VPL - 2021

OP’s example is just obscene. IMO the best VPL is just enough where you can see it, but it’s not so in your face that it’s obvious the dude is a perv and did it on purpose. VPL is a fine art.

OP submission was just to get your attention. You're correct - VPL is a fine art.

Yes it's vulgar but so what. Post more like that!

Alternative Title:

"How To Dress Like a Trashy, Low-Class WHORE!"

Who needs subtlety? The more you want (and the more you have) to advertise - the happier I am.

Share your gift with the world! You're doing God's work.

I promise I'll light a candle for OP's selection tomorrow.

I'm the Director of IT, who hopes to drag this organization into the 21st century by upgrading the hardware and software, improving staff skills, and developing a cohesive strategic IT plan appropriate for an organization with limited financial resources.

Unfortunately, the Executive Director (who touted my importance to the organization) really had no intention of giving me the budget or staff need to achieve any success. What she expects is that I'll be her personal techie guru and come to her apartment (and her country home) to fix the computers of the entire family. Her husband has my number on speed dial.

And what does all that have to do with VPL, R6?

^vpl on fugs doesn't count!

aw.

well look what I found

I 'm sure the bulge in OPs photo is altered.

R8, did you check out the whole site? It's nothing but VPL pics...

Kyle Hynick makes sure that his dick is prominently featured in nearly every pic he posts on IG.

R13 Whoa - fuck’n humongous

R14! Homina, homina, homina. What a talented young man.

Healthy bulge.

So would the guy in OP’s picture, be completely offended if you walked up to him and coped a big healthy feel. I mean, he’s practically advertising it and inviting onlookers.

The problem with VPL these days, on all these Insta-ho's, is that it's very obvious they are getting hard ons while wearing cock rings/tying their cocks off at the base like strippers do and then pointing their dicks down in their underwear to create a prominent bulge. It's portrayed as if it's their completely flaccid dick but of course it isn't.

I am constantly amazed by the number of straight guys at the gym who wear grey sweatpants and apparently no underwear though, they are pretty obvious.

R17 this sounds incredibly rapey. He may/may not be inviting onLOOKers but there is still no consent given for copping a feel, are you fucking kidding me with this? That's the equivalent of slut-shaming a female rape victim for wearing a tight dress and saying she was 'asking for it'.

In jeans:

That's young Eric Clapton in the orange pants.

On the train:

Oh, who cares about a visible panty line?

OPs pic is photoshopped and poorly done.

Some people don’t know what the fuck VPL stands for, apparently. Bulges are nice, but stick with actual VPL.

For those who like a more "classic" look

R26 - no actual VPL but sexy

I want to touch it

r28 demonstrates the positive value of circumcision.

Keep 'em coming, boys.

AB SO FUCKING LUTLEY!!!! R29

[quote] I want to touch it

R28 - fuck touch it, I want to devour it and all of it’s sweet seed.

[quote] and all of it’s sweet seed.

Oh, dear!

That’s perfect r28. Imagine watching him intently, waiting for that perfect millisecond where he poses just right that you can make it out perfectly, and being able to snap that picture to capture the moment and fap to it for eternity.

You've probably all seen this one before, but he's so perfect in every way.

R28, finally an example of what VPL is...and a mighty fine example it is too!

R13, damn, there's nothing subtle about KYLE.

Is this VPL?

Holy crap! R14's guy needs his own thread!

Slut

Yes?

You called?

Kyle has an OnlyFans, but he doesn’t show much more than you can see on IG and Twitter. There’s a few pics where his dick is in sheer underwear, but that’s about it. It’s sexy, but there’s nothing sexual about any of it.

R22, R35: tubes on the Tube.

I prefer candid VPL pics... not a big fan of posed shots.

Love being surprised...

Daddy's damn excited about that LaCroix

Something tells me Shaquille is packin' quite the package.

Metro.

Pants up.

Some of these submissions are too posed to be VPL's.

[quote] ^vpl on fugs doesn't count!

Like hell it doesn’t. Better than being fat. Those guys aren’t all fugs anyway.

To the 'Bulges and More' troll -- those are barely bulges. BARELY...

And almost no VPL, r66!

R64 - big cock!

This is a football coach who tried to become head coach at Auburn but his coup backfired. Kevin Steele. Older guy but nice bulge going on. Sorry that you have to click on it to get to the bulge.

VPL

[quote] Older guy but nice [bold]bulge[/bold] going on. Sorry that you have to click on it to get to the [bold]bulge.[/bold]

You don’t know the definition of VPL, do you?

r71, when I enlarge the pic I can pretty much see the outline of the head of his dick. I much prefer seeing candid shots of guys out and about in public to most of the ones so far where it's intentional and the guys are trying their hardest to show off their dick.

VPL caught on escalator.

VPL is not bulge!

Damn, Kevin Steele’s got a big old hog in his pants. Atta boy.

Great thread, OP. Added to my watchlist.

r1, you reek of insecurity and frau tendencies.

Kid in the back is checking out his ass.

sausage and eggs

R73 is a butterface with a average sized boner at best. And a perverted exhibitionist. Nice body though.

Wet.

R77 nice. Great thread.

It can’t look too obvious. If it looks intentional I’m not interested. I prefer something more subtle. When guys are desperately seeking attention by using their body it’s a niners killer for me. I like the voyeuristic aspect. Feeling like I’m seeing something I shouldn’t be looking at. It’s more exciting that way.

*boner killer...not Niners.

I agree r82.

Looky there...

VPL.

Actual VPL.

Actual VPL.

Guys who are clearly not wearing any underwear - what do they do when they get an erection? How is it not completely obvious?

VPL is so titillating. One of my favorite threads. And Bulge is different than VPL but still nice! That corona ring of the cut cock head peeping thru sends me wild!

Ben Wierda, Betsy DeVos' nephew and Kathy Lee Gifford's son-in-law on Family Fued.

Maybe not "caught in the wild", but impressive still.

VP and VPL are not the same thing, dumb ass.

Wet VPL.

Wrestler VPL is the best.

The wrestling singlet was made for VPL.

It might have been posted already...John Kranski's VPL on SNL last week.

R58 Oh Daddy, down boy, down

R78 Mmmmm yum, I’ll take seconds

The best VPLs are the innocent ones. When guys are displaying, but have no idea they are.

[quote] Guys who are clearly not wearing any underwear - what do they do when they get an erection? How is it not completely obvious?

Ah, isn’t that part of the whole idea.

Here's a nice GIF video.

Who on here has shown VPL? I'm too small but show your pics!

Nice:

I love sweat-shorts

well blondie has a boner

What?? Seems like he want something then bolts?

Grey sweat pants are the best

The epic John Hamm

It's the gray sweat pants that make VPL so delightful

This VPL thread will just NOT stay in my Thread Watcher for some reason.

I live OP’s showy whore. The more prominent the better. I hope the gay in the pic gets even more erect at the next stop.

OP's image is digitally altered and, hence, doesn't count.

R110 Wow.

I did it better bitches.

R82 Exactly. Hot.

Bo Roberts

If this guy had a cooking show, I'd watch.

I love urban public transportation

[quote] I am constantly amazed by the number of straight guys at the gym who wear grey sweatpants and apparently no underwear though, they are pretty obvious.

I wouldn't call this something to complain about.

R97 Krasinski has the quintessential BDF and yet whenever I've tried to discern VPL I get very little. He was on Kimmel a few years ago wearing a spandex Spiderman body suit, really absolutely nothing. Convinced he had tucked just to frustrate viewers.

The man at r122 has so many many attractive features.

[quote] He was on Kimmel a few years ago wearing a spandex Spiderman body suit, really absolutely nothing. Convinced he had tucked just to frustrate viewers.

More than likely the network required him to wear a dancers belt to avoid any problems with censors.

R70 He's a regular on Chatterbate.

the gifted Mr. Devon Allen

R112 The audacity of that man to constantly put himself on full display and then get super pissy if someone asks about it.

More fun on the metro ....

R132 gets everything this thread is supposed to be.

Good lord that was gorgeous.

Soccer player.

Love this one:

r135's pic is hot.

a "cut " soccer player @ R134 ? . There is hope for that sport after all!

bump.

Dive in ....

Gray shorts are the best for VPL

Georgian rugby player

Airport airsporting

More fun on the Metro....

Go Sooners!

The Sooners the better!

Sooner than you think!

Hotttttt

He needs to slow down.

Daddy

metro

upward

whoops

the squad

Aaron Hernandez

Some of you have no idea what a VPL is.

Hint: It’s not a bulge and it’s not a naked penis.

Gray is definitely the best for VPL

I bet you're fun at a party, R158

R159 That’s the shittiest photoshop job I’ve seen in a long time.

R135 hot guy but wtf is going on with his arm?

DL favorite Lindsey G.

R162 - I think (gasp!) that there is another human there.

Lindsey's wife sure does love his "little ladybugs"!

R164 you’re right. It’s an illusion. Damn he is so fine as fuck.

R141 id like a hat trick.

I just want to caress it

...!

R168. Is that real or phtoshopped? I never see anyone walking around with such a bulge.

[quote]Is that real or phtoshopped? I never see anyone walking around with such a bulge

It's Carlos Effort who has "an" OnlyFans. He always takes pictures with his bulge showing

R165 That's the aunt.

Gray sweats man. I'm tellin' ya.

What is it with gray sweats?

I’m going to have to do an independent investigation and find out why gray sweats and not any other color is the best for seeing VPL.

Volunteers enlist, please.

[quote]Gray sweats man. I'm tellin' ya

It's BelAmi starlet Paul Cassidy

There should be a National Grey Sweats Day. ;-)

Poor guy, Looks like he hurt his neck. I wonder if he needs help with his baggage?

Paul Cassidy is quite slutty. I like it.

More grey...

White works too

Hold on ....

A bunch of show offs!

R175. The package is not impressive but I’m guessing he has a sweet, pre-lubed ass.

Ay Chihuahua! R179. Dinner's on!

R137 He's not cut. Take a closer look.

That was something nobody needed to see R21!

R185 Speak for yourself. That's one big, fat cock!

R184 I agree. Plus, the uniform indicates he's with the Brazilian team, Londrina Esporte Clube.

Based on the tattoos we can see on his thigh and arm, I'm pretty sure it's their player, Douglas Santos, from Rondon do Para, Brazil.

Looks like he freeballs A LOT!

Play ball ...

We have a damn good team ....

Oh, lawdy, r188!

Huge (but real?)

I just came on DL looking for dongful bulges and was not disappointed.

Meteorologist Reynolds Wolf on air.

I wonder if the camera guy wasn't supposed to go below his waist to show that he was wearing blue jeans.

R193 Wow! Nice!

Reynolds Wolf looks to be rather small. My dick goes down my thigh.

Singlet

R196 Is he wearing a cocking?

Let's go grocery shopping... .

This clip is from a live stream of that Serbian reality show "Parovi" (Couples). I believe there's a youtube channel for it.

Damn, that's some morning wood right there.

That’s a morning forest!

I love seeing shit like r198’s post. One of the few things that makes going shopping worthwhile.

R193 Excellent contribution!

Rio!

More fun on the Metro ...

Damn. R199 is giving me some afternoon wood.

R198 very nice.

A random ad on Facebook showing VPL in the photo on the right.

^teeny tiny.

Henry Cavill

What exactly are we supposed to be seeing in that Henry Cahill picture, R210? There is no VPL.

Fun in the waiting room ... .

r212 = VBO, not VPO.

R213 You can see the head of his penis as he moves.

R213 is clueless or blind.

R212, that’s the very epitome of this thread. Thanks!

r214 r215 You're absolutely right. I am so embarrassed. I didn't see the moving parts, so to speak, until after I posted. All I saw was his big bag of balls.

Don’t be, r216. You’re too cute to blush.

Though, you get a demerit on your gay card because I didn’t even know it moved and yet saw the obvious VPL. The picture moving was a bonus.

R212 mouth watering , literally as i type!

More fun on the Metro.

(He even provides his own drool!)

^^^ Okay, I just realized, he's the same guy in the still photo at R35.

Didn't mean to duplicate, but enjoy the live action. ;-)

Here's a whole lot of VPL from Kris Boyson. He's made an art-form out of showing it off.

These mens needs to wear penis brassieres. Buy one now at Walmart!

^^^ Someone who goes by the name "Tommy Long Dong" has posted a review of the "Ball Lifter":

"Feels better than what i was expecting it to. Lifts and juts out just as advertised. Very comfortable for all day wear. If your aiming to impress this item is for you. Would't suggest wearing as a athletic supporter though."

Despite the grammatical errors, maybe Tommy knows his male undergarments!

R205 is a perve deliberately showing a boner. Not as exciting as nonchalant VPL

R224 Just like that whore Kris Brysen at R221.

^^Or Boysen. Whatever. She's still a whore.

R225 = "LINK FORBIDDEN!"

I have a big dick and wear sweat shorts with no underwear all the time, we live in Los Angeles, so its warm often. My BF sometimes gets annoyed that i do this when we go out to the market, grabing something to eat or just go out walking around. but he is also amazed at how many people notice it and do double takes to look at my VPL. It’s all types, obviously gay guys staring (we live in a very gay neighborhood ) but often times its straight guys and even women staring. I’ve done this since i was a teen and so I’m used to it, but BF is kind of titillated at the amount of stares i get. So the “spy”photos of guys with VPL in public, he knows exactly what he’s doing and the attention he’s going to get.

It was hot out that night.

One way to flirt at a party.

Hunk r231!

Beautiful dick!

fútbol

Wet and hairy with sexy little shorts.

R235 link has lots of VPL...

LOTS! Great collection!

Mason Mount (Chelsea)

It's all about the gray

That looks ‘shopped, R239. Why is the pouch so different from the rest of the shorts, which are clearly heathered?

Woof

Also looks Photoshopped, R241. Come on.

R242 Definitely.

Shut up, kill-joys. Post your own pics instead of whining

When something's so blatantly 'shopped, it's impossible to not see that and only that.

But it is possible not to whine about it, r245.

Not whining. Just keep it real, please.

ftr - I've posted quite a few on this thread. The last ones were the homemade gifs at R230 R231 and R234.

Slow walk down a Bucharest store aisle.

It's my turn on that equipment, dammit.

Illinois CornStars Gold.

guys, are you watching the Euros 2021? Lots of young hot men playing soccer with VPL! esp those who are wearing white kits!

Surfers and Rowers FTW:

More fun on the metro.

R253 I miss the subway 😅

Sports

R255 He's up in R134 and identified in R187.

Walk this way...

BB19's Cody Nickson... I love him. He's so intense. Bet he fucks like a prince.

Be honest ladies, if you were a horny cute young femme blondie, would you spend a big part of your day siddling up as close as you can to it? Giggle...make small talk? Maybe cop a feel?

It's going to be a long flight.

Treadmill slow-motion.

At Subway.

Sweaty

Wanna ride?

Nice smile...

Austin Mahone

oops...

Is R265 the drunk frat asshole on the Spirit flight?

'Sporty', actor Avan Jogia.

R268, the guy in that picture is quite a bit cuter than the belligerent airplane douche.

That is just visual penis.

"Belligerent airplane douche" is a perfect description of Maxwell Berry.

Hawt

Hot Papi

@hectorr_lopez

I’m beginning to wonder if these men would dicksplay vpl even in mixed company? I’d guess most females would be too busy acting cunty then enjoy the view. I shouldn’t go there since I’ve no idea.

Gym

Who is that at R276?

R276 fine as fuck!

Hawt

R276 every part of him turns me on even down to his socks. I hate guys who wear ankle socks.

Stefanos Ntouskos, the Greek athlete who recently won gold in the single scull rowing Olympics competition.

Levi

Wow, I didn’t expect the responses to the pic I posted at r276.

He’s some tall and lanky Australian dude who lives in Melbourne and goes by the handle, @j.e.hzd

Here’s one more of Mr Long Lean Muscle

God DAMN, R281/282!!

When Stefanos won the national championship in 2020.

holy shit that kid has a huge thick dick, wow. me likey

I'd like to do something greek with that Greek .. lol! .. He's totally my type

Levi Conely at the ball game

As always with these threads, some people have no idea what VPL is.

Looking right at you, r257, r258, r276.

Smile

HOT R294

R293 Sorry you didn't like R257, but I've also contributed ones like R132, R188, R198, etc. etc. etc. which you apparently liked ;-)

Kris Boyson.

I have no idea who that is…

…but I want to.

[quote]I have no idea who that is…

He's a personal trainer who used to date British slag Katie Price

Yeah, I think the most famous thing about Boyson is the UK tabloids always showcasing his most obvious asset.

R300 He knows his only claim to fame is his bulge.

R301 Yeah .. lol! .. And I think the only time he wears underwear is when that's the only thing he's wearing.

Who is Levi Conely? Some Florida Camaro-driving trailer trash?

More fun on The Metro.

(I think the lady's looking at his butt as well.)

Borrowed from the Knots Landing thread - Pat Petersen at abou the 1:00 mark:

i usually don't find pix of guys trying to look sexy to be particularly sexy or hot.

Trying to looks sexy with an arched back or pushed out ass or pouring water over themselves looks exceptionally feminine to me.

More of a basket than VPL, but caught my eye. Nice and relaxed.

Lean

Hear, hear, r306!

Note there's a difference between "VPL" and just a regular "bulge".

Lolz does this count as ‘VPL’?

No. It does not.

oops

Throwback: some retro VPL Realness, NYC Gay Pride, 1989

R315 that ooks more like a vulva bulge.

I've been searching for those slouchy socks, r315. I was once able to depend upon Ralph Lauren, but those days are gone.

E. G. Smith made the slouch socks I wore, r317.

Wow, who is R314? I don’t know if it should be categorized as a true VPL, though—he’s clearly fluffed and showing off.

My dad (ER surgeon) once had a guy come in from a car accident with a broken pelvis. They needed to cut his pants off. He refused. After about 30 minutes, the patient asks to speak to my dad alone. He reveals to him why he doesn't want to take his pants off- He had a summer sausage taped to his leg.

R320 An actual summer sausage or a cock?

R321- A actual, Hickory Farms summer sausage. He used duct tape.

That’s hilarious r320. I never understood wanting to “stuff” your pants. What happens if you pick a guy up?

The guy at R134 reminds of this guy we had at work named "George" who used to wear that old kind of polyester pants and walk around the office like that at times.

He was about 6'4, really thin, and quite homely. I sued to think maybe his long dong was the only thing he had to try to attract women .. lol. .. Anyway, he'd walk up to cubicles where co-workers would be sitting, so with him standing, you couldn't not miss it. It was right in your face. .. Some women in the office eventually complained to his boss. I thought, what a hilarious conversation to have to have with your employee telling them that they had to wear briefs to work or face getting sued for sexual harassment.

R315 I was definitely there that year. I also see my old bank (Manny-Hanny) to the left.

R323 It’s all about their getting off on how others perceive them and their illusion…they have no interest in connecting with another human…just like so many Instagram people.

R323- It was my dads fave "shit that happens in the ER" story. Everyone had the same question, but no one asked him. His sausage (still in the brown casing) was placed in his hospital bag of belongings along with his cut off pants and other items. The duct tape also helped cut down on the shaving necessary for surgery LOL. Poor guy had to leave the hospital wearing scrub pants.

R325: yes, 1989, when it’s still the height of the AIDS epidemic, with no cure in sight. Gay Pride really meant something back then

R324)I actually had to have that conversation with a black employee. He would be talking to a group of girls and every time that would start laughing as he walked off. Finally, I had to tell him, it’s because of your bulge…actually you could see the outline of his penis.

R329 Thanks for letting us know he was black.

R330) Of course you are welcome

Lime green is a refreshing color

More fun on the Metro.

Football season: @charliemmatthews, shot by @briankaminski

Serving Fit-Fat Realness

VPL?

That guy in OPs pic lives in Brooklyn. I’ve seen him around.

You’ve seen him or “it”?

R338 him.

Celeb VPL

Now THIS is some VPL!

Born to wear Speedo

R342 what a hunk ❤️

Hot

I'm gonna go be a doctor in Russia.

kid's got a nice big dick, yum

No muscle tone whatsoever, though.

Just a hint

Gaysian Represented

Check out that schwing of his!

Bed head.

Nice

R350 fantastic!

Patriotic

Do you even know what a VPL is?

R354 That's bulge, not VPL.

Dutch guy running.

More fun on the Metro.

And I don't think he minds the attention.

Football season.

That's a VPL at R336 alright. But it look more like a VISIBLE PUSSY LINE.

Nice r358

Bump

It's football season!

A Room with A View

R364 what a hunk ❤️

Bump. I’d like some more please.

To me VPL might be hotter than actual nudity… the mere suggestion, the innuendo of the fun that lies beneath, is just intoxicating to me.

I am horny as hell.

More fun at the gym.

Whoops, wrong thread. Oh well, enjoy.

Djokovic

Whoops, wrong thread. Oh well, enjoy.

Datalounge if you didn't have to click on links to see images.

seaman

R390

Can anyone identify the guy in R382. I have the impression he is not shy, and there are probably full-frontal nudes out there.

Or maybe I'll be disappointed if not. Cock tease!

Does this one qualify for the grey sweatpants?

Some serious VPL.

Kyland from BB23

R60 lord help me, I’d suck it.

R58 fuckable.

Fuck. I am getting desperate you guys.

I need more. My thirst is unquenchable.

Holy shit! I found one!

Spanish bullfighter Paquirri. RIP.

^^Oh my, it may just be a cod piece…shucks^^

70s UK pop star David Essex

More fun on the Metro.

BUMP. MY THIRST FOR MOAR VPL IS UNQUENCHABLE!!!!!!

Swimsuit...

Sweatpants...

R406 and R407 awww they both seem really sweet.

This one's a little different.

From VPL to full dick!

Subtle

Has this kid and his page dedicated to his VPL been shared?

Him and his buddy

While they may be hot, I think the ones with guys who are purposely and knowingly showing VPL (exhibitionists) are somewhat different. That also goes for guys who appear in underwear and swimsuit ads that leave nothing to the imagination. Those are set up by the photographer for that very purpose. Another category, imho.

His ego is bigger than his dick. Not attractive.

R18 It's an entire subgenre of gay porn, isn't it? Men wearing sweatpants? For good reason.

Talk about self-loathing...

...I hate myself that I find the guy in r410 incredibly hot.

This is generationally naive of me, I'm sure, but all of these guys have moms and dads, aunties and uncles, grandmothers and grandfathers, little brothers and little sisters--no one worries about family members seeing it?

For the most part, only uncles are the ones who actively look for it.

R418, MARY!!!

I couldn’t agree with you more, R414.

The “on purpose” ones are not nearly as hot as the accidental finds you see in daily life, where the person genuinely either doesn’t know it or doesn’t realize he’s showing it.

There’s nothing hotter than those.

Some of them are not VPL, they're half-a-hardon. You don't have to have the world's nicest dick to show half-a-hardon.

Ted Lasso fans - is this an accidental Roy VPL?

If it is Brett's cock, he's enjoying the attention. He might be doing it on purpose. My bet is on a cock extender; Brett would enjoy flapping that around, too.

WETTTT

Fast walker.

The tattoo on his arm says, "Find a passion and pursue it."

Is that an invitation?

One minute at Trader Joe's.

I like r412 but I agree with r414. When it’s not on purpose, it’s so much hotter.

More fun at the grocery store.

R428 nice

R430 Daddy ❤️

R423 hot guy but doesn’t look like vpl to me. It was the wind.

More fun at the airport.

This one's kind of funny. He stands up and seems to reach his hand back to adjust his pants, then I guess realizes that he missed the pant loop in the back when getting dressed, so he sits back down to re-do his belt.

R434 He's got it going on!

bump

A Scottish Bus Window with A View

Make sure to have the audio on. Hilarious

R427 and r428 are EXACTLY what I mean. Oblivious to what they’re showing. Those are the hottest ones.

More fun on the railway platform.

R438 yum. I love blue collar NYC men.

More fun at the baggage carousel.

(Looks like he could use some help!)

Walking the dog.

Where do you all find these?

This is a good one.

Speaking of football players. The interwebs tells me this man's name is Joey Bosa.

Nice R447 and R448. Now we need to see Carl Nassib's VPL.

poor Joey Bosa, even though he's a big guy it looks tiny

The photographer on this one of Bosa got right up in there, (Click twice to enlarge.)

Getty, you bastards.

But yet I bet these guys are towel dancers in the locker room lol

R452 I actually doubt that they are. The one football player I knew in college used to let it all hang out, and I used to have to act like I was averting my eyes and didn’t want to gawk.

Tough thing to do, r453. Really tough, I know.

Chicago Pride Fest October 2nd

R455 we don’t need gross bottoms in this thread.

How about a stand alone R455

Yeah, like he said: gross bottom.

Omg, OP. That dude is a slut.

More fun at uni.

(I wonder if he sits in the back row on purpose.)

Dutch rower.

R447 "The tears of a clown!"

R461 It's kind of tacky, actually.

R460 woof. I swear my bad boy phase is over but I’d make an exception for him.

Nice

Wrong thread but gorgeous photo.

The internet tells me this man's name is Kyle Hynick.

More fun on the railway platform.

Quick, but cute.

There’s nothing more sad to see than a dead nice cock.

Huh?

And you can see R461's nipples! The slut!

R467 Kyle Hynick has such an incredible cock. I'd love to wrap my lips around it and run my tongue up and down his shaft. I'd also love to have him slap his cockhead against my hole.

The statue is in Istanbul Park, so I'm guessing he's Turkish.

LeBron

R474 😍😍😍😍 My future husband!!!!!

Porn guy Derek Bolt

He's bringing me a gift!

R478 I can’t wait to unwrap it.

Now, he is FINE! R478

I’m laughing at myself, r474. I was thinking “a VPL on a fucking statue? What the hell is this guy talking about?!”

Then I clicked your link.

Sorry for the tangent, I just thought it was hilarious.

R481 are you blonde by any chance, sweetie?

Yes, but that has nothing to do with it, I swear. It comes from reading it quickly while at work. Lol.

R483 I understand hon, it must be hard to read the board on a stripper pole.

Laughing at the Ronaldo statue.

R485 That's hilarious!

R472 You sound like someone in an X Videos comments section.

I'm sure Derek Bolt "forgot" to wear a jockstrap.

Who?

R475 If my weiner was that small I'd be embarrassed to wear those sweatpants

Is he gay or what?

R473, you link didn't work.

Erections aren't the same as VPL.

More fun at the Mini-Mart.

I moved to Italy. Boy do I miss cut cocks. I guy could be hot as fuck by you know you're probably going to be dealing with an ombre anteater.

R494’s is the best kind. Clueless he’s even showing it and certainly not trying to be obvious about it.

I’m always on the hunt for guys like that.

More fun on the Metro.

The gorgeous Kiké Hernández on the left. Zoom in for the VPL.

Kiké

More fun at the airport: Brazilian Edition.

R494 Nice VPL and also forearm porn. Well done.

Poor guy. A near perfect pole vault until his own 'pole' sticks out enough to knock the bar down.

R502 Oh dear, if that hit the balls.

More fun on the Metro.

Jesus that was hot!

A proper VPL is unplanned and man with it is both clueless and unconcerned about such things.

A whiff of staging and it's just exhibitionism, which is quite a different thing altogether.

Outstanding VPL example here.

a parade of Russian wrestler VPL

I wanna know how people are recording these. I’d be terrified to whip out my phone and record some stranger’s junk on the NYC subway.

I'm surprised wrestler singlets are still used today. It is obvious where all the anatomy is placed. There was a guy in my high school who was hung as a horse and that thing would sway heavily from side to side as he walked. Yet no one was offended.

Do wrestlers grab pubic hair to distract the opponent? The singlet makes it clear where you should aim. I know water polo players like to stick their feet into an opponent's speedo. Is it to yank pubic hair or to dislodge the speedo?

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^^You hit your head?

Speaking of wrestlers ....

Gray sweatpants <3

Now that he’s passed, can someone please report the pic of Brian Laundrie’s VPL?

Not too soon with that one.

Can he walk my dogs?

Just a little lower, Tom.

Flickr won’t let me sign in

R507 has a fine, tight body, but the bubo forming on the abdomen warns one of the plague.

[quote]Just a little lower, Tom.

The other dude can feel Tom's had touching his peep - Tom's pinky finger is clearly on the stroking the base of it.

R520 it’s probably just a mosquito bite

r509 I used to do it all the time. I also had two phones, one for work and on personal. You turn the camera on and put the other over it. You obviously can't hold it up to your face like you're taking a picture or video. But if you just casually have it on and hold it in a position that looks like you're not using it, you can pretty much record anything. And a lot of times people don't know if you are looking at yourself or them. So sometimes if I really wanted to get a shot of something? I would act like I am taking a selfie while video taping them.

There is a fine line between VPL and exhibitionism. A lot of time they go hand in hand and I love both. I kind of enjoy it more when the guy knows exactly what he is doing. I used to to take the E train from 23rd street every morning, which was perfect. I would get on and it would be relatively empty. I'd grab a seat and the next stop was 34th street which was penn station. All of the guys coming into the city in their suits and flat front khakis piling in. Sometimes I would be sitting with a guy's VPL right in my face. If it's packed enough, no one else can really see you staring at it. And sometimes I would look up at the guy if it was obvious, then look back down. Handful of times, I saw the recognition made them harder. Guys with their cocks on display love the attention, turns them on.

THE HOTTEST thing I ever saw was this tall dark haired guy in his basketball shorts and one of those cut low on the sides tank tops on. He was standing waiting for the train. As I was coming down I saw him pull up his shorts to scratch, show off, his muscular leg to anyone who wanted to see. When someone does something like that, finding any reason to show off their body (lifting shirt to wipe brow, hiking up their shorts to scratch) they want to be seen. I usually walk to the end of the platform, but this time I made sure to get on the same car. I sat a bit diagonal to him as he sat with a wide manspread. From my position I could see straight up his shorts to his huge nuts. He wasn't wearing any underwear and was kind of fanning his legs as his balls rolled and pressed up against his thigh. He wasn't doing it for me, but I am sure he knew his genitals were on display. I just about passed out.

I have pics and vids of different things but posting on here is such a pain.

R523 make a Google drive of them betch! You’ve got to share your bounty with us.

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R513 = HAWT

More fun on the subway,

Hot r527

Taste that skin

pink

More fun shopping for pants at Walmart.

I can see why he might have a problem finding the right fit.

R536 looks photoshopped

Decent VPL on Scott Eastwood.

Scot Eastwood must do some serious manscaping since those trunks are riding low and not one pube showing.

R233 I need that dick.

Woah

I wish I was sitting in the empty seat next to him.

^^Robert Glasper

Is that bodybuilder Julian Smith?

BUMP. Let's get this bitch to 600 before 2021 is out.

Daddy.

Perfect amount of VPL.

I wonder how these VPLs would respond if a female was gawking at it?

Want some? I’m gay you cunt, stop looking. Not for you, Hun. Take a picture bitch, it’ll last ,longer…

I don't think, R548, that VPLs can talk.

A thousand words r549.

Cmon now, where’s your imagination, R549?! One could go The Simpsons route and animate a VPL, or be the next Jim Henson and make a muppet of one. Either way, I think it should have a voice like Kaa from Disney’s original Robin Hood… a hissy, serpenty voice to represent how sneaky and hidden the VPL is.

A friend and I indulged in this kind of exercise once, figuring out what another friend’s pussy would be like. We envisioned a muppet made of Brillo pads and googly eyes. She would have an thick Irish brogue and be named Sheila McCooch.

No teeth, R551?

We have been looking at it for centuries.

Sometimes you see a pleasant example. I'd play the fuck out of his nipples.

The guy at the 2:24 mark is cute.

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What does the L stand for in VPL? Line? Log?

Lesbian, Rose. Lesbian!

Lmao r558.

Lesbian, lesbian........

!!!!

LESBIAN!!!!!!

Well, isn't that when one women and another.....

More fun at the mall.

Nice smile.

I'm OK with just the VP.

Going commando in sweat pants

I wonder who the perv is that films all these Russian wrestler weigh-ins? He is my hero.

[quote] Lukas Ridgeston's was (and presumably is) as perfect as the rest of him.

Plus, lots his co-stars at Bel Ami have really nice ones as well. It's kind of a trademark of the studio.

R565 I have wondered that too.

I also wonder who is more deluded: the person filming these weigh-ins thinking nothing pervy could ever come of it, or the athletes who think raising their singlets’ shoulder straps up over their shoulders affect the weight?

Usually don't post obvious ones like guys posing in their underwear, etc. but thought this one's quite nice.

R561 HOT r562 HOT!!!!!

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More fun on the subway platform.

Most of this video is of this hot guy's fabulous bubble butt, but there's VPL during the last 25 seconds.

Enjoy.

R572 linky stinky

R573 The link works for me, but here's a link from pron site.

Salami in Aisle 4.

Chris Pratt

Prince William, from 2012 when he still had hair.

R574, your link doesn’t work either. thisvid dot com links never load.

Love it R575! He knows what he's doing. He wears athletic wear so he's not confined. Total show off. I'll bet he makes sure someone knows he is getting stiff. I'll guess he doesn't mess with his bush, he feels too masculine to do that.

Yes, I would get it on with him.

OP, he looks like his colostomy bag shifted.

I want to be all over this dude

Hat tip to the current thread on "Days of Our Lives" for this one. Something from actor, Dan Feuerriegel, today.

R575 very hot

Let's not forget the most famous/infamous VPL in recent memory....

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[quote]Let's not forget the most famous/infamous VPL in recent memory....

What is that Theroux pic from? Is it from a tv show or is that some "real life" pic of him doing something?

If it's a show, then it was done on purpose because there is no way that no one noticed that.

How do you not know that's from "Left Behind"? It even made the late night talk shows!

[quote]How do you not know that's from "Left Behind"? It even made the late night talk shows!

...because I have a life?

R551 is so very sad. Cannabis and black basement mold.

r587, it's from the show Justin starred in called "The Leftovers."

Let’s finish this wonderful thread up with some really high quality VPL!!!

More fun shopping ...

for cucumber.. lol!

Wants to show off his thighs.

Just eatin' lunch.

Not really VPL if it's a selfie...

Tom Daley VPL

As the thread nears the close, I have to say... none has beaten this image, imho.

I vote this the best VPL of 2021:

That's a bulge, not a VPL, R599.