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End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her

[quote] and then it claimed to be Xerxes, and then Jesus got involved, and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles.

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by Anonymousreply 62November 26, 2021 3:19 PM

Been there, done that.

by Anonymousreply 1November 24, 2021 4:43 AM

[quote] End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her

I hate when that happens

by Anonymousreply 2November 24, 2021 4:43 AM

Tried... and succeeded.

by Anonymousreply 3November 24, 2021 4:45 AM

I told her about alien DNA, the Magic 8-Ball, spirit husbands, and demon sperm THEN, so I wouldn’t have to sit here gloating NOW.

by Anonymousreply 4November 24, 2021 5:01 AM

Luckily she speaks Spanish.

by Anonymousreply 5November 24, 2021 5:15 AM

Damn, lady. I haven't even brined our turkey yet.

by Anonymousreply 6November 24, 2021 5:24 AM

THEY HAD GARGOLYES! THEY ARE NOT CHRIIIIIIIISTIANSSSS! THEY ARE DAAARK SIDED!

by Anonymousreply 7November 24, 2021 5:27 AM

It happens

by Anonymousreply 8November 24, 2021 5:29 AM

GARGYLES AND SLAGKICKS!

by Anonymousreply 9November 24, 2021 5:29 AM

She’s a whore and pretended like she didn’t know. She just wanted that alien D

by Anonymousreply 10November 24, 2021 5:30 AM

I think she might be lying.

by Anonymousreply 11November 24, 2021 5:37 AM

She's among the one in ten that doesn't seem to mind the anal probing.

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by Anonymousreply 12November 24, 2021 5:39 AM

Has she been scheduled to speak on Newsmax or OAN yet? When General Flynn becomes president, maybe he can have this winner be our new surgeon general.

by Anonymousreply 13November 24, 2021 5:40 AM

I can’t believe she’s serious about this

by Anonymousreply 14November 24, 2021 6:11 AM

All my exes have been Xerxes too.

by Anonymousreply 15November 24, 2021 6:42 AM

Then the alien had a baby and I saw the baby and then the baby looked at me.

by Anonymousreply 16November 24, 2021 7:13 AM

[quote]End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her

Clearly she's one of those women who never stop complaining.

by Anonymousreply 17November 24, 2021 7:36 AM

It’s like an unpublished Heavy Metal magazine story.

by Anonymousreply 18November 24, 2021 8:35 AM

Women aren’t supposed to be preachers, and this is why.

by Anonymousreply 19November 24, 2021 8:56 AM

And I thought I was having a bad day.

by Anonymousreply 20November 24, 2021 9:09 AM

All because she was having a herpes outbreak.…

by Anonymousreply 21November 24, 2021 9:27 AM

She is as crazy as a shithouse rat…those who believe this hooha are crazier though.

by Anonymousreply 22November 24, 2021 9:29 AM

OP, God bless you.

You deserve all the WW in the world.

I'm sharing this with ALL of my friends.

by Anonymousreply 23November 24, 2021 9:34 AM

And she liked it! She liked it!

by Anonymousreply 24November 24, 2021 9:38 AM

The funniest part is when she says "And he had the nerve..."

by Anonymousreply 25November 24, 2021 10:00 AM

She def spreads for lizard dick.

by Anonymousreply 26November 24, 2021 10:38 AM

I don't understand why these people who are clearly mentally ill are not sectioned? Is it purely that they are not considered to be any danger to themselves or others? They are very unwell, but I assume because they are also very brainwashed by their 'faith' they don't realise and never seek help themselves.

by Anonymousreply 27November 24, 2021 10:50 AM

Morning bump.

by Anonymousreply 28November 24, 2021 3:53 PM

Isn’t this from that slop buckets show?

by Anonymousreply 29November 24, 2021 4:01 PM

Wow, Anne Heche looks like shit.

by Anonymousreply 30November 24, 2021 4:08 PM

Clearly, she isn't a DLer. Otherwise she would've ended the story with "... and then he RAPED me!".

by Anonymousreply 31November 24, 2021 6:05 PM

Was she wearing her best Hollister tracksuit?

by Anonymousreply 32November 24, 2021 6:07 PM

What, gurl????

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by Anonymousreply 33November 24, 2021 6:11 PM

Is this one the daughter of Bette Davis?

by Anonymousreply 34November 24, 2021 6:21 PM

Aliens are infamous for this shit. Can’t stand them.

by Anonymousreply 35November 24, 2021 6:22 PM

I can tell by her eyes that she enjoys diddling herself

by Anonymousreply 36November 24, 2021 6:25 PM

I must inform Lord Baphomet's High Priestess, Hillary Clinton, that I failed in my mission to spread wokeism to the crafty preacher through my reptilian seed.

HAIL, BAPHOMET!

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by Anonymousreply 37November 24, 2021 6:26 PM

Not Without My Gargoyle Posse!

by Anonymousreply 38November 24, 2021 6:35 PM

She thinks Other Derek wanted her cooch, but he was just there for the freshly baked cookies.

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by Anonymousreply 39November 24, 2021 6:55 PM

I am not going to watch this, but "the great delusion" in the thumbnail seems appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 40November 24, 2021 7:08 PM

I like her knowing triumphant smile everytime she rises to a new level of lunacy. I think she really believes what she's saying. The others are just going along.

by Anonymousreply 41November 24, 2021 7:16 PM

Lord have mercy.

by Anonymousreply 42November 25, 2021 12:39 AM

I warned you about those illegal aliens!

by Anonymousreply 43November 25, 2021 12:39 AM

I've always thought you need to be a neurotic to live in NYC but perhaps there's a larger affliction in the country. I've seen opioids and frenzy shopping in rural west Virginia up close. I wonder if there's some psychology study being done. I've been to rural churches and I found the services charming and community building. There are more wacko ones in Brooklyn.

by Anonymousreply 44November 25, 2021 1:13 AM

Total cray cray

by Anonymousreply 45November 25, 2021 1:19 AM

Stay away from the windowpane acid.

by Anonymousreply 46November 25, 2021 1:20 AM

R45 r46

by Anonymousreply 47November 25, 2021 1:22 AM

Didn't Demi Lovato come out and say they don't like to be called "Alien" and would prefer the term Extraterrestrial?

by Anonymousreply 48November 25, 2021 8:30 PM

[quote]Didn't Demi Lovato come out and say they don't like to be called "Alien" and would prefer the term Extraterrestrial?

Yes, and she also said that extraterrestrials would never even consider eating reduced-calorie yogurt.

by Anonymousreply 49November 25, 2021 8:42 PM

[quote] Didn't Demi Lovato come out and say they don't like to be called "Alien" and would prefer the term Extraterrestrial?

And just how would Demi know that, unless she too is fucking aliens?

by Anonymousreply 50November 26, 2021 12:39 AM

Xerxe...sounds like one of the 15,867 new genders.

by Anonymousreply 51November 26, 2021 12:50 AM

Funny how she doesn't even mention having great butt sex with the Alien before she "rejected" him....

by Anonymousreply 52November 26, 2021 1:35 AM

This is your brain on Trumpism.

by Anonymousreply 53November 26, 2021 1:39 AM

...and then I caught the "Other Derek" sucking off our hot neighbor in the garage!

Other Derek also leave the toilet seat up, never washes the dishes, and visits Gay resorts.

by Anonymousreply 54November 26, 2021 1:42 AM

100s of people gathered in Dallas to welcome JFK jr back. This bitch doesnt even move the needle on crazy.

by Anonymousreply 55November 26, 2021 1:44 AM

She looks different than she did on Edge of Night, but good for her.

by Anonymousreply 56November 26, 2021 1:46 AM

Luckily quick-thinking Sharon pulled out her "other pussy" for the alien to cum in....

by Anonymousreply 57November 26, 2021 1:47 AM

Cunt ripped my face off.

by Anonymousreply 58November 26, 2021 2:46 AM

LIES! With just one look at him, you know Xerxes don't get down like that!

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by Anonymousreply 59November 26, 2021 5:09 AM

r59

by Anonymousreply 60November 26, 2021 1:28 PM

This is some low-rent grifting here.

I think she's trying to appeal to the incel Sci-Fi obsessed demographic

by Anonymousreply 61November 26, 2021 3:17 PM

She probably should just be posting on Reddit

where you can't see her and wonder why in the hell an alien would want to have butt sex with her

by Anonymousreply 62November 26, 2021 3:19 PM
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