The horse jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker need to STOP

Neigh, I mean no OP

Neigh, that's horse shit. Trot off.

Hear,hear ! That shit is as old as the queens typing it.

Don't you think you've posted enough about herbivore?

The unbridled audacity to tell us what to do!

Saddling us with all of these restrictions!

You better rein it in!

This fake concern-for-SJP post is worse than any horse jokes. At not even funny.

OP just likes to stirrup shit! Don't pommel us for stating the truth!

I never thought she was ugly and the horse jokes were unfunny. She was surprisingly very pretty when she was young. Check her out in Flight of the Navigator, Hocus Pocus, Ed Wood and early SATC. She didn't age too well but it's not like she's a giant bitch, she always seemed so pleasant to me.

Whoa, nelly!

R8 That's really the mane thing.

Horses are beautiful. This frau is not.

R11, She's gorgeous. You're foal of shit.

ok, but she is too old to be a pony!

The mare cruelty of these jokes are enough to break your heart, you ppeople really are un stable

It is indeed cruel and abusive toward horses. I agree!

Being too thin ages you

[quote] Sarah Jessica Parker is tackling criticism of her looks as she grows older.

Sorry, no CNN. It isn't because she got older.

Why the long face, OP?

Sorry, these replies are of such a muck-raking nature.

Don't bother, OP, the DL crowd is stupid, you're beating a dead horse.

We need more glue.

Roll the cameras. She’s a movie star !

They shoot horses don’t they?

1. The horse comparisons are funny whether you like them or not, OP.

2. The article is aimed at the age-ist comments against her. Jokes about her horsey appearance have been a thing ever since she was a foal on Sex and the City.

3. I convinced SJP is one of the fraus on this board, heartbroken that we aren't the pet gays they've always wanted and constantly policing our discussions to make sure they're frau friendly.

This thread is a race to the bottom. Maybe SJP can win it.

Still can't believe how Michael McDonald in drag looked so much like SJP.

why do women start looking like a man after a certain age?

The decline in estrogen in women, and corresponding decline in testosterone in men, means the sexes start looking like each other in old age, R26.

That is terribly unfunny, R25, and it reminds me why I never got into Mad TV, even when I was one of the 14-year-olds the show was written for.

She will be dog food someday

Even if you're champing at the bit to tell those kinds of jokes, they're clearly non-starters by this point.

I worked with her brother on a project. I've made my pokes but most people don't realize how poor her family was before she became a successful child actor.

SJP has an Emmy, Golden Globe, and SAG Award - A Triple Crown winner.

“Beloved Actress” is going too far, no one would ever describe her as that. To borrow from AbFab, SJP is so cold that she has her period in cubes. There is no warmth there, the only role that she rose above mediocre in was the Family Stone because her brittleness and taciturn nature fit the part so completely.

No point in trying to close the barn door once the horse has bolted, op.

Now that I think of it, I don't ever really see her wearing Gucci all that much...

She deserves every last remark.

"tooth"

Manolo Blahnik or Willie Shoemaker?

I don’t get why people mock her looks. She’s got a big nose and she’s getting wrinkly. And she shows it to the world. Good for her. She looks like a real person and apparently that drives some people insane.

Forget the horse innuendos that's a very unflattering picture of her that's giving me Caitlyn Jenner vibes.

She's getting up there in age. Almost time to send her to the glue factory.

Annie Get Your Glue Gun

OP = Celine Dion

Some people enjoy those jokes, OP, and some people do not. Horses for courses.

Natasha aka Bridget Moynahan still looks beautiful; I'm sure Lily Snyder # 4 Noelle Beck (aka Mrs. Big No. 1) still looks great.

They should guest star.

But Big choosing Carrie over both of them is what the show is about; the plain girl winning out over the nice beauties.

If I've got a question to ask SJP, will she give me the answer that I endorse?

SJP was sexy as hell in Striking Distance. Really hot.

She needs to return to Broadway in Equus.

[quote]the only role that she rose above mediocre in was the Family Stone because her brittleness and taciturn nature fit the part so completely.

People yakkity-yak a streak, and waste the time of day.

But Mrs. Broderick will never speak unless she's got something to say!

Sweetie, forget the Horsey face jokes. She needs a facelift! STAT!!!!

Does she have a walk on part in the Live Annie as the horse who pulls the carriage in Central Park?

r1 you made me laugh. Very clever.

What's not clever is pushing ANY joke reflexively over and over at the mention of someone's name. The top 20 replies on this site usually feature the dim bullying types who can't stop themselves. Not sure what you guys get out of it or why you even bother commenting most of the time. If you made an SJP joke this season, take a break till 2022.

I'd be satisfied if some of you would only post if YOU thought the comment was clever or funny. Instead of just seeing a name and challenging yourself to type a Mr Ed reference at lightning speed.

You're way off track, r52.

Is Matthew trolling and monitoring this thread?

Karen at R52 demands to speak to Muriel.

Hay Now!!!!!!

All of these jokes are a horse-drawn miscarriage of justice! Hooves ever makes a joke about the beautiful, talented, and ever glowing SJP should be shot. She is stall-mazing and is the glue that has held our group together.

Oh Mare-y!!!

She ain't what she used to be.

Original working title of 'And Just Like That' - 'Mare of Manhattan'

Is she still knocking down walls all over lower Manhattan?

The comments above are ugly for the most part. Sarah seems like a very nice person. Don't be mean!

Is her character in "And Just Like That" still going to be hot to trot?

I actually agree with the article at OP. These jokes about SJP should be put out to pasture.

Leave SJP (and OP) ALONE!!!

The jokes about SJP and her horsey looks were going around long before the internet. They ain't never going to stop.

I hope Carrie gets married again. Here comes the bridle...all dressed and saddled.

She's a winner by a nose!

All jokes aside, that photo at OP is really awful. She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet.

Damn OP you couldn't have found a more UNFLATTERING pic.

I like here, and I like that I can still see the SJP I’ve always known. If she’s had work, it’s very minimal, and thankfully she hasn’t gone the way of the balloon cheeks and puffy lips.

At her age if she were a horse she’d be dead

This is all an attempt to shut the barn door and just like that.

Neigh problem...

Damn...R1 beat me to it...lol^^

OP- You forgot to mention Square Pegs.

Sarah and Matthew's engagement picture

Cruelty to animals perhaps.......

R31: Her mom had 8 kids. I think that contributed to the poverty.

This thread has sadly deteriorated into a run for the roses 🌹 to the very bottom

They've never been funny.There's a reason jokers here are hanging in anonymous boards and not working as professional comedy writers.

At least Catherine the Great didn’t use a casting coach

Then, OP, SJP needs to stop trying to portray irresistible sex sirens.

AS IF!

She's getting older. She would benefit from eating a bit more. Older women actually look younger with a bit of meat on them, even plump. Too thin and they get a stringy, gnarled look.

R78 You could just bale on this thread...

R78 Tell them "You and your puns are pasture prime"!

R81: If she did that, she might need to get a "look of eternal surprise" facelift like Kristin Davis.

C’mon OP, quit stall-in - who are you, really?

I think the character of Carrie makes sense if she wasn't a pretty or popular girl in school. She moved to the city and gave herself a makeover, became trendy and popular. She still struggles to believe that men find her desirable or cool.

For all her prancing around , the blue ribbon went to our beloved kim

Well, she never looked stable to me.

The cruelty and outright false information about famous and not so famous people on DL is quite depressing. I’ve said for a while that the spirit of malicious bullshit shoveled by Trump and the GOP and it’s acolytes is duplicated all the time in parallel on DL. In a few cases I know those taken down in what a poster thinks is funny or “the truth” about someone. It’s very tough on the person being trashed.

neighme one?

How many hands high is she?

R89 No, Karen, this has nothing to do with Trump. Gay men instinctively slice up horseshit. You and all the other fraus infecting this site can fuck right off.

Will Alec Baldwin and Matthew Broderick become besties now that they can bond over killing a woman? Though I guess Broderick didn't suffer any professional or financial repercussions, but I'm sure he could borrow one of his wife's feedbags and fill it with booze!

Her ego needs to be reined in.

R898 Ignore these these crazy homosexuals! They would stop it if they cud.

Wow she does look really really old and ugly with so many wrinkles on her face. Yuck! To all the bitches who said you should age gracefully, f you. Gracefully my ass. You look like shit without any helps from cosmetic surgeries

R93- Another thing those two have in common- They're both CLOSET QUEENS.

R89 Where's the false information? Are you suggesting that SJP does NOT look like a horse? This is called truth.

"They're not funny. They're not witty. They're not clever."

Maybe.

"They're mean. They're cruel. It's abuse."

Perhaps.

"Sarah Jessica Parker is a beloved actress. She's a fashion icon."

No.

Responses like r5 make up for all the shit one encounters on DL on a daily basis.

Imagine running into her and accidentally saying:

"Hey, you're Sarah Jessica Horse 🐴"

SJP signaled her agreement by stomping her hoof twice.

Save A Horse

We've herd all this before.

I've checked the latest Gallop poll results and the majority of DLers still think SJP jokes are funny.

Matthew ran calling ‘Wildfire’

Yikes

R101, You missed it. "Hay, ....!"

Double YIKES

SJP is trying to help keep American women from throwing their shoes.

I wish she were my neigh..bor.

Why do these threads always take off? We’ve discussed this to death. Let’s move on…..we all know we want to be her! (Without the children)

Yeah, why make horse jokes when there’s that wart on her chin to go after.

Canter PR people stop this?

OP deserves several sugar cubes and a pat on the head.

R113 Her beauty has never been colt into question.

She still has a nice, full mane..

[quote] Sarah Jessica Parker Totally Looks Like Dee Snider

Well.....she always WAS a twisted sister!

Tell her secretariat to contact Muriel, OP

And I sat there and pondered, would I rather be a horse-faced skeleton with a hundred million dollars and a Manhattan brownstone, or a sexy, gorgeous cougar with her dignity? And I discovered, maybe I was a little bit of both. ❤️

R121 Even with no makeup she is gorgeous. She was barn that way.

Shame she didn't show her tits and hairy bits back when she was hot. For posterity.

I agree

She's a gal lop-bout town.

OP is so mad about this matter, she's about to take off her Manolos and stomp her hooves over to the nearest reporter to share her story!

[quote] In July, Parker displayed her natural gray roots while out for lunch with friends. She addressed the frenzy that followed, saying, "I'm sitting with Andy Cohen, and he has a full head of gray hair, and he's exquisite. Why is it OK for him? I don't know what to tell you people!"

I guess she didn't see Datalounge's comments on Andy Cohen in that famous pic.

She's lucky no one commented on her evolving turkey neck.

Straight men have been bothering forever. A female friend was an extra on SATC and said she was friendly with the women but shut down men pretty quickly.

OP, it's too bad boomerang isn't an Olympic sport.

R127 It's nice whinny helps his friends.

These unbridled jokes are LITERAL VIOLENCE!

She will win with her place on the show, I'd wager.

She'll be jockeying for her starring position.

Some commenters need to find something new to nag the DL populace about.

She could eat corn through a picket fence.

That blossom girl on TBBT is also horsey and could give sjp a run for the money. Why no one hasn't thought of casting them together in a movie is Hollywood's biggest mystery. Add Barbra and you have a trufecta!

Horsey looking people are8n't necessarily bad looking. I always had a huge crush on Roher Waters from Pink Floyd, especially since he got older, and he's kind of horsey looking.

I think because SJP is white it’s OK to joke about her, now if she was a horse of a different color, that would be questionable.

Of course, of course.

R137, You can have truvada, and you can have trulicity; you can even have a Trump--- but ya can't have a trufecta!

SJP shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Has Frau Blücher checked in on this thread yet?

She looked good in the early 90's when she had more weight on her. Her body was perfectly curvy. She definitely thinned down during SATC.

She’s as rich as fuck, why doesn’t she just sit back and enjoy her gelden years?

Didn't she begin her career as a Broadway hoofer?

R122 Maybe she was barn with it...

Matthew felt so sorry for her he gave her a 5-carrot diamond ring.

All that's left is the diamond.

[quote] In a few cases I know those taken down in what a poster thinks is funny or “the truth” about someone.

Yes, charlie: you've told us time and again about your sister's connections to Caroline Kennedy. We know.

[quote] It’s very tough on the person being trashed

If someone like Caroline Kennedy is wasting her time coming to Datalounge, she deserves what she gets.

Princess Anne has invited SJP to the Royal Ascot next June.

It'll be a working trip.

She's friends with Andy Cohen, which does not speak well of her character...so there's that

Side note: I would never have guessed there were that many horse puns out there.

Fuck. This is the DL. Get over yourselves, you crapping pipsqueaks with no sense of where you are.

And if SJP ever gets upset about anything posted here, just well her we're feeling our oats.

She'll understand.

So uh charlie uh has uh a link uh to uh caroline uh uh kennedy?

OP is right. What I’m about to say, I say in the utmost seriousness.

SHE MAJORLY LOOKS POSITIVELY EQUINE WITH HER HORRIBLY UGLY HORSE FACE!

See? I’m serious.

SJP has already laughed about her horse face, when appearing in Ed Wood, 27 years ago.

She's way ahead of you bitches.

But "carrie on"...the puns are hilarious.

Her dressage sense is justly famous.

The entire topic of the thread 🧵 is played out-

It’s like beating a DEAD HORSE 🐴

You can't foal us, r157; you love it!

You know what nobody says to SJP when she goes on stage?

"Break a leg!"

The latest Gallop poll says America still loves her.

I was going to have her over for dinner but they ran out of oats and carrots.

I was going to have her over for tea but i ran out of sugar cubes

Heavily into leather...

it is kind of beating a dead horse the way people keep making jokes on this topic

BTW 200 replies in 16 hours!! DL likes this topic!!

Isn't she the big clothes horse on tv?

I was surprised to see in Ed Wood they actually discuss her looking like a horse.

What about the time when her career stalled?

She's a good sport.^^ I would imagine she's tired of the horse jokes...hopefully, it doesn't hurt her feelings much.

You guys sleigh me!!

She does have coltish legs...which is a good thing.

I bet you Sarah Jessica Parker is CHOMPING AT THE BIT to have this thread taken down.

This one of the only good threads on here this year. Getting close to 100% troll postings.

SJP is skinny so although she may look like a horse, you can never say that she

EATS LIKE A HORSE

Sarah Jessica Parker toiled on the set of SATC being that she was one of the producers of the show and acted in it too.

One could safely say she- WORKED LIKE A HORSE.

I think it's a shame Kim Cattrall and SJP aren't friends any more. Kim always was so supportive and would say lovely things to show support and encourage Sarah Jessica. I remember when she would talk about their friendship, and she'd speak in Italian or Spanish when calling SJP her "palomino."

It sounded so sweet.

But it's awful how SJP wouldn't pony up the money to make sure Kim Cattrall was in the latest movie.

We all know she had it in her to do just that.

Oh dear

[quote]The horse jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker need to STOP

MARE-Y!!!!

Remember when she and Matthew were having marital problems. When friends would ask him how she was he'd just say, "Nag, nag, nag."

She had such trouble with her teeth, I know. But she didn't mind. She bragged after going to the dentist that she had won a triple crown.

I've always admired how she seems like such a stable person.

One time at the Met Gala she told someone she had the trots. She disappeared for half an hour and came back winded with twigs in her hair.

horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses

BEST THREAD EVAH!!!!!

Talk about putting the cart before the horse!

You people are vile. SJP is a wonderful human being and a huge ally to the gay community. Seriously, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Everything she does, she does for you. Now go back to your pathetic ho hum little lives.

Getting pretty creative on here... :)

Sorry Sarah...^^

I thought it was odd when she ate her bridle bouquet.

I'd love to see what some of you delusional "I'm 83 but look 28" fags look like. Must be gruesome.

Right, R190. You're such a humanitarian - so rare in a homophobe and ageist. And you're so clever!

The horse jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker need to STOP You people are vile. SJP is a wonderful human being and a huge ally to the gay community. Seriously, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Everything she does, she does for you. Now go back to your pathetic ho hum little lives.

The horse jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker need to STOP I'd love to see what some of you delusional "I'm 83 but look 28" fags look like. Must be gruesome.

Rita Moreno shades Natalie Wood Banish her to Greenland along with the Palestinians.

Rita Moreno shades Natalie Wood Has Rita ever played against type?

Rita Moreno shades Natalie Wood So was Rita the real issue with the awful Golden Girls backdoor pilot, or was it the script/premise that was the problem?

Rita Moreno shades Natalie Wood Has Lana Wood issued a statement?

Rita Moreno shades Natalie Wood I wonder if she resented not being cast as Beth Jarrett in Ordinary People.

Rita Moreno shades Natalie Wood Is this a safe place to discuss the talents of Rita Wilson and Rita Rudner?

Rita Moreno shades Natalie Wood Rita puts the EGO in EGOT.

Rita Moreno shades Natalie Wood They should've changed the title to "West Side Club." That would've drawn all the gays.

Rita Moreno shades Natalie Wood Rita was never as big a fag hag as Natalie.

Rita Moreno shades Natalie Wood Wasn't Natalie tangentially involved with Boys in the Band? She was bffs with Mart Crowley. Did she partly finance the play and/or the film?

Rita Moreno shades Natalie Wood OH GOD, WHO CARES? DID MELONI PRESENT DICK AND HOLE TO HER IN THEIR OZ SCENES?!?!

Rita Moreno shades Natalie Wood Rita played the Lily Tomlin role in the "9 to 5" series on ABC. I wonder what she was like to with there. Valerie Curtin, Rachel Parton, and Jean Marsh co-starred. Sally Struthers took over the role when the show went into first-run syndication.

Rita Moreno shades Natalie Wood It's a little early to go shopping, isn't it, Renee?

SJP never invited ME for appletinis in her VERY GRANDE maisons. What exactly has she done for me? I'm a mens size 12, and can't jam my foot into SJP footwear. SHE COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT! But no. And her perfume is technically shrewd and therefore successful, why it smells great! - that is the point - so therefor it is a grimly cynical profit driven product, and downmarket. SHE DOES NOT WEAR IT HERSELF.

R81, perpetually hungry women are usually very humorless and uptight with rage boiling at service . They look awful too, and that includes all ages

Matthew hates it when she calls him "stud."

You will pry the horse jokes from my cold, dead hands!

She should really pony up and treat that grey mane.

R189 That dress looks like it came from Old Neighvy.

R197 This is the last straw.

Excuse me, miss, do you have this saddle shoe in forged iron?

All I know is if she asks if you want to see her Whinny the Pooh, [bold]DON'T DO IT![/bold]

Imagine her having to buy TWO pairs of those silly expensive shows every time she wants to make an impression on the red carpet course.

Sarah Jessica Parker is an icon.

Sarah Jessica Parker is a legend.

[quote]Sarah Jessica Parker is a legend.

Just like Seabiscuit.

Sarah Jessica Parker is bigoted OP.

I've never seen a black stallion or even a black beauty In any of the scenes from this series.

How does someone so vain, so obsessed with appearances, whose career turns on one program where she was obsessed with appearances and trappings shallow preoccupations end up looking like a sack of dirt at age 56?

How can you be so mean to our globe trotter? You are giving her night mares.

The portrait of her in the foyer is hung like a horse, of course 🤪😝🤪😝🤪😜🤪😝😜🤪

You people are awful. Hoof feels like they need to do this to SJP?

This thread is nothing but horse shit

Lol!^^

Yet another missed opportunity! "Sack of feed," r205!

I always wondered why she always insisted on draught beer.

She's Hollywood royalty. Grandma was in Black Beauty with Elizabeth Taylor.

It was very weird that one time when she, of all people, presented a camel toe.

No need to take offense. We're just horsing around here.

SJP's fallen and she can't giddyup!

Well, I think we now know why she's refused to appear in Westerns.

Some of these are creatively cruel and it's gone far enough. Or as Laura Ingalls would often say: Whoa, Nellie!

Rich and famous SJP, a real globe trotter.

All joking aside, she could actually do with a bit of work and I'm fairly anti-cosmetic surgery but if she'd gain 10 pounds and have some light work done plus lose the long, straight hair she'd look a lot better. Her curls softened the long face.

she wants to look like this, dolls.

It's true. The Afghan Hound hair does her no favours. And it's sad on a... woman her age.

R220 Seriously, she should quit stalling and get to it.

R223 That's not something you do on the spur of the moment.

I bet to differ.

Why? A horse is a horse, of course.

Has SJP ever put her mane

in a ponytail for this series?

[quote]R220: All joking aside, she could actually do with a bit of work and I'm fairly anti-cosmetic surgery but if she'd gain 10 pounds and have some light work done plus lose the long, straight hair she'd look a lot better. Her curls softened the long face.

All joking aside, R220, you could actually (sic) use remedial English classes.

Well, say what you will, she always has provided her children with a stable home environment.

When a gig comes up, you can at least always bet on her to show.

What a collection of sad, pathetic little souls Trumpeting their own ugliness in desperate attempts to be loved. You’re missing your Golden Girls reruns ladies

Just six days until the reboot premiere... she'll be chomping at the bit!

As actresses go, she's a real thoroughbred and if you think you could do better, you better pony up.

R232 Other wild horses couldn’t drag her away from that premiere and the chance to trot out on the red carpet again after such a long hiatus.

She should do a remake of They Shoot Horses Don’t They, but not in the Jane Fonda role of course.

Come Emmy time, someone is a shoe in for the winner's circle!

R236 I’m sure she will receive many, many rose covered horseshoes on that day!

Is it true she employs a professional ferrier to look after her shoe closet?

I don't care R228. I'll worry about grammar and writing when I'm at work. Not at home doing my own thing. At least I don't use "I dunno" like a bunch of others do.

OP, I actually agree. I used to make horsey jokes about SJP, and it was OK. I was a true catty bitch for doing so, and a few days ago, as I watched the trailers for the HBO reboot, I realized SKP looks nothing like a horse. She resembles a Tucan.

Apologies to all wild horses that couldn’t tear me away from SJP’s unbridled beauty.

R228 is proof that grammar trolls are total loons. His rantings on the Bigfoot thread were comedy gold.

Apologies for all of my typos. Y’all are smart enough to figure shit out. Lol.

R241, not r240.

I need new glasses. Sorry!

And just like that...she cantered down 8th Ave, hoofing it back to the West Village in the rein, in time to catch a rerun of Black Beauty on Nick At Nite. But when she opened the gaits, she was overcome with unbridled anger. "Dam," she whinnied, no longer stable. Her NEIGHbor had erected a MAGA sign in their yard. She wanted to trample it immediately, and tell him to buck off, but he was such a stud. "I guess this is Mare-ica now," she sighed.

Thank you, R241. And you've brought the inevitable, low horseshit to the Manolo Blahniks of this thread.

Maybe someone here will remember at least that, of all your posts.

Or not.

The rumor that Col. Potter rode her in the second World War is just....buffalo bagels!

For the cunts sniping here, saying how pretty SJP is and how just a little do-over would leave her even more darling and how TERRIBLE and boring and sad and old and white and all the other bad things posters are on this thread, we just have to say the obvious:

(1) Around the DL the neighs have it

and (2) you cunts belong in a glue factory with your mothers.

R247 very few people are saying SJP is pretty but she DOES need a do-over.

Uh-oh.

Trouble in paradise!

R247 Get off your high horse.

R249, Nah, he is her ride-or-die, her mane man.

Her looks give me nightmares.

R252 = Kim Cattrall

When SJP gets whiny and bitchy Matthew just tells her, "It's pasture bedtime."

She sends all her mail by Pony Express!

I hope SJP isn't reading this thread. She's sure to be triggered.

Who’s trotting out all of these SJP horse jokes?

[quote] When SJP gets whiny and bitchy

You mean [italic]whinny[/italic] and bitchy!

I heard from a reliable source that SJP likes it bareback but insists on doggy style because the missionary position is "problematic."

What a tail!

Rode hard, put away.....

Do you think her favourite singer is Ginuwine?

Of course the horse jokes should stop. It's insulting to horses.

Ever see her try to dance?

Like she's got four left feet.

Nice way to treat one of your staunchest and most vocal allies! You make me sick. Good going, gays!

R265, fuck you for your horribly false ethics and your incipient homophobia. We're just horsing around, cunt.

SJP's great, but she ain't what she used to be many long years ago.

Now that Kim is gone can it be said that Davis & the lesbo are jockeying for her position?

If the horse had no name, maybe somebody should just have called her Jessica. problem solved.

Sounds like the OP is telling us all to

pull back on the reins with this stuff.

Neigh-sayers just want to stirrup trouble.They should all be corralled and pommeled.

I heard SJP and Matthew almost separated once when she caught him wearing Jockeys.

This sort of thread bothers Sarah Jessica a bit, but not furlong.

SJP is considering playing in a remake of a classic movie updated with a feminist perspective.

"Bonnie and Clydesdale."

Jessica Simpson has nothing on SJP.

Matthew says Sarah Jessica is sexual neigh-palm.

SJP made Matthew return all his Polo shirts.

We are just horsing around, OP, don’t take it too seriously .

She has been mean to our favorite slut, Kim, so it behoofs is to be mean to her.

So many remakes she could appear in: National Velevt, International Velvet, Equus, The Horse Soldiers, A Day at the Races, etc

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THREAD FROM 2021!!!

THANKS FOR ALL OF THE LAUGHS DL (& OP).

Not to mention War Horse.

If you told SJP that Matthew Broderick was gay she wouldn't have believed you because - A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Horse

Sarah Jessica Parker may not be a spring chicken 🐔 anymore but to me she still looks as HEALTHY AS A HORSE🐴.

When Matthew confessed he's been chasing twinks again - the kind that are, well, hung like a horse - SJP got steaming mad and put her hooves down. Neigh! No more!

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

[bold]What race is Sarah Jessica Parker?[/bold]

INCORRECT ANSWER: White.

CORRECT ANSWER: 5th at the Aqueduct on Sunday.

Wow, this thread is almost halfway to the finish line!

The Preakness Stakes is next!

R279, It behooved you to mention "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?"

Of course, a re-make would cost a lot of geld.

SJP is so talented.

She can sing. She can dance. She can act.

She's a triple threat!!

[quote] She can sing. She can dance. She can act. She's a triple threat!!

Who has yet to win the Triple Crown.

I remember her Square Pegs days, when she was still the White Pony.

Too much focus on her long, coltish legs and those Manolo horseshoes.

Did she ever say anything about Willie Garson dying, or did she stand there with her hoof in her mouth?

Shut up, R287, you silly cunt.

This thread is a travesty. As a woman, I find this thread personally offensive and insulting. I hate to break this to y'all, but it's threads like this that will chase away we straight women who are your biggest allies. Let's all play nice. The DL sandbox should be big enough for all of us, but ONLY if you show respect for women.

R295, you're hilarious, right down to the "y'all" and "we straight women who are your biggest allies."

Are you saying you're fat, you big ally, you?

And since you're trolling I won't point out that no one needs "allies" with a gender group whose entire life is based on transactional relationships and trying to get the upper hand over the men in your life.

Ptui!

Brilliant.

Just so people see that R296 has been contributing here all along. So funny.

You people are vile. SJP is a wonderful human being and a huge ally to the gay community. Seriously, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Everything she does, she does for you. Now go back to your pathetic ho hum little lives.

I'd love to see what some of you delusional "I'm 83 but look 28" fags look like. Must be gruesome.

Nice way to treat one of your staunchest and most vocal allies! You make me sick. Good going, gays!

This thread is a travesty. As a woman, I find this thread personally offensive and insulting. I hate to break this to y'all, but it's threads like this that will chase away we straight women who are your biggest allies. Let's all play nice. The DL sandbox should be big enough for all of us, but ONLY if you show respect for women.

Well, SOMEONE is feeling their oats.

Let me grab the reins of this thread.....

R295 types Clydesdale.

Eat me.

Well, smell r295.

[quote] I hate to break this to y'all, but it's threads like this that will chase away we straight women who are your biggest allies.

Oh, honey, in addition to being such an insufferable, arrogant cunt, you're also delusional AND misinformed.

It's LESBIANS who have been our biggest allies, not straight frau cunts like you who only pay us attention when your boyfriends/husbands won't fuck you anymore.

Her favorite snack.

Hay, guys! Let's not fight!

Enough with the horse jokes. It’s pasture bedtime!

We keep hearing about how SJP doesn't get along with Kim Cattrall.

Why don't the media people ever talk about all the old friends and colleagues she still sees and supports?

Flicka. Fury. Silver. The Pie. Buttermilk!

I heard that SJP is one of those crazies who's gone "all natural," ignoring her own upbringing.

She won't even let her kids drink pasturized milk.

Q: What does SJP like on her hot dogs?

A: Just a little horseradish!

It's always weird when people insist on anthropomorphizing her.

She's lassoed a deal to design a bridle line at Kleinfeld!

Stop it! She's a wonderful girl!

Why, I remember the time she gave me a ride back home from Lincoln Center when my limo didn't show up! I hated to saddle her with the responsibility, but when I apologized she just gave a sweet little snort.

Sarah may be getting older, but that just means she's even more the glue that holds the SITC brand together.

Say what you will about SJP, but that is some pussy on that horse!

R297 is one of the more psychotics cunts/trolls who has been on here as long as I have. Since 2016. She has posted these exact same words in all those years. I doubt she is a "woman". Her claims that straight cunts are our "biggest allies" is the biggest joke since gay men have 100% zero use for straight cunts.

I'd like to observe her racing style.

I am glued to this thread, but the comments have stalled.

They haven't stalled, but the pace just became more....stable.

Sarah has been a huge ally for the gay community, and If this is how you treat your allies, I shudder to think how you treat people that are against the gay lifestyle. The misogyny coursing through this thread is vile, and I demand that it stop. I won't stand for it.

R318 Clearly thinks its being funny. She is one of the most vile trolls on here, who has cunted the datalounge for far too long.

R318 Well she did marry a fag so I suppose she is an ally.

R318 I would stop them if I cud, but this is a bit much. It will just spur on the haters.

We should harness this energy. Rein it in.

Funny you should say that, R322.

SJP recently arranged for a photo op with "my family" but the plans got reined out.

I think her look lately has become tack-y.

Sometimes when you see what she's wearing, well it's like she's got blinders on.

SJP doesn't look like a horse - She IS a horse.

SJP's favorite Christmas song?

"Joy to the World"

Because "Jingle Bells" and "Sleigh Ride" remind her of work, not a holiday.

R320= Matt Damon

These comments speak to the misogyny that so many gay men sadly seem to possess. It's all terribly tragic, since misogyny and homophobia are two sides of the same coin, for obvious reasons. You'd think the gays would be the first people to decry female hatred. I hate to admit that sometimes I question my tolerance for you gays.

Oh, look! The hilarious troll's back at R329! Over and over the same old fun! Up your dusty plump and ragged cooter, honey! We love your sense of shaking disgust, although it's not quite believable any more!

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[quote]You people are vile. SJP is a wonderful human being and a huge ally to the gay community. Seriously, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Everything she does, she does for you. Now go back to your pathetic ho hum little lives.

[quote]I'd love to see what some of you delusional "I'm 83 but look 28" fags look like. Must be gruesome.

[quote]Nice way to treat one of your staunchest and most vocal allies! You make me sick. Good going, gays!

[quote]This thread is a travesty. As a woman, I find this thread personally offensive and insulting. I hate to break this to y'all, but it's threads like this that will chase away we straight women who are your biggest allies. Let's all play nice. The DL sandbox should be big enough for all of us, but ONLY if you show respect for women.

[quote]Sarah has been a huge ally for the gay community, and If this is how you treat your allies, I shudder to think how you treat people that are against the gay lifestyle. The misogyny coursing through this thread is vile, and I demand that it stop. I won't stand for it.

[quote]These comments speak to the misogyny that so many gay men sadly seem to possess. It's all terribly tragic, since misogyny and homophobia are two sides of the same coin, for obvious reasons. You'd think the gays would be the first people to decry female hatred. I hate to admit that sometimes I question my tolerance for you gays.

AND R329 has the nerve to be here and post THIS:

[quote]Is it too soon to rag on cross eyed hag Norma Shearer again?

[quote]Am I suppose to know who this person is?

You suppose to go and git, Miss So-Tolerant. Yes you is! And we know you technically you are a boy.

R329 does need to be ridden hard and put away wet.

Ridden hard to the nuthouse and put away wet because of that incontinence issue.

At least SJP doesn't crap on the red carpet. She does have training.

R329 is backing the wrong horse.

Oh, R329, shut your ugly pie hole, you sanctimonious cunt! You don't speak for all women, as I am loving this thread --a lot of witty posters here. And if your delicate sensibilities are so offended, stop shitting on this thread and take yourself elsewhere.

Neigh-sayers like you should just go fuck themselves---for certainly no one else will.

It's insane that Big would choose Carrie over Natasha.

Bridget Moynahan is a beauty -- hell, I don't even understand Tom Brady picking Giselle (sp?) over Bridget.

Carrie was very pretty and had a rocking body, so it's not inconceivable that Big would choose her. As if gay men can possibly even begin to comprehend what straight men are attracted to.

Please greet me with "Hello". I don't respond to "Hey", it's for horses!

SJP's favorite food?

Filly Cheesesteak

SJP's favorite beer?

Colt 45

SJP and Matthew Broderick are charging about $500 for orchestra seats for their production of that tired old Neil Simon play "Plaza Suite." Does she really expect people to pony up that much money just to see them?

SJP's favorite car?

It's a toss up between a Mustang and a Bronco.

SJP is the matron of honor in her's best friend's wedding. You can find her trying on gowns in the bridle section.

I don't mean to stirrup trouble. Allow me to rein it in.

I object to all these posts trashing SJP and her husbands who was responsible for the death of two women in Ireland back in the 1980s. They are decent Hollywood/woke people.

NOT

R340- She also liked the Dodge Colt.

Those cars are too low rent for SJP, R340 and r344.

She prefers the EQUUS.

The holidays are the one time she really enjoys the feed bag.

R335 In real life, wealthy successful attractive men date beautiful young women. You have watched too much television and bought a load of horseshit.

But R347- I always thought that Mr. Big ( Chris Noth) was average looking anyway. It's not like she was dating Robert Redford ca. 1968.

They were going to pair her in a movie with Ryan Gosling but she said she'd prefer a Gelding.

She discovered she wanted to become an actress after seeing the movie made about her life - National Velvet

R348 I was referring to reality. Men do not find desiccated horsey-looking women in their fifties preferable to young hot girls.

R351, not unless they’re groomed - out of the gate…hehehe

Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite vegetable is HORSEradish.

Sarah Jessica Parker’s favorite vegetable is WHORESradish.

SJP wants everyone to think she's a natural palomino, but she's really a bay.

You have to wonder about the emotional IQ of grown "men" who constantly mock another person's appearance. Are all gay men so emotionally stunted. I understand you have your issues with narcissism and gender dysphoria, but grow the hell up!

With "And Just Like That" making its debut soon, SJP must really be feeling her oats.

She’s hoping that “Just Like That” is first out of the stall, runs a good race and enters the winner’s circle at the award shows.

356 Why the long face? This thread is actually less about attacking SJP and more about its readers jockeying to come up with the most clever puns. None of us actually hate her and we all know she is an ally but most likely a nag who needs to be put out to pasture.

R359- I like her. I DON'T like Lens Dunham.

Lens Dunham is completely an animal of a different form, no horse metaphors for her.

R356 Fuck off, narcissism troll. There is not and has never been such a thing. Cunt.

SJP's favourite song The Horses (she is briefly featured in the film clip).

To all those people screaming it's misogyny to compare SJP to a horse, how about if we compare Jon Hamm to one too? He has equine qualities like she does.

As Kramer used to say,..........

All I can say is that if you ever see SJP's ponytail lift up and you're behind her, move away fast.

I'm glad this thread died out. I knew it couldn't go furlong.

Oh r367 think she's so clever. Well, dear, I've got news for you, and for all of you mockers. She will continue to be strong ally for you boys despite your vile comments about her. That is the type of person she is. She will take the high road and look beyond your evil comments because she knows they are pitifully born out of jealousy and self-loathing. So have no fear, gays, she will still have your backs despite you not having hers.

Johnny-on-the-Spot One Note is back at R368.

SJP would trample you, cunt, just to get to the salt lick.

I have SJP's back.

Under my seat at the Fairgrounds.

I once called Matthew Broderick "Mr. Hands" and he said:

[quote]You've got me pegged.

SJP's so short in real life, and so striking.

A regular filly mignon.

A friend said to me, "They have the nerve to make a 'Sex in the City' without Samantha, and do you know what the kicker is?

I replied, "Sarah Jessica"?

For me the amazing thing is not that she can walk around all day in those wildly high and elaborate heels.

It's that she does it on her hind legs, rearing up like that!

But Ringling Brothers is kaput.

SJP snorted when I asked the inevitable:

[quote]Why the long face?

I'm glad the thread died. You gross gay men just wind up recycling the same tired old puns.

She's invincible and there's nothing nasty that hasn't already been said about herbivore.

She's always been rather proud to work in a business where people give her credit for a handicap.

[quote]She's invincible and there's nothing nasty that hasn't already been said about herbivore.

We already know she's a herbivore. Most horses don't eat meat.

The Troll, her mother and her sisters.

You gays denigrate your allies yet laud your enemies. Is the gays lifestyle the same thing as stockholm syndrome?

[quote]The horse jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker need to STOP

The usual word is "Halt" and the usual command is "Whoa!"

R380 can't capitalize "Stockholm" and seems to use the word "ally" to mean "goddess."

Trolls are so tedious.

This one thinks she's funny.

Another of the Troll's Contributions:

My aunt just died of complications from fibromyalgia:

I've been afflicted with this for years now. The hardest part is knowing that no matter who I deal with in the medical community, they will not know as much about this disease as I do.

Who can be surprised?

So die, cunt.

Another of the Troll's Contributions:

Why won't straight men admit that they like ass play?

It's rich listening to gay men think they know what makes straight guys tick. Honey, they're basically a different species from you, and you will never get them, figuratively and literally. Now go back to your cosmos and scrapbooking.

Dear Overweight Heterosexual Midwestern Suburban White Woman:

You are conflating trolls, which is sloppy.

You are policing my language, which is fuck you.

She allowed there to be gay characters on her show at a time when you boys weren't exactaly in everyone's good graces. Everything she's done, she's done for you!

There's a real nag on this thread. Sarah, is that you?

If it is stomp your hoof three times.

Are we going to make it to 600 before we run out of equestrian words? Or repeat certain "jokes" more than 5 times? Muriel, please kill this thread!

Someone once made a clicking sound with their tongue while walking behind SJP. She gave them a dirty look and galloped away.

At least SJP is horsey.

Better than being a typical cunt.

Right, cunt?

And thank God SJP made gay rights possible through her leading the cavalry charge!

R388 Send this thread to the glue factory!

R386 If you call me boy one more time I will accidentally spill a vodka and soda on you.

Referring to grown men as boy shows what an insufferable cunt this troll is.

SJP never buys fertilizer for her garden. She has sufficient.

R368 has started a stampede of support! Hi ho, Sarah!

I like her, like me she's a stable genius.

Well, all I can say is the SJP's had more men ride on her back than most horses, outside of a dude ranch.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Yee-Haw!

The troll is a fat middle-aged man or a college dropout with beef curtains playing the usual "keep repeating the same thing" game.

"Allowed"?

That's troll talk.

SJP hates beef curtains. She had hers removed. They don't belong on a thoroughbred, obviously. And if there's one thing that's true, SJP has been thoroughly bred.

Why the Brodericks' neighbors put this sign up I'LL never guess.

You people are so mean.

It's not like SJP is a complete horse.

Technically, she's a Quarter Horse.

You should be ashamed. There is nothing but bitterness in your colt, colt hearts.

The horrors have to STOP!

You dizzy bitches have short memories. She is one of the greatest allies you will ever know.

R403 Drop dead, Janbot. DL hates you.

We don't see the problem. She's gorgeous!

Princess Anne, Laurence Fox, Beto O'Rouke

As fat as Matthew has gotten, it's a good thing that he's not really a rider.

clippety-clippety-clippety-clop

"And Just Like That" premiered today. If SJP had any horse sense, she would have persuaded Kim Cattrall to be on it.

When Kim Cattrall got one look at the script she put so SJP would understand: she shied, reared and bolted.

I wish she'd run for de Blasio's job so she could officially be the Old Gray Mayor.

If straight guys made jokes about a woman's appearance, you'd label them as rabidly misogynistic? Why do you boys think you get a free pass on misogyny just because you like to take it up the ass? Double standard much? And just remember, misogyny and homophobia are basically the same thing, if you get my drift.

Prince Charles wondered privately if her child married a Kenyan if the grandchildren would be zeb-ras.

[quote] The horse jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker need to STOP

being so lame.

Troll alert.

Blah blah blah.

Snort.

Does Matthew dress up like Catherine the Great on the annual "role-play night"?

I heard that once she was invited to be part of a Living Nativity.

She got confused and tried to eat the baby in the manger.

[quote] The misogyny coursing through this thread is vile

Which course? Belmont? Santa Ana? Saratoga?

If you've ever seen SJP calculate a tip you'd be wishing she had on tap shoes to complete the effect.

The troll cunt is right. It's TERRIBLE how misogynistic people have been riding her like this.

[quote]Everything she's done, she's done for you!

That's because her heart is as unnaturally big as Secretariat's.

R411 is truly fucking moronic and delusional. Nothing that comes out of her cunt mouth makes any sense. Hating women and hating the homos is absolutely NOT the same thing. For one thing the female sex has been canceled and doesn't even really exist. So you bitches are an ancient relic like Windows 95 or extinct dodo birds.

r421 is pure unadulterated filth. You love saying the "C" word don't you? Hating women and hating homosexuals are two sides of the same coin. Homophobia is rooted in the fear of the feminine attributes of gay men, meaning it's fear/hatred of the feminine. How is that any different from misogyny? Gay men and straight women should have each other's backs, because we all have so much in common, yet you mock and hate your biggest champions. That is so f-ed up. Have a very blessed day.

R422 Fuck off, your cunt mouth needs a million tampons to cover the deluge of cunt blood. Maybe half of all gay men are overly effeminate. The other half can pass as straight or have sufficient masculine attributes. You need to have a billion swords cut you to pieces, wench.

You're a real charmer, r423. You must do really well for yourself at the bath houses, or wherever it is you find men to fornicate with.

R424 and her cunt mouth has absolutely zero understanding of homosexuals. She is stupid enough I think she might have a natural born cunt. Only girls can be so revoltingly clueless and stupid. The estrogen turns you into fascists and morons.

Nope, nothing outrageously misogynistic about Miss r425's post! Lord, the anger is palpable, isn't it?

R426 Give it a rest, Janbot. I'm sure most people have blocked you. You have absolutely nothing interesting or intelligent to say as always.

R422 is such a cunt. A cunting cunt of a cunt. A trolling cunt who bleeds her way through the DL, dripping and sliming her nastiness like the devil's acid jelly.

What a cunt. Mammoth in her greed, pathetic in her need, false in her pretensions, and rotten to the core of her unwanted, rancid, hateful cunt.

Warts and all.

SJP would suggest a glue factory for this cunt.

I'm normally not one to judge, but wow, you gays have revealed your true selves on this thread. I'll say no more.

[quote] I'm normally not one to judge, but wow, you gays have revealed your true selves on this thread. I'll say no more.

Yes, please don't.

I bet he will say more. Much more. Much much much more.

Fuck you, cunt. Catch your mother's cancer and expire realizing how useless and unwanted you always have been, devoid of meaning and without hope.

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You people are vile. SJP is a wonderful human being and a huge ally to the gay community. Seriously, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Everything she does, she does for you. Now go back to your pathetic ho hum little lives.

I'd love to see what some of you delusional "I'm 83 but look 28" fags look like. Must be gruesome.

Nice way to treat one of your staunchest and most vocal allies! You make me sick. Good going, gays!

This thread is a travesty. As a woman, I find this thread personally offensive and insulting. I hate to break this to y'all, but it's threads like this that will chase away we straight women who are your biggest allies. Let's all play nice. The DL sandbox should be big enough for all of us, but ONLY if you show respect for women.

Sarah has been a huge ally for the gay community, and If this is how you treat your allies, I shudder to think how you treat people that are against the gay lifestyle. The misogyny coursing through this thread is vile, and I demand that it stop. I won't stand for it.

These comments speak to the misogyny that so many gay men sadly seem to possess. It's all terribly tragic, since misogyny and homophobia are two sides of the same coin, for obvious reasons. You'd think the gays would be the first people to decry female hatred. I hate to admit that sometimes I question my tolerance for you gays.

Carrie was very pretty and had a rocking body, so it's not inconceivable that Big would choose her. As if gay men can possibly even begin to comprehend what straight men are attracted to.

You have to wonder about the emotional IQ of grown "men" who constantly mock another person's appearance. Are all gay men so emotionally stunted. I understand you have your issues with narcissism and gender dysphoria, but grow the hell up!

Oh r367 think she's so clever. Well, dear, I've got news for you, and for all of you mockers. She will continue to be strong ally for you boys despite your vile comments about her. That is the type of person she is. She will take the high road and look beyond your evil comments because she knows they are pitifully born out of jealousy and self-loathing. So have no fear, gays, she will still have your backs despite you not having hers.

You gays denigrate your allies yet laud your enemies. Is the gays lifestyle the same thing as stockholm syndrome?

She allowed there to be gay characters on her show at a time when you boys weren't exactaly in everyone's good graces. Everything she's done, she's done for you!

You dizzy bitches have short memories. She is one of the greatest allies you will ever know.

If straight guys made jokes about a woman's appearance, you'd label them as rabidly misogynistic? Why do you boys think you get a free pass on misogyny just because you like to take it up the ass? Double standard much? And just remember, misogyny and homophobia are basically the same thing, if you get my drift.

r421 is pure unadulterated filth. You love saying the "C" word don't you? Hating women and hating homosexuals are two sides of the same coin. Homophobia is rooted in the fear of the feminine attributes of gay men, meaning it's fear/hatred of the feminine. How is that any different from misogyny? Gay men and straight women should have each other's backs, because we all have so much in common, yet you mock and hate your biggest champions. That is so f-ed up. Have a very blessed day.

You're a real charmer, r423. You must do really well for yourself at the bath houses, or wherever it is you find men to fornicate with.

Nope, nothing outrageously misogynistic about Miss r425's post! Lord, the anger is palpable, isn't it?

I'm normally not one to judge, but wow, you gays have revealed your true selves on this thread. I'll say no more.

I hear the Parker-Brodericks are looking for a country place so the kids can run free.

Nice!

Sarah Jessica's influence has added new depths of meaning to the phrase "$25,000 purse."

Based on the reviews, this thread was far more entertaining than the new show.

I was originally going to watch all the episodes, but now I think I'll just graze a little.

[quote]I'm normally not one to judge, but wow, you gays have revealed your true selves on this thread. I'll say no more.

And if anyone here believes that, I have a bridge you may be interested in buying.

Remember....

To err is human.....to neigh, equine!

[quote]Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself. --- Sarah Jessica Parker

MARE-Y!

SJP's quote at r438 is incredibly profound. r438's response, not so much. This is a very deep, soulful woman and one of your staunchest allies.

💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

Aren't you supposed to have incurable cunt cancer, R439, while you're not responding to this thread ever again, cunt?

By the way, your comeuppance is coming, because unfunny, droning trolls don't belong here.

The Troll

Follow your nose. --- Sarah Jessica Parker

She is getting far to thin. Time to tie on the feed bag.

I've always found it interesting that Sarah Jessica always has a personal assistant named Smith on the payroll.KC

The horse jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker need to CONTINUE

She really needs to stop horsing around and wrangle up that grey.

I'm watching the original series now for the first time. In Season 2, there's an episode where Charlotte wants to visit the horse she bonded with as a teenager, so the gang goes to barn. At the end of the episode, Carrie is walking on a New York Street and she has an exchange with a horse. The horse neighs, and the camera keeps cutting between Carrie's and the horse's face. It made me think of DL.

Carrie will become a US Senator in a new storyline.

Everyone will be on the edge of their seat, waiting for the dramatic moment when Carrie casts her first NEIGH vote.

Awww. Poor SJP. She doesn't even look like a pretty horse.

This thread is vile and extremely offensive. I wish the moderator would shut it down.

SJPs favorite band

[quote] This thread is vile and extremely offensive. I wish the moderator would shut it down.

Neigh! Neigh! Neigh! Keep it going!

R451, fuck off and go to another thread.

Why are the gay men who post on this board so damaged? None of the gays in my circle are this remotely bitter and misogynistic. I'll tell you this much, if any of my gays ever talked to me like this, I would cut them out of my life. I have no room in my life for this type of bile.

R454 this is gay forums. Fraus like you can always fuck off. I said it with love ❤️

R454 If you don't like the horse jokes you can bale.

R454 FUCK OFF YOU FAT YEAST FILLED CUNT!!!!!!!

R454 Has no gays. She has nobody. I picture her as some repulsive smelly bag lady, stealing Starbucks free wifi, she has a single grey tooth. She truly is the biggest anal wart on the asshole of life.

Not exactly, r458, but keep telling yourself. I'm actually relatively attractive and have been known to turn a head or two.

R459 thinks its like another Marilyn Monroe in her glory days. More like Marilyn after her corpse was rotting for 6 years.

Those heads turned out of politeness so they didn't vomit in your face

r461 is doing borscht belt shtick. Dearie, you must be at least 85 years old. No wonder you're so full of bitterness and resentment.

Let her eat hay!

She clops back at the hayters.

R459, oh my, a bit defensive and reactive, no?

Honey, YOU keep telling yourself they turned their heads because you were attractive---because chances are they were thinking: look at that fat bow wow!

r545 oh, honey, they are just not saying them to YOUR face.

The Troll:

I sent Sarah Jessica a link to this thread and she didn't mind it at all. She thinks it's funny.

In fact, she whinnied with delight.

Anyone else think this should have been a poll?

The horse jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker need to STOP

YAY or NEIGH?

R469 Your drug addled prostitute of a mother should have used condoms. Then she wouldn't have shat you out 6 months later.

There is no doubt SJP is really a horse. Perfect beard cover for her ugly husband. And butt ugly fucking childrem

Children! Sorry cunts.

R545 has blinders on.

Kylie Minogue also has a perfect horse face like her sister SJP. Someone needs to start a thread/threads to honor Kylie's horse face.

Guys? Enough already! You've had your little fun, but it's grown super stale. You really have no idea what makes a woman attractive to a man, so hang it up. Better you stick to topics that are more your speed, like Academy Awards history or how to knit a really good cable stitch. And those scrapbooks sure aren't fill themselves up. Have a blessed day.

Your trolling is boring, cunt. Fuck yourself with a crucifix and make Jesus drink the blood.

Sarah and Kylie - I don't know which is prettier!

QUIT HORSING AROUND!

Kylie Minogue does not look like a horse, nor does SJP. Do NOT come for my Kylie.

Almost 500 posts later, you are still calling SJP a horse and now bringing in Kylie. No. Just no.

Be kind.

So tell SJP, OP.

Our favorite is now an internal design influencer.

Apparently the new SITC reboot should have been a non-starter.

R475, "Haggard" isn't attractive to any gender identification whatsoever. In the real world SJP "attracted" MB---as if!

OFGS, R454. It's merely an exercise in word-play. Get off your high....never mind.

Sarah Jessica Parker SHOULD have been named Sarah Jessica Hitching-Poster.

I've often wondered what spurs her on in such a determined way.

I didn't know that her first real acting role was with Andy Griffith on "Fetlock."

Her favorite dessert?

Vanilla ice cream with chocolate stirrup.

She had to use a cane for a couple of weeks because once again she hurt her po-ny.

Matthew's sown his wild oats, but Sarah Jessica will always be his mane gal.

Now THAT'S an SJP of a different color!

At least SJP fixed her teeth. What is Cynthia's excuse? Those wonky incisors stand out horribly against her gray hair and endless onslaught of beige/cream/earth toned outfits.

After the "Sex in the City" redo bomb, her career is really stalling.

Did she think her audience was barn yesterday.

I was shocked she has two children.

I mean, foal me once, shame on you....

Still at it with these stupid juvenile jokes, I see. You boys are beyond pathetic. You'd think the gays, of all people, would know when to hang things up when they're beyond their sell-by date. Such damaged gays.

p[quote]You'd think the gays, of all people, would know when to hang things up when they're beyond their sell-by date.

You mean, the point where the carrots have spoiled and the oats have gone stale?

You boys are REALLY making it tough for the straight cisfemale posters here to remain your staunch allies. I hate to break it to you, but I'm at the point where I'm contemplating leaving this board and never posting here again. That's what you and your awful SJP horse jokes have pushed me to. Happy now?!?!

[quote] I hate to break it to you, but I'm at the point where I'm contemplating leaving this board and never posting here again. That's what you and your awful SJP horse jokes have pushed me to. Happy now?!?!

Would you leave in full gallop?

C'mon now R497, we all know wild horses couldn't drag you away from this thread.

[quote]You boys are REALLY making it tough for the straight cisfemale posters here to remain your staunch allies. I hate to break it to you, but I'm at the point where I'm contemplating leaving this board and never posting here again. That's what you and your awful SJP horse jokes have pushed me to. Happy now?!?!

I would be ecstatic, if you were really leaving. But I'm not that gullible.

Do they give Emmys for Best Leading Performance by an Actress Who Could Eat an Entire Apple through a Picket Fence?

R495 Why do you persist in calling gay men boys? It's a craven white woman move. If you tried to pull that shit in person you would get a kick in the cunt.

R497 You are just making a foal or yourself now.

[quote] You boys are beyond pathetic.

And you GIRLS need to grow the grow a pair and man up! You want to be treated like equals, you need to learn to take a joke. Like a man who doesn't get his panties in a wad at the drop of a horse shoe.

R505 Agreed. This troll need to have all 4 of SJP's horse shoes rammed up her cunt.

I have been rewatching the first season of SATC. She is very cute in it. Nice carriage.

If they ever remake Young Frankenstein, she would be perfect as Frau Blucher.

R497, You forgot, "ARE you? ARE YOU?!"

R497, dry your eyes. She is a pampered multimillionaire celebrity show pony far beyond the reach of silly queens making a joke.

R497 "Happy now?!?!"

I can field that question.

R497 is a hayseed. She's taking all of the comments personally.

R511 She always need to be the centaur of attention.

R497 is hilarious. He pops in when the thread flags and tries to pump it up with vitriol to try to keep the glue pots bubbling.

SJP obv prefers horse cock, I wonder if she could handle this one? Yikes.

Is Deb Messing considered more attractive than SJP?

[quote]Is Deb Messing considered more attractive than SJP?

A mud fence is considered more attractive than SJP.

This thread has slowed down. I think it's time to inject some Lasix.

A site dedicated to SJP's horse face.

R518 Don't you think that's little too 'on the nose'?

R519 Learn how to construct a sentence, cunt.

Someone needs to post a pic of Centaur SJP's real stand-in. LOL.

I believe she was first choice for the role that Kate Winslet played in the limited TV series 'Mare of Easttown'.

Centaur SJP has many equestrian uses in Hollywood. She is always number one.

She's got the right holiday spirit!

R520

R520 How is my sentence unconstructed?

Whoa, those jokes finally came to a halt.

No they didn’t. Giddyup!

My favorite guest appearance of hers was when she did the Seinfeld episode where Kramer drove the hansom cab. He fed her some kind of canned beef, which gave her horrible gas.

It was nice to see that she has a sense of humor and doesn't take herself so seriously.

R529 Horses never feel sorry for passing gas. They love it.