SJP & Matthew Broderick debut their son at the “And Just Like That” premiere

Is he old enough to race in the Kentucky Derby?

Jesus didn't this horror show just start filming?

Ugly

Bad combination of good genes.

Well, at least he's legal

You rang Ferris?

Why does she wear princess and ballerina looks at her age? She looks like the cryptkeeper in the Bolshoi Ballet crypt.

He’s cute but damn Matthew looks like a bored CPA.

I'll leave the kid alone. He doesn't need snark from bitter old queens.

R4 I actually thought he got the best, Mathew's coloring and SJP's bone structure.

SJP looks just like Audrey Hepburn! What a princess!

She looks terrific. The son looks as if he will be a very handsome young man.

This proves it! The horseface gene is real!

I wonder if he’s a GAY BOY like his Daddy.

Daddy's no boy, R14. But he sure is a dirty ol' bottom from way back.

Kid is cute in a one generation from poor white trash way.

She looks terrific? M'kay. Look at the hooves, dear.

[quote] Kid is cute in a one generation from poor white trash way.

Good nutrition has given him some length of bone.

That's also he acts onstage, R8--like a bored CPA. He barely bothers to learn his lines. He's the laziest cunt you'll ever see.

maybe too much length in face bones, but.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT SJP's FEET!!!

James Wilkie, Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge. I take it the country club membership was approved?

Pass.

Broderick's been phoning it in for years--both as actor and as a "straight" man.

R24 He obviously isn't burning his frustrations off in the gym, either.

The husband looks like a ventriloquist dummy, SJP looks like a horse (as always), and the kid looks like Hades from Disney's "Hercules."

SJP looks awful in the pic. She's aging - which is perfectly fine. But she has to let the black eyeliner go and do something to not look so harsh. The tightly pulled hair is helping

Broderick looking more like a librarian lesbian. Son, looks fine; has SJP's sharp face.

Broderick literally did phone it in, years ago at a theatre fundraiser I attended. He literally called in.

Probably didn't want to get off the sofa and interrupt eating his Oreos.

The son is the spawn of a surrogate, right? He didn't possibly ooze outta her dry cooch, right?

You do not always use a surrogate's eggs.

Those feet of hers really ARE horrific.

Yes, R30, but pretty sure they did with this ginger kid here.

The son is much better looking than either of his parents. I never liked MB’s looks, even in his prime. SJP is ok but the hair pulled away from her face does her no favors.

R31 Mathew is famously part Irish and Ashkenazi Jewish, both of which are ethnicities with significant redheaded populations. SJP's father was also an Ashkenazi Jew. So I'm sure the ginger gene was swimming around in the mixture that created him.

What's up with SJP's VEINY BONY feet?

[quote] Mathew is famously part Irish and Ashkenazi Jewish, both of which are ethnicities with significant redheaded populations. SJP's father was also an Ashkenazi Jew

Interesting as the son can pass for both.

James is their biological son. The daughters were via surrogate.

The kid has a face like a foot.

Wow, you can’t unsee SJP’s feet. Kind of wish I hadn’t looked.

R32- He was cute in War Games (1983) which I saw in high school.

She doesn't look happy. Isn't this a dream come true for her? She looks kind of sad and also pissed off. Her husband looks dead.

She tries too hard. Plugging business ventures, not letting SATC go, all of the social media posts plus the FASHION so how can she be happy? Does she ever just take a break and relax.

An Anna Wintor type cut would greatly benefit SJP.

SJP looks best with big curly hair. It doesn’t have to be long. A tousled curly bob would soften the sharpness of her features. She needs to lighten up the eye makeup too. I’ve seen her out and about in NYC, totally dressed down and without makeup and she is a very attractive woman. Much better looking IMO than these glammed up photos.

She must have terrible bunions.

[quote] She must have terrible bunions.

Not if properly taken care of.

R41=Kim, relaxing

Well the daughters are biologically hers as well but she went and impregnated sum poor bitch to carry them I think

Looks like those feet are basted real good and cooked at a good 450

Omg

[quote] Omg

Dyatlov right?

Can you imagine those feet touching yours under the bed covers? No fucking way, no sir!

Broderick is what Chasten will look like in another 20 years or so.

What the hell was the designer thinking having a hike up the front of the dress like that, showing an odd patch of tulle? Or was that SJP's doing or her stylist's? It makes it look like the skirt got stuck in her panty hose after a trip to the ladies room. It's otherwise a very pretty and tasteful ensemble, but that one detail makes the whole thing look like a design defect. Was the goal to make it look like SJP bought her dress off the rack at Ross? 🤦🏻‍♂️

The son has Jay Leno's chin, [italic]and[/italic] toilet ears. Ain't genetics wonderful!

If they ever do Billy Elliot 2

They just RADIATE happy!

Where are the reviews for this? Apparently the new characters all get their own storylines outside of Carrie, Miranda, & Charlotte's orbits. Fans aren't going to like that.

We really envy his jawline

She's got the look of someone who knows she has a flop on her hooves.

r57 Good question. An embargo perhaps?

Why do they say James ‘Wilkie’ instead of James? So queer.

My god! Enough already! How many noxious threads must you boys start about her? They're a beautiful and happy family, and AJLT is going to be must-see viewing. I can't figure out if it's jealousy or something else fueling all this anger and resentment toward her. Whatever it is, it's not healthy. Seek help and/or up your psych meds. Just do something to spare we sane posters your pathology.

He is never going to make it on DL. I cannot believe what a gay icon Matthew Broderick was.

He just turned 19 so he's done growing. He looks shorter than both parents, and favors her sharp, witchy features.

DL pedos like cats in heat

The son will look fine once he gets his ears pinned.

Fuckable because it’s young but will Not age well.

He looks English. Yum!

Comments are predictably reprehensible. What a way to treat an ally!

Can someone explain Sarah Jessica’s pissholes in the snow eye makeup? She must know the black kohl makes her look weird.

Neigh!

Indeed, R48--those veiny hooves were definitely overcooked! And those pink (horse)shoes look like roach killers.

The dress is horrific on her---and why all that gray? What was she thinking with that dull skin tone? That old mare needs color!

Her colt at least can pull off the long face a bit better---but not by much.

R9 snark from bitter old queens is precious material, like ambergris.

"The tightly pulled hair is helping."

I meant "isn't."

[quote] "The tightly pulled hair is helping."

What a butt ugly fucking kid. Has the same horse features as his mare. He's not quite as ugly as Rocco Richie but close.

Good thing they're rich.

Gays aren’t into old lady little girl princesses. And then she thinks she includes us? as her SIDEKICKS? I don’t fucking think so. not here for her.

How does he speak?...Is he overly feminized like Kelly Ripas son? Or is he just kind of feminine like Kelly Ripas other son?..I wonder if Andy Cohen ever babysat?...Ugh....How Kelly hasn't snagged a People Magazine cover yet to announce either one of her sons gayness is astounding.

His head is oddly shaped.

R78 There have always been rumors of Kelly's son Michael being gay, and I recently saw him on gay Tinder (I don't know if he was him though).

He’s adorable.

He got every bad feature. His dad’s thin lips and big ears and his mom’s big chin ,witch nose and wonky eyes. Poor guy.

I actually think he looks good right now. Whether he ages well is obviously yet to be seen.

SJP now always looks like she's crying or has been crying.

R84 She has

R85 You would cry too if it happened to you.

R86 OMFG. You mean cunt. That is hilarious.

R86 Isn't that the lyric to some sad song? If not, it should be.

Season 5 of the show was short because of her pregnancy with him

R88 Yes. It's from the song Sugar Sugar by The Archies. It is a surprisingly dirty song that is all about female cunt juice or female ejaculate. That is what the sugar sugar refers to. The sweetness and sugar is all about pouring a females cunt juice all over him. Yikes.

When I kissed you, girl I knew how sweet a kiss could be (I know how sweet a kiss can be) Like the summer sunshine Pour your sweetness over me (Pour your sweetness over me) Oh, sugar Pour a little sugar on it, honey Pour a little sugar on it, baby Make your life so sweet, yeah, yeah, yeah

I thought you folx were kidding about that kid.

Then I looked.

What did Kim Cattrall wear to the premiere?

SJP's severe hairdo emphasizes her gaunt face. Her kohl-rimmed eyes do not, as she thinks, show off her eyes. Her nothing shade of lipstick and gray dress make her entire look "blah."

Flowing hair, a light touch on the eyes, and striking lipstick, not to mention maybe flip those dress colors around, I think might have served this unattractive woman better.

The long-chinned kid is nothing special.

She looks like a demon witch ghost. Her husband looks like his soul died 20 years ago and their kid looks like a Scandinavian tree spirit.

The ugly kid's face looks cartoonish. Two dimensional. He's lucky he comes from a wealthy family being that offensively ugly.

R69, EXACTLY the description I was thinking!

This belongs in 'Ugly Family Photos' - on the cover page.

Ok well this shit is streaming in my living room now and the voices are starting in my head.

Not even 5 minutes in and a new black girlfriend for the group strolls by and then they say Samantha/Kim quit the group over money!

It looks like the apple didn't fall far from the horses mouth.

What! When was Samantha obsessed by money?

I love SJP’s dress in this picture.

Isn’t the horse face thing getting old now that most posters on here have finally finished third grade after a few attempts?

R102 Fuck off, troll. Clearly you are at the third grade level projecting your imbecility onto the board.

I think she looks fine and actually wearing something modest and age-appropriate. The son is cute but will be very handsome in his late 20s-30s if he keeps his weight down.

Omg the first two episodes were actually good.

R101 She wasn’t! They were taking a dig at Kim.

R103 is obviously still struggling to finish third grade. I must have hit a nerve there.

Listen kid, if you want to insult me, you need to be a bit more eloquent and actually smart in your response.

Matthew needs to lose forty pounds. Or at least buy a new suit. This is embarrassing.

R102/R107 = SJP

R107 is too much of an empty headed dolt to finish the second grade. Dotard.

R86 R88 This is not The Archies.

I can't imagine anyone having sex with sjp.

It's a dumb dress that doesn't photograph well. She is styled way too young, an immature ingenue in her 20's. Like circuit guys in their 50's with baseball caps, it's not flattering to her and points out her age (Madonna dressed as Ariana Grande).

Time marches on. It's inherently dishonest, and kind of trashy, when a woman (or man) can't acknowledge that reality.

Why is she always overdressed?

She looks like an android--like a leftover character from Woody Allen's Sleeper. The dress just seems like a sight gag on her.

[quote] Isn't that the lyric to some sad song?

It’s from Lesley Gore’s “It’s My Party”.

He hasn't one iota of resemblance to either of them. Is he adopted?

I can't imagine what a control freak cunt SJP is behind closed doors. Those poor guys.

Oh just stop it, r118. What's your damage, boy?

Her dress looks unfinished.

He reminds me of Hanover Fiste from the 80s movie Heavy Metal.

Trying again because the internet is getting fucking HARDER to use for some bizarre reason....

Nice way to treat one of your staunchest allies. Despite the unspeakable sex acts you boys get into, she still advocates for you. If that's not an ally, I don't know what is. Show your kindness for the people that tolerate you.

He’s cute enough. I’m getting a young Dustin Hoffman.

She doesn’t look half as bad as I expected, reading this thread. Agree about the hair and makeup.

I can just hear one of my long dead great aunts words if she saw that picture.

"Well bless her heart, that young lady has ripped her gown and is showing her crinolines".

R123 "Despite the unspeakable sex acts you boys get into..."

Always superior, always looking down. It's none of your concern what kind of sex we have. You are nobody's ally. Go fuck yourself, you transparent judgemental hypocrite.

R123, Toots you need to step off. Don't make us have to deal with you.

R123 Addressing grown gay men as "boys" is the most Karen thing you could possibly do on here, Karen.

R123 Tolerate?

How is SJP one of gay mens most staunchest allies? I don't mind having some fun about her appearance on DL because that's the bitchery of this site. I don't have any grudge. However I also don't remember anyone asking for her support. Do gay men ask for straight celebrity allies? In the last 15 years, say? What has she done? Seems like boilerplate celebrity bio, not anything reality based.

excuse me for the double superlative. How is she among our staunchest allies?

R123 lol. Fuck off cunt.

[quote] SJP looks just like Audrey II! What a flesh-devouring alien plant!

FIFY

[quote]Her dress looks unfinished.

It looks like two unfinished dresses glued together.

[quote]Always superior, always looking down. It's none of your concern what kind of sex we have.

R123 is clearly a troll just trying to get a rise out of everyone. Don't fall for it or feed it.

R135 I'm speaking directly to one person who is not you.

R130 She "tolerates" us. How can you be so ungrateful?

Their son is just another Little Homosexual Boy.

The son looks like Kim Cattrall.

r129, would you prefer that I had written "stomach" rather than "tolerate"?

R134. I hope that glue wasn’t made from horses

wtf Just watched first episode and that’s all I got.

Not trans enough!

R111 Whatever, turd. It 100% was The Archies.

R144 The lyric "You would cry too if it happened to you" is from It's My Party, which was never covered by the Archies. Have a lovely day.

R145 has covid brain. She has no idea which way is up or down.

R144 you are wrong. Why are you arguing such an easily provable point?

R140 That's your choice. You are here among people you can barely "tolerate", or "stomach". You find our sex lives "unspeakable". And you insist on infantalizing us by calling us "boys". Your vocabulary choices say so much about you.

R147 She's old.

We shall not bow down to your Equine Goddess. We have taste.

I hate that JFK, Jr. fucked her and not me.

Her son could have played Brady. He's even ginger.

r8 CPA??

Accountant.

That old queen Matthew Broderick seems to have lost a little weight. She was even fatter a couple years ago.

Has the dear boy killed anyone in a head on crash yet?

Not since the last time he did it, R156.

r154 Thanks

He's fine. He's just a regular kid attending a thing for his parents.

R155, agree that Matthew is looking better.

He's the celebrity. Focus on his looks.

I ran the NYC marathon the weekend he was born I think. There was coverage about it everywhere.

All these celebrity sons shorter than their fathers. I still feel bad for Jaden Smith.

r162 Are Scott Eastwood and Scott Caan shorter than their dads too?

Yes.

r164 Great photo thank you 👍

You just know everyone in that family hates that control freak cunt.

He looks better than both his parents. So there's that. He's only 19. He can hit the gym and you old bitches will be lining up to suck his cock.

Is Scott Caan’s head misshapen or something?

R168, I don’t know but he looks nothing like his parents, his dad must have been the milkman.

The bottom part of his face is SJP. From the eyes upward he is Matthew.

Looks like the guy from Mask

And I'm sure, R167, the little queen will be ready for it, just like his eldergay papa. As if you wouldn't be in line yourself, Mary.

r170 agreed

Um… st least her dress is nice to look at ….

Lol! R1! Her and him look like they've been embalmed, and their kid looks like a young Harvey Milk.

I wish there is DL gold, to give out for funny comments, because I'd nominate, R[100], [141 and [151! You bitches had me cracking up!

r100

r141

r151

R172 Sorry honey. Not my type. Boyish guys do nothing for me. I like a MAN. You can have that little pip squeak. Gimme Matthew. I will send him back to Sarah with a fresh load of cum up his ass --- just as many other men have certainly done to him in the past!

I can't understand how anyone could think that she's attractive. The father really does look like a ventriloquist dummy and the son is OK. Given the gene pool, it could have been far worse.

Kid should've re-done the too-short tie length.

r178, please just sit down and shut up. MB is not gay. Never was, never will be. Your sick feverish imagination is working overtime today. Give it a rest, hon. And btw, THIS is how you treat a NYC legend/icon and staunch ally like SJP? Hurling baseless gay accusations at her husband? That's low, even by DL standards.

Accusations?!

I hear she's mostly Mustang with some Arabian mixture and Matthew's a gelding. Considering all that the kid's a miracle and decent looking.

R181 I believe he loves SJP. He just loves COCK more!

R181=Ms. Broderick.

Look, Mary, have you spent ANY amount of time on DL? If you had, you'd realize how stupid you sound. Now why don't YOU go fuck off if your panties are so easily gotten into a twist over that cocksucker Broderick. K, hunty?

R181 = MB & SJP PR team. The same language whenever someone posts something negative about Secretariat Jessica Parker…”she’s an ally! Don’t talk about her that way! And leave her closeted husband alone!”.

She would look better with a darker shade of blonde and not the white streaks.

LOL R185

r187 Does she wear a wig?