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Preacher Says an Alien Imitated Her Husband and Tried to Have Sex with Her

Jesus working in mysterious ways

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by Anonymousreply 15November 25, 2021 2:38 AM

Mein galactic emperor.

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by Anonymousreply 1November 24, 2021 3:53 PM

All evangelicals look like they've been groomed by aliens, certainly. The hair and make-up.

by Anonymousreply 2November 24, 2021 3:58 PM

was it good? real good?

by Anonymousreply 3November 24, 2021 4:02 PM

Looks like her parents were aliens.

by Anonymousreply 4November 24, 2021 4:26 PM

Is her left eye dangling from its socket? Was there not an alien doctor aboard?

by Anonymousreply 5November 24, 2021 5:55 PM

Did she rebuke the alien lizard doctor and his gargoyle henchmen?

Get back to me when you have demonic raisins after you, lady.

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by Anonymousreply 6November 25, 2021 12:18 AM

[quote] and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles

Takes one to know one.

by Anonymousreply 7November 25, 2021 12:27 AM

Look at that heifer’s eyes…inbred.

by Anonymousreply 8November 25, 2021 12:35 AM

She looks like an alien so her story is not a stretch.

by Anonymousreply 9November 25, 2021 12:35 AM

Seriously, what the fuck is up with her eye? Does she have a glass eyeball or something?

by Anonymousreply 10November 25, 2021 1:02 AM

Too bad Elaine Stritch is no longer with us. She could've played her in "Earth Grannies are Easy."

by Anonymousreply 11November 25, 2021 1:06 AM

She's got one eye on the pot and the other up the chimney.

by Anonymousreply 12November 25, 2021 1:50 AM

Seems like she can literally look the other way on this

by Anonymousreply 13November 25, 2021 2:09 AM

The sad part is that there is a whole lot of stupid ‘mericans who eat this up on toast points. And send money for the slop buckets and whatever else $$$$ Baker is begging for. Maybe even the same nitwits hanging out for JFK Jr’s big return as Trump’s new VP.

by Anonymousreply 14November 25, 2021 2:34 AM

Maybe the alien just wanted an anal probe and she misinterpreted his intentions.

Happens all the time.

by Anonymousreply 15November 25, 2021 2:38 AM
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