Preacher Says an Alien Imitated Her Husband and Tried to Have Sex with Her

Mein galactic emperor.

All evangelicals look like they've been groomed by aliens, certainly. The hair and make-up.

was it good? real good?

Looks like her parents were aliens.

Is her left eye dangling from its socket? Was there not an alien doctor aboard?

Did she rebuke the alien lizard doctor and his gargoyle henchmen?

Get back to me when you have demonic raisins after you, lady.

[quote] and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles

Takes one to know one.

Look at that heifer’s eyes…inbred.

She looks like an alien so her story is not a stretch.

Seriously, what the fuck is up with her eye? Does she have a glass eyeball or something?

Too bad Elaine Stritch is no longer with us. She could've played her in "Earth Grannies are Easy."

She's got one eye on the pot and the other up the chimney.

Seems like she can literally look the other way on this

The sad part is that there is a whole lot of stupid ‘mericans who eat this up on toast points. And send money for the slop buckets and whatever else $$$$ Baker is begging for. Maybe even the same nitwits hanging out for JFK Jr’s big return as Trump’s new VP.

Maybe the alien just wanted an anal probe and she misinterpreted his intentions.

Happens all the time.