blah blah…

Now here comes the false equivalency cherry on top of your elder, male, misogynistic, privileged, misleading shit sundae you call “conservatism.”

Would you still consider it sexual harassment if another man told you you were too ugly to molest/assault?

Kevin Hejnas

This guy has multiple (or possibly copycat) TikTok and IG accounts devoted to VPL.

R29 Poor Kevin! Nice muscular legs but too bad you need a microscope to see any possible VPL.

R28 if you feel the need to bespoil the sacred VPL thread with your toxic feminist bullshit, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities.

R31 Ya Kevin has a micro dick but look at him. Not like he would struggle to get sex when he wants it

Still some people (R29) aren't posting VPL. Bulges are hot too, though, I suppose.

R33 I wouldn't be too sure about him not having some struggles - unless he is willing to bend over or drop to his knees. LOL

A lot of gay men do care about cock size!

Bump. More VPL please.

Why is it young men will send dick pics and show vpl but won’t get naked in the locker room

so what specifically distinguishes VPL from bulge? Is it that you must be able to discern shaft and/or actual head?

It's the hottest in dress or suit pants, isn't it?

R38 it’s literally in the name: Visible Penis Line

R27 - I believe "beat red" was a reference to excessive masturbation.

My gay brother and I have discussed often the obliviousness of handsome straight men. He thinks they are totally unaware of the effect of their looks on other people because they’re focused on things outside of that, work, school, friends, relationships. I’m not so sure because good looking people are always treated differently so how could they not know?

R41, I've always been told I'm good looking but I honestly don't see it. (Either looking in the mirror or in photos.) So when I hear someone say that, I just think they have peculiar / unique tastes in men.

Conversely, I have a larger than normal dick and, depending on the pants I'm wearing, often have a prominent bulge. (And if I'm going commando, VPL.) So while the looks thing is subjective, the bulge / VPL is a reality I can't deny.

R42 has also always been told he's delusional, but doesn't see it either.

Less talk more VPL please.

R41 Good looking people are rewarded for their looks, but the extent to which it happens really is a matter of perspective.

I think that very often straight men underestimate the extent to which their looks matter and gay men often overestimate it.

Straight men don't understand the extent to which they're rewarded for their looks because men generally attribute personal or professional success to their ability to talk their way in or out of situations and no one tells them differently.

Because gay men are attracted to other men, they assume everyone is judging them on their looks (just as they sit in judgment of others' looks). LOL

Gay men always notice a handsome face and the second thing they "naturally" check for is not his intelligence, but for his VPL (or bulge). LOL His qualifications for a job (or even for a boyfriend) is much much further down on the list. The first thing a gay man notices on another man is whether he is fuckable. AND OF COURSE (at least subconsciously) it has some impact on decisions moving forward.

That doesn't mean the hot guy will get the job, or a date, but a gay man is gonna cruise any attractive man in his aura.😜

Just what we need, Dr. Sigmund Fruit on a thread about VPL.

R46 Say what you will, but you KNOW I am right.

You may very well be, I don’t know since I didn’t read your dissertation. I came here to look at pics of VPL.

Love the Italians...

Not sure what I'm seeing...

R50 - well, he's gorgeous, whoever he is!

R22, no man is unaware, I'm certainly not. It's the current trend for flat front trousers. Erections are a bitch though.

VPL is currency. It can intimidate or excite.

The pic at R3 is a golden oldie - that guy is probably middle-aged by now.

R52 It's not currency in many professional settings, especially a conservative work setting. Many straight men men do not know how to dress, or just don't give a shit how they look in public.

Maybe wearing tight pants with no underwear gets you free drinks in a gay bar, but if you are frequenting straight settings, it can be obscene. Every place is not a pride parade where people are gonna give you "Z snaps" for showing your junk. You must be young. Put a pin in it for now. At some point you will understand what I'm talking about.

pose

golf

rower

shop

Zaddy

football

train

College wrestler - team photos 2021

Bump

R62 That penis is nothing to get excited about, but he is still nice to look at!

He looks like some pr0n actor in the 1980s, and he's packing too

R65 I wanna have his babies!

Bump

Vintage VPL:

Photographer Charles Ebbets was dressing to the left the day he took his famous photo of construction workers having lunch atop a skyscraper.

VPL 2022 and R68 is posting a 90 year old photo

…without VPL.

Something needs to break free

R71 He's cute but it is hard to see what is going on. He needs to adjust himself so we can see it. lol

[quote]He's cute but it is hard to see what is going on

You either have to gawk at it on a computer screen or have your eyes checked, eldergay, if you hardly see what is going on.

Have a happier new year with better eyesight!

There's nothing there. You do understand what the V in VPL stands for, right?

Bad eyesight doesn't mean things are 'invisible.' I insist that you see an ophthalmologist. ancientgay. It might be diabetic glaucoma.

Dang son

[quote]Bad eyesight doesn't mean things are 'invisible.' I insist that you see an ophthalmologist. ancientgay.

And you might want to see a psychiatrist about this delusional vision issue you have. I can see the PL but it's not straining to "break free" at all. This thread is about prominent bulge.

R75's pics remind me of my teenage years as junior gay but future eldergay.

Back in the day, Iowa State's wrestling team shared a locker room (and a steam room) with the swim team and all of the intramural teams. So it was a mix.

The wrestlers always weighed themselves, either nude or with only a jockstrap. It's less skeevy when you're a scared teen trying not to be found out.

Decades later, I remember exactly what these dudes look like.

By the way, this is NOT a habit I carried into adulthood. At the time, though, it was a lifesaver for a frustrated and closeted young gay.

Very hot, R30. I like how he pretends he doesn't know it's showing.

R78 what was the habit?

R79 OF course he knows it. The whole purpose of the video is to display his junk. Those containers are empty. He is a terrible actor.

R73 I am not an elder gay and my vision is fine. LOL

I am a VPL connoisseur and can state unequivocally that there is no VPL in this picture.

Do you understand what a VPL is? It is not just any random bulge. It is being able to actually see the outline of his penis through his pants. That is not visible here.

Now go take your meds grandpa or at least in the future familiarize yourself with the vernacular before you post so you can avoid making a fool of yourself again.

I think R73 is one of those posters who pollute LPSG, thinking every fold in fabric is actually a dick

This is Visible Penis Line (VPL):

Erna prefers Visible Poo Line at the rear…

Visible Poo Line.

[quote]Visible Poo Line.

I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw that pic.

Just remember, other people will sit in seats he's occupied...

R86 - Got ridden hard and put away wet.

Clarification - I am referring to the guy in the pic, not R86 himself.

Wow r90

[quote] Something needs to break free

Yes, from the looks of it it's his breasts.

R92 I don't know football but I do know about men's bodies. If he had breasts that big he wouldn't have those arms or any semblance of a waistline.

His gear is making his shirt tight.

Famous Olympian VPL:

From another thread...

Actor Francis Lederer

Actor? Was he costars with John Wilkes Booth?

Kenworthy's VPL in that photo was evidence he was in full arousal at the time the shot was taken. There's definitely engorgement going on.

R94 There doesn't appear to be much there.

The best examples: R1 R3 R6 R30 R61 R65 R75 R79 and R84

R12 doesn't qualify, but I'll take it... you can tell it is nice. Plus he's gorgeous!

Oh, damn!!

Jimmy Garoppolo was just showing REAL nice VPL in his sideline interview. He dressed to his left.

Damn I hope someone has a screenshot.

Harrison Ball

Montague Glover's lover and frequent muse, Ralph Hall, of which there are numerous VPL shots.

Former DL favorite, wrestler Nick Rodriguez from his Instagram today.

More pics/video of Rodriguez, including links to dick pics.

So Visible Balls Lines count?

Can I offer you some fruit? LOL

Perhaps your banana, r107.

Does this count?

R109 EWWW! That looks like a cunt! He needs to lose the dress and people might find something interesting about him.

Apparently the they in r109 calls themselves "Emilia Decaudin." They could have been a cute "him."

R111, you're being kind.

R112, he is not being kind, he's lying. This guy is scrawny with no dick and a very very average at best face. Also, I can look at him and tell the sound of his voice is gonna be like nails on a chalk board. I would not be attracted to this person in its current form.

R113 🤣

Brutal, r113.

Hilariously brutal.

Bet it said, “I gonna wear my sweater dress today and show off my VPP”. (Very Petite Penis)

Bump

Don't' forget the inventors of VPL.

That’s not a VPL, that just happens to be where he stores his pike.

R116 - I believe this is where the phrase "Take the Bullfighter by the horn" comes from.

This is what I would call a VPL.

Oh gawd. Wrong thread.

Actual Getty Images photo:

VPL is so naughty. I feel a little guilty seeing that most of these men are walking around oblivious to their pants being down. lol

And I love it for EXACTLY that reason.

Like it:

R126 That is "ok." But models always know what they are doing because the photo is staged.

I really like when average joes are walking around with their cock and balls bulging from their pants in plain view and they seem oblivious to it. As the old ladies would say: "He's showing everybody his business!" That makes me laugh and turns me on at the same time. LOL

R121 nice big prominent cock head.

VPL on the beach

VPL in motion

R130 OH! He's horny! His dick is hard! LOL

R129 He seems sweet ❤️

More VPL, please.

NEW!!! 2022 thread!!!! but same old pics.

R133 and R134 twitter plays all kinds of dick games. I encourage you to go on twitter and type #GraySweatPantsChallenge into the search bar. You will see plenty of VPL!

^^You a nice man!!

Thanks R136. I try. 😜

The one on the right has a fat one!

John Hamm

LeBron!

We already know that this LBJ is not that blessed, R140.

This thread has too much typee and not enough looksee

Fix it R142. Where is yours?

Princely Peen!

OP’s guy either is either pre-cumming or just peed and has residual drippage.

Chris Martin showed some nice VPL here.

yes r127 and for this thread the unassuming VPL is way hotter than the I'm in tights or I'm posing shots

By unassuming, do you mean accidental, R146?

@R145, sure but unfortunately that face comes attached.

The suit pic in r143 shows us that the princely dongs were, in fact, circumcised.

R145 That is not much of a vpl. Chris Martin is an ugly man with small meat.

Harry appears to be sporting a raging semi in that suit pic so I wouldn't take it as incontrovertible proof that he was circumcised. Being born in the 80s in Europe, to Gentiles, it would be a safer bet that he wasn't.

[quote] Where is yours?

Yo, R143 -- I got your peen right here!

I thought quite fancy British boys were frequently if not usually cut.

I don't consider Chris Martin an ugly man at all. He may not be conventionally handsome, but I find him quite sexy, especially when he's a little mussy and hasn't shaved his chest. He has a quite nice body.

152 Bring it! 🤪

R154 You can have him. He's all yours!

Aww, I think he's cute. He gives off "I'm a happy boy" vibes. Although I HATE that particular hairstyle on any man. It seems to be popular these days and I can't wait for it to run its course. It just looks stupid to me.

Somebody needs to send Chris Martin some Crest White Strips!

Shawn Mendes

Ewww. Even the Goop knew she could do better.

R159 This is a VPL thread. Was your point to show that Shawn Mendes is dickless, because i don't see anything?

R161 Look again

R162. OK, Lemme get my magnifying glass (not a good thing when looking at dick pics) LOL

R103

You ain't kidding! There are a lot pf pics out there of Ralph Hall. Not only was he a hunk, but every picture shows a huge cock. In the early1900s!

Thanks for pointing me towards Montague Glover and Ralph Hall. They were together for over 50 years.

R103 R164 Ralph Hall was a lucky man!

R165

Montague Glover was lucky, too!

Yep, that Ralph Hall was one big hangin' man.

R167 OH! I thought that one was Montague! I see the difference now. Yum!

Like a few others have said, there's some people on here that still don't seem to know what is meant by a VPL - it's NOT just any old bulge in underwear/swimwear pic like some of them have been!

Also - the vast majority of these (the Gus Kenworthy one is a prime example) are so clearly intentional - get hard with a cockring on, wait until it's not at full erection anymore and stuff it into a tight pair of underwear pointing down and watch your likes tick up. It's textbook instagram-ho thirst behaviour.

Good VPL has to be completely unintentional and unknown by the owner of penis. If someone is putting their bulge out there so people will see it (usually because he's a exhibitionist) it's just not interesting or sexy. It's actually more pathetic and somewhat pervy IMO.

Completely agree.

Disagree, R170. VPL need only be more than just a bulge in pants. Hard to believe a VPL could always be completely unintentional. A real VPL (not just a bulge) is never not interesting or sexy. Really unnecessary and uncalled for say anyone who flaunts their VPL is pathetic or pervy, imo.

VPL doesn't necessarily mean you can see the outline of the cockhead (although that is one example), it just means there's a print there that is obviously the dick. It typically occurs when the guy is either commando or is wearing underwear that isn't restrictive (i.e., briefs). See this pic of John Smith from the western series "Laramie." There is nary an episode where he ISN'T sporting VPL.

This is awesome

Michael Landon always gave great moundage, but often he would also deliver some great VPL.

VPL wasn't even vulgar back in the day. Just a bit sexy.

So wait, R170: it's "pervy" and "pathetic" to advertise one's own VPL, but it isn't pervy or pathetic to ogle an unsuspecting dude's VPL?

IMO it is when some guy is doing it intentionally so people will ogle his crotch. I'm sure most mothers don't tell their sons "now son, always make sure you wear your pants in such a way that your penis will poke out as much as possible so people can look at it and get turned on".

An yet, R178, did most mothers say, "Honey, it's completely fine to get all thirsty when looking at some other completely oblivious male's penis print in his pants so you can then masturbate to the accidental sight of it. As long as he doesn't know, it's all fine. Enjoy!"

IMO it is when some guy is doing it intentionally. I'm sure most mothers don't tell their sons "now son, always make sure you wear your pants in such a way that your penis will poke out as much as possible so people can look at it and get turned on".

Michael Landon knew exactly what he was doing when he got dressed in his Bonanza costumer every day.

Someone is repeating himself.

That was for R180.

Ralph Hall’s unit looks uncut.

You can clearly see Landon’s shaft, head and balls in that pic. I bet his pants smelled heavenly at the end of a day.

R170 You hit the nail on the head! Sure any model posing and any bulge can be interesting but that is not as interesting as the unintentional visible penis line. VPL to me is Hot! Hot! Hot!

We wanna see the dumb fuckers that unintentionally put on the pants that are too tight or who get hard suddenly and now his cock is so much in full view that we can see the exact size of it and whether or not he is even circumcised. The naughtiness of a guy "innocently" being as naked and exposed in public is exciting. It is literally undressing someone with your eyes!

[Quote]So wait, [R170]: it's "pervy" and "pathetic" to advertise one's own VPL, but it isn't pervy or pathetic to ogle an unsuspecting dude's VPL?

R177 Right! to me it IS pathetic to advertise because it is narcissistic. If a man is walking around with his big thick cock protruding through is pants (or a woman is walking around with her big titties flopping around full cleavage and wearing no bra) people are gonna look regardless of whether or not it is done intentionally. Depending on how you "look" at them, it's not necessarily ogling in either situation. It's usually just looking at what is being presented.

The unintentional "naked man" is always more interesting than a model posing in wet underwear and looking directly at the camera. I view it like amateur porn versus professional porn when the guys are looking directly at the camera or posing while having sex (Who does that? It is so annoying). The amateur porn is almost always more exciting to me because they just get down to business.

I guess enjoying VPL to me is like "voyeurism." Ogling actually runs counter to that because it can become participatory. I am not interested in that. I just wanna watch something "naughty" and enjoy it undetected.

R186, what would you say about the picture at R121? You can't tell there whether it's an unintentional VPL or not.

I'm R170 but I can say without doubt that the photo at R121 is posed. Not one thing unintentional about that photo.

A nice dick is a nice dick.

For a thread about dicks there are hardly any pics!

??? posed? You don't seem to understand that any anatomically correct man wearing a speedo will have some sort of VPL.

R121 It looks posed, but more importantly, headless photos are useless to me. If a guy sends me a dick pic and I don't know what his face looks like then it does nothing for me. I don't like porn where guys hide their faces either. I know I am out of step with a lot of guys on that, but that just is NOT hot. The best part of porn and suggestive photos is when you can also see the person's face. If I wanna look at a big cock, I can just look at my own. That's boring to me.

Hispanic guy at the beach.

R164 Yes, it’s really something else.

Glover's pics are all poised. Not that I'm complaining.

If I think a VPL is hot, it's hot. If it's a nice looking cock, it's a nice looking cock.

r192 I am the opposite. I need to see the meat and it better be good. Too many times I get a hot guy with a thumb dirve for a dick. Gimme average with a baseball bat any day.

R195

Yeah, I forgot that VPL is best when they are not aware and not posed. I just got giddy when I saw his pictures from the 1900s. I mean, I know they had dicks then, I just found the unabashed prominence of those pics surprising. Of course, they were posed so he might not have ever walked around in public unleashed, hung, and maybe hard.

An oldie but goodie VPL

Yum, r199. Very 1970s hot!

I remember Robert Plant showing very explicit VPL almost all the time back in the 70s...

VPL was everywhere back then.

R199 wow, my dick twitched just from that still image. Very nice.

Not "caught in the wild", but nice nontheless.

Found these next few on the 'Looking Sexy While Grocery Shopping" thread.

And this

And this.

And this

And last but not least, this.

Lazy photoshop attempts of Mexican VPL at R205 and R208.

I wanna see BPL with faces!

These photos are virtually every day in the Home Depot parking lot.

Yeah, a lot of VPL shots are actually photoshopped. Especially the wrestler ones.

Bump

R149. It's been written about in multiple sources and biographers, discussed at length and per order of Diana when they were born that the penises of William and Harry remain intact.

Regarding the photo in R143, did you ever hear of photoshop?

R213 who is this hot dufus?

This is awesome:

[quote][R213] who is this hot dufus?

William Petersen in TO LIVE AND DIE IN LA. He did more than VPL in it...he actually showed it.

Thanks. sexy dude!

I don't see a VPL, R218, only a P.

There is no VPL at R218 and only a hint of VPL at R213. Some of these people just don't know what VPL is. This is very disappointing.

Agree completely, R221. R121 features a true VPL, imo.

[quote]There is no VPL at [R218] and only a hint of VPL at [R213]. Some of these people just don't know what VPL is. This is very disappointing.

The "IT" in "he actually showed it" noted in post R218 was referring to his actual penis, not a VPL. If you've seen the film, you'd know that there are several scenes where he is showing VPL, including the modest amount at R213, but R218 is a link to his actual frontal scenes. Reading is fundamental.

We are talking about seeing VPL in actual photos, darling R223. What strange triangulations you would have us go through, with references to a film, "several scenes" showing VPL, and frontal nudity. Showing an actual penis is not VPL, dear, which is a tad more subtle than some cock hanging out.

Tall thin guy

Has this wrestler been posted already? Probably worth a repost either way

R224 still doesn’t get it. Poor thing.

R223 Reading IS fundamental. Why don't you try READING the title of the thread: "VPL 2022!"

If you wanna talk about "penis" or "hints of a bulge" create another thread! Don't get mad at everyone else because you failed to comprehend what this is about.

^^Ooh, she mad!

R229 Let's speak with proper English.

Meanwhile, someone post more real VPL. R228 understands what we want here. Visible Penis Line. Not just random nude guys, not plain ol bulges.

True VPL is becoming rare in real life. It's nice to see some authentic VPL here (the guy isn't "trying" to bulge it looks natural and is in an everyday setting).

R227 thinks the general semblance of a penis somewhere inside fabric constitutes a VPL,otherwise a VP itself will do. And she says we don't get it? Poor thing is probably losing her eyesight as well as her cognitive skills.

R232 Meanwhile more VPL, please.

I have shared on this thread, R233.

R234 Yes, and it's appreciated - thus the "more" please

More, please

May I have another

I'm confused both by the rules of posting, and by the focus on the rules, and will be abandoning this thread.

Just look at the pretty pictures and don’t worry about the rules

R217 Nick Bosa is an exhibitionist. He enjoys looking like a slut.

[quote]Nick Bosa is an exhibitionist. He enjoys looking like a slut.

Nobody gives a shit about that racist, problematic, Trump-loving airhead.

R241 Bosa might put in the work, but no one looks like a bigger better slut than England’s princess Jack Grealish.

^^more Jack in case we weren’t convinced...

The sluttiest, most exhibitionist football player is Kiko Alonso. Never wears compression shorts, a jock or a cup and always shows VPL.

Hot

Looks like a pretty thick head

Alvaro Medran

Alvaro Is sporting a chub for sure, but his unit seems curved and headed south.

But for folks who like that kind of thing…

If a man's penis is large enough then when you look at his crotch, you're gonna see "something" in his pants. BUT, if you have to strain and stare to determine what his cock looks like then it is not VPL.

VPL is obvious and you can see it from across the room!

More rules (rolls eyes)

Thanks, R249 - agreed. Share more!

I bet this is one is really just the way the cloth appears, but would be hot if it really was VPL

Hell's Kitchen VPL

R250 Not rules. Just clarifying the definition for ignorant fucks like you who apparently can't read. Do you not understand the plain meaning of words? Why is this such a problem for you?

It really is a thing. We are not just making it up. Please educate yourself before making sarcastic comments that just make you look, well... stupid!

Who knew there is no 'g' at the end of freeballin?

You seem like fun, said no one ever, r253.

R255 Why don't you get a life and learn to read while you are at it. Stupid people are NEVER fun. Eventually they get boring.

r253 can I get your address I want to invite you to a dinner party!

Wrestler

Homeless VPL.

We’ve reached another level.

R259 DL has NO rock bottom

That’s not true.

My ex still refers to me as his rock bottom.

I must have a nice butt.

R215 I can remember watching the BBC evening news when it reported that earlier that day Prince William had been to hospital to be circumcised, as is tradition with royal babies.

I have not seen it in years but in Alein - the first one, when the sleep pods open you can visibly see John Hurt has either a huge boner or a very big cock.

Yeah Daddy!

I think I can detect some slight VPL here... take a look and see if you can spot it:

R265 He looks like he is at home, but imagine how great it would be if everyone showed up at the laundrymat this way! lol

I love VPL

R249 wow, I disagree completely with this. It definitely has to be more specific and discernible than “bulge,” but not as obvious as you’re saying. The subtly and hunt to VPL is part of the fun. Too obvious and it’s actually less appealing because that most likely means he’s doing it on purpose.

R268 I hate posers in these situations. OF course, I am not talking about the speedo models and people obviously showing off their cocks. I am talking about the regular Joes on the subway or sitting in a restaurant or standing in line with an unexpected semi hard-on or pants a little too tight in the crotch and prominently displaying their naughty bits to anyone who happens to glance at their pants.

If I you are straining to see what he has in his pants, it is not VPL. It is more like you being a pervert who will get dirty looks from those who see you staring at this stranger's crotch, including the unsuspecting subject who will probably feel more violated by you than interested in you, even if he is gay.

Btw true VPL usually happens to straight guys. Gay guys tend to be very aware of their appearance.

[quote]naughty bits

"naughty bits"? Are you really a gay man?

R271 Who else but a gay man would say that!? HAHAHAHA

R271, are you an idiot? That's a VERY common phrase, made so by Monty Python like five decades ago.

Lighten up, r273.

f270 you have never been to a gay club/bar have you?

R275 Scroll up. Apparently you missed the whole debate on what VPL is. Most gay men (especially one out at the club) knows when his shit is protruding through his pants - it is done deliberately. For most of us that is not VPL.

A VPL is the true sign of an exhibitionistic whore. And if they "don't know" they're doing it they're dumb exhibitionistic whores. Maybe some DLers on this thread like the ones who seem not to know how they look, who seem to be unknowingly objectified, but face it, darlin'...you're still a whore even if it's "accidental." It starts out by wearing the speedo or going commando in the sweat pants to begin with.

WHORES!

r272 r273 The Prissy Sissy No-No Hole Brigade

Where are the VPL???

That's a different thread. This is the VPL Rules thread. Let's continue the discussion!

R278 Your comment makes no sense. Are you 12?

From the If I Let You Go music video.

^ Now that's a VPL.

One every fifteen comments is pretty good, right?

R283 You are right, that IS technically VPL, but damn, he has a tiny dick. He really should have worn underwear. He shoulda left more to the imagination. Nobody wants to see that. HA!

Not my type, but still VPL

^ Doesn't understand what is a VPL 🙄

We should all give up now.

R287 I gave up a long time ago. Now we are seeing an ugly pasty old man taking a photo of himself in tight underwear, sucking in his gut and showing off his little nub of a cock. Not only is this NOT VPL, but not something I wanna see first thing in the morning... or at any other time.

Hear hear R287/R288. Bleh.

He’s HAWT

No, he's NAWT.

Jake

R287/r288 post your own instead of just bitching about what everyone else posts.

^ 🙄

R293 Why don't you stop trying to bully and silence me. I am gonna say what the fuck I want. They are NOT posting VPL. There, I said it... AGAIN. Deal with it!

Maybe they should post proper VPL! That is the real concern.

BTW, I am not here for your sexual pleasure you freak! Put yourself out there! Let's see YOUR VPL! LOL

Prince William shows VPL rather frequently.

Could somebody give Miss R295 a couple of their spare downers?

Could someone tell the whiney bitch at R297 that we are not here for his flames, just for the VPL! Move along now, grown folks are talking.

Move along now, toots, grown folks are talking

R259 You’ve obviously never visited this classic site I discovered thanks to the DL.

Cmon r303 don’t soul this thread with that garbage.

R292. So it seems our Jake got the snip.

I hope he’s a grower.

Does this count?

OP, that's just a minor bulge.

R3 knows the real thing. Thank you!

Yes and no R308.

Wrestling VPL is it's own genre.

^ OMG. Its.

Thankfully, no-one watches this thread because it's anything other than VPL.

Not VPL, but famous beatle bulge:

What about this?

I'd say he's freeballing underneath that flimsy cloth, R313. Judging by his face, he knows it.

A good VPL today in that new football league game. Plus I saw two cracks in two poorly fitted uniforms.

Reposting this VPL of Eddie Cibrian from another thread.

Eddie doesn’t have much girth, does he?

R316 Eddie doesn't have much peen. He is at least semi-erect here.

If he bottoms, I don’t care about the sizemeat.

R319 I'm pretty sure he doesn't bottom for LeeAnn so the meat matters. She's probably just grateful he gets semi-hard around her. That poor dumb girl.

For those who are having trouble identifying VPL, it often involves a visible coronal ridge.

R321 maybe he’s uncut.

Police Officer

GUURLLL!

Not just dick, but he has got hips and ass too! I bet she's vers if not total bottom!

Regency (?) VPL

[Quote]For those who are having trouble identifying VPL

Most posters it seems.

Henry Cavill

Frat dude on spring break:

Henry Cavill knew what he was doing. I doubt he'd retreat from a man on his knees.

R331 More aptly, Henry would eagerly drop to his knees if a man presented some peen to him.

I come to praise Henry, not to bury him…

On the subway

R334 I wonder who the freaks are taking these pictures. HAHAHA

Subtle...

R336 - thank you for understanding the assignment. Nice work!

Hows this?

It's not ideal since he probably knows what he is doing as he is taking a picture of it, but still very nice. That is legitimate VPL R338! 😁

I argue it's an illegitimate VPL if you're taking a pic of your own.

R340 Compared to the semi bulges and creases in pants people have been posting as VPL, I would gladly accept this. He's cute and his cock is nice. But for the innate narcissism involved with photographing your own peen, i woulda fapped to this already... Twice!

The debate over over legitimate vs illegitimate VPL is such a DL conversation.

Love it.

Chad Everett was a client of agent Henry Willson, the one who allegedly wanted to see his future clients naked before he signed them.

I think Everett is going some advertising here.

Nick Jonas has quite a swing...

oops...

That's a good schwing R345.

Ryan Lochte

Lochte is a douche but appreciate the photo R347.

OT, but Lochte has cute kids.

Oh damn, Lochte aged hard. Fuck.

I'm sure those Lochte kids are dumber than a box of rocks. He's an idiot and his wife is likely a dumb blonde to be with him.

And yes those Irish genes hit him hard!

stoned or just tired...

R352 Who cares? He looks molestable!

I hope Lochte's wife has a functional brain for all their sakes.

Stoned or tired, I'd release that cock yearning to break free. I'd make him my lollipop.

Joey Bosa

Thanks R357. Just clarify, which one has the VPL?

Nice bod...

Speedo shot. Not VPL, but is this for real?

I'm not sure how good a Property Manager this outfit is, but I'm almost ready to hire them for their Handyman alone!

Apologies for the challenging link... click on "Handyman-05".

Very nice...

Bitlord

R360 Holy Mary mother of Jesus, thank a million for posting chat short clip, it’s gone straight to my bookmarks.

Golfer Cameron Young.

Not VPL, but certainly impressive!

All three, please.

Ethan Peck/Mr. Spock VPL

OP, most are too much work. Give me a wrestler in a singlet.

But are Vulcans sexual, passionate or slutty??

Not sure this counts, but he's hot so I wanted to share:

R371 Apparently he has balled up socks in his pants. That's not a dick.

R372 Thanks for ruining that for me…

Not sure this counts either, but damn...

Yes x4

Devon Allen

R375, I'll take #82 to go please!

Google "Jonas VPL" and you'll get a whole bunch of VPL pics of various Jonases.

More Fighting Irish VPL.

R371 What in the world is that hat perched on his head. She is trying so hard to be butch with it all folded to a painful point. A Bro Fascinator?

Michael Rapaport's big cock flopping in his shorts as he jumps up and down.

I knew it was big. It’s always the ugly ones

[quote] you'll get a whole bunch of VPL pics of various Jonases.

Ooooh! Do they have the dude who got swallowed by the whale? I’ve always had a crush on him.

In R379 pic, I think you can see the dude's foreskin. Hot!

Wrestler.

R381 It's not that big. He is wearing loose shorts with no udnerwear.

R381 That link doesn’t work for me…

The guy in R379 is named George Takacs. He's at Notre Dame, and is 6'6" 250 pounds.

Super big dick energy.

Weigh-in.

So many fake (touched-up) photos.

Pietro Bosselli's VPL

Another one of Boselli.

Available for outcalls.

^^^His foul mouth was very hot.

R393 R394 I could not listen to him talk for more than about a minute. He is mush mouthed and sounds stupid. I would fuck him though but he would have to keep his fucking mouth shut. I don't wanna hear his stupid ass!

Policeman on duty...

Bump

Not a true VPL (he knows exactly what he's doing) but the outline is nicely displayed with two different articles of clothing.

Team VPL

^^^^ is obscene. Don't athletes wear cups anymore. I'll take 82 and 83.

Beautiful

Policia

Prince Harry VPH (Visible Penis Head) on CBS Sunday Morning this morning at 4:47.

And what do you think [italic]YOU'RE[/italic] looking at?!?

Nice one:

Jonas VPL

^^^ baaaad Photoshop

Liam Hemsworth

Grandad vpl

Lots of VPLs here...

[quote]Lots of VPLs here...

While r411's guy has some nice set of balls on him, that is NOT VPL.

It's not Visible Bulge Line - It's Visible Penis Line. It's right there in the name - there must be the outline of the PENIS, not the bulge of what are, albeit, gloriously huge balls.

R412, I see penis as well. Definitely VPL.

It's a penis button, not a line, r413.

R412 is blind, and R414 is being overly pedantic. And blind.

r410 r409 and r406 (copied below) are the best recent VPLs. The rest aren't articulated enough, especially the football players. Just pant lumps.

I love a good nip slip (R411). It makes me wonder if this guy knew his nipples were making an appearance, and if he cared.

The best thread for ages

Better football VPL.

Gotta keep it going:

More football

r420 Hot!

Your basic Dad VPL

Male Model VPL

Anyone seen Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery? I'm seeing a lot going on in Ed Norton's pajama bottoms. A lot.

Oh I love the VPL threads!

R423 That man is smoking hot.

Hot R405!

Creepy Ted Cruz likes to cruise VPL on his Senate pages.

The smile says he's tasted that.

I've been in love with Carlitos ever since he laid down on the court at last year's US Open.

This is now my desktop.

I think he's aging nicely - unlike his father. Wills has always had a bulge worthy of a king.

Zac Efron in a singlet...

Underwhelming

..and to close out the year, how about Sam Asghari , Britney's husband!

I pray you ALL find Jesus!

I didn’t even know he was lost.

Are there any posters up, Margaret? That always seems to help.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Margaret White (née Brigham) is a fictional character created by American author Stephen King in his first published horror novel, Carrie (1974), where she is the main antagonist.

Margaret is a deluded, abusive and fanatically religious mother who thinks almost everything is sinful, especially when related to the female body or sex. Her daughter, Carrie White, has the power of telekinesis, which causes Margaret to think that Carrie is a witch.

I don't understand all this commotion about VPL! Why are you celebrating it! I hate Visible Panty Lines! It's the bane of my existence!!!

Everyone who is into this should watch college football. It’s a damn plethora of VPLs everywhere.

R439- Thats the kind I dig, just natural shit.

Half of these above were posed/porn adjacent fluffed for the purpose of a viral porn photo

[quote]I pray you ALL find Jesus!

Thanks, Madge. He's pictured in R434.

I'd definitely hit that more than one time.

New thread for 2023

Subway VPL:

Super Hot VPL/Bulge with bonus nipple:

Damn, this is hot:

Okay, porny/OF pic, but still hot:

Working from home selfie:

Nice:

Laid back: