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Let's revisit the Let's Be a Lesbian Thanksgiving threads!

Links to the original and the reprise below!

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by Anonymousreply 84November 26, 2021 2:00 AM

The ,✨ original ✨

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by Anonymousreply 1November 20, 2021 1:05 AM

And the extra crispy!

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by Anonymousreply 2November 20, 2021 1:06 AM

They're serving turkey

but I smell fish

by Anonymousreply 3November 20, 2021 1:26 AM

We need a television or streaming producer to mine the two threads for gold and turn it into a live action comedy!

by Anonymousreply 4November 20, 2021 1:29 AM

"I said let ME carve!"

by Anonymousreply 5November 20, 2021 1:33 AM

I'm the abundance of wristbands.

by Anonymousreply 6November 20, 2021 1:36 AM

I’m the LL Bean flannel table cloth that resists spills.

by Anonymousreply 7November 20, 2021 1:43 AM

That’s a nice pic. Gays and lesbians were much happier then they are today. Believe me. By far. All the gay rights in the world can’t equal the happiness and contentment gays and lesbians had back then.

by Anonymousreply 8November 20, 2021 1:53 AM

R8 that pic is (allegedly) from the 1940s.

by Anonymousreply 9November 20, 2021 1:56 AM

That photo, OP, is dyke-a-licious!

by Anonymousreply 10November 20, 2021 1:56 AM

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!

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by Anonymousreply 11November 20, 2021 1:57 AM

They all have grapefruit halves with maraschino cherries, but the Turkey is being carved and they’re drinking champagne. What kind of lesbian ritual is this?

by Anonymousreply 12November 20, 2021 1:57 AM

I’ll count how many times lesbians are called “d-kes” in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 13November 20, 2021 1:58 AM

I'm the oyster stuffing.

by Anonymousreply 14November 20, 2021 1:58 AM

I'm the timely Beaver Moon.

by Anonymousreply 15November 20, 2021 2:01 AM

I am curious what sort of Thanksgiving meals were served in the 1940s that would feature grapefruits as a starter.

by Anonymousreply 16November 20, 2021 2:01 AM

Broiled grapefruit glazed w. brown sugar & a maraschino cherry in the middle. Quite exotic & elegant at the time.

by Anonymousreply 17November 20, 2021 2:15 AM

The broiled grapefruit might be mashed sweet potatoes served in orange (or grapefruit) halves. My old in-laws used to do something like that for Thanksgiving. Ungodly sweet with a maraschino cherry on top.

by Anonymousreply 18November 20, 2021 2:26 AM

I'm cilantro, tossed outside in a blind rage by MoJo.

by Anonymousreply 19November 20, 2021 2:36 AM

Can anyone give more info about the photo? I've never seen it before.

by Anonymousreply 20November 20, 2021 2:38 AM

Second woman from the right is a dead ringer for k.d. lang.

by Anonymousreply 21November 20, 2021 2:39 AM

This a variation of what R18 mentions: sweet potatoes in orange cups, topped with melted marshmallow instead of cherry. Looks tasty to me.

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by Anonymousreply 22November 20, 2021 2:45 AM

This is where it comes from, r20

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by Anonymousreply 23November 20, 2021 2:46 AM

I’m the dyke boot with tent dust.

by Anonymousreply 24November 20, 2021 2:46 AM

There were 7 lesbians in Wyoming in the 1940s?

by Anonymousreply 25November 20, 2021 4:02 AM

[quote]R8 Gays and lesbians were much happier then they are today… All the gay rights in the world can’t equal the happiness and contentment gays and lesbians had back then.

Yes, they all just loved being fired when their pictures were printed in the papers after a bar was raided.

by Anonymousreply 26November 20, 2021 4:43 AM

I'm the Gay couple next store who come over to save the day.... "Ladies, this isn't a fishing trip, where's the *good* china?"

by Anonymousreply 27November 20, 2021 4:51 AM

[quote]I'm the Gay couple next store

Oh dear...

by Anonymousreply 28November 20, 2021 5:07 AM

^ Bite me, you fat fingered fool

by Anonymousreply 29November 20, 2021 11:32 AM

I'm the soft butch sous chef. No one better criticize my prep skills.

by Anonymousreply 30November 20, 2021 1:52 PM

I’m the 100lb dogs on the couch

by Anonymousreply 31November 20, 2021 9:06 PM

I love the photo OP- the old lady at the end of the table has clearly stated her boundaries.

by Anonymousreply 32November 20, 2021 9:11 PM

I am the baby dyke grooving to the one song she was allowed to play for the gathering, "You Stupid Bitch" by girl in red, while my elders wait with pursed lips for Viv to take over Spotify again and play her Indigo Girls mix.

by Anonymousreply 33November 20, 2021 9:16 PM

I'm Kim. I arrived via Uber and loudly and pre-emptively explained as I blew in the door that the '97 Subaru is 'in the shop.'

In reality, my license has been suspended again, for another DUI.

by Anonymousreply 34November 21, 2021 12:14 AM

I'm the cat hair in the mashed potatoes.

by Anonymousreply 35November 21, 2021 12:59 AM

I'm a hostess gift of Turning Leaf White Zinfandel, festively packaged in the plastic bag from the liquor store. I am immediately opened and decanted into various tumblers held by various hangnailed hands.

by Anonymousreply 36November 21, 2021 1:16 AM

We're the Elizabeth Warren, "I've Heard Enough From Old, White Men," and HRC bumper stickers on the 2016 Subaru Outback in the driveway.

by Anonymousreply 37November 21, 2021 1:23 AM

Someone is going to get scissored after dinner.

by Anonymousreply 38November 21, 2021 1:25 AM

I’m the late arrival who jokes “someone left their Subaru’s lights on,” inadvertently causing everyone to get up and check.

by Anonymousreply 39November 21, 2021 1:26 AM

Suburus are referred to as "Lesbarus"

by Anonymousreply 40November 21, 2021 1:19 PM

I'll have pie for desert.

by Anonymousreply 41November 21, 2021 1:35 PM

^^ dessert

by Anonymousreply 42November 21, 2021 1:36 PM

I'm the Trump target practice out back.

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by Anonymousreply 43November 21, 2021 3:42 PM

I'm the flannel. I will not be ignored.

by Anonymousreply 44November 21, 2021 4:42 PM

I'm the humor checked at the door, along with the Keen hiking boots

by Anonymousreply 45November 21, 2021 4:49 PM

Lmao, r34.

by Anonymousreply 46November 21, 2021 4:52 PM

K.J.: "I brought dessert!"

Dana: "Not funny! *hee-hee*"

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by Anonymousreply 47November 21, 2021 5:06 PM

These are the Polynesian bookends atop a cabinet holding 3 to 5 year old magazines about camping, women's sports, lesbian cruises, herbal gardening, and building birdhouses.

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by Anonymousreply 48November 21, 2021 5:59 PM

[quote]These are the Polynesian bookends atop a cabinet holding 35 year old magazines about camping, women's sports, lesbian cruises, herbal gardening, and building birdhouses.

FTFY.

by Anonymousreply 49November 21, 2021 6:04 PM

I am Tofurky, bought by Gin at the Co-Op for the many vegan and vegetarian guests.

Those guests will fill up on sliced Pepperidge Farm white bread with Earth Balance vegan margarine, Thel's "signature" carrots and parsnips, mashed potatoes, and pie. Anything to avoid me. At the end of the evening, I will be approximately 1/15th eaten.

The cat and dog refuse me and I am not compostable.

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by Anonymousreply 50November 21, 2021 8:40 PM

Guess who I am bringing to Thanksgiving dinner, Noreen?

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by Anonymousreply 51November 22, 2021 10:16 AM

I'm the memory of Thanksgiving 20 years ago. Because ever since, the drinking starts at 9 am, the joints are passed at noon, the shouting starts at 2, and the dramatic exits begin at 4.

See everyone again next year!

by Anonymousreply 52November 22, 2021 4:47 PM

I am the smell of cat hair, cat litter, cat piss and Febreeze, I am ubiquitous...

by Anonymousreply 53November 22, 2021 4:52 PM

I'm the composting toilet- and I'm stating my boundaries!

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by Anonymousreply 54November 22, 2021 5:03 PM

I'll be the ongoing topic of conversation about how the world would be better without men. How much they hate men, particularly gay men.

by Anonymousreply 55November 22, 2021 6:04 PM

6 out of 7 lesbians are SMILING at once in the photo. Must be some sort of record.

by Anonymousreply 56November 22, 2021 6:10 PM

[quote]r54 I'm the composting toilet- and I'm stating my boundaries!

1.) are those better for the environment? I’ve always thought emptying sewage into the sea was a bit skeevy.

2.) do they hate men?

by Anonymousreply 57November 22, 2021 6:42 PM

Some lesbians do, most don't. They just don't want to sleep with them.

by Anonymousreply 58November 22, 2021 6:53 PM

[quote] 6 out of 7 lesbians are SMILING at once in the photo.

Don't confuse smiling for baring their teeth in rage.

by Anonymousreply 59November 22, 2021 9:51 PM

Must have music.

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie.

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by Anonymousreply 60November 22, 2021 10:28 PM

R59 that's true. We have no idea what horrible thing was said right before the photo flash went off.

by Anonymousreply 61November 22, 2021 11:26 PM

Need some Alicia Bridges.....

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by Anonymousreply 62November 23, 2021 1:16 AM

I am the raised forks for the first bite, interruped by the stentorian voice of Thel, who intones, "Sistren, I would like to dedicate this meal to the memory of the indigenous Womyn whose blood was shed by our criminal forefathers, who stole the very land we are sitting on today."

Muttered assent from the hungry crowd follows. As forks are picked up again, Thel stands and states, "May we continue to labor for justice for all Womyn, past and future, so that the spirits of the First Peoples whose stolen land we plunder may find us worthy."

by Anonymousreply 63November 23, 2021 4:23 PM

I’m the pilgrim buckle boot, flared jeans, and Goodwill shirt pulled over pot belly

by Anonymousreply 64November 23, 2021 4:29 PM

I am the baleful phrase, "What's [italic]that[/italic] supposed to mean?"

by Anonymousreply 65November 24, 2021 12:14 PM

I’m the vegan who refuses to eat the killed Turkey. I stand in protest. How dare you MF’s.

by Anonymousreply 66November 24, 2021 12:21 PM

I am the gym teacher that needs to leave early to practice her tennis swing.

by Anonymousreply 67November 24, 2021 12:21 PM

I am the Mother of the lesbian that tries to do her makeup so the rest of the family does not know she is a lesbian. Can’t my daughter just wear a Dolly Parton wig to make her shaved head go away. I’ll be damned if the rest of the family sees how butch my daughter has become.

by Anonymousreply 68November 24, 2021 12:25 PM

Im the lipstick lesbian cousin of Liz. I would never show up anywhere in flannel

by Anonymousreply 69November 24, 2021 12:53 PM

I am the political fire starter trash talking lesbian who definitely will be heard. Life is so unfair for us Lezzos.

by Anonymousreply 70November 24, 2021 3:00 PM

I’m Big Ann and that pathetic little wooden folding chair in OP’s pic is sure as hell not gonna hold me.

by Anonymousreply 71November 24, 2021 3:21 PM

Hiya ladies,

I've been out in the desert all day. I's mighty hungry and ready fo' some munchin'

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by Anonymousreply 72November 24, 2021 4:07 PM

I'm your hair and I look good for being out in the desert all day.

by Anonymousreply 73November 24, 2021 4:49 PM

I'm the death stare when JayDee sees someone toss a can into the compostibles bin (there are 5 different waste receptacles- each clearly marked).

by Anonymousreply 74November 24, 2021 5:30 PM

I am a copied portrait of a young Eleanor Roosevelt hanging in the foyer.

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by Anonymousreply 75November 24, 2021 8:52 PM

I'm Minge, fresh off my turn at the vegan protest 🪧

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by Anonymousreply 76November 24, 2021 8:59 PM

When a group of us visited Lindsey Graham's Senate Office six years ago to promote women's issue, he provided Harriet his signature. She keeps it in her scrapbook. She brought the scrapbook to the dinner to show her friends all the memorabilia she has collected in her women's advocacy work.

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by Anonymousreply 77November 24, 2021 9:05 PM

That looks like "Joan Miro", almost.

by Anonymousreply 78November 24, 2021 9:10 PM

The smell of vaginal yeast infection.

by Anonymousreply 79November 25, 2021 10:04 AM

I am the phone, face down on the table, that vibrates insistently during dinner. Bev picks me up and Marge looks over to see the caller's name: FUCKING SHITHEAD.

Bev mutters an angry "fuck you," quickly silences me, and puts me face down again.

On the other end of the line, Bev's ex-husband gently explains to her 7-year-old son that Mommy is probably working today, and he's sure she would have wished us both a happy Thanksgiving if she'd been able to pick up.

by Anonymousreply 80November 25, 2021 2:56 PM

Aw that's sad r80 😕

by Anonymousreply 81November 25, 2021 5:53 PM

I’m the Thanksgiving table chairs where the fat lesbians sit their fat ass. Their pussy definitely stinks.

by Anonymousreply 82November 25, 2021 11:34 PM

I'm the boundaries.... and I have been CROSSED!

by Anonymousreply 83November 26, 2021 1:44 AM

I am the can of Glade air freshener in the bathroom. I am almost empty now.

by Anonymousreply 84November 26, 2021 2:00 AM
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