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Joey Lawrence is making music again

He’s hoping this becomes a hit, and according to him, the numbers are great.

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by Anonymousreply 429November 27, 2021 5:46 AM

Has no one had a word with Joey about his styling? The lack of bangs... the brows... He needs help.

by Anonymousreply 1November 5, 2021 10:04 PM

He needs help in many more ways than those, R1.

by Anonymousreply 2November 5, 2021 10:10 PM

The song is awful

by Anonymousreply 3November 5, 2021 10:16 PM

Unattractive voice; forgettable teenybopper lyrics; dated, 'boy band' sound.

by Anonymousreply 4November 5, 2021 10:17 PM

Another.

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by Anonymousreply 5November 5, 2021 10:18 PM

Debbie Gibson wants her drum machine back.

by Anonymousreply 6November 5, 2021 10:22 PM

Whoa! Nellie!

by Anonymousreply 7November 5, 2021 10:25 PM

It sounds like a demo for Jordan Knight's solo album.

by Anonymousreply 8November 5, 2021 10:32 PM

i love the new hair system. And the total lack of shame in wearing a wig after more than a decade of shaving his head. Its really astounding how many men over 40 in entertainment wear hairpieces. Once you start looking for it you see photos of them with thinning and receding hairlines in their 20s and then suddenly they have gorgeous, thick hair in their 30s/40s/50s

by Anonymousreply 9November 5, 2021 10:38 PM

He’s trying to make a living. It’s not easy when you have very little talent and you were known for your looks. He looks fine but in Hollywood there are thousand younger ones trying you make it every day.

by Anonymousreply 10November 5, 2021 10:44 PM

What's your opinion on Zac Efron's hair? A little strange in the front, no?

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by Anonymousreply 11November 5, 2021 10:46 PM

Exhibit B.

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by Anonymousreply 12November 5, 2021 10:48 PM

I’ve never seen Joey Lawrence with thinning hair. I’ve seen the shaved head, but he never appeared to be balding.

by Anonymousreply 13November 5, 2021 10:51 PM

hair like that just doesn't exist on white men in their 30s. He already hit the genetic lottery with his looks, he's not in the top 1% of natural hair thickness too. And while the agencies have specific doctors they send clients to for hair restoration, you don't end up looking like that from grafts.

by Anonymousreply 14November 5, 2021 10:51 PM

He’s declared bankruptcy and is newly-married (married for the third time). He needs to make ends meet.

R13, he admitted more than a decade that he was balding which is why he shaved his head.

by Anonymousreply 15November 5, 2021 10:53 PM

You can see it thinning in the front here.

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by Anonymousreply 16November 5, 2021 10:54 PM

[Quote] He’s declared bankruptcy and is newly-married (married for the third time). He needs to make ends meet.

And he hopes to help make ends meet via streaming music revenue?!

by Anonymousreply 17November 5, 2021 10:55 PM

He also makes Lifetime movies now

by Anonymousreply 18November 5, 2021 10:56 PM

He’s white?

by Anonymousreply 19November 5, 2021 10:57 PM

Lips done?

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by Anonymousreply 20November 5, 2021 10:57 PM

She needs to find another job. Gay porn?

by Anonymousreply 21November 5, 2021 10:58 PM

[quote] Has no one had a word with Joey about his styling? The lack of bangs... the brows... He needs help.

Hell yes. Where are his gays at? He needs their help asap. Please fashionista gays, for the love of god, lower your standards and help out a poor lost brother in need.

by Anonymousreply 22November 5, 2021 10:58 PM

The lips have definitely been pumped. Also Joey could play FTM quite convincingly.

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by Anonymousreply 23November 5, 2021 11:00 PM

I remember watching Blossom as a kid and not quite understanding yet why Joey got me all hot and bothered. Suffice to say he doesn’t do that to me now with his uncanny valley looks.

by Anonymousreply 24November 5, 2021 11:01 PM

He’s had a lot of work done

by Anonymousreply 25November 5, 2021 11:02 PM

R20 Good god - is that a dead animal on his head? WTF

by Anonymousreply 26November 5, 2021 11:02 PM

I’m sure it will go straight to the top of the charts all around the world!

by Anonymousreply 27November 5, 2021 11:04 PM

I think he wears lip gloss as well.

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by Anonymousreply 28November 5, 2021 11:07 PM

“Comments are turned off.”

LOL

by Anonymousreply 29November 5, 2021 11:07 PM

Can’t be the YouTube numbers cause it hasn’t even hit 300 views. We’re like the only ones who’ve heard it on YouTube so far.

by Anonymousreply 30November 5, 2021 11:08 PM

His post thanking his fans.

A Christmas song is next.

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by Anonymousreply 31November 5, 2021 11:10 PM

What a disaster! The wig, the song, the work done. Everything is wrong!

by Anonymousreply 32November 5, 2021 11:11 PM

Wait... Joey's "angels"... Is that a thing?

by Anonymousreply 33November 5, 2021 11:11 PM

I feel like he's 28 years old, but he's 45!!!! I'd say he looks hot, considering he keeps dying his eyebrows!!! He needs to pump the breaks with that.

by Anonymousreply 34November 5, 2021 11:11 PM

I prefer 90s Joey.

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by Anonymousreply 35November 5, 2021 11:17 PM

He was in a forgettable movie years ago - back in his primo hunky stage - where he played a cowboy of some sort. There was a scene where dressed in a wife beater (yeah I know that's not acceptable anymore but it's the descriptor you all know) his muscular body was on display and was certainly a sight to behold.

Does anyone know that movie or the role I'm referring to? From a male physique perspective, it was up there among the best.

by Anonymousreply 36November 5, 2021 11:18 PM

He was always in a wife beater back then

by Anonymousreply 37November 5, 2021 11:19 PM

[quote]I think he wears lip gloss as well.

Semen is lip gloss?

by Anonymousreply 38November 5, 2021 11:20 PM

Quite big tits.

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by Anonymousreply 39November 5, 2021 11:21 PM

R36, it’s called Horse Sense. It had a type of sequel too.

by Anonymousreply 40November 5, 2021 11:23 PM

Jumping Ship was the sequel.

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by Anonymousreply 41November 5, 2021 11:23 PM

R39 He graduated magma CUM laude from the Aaron Schock school of pec enhancements.

by Anonymousreply 42November 5, 2021 11:27 PM

I thought he was appealing as a singer in his teens (for what it was), but there are tons of singers more talented today. I like the man. It must be hard to maintain a career when you started as a child actor.

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by Anonymousreply 43November 5, 2021 11:28 PM

It hasn't been hard for Joey to maintain a career. I don't know why he people type that. It HAS been hard for him to spend responsibly. That is a separate issue.

by Anonymousreply 44November 5, 2021 11:31 PM

He would have been hot if he had aged gracefully, hair loss and all. Sadly, he took a trip to the Uncanny Valley.

by Anonymousreply 45November 6, 2021 12:46 AM

Onlyfans!

by Anonymousreply 46November 6, 2021 1:59 AM

If he thinks that shlock is going to be a hit, he is sadly mistaken. First of all the music (if you can call it that) is too loud and you can hardly hear his voice much of the time. Where did he record that garbage, in his garage?

by Anonymousreply 47November 6, 2021 2:06 AM

Regarding his unnaturally thick hair, are we talking about what we're seeing on his head or on his eyebrows?! Because those two latter seem to be an equatorial rain forest all of their own!

by Anonymousreply 48November 6, 2021 2:12 AM

What happened to his hot younger brother. The two of them were prime jackoff material in that silly sitcom they did where Joey was a mechanic.

by Anonymousreply 49November 6, 2021 8:15 AM

Is he on the downlow or what?

Why does he insist upon so much rouge?

by Anonymousreply 50November 6, 2021 10:03 AM

I saw the album in the 1.99 bin at Best Buy the other day.

by Anonymousreply 51November 6, 2021 11:58 AM

Joey would be in much better financial shape today if he had done some movies with nude scenes during the peak of his hotness in the late 1990s and early 2000s. That would have kept him in the spotlight awhile longer and earned him some cash. But Joey never showed us his bare ass, and now it's too late, so he finds himself creating lame music in a desperate bid to avoid going broke. Let this sad story be a lesson to all hot, up-and-coming male celebrities.

by Anonymousreply 52November 6, 2021 4:45 PM

I like it.

by Anonymousreply 53November 6, 2021 4:50 PM

I loved Matthew’s Mr Reptile Man in Instagram. He stopped doing it though.

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by Anonymousreply 54November 6, 2021 5:00 PM

R52 I think there is still market to his ass. I am sure of it.

by Anonymousreply 55November 6, 2021 5:03 PM

Joey has never lacked for the spotlight.

by Anonymousreply 56November 6, 2021 5:08 PM

I don't think Joey was comfortable with his ass.

by Anonymousreply 57November 6, 2021 5:09 PM

JFC, have some fucking dignity.

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by Anonymousreply 58November 6, 2021 5:39 PM

He is a hot guy, but lots of white men are generally hot anyway. People who go into arts need to get a backup degree or expertise so that when the roles don't come by, they can depend on something else to put food on the table.

by Anonymousreply 59November 6, 2021 5:51 PM

#delusional

by Anonymousreply 60November 6, 2021 5:51 PM

[quote] I don't think Joey was comfortable with his ass.

Why not?

by Anonymousreply 61November 6, 2021 5:59 PM

[Quote] Why not?

Its shape.

by Anonymousreply 62November 6, 2021 6:02 PM

What is that 💩 on top of his head? 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

by Anonymousreply 63November 6, 2021 6:10 PM

[quote] Its shape.

What doesn't he like about it? Too flat?

by Anonymousreply 64November 6, 2021 6:12 PM

He’s fine with his body. He doesn’t wanna show it to gays.

by Anonymousreply 65November 6, 2021 6:14 PM

It was the opposite. He's gotten rid of it.

by Anonymousreply 66November 6, 2021 6:14 PM

[quote]He doesn’t wanna show it to gays.

Is that it.

by Anonymousreply 67November 6, 2021 6:28 PM

The songs are OK for what they are and sound like the generic vapid shit that passes for pop music on radio today. But I don’t know that there is a place for a 44 year old in the top 40, sadly, like in olden times when Cher or Elton could still sell singles as they got older.

by Anonymousreply 68November 6, 2021 6:39 PM

In no way do they sound like what's on the radio today.

by Anonymousreply 69November 6, 2021 6:41 PM

[quote] but lots of white men are generally hot anyway

He’s white?

by Anonymousreply 70November 6, 2021 6:47 PM

He is.

by Anonymousreply 71November 6, 2021 6:49 PM

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

by Anonymousreply 72November 6, 2021 6:54 PM

I always found Matthew the hottest brother out the three, and he had a classic case of gay-face whenever he smiled.

by Anonymousreply 73November 6, 2021 6:56 PM

Most white men are hot? Please already.

by Anonymousreply 74November 6, 2021 6:57 PM

They are.

by Anonymousreply 75November 6, 2021 6:58 PM

It'll be a big hit in Ruritania

by Anonymousreply 76November 6, 2021 6:59 PM

Matthew has the face of a monkey. I don't know how that equates to gay.

Is Andrew married?

by Anonymousreply 77November 6, 2021 6:59 PM

[quote] He is

Interesting. He doesn’t look it.

by Anonymousreply 78November 6, 2021 7:00 PM

Huh.

by Anonymousreply 79November 6, 2021 7:01 PM

Joey was hot for a minute but the other brothers still are.

by Anonymousreply 80November 6, 2021 7:01 PM

Andrew is hot? Are you sure?

by Anonymousreply 81November 6, 2021 7:07 PM

Quite bit tits.

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by Anonymousreply 82November 6, 2021 7:12 PM

He must have reached full height during "Blossom". His short stature negatively affected his Leading Man possibilities.

by Anonymousreply 83November 6, 2021 7:13 PM

He's been a leading man, just in projects with no cool factor.

by Anonymousreply 84November 6, 2021 7:16 PM

Why do threads on Joey Lawrence still get replies twenty some years after the height of his fame? He’s rather pathetic now.

by Anonymousreply 85November 6, 2021 7:20 PM

Joey isn't broad, surprisingly.

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by Anonymousreply 86November 6, 2021 7:22 PM

Andrew also put out a song.

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by Anonymousreply 87November 6, 2021 7:34 PM

Acoustic Andy. He has a bit of a Tracy Chapman vibe.

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by Anonymousreply 88November 6, 2021 8:27 PM

Joey's music is Boy Band 90s pop. He's stuck in the past. His little brother is a much better musical artist.

by Anonymousreply 89November 6, 2021 8:51 PM

R52 if he'd made more money in his prime, he still would've wasted it.

Whoever bought the rights to his residuals will see a profit after 3 years

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by Anonymousreply 90November 6, 2021 10:49 PM

R75. No. They aren’t

by Anonymousreply 91November 6, 2021 11:59 PM

His best shot at making a decent living is getting an Only Fans where he jerks off.

by Anonymousreply 92November 7, 2021 12:07 AM

Or tries to get a Hallmark contract

by Anonymousreply 93November 7, 2021 12:08 AM

Again , Onlyfans if the girl needs quick cash…which apparently is the case.

by Anonymousreply 94November 7, 2021 12:12 AM

His bosoms have the power to make music!

by Anonymousreply 95November 7, 2021 12:15 AM

Wow. If Mama Cass sang Make Your Own Kind of Music to Joey Lawrence she’d request a courtesy flush in response.

by Anonymousreply 96November 7, 2021 12:20 AM

Yes, surprise, Joey Lawrence is not immune to the passage of time. I think he's still attractive, and I thank him for all the spank bank additions he and his brothers have provided over the years. I wish him success with his music.

by Anonymousreply 97November 7, 2021 12:30 AM

here is a guy if he did only fans would make millions in a day.

by Anonymousreply 98November 7, 2021 12:36 AM

Yep….I’m thinking his package is small, but so many of his back in the day fans would pay good money to see it.

by Anonymousreply 99November 7, 2021 12:38 AM

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

by Anonymousreply 100November 7, 2021 12:39 AM

r100 no but if he is hurting for money and that cash me outside girl can make 1 million in a day, he should be able to make 10 times that.

by Anonymousreply 101November 7, 2021 12:47 AM

[quote]He’s white?

What else would he be, Chinese?

by Anonymousreply 102November 7, 2021 12:48 AM

Of course the Lawrence Brothers are white. Of course this is Datalounge where "white" means Northern European only, much like the Nazis categorized it.

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by Anonymousreply 103November 7, 2021 1:06 AM

Middle brother Matthew was the lottery winner in the looks department.

by Anonymousreply 104November 7, 2021 1:12 AM

Oh no honey, this shit ain't it.

by Anonymousreply 105November 7, 2021 1:18 AM

[quote]But I don’t know that there is a place for a 44 year old in the top 40, sadly, like in olden times when Cher or Elton could still sell singles as they got older.

There is no way she's 44.

by Anonymousreply 106November 7, 2021 1:21 AM

He's 44. He's been acting since he was a little kid.

by Anonymousreply 107November 7, 2021 1:31 AM

[quote] He's been acting since he was a little kid.

Intriguing. Tell me more.

by Anonymousreply 108November 7, 2021 1:47 AM

Wow r90…he really pissed his money away! But it’s not hard to do in Hollywood. Keeping up appearances and shit. How humiliating it must’ve been for him to see this in the papers.

by Anonymousreply 109November 7, 2021 2:23 AM

Joey needed better management. His contemporary Mario Lopez received excellent advice from his team. His acting career was drying up and he was getting older, so he transitioned into hosting tv shows and made bank on Extra and now he's making bank on Access Hollywood. His managers were a bunch of geniuses.

by Anonymousreply 110November 7, 2021 2:39 AM

Completely agree. Joey has been reduced to doing Dancing With the Stars and Chippendales. At least one good thing came out of Dancing With the Stars - his brother met his future wife Cheryl Burke, a pro dancer on the show.

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by Anonymousreply 111November 7, 2021 2:42 AM

R110 good managers don't mean shit if you're an idiot. Depp's managers showed the emails where they begged him to stop spending when he accused them of blowing his fortune. Joey is an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 112November 7, 2021 2:45 AM

r112 Joey probably could've gone the same route Mario went if he had better management.

by Anonymousreply 113November 7, 2021 2:51 AM

Joey singing on Broadway.

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by Anonymousreply 114November 7, 2021 2:51 AM

R90 Wow, yes that's very sad.

by Anonymousreply 115November 7, 2021 3:36 AM

Can his brothers help him or are they broke bitches too?

by Anonymousreply 116November 7, 2021 3:39 AM

R116, I read the middle one, Matthew, has been quite judicious with his money. I also read that Joey had to move back in with his parents after his latest bankruptcy and divorce.

by Anonymousreply 117November 7, 2021 3:44 AM

[quote] His contemporary Mario Lopez received excellent advice from his team. His acting career was drying up and he was getting older, so he transitioned into hosting tv shows and made bank on Extra and now he's making bank on Access Hollywood.

It also helped that Mario showed us his ass in a shower scene in "Nip/Tuck." That kept attention focused on him. Mario openly embraced his status as a hot piece of ass. He knew what his fans wanted to see, and he wasn't afraid to give it to them. If Joey had ever bared his butt, he, too, might be hosting TV shows today.

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by Anonymousreply 118November 7, 2021 4:14 AM

[quote] They are.

Most people, regardless of race, are average looking. You have very low standards. Which is the norm for Dataloungers.

by Anonymousreply 119November 7, 2021 4:40 AM

Mario has always relied on his appearance and used it to his advantage. He’s also an ethnic Mexican so he always felt he had more to lose than Joey, most likely.

by Anonymousreply 120November 7, 2021 5:04 AM

But Joey isn't white either, according to Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 121November 7, 2021 5:07 AM

He’s off white

by Anonymousreply 122November 7, 2021 5:10 AM

[quote] He’s also an ethnic Mexican

Like Froy.

by Anonymousreply 123November 7, 2021 5:11 AM

No. Froy is the definition of a white Hispanic.

Mario was never white.

by Anonymousreply 124November 7, 2021 5:13 AM

Mario Lopez.

He may keep his hair straight now and somehow has a lighter complexion now than his youth, but he was never white.

The issue is we are at a place where we label everyone as white or black, as if there is nothing else. The world is not just white black or Asian.

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by Anonymousreply 125November 7, 2021 5:16 AM

Also, isn’t Froy half Mexican? DL always labels him Mexican but he’s only half.

by Anonymousreply 126November 7, 2021 5:17 AM

That song at the OP and the second song below are both obviously Auto-Tuned. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 127November 7, 2021 5:20 AM

[quote] Also, isn’t Froy half Mexican?

He’s half ethically Mexican then. He even promoted his specialized skin care routine for Hispanic Heritage Month.

by Anonymousreply 128November 7, 2021 5:28 AM

Interesting that Joey dropped his Italian last name and used the very WASPY “Lawrence.”

by Anonymousreply 129November 7, 2021 5:39 AM

Because Italians were not seen as the same.

by Anonymousreply 130November 7, 2021 5:39 AM

R129, his parents did that, not Joey, and they named Matthew and Andrew "Lawrence" from birth. Joey's actual last name is Mignogna.

by Anonymousreply 131November 7, 2021 5:42 AM

They tried to do that with Leonardo Dicaprio. Agents and managers told him to change his name and he refused.

by Anonymousreply 132November 7, 2021 5:43 AM

[quote]Because Italians were not seen as the same.

This was the 1980s hon, not the 1950s.

by Anonymousreply 133November 7, 2021 5:44 AM

R132 correct. Thankfully it worked out for him but they told him many casting agents will read his name and write him off right away.

by Anonymousreply 134November 7, 2021 5:46 AM

There was a rumor years ago that Joey’s dad was not the bio dad to the two brothers

by Anonymousreply 135November 7, 2021 5:47 AM

Joey's parents

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by Anonymousreply 136November 7, 2021 5:52 AM

Joey has hosted TV shows. It's weird when people barge in and say that Joey should do something he's already done.

by Anonymousreply 137November 7, 2021 10:26 AM

Quite sallow.

Not white.

by Anonymousreply 138November 7, 2021 10:40 AM

Joey should become a born again Christian (or fake it) and take advantage of the Christian personal appearance circuit. There’s money to be made. A lot of evangelical middle aged women would come out to see their teenage heartthrob witnessing for the Lord.

by Anonymousreply 139November 7, 2021 1:16 PM

[quote] There was a rumor years ago that Joey’s dad was not the bio dad to the two brothers

There are 3 of them. They look more like their father, than their mother.

by Anonymousreply 140November 7, 2021 1:23 PM

R140 false. Matthew and Andrew look quite different than Joey

by Anonymousreply 141November 7, 2021 2:10 PM

[quote] [R140] false. Matthew and Andrew look quite different than Joey

They all look like their dad.

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by Anonymousreply 142November 7, 2021 2:39 PM

R142 look at Joey’s facial features. Look at Matt’s. They don’t look alike outside of hair color. Joeys natural color is even darker.

by Anonymousreply 143November 7, 2021 3:04 PM

This will be a huge hit in 2003!

by Anonymousreply 144November 7, 2021 4:24 PM

R144 not even. This type of music was dying by 2003 lmao

by Anonymousreply 145November 7, 2021 4:27 PM

He’s about my age I think, closing in on 50. Aren’t the looped boy-band sound and teenage girl lyrics a little beyond his demo, as well as antiquated with the people who would otherwise listen to this silliness?

I suppose he has to do something. Why not try country music? Or trying out for Hallmark Channel roles? He could clearly fit into one of their many needs for 40-something dad of teenagers or second chance love interest of one of their many ‘curvy single gal looking for a second shot at love’ storylines.

by Anonymousreply 146November 7, 2021 4:34 PM

Would he play the curvy single gal, R146?

by Anonymousreply 147November 7, 2021 4:36 PM

Why would a guy who was born in PA and spent almost all his life in LA and NYC sing country music? Country fans would never ever embrace him.

by Anonymousreply 148November 7, 2021 4:37 PM

[quote] Country fans would never ever embrace him

Pulse he’s Eye-talian.

by Anonymousreply 149November 7, 2021 4:38 PM

No one even knows he’s HALF Italian. He lacks the features and uses the WASPy surname

by Anonymousreply 150November 7, 2021 4:40 PM

But isn't Gillian Welch from Boston?

by Anonymousreply 151November 7, 2021 4:47 PM

Joey isn’t going anywhere as long as he has those drawn on eyebrows that are shorter than the temples of his receding hairlines which makes him look weird.

by Anonymousreply 152November 7, 2021 4:49 PM

[quote] No one even knows he’s HALF Italian. He lacks the features

He looks very southern Italian and constantly talks about being Sicilian. I've seen him in many interviews.

by Anonymousreply 153November 7, 2021 4:51 PM

If only his eyebrows were drawn on, they could start again... They've just been too "shaped" by Joey or a blind dog groomer.

by Anonymousreply 154November 7, 2021 4:54 PM

It’s like the Biz is his captor and Joey has Stockholm syndrome.

Poor guy - he’s driven by doubt and thirst.

He’s a terrific looking guy at r142.

If he had just let himself age naturally, he probably would have been so hunky.

It seems he’s not just about maintaining his looks, but about trying to stay youthful - like his only worth in the business is tethered to his being young.

by Anonymousreply 155November 7, 2021 4:55 PM

Uh, he looks, talks, acts and dresses Italian

by Anonymousreply 156November 7, 2021 4:55 PM

He doesn’t have Italian features.

by Anonymousreply 157November 7, 2021 4:56 PM

If Joey was obsessed with staying youthful, he wouldn't be as gym obsessed as he is. To look younger, he could use a little softness.

by Anonymousreply 158November 7, 2021 4:57 PM
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by Anonymousreply 159November 7, 2021 4:59 PM

Just because you keep repeating and insisting he doesn't have Italian features doesnt mean you're right. He does.

by Anonymousreply 160November 7, 2021 5:01 PM

Yes - SHOW US YOUR CAUTIONARY TAIL!

by Anonymousreply 161November 7, 2021 5:01 PM

He doesn’t. What features of his are Italian other than his coloring?

by Anonymousreply 162November 7, 2021 5:02 PM

Which Joey are we talking about? The nose has been bobbed.

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by Anonymousreply 163November 7, 2021 5:07 PM

Other than his coloring, his accent, his Jersey Shore styling, his eyebrows, and his big fat uncut dick he doesnt read Italian AT ALL!!!

by Anonymousreply 164November 7, 2021 5:11 PM

Yes, young Joey looked Italian. Modern Joey doesn’t. He definitely went above and beyond to look as WASPy as ever.

by Anonymousreply 165November 7, 2021 5:12 PM

He doesn't look WASPy in the least. He's so anti-WASP. the could make him a villain in a wasp film should they ever make an Ant-man type film about a wasp superhero. R164 is correct even if sarcastic.

by Anonymousreply 166November 7, 2021 5:14 PM

The Jersey Shore cast are part Italian.

Deena (who also had a nose job and work done to look less ethnic)

Mike

Vinny

Paulie are the only “Italians” there.

Sammi is half Italian/half Greek

Ronnie is half Italian/ half Puerto Rican

Snooki is not Italian at all, is 100% Chilean

JWoww is half Spanish/half Irish. Not Italian.

Angelina is part Italian part Greek /half Polish.

by Anonymousreply 167November 7, 2021 5:15 PM

He doesn't look WASPy in the least. He's so anti-WASP they could make him a villain in a wasp film should they ever make an Ant-man type film about a wasp superhero. R164 is correct even if sarcastic.

by Anonymousreply 168November 7, 2021 5:15 PM

Your knowledge of the ethnicities of the cast of the "Jersey Shore" TV show is creepily impressive, but who said I was referring to any of them? I was simply referring to the stereotypical generic type that pervades the area

by Anonymousreply 169November 7, 2021 5:19 PM

He was really blessed with good looks back in the day. And his look was very unaffected.

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by Anonymousreply 170November 7, 2021 5:19 PM

He had a very Italian face there r170. Handsome. It’s a shame he felt the need to get a nose job to make his nose thinner and other shit done too.

by Anonymousreply 171November 7, 2021 5:23 PM

His toupee looks like a hat.

by Anonymousreply 172November 7, 2021 5:25 PM

Why is he wearing a blouse?

by Anonymousreply 173November 7, 2021 5:27 PM

[quote]ook at Joey’s facial features. Look at Matt’s. They don’t look alike outside of hair color. Joeys natural color is even darker.

Isn't it rare for one brother to go bald and another not?

by Anonymousreply 174November 7, 2021 5:29 PM

He did Vegas "Chippendales", now he should do "Naked Boys Singing".

by Anonymousreply 175November 7, 2021 5:30 PM

Joey Lawrence not only looks Italian but has leaned into those roots throughout his career. WASP my ass. His name on his sitcom Brotherly Love was Joey ROMAN.

by Anonymousreply 176November 7, 2021 5:31 PM

The youngest one is not as cute as his brothers.

by Anonymousreply 177November 7, 2021 5:38 PM

Matthew doesn’t look Italian at all.

by Anonymousreply 178November 7, 2021 5:40 PM

Matthew with wife Cheryl Burke.

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by Anonymousreply 179November 7, 2021 5:42 PM

Andy was hot for about five minutes.

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by Anonymousreply 180November 7, 2021 5:44 PM

Andy was cute

by Anonymousreply 181November 7, 2021 5:45 PM

I think Andy would be much more tolerable than Joey in a social situation.

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by Anonymousreply 182November 7, 2021 5:47 PM

When he auditioned for Chippendales, did Joey have to "THRUST IT!" like our gal Nomi from Showgirls? Or rub ice cubes on his perky nips to make them hard?

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by Anonymousreply 183November 7, 2021 5:48 PM

I'm not digging that hairstyle in OP's video. It's like an extreme version of a fauxhawk, which I thought kinda went out of style in the 2000-2010 time frame.

by Anonymousreply 184November 7, 2021 5:55 PM

R181 He was cute as a kid and a teen, but his face went a bit fishy later on.

by Anonymousreply 185November 7, 2021 6:07 PM

I expect he developed a thyroid issue.

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by Anonymousreply 186November 7, 2021 6:11 PM

Very different face shape. And he's not fat.

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by Anonymousreply 187November 7, 2021 6:11 PM

He looks like a Conehead in the OP's post.

by Anonymousreply 188November 7, 2021 6:12 PM

Rare to see a pic of Joey where his style is understated.

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by Anonymousreply 189November 7, 2021 6:18 PM

After he started the song by moaning, Yeah...keep it going now" I couldn't listen any more.

by Anonymousreply 190November 7, 2021 6:20 PM

He's a dumbass Trumper.

by Anonymousreply 191November 7, 2021 6:38 PM

R39 If he pushed his chest out any further, his spine would collapse.

by Anonymousreply 192November 7, 2021 7:09 PM

Unlike Datalounge, the American public doesn't parse the ethnicity of every single celebrity down to the percentage points, and then come to a conclusion about whether or not that celebrity is a) white b) able to play certain roles depending on whether or not that celebrity is or is not Anglo-Saxon, or c) must have his or her every move and mode of behavior judged by which percentage of his or her ethnicity is something other than Anglo-Saxon.

I swear some of you are stuck in 1955.

As far as America is concerned, Joey Lawrence is a white guy and if he did country music he wouldn't be considered anything other than a white guy who does country music.

by Anonymousreply 193November 7, 2021 8:25 PM

R193 false. He would be seen as a poser LA guy singing country music. He isn’t country. Never has been. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 194November 7, 2021 8:27 PM

[quote]It’s like the Biz is his captor and Joey has Stockholm syndrome.

Isn't that true of all of them?

by Anonymousreply 195November 7, 2021 8:28 PM

Sometimes I feel sorry for him because he is not

by Anonymousreply 196November 7, 2021 8:29 PM

What the hell are "Italian features?" Frank Sinatra, John Travolta, Chris Evans, Bradley Cooper, Leonardo DIcaprio, Madonna and Lady Gaga are/were Italian or mostly Italian and none of them look/looked alike.

by Anonymousreply 197November 7, 2021 8:29 PM

[quote] What the hell are "Italian features?"

Being able to reheat pasta.

by Anonymousreply 198November 7, 2021 8:31 PM

EVERYONE MENTIONED IS ONLY PART ITALIAN. PART.

If you don’t know what traditional Italian features are, that’s for you to look up and learn. R197

by Anonymousreply 199November 7, 2021 8:31 PM

What is it with DL naming half Italians or part Italians as Italians. Also in Italy, Italian Americans aren’t considered Italian because most of them have very little Italian blood.

Chris Evans is 1/4th Italian.

Gaga’s original face was very Italian.

by Anonymousreply 200November 7, 2021 8:32 PM

Why did this thread degenerate into a discussion of Joey's Italianness? His natural heat?

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by Anonymousreply 201November 7, 2021 8:35 PM

GaGa has had tons of work done.

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by Anonymousreply 202November 7, 2021 8:40 PM

Her original face

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by Anonymousreply 203November 7, 2021 8:40 PM

Has Joey been stealing roles from white actors?

by Anonymousreply 204November 7, 2021 8:56 PM

[quote] Has Joey been stealing roles from white actors?

That would be woah-k casting!

by Anonymousreply 205November 7, 2021 8:58 PM

Where the fuck are the dong pics, DL detectives?

by Anonymousreply 206November 7, 2021 9:08 PM

Frank Sinatra was 100% Italian.

by Anonymousreply 207November 7, 2021 9:36 PM

What is it with some Dlers and Italians? You never see them like this with the French, for example.

There are lots of swarthy Germans, btw.

by Anonymousreply 208November 7, 2021 9:36 PM

[quote]Also in Italy, Italian Americans aren’t considered Italian because most of them have very little Italian blood.

?????

You're very strange. And incorrect.

by Anonymousreply 209November 7, 2021 9:39 PM

[quote]the numbers are great

Where?

506 YouTube views hardly qualifies as "great numbers".

by Anonymousreply 210November 7, 2021 9:58 PM

Spotify? Apple Music?

by Anonymousreply 211November 7, 2021 10:00 PM

Joey Lawrence is one of those child stars who should've left showbiz the day he turned 18 and moved on with his life. Some of them like Danica McKellar, Josh Saviano and Lara Jill Miller saw the writing on the wall, got an education, and did very well for themselves with non-showbiz careers.

by Anonymousreply 212November 7, 2021 10:01 PM

Joey has earned millions. His problem was that he spent more than he earned.

by Anonymousreply 213November 7, 2021 10:05 PM

R205 The producers laughed so hard when he told them that his safety word was "Whoa".

Then they put the harness on him.

by Anonymousreply 214November 7, 2021 10:07 PM

[quote] [R142] look at Joey’s facial features. Look at Matt’s. They don’t look alike outside of hair color. Joeys natural color is even darker.

You can see both parents in all 3. Joey has more of his mom’s features, but he also still looks like his dad. The youngest sibling looks the most like the father, of the 3.

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by Anonymousreply 215November 7, 2021 10:58 PM

Joey and Matt have very similar eyes.

by Anonymousreply 216November 7, 2021 11:00 PM

Joey should write his autobiography, assuming he can read and write, and call it Tales of Woah.

by Anonymousreply 217November 7, 2021 11:04 PM

Does r100 have “a” mental illness that makes him believe saying “an OnlyFans” is inexcusable and he alone has the power to change the shorthand used by billions of people through his incessant, grammar Nazi nitpicking?

It’s been almost five years now since you began your crusade, hon. You still haven’t convinced the world, let alone DLers, to stop using shorthand abbreviations. Maybe it’s time to unclutch those pearls.

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by Anonymousreply 218November 7, 2021 11:06 PM

Woah Is Mi-gnogna.

by Anonymousreply 219November 7, 2021 11:08 PM

R218, it seems you have OCD of some sort and perhaps should be listed on this thread:

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by Anonymousreply 220November 7, 2021 11:10 PM

Men never make as much money in porn as women, R101.

by Anonymousreply 221November 7, 2021 11:11 PM

Men do if they're the pornographer.

by Anonymousreply 222November 7, 2021 11:13 PM

Maybe Joey and Nick Jonas should do a flip fisting video. I think he could pay off the IRS liens by doing that.

by Anonymousreply 223November 7, 2021 11:15 PM

If he really cares about feeding his family…onlyfans, gurl.

by Anonymousreply 224November 7, 2021 11:15 PM

Why has this thread received so many responses?

by Anonymousreply 225November 7, 2021 11:32 PM

Mario Lopez is so much hotter than Joey Lawrence ever was.

by Anonymousreply 226November 7, 2021 11:38 PM

I prefer Mitchell Hoog, Zack's fictional son on the Saved by the Bell reboot.

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by Anonymousreply 227November 7, 2021 11:41 PM

I don't think Mario Lopez is even handsome. Fit, sure. Handsome, no.

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by Anonymousreply 228November 7, 2021 11:41 PM

He is well fit.

by Anonymousreply 229November 7, 2021 11:44 PM

How can I arrange a three som? Their “management?”

by Anonymousreply 230November 7, 2021 11:44 PM

He is, well, fit.

by Anonymousreply 231November 7, 2021 11:44 PM

Mario is well on his way to becoming a plastic surgery disaster. Body is still lookin' great though! This is why god invented paper grocery bags.

by Anonymousreply 232November 7, 2021 11:58 PM

Is Mario Lopez a plastic surgery like Brad Pitt?

by Anonymousreply 233November 8, 2021 12:00 AM

Mario has had tons of work done

by Anonymousreply 234November 8, 2021 12:06 AM

Mario is amazing, he can keep going for hours.

by Anonymousreply 235November 8, 2021 1:55 AM

Why doesn't Joey like his ass?

by Anonymousreply 236November 8, 2021 1:57 AM

He probably just doesn’t wanna show it. He won’t do nudity. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t like it. He doesn’t wanna show it.

by Anonymousreply 237November 8, 2021 2:01 AM

R237 He only shows it for private audiences.

by Anonymousreply 238November 8, 2021 2:12 AM

This sounds like a big hit....in 1998

by Anonymousreply 239November 8, 2021 4:10 AM

Joey seems like he'd have a microdick.

by Anonymousreply 240November 8, 2021 4:14 AM

Well, R240, many years ago someone posted some gossip about Joey and said he definitely "juicing". So perhaps he does have a microdick.

by Anonymousreply 241November 8, 2021 4:38 AM

[quote] Mario Lopez. He may keep his hair straight now and somehow has a lighter complexion now than his youth, but he was never white. The issue is we are at a place where we label everyone as white or black, as if there is nothing else. The world is not just white black or Asian.

Mario Lopez's complexion is the same as it has always been. There is however a phenomenon known as tanning. Perhaps you're not familiar with it. It happens in sunshine.

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by Anonymousreply 242November 8, 2021 4:55 AM

So he’s always been non white. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 243November 8, 2021 4:57 AM

[quote] Well, [R240], many years ago someone posted some gossip about Joey and said he definitely "juicing". So perhaps he does have a microdick.

Anabolic steroids shrink your testicles, not your penis.

by Anonymousreply 244November 8, 2021 5:00 AM

[quote] So he’s always been non white.

Correct: Joey has always been.

by Anonymousreply 245November 8, 2021 5:03 AM

[quote]This sounds like a big hit....in 1998

Joey has always seemed stuck in the 90’s.

by Anonymousreply 246November 8, 2021 5:04 AM

[quote] Joey has always seemed stuck in the 90’s.

So is his bank account. $93.25 as of this morning.

by Anonymousreply 247November 8, 2021 5:05 AM

r14 thinks all men 30 yo are balding.

Are you stupid or blind?

by Anonymousreply 248November 8, 2021 5:58 AM

In OP's pic that 'hair' looks like it's there to give him height. I guess he's a midget?

by Anonymousreply 249November 8, 2021 6:56 AM

That’s a womon.

by Anonymousreply 250November 8, 2021 7:24 AM

R240 Yup. Middle brother Matthew got a double visit from the Dick Fairy, his and Joey's.

When young Andy saw it the first time, he scream and ran away.

by Anonymousreply 251November 8, 2021 12:25 PM

If that poster was talking about Zac Efron (Joey is, after all, 44), there is something going on with Efron's hair. Don't forget that he's been juicing and the increased testosterone promotes hair loss.

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by Anonymousreply 252November 8, 2021 12:59 PM

I remember watching a movie premiere on MTV and Downtown Julie Brown was covering it and interviewing people. She probably had a pre-arranged list of people she was interviewing, or something. Joey Lawrence sort of came up behind her and said hi, and you could tell he had decided he was going to get on camera, and it was not part of her plans to interview him. But she said "Hi, darlin' and gave him a little attention. This was sometime after Blossom ended. It was obvious and pathetic. But I thought, he has balls.

by Anonymousreply 253November 8, 2021 1:17 PM

*I should add, this was outside, and it was a wide frame, and you could see him coming in from the opposite direction of everyone else, like he was never supposed to be on camera.

by Anonymousreply 254November 8, 2021 1:20 PM

R252 That picture deserves a thread all it's own! What is going on with his face and hair?!

by Anonymousreply 255November 8, 2021 2:49 PM

[quote] If he thinks that shlock is going to be a hit, he is sadly mistaken. First of all the music (if you can call it that) is too loud and you can hardly hear his voice much of the time. Where did he record that garbage, in his garage?

First of all the music (if you can call it that) is too loud and you can hardly hear his voice much of the time. -Wasn’t that the point? I mean the consensus is, the voice isn’t that great, but they didn’t want an instrumental, so they had to make it just barely audible so it could be considered a vocal and credited to Miss Joey.

by Anonymousreply 256November 8, 2021 4:19 PM

The New Jack Swing era ushered in overly loud instrumentals.

by Anonymousreply 257November 8, 2021 4:36 PM

R252 No kidding - look at those glazed eyes as well.

by Anonymousreply 258November 9, 2021 4:27 AM

He should have just released his best "Whoa!" moments.

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by Anonymousreply 259November 9, 2021 5:20 AM

But is he a bad guy? Or just desperately wanting to stay relevant?

by Anonymousreply 260November 9, 2021 4:51 PM

R260 The second, I think. He's never been super famous or really rich, but he's been successful as a working actor, and I'm sure having that fade away has been hard for him.

by Anonymousreply 261November 9, 2021 11:14 PM

Wonder how he feels seeing Mayim go onto almost a half million an episode and then syndication cash with "The Big Bang Theory".

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by Anonymousreply 262November 10, 2021 11:20 AM

WHET to the actor who played the older brother? He was cute in a geeky way.

by Anonymousreply 263November 10, 2021 4:41 PM

Was Joey runner up to the title of Sexiest Man Alive?

by Anonymousreply 264November 10, 2021 4:47 PM

R262 Probably regretting that he didn't whore himself more profitably when he was young and pretty.

by Anonymousreply 265November 10, 2021 11:17 PM

Joey couldn’t pass for the brother of Blossom or Michael (I think that was the older brothers name)

by Anonymousreply 266November 10, 2021 11:19 PM

Peacock should do "Blossom, The Next Generation" Mayin should be free after Fox shitcans her cat show after the new year.

by Anonymousreply 267November 10, 2021 11:35 PM

If he'd made more money, he would've lived more lavishly. His bankruptcy docs makes it clear he's a financial idiot. His new fiancee must LOVE that dick.

by Anonymousreply 268November 10, 2021 11:38 PM

Older brother Michael Stoyanov was about 10 years older than Joey Lawrence and Mayim Bialik, who were the same age.

by Anonymousreply 269November 11, 2021 12:01 AM

Michael Stoyanov

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by Anonymousreply 270November 11, 2021 12:05 AM

Michael and Mayim looked alike. Joey didn’t.

by Anonymousreply 271November 11, 2021 12:06 AM

Plus Blossom is an ACTUAL NEUROSCIENTIST! as she annoyingly brags about while selling some kind of scam memory supplement.

Dumb old Joey just can't compete with that, he should just concede and open that Only Fans account.

by Anonymousreply 272November 11, 2021 12:08 AM

[quote] Michael and Mayim looked alike

Are they both Jewish? Wasn’t the family on the show supposed to be of Italian descent?

by Anonymousreply 273November 11, 2021 12:09 AM

Stoyanov is of Bulgarian and Ukranian descent. No idea what religion he is.

Nueroscience is overrated.

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by Anonymousreply 274November 11, 2021 12:13 AM

Or however you spell it.

by Anonymousreply 275November 11, 2021 12:13 AM

Joey's persona is not sexual.

by Anonymousreply 276November 11, 2021 12:16 AM

[quote]Does [R100] have “a” mental illness that makes him believe saying “an OnlyFans” is inexcusable and he alone has the power to change the shorthand used by billions of people through his incessant, grammar Nazi nitpicking?

He probably gets mad if people say "a Cadillac" rather than "a Cadillac automobile."

by Anonymousreply 277November 11, 2021 12:21 AM

Lawrence could and should be doing fine, but his idiotic level of expenditure on luxurious rented houses, leased Bentleys, etc etc, and of course multiple divorces, would sink all but the wealthiest of actors.

by Anonymousreply 278November 11, 2021 12:32 AM

R278 Ironically, Joey does not seem to know when to say "Whoa".

by Anonymousreply 279November 11, 2021 12:38 AM

The SHADE

[quote] For me, the main message from the bankruptcy of Lawrence and Yawn-Nelson is that you should ask for help with your debt before things get as bad as they did for the couple. Very rarely does someone amass $355,517 in debt, including $132,000 in credit card bills, in one day; rather, the debt normally builds up over time. Well before the bankruptcy, the couple had to know that they’d need to make a drastic move to clean up their finances. By taking action early, perhaps you can steer clear of a serious “Whoa!” moment regarding your finances.

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by Anonymousreply 280November 11, 2021 12:43 AM

OkaaaaYyyy, r270, that didn’t end well….

by Anonymousreply 281November 11, 2021 12:51 AM

Really? He reminds me of Joey. I think the term is "prawn."

by Anonymousreply 282November 11, 2021 12:54 AM

R280 Trying to live that 1%er Hollywood lifestyle with nothing like the kind of income required to support it. Some weird LA version of 'fake it till you make it'.

by Anonymousreply 283November 11, 2021 12:56 AM

A lot of people can’t handle their finances properly. A lot. My brother is a perfect example. He’s in his 50s, has always been single, no children, salary over $100,000 and deep in debt.

by Anonymousreply 284November 11, 2021 1:00 AM

It's a lesser version of Johnny Depp, who earns like a millionaire but lives like he's a billionaire.

by Anonymousreply 285November 11, 2021 1:00 AM

R285 exactly

by Anonymousreply 286November 11, 2021 1:03 AM

Joey just needs to set his pride aside and find a nice sugar daddy.

by Anonymousreply 287November 11, 2021 1:05 AM

Oh, great! I'll have to miss this.

by Anonymousreply 288November 11, 2021 2:58 AM

I liked the hot daddy Ted Wass, who was hot in Soap, too.

by Anonymousreply 289November 11, 2021 5:02 AM

Hard to believe that, working in the TV industry, he couldn't pay off 300K in debt. He had a TV series.

by Anonymousreply 290November 11, 2021 2:30 PM

Leased Bentleys and multimillion dollar mansions? That should do it. On top of that, paying your agents and publicists too? I guess that if he lived in a more modest house and neighborhood, the hoi polloi would be bugging him all the time. But still…

by Anonymousreply 291November 11, 2021 3:09 PM

Has he always rented? He wasn't married long to the first wife, was he?

by Anonymousreply 292November 11, 2021 3:25 PM

Who would be bugging the Lawrences apart from middle aged women? Joey looks too gay for most gay men.

by Anonymousreply 293November 11, 2021 3:26 PM

He just released a Christmas song

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by Anonymousreply 294November 12, 2021 2:45 PM

The font size of his name looks like they consider 'Joey Lawrence' more of a sales liability than a benefit.

by Anonymousreply 295November 12, 2021 2:49 PM

Sounds like when David Silver was trying to be a singer on 90210.

by Anonymousreply 296November 12, 2021 3:45 PM

[quote] Sounds like when David Silver was trying to be a singer on 90210.

Oh wow he sang and rapped? Quite talented.

by Anonymousreply 297November 12, 2021 3:57 PM

Good Lord, A month on Onlyfans would both clean up his debt and leave him with some nice pocket change.

by Anonymousreply 298November 13, 2021 5:06 AM

R296 Or Jeremy Jordan. Maybe he and Joey can do a duet.

by Anonymousreply 299November 13, 2021 5:11 AM

^ There's No Place Like Hole for the Holidays

by Anonymousreply 300November 13, 2021 5:24 AM

I do wonder if Joey had a casting couch experience for "Blossom". Probably not, he was already known as a performer from "Gimme a Break". Then again, "Blossom", "rosebud", hmm ...

by Anonymousreply 301November 13, 2021 5:28 AM

R270, Michael has a nice body, but that face is HIT.

I haven't seen him in years, but according to IMDb, he's been steadily acting and writing for years.

by Anonymousreply 302November 13, 2021 5:36 AM

Reduced ass.

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by Anonymousreply 303November 13, 2021 5:37 AM

If Joey had been smart with his money he could've been set for life, but he would've had to live a middle-class lifestyle. He wanted to live the lifestyle of a millionaire and he just didn't have the finances for it. Stupid.

by Anonymousreply 304November 13, 2021 5:41 AM

I actually just decided to listen to the song.

It sounds like summer 2006. In the worst way.

The intro sounds like the producer has no idea how to use a snare breakdown.

by Anonymousreply 305November 13, 2021 5:47 AM

I’m not going to lie I love “Nothin’ My Love Can’t Fix” though. I’m a sucker for anything new jack swing pop.

by Anonymousreply 306November 13, 2021 5:49 AM

Yeah, between Gimme A Break!, Blossom, Brotherly Love and Melissa & Joey, he was set for life.

by Anonymousreply 307November 13, 2021 2:06 PM

He seems sweet but dumb. That can be a nice combination but not with money involved.

I know a few former child actors and singers. Their parents project so much onto them and impart no “real life” skills. These kids become tremendously screwed up adults, as we’ve seen.

by Anonymousreply 308November 13, 2021 2:18 PM

No one sweet marries as many times as he has.

by Anonymousreply 309November 13, 2021 4:23 PM

R309 So, twice?

by Anonymousreply 310November 13, 2021 6:29 PM

He's on his third, hon.

by Anonymousreply 311November 13, 2021 6:32 PM

[quote] So, twice?

Thrice!

by Anonymousreply 312November 13, 2021 6:32 PM

Clearly, Joey isn't getting enough prostate stimulation in his marriages.

by Anonymousreply 313November 13, 2021 7:44 PM

I well believe he gets "the back, sac and crack" wax, though.

by Anonymousreply 314November 13, 2021 7:48 PM

One of his angels should suggest to Joey that he do an album of Eighties Classics. Wouldn't you like Joey to be your private dancer, dancer for money?

by Anonymousreply 315November 13, 2021 8:01 PM

R314 He likes to keep himself presentable, should there be a casting call.

by Anonymousreply 316November 13, 2021 9:20 PM

R314. If that’s a thing for him, I hear it’s painful and I’d gladly hold his hand (cock) as it’s being done.

by Anonymousreply 317November 13, 2021 10:49 PM

It's not that painful.

by Anonymousreply 318November 13, 2021 10:55 PM

At this point, I think he’d welcome any attention.

by Anonymousreply 319November 13, 2021 11:01 PM

As far as I know, performers don't pay agents.

by Anonymousreply 320November 14, 2021 12:43 AM

The brothers probably get it done together, like a bonding thing.

by Anonymousreply 321November 14, 2021 2:14 AM

His brothers and him have been able to pass.

by Anonymousreply 322November 14, 2021 2:16 AM

R322 Pass?

by Anonymousreply 323November 14, 2021 2:17 AM

Pass a football?

by Anonymousreply 324November 14, 2021 2:23 AM

Pass remarkable?

by Anonymousreply 325November 14, 2021 2:24 AM

If Joey had indulged the homosex, I'm sure there would have been rumors by now. That said, he is one impeccably plucked and waxed straight guy that wears pastels well!

by Anonymousreply 326November 14, 2021 3:04 AM

[quote] He wasn't married long to the first wife, was he?

The firs wife said something like being married to Joey wasn't what she expected which fueled gay rumors on DL.

by Anonymousreply 327November 14, 2021 3:15 AM

[quote]I well believe he gets "the back, sac and crack" wax, though.

Why would he have to wax his back he has about three chest hairs.

by Anonymousreply 328November 14, 2021 12:16 PM

He’s done too much to himself to the point where he is artificial looking. Like Jude Law in A.I. Androidal.

by Anonymousreply 329November 14, 2021 7:55 PM

330 posts... Joey is truly a DL fave.

by Anonymousreply 330November 14, 2021 9:12 PM

I'm throwing him a few bucks. If he goes to the casino, not my fault

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by Anonymousreply 331November 16, 2021 11:29 PM

[quote] He’s trying to make a living.

I believe Walmart is hiring.

by Anonymousreply 332November 16, 2021 11:33 PM

Damn... They couldn't have given the older brother a flattering haircut and shave?

by Anonymousreply 333November 16, 2021 11:34 PM

Serving Gigolo Joe.

by Anonymousreply 334November 16, 2021 11:34 PM

[quote] 330 posts... Joey is truly a DL fave.

Oh honey, no. We just like low-hanging fruit.

by Anonymousreply 335November 16, 2021 11:34 PM

The IRS will be waiting outside the studio.

by Anonymousreply 336November 16, 2021 11:38 PM

Blossom in that photo has a huge shit eating smile like "I'm the only one working!

by Anonymousreply 337November 17, 2021 12:30 AM

R335 It does hang rather low.

by Anonymousreply 338November 17, 2021 12:30 AM

R337 - I am shocked, SHOCKED, that "Call Me Fat:" got a second season. Who the fuck is watching that?

by Anonymousreply 339November 17, 2021 12:33 AM

R338. Receipts?

by Anonymousreply 340November 17, 2021 12:34 AM

[quote]Slated to debut in January 2022 on Fox, Call Me Kat season 2 will feature Lawrence, von Oÿ, and Stoyanov as themselves as they stop by Kat’s Cat Cafe for a celebrity golf tournament. Showing Kat telling delivery man Oscar (Christopher Rivas) to “meet the stars of my favorite show growing up,” the Call Me Kat season 2 teaser reveals Bialik back on screen with her Blossom crew.

I'm trying to imagine a sadder "celebrity" event.

by Anonymousreply 341November 17, 2021 12:48 AM

I hope they don't get pics of Joey doggy-bagging the craft service table - that would be sad.

by Anonymousreply 342November 17, 2021 12:50 AM

Michael Stoyanov looks even worse in that picture in R331. The one thing he had going for him was that ripped body. Now it seems like he's the size of Mayim and Joey combined.

by Anonymousreply 343November 17, 2021 12:53 AM

[quote] I'm trying to imagine a sadder "celebrity" event.

I can think of two: Celebrity Rehab and the Oscars

by Anonymousreply 344November 17, 2021 3:26 AM

Michael looks like a tranny.

by Anonymousreply 345November 17, 2021 5:03 AM

R341 It will hit peak sadness when Joey manages a single "Whoa" and then breaks down sobbing.

by Anonymousreply 346November 17, 2021 5:04 AM

I used to be famous and pretty, dammit!

by Anonymousreply 347November 18, 2021 2:49 AM

Dancing in store aisles in tight jeans.

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by Anonymousreply 348November 19, 2021 11:16 PM

R348 If only he could afford anything there. Perhaps he has a collection hat out for the dancing.

by Anonymousreply 349November 19, 2021 11:20 PM

He looks ridiculous dancing.

by Anonymousreply 350November 20, 2021 12:06 AM

His legs are too skinny.

by Anonymousreply 351November 20, 2021 12:07 AM

He used to have such nice and shapely legs.

by Anonymousreply 352November 20, 2021 12:08 AM

Pics please r352…I’d love to see them.

by Anonymousreply 353November 20, 2021 12:12 AM

He didn’t. He was always short and skinny. He used to wear baggy jeans, which was the style in the 90s. You couldn’t tell he had thin legs. Now you can because of skinny jeans.

by Anonymousreply 354November 20, 2021 12:14 AM

Isn't the point of skinny jeans to show you have skinny legs?

by Anonymousreply 355November 20, 2021 1:57 AM

Well, it's like the difference between skinny and slim pins...

by Anonymousreply 356November 20, 2021 2:02 AM

Joey, looking very Mary! in 1995.

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by Anonymousreply 357November 20, 2021 3:04 AM

R357 - He has a Johnny Depp/Willy Wonka vibe going on there. Whoa!

by Anonymousreply 358November 20, 2021 3:06 AM

Joey Lawrence: "I'll be a fashion victim!"

Jennifer Love Hewitt: "All your life."

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by Anonymousreply 359November 20, 2021 3:06 AM

I hope Adele's new album doesn't overshadow him...

by Anonymousreply 360November 20, 2021 4:04 AM

What would a Joey album consist of in terms of song titles? (It can't all be remixes of "Whoa!")

by Anonymousreply 361November 20, 2021 4:17 AM

This look was kinda hot.

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by Anonymousreply 362November 20, 2021 4:56 AM

Does Matt have any hair left?

by Anonymousreply 363November 20, 2021 6:32 AM

Matt and Andrew have their hair. Joey went bald.

by Anonymousreply 364November 20, 2021 6:35 AM

Bet Joey racked up the groupies in his heyday.

by Anonymousreply 365November 21, 2021 1:16 AM

I remember when I was about 11 or 12, Joey, Matt and Andrew had a TV show together....something about a car shop...anyways, I was too young to really understand but when Joey appeared on screen I would always get an odd feeling down there.....that being said he's aged terrible and needs to stop with the filler.

by Anonymousreply 366November 21, 2021 2:42 AM

R366, it was Brotherly Love.

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by Anonymousreply 367November 21, 2021 2:44 AM

R366 They also did a Disney movie called "Jumping Ship" together in 2001.

by Anonymousreply 368November 21, 2021 2:46 AM

I don't know if I'd say he's aged terribly. He's certainly not a plastic surgery freak show. But yes, he does need to cool it with the eyebrows and the filler.

by Anonymousreply 369November 21, 2021 12:30 PM

I'd say Joey's career isn't finished - he might land a web series or some such.

by Anonymousreply 370November 21, 2021 2:21 PM

I heard Levi Kreis sing the hell out of this years ago….Joey has a thin voice.

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by Anonymousreply 371November 21, 2021 7:14 PM

[quote] Joey has a thin voice.

A thin voice ... but a fat ass.

by Anonymousreply 372November 21, 2021 7:40 PM

R371 I like your bushy hair, Joey!

by Anonymousreply 373November 22, 2021 4:08 PM

Fat Ass No More.

by Anonymousreply 374November 22, 2021 4:10 PM

[quote] Fat Ass No More.

What do you mean?

by Anonymousreply 375November 22, 2021 4:12 PM

Joey no longer has a big ass. Some have suggested that he's had lipo.

by Anonymousreply 376November 22, 2021 4:30 PM

If he’s broke, how’s he living? When an entertainer is in a financial position like that, what options do they have? Loans from the bank? Friends?

Prostitution?

by Anonymousreply 377November 22, 2021 4:43 PM

R377 They don't necessarily take everything in a bankruptcy. Offhand, I'd guess he's getting help from his family.

by Anonymousreply 378November 22, 2021 4:50 PM

One of the prior Joey Lawrence threads indicated Matthew was helping him.

by Anonymousreply 379November 22, 2021 4:56 PM

All three brothers are on Cameo, of course.

by Anonymousreply 380November 22, 2021 5:05 PM

Maybe Mayim can throw him a few bucks.

by Anonymousreply 381November 22, 2021 5:11 PM

The song is no worse than most of the other shit tracks "artists" put out today.

In fact, I kind of like the retro 90s pop sound of it.

But he is too old to be doing this style of music.

I think he'd be better off rebranding as a Michael Bublé kind of crooner. Joey needs to appeal to the white wine alcoholic mom crowd.

by Anonymousreply 382November 22, 2021 5:11 PM

Joey was fat at one point?

by Anonymousreply 383November 22, 2021 5:17 PM

R381 He'll end up punching the smug look off her face and go to jail.

by Anonymousreply 384November 22, 2021 5:17 PM

R381 I had him on my show! What more do you want?

by Anonymousreply 385November 22, 2021 8:35 PM

[quote]If he’s broke, how’s he living?

He gest "Melissa & Joey" money, he was also a producer, plays on some Family channel shows it in the mornings, and I'm sure "Blossom" and "Gimme A Break" are playing somewhere in the world

by Anonymousreply 386November 22, 2021 10:55 PM

My big takeaway from R371’s video is that he was hot when he was singing the first go around - great body, great hair, muscles, sleeveless white t-shirt. Who cares what he sounded like?

by Anonymousreply 387November 22, 2021 10:58 PM

R386, as part of his bankruptcy settlement he sold interest in his future residuals. So even if Gimme a Break is playing somewhere, he’s not benefitting.

by Anonymousreply 388November 22, 2021 10:58 PM

R388 yeah was about to comment that. Honestly if another 90s hasbeen goes up for grabs, I'd consider it.

by Anonymousreply 389November 22, 2021 11:03 PM

The guy from Veronica's Closet, maybe.

by Anonymousreply 390November 22, 2021 11:06 PM

In his bankruptcy filing it was revealed he was earning $7,000 per month yet spending $26,000.

'Lawrence, and his wife Chandie Yawn-Nelson filed for bankruptcy in July 2017 with just $8,000 in the bank and $60 in cash after accumulating $355,517.27 worth of liabilities — including $132,000 in credit card bills, $100,000 owed for automobiles, $88,000 in back taxes, $54,000 in unpaid rent and $32,000 for an unpaid loan.'

Sound financial planning! And they have since divorced, which could not have helped his already bleak assets situation.

by Anonymousreply 391November 22, 2021 11:06 PM

R385 Go vaccinate your kids, your smarmy bitch

by Anonymousreply 392November 23, 2021 1:28 AM

He seems to do only comedies, has he ever done a really serious straight drama?

by Anonymousreply 393November 23, 2021 1:58 AM

He played a Dick Clark-style dance show host in the 1950s-set American Dreams.

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by Anonymousreply 394November 23, 2021 2:02 AM

They should put the Lawrence brothers in the MCU, but as who?

by Anonymousreply 395November 23, 2021 3:00 AM

Did he really make music the first go round?

by Anonymousreply 396November 23, 2021 11:22 AM

Extras, r395.

by Anonymousreply 397November 23, 2021 1:05 PM

[quote] Extras

Atmosphere players!

by Anonymousreply 398November 23, 2021 2:35 PM

Joey could be the guy hitting on Carol Danvers - he could even get out a "Whoa" as she crushes his nuts.

by Anonymousreply 399November 23, 2021 10:27 PM

Andrew could be in a 2-player match with the Galaga Guy.

by Anonymousreply 400November 24, 2021 1:58 AM

At least he didn’t end up like Johnathan Brandis or Corey Haim or dozens of other child actors and teen idols who could not cope with aging.

by Anonymousreply 401November 24, 2021 2:09 AM

Eh, I don't think aging was their problem.

by Anonymousreply 402November 24, 2021 2:13 AM

Brandis was depressed about his career and I recall reading that he had severe acne problems as an adult, which only complicated things for him. He peaked during SeaQuest's 3-year-run and then things went downhill from there. Not drugs like Haim and some others, but booze, and ultimately hanging himself.

by Anonymousreply 403November 24, 2021 3:13 AM

Out of all the teen stars from Joey’s era, very few seem to be happy or even slightly content. Jay Ferguson is doing well and Chad Allen reinvented himself. The rest are either bitter or bizarre.

Joey had a lot of appeal as a child actor and a teenager. He could have slid into Tony Danza-type roles as an adult. Or even action movies. He seems kind of lost now. It’s sad.

by Anonymousreply 404November 24, 2021 3:18 AM

[quote] Chad Allen reinvented himself

Easy to do when you create an entire world in a snow globe.

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by Anonymousreply 405November 24, 2021 3:23 AM

[Quote] He could have slid into Tony Danza-type roles as an adult. Or even action movies. He seems kind of lost now. It’s sad.

Gimme a break. Joey only had yet another sitcom a minute ago. I swear some of you closed your last issue of TV Guide in '93 and have no idea what's gone on since.

by Anonymousreply 406November 24, 2021 3:27 AM

[quote] The rest are either bitter or bizarre.

I would put Tobey Maguire and Leo Dicaprio in the latter category.

by Anonymousreply 407November 24, 2021 3:30 AM

R406 His has regular role ended 2015, but thanks for playing.

by Anonymousreply 408November 24, 2021 3:48 AM

^^ last regular role

by Anonymousreply 409November 24, 2021 3:49 AM

Joey seems like he turned out OK, he's never been arrested or found unconscious in the street. So he can't handle money. Hundred of thousands file for bankruptcy every day.

by Anonymousreply 410November 24, 2021 5:28 PM

R410 He certainly could have turned out worse.

by Anonymousreply 411November 24, 2021 5:51 PM

I'd like to turn him out.

by Anonymousreply 412November 24, 2021 9:14 PM

[quote] Gimme a break

He was on that show too?

by Anonymousreply 413November 25, 2021 1:19 AM

[quote]Joey only had yet another sitcom a minute ago.

?

by Anonymousreply 414November 26, 2021 3:57 AM

Is it wrong too want to see him nekkid?

by Anonymousreply 415November 26, 2021 12:06 PM

Ron R415. That’s why I check this thread daily.

by Anonymousreply 416November 26, 2021 8:27 PM

Muriel, edit abilities, please? For Christmas?

^^^Ron=No

by Anonymousreply 417November 26, 2021 8:29 PM

R417 Yes, at least for the people who pay.

by Anonymousreply 418November 26, 2021 8:31 PM

I wonder how Joey's life would have turned out differently if he had pursued a career in gay porn.

by Anonymousreply 419November 26, 2021 8:35 PM

His life would have turned out short.

by Anonymousreply 420November 26, 2021 8:39 PM

R419 He'd be dead or in jail now instead of bankrupt.

by Anonymousreply 421November 26, 2021 8:40 PM

R419 Possibly gone the horrible way of Trent Olsen.

by Anonymousreply 422November 26, 2021 8:41 PM

Nelly's brother?

by Anonymousreply 423November 26, 2021 8:43 PM

Brother Matthew in a Speedo. Kept his hair and probably has a bigger dick.

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by Anonymousreply 424November 26, 2021 10:21 PM

For R424

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by Anonymousreply 425November 26, 2021 11:33 PM

R424 Yup, but Andy wins the prize. That boy scares them off.

Joey's milkshake is the best, though.

by Anonymousreply 426November 27, 2021 1:10 AM

[quote] Joey's milkshake is the best

?

by Anonymousreply 427November 27, 2021 1:11 AM

Hey, it shot straight to the top of radio charts in Andorra and Lithuania!

by Anonymousreply 428November 27, 2021 1:29 AM

R428 Was he huge in Austria like Hasselhoff?

by Anonymousreply 429November 27, 2021 5:46 AM
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