Jack Grealish, parte the Seventhe: prodigal at the Park ⚽️
Well, tonight’s the night Jack comes home to the Villa, if only for one night. How will he be received by the team he once captained?
If he loses, we hope he does the decent sporting thing, and present hole to the new and current Villa Skipper, Tyrone Mings...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 65 | December 21, 2021 7:31 PM
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Aston Villa Football Club released a very sweet and polite statement welcoming Jack back for tonight...which predictably has divided the fanbase into those who think that was a classy move, and those who think it’s a show of weakness and servility.
It’s all just chat and fuss—Jack still has a niggling injury and clearly doesn’t want to play, so he’ll probably sit this game out, anyway. Maybe he’ll pass 90 minutes on the sidelines having a cheeky sexting sesh, with his Liverpool FC boyfriend Hendo, or with some model girl off Insta (who isn’t his actual fiancée, a model girl off Insta).
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 1 | December 1, 2021 6:55 PM
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He only came on for the last five minutes and extra time! Baldiola probably wanted to keep him back all game as a looming uncertain threat, then shove him on at the 11th Hour just to test his loyalty.
But regardless of Jack’s inefficacy and the brevity of his appearance, the boos and hisses lobbed down at him from the home stands were resounding. ‘Villa ‘Til I Die’ from every corner, each time he came near the ball. He tried to play it off at the whistle making a cute little round of pitch to applaud everyone, but that had to have rattled him. This was the crowd that backed him and uplifted him and championed him for some eighteen years as a player and several years as a senior pro—now they don’t want any of him.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 2 | December 1, 2021 9:55 PM
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btw even though her highlights do not work Jack’s gf Sasha is still a 9 and as a lesbian I’d do a lot of degrading stuff to get with a girl that hot
so if i can’t shag her then i hope she cheats on Jack with another hot girl WAG friend on hers and they spend all his money together behind his back
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 3 | December 1, 2021 9:58 PM
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poor tired sad bored Jack forced by Pep’s team to sit down and analyse his own performance post-match with a report
when actually he just wants to go straight to a hotel for a comforting cuddle and a reassuring deep dicking from his lover Jordan
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 4 | December 1, 2021 10:49 PM
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[quote] This was the crowd that backed him and uplifted him and championed him for some eighteen years as a player and several years as a senior pro—now they don’t want any of him.
Yes, because he ditched his boyhood club just to impress the chinless waistcoated twat.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 2, 2021 2:09 AM
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R5 ah, so you’re a Villan? How did you take the match last night (if you watched it)? I’m curious to hear the views of longtime fans.
It was a very nervy and scrappy clash, imo, and I’m not a fan of either side saying that (West Brom & LFC, for me). Captain Mings looked agitated, Gerrard seemed anxious (he was biting his nails to the quick on the sidelines), and there was a lot of going to the ground with injuries from both teams.
Still, I felt that Villa did well to keep possession, hold City back, and even nick a goal. Pep’s side play boring sniper-style football, but they are difficult to keep away from the net once they find their rhythm, so for a disorganised and frankly still-burgeoning Villa side under new management to accomplish that is big.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 2, 2021 1:29 PM
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I didn’t watch it because I’m in the US and I think it was on Amazon UK? But the final result could have been a lot worse.
Things seem to be going well for Gerrard but I’m still mad about Dean Smith getting sacked, I thought he deserved more time.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 3, 2021 12:23 AM
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R7 yes, the result was definitely respectable and you should feel proud of your lads!
Being an LFC fan it obviously pains me a bit to talk about Gerrard doing well for other teams, but I genuinely do hope and believe that he will do wonders for the Villa. He’s got such an immense football brain, youse can only benefit.
That said, regarding Dean, I agree that it was ignoble the way the board let him go so soon and so suddenly. He had a vision that the club were backing, and it was clearly working albeit slowly. And he had so much love for the club, it poured out of him. So I was sorry to see him go, as I was sorry to see John Terry go.
But, “that’s football”, and “we move”, as Gerrard would say..
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 3, 2021 11:44 PM
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sorry but why is Jack so sexually obsessed with nice lads who play in midfield?
no strapping angry defenders or pretty strikers for this boy. he just wants a big strong solid man from the middle
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 9 | December 3, 2021 11:47 PM
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'Grealish' is name invented by Charles Dickens.
'Grealish' evokes smoothness, gristle, deliciousness and easy bowel movements.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 3, 2021 11:51 PM
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Jack’s hole is often very grealish (from overuse mainly🤕)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 11 | December 4, 2021 1:14 AM
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I wonder how Jack keeps his horniness under control when he's playing?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 4, 2021 5:35 PM
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This guy looks like a weed dealer I used to know.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 4, 2021 5:50 PM
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R12 honestly it seems like a struggle for him much of the time, and no wonder, considering his libido is about ten times more powerful than his brain.
Like, knowing if his kit is meant to be off or on at any given moment. Or if semis are acceptable when dressed in thin bottom layers on a pitch surrounded by cameras. Or whether it would be ok to come on to an opposition player in the tunnel. Or if he can get away with fitting a groupie shag in between showering and getting a car home. Taxing for a small sex-addled mind.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | December 4, 2021 5:51 PM
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R13 your old dealer must be the smart upgrade.
Our Jack is not be intelligent enough to run a business operation even semi-successfully by himself, nor is he discreet enough to move illegal product and stay under the radar of police. Bimbos buy drugs and party, they don’t supply.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 4, 2021 6:01 PM
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people who give declan rice stick about switching national team allegiance but don’t do the same to jack
i just wanna talk
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | December 4, 2021 10:51 PM
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R16, Jack probably gets slack because he lets the needs of his dick guide his decision making so he's not coming from a place of lack of patriotism, just his horniness makes him shallow like that.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 5, 2021 12:25 PM
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R17 true. The current English national mens’ team are generally hotter and sluttier as a group than the current Irish one, so Jack probably figured he had a better shot at keeping his arse full and satisfied playing here in Blighty.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 18 | December 5, 2021 3:30 PM
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Wonder if Jack feels nostalgic for Eire on the occasional nights he nicks Declan off Mason & Chilly for a ride? Maybe even throwing in a few Gaelic words in with the moans and grunts and swears.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 19 | December 5, 2021 4:07 PM
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@R18 I love how that bitch Trent’s retaliation to Jack stealing his beloved Captain Hendo is to snag Tyrone Mings for himself👹
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 5, 2021 5:59 PM
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R19, Jack looking like the saucy minx with one leg sleeve rolled up in that pic there. Perpetually thirsty, always horny is our Jack.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 6, 2021 11:49 AM
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R21 no doubt about that😏I daresay Jack is so needy and easy all the time that we could fairly call him a saucepot🍵
Of course, the skin in that pic was a bit of wasted effort on Deccers, who already knows without a demonstration what Jack’s like and how much copious physical attention he needs to function. And whose cock already belongs to Chilly & Mase.
Still, extra slut practise makes perfect..
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 22 | December 6, 2021 1:54 PM
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Hearing whispers that his agent is talking to Chelsea..
Well, that’s hardly an apt move. He simply wouldn’t fit well. Perhaps if he were smarter....from another sort of family...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 23 | December 6, 2021 3:51 PM
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She’s after Scott Carson’s cock now. Honestly insatiable, like a bitch on heat.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 24 | December 6, 2021 9:26 PM
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The #1 sexy Christmas wish/fantasy for all British women polled is a night of fucking with Jack💀💀💀💀💀
Ladies there are so many other footballers who are way more fit and won’t give you the clap while they’re at it! Love yourselves more huns!!!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 25 | December 7, 2021 6:21 PM
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Imagine selling your soul for Champions’ League glory, then spending four months disappearing on-pitch and wasting your game minutes, and scoring but once in fifteen appearances, culminating in a preventable loss to RB Leipzig of all people in an apathetic showing during the final seconds of the group stages?
Are you not em-ba-razzed, Jack?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 26 | December 7, 2021 9:27 PM
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🚨 🚨 🚨 the headband is gone!!!! 🚨 🚨 🚨
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 27 | December 8, 2021 10:54 PM
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....but sadly the City street uniform is not😞
(also the facial trim makes him look like a pirate)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | December 8, 2021 10:58 PM
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Sasha now wants a baby more than she wants to be a model huh? She’s worked it out at last then😏
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 29 | December 9, 2021 12:42 AM
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Run Jack run. Run away from Sasha. You're not monogamous and though you probably would be great with kids, but not with a mom looking for 18 years of child support checks to keep her in a WAG lifestyle.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 9, 2021 12:48 AM
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Tbf R30 he can afford it so long as he stays above League 2, plus no-one realistically expects any footballer father/DH to stay faithful or be Dad Of The Year. He’ll be fine—not worldbeating, but fine.
In a way, they’re a good solid match. ‘Grifty and determined but obedient stalwart WAG from the block’ x ‘whorish stupid local man made good who needs a minder and a pragmatic firm hand’ Couple. She’s putting in the PR hours, he’s fucking about, the maid/Nanny/cook/tutor are doing all the domestic labour (and Jack sometimes, probably). What could go wrong?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 9, 2021 12:57 AM
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[quote] “When they get the ball close to the box, my friend, you decide whatever you want. That's why you are Jack Grealish and not another player.”
Nah, Pep. He’s Jack because he fucks like a rabbit on speed. Any football Jack plays is just breaking up the day between shag sessions.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 32 | December 9, 2021 2:03 PM
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Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 33 | December 9, 2021 6:51 PM
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City’s Insta sexually exploiting his legs for clicks as well. We love to see it!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 34 | December 10, 2021 11:10 AM
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Jack Grealish is the 21st century male version of Betty Grable!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 10, 2021 11:31 AM
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Funny how ably and easily Matty Cash has replaced Jack as the totty at Villa Park. Look at those thighs!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | December 10, 2021 12:16 PM
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In the aftermath of his female troubles, Jack now faces a tough decision over who to back between his old boyhood club & mates under Gerrard/Mings leaderships vs. his lover Hendo’s club, when Villa & LFC clash tomorrow afternoon. Tense!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 37 | December 11, 2021 12:13 AM
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He needs a tat on his ass: E A T M E
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 11, 2021 1:15 AM
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R38 and desecrate such loveliness?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 39 | December 11, 2021 10:01 PM
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Pep having a cheeky touch of the goodies, I see 🍑
Might as well, Jack’s not good for much else at the moment, is he?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 40 | December 11, 2021 10:44 PM
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Not very swag of C*ty to nick a goal off Wolves in injury time. At least play like you care boys, Wolves are a good side who deserved a good game.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | December 12, 2021 11:25 AM
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Villa have fallen apart without him.
Sexy big dog Mings is having to slap his own lads around mid-game just to get them in basic formation and keep their shape, and to stop them catfighting.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 42 | December 13, 2021 1:38 PM
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The way Jack is sucking up to Raheem Sterling now that his place in the XI is under threat...disgusting.
It’s one thing licking arse because you like it and you’re a whore; it’s another to do it just to hang on to undeserved privileges.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 43 | December 13, 2021 8:40 PM
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I would say that Foden is the genius ninja Scholesy to Grealish’s showpony Becks, except for the fact that unlike Jack, Becks did actually work his socks off, stick goals in reliably, and made for an underrated all-rounder. Jack is lazy, only good on the left, and can’t seem to deliver finishes at Prem level. So it’s not the most apt comparison.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 44 | December 14, 2021 12:20 PM
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Move aside Emily, it’s Sash in Paree!
She’s like a plain soggy rice cake, isn’t she? I want to feel bad for her, and root for her girl power her to way to the top. But I just can’t with stunts like this going on.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 45 | December 14, 2021 4:34 PM
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Well, guess the blind squirrel found her nut...uh I mean net 🥅
Well done Jack sweetheart💫
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 46 | December 14, 2021 10:23 PM
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R23 - who's that handsome guy with the black curly hair and big eyebrows?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 15, 2021 12:10 AM
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R4£ that gorgeous young man sat next to Chilly would be Kepa Arrizabalaga, current starter goalkeeper for Chelsea.
He is notorious for his refusal in the 2019 Carabao Cup final to come off the pitch for a substitution when bid. Quite unsportsmanlike conduct, not to mention futile considering Chelsea lost that final (to Manchester City) on penalties anyway. How Kepa clung on to his place in the team after that little stunt, I still don’t know.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 48 | December 15, 2021 12:26 AM
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Cringe how it’s so obvious that Kevin de Bruyne doesn’t even want to touch Jack. He doesn’t want any Hep or HPV in that godlike body!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 49 | December 15, 2021 1:12 AM
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R48 - oooh, thanks for the info, I'll put him on my "list".
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 15, 2021 3:14 PM
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Little toerag has actually got the temerity to rib Bernardo for being “a tap-in merchant”.
At least he puts the ball in the bloody net more than once in a Sky-blue moon, Jack!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 51 | December 16, 2021 10:04 PM
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Imagine this bitch’s power if she hadn’t gone C*ty
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 52 | December 17, 2021 12:11 AM
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Jack is a horny slut and I love it. He shows his endless sex drive. But Hendo, he is alfa, I can imagine being in bed doing whatever and however he wants me to do. One of those guys.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 17, 2021 1:47 AM
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[quote] Hendo, he is alfa
Yes he is!
The best thing about Hendo is that he’s a *caring* Alpha. He’s clearly in charge of both his teams and he runs them with physicality, but also with a lot of affection and praise. He’s like the best Daddy figure.
And yeah, if he put on his tough Alpha voice and gave you that stare, it would be hard to stand up to....😳
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 54 | December 17, 2021 7:30 PM
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It’s the way you can see Jack’s Brummie accent without hearing it
“Ow moy Guuuuud...”
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 55 | December 17, 2021 8:01 PM
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Jack admits to NBC Sport that he’s had ‘growing pains’ after his move to City.
He looks zonkered in this interview, and his hair is a state. What is happening to our poor sweet boy?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 56 | December 17, 2021 11:15 PM
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Too much shagging, too much booze,and not enough sleep can take a fast toll on one's looks.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 18, 2021 12:37 AM
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There’s no way he’s not at least a little bit fruity.
Maybe he thought ‘Man City’ was a gay club🍸
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 58 | December 19, 2021 5:12 PM
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Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 59 | December 20, 2021 12:56 PM
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Well, it’s finally happened. Grealish has been benched indefinitely for bad behaviour, along with the other England bad boys Foden & Stonesy. Pep hasn’t made any excuses for them, either.
No word of their exact infraction, but it’s rumoured that Jack & co. were out at a clandestine VIP evening event/club in Manchester, after the Leeds game last week. Also probably something to do with Jack’s ongoing substance abuse about which we peons aren’t meant to know.
Tbf I didn’t think Jack would actually last even this long before he got dropped, for some stupid fuckboy boozehound prick tomfoolery, so he’s exceeded my expectations by at least several working weeks. Or his new PR & agent are just top-notch and have been covering his tracks since October.
The Ciry fanbase won’t protect or defend Jack over this, the way Villans always used to. He’s in for a rude awakening this week.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 60 | December 20, 2021 9:09 PM
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So were Jack, Foden and Stones doing a triple penetration scene on some girl? No wonder Sasha isn't doing too well as of late.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 21, 2021 12:03 AM
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R61 could be.
Either that, or they went to see Man City’s unofficial dominatrix...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 62 | December 21, 2021 10:34 AM
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Retraction: while John Stones was also dropped to the bench for the Newcastle game, it is understood that afterwards he did *not* join Jack Grealish and Phil Foden, nor go out anywhere else to socialise or take intoxicating substances.
The only reason the 29-year old defender did not play was because Joao Cancelo had served his suspension, recovered fitness and was due to start in the same position.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 63 | December 21, 2021 10:43 AM
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Love that Jack is seeding crumbs of his potential later-career move to MLS, so when in a few years’ time he’s inevitably loaned out to a low-mid table team then sold out of the Prem in indignity, he can point to the interviews he gave this week and show ‘proof’ that he did actually want to go to America all along (“loike wha Becks n Lampsy n Stevie G. did ini?”), so there! He’s telling us NOW so he doesn't have to tell us THEN.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 64 | December 21, 2021 7:18 PM
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Simon Jordan, that bitter garrulous middle-class Queen for some reason still employed over at TalkSPORT (he’s a failed club-owner, not a pundit or a journo or a former coach/player—why is he there?), has been aching for any glimmer of opportunity to tilt at Jack, and sure enough he was ready and waiting when the call came.
“Jack’s a moron.” “Oi! I know him. He’s a good lad!” “I don’t care if he’s a good lad or not.”
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 65 | December 21, 2021 7:31 PM
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