DL's odd fangurl clubs

[quote] What other past or present obscure persona fetishes have I missed?

Prance, pony, prance!

Not the Jake Tapper Teenage Fan Club

Chris Murphy should have one too!

The Krissy Metz club has to go. Who cares?

I’ve been here for twenty years and couldn’t tell you the first thing about any of the people OP mentions.

Chris Murphy is unexpectedly hot! Same with Jim Himes. Connecticut's white bread, low salt, landlady beige electeds turn me on like no tomorrow. It would be like having sex with Ralph Lauren's brand essence. Yum!

David Tyler McMuir's closetation bothers me. How can Amerikkka trust a news reader who is afraid of his own homosexualness?

We know just what you're talking about, r7.

R6 Not landlady beige? 😂😂😂😂😂

I couldn't agree more though! I was in love with both when they spoke out on Sandy Hook! I had never heard of them before that! I don't know which is hotter. BOTH PLEASE!

Sadly I wasn't really listening to what they were saying because "how" they were saying it was making me moist. I was ready to agree with everything they said.

They are good looking White men, comfortable being White, but also are comfortable with other races and all sexual orientations. They are well spoken and also are smart, good sensible Democrats.

Why can't America produce more White men like these two? It makes me sad that they are now such a deviation from the norm.

The fraus loved Gale Harold and desperately wanted to believe he'd been carrying on a secret long distance relationship with Randy Harrison, despite the existence of several long term girlfriends. (And long-term boyfriends for Harrison)

And then,one day they all seemed to disappear.

Which is why I suspect that many of the fan frau threads are the work of two or three super obsesses fans, not a whole gaggle of them.

The VdO and Clay Aiken loons were out of control. But lucky for us the old Editor! would red-tag and delete a bitch with the quickness.

Muriel can't even lick the hem of old Editor!'s baggy boxer shorts.

While the Luke Evans fraubsession continues to this day, there was a period when I first found DL in say 2016 or 2017 where there were just as many threads about John Kortamacarena - the Spanish model who was his boyfriend for a while.

Like literally 600 post from the same three or four fraus dissecting every IG post.

The oddest current obsession is William O'Connor, who is a random travel blogger, but has managed to be the topic of multiple DL threads that have hundreds of posts each.

Are the gurls still gaga over David Beckham? [Personally, I never understood it].

OP-- as has been discussed on DL many times, the fraus who post here seem to be "Dissident Fan Gurls" -- their crush has somehow disappointed them, though they remain obsessed with him, and come to DL to say the sort of mean things they could not say on traditional fan sites or social media.

So they'll bitch about Ben Barnes singing (it's the title of a current thread) but then go on for literally 600 posts about it and about other things they'd change If Only They Were Ben's Girlfriend.

It's also been noted that many of these women are middle aged, which would indicate a level of mental illness you would not ascribe to a 14 year old who was obsessed with a celebrity, especially if said 14 year old then went on to develop crushes on boys her own age

Rocco Ritchie [Did not know who he was before I saw his name thrown around on DL]

Timothee Chalamet

Henry Cavill

Richard Madden

Matt Bomer

Justin Timberlake

Ben Affleck

Colton Underwood

R16.

ATM it seems Meghan Markle's fan gurls are ever present on this site. I have plenty of members on ignore and I still see a plethora of threads about her. I must say, I find watching a car crash in slow motion entertaining, esp. when the individual(s) concerned deserve it.

R18.

Chris Murphy is hot, his wife is not.

She must have a great personality.

r12 r13 r15

I rarely hear much about Armie Hammer 0r Chalamet anymore.

R15 I still don't under why the Ben stans don't just start a discord.

R16 Henry threads don't get much traction now.

I suspect that it beyond the technological capability of most of them R23

These are middle aged women who like DL for the same reason many of our Eldergays do--it's an old and familiar format with a super simple interface and they don't have to learn how to use.

Who? x 4

R24 they also probably want BB to read the thread so he can learn the error of his ways 😆

r24.

Give some love to that sexy Chris Murphy!

Christopher!

I've commented a few times on Jon Hamm and was immediately attacked by fangurls. I just mentioned him because I thought he was hot, but immediately a whole long list of posts happened about where he was and what he was doing. So that's another name for the list.

Between the prancing pony fangurls and the Stormfront/Boris types the old DL thread topics are almost entirely verboten or will be torn to shreds.

Chris Murphy.

He looks like he has been deprived by his wife and needs a little lovin.

Add Sam Heughan to this list. If I have to see another "Gee, since my last 100 threads on him have been paywalled, here's another one!"

They're seriously mentally ill.

Agreed R32

I do feel badly for these minor celebrities with obsessed fans--unlike say a Brad Pitt, they don't have the resources to keep the crazies at bay 24/7

Chris Murphy is fucking hot!

Chris Murphy soo fucking gorgeous!

Sorry to ask, but what is the reference to the prancing pony? Something to do with the LotR cast?

Speaking of same, Lee Pace seemed to have a very sour admirer who liked him but not his then-boyfriend. I like Lee Pace myself, but don't really care who he's seeing.

I’m sure most people on dl are American but this is the most royal obsessed site I’ve been to. I enjoy the odd thread full of trashy gossip about the royals but I don’t actually like any of those people and I don’t feel personally invested in their lives. I’m not interested in Diana’s boring children and their boring wives.

But Christopher is the most gorgeous man.

Don't forget the Riz Ahmed Fan Gurl and the Anti-Riz Ahmed Troll, they are ALWAYS arguing.

Hot Chris turned the car round.

chris gives the hot fucks when he’s mad on the senate floor.

This is a thread about weird fangurl clubs. Not the Official Chris Murphy Weird Fangurl Club.

Just sayin' (though I like him too).

Threads evolve, hall monitor.

R42

thanks, mom.

There is nothing odd or fangurl about Chris Murphy! But I am enjoying the adoration of Chris Murphy. I thought I was the only one who saw how awesome and beautiful he is!

R45

That speech was aggressively hot 🔥

He can still get it, its a shame he settled on his unattractive wife. Do these dudes think they can’t get anything better?

Their relationship seems like more friends than hot passionate love…you know there has to be a DC side chick…

R46 Murphy is too fine to waste all that on one Frau, but too smart to risk everything on random bimbos. He seems like the type who has one discreet beautiful side piece (maybe an ex-girlfriend) he is fucking. I agree, he is DC right now, wearing that little whore's pussy OUT!

Christopher!!!

He is too hot to have settled on that dowdy wife, 14 years later you just know he is just inching out of that marriage!

Chris Murphy + Jake Tapper = HOT!

[quote] "Dissident Fan Gurls" -- their crush has somehow disappointed them, though they remain obsessed with him, and come to DL to say the sort of mean things they could not say on traditional fan sites or social media.

me @ that snakey bitch whore Jack Grealish tbh

HOT Christopher!

His wife is pretty ugly, makes me question his life choices…

Chris could have done so much better.

R52

He seems like he would be the type to date a petite hot girl and he ended up settling on the last one standing.

They seemed to have met in grad school, but he made her wait for the ring.

His PR team probably told him to marry her for optics, because he didn’t until he was in Congress…

R53 The problem is, the wife is neither petite or hot.

R54

Seriously out of all the girls @ UCONN he picks this one…

She must have stood by his side like a puppy waiting & waiting for him to commit.

R52

the wife is definitely more into chris than he is into her-

maybe they have an arrangement bill & hillary style.

Chris looks like a sexy beast!!!

Bet he rips apart his mistress, because you know he ain’t doing that to his fug wife.

Chris is very sexy!

Chris Murphy’s wife looks about 10 years older.

Wonder why he settled with her, because that girl ain’t even a little bit cute.

Chris actually had sex with that twice.

Elder DL'ers, Remember the Cary Leeds troll?

Yes, R60.

R59

Chris doesn’t seem to be that into the missus or the children.

Pretty sure he has a hot girlfriend on the side…

Wassup, r13?

R62

This article tells you what you need to know about Chris & his wife’s relationship. A political partner, helps to work his campaigns.

He talked about her being excited of him running for Congress, not anything related to love.

He probably won’t divorce her because that will look bad for PR, but this is definitely not a hot sexy relationship.

The Sexy Irishman ☘️

I want the Senator’s spermies inside me!

Get in line R65! From this thread there appears to be a long line of hopefuls. The sexy senator has a lot of fans!

R66

Interesting Chris Murphy waited until 35 to get married and settled on the most masculine lady.

Something about that relationship don’t fit right.

R67 Chris Murphy met his wife in law school but he didn't marry her until about a decade later? It doesn't sound like he was too sweet on her.

R68

Agree—Mr. & Mrs. Murphy’s marriage seems quite transactional.

There doesn’t seem too much chemistry between them-no pictures of them being affectionate. He even references her in instagram posts as his best bud.

Shocking because he is HOT.

There's a prolific DLer who *has* to create lots of threads about everything the Camerons/Bures say or do. I don't get it.

I'm a total Dylan O'Brien fanboy, so there's that.

R68

Chris Murphy doesn’t always wear his wedding ring, wonder what that means for a politician. Definitely not too sweet on that wife even after 14 years of marriage.

You can't mention Richard Madden without mentioning Froy.

Chris Murphy more affectionate with a Sandy Hook/Newton family victim than his own wife.

Wonder if he cheated with any of them, because he seems close to those ladies.

OP, this site is a Medical Research project. You're such an idiot.

R68

More proof Chris Murphy is not sweet on his wife. Pushing her to get his bible ready for the Senator Ceremony.

Poor guy settled hard, probably hasn’t had sex in years.

R76 Oh this is sad. Chris doesn't even look at her!

He pushes her into place and then spends the rest of his time looking at Biden and the kids. The wife looks up at Chris giving him a Billion Watt Smile and he is giving her nothing. She may as well be invisible. He won't even look at her.

R77

Chris is just not that into you, Mrs. Murphy.

Poor Girl, she must have waited years for that ring because you can tell by their body language he is barely into her!

Don’t get me started on Beau Brummell. Now that dandy could pop my breeches!!!

Froy.

R67 my snooty, mincing, femmes and underachieving former choirboy/theatre kid cousin did that. Couldn’t bring himself to come out before his mid-30s, and eventually he got so tired of finding insecure girlfriends to string along that he caved and a married his fat hideous heifer low-class Type A work manager, eventually to pop out a rather fugly baby with her. She pushes him around so much, it’s hilarious as much as it is sad. He pours pretty much all his energy into the baby and into the family dachshund, presumably to fill the void of affection left in him from his parents’ divorce and father’s disapproval and possible priest molestation years earlier. He doesn’t even play piano any more, and he was good. It’s tragic.

R81

Although don’t think Christopher is gay, but think he settled on a friend to marry, not a lover. He looks like he loves his children, but not his wife.

This Irishman seems trapped…

[Quote]Interesting Chris Murphy waited until 35 to get married and settled on the most masculine lady.

Something about that relationship don’t fit right.

R67 There's always a "story" behind a handsome man marrying an ugly woman.

As men, we KNOW there is a reason for that because men are visual creatures. We are attracted to what we see. A good looking man is not gonna marry an ugly woman without a reason for it.

I suspect he married her so he can fuck around on her and not have to worry about her causing drama or so he can suck dick. Those are the only reasons for that.

R83

How do you fuck/marry ugly when you can get top tier?

They must have an arrangement, like she gets to be wife/mother, while he has beautiful girlfriends on the side.

Chris spends weekends in CT…wonder what he is doing solo?

R84 Chris is STILL rich and handsome and could pull top tier. She was a desperate Old Maid. Of course they have an agreement - whether spoken or not, she knows the deal.

Bill Gates did the same thing with his ugly wife. This is probably more common among the rich and famous than the public knows.

R85

Chris is soo fuckable!!!

He needed a “wife,” once he became Congressman. He talked about her being his political partner. She is older than him and got pregnant a month after their wedding.

Talk about being a Transactional Wife…Playing the part.

R86 They needed each other. Her eggs were getting old and about to dry up. It is so clearly transactional. I wish I lived in Connecticut so I could vote for Chris!

The guy who killed his wife and kids.. I can't remember his name but true to DL him being hot forgave a multitude of sins.

R88 Do you mean Scott Watts?

R87

The Murphy marriage plot thickens.

Photos of the kids/career/travels on the main shelf but…

His wedding photo hidden on the 2nd bookshelf barely to be seen…Zoom in-she looks more affectionate then him once again.

Almost like he needs it to be seen for optics as a politician, but hidden enough for it not to be too visible…

R90 Can you imagine when she comes to his office and sees his pictures of her on the second shelf? But I bet she knows better than to complain (per their agreement).

And that homely red headed woman standing next to him in the tweet looks star struck! I bet she's never had a man that handsome stand so close to her and put his hand on her waist. I bet her panties are moist! LOL

R91

Damn how low the Mrs. must feel that Chris regards her as 2nd shelf worthy. He is literally hiding their wedding picture from visitors.

Is someone embarrassed of their possible sham marriage?

R91

Wonder how many DC Ladies Chris has gotten moist since getting married…

Hidden wedding picture in the office is all you need to know about this marriage…

Christopher is sexy, hot & very fuckable.

Soo Sexy Senator Chris Murphy is trapped in a transactional marriage.

Barely wore his ring in Ukraine, but will stay married to his BUTCH wife for optics….

Murphy has some wide strong shoulders. Himes while still smoking hot, not so much. I wonder if Murphy is the strongest guy in the Senate.

Chris Murphy is so handsome, tall, strong, smart and sensitive but intense. He is everything anyone could want. I could just sit across from him, look into those kind eyes and watch him talk about anything he wants. I would agree with everything. And then when I can't hold back anymore, I would tear his clothes off.

Rinse and repeat!

R97

Chris was on fire 🔥 last night on the senate floor.

Imagine that passion in bed…he definitely saves that for his girlfriend, not that wife.

It's got him too....

Interesting that a thread about odd fangurl clubs became an odd fangurl club thread.

Is that meta?

Chris is soo Connecticut JCrew Prepster…

You know how those Frat Boys are in bed…

OP, many Boomers are just like fraus, only without vaginas or husbands. I think that is why they hate them so much.

Talking of odd - what about the guy (fangurl) who's obsessed with a 1978 pop song sung by a Charlie's Angel.

Christopher Murphy-

Always running to CT to get away from the wife/kids.

[quote]Christopher Murphy-

enough about him you nutcase you've ruined this thread

R106

AWE did we ruin it for you…

Christopher looked HOT today in CT!

R106 Leave him alone. We love Christopher Murphy!

R104 Cheryl Ladd has pretty hair but she can't sing worth a damn.

She sang the original of this >

But who sang it better?

I think the Cheryl Ladd troll is Gap Playlists

R108

Amen 🙏🏼 !

Here’s some vintage Chris Murphy.

Even intensely fuckable in high school.

Seems to me one of those men who get hot with age.

R114

Senator Murphy aged like fine wine, broad strapping shoulders. Probably a linebacker in bed.

He looks like a hot protective teddy bear-Sign me up.

For a while, there was a flock of fraus obsessed with Jeremy Renner.

I remember the Gale Harold frau, talk about exhausting.

Most of the people who post in those threads aren't "fraus"

Senor Murphy looks intensely hot in his Connecticut uniform.

R109 Dionne’s hair looks like a fucking Brillo pad

Hi r104. That is my fave song of 1978.

My 2nd choice is Lynda Carter “Toto, I Get The Feeling We’re Not In Kansas Anymore”

[quote]Bill Gates did the same thing with his ugly wife. This is probably more common among the rich and famous than the public knows.

Wait, WHAAAT? You think Bill Gates is [bold]attractive? [/bold]

Bill and Melinda are equally plain looking people.

R120 I bet your ass looks like a brillo pad! HA!

R122 Try to keep up. We were talking about rich and famous men marrying ugly women. We weren't discussing the looks of the men. He has MONEY!!!

And for the record, Bill Gates is ugly AF!

[quote]Try to keep up.

Why don't YOU keep up?! You seem to think you definitely know what rich straight men think, you don't. A whole thread devolving into trying to figure out why Chris Murphy has an 'ugly' wife. Fucking hilarious!

Guess you don't realize, many attractive straight men can have low self-esteem. Same for beautiful women. Same for attractive gay men. Same for ANYONE.

A late relative of mine, who was very handsome and charming, married a very plain dull woman. They had three kids, they were married over 50 years. I observed at weddings, and other family get togethers, women were always flirting with him. A war injury caused him to have low self-esteem. If he cheated, I would've been shocked to hear it.

Rich men who are ugly [bold]will not marry an ugly poor uneducated woman, or an ugly woman who doesn't have her own career or has no personality. [bold]

The unattractive woman would not have to be as wealthy as the man, but, rest assure, a wealthy ugly man would definitely marry a woman he considers a 'trophy' [bold]before [/bold]ever considering marrying an ignorant unattractive lazy woman who doesn't work or possesses some modicum of intelligence or charm. What the fuck would be the plus be in that?!

Gates ex-wife is a computer scientist, Melinda was tutoring children in mathematics and computer programming. She's hardly a dummy. Bill and Melinda met at a NYC computer trade fair.

The funniest aspect of this discussion, a bunch of gay men, who seem to know so little about the working minds of rich white straight men, are arguing about this on DL.

DL is always thirsting after straight white men, it's getting tiresome.

Most of the guys DL thirsts over are downright repulsive, such as Tom Cotton and a host of other vile looking ReThugs.

We also have some fangirls for the Supernatural guys. They're funny, there's like little factions of fans for each of the male leads and they all argue with each other about obscure backstage drama.

R125

You think the hot senator has low-self esteem?

Or more like he just settled on an ugly woman & can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Watch that video of him and her during the swearing in ceremony, that is not a man in love with his wife.

R127, my question to you, [bold]who the fuck cares [/bold] about how or why a STRAIGHT white man settled for an unattractive woman.

You and every one else in this thread thirsting after Sen Murphy are never going to fuck him anyway.

btw, I don't even think Murphy is as "hot" as most of you are claiming, he looks damn average to me.

Do most of you even know the meaning of "hot" in respect to a person's looks?! I've worked with male and female fashion models for years, most of those people are definitely "hot".

Given the levels of projection, conjecture and wishful thinking on this thread, I'm not sure it's the Senator with the low self-esteem.

R128

Is someone jealous of that HOT Senator Chris Murphy?

Chris is on recess from congress for a week in CT, was in Ukraine last week.

This dude loves to be away from that fugly wife.

Robby Benson could beat Chris Murphy in a push-ups competition.

It's quite hilarious how DL threads spiral into bizarre arguments.

The craziest are usually about average looking famous men being considered hot and desirable, that is definitely one of the most absurd DL topics.

[Quote]Guess you don't realize, many attractive straight men can have low self-esteem.

R125 Again, try to keep up. You seemed to think somebody thought Bill Gates was attractive! BWAHAHAHAHAA! NOBODY SAID THAT! LOL

We are all talking about the ugly wife of Chris Murphy. I can assure you that US SENATOR Chris Murphy doesn't have low-self esteem. Running for political office kind of negates that idea in and of itself. LOL This man is fine and smart, talented and loved by millions of people - enough to elect him to the US House of Representatives several times and to the US Senate TWICE - so far! I'me pretty sure he knows he is adored and is not suffering from self esteem. LOL If anyone doesn't know what straight White men think, it would be you! lol Are you more jealous of Chris's success or that so many people love him and NOBODY loves you? LOL

As far has his ugly, undesirable wife is concerned, we have been through that. They have an agreement. He is not in love with here. That is abundantly clear. Does it bother you that they have an agreement?

And I don't know why you went through that meaningless diatribe. Nobody cares what is happening in your freaky family. LOL That has nothing to do with this conversation. Also who cares if you lusted after fashion models. Do you think they wanted you? Obviously not. You're not with them. Maybe you should have tried to strike an agreement with one of them! LOL

And in case you missed it, the title of this thread is: "DL's odd Fangurl clubs." If you are so bitter (and obviously leading a miserable life) that you need to criticize people for having a little fun admiring and swooning over someone then you are indeed a pathetic person. I feel sorry for you. Why don't you go find some puppy's to kill and use their fur for coats. HAHAHAHA! Seriously dude, you sound angry for no reason. Go find something else to get so angry about, cuz honey, this aint it!

Nobody cares what you think. Take your hate elsewhere! "Your approval is neither desired nor required!" 🤪😂😂 Just go away.

R134

Everything you just said.

Amen, sister 🙏🏼

I'm laughing my ass off at the direction this thread has taken. And over someone I have met over and over again through the years. Jim Himes and Chris Murphy come into my town a lot to do fundraisers, give speeches, and attend meetings. Rarely a day goes by here where you do not see one of these guys walking out and about talking to people. Also, Richard (I have never met a camera I didn't like or didn't fight to get in front of) Blumenthal. Next time I have a meeting with Chris I'll give him your regards.

[quote]Next time I have a meeting with Chris I'll give him your regards.

There are going to be a lot of very excited gurls on here

R136 I am giggling with glee! 🤪😂😂 If only all CT men were as fine as those three gentlemen, I would move there tomorrow!

R136

Oh….give the dish…

Is the Murph sexy in person?

How tall is he?

Let's take a moment to remember the Stacey Abrams troll, who has nominated her for replacement VP, the 2024 nomination, and as of today, the Supreme Court.

There will be nothing she can't do!

I’m a dan abrams troll

Chris Murphy for Supreme Court Justice!!

What's R134's problem?! You sound quite unhinged and angry, ironically, here you are accusing another person of the same. Take a nice looooong look in the mirror.

Your bitterness and anger towards a person who has a differing opinion just drips from your post. I reckon you are quite unattractive yourself, because there's no reason to get so angry about an anonymous person's post.

Posters simply disagree. There is no definitive reason for a lot of what humans choose to do, especially in their personal lives.

The "no ones cares what you think" responses as yours are the weirdest and most moronic, because you actually DO care, otherwise, WHY the hell did you respond with a fucking book?

Take you meds son!

Anyone who spends this much time on a message forum flapping their lips about straight attractive, or rich men, with ugly wives needs a fucking hobby. And a reality check.

R144

Oh lord…This is a fun place to gossip about hot men with ugly wives we want to fuck.

Take a load off!

Sexy Chris Murphy on Wednesday in CT.

He has school-age children going to school in DC & Congress recess in CT.

The wife let him leave for a week without them…all you need to know about this marriage…

He's on CNN right now and he's naked

Anderson Cooper + Christopher Murphy= HOT SEX!

He is absolutely perfect…Look what the senator did today!

As long as he is away from his ugly wife, Chris Murphy is soo happy!

R148 Anderson better not put his greasy paws on MY man!

Awaiting Christopher’s Snow Pics ❄️

Instead here is Senator Murphy on a boat …Sexy in a beanie.

Woke up to my favorite sexy Senator Christopher Murphy!!

A handful of us like Timothy Hutton.

A hundred of us like "Ordinary People," or at least Beth Jarrett.

WTF is that THING on Christ Murphy's head??

Combover, bad topper hairpiece?

DL hairdressers, please weigh in immediately!

R154

The Murph has luscious hair!!

I love the catty puns the haters occasionally invent for media whores.

"Me Again Markle"

"AOC: Always On Camera"

Jim Himes is so big and strong. Not as strong and big as Chris Hayes.

I like Jim Himes too, but Hayes? Ewwww! I hope you mean Chris Murphy!

R158

Yes 🙌 broad-shouldered, strong Chris Murphy!

You bitches are all wrong.

Prepare to be moist when you look upon...Patrick Murphy, from Pennsylvania.

Chris Murphy needs to watch this old local NYC TV ad for Diane's hair replacement salon.

"Oh Di-ANNE, this is ME!"

The HOT Senator Murphy is back at it again!!!

He literally works days and nights in Congress & then heads to CT for the weekends.

When does he ever see the family?

Or is that the point 😉

Chandler Massey

Senator Christopher Murphy looking broad and strapping in that gorgeous suit today.

Christopher Scott Murphy!

R164 That IS a gorgeous suit! But when he talks, I just watch his mouth! 😁❤️

I do notice he has nice BIG well manicured hands!

R166

Christopher has perfect lips, Oh to have those strong Irishman ☘️ hands near my body…

Beyond the endless battle over a specific lady from California, the royalty threads seem to swell up a certain number of posters like toads. You get a sense of fake ermine and ostrich plumes as they strut about, tut tutting over this fine point and that detail. Humourless. As with others, irritating in their pomposity but hilarious in their intensity.

Chris Murphy-

Our gorgeous future POTUS chairs ☘️☘️☘️

R169 He would be a great POTUS! mmmmmmmm.... I would be glued to the TV for his speeches like I never have before. The last time i cared about what a POTUS had to say was when Obama was in office.

R170

His chunky, ugly, unattractive wife would be the 1st lady, hope he hides her, tho.

R171 She's his business partner. She knows the deal. I just hope whoever he is actually fucking keeps quiet. GOP Trolls would love to catch him in some shit.

At least Chris Murphy's wife isn't a former well-used escort like our former Vairst Lady.

R172

Definitely his political business partner!!

You just know Christopher has a hot girlfriend on the side that probably lives in CT.

That’s why he runs to CT every Thursday night to do “business.” To get away from that “wife” and trapped marriage in DC.

R172

Did Chris actually have sex w/ her or are those kids adopted?

Senator Chris Murphy’s Connecticut Khaki’s are cute from the backside in motion….

Soo fucking HOT!!!!!

I wonder what Chris Murphy's balls smell like!

Scarily enough, we now have a Danny Elfman fangurl (or gurls).

R178

Bet Chris Murphy’s dick is perfection.

R180 I bet he is a good fuck too! He looks so intense... you can see the passion in his eyes. I need a cold shower!

R181

Definitely a good fuck, probably rough & sexy!

Bet the “wife” doesn’t get that version of Christopher, but the CT weekend girlfriend probably does!

These "Chris Murphy is HOT!" posts are ridiculous.

It's like fanfic.

Christopher Murphy Fanfic is HOT!

Hot Valentine Chris Murphy looking gorgeous at the Capitol today!!

R6 suffers from terribly lower expectations

Who wants to bet that all the posts about Murphy and Himes are from just one person?

R188

The MURPH & HIMES peeps are multiples…

Nope R188 A lot of us love Murphy and Himes!

[quote] The MURPH & HIMES peeps are multiples…(personalities)

There, fixed it for you.

Chris Murphy isn’t a Valentines type of man ☘️

No lover post to the Mrs. and spent the evening writing a 10 tweet thread on Ukraine.

Seems like a real hot passionate marriage…

^ The only passion he feels is for YOU. Isn't it obvious? He'll be leaving the missus any day now.

R193

Why are you soo jealous of Christopher? We all love the Senator on this thread!!!

[quote]Why are you soo jealous of Christopher? We all love the Senator on this thread!!!

Chris Murphy is great, but he's in no way "hot".

This has definitely turned into a comedy thread.

Who ever imagined Chris Murphy would be the new Julian Morris?

I remember the Anderson Cooper fangurls. Even they weren't as bad as these Murphy freaks.

R195 Senator Chris Murphy is a beautiful , charming and passionate man. Everything about him screams hot. I first became aware of him after Sandy Hook. I immediately turned up the TV so I could hear this beautiful man speak. His voice and his words matched his appearance perfectly. He is wonderful. Some guys just have that thing. He is one of those men. His only flaw is marrying that unattractive woman that is unworthy of his beauty and wholesomeness. He is the whole package. Don't be jealous.

Chris Murphy is trapped in a passionate, sexless marriage.

We must do god’s work and lift this gorgeous, hot, sexy, intelligent man up.

Hopefully Christopher’s CT girlfriend is filling the needs that his ugly, unattractive, manly “wife” cannot.

Imagine being stuck in a marriage like that for your career…

I don't think Murphy's wife is ugly at all -- average, nothing special, but nowhere near ugly.

R201

Murphy’s wife is ugly, she is definitely a 0.

Christopher Murphy + Chris Hayes!

R203 You got me to do something I haven't done in years. You got me to watch a segment of Chris Hayes' awful show. I love Chris Murphy but cannot stand Hayes. I ALWAYS skip over him in the MSNBC lineup. He is so annoying.

Connecticut is lucky to have Senator Murphy. He is one of only a handful of Senators who is constantly on the news informing citizens of what is going on. Think of all the Senators you only hear from when they're trying to push something. Then there are many no name Senators you never hear from. We get to hear from Chris Murphy at least once a week.

Found Chris Murphy’s flaw…

Besides marrying that masculine wife, he retweeted this…

Murph is a PHISH head…

I just know that I want Christopher Murphy inside me deeply!

I see him having a fat cock, but not a particularly long cock.

He is a breeder with two kids. I am sure it is more than adequate for my needs!

This thread is going in the right direction!

The Senator Chris Murphy lovers & possible haters now talking about his presumable gorgeous dick!

Good Morning!

Woke up to my favorite HOT Senator on Morning Joe!

He’s a Fug in a Rug.

I despair of DL fangurls, I really do.

R210 Imagine waking up to see his head laying on your pillow and then kissing his gorgeous pillowy lips! What a beautiful man! ❤️😍😍😍 I wonder how he likes his eggs. I bet he is a bacon guy instead of sausage. Black coffee with no cream or sugar would be my guess.

LOL... this thread is hilarious.

Lighten up, R211... it takes all kinds. Imagine if your parents hadn't gotten it on - there'd be no you.

Our Chris Murphy is soo smart, intelligent, intellectually stimulating 📚

Daddy Murph, the world traveler 🌎

When does he ever husband or dad, because he is literally away from them every chance he gets!

Or is that the point?

I can't bring myself to take this thread off Watch. Maybe it's just trolling or kidding, by one or more people, but I can't look away because of the disturbing possibility that it's real.

Because Chris Murphy has kept this thread alive, doing it for the culture…

R216 It is definitely real. I am one of the Chris admirers and I have not posted for a few days. As you can see, the thread has continued to move in my absence. He is well loved!

Christopher in street clothes & scruff!

Jealous of the old lady next to him, she got to smell the Murph close up!

Is Christopher Murphy on vacation with his wife & kids this week?

Is it one of those vacations he is obligated to attend per their marriage agreement?

Matt Bomer seems to have disappeared for awhile. He has one obsessed disgruntled fan who occasionally starts threads and shows up whenever he is mentioned.

Chris Murphy-

Soo sexy when he is SENATORING!!!

The Miles Heizer fungurl loons are pretty tiresome. A bit like the Chris Murphy insanity that has somehow popped up.

R223

Nothing insane about being a Chris Murphy fangurl. We love the Senator on this thread!

No photo-ops of Chris in CT this week on his state visit?

Me thinks Senator Murphy is on a real family vacation and doesn’t want his constituents knowing he is taking time off.

All optics with those politicians…

Try not to touch yourself....

R226

Gonna rub one out for the Chris Murphy team…

George Hahn might too…

R226 That is impossible!

I always change the channel when anything comes on concerning Ukraine, or I turn down the sound so I can look at Zelensky. LOL

This is the most I have learned about Ukraine, thanks to Daddy Chris. 😍😍😍

He educates me as he gets me off!!!

I'm still not sure who Froy is, or why he's famous (I'm assuming acting?) and have no idea what he looks like. All I know is people here sure talk about him a lot.

I'm with you R229. From what I have been able to gather after googling him and reading posts here, he is the 23 year old "alleged" fuckboy of Richard Madden who is also "allegedly" gay? I have seen no concrete evidence that either of things is true, but people here on DL swear to it. LOL

HOT Senator Christopher Murphy unclassifying us…

The Chris Murphy was just on CSPAN debating on the Senate floor.

Homeboy looked like his pasty Irish skin got sunburned from his vacation…

Let me guess that “wife” did not aloe him down…

R232

Chris Murphy looks a little worse for wear here…a week with the “wife” & kids sucked the HOTTNESS out of the poor lad.

Did Christopher Murphy have the COVIDS?

He looks like he lost weight or was that having to spend time with the “wife?”

i want to “work” for Christopher…

Happy birthday Paula Prentiss.

3/4/1938

HOT Christopher Murphy will be on FOX—

SQUAT that enemy with intelligence.

These Senators get alot of time off, but Christopher Murphy takes beautiful shots.

That also means he is leaving the “wife”/family once again…

R238 Good! He works hard and deserves some fun away from the "corporate" wife. I bet she is boring as fuck. She's a lawyer too so you know she probably reminds him of work even at home.

R239

Interested why did Christopher settle on that, corporate wife—

Like he couldn’t walk into a bar and find a cute girl he liked?

Maybe our Irishman will get lucky on St. Pats 🍀

R240 A lot of hot, classy, hard working guys don't know their worth. Also, women are bitches. Sometimes straight guys have a hard time finding a nice woman who is also hot. I suspect it could be any number of things.

I am all for the Irishman enjoying some nice hole! He deserves it. In addition to being hot, he seems like such a nice, thoughtful guy.

R241

Corporate is a good term for Chris Murphy’s transactional marriage. There is like no public picture evidence of affection with them. No sexual or romantic attraction.

The wife was never pretty or attractive, but at least she was more put together and skinnier when Chris was elected to house & Now she looks like a frumpy housewife who stopped trying and gained LBS!

Chris stopped wearing his wedding ring 2016, but its definitely back on. Wonder what the arrangement is…

What a waste that he settled on the safe, basic marriage…

R242 I think he has higher aspirations. He needs a safe basic wife to be POTUS. Of course those rules don't apply to Republicans who can apparently marry anything.

R243

You can marry the safe girl and still be in love and try for POTUS…

Maybe he tried to love her in the beginning, but his actions show no trace of it anymore.

Just a waste to be that gorgeous, smart, hot and waste it on a woman you probably should have divorced years ago.

R243

The most affection Chris Murphy will show his wife in public.

Something about a man who doesn’t put his hand on your waist.

That’s when they really want you…

That’s not much of an engagement ring that he bought her plus she looks like a man.

Nothing feminine about her, maybe Senator Murphy is attracted to the masculine type.

Christopher Murphy-

Those lips are soo fucking HOT!

R243

Um, Chris describing meeting his “wife” is not even romantic even from the beginning. Sounds like a real hot relationship, I’d be embarrassed if I was her with this comment.

But will give it to her…right place, right time. Played the gane right to get that ring and 2 kids from Christopher.

YES R247 his lips are everything. I am completely mesmerized when he speaks. All I can do is watch his mouth!

R249

Senator Chris Murphy’s lips are luscious 👄

Imagine what he could do with those things if only he was married to someone he was HOT for!

It’s a fangurl 2fer—Chris Murphy & Jake Tapper!

Murphy is a remarkably candid speaker... even when he's bullshitting he sounds like he's talking plain. Is he going to run for President and is he too white now to win the nomination?

R252 Chris is definitely not too White to win the nomination. It's funny how after America has had ONLY ONE Black POTUS (no Latinos or Asians by the way) out of 46 that anyone would even suggest that a White man can't get the nomination. Are you crazy or are you just trying to inflame the thread and give Klan Grannies an excuse to start their usual bashing of minorities?

R252

Chris Murphy is an excellent communicator. Almost feel like most people in US still don’t know who he is, but some people barely knew Obama. Murphy has to open up his private life more to connect with voters and he doesn’t always seem too engaged to do that.

See him as an amazing Secretary of State.

R252: No, that isn't what I am doing at all. It was an inelegant question (that I questioned myself after posting) but predicated on the conviction here at least that tickets must be visually diverse now just because. Optics seem to matter above all. And then there's the perennial bias against anyone from the northeast. Which is more of an explanation than you deserve for invoking that idiot phrase.

R254: actually, that's a genius idea. He sure knows his file based on his comments on Ukraine.

Still perplexed over Chris Murphy’s interview with UCONN and meeting his wife.

A friend introduced them to talk about law at a bar. Chris could have told it in a different way, but it came off quite cold in the interview. Definitely not love at first sight!

Soo he didn’t randomly meet her on his own, work from the start.

The way he talks about her, acts towards her, how transactional.

He's a WASP from Connecticut. His idea of excess emotion is a Hallmark card left on the kitchen counter.

Chris Murphy was probably obsessed with a high school/college girlfriend and then they broke his heart.

So he settled with the most basic, unattractive option possible.

R257 What's wrong with WASPS? They sure do have a lot of children. Apparently somebody finds them exciting!

From that article, seems like Chris Murphy enjoys being a father more than a husband.

Imagine suppressing love for a political career…

He's an honorable man to sacrifice love for his career.

It's sad imagining this handsome stud having to jack off in his office or in the bathroom because he doesn't wanna fuck that boring, manly thing living in his house. I bet they have separate bedrooms. For his sake, I hope so. Otherwise I'm sure he wouldn't be able to get a good night's sleep without that thing nagging him for sex.

The Question is…How is Chris Murphy even sexually attracted to that manly wife. He ACTUALLY bought that thing an engagement ring, put his peen in her 2x and has lived with her for 20 years.

God I hope he is getting some HOT, SWEATY SEX on those weekend trips to Connecticut!

Damn, Chris Murphy is one SEXY MOTHERFUCKER!

Christopher Murphy gets hotter and hotter everyday.

Soo yummy playing ping pong in a suit!

Christopher spent Friday night in CT instead of going home to the family in DC.

Here’s hoping the Senator had someone in that Hartford bed getting him off!

Want to get Senator Christopher Murphy naked.

Feel like he hasn’t had a good fuck in a while since he has to sleep next to that ugly hag.

That pudge and sexy dad bod, god let’s lust after this man!

R267 I think it is time for us to start lobbying for Chris Murphy to do an Only Fans. I bet he would make more money doing that than as a Senator. It would be a nice supplement to his income. Then maybe he could leave that ugly manly wife, or at least give her a separate residence.

R268

Completely support that thought. Read that Chris has 2 mortgages, Law School Loans and only makes $173,000/yr in the Senate. Only Fans would loosen the financial stress for the Senator!

Plus, let’s 100% lobby to get that ugly manly wife out of Christopher’s houses…

Happy Almost St. Patrick’s Day to our HOT Irishman, Senator Christopher Scott Murphy 🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️

Senator Chris Murphy at the Ireland Funds Dinner last night!

Did he ride solo?

Or was he too embarrassed to take photos with that manly wife?

Gee hon, maybe you shout tweet your favorite Irishman a pic of your little puckered shamrock this St. Patrick's Day?

That guy with him, Peter Kyle is a nice looking Daddy! Woof!

Love a man that drinks Whiskey 🥃

Our Irish King Senator Christopher Murphy definitely doesn’t disappoint…except for that choice of a wife.

☘️🍀☘️🍀

Daddy Christopher Murphy!!!

He left DC quickly last night, didn’t even celebrate St. Patrick’s Day night w/ the wife and she is also Irish. Cold 🥶

Look at that HOT pudge.

Would lick that and the Senator’s shamrock ☘️

R276 He really needs to keep his cap on his water when he is not drinking. I don't want one of those trolls to cough and give my baby The Covid!

Get the mimosas ready 🥂

Daddy Chris Murphy on the Sunday Shows!

He's emerged as quite substantive and passionate and sensibly progressive in his views. I honestly think he's presidential material.

Of course you all better start getting use to who's going to be First Lady. Given your passions, I'd suggest you start now on a just-in-case basis.

R280

Manly needs a gay friend to make her over if she is going to play the “wife” part.

The Clooney Fan Club on DL is perplexing.

Why is a Gay Forum so enchanted by and defensive of that creep?

R282 I never understood the Clooney fascination. At 5'11 he's average to short for a superstar. His body is pretty basic. His face is basic. Even his voice is indistinguishable from any basic actor. He has always had a nice head of hair - but it greyed prematurely and he didn't die it, so he looked older than he is for years. There is just nothing extraordinary about him. There is no reason to bite your knuckle when you see him. He doesn't even seem to have much of a personality. I mean he's ok, but for a movie star or a sex symbol, he is lacking.

I'm sure manly will get a gay stylist if Chris makes it to the White House. The days of Barbara Bush grabbing something off the rack at Lane Bryant and doing your own hair are over.

Barbara's look is not expected for a resurgence anytime soon.

PAPI MURPHY!!!!

SOOO Sexy on a Sunday 🙏🏼

R285 Zaddy Murphy looked good this AM! Cute socks! 😁

I loathe FUCK TODD!

Question-

Does Daddy Murph have a bald spot?

Papa Murphy does like to talk about his family at these hearings.

He does have a heard time articulating anything related to his wife…

Thank goodness Chris Murphy is not on the Judiciary Committee. Today has been a total circus. 🎪

Here for the Chris Murphy + Cory Booker bromance.

R290 I love Daddy Cory! What a passionate speech!

What's with that zombie behind him? Cory must have some hot studs on his staff. He needs to have them sitting behind him when he appears on TV.

Booker, Murphy & Schatz are bromancing in the Senate.

Is Cory really gay?

Or can’t a hot 50 year old just be single?

R292

Pretty boys unite! That's a porn movie I would love to see.

I don't think Cory is gay but I bet the men he sleeps with are.

Lou Christie

Do we think Chris Murphy is a freak in the bedroom???

(with his probable girlfriend, cause we know he don’t fuck manly anymore.)

R295! He is definitely a freak in the bedroom. The look in his eyes in that picture makes me wanna take off my pants. He is so intimidating. He looks like he is undressing me with his eyes.

I see why Manly wants him, but he definitely isn't doing anything with her anymore. She stays quiet because she got the better end of the deal. Where else would she have found a handsome powerful and passionate man like Chris to give her a second look, much less marry her, giver her two kids and bragging rights for being this stud's wife!

R296

Chris looks soo fucking hot in that picture, bet he is soo sexy when he gets pissed. 100% no more interaction w/ MANLY anymore!!!!

That whole relationship is actually soo odd. He doesn’t act like he even likes her in interviews. Can understand if he married an ugly woman and talked about how awesome she was, but doesn’t do that. In videos, doesn’t show any love or affection.

Maybe in the beginning he figured he would settle down with the last manly standing, but think it has weathered the course.

If he doesn’t run for president & those kids are out of the house, Chris Murphy might be BACHELOR #1 in Connecticut!!!

If Chris had a good wife, she would buy him some moisturizer and SPF. Look at our guy’s skin, MANLY fails once again.

And Christopher looks like he is ready to take off that wedding ring…

Our CHRISTOPHER MURPHY!!!!

Christopher Murphy is soo fucking hot when he is doing his job!

Lord what one would to do with that man….

Scared for Christopher Murphy’s election in 2024, think he is a Senate lifer???

Senator Christopher Murphy meets the future Justice!

He is soo SEXY when he is senatoring!!!

Ugh, could do without Chris Murphy talking about his kids and in-laws. Like who the fuck cares.

Noticed he does use his family on the Senate floor when convenient for him.

Nice message though to the Trans Youth.

Who’s Christopher Murphy fucking this week back in Connecticut?

Chris Murphy married & procreated with a DYKE.

Is he for reals straight or does he likes those TRANS girls?

Oh….Chris Murphy has his wedding ring off….

Why isn’t Chris Murphy wearing his wedding ring?

Is Chris Murphy disrespecting Manly?

How will the Russian Whores know he is a married man?

You Chris Murphy Obsessives really NEED to start your own thread.

Chris Murphy is only passably OK looking.

Daddy Chris Murphy is home, looking refreshingly HOT 🔥

SENATOR CHRISTOPHER MURPHY is POZ 😭

Are Chris Murphy & Manly having some problems?

He still hasn’t put his wedding ring back on since his overseas trip!

Lucie Arnaz aficionados

Chris lost more weight from the COVID.

Miss hot teddy bear Chris Murphy 🧸

Chris Murphy—

The wedding ring is still missing…

Sooo proud of our HOT Chris Murphy!!!

Oh…Chris Murphy is still missing that wedding band since April!!!

Chris Murphy’s wedding band missing for 5 months!

Prob find it again when he starts campaigning for Senate Term 3.

What happened to this thread?

The Chris Murphy troll, r320.

R321

The Chris Murphy LOVER ❤️

Senator Chris Murphy has a trans kid, a special needs kid.

And wife he doesn’t love, won’t look at or touch.

Be careful what you wish for.

The DLer who's completely obsessed by hatred for Kevin Sessums I find really weird. Sessums, as far as I can tell, is pretty far down the ladder of journalist/writer celebrity, so the cause of the hatred must be personal, but that's never divulged. Sort of the opposite of a fan club.

☘️Happy St. Patrick’s Day to Senator Chris Murphy ☘️

Chris Murphy fangirl: what's the closest distance the restraining order allows you to be from the Senator? 500 feet, 500 yards, 500 miles?

R326

Hi! Did you miss me & Chris ☘️

Dan Levy is leaving Twitter thread

The threes company zoo opening thread troll

Senator Chris Murphy’s 50th is coming up soon…

Chris Murphy put his wedding ring back on after a year not wearing it. Manly probably forced him to act like a married man again.