[quote] and then it claimed to be Xerxes, and then Jesus got involved, and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles.
End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 26, 2021 2:19 PM |
Been there, done that.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 24, 2021 3:43 AM |
[quote] End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her
I hate when that happens
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 24, 2021 3:43 AM |
Tried... and succeeded.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 24, 2021 3:45 AM |
I told her about alien DNA, the Magic 8-Ball, spirit husbands, and demon sperm THEN, so I wouldn’t have to sit here gloating NOW.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 24, 2021 4:01 AM |
Luckily she speaks Spanish.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 24, 2021 4:15 AM |
Damn, lady. I haven't even brined our turkey yet.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 24, 2021 4:24 AM |
THEY HAD GARGOLYES! THEY ARE NOT CHRIIIIIIIISTIANSSSS! THEY ARE DAAARK SIDED!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 24, 2021 4:27 AM |
It happens
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 24, 2021 4:29 AM |
GARGYLES AND SLAGKICKS!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 24, 2021 4:29 AM |
She’s a whore and pretended like she didn’t know. She just wanted that alien D
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 24, 2021 4:30 AM |
I think she might be lying.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 24, 2021 4:37 AM |
She's among the one in ten that doesn't seem to mind the anal probing.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 24, 2021 4:39 AM |
Has she been scheduled to speak on Newsmax or OAN yet? When General Flynn becomes president, maybe he can have this winner be our new surgeon general.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 24, 2021 4:40 AM |
I can’t believe she’s serious about this
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 24, 2021 5:11 AM |
All my exes have been Xerxes too.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 24, 2021 5:42 AM |
Then the alien had a baby and I saw the baby and then the baby looked at me.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 24, 2021 6:13 AM |
[quote]End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her
Clearly she's one of those women who never stop complaining.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 24, 2021 6:36 AM |
It’s like an unpublished Heavy Metal magazine story.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 24, 2021 7:35 AM |
Women aren’t supposed to be preachers, and this is why.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 24, 2021 7:56 AM |
And I thought I was having a bad day.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 24, 2021 8:09 AM |
All because she was having a herpes outbreak.…
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 24, 2021 8:27 AM |
She is as crazy as a shithouse rat…those who believe this hooha are crazier though.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 24, 2021 8:29 AM |
OP, God bless you.
You deserve all the WW in the world.
I'm sharing this with ALL of my friends.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 24, 2021 8:34 AM |
And she liked it! She liked it!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 24, 2021 8:38 AM |
The funniest part is when she says "And he had the nerve..."
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 24, 2021 9:00 AM |
She def spreads for lizard dick.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 24, 2021 9:38 AM |
I don't understand why these people who are clearly mentally ill are not sectioned? Is it purely that they are not considered to be any danger to themselves or others? They are very unwell, but I assume because they are also very brainwashed by their 'faith' they don't realise and never seek help themselves.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 24, 2021 9:50 AM |
Morning bump.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 24, 2021 2:53 PM |
Isn’t this from that slop buckets show?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 24, 2021 3:01 PM |
Wow, Anne Heche looks like shit.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 24, 2021 3:08 PM |
Clearly, she isn't a DLer. Otherwise she would've ended the story with "... and then he RAPED me!".
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 24, 2021 5:05 PM |
Was she wearing her best Hollister tracksuit?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 24, 2021 5:07 PM |
Is this one the daughter of Bette Davis?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 24, 2021 5:21 PM |
Aliens are infamous for this shit. Can’t stand them.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 24, 2021 5:22 PM |
I can tell by her eyes that she enjoys diddling herself
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 24, 2021 5:25 PM |
I must inform Lord Baphomet's High Priestess, Hillary Clinton, that I failed in my mission to spread wokeism to the crafty preacher through my reptilian seed.
HAIL, BAPHOMET!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 24, 2021 5:26 PM |
Not Without My Gargoyle Posse!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 24, 2021 5:35 PM |
She thinks Other Derek wanted her cooch, but he was just there for the freshly baked cookies.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 24, 2021 5:55 PM |
I am not going to watch this, but "the great delusion" in the thumbnail seems appropriate.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 24, 2021 6:08 PM |
I like her knowing triumphant smile everytime she rises to a new level of lunacy. I think she really believes what she's saying. The others are just going along.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 24, 2021 6:16 PM |
Lord have mercy.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 24, 2021 11:39 PM |
I warned you about those illegal aliens!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 24, 2021 11:39 PM |
I've always thought you need to be a neurotic to live in NYC but perhaps there's a larger affliction in the country. I've seen opioids and frenzy shopping in rural west Virginia up close. I wonder if there's some psychology study being done. I've been to rural churches and I found the services charming and community building. There are more wacko ones in Brooklyn.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 25, 2021 12:13 AM |
Total cray cray
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 25, 2021 12:19 AM |
Stay away from the windowpane acid.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 25, 2021 12:20 AM |
R45 r46
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 25, 2021 12:22 AM |
Didn't Demi Lovato come out and say they don't like to be called "Alien" and would prefer the term Extraterrestrial?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 25, 2021 7:30 PM |
[quote]Didn't Demi Lovato come out and say they don't like to be called "Alien" and would prefer the term Extraterrestrial?
Yes, and she also said that extraterrestrials would never even consider eating reduced-calorie yogurt.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 25, 2021 7:42 PM |
[quote] Didn't Demi Lovato come out and say they don't like to be called "Alien" and would prefer the term Extraterrestrial?
And just how would Demi know that, unless she too is fucking aliens?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 25, 2021 11:39 PM |
Xerxe...sounds like one of the 15,867 new genders.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 25, 2021 11:50 PM |
Funny how she doesn't even mention having great butt sex with the Alien before she "rejected" him....
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 26, 2021 12:35 AM |
This is your brain on Trumpism.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 26, 2021 12:39 AM |
...and then I caught the "Other Derek" sucking off our hot neighbor in the garage!
Other Derek also leave the toilet seat up, never washes the dishes, and visits Gay resorts.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 26, 2021 12:42 AM |
100s of people gathered in Dallas to welcome JFK jr back. This bitch doesnt even move the needle on crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 26, 2021 12:44 AM |
She looks different than she did on Edge of Night, but good for her.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 26, 2021 12:46 AM |
Luckily quick-thinking Sharon pulled out her "other pussy" for the alien to cum in....
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 26, 2021 12:47 AM |
Cunt ripped my face off.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 26, 2021 1:46 AM |
LIES! With just one look at him, you know Xerxes don't get down like that!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 26, 2021 4:09 AM |
r59
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 26, 2021 12:28 PM |
This is some low-rent grifting here.
I think she's trying to appeal to the incel Sci-Fi obsessed demographic
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 26, 2021 2:17 PM |
She probably should just be posting on Reddit
where you can't see her and wonder why in the hell an alien would want to have butt sex with her
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 26, 2021 2:19 PM |