He’s hoping this becomes a hit, and according to him, the numbers are great.
Joey Lawrence is making music again
|by Anonymous||reply 443||January 8, 2022 7:46 PM|
Has no one had a word with Joey about his styling? The lack of bangs... the brows... He needs help.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||November 5, 2021 9:04 PM|
He needs help in many more ways than those, R1.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||November 5, 2021 9:10 PM|
The song is awful
|by Anonymous||reply 3||November 5, 2021 9:16 PM|
Unattractive voice; forgettable teenybopper lyrics; dated, 'boy band' sound.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||November 5, 2021 9:17 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||November 5, 2021 9:18 PM|
Debbie Gibson wants her drum machine back.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||November 5, 2021 9:22 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||November 5, 2021 9:25 PM|
It sounds like a demo for Jordan Knight's solo album.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||November 5, 2021 9:32 PM|
i love the new hair system. And the total lack of shame in wearing a wig after more than a decade of shaving his head. Its really astounding how many men over 40 in entertainment wear hairpieces. Once you start looking for it you see photos of them with thinning and receding hairlines in their 20s and then suddenly they have gorgeous, thick hair in their 30s/40s/50s
|by Anonymous||reply 9||November 5, 2021 9:38 PM|
He’s trying to make a living. It’s not easy when you have very little talent and you were known for your looks. He looks fine but in Hollywood there are thousand younger ones trying you make it every day.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||November 5, 2021 9:44 PM|
What's your opinion on Zac Efron's hair? A little strange in the front, no?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||November 5, 2021 9:46 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||November 5, 2021 9:48 PM|
I’ve never seen Joey Lawrence with thinning hair. I’ve seen the shaved head, but he never appeared to be balding.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||November 5, 2021 9:51 PM|
hair like that just doesn't exist on white men in their 30s. He already hit the genetic lottery with his looks, he's not in the top 1% of natural hair thickness too. And while the agencies have specific doctors they send clients to for hair restoration, you don't end up looking like that from grafts.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||November 5, 2021 9:51 PM|
He’s declared bankruptcy and is newly-married (married for the third time). He needs to make ends meet.
R13, he admitted more than a decade that he was balding which is why he shaved his head.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||November 5, 2021 9:53 PM|
You can see it thinning in the front here.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||November 5, 2021 9:54 PM|
[Quote] He’s declared bankruptcy and is newly-married (married for the third time). He needs to make ends meet.
And he hopes to help make ends meet via streaming music revenue?!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||November 5, 2021 9:55 PM|
He also makes Lifetime movies now
|by Anonymous||reply 18||November 5, 2021 9:56 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||November 5, 2021 9:57 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||November 5, 2021 9:57 PM|
She needs to find another job. Gay porn?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||November 5, 2021 9:58 PM|
[quote] Has no one had a word with Joey about his styling? The lack of bangs... the brows... He needs help.
Hell yes. Where are his gays at? He needs their help asap. Please fashionista gays, for the love of god, lower your standards and help out a poor lost brother in need.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||November 5, 2021 9:58 PM|
The lips have definitely been pumped. Also Joey could play FTM quite convincingly.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||November 5, 2021 10:00 PM|
I remember watching Blossom as a kid and not quite understanding yet why Joey got me all hot and bothered. Suffice to say he doesn’t do that to me now with his uncanny valley looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||November 5, 2021 10:01 PM|
He’s had a lot of work done
|by Anonymous||reply 25||November 5, 2021 10:02 PM|
R20 Good god - is that a dead animal on his head? WTF
|by Anonymous||reply 26||November 5, 2021 10:02 PM|
I’m sure it will go straight to the top of the charts all around the world!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||November 5, 2021 10:04 PM|
I think he wears lip gloss as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||November 5, 2021 10:07 PM|
“Comments are turned off.”
|by Anonymous||reply 29||November 5, 2021 10:07 PM|
Can’t be the YouTube numbers cause it hasn’t even hit 300 views. We’re like the only ones who’ve heard it on YouTube so far.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||November 5, 2021 10:08 PM|
His post thanking his fans.
A Christmas song is next.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||November 5, 2021 10:10 PM|
What a disaster! The wig, the song, the work done. Everything is wrong!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||November 5, 2021 10:11 PM|
Wait... Joey's "angels"... Is that a thing?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||November 5, 2021 10:11 PM|
I feel like he's 28 years old, but he's 45!!!! I'd say he looks hot, considering he keeps dying his eyebrows!!! He needs to pump the breaks with that.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||November 5, 2021 10:11 PM|
I prefer 90s Joey.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||November 5, 2021 10:17 PM|
He was in a forgettable movie years ago - back in his primo hunky stage - where he played a cowboy of some sort. There was a scene where dressed in a wife beater (yeah I know that's not acceptable anymore but it's the descriptor you all know) his muscular body was on display and was certainly a sight to behold.
Does anyone know that movie or the role I'm referring to? From a male physique perspective, it was up there among the best.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||November 5, 2021 10:18 PM|
He was always in a wife beater back then
|by Anonymous||reply 37||November 5, 2021 10:19 PM|
[quote]I think he wears lip gloss as well.
Semen is lip gloss?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||November 5, 2021 10:20 PM|
Quite big tits.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||November 5, 2021 10:21 PM|
R36, it’s called Horse Sense. It had a type of sequel too.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||November 5, 2021 10:23 PM|
Jumping Ship was the sequel.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||November 5, 2021 10:23 PM|
R39 He graduated magma CUM laude from the Aaron Schock school of pec enhancements.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||November 5, 2021 10:27 PM|
I thought he was appealing as a singer in his teens (for what it was), but there are tons of singers more talented today. I like the man. It must be hard to maintain a career when you started as a child actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||November 5, 2021 10:28 PM|
It hasn't been hard for Joey to maintain a career. I don't know why he people type that. It HAS been hard for him to spend responsibly. That is a separate issue.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||November 5, 2021 10:31 PM|
He would have been hot if he had aged gracefully, hair loss and all. Sadly, he took a trip to the Uncanny Valley.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||November 5, 2021 11:46 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||November 6, 2021 12:59 AM|
If he thinks that shlock is going to be a hit, he is sadly mistaken. First of all the music (if you can call it that) is too loud and you can hardly hear his voice much of the time. Where did he record that garbage, in his garage?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||November 6, 2021 1:06 AM|
Regarding his unnaturally thick hair, are we talking about what we're seeing on his head or on his eyebrows?! Because those two latter seem to be an equatorial rain forest all of their own!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||November 6, 2021 1:12 AM|
What happened to his hot younger brother. The two of them were prime jackoff material in that silly sitcom they did where Joey was a mechanic.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||November 6, 2021 7:15 AM|
Is he on the downlow or what?
Why does he insist upon so much rouge?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||November 6, 2021 9:03 AM|
I saw the album in the 1.99 bin at Best Buy the other day.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||November 6, 2021 10:58 AM|
Joey would be in much better financial shape today if he had done some movies with nude scenes during the peak of his hotness in the late 1990s and early 2000s. That would have kept him in the spotlight awhile longer and earned him some cash. But Joey never showed us his bare ass, and now it's too late, so he finds himself creating lame music in a desperate bid to avoid going broke. Let this sad story be a lesson to all hot, up-and-coming male celebrities.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||November 6, 2021 3:45 PM|
I like it.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||November 6, 2021 3:50 PM|
I loved Matthew’s Mr Reptile Man in Instagram. He stopped doing it though.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||November 6, 2021 4:00 PM|
R52 I think there is still market to his ass. I am sure of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||November 6, 2021 4:03 PM|
Joey has never lacked for the spotlight.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||November 6, 2021 4:08 PM|
I don't think Joey was comfortable with his ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||November 6, 2021 4:09 PM|
JFC, have some fucking dignity.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||November 6, 2021 4:39 PM|
He is a hot guy, but lots of white men are generally hot anyway. People who go into arts need to get a backup degree or expertise so that when the roles don't come by, they can depend on something else to put food on the table.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||November 6, 2021 4:51 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 60||November 6, 2021 4:51 PM|
[quote] I don't think Joey was comfortable with his ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||November 6, 2021 4:59 PM|
[Quote] Why not?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||November 6, 2021 5:02 PM|
What is that 💩 on top of his head? 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
|by Anonymous||reply 63||November 6, 2021 5:10 PM|
[quote] Its shape.
What doesn't he like about it? Too flat?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||November 6, 2021 5:12 PM|
He’s fine with his body. He doesn’t wanna show it to gays.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||November 6, 2021 5:14 PM|
It was the opposite. He's gotten rid of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||November 6, 2021 5:14 PM|
[quote]He doesn’t wanna show it to gays.
Is that it.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||November 6, 2021 5:28 PM|
The songs are OK for what they are and sound like the generic vapid shit that passes for pop music on radio today. But I don’t know that there is a place for a 44 year old in the top 40, sadly, like in olden times when Cher or Elton could still sell singles as they got older.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||November 6, 2021 5:39 PM|
In no way do they sound like what's on the radio today.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||November 6, 2021 5:41 PM|
[quote] but lots of white men are generally hot anyway
|by Anonymous||reply 70||November 6, 2021 5:47 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 71||November 6, 2021 5:49 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 72||November 6, 2021 5:54 PM|
I always found Matthew the hottest brother out the three, and he had a classic case of gay-face whenever he smiled.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||November 6, 2021 5:56 PM|
Most white men are hot? Please already.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||November 6, 2021 5:57 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 75||November 6, 2021 5:58 PM|
It'll be a big hit in Ruritania
|by Anonymous||reply 76||November 6, 2021 5:59 PM|
Matthew has the face of a monkey. I don't know how that equates to gay.
Is Andrew married?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||November 6, 2021 5:59 PM|
[quote] He is
Interesting. He doesn’t look it.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||November 6, 2021 6:00 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 79||November 6, 2021 6:01 PM|
Joey was hot for a minute but the other brothers still are.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||November 6, 2021 6:01 PM|
Andrew is hot? Are you sure?
|by Anonymous||reply 81||November 6, 2021 6:07 PM|
Quite bit tits.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||November 6, 2021 6:12 PM|
He must have reached full height during "Blossom". His short stature negatively affected his Leading Man possibilities.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||November 6, 2021 6:13 PM|
He's been a leading man, just in projects with no cool factor.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||November 6, 2021 6:16 PM|
Why do threads on Joey Lawrence still get replies twenty some years after the height of his fame? He’s rather pathetic now.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||November 6, 2021 6:20 PM|
Joey isn't broad, surprisingly.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||November 6, 2021 6:22 PM|
Andrew also put out a song.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||November 6, 2021 6:34 PM|
Acoustic Andy. He has a bit of a Tracy Chapman vibe.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||November 6, 2021 7:27 PM|
Joey's music is Boy Band 90s pop. He's stuck in the past. His little brother is a much better musical artist.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||November 6, 2021 7:51 PM|
R52 if he'd made more money in his prime, he still would've wasted it.
Whoever bought the rights to his residuals will see a profit after 3 years
|by Anonymous||reply 90||November 6, 2021 9:49 PM|
R75. No. They aren’t
|by Anonymous||reply 91||November 6, 2021 10:59 PM|
His best shot at making a decent living is getting an Only Fans where he jerks off.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||November 6, 2021 11:07 PM|
Or tries to get a Hallmark contract
|by Anonymous||reply 93||November 6, 2021 11:08 PM|
Again , Onlyfans if the girl needs quick cash…which apparently is the case.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||November 6, 2021 11:12 PM|
His bosoms have the power to make music!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||November 6, 2021 11:15 PM|
Wow. If Mama Cass sang Make Your Own Kind of Music to Joey Lawrence she’d request a courtesy flush in response.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||November 6, 2021 11:20 PM|
Yes, surprise, Joey Lawrence is not immune to the passage of time. I think he's still attractive, and I thank him for all the spank bank additions he and his brothers have provided over the years. I wish him success with his music.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||November 6, 2021 11:30 PM|
here is a guy if he did only fans would make millions in a day.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||November 6, 2021 11:36 PM|
Yep….I’m thinking his package is small, but so many of his back in the day fans would pay good money to see it.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||November 6, 2021 11:38 PM|
Does he have “an” Onlyfans?
|by Anonymous||reply 100||November 6, 2021 11:39 PM|
r100 no but if he is hurting for money and that cash me outside girl can make 1 million in a day, he should be able to make 10 times that.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||November 6, 2021 11:47 PM|
What else would he be, Chinese?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||November 6, 2021 11:48 PM|
Of course the Lawrence Brothers are white. Of course this is Datalounge where "white" means Northern European only, much like the Nazis categorized it.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||November 7, 2021 12:06 AM|
Middle brother Matthew was the lottery winner in the looks department.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||November 7, 2021 12:12 AM|
Oh no honey, this shit ain't it.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||November 7, 2021 12:18 AM|
[quote]But I don’t know that there is a place for a 44 year old in the top 40, sadly, like in olden times when Cher or Elton could still sell singles as they got older.
There is no way she's 44.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||November 7, 2021 12:21 AM|
He's 44. He's been acting since he was a little kid.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||November 7, 2021 12:31 AM|
[quote] He's been acting since he was a little kid.
Intriguing. Tell me more.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||November 7, 2021 12:47 AM|
Wow r90…he really pissed his money away! But it’s not hard to do in Hollywood. Keeping up appearances and shit. How humiliating it must’ve been for him to see this in the papers.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||November 7, 2021 1:23 AM|
Joey needed better management. His contemporary Mario Lopez received excellent advice from his team. His acting career was drying up and he was getting older, so he transitioned into hosting tv shows and made bank on Extra and now he's making bank on Access Hollywood. His managers were a bunch of geniuses.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||November 7, 2021 1:39 AM|
Completely agree. Joey has been reduced to doing Dancing With the Stars and Chippendales. At least one good thing came out of Dancing With the Stars - his brother met his future wife Cheryl Burke, a pro dancer on the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||November 7, 2021 1:42 AM|
R110 good managers don't mean shit if you're an idiot. Depp's managers showed the emails where they begged him to stop spending when he accused them of blowing his fortune. Joey is an idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||November 7, 2021 1:45 AM|
r112 Joey probably could've gone the same route Mario went if he had better management.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||November 7, 2021 1:51 AM|
Joey singing on Broadway.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||November 7, 2021 1:51 AM|
R90 Wow, yes that's very sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||November 7, 2021 2:36 AM|
Can his brothers help him or are they broke bitches too?
|by Anonymous||reply 116||November 7, 2021 2:39 AM|
R116, I read the middle one, Matthew, has been quite judicious with his money. I also read that Joey had to move back in with his parents after his latest bankruptcy and divorce.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||November 7, 2021 2:44 AM|
[quote] His contemporary Mario Lopez received excellent advice from his team. His acting career was drying up and he was getting older, so he transitioned into hosting tv shows and made bank on Extra and now he's making bank on Access Hollywood.
It also helped that Mario showed us his ass in a shower scene in "Nip/Tuck." That kept attention focused on him. Mario openly embraced his status as a hot piece of ass. He knew what his fans wanted to see, and he wasn't afraid to give it to them. If Joey had ever bared his butt, he, too, might be hosting TV shows today.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||November 7, 2021 3:14 AM|
[quote] They are.
Most people, regardless of race, are average looking. You have very low standards. Which is the norm for Dataloungers.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||November 7, 2021 3:40 AM|
Mario has always relied on his appearance and used it to his advantage. He’s also an ethnic Mexican so he always felt he had more to lose than Joey, most likely.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||November 7, 2021 4:04 AM|
But Joey isn't white either, according to Datalounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||November 7, 2021 4:07 AM|
He’s off white
|by Anonymous||reply 122||November 7, 2021 4:10 AM|
[quote] He’s also an ethnic Mexican
|by Anonymous||reply 123||November 7, 2021 4:11 AM|
No. Froy is the definition of a white Hispanic.
Mario was never white.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||November 7, 2021 4:13 AM|
He may keep his hair straight now and somehow has a lighter complexion now than his youth, but he was never white.
The issue is we are at a place where we label everyone as white or black, as if there is nothing else. The world is not just white black or Asian.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||November 7, 2021 4:16 AM|
Also, isn’t Froy half Mexican? DL always labels him Mexican but he’s only half.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||November 7, 2021 4:17 AM|
That song at the OP and the second song below are both obviously Auto-Tuned. Ugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||November 7, 2021 4:20 AM|
[quote] Also, isn’t Froy half Mexican?
He’s half ethically Mexican then. He even promoted his specialized skin care routine for Hispanic Heritage Month.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||November 7, 2021 4:28 AM|
Interesting that Joey dropped his Italian last name and used the very WASPY “Lawrence.”
|by Anonymous||reply 129||November 7, 2021 4:39 AM|
Because Italians were not seen as the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||November 7, 2021 4:39 AM|
R129, his parents did that, not Joey, and they named Matthew and Andrew "Lawrence" from birth. Joey's actual last name is Mignogna.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||November 7, 2021 4:42 AM|
They tried to do that with Leonardo Dicaprio. Agents and managers told him to change his name and he refused.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||November 7, 2021 4:43 AM|
[quote]Because Italians were not seen as the same.
This was the 1980s hon, not the 1950s.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||November 7, 2021 4:44 AM|
R132 correct. Thankfully it worked out for him but they told him many casting agents will read his name and write him off right away.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||November 7, 2021 4:46 AM|
There was a rumor years ago that Joey’s dad was not the bio dad to the two brothers
|by Anonymous||reply 135||November 7, 2021 4:47 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 136||November 7, 2021 4:52 AM|
Joey has hosted TV shows. It's weird when people barge in and say that Joey should do something he's already done.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||November 7, 2021 9:26 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 138||November 7, 2021 9:40 AM|
Joey should become a born again Christian (or fake it) and take advantage of the Christian personal appearance circuit. There’s money to be made. A lot of evangelical middle aged women would come out to see their teenage heartthrob witnessing for the Lord.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||November 7, 2021 12:16 PM|
[quote] There was a rumor years ago that Joey’s dad was not the bio dad to the two brothers
There are 3 of them. They look more like their father, than their mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||November 7, 2021 12:23 PM|
R140 false. Matthew and Andrew look quite different than Joey
|by Anonymous||reply 141||November 7, 2021 1:10 PM|
[quote] [R140] false. Matthew and Andrew look quite different than Joey
They all look like their dad.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||November 7, 2021 1:39 PM|
R142 look at Joey’s facial features. Look at Matt’s. They don’t look alike outside of hair color. Joeys natural color is even darker.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||November 7, 2021 2:04 PM|
This will be a huge hit in 2003!
|by Anonymous||reply 144||November 7, 2021 3:24 PM|
R144 not even. This type of music was dying by 2003 lmao
|by Anonymous||reply 145||November 7, 2021 3:27 PM|
He’s about my age I think, closing in on 50. Aren’t the looped boy-band sound and teenage girl lyrics a little beyond his demo, as well as antiquated with the people who would otherwise listen to this silliness?
I suppose he has to do something. Why not try country music? Or trying out for Hallmark Channel roles? He could clearly fit into one of their many needs for 40-something dad of teenagers or second chance love interest of one of their many ‘curvy single gal looking for a second shot at love’ storylines.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||November 7, 2021 3:34 PM|
Would he play the curvy single gal, R146?
|by Anonymous||reply 147||November 7, 2021 3:36 PM|
Why would a guy who was born in PA and spent almost all his life in LA and NYC sing country music? Country fans would never ever embrace him.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||November 7, 2021 3:37 PM|
[quote] Country fans would never ever embrace him
Pulse he’s Eye-talian.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||November 7, 2021 3:38 PM|
No one even knows he’s HALF Italian. He lacks the features and uses the WASPy surname
|by Anonymous||reply 150||November 7, 2021 3:40 PM|
But isn't Gillian Welch from Boston?
|by Anonymous||reply 151||November 7, 2021 3:47 PM|
Joey isn’t going anywhere as long as he has those drawn on eyebrows that are shorter than the temples of his receding hairlines which makes him look weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||November 7, 2021 3:49 PM|
[quote] No one even knows he’s HALF Italian. He lacks the features
He looks very southern Italian and constantly talks about being Sicilian. I've seen him in many interviews.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||November 7, 2021 3:51 PM|
If only his eyebrows were drawn on, they could start again... They've just been too "shaped" by Joey or a blind dog groomer.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||November 7, 2021 3:54 PM|
It’s like the Biz is his captor and Joey has Stockholm syndrome.
Poor guy - he’s driven by doubt and thirst.
He’s a terrific looking guy at r142.
If he had just let himself age naturally, he probably would have been so hunky.
It seems he’s not just about maintaining his looks, but about trying to stay youthful - like his only worth in the business is tethered to his being young.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||November 7, 2021 3:55 PM|
Uh, he looks, talks, acts and dresses Italian
|by Anonymous||reply 156||November 7, 2021 3:55 PM|
He doesn’t have Italian features.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||November 7, 2021 3:56 PM|
If Joey was obsessed with staying youthful, he wouldn't be as gym obsessed as he is. To look younger, he could use a little softness.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||November 7, 2021 3:57 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 159||November 7, 2021 3:59 PM|
Just because you keep repeating and insisting he doesn't have Italian features doesnt mean you're right. He does.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||November 7, 2021 4:01 PM|
Yes - SHOW US YOUR CAUTIONARY TAIL!
|by Anonymous||reply 161||November 7, 2021 4:01 PM|
He doesn’t. What features of his are Italian other than his coloring?
|by Anonymous||reply 162||November 7, 2021 4:02 PM|
Which Joey are we talking about? The nose has been bobbed.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||November 7, 2021 4:07 PM|
Other than his coloring, his accent, his Jersey Shore styling, his eyebrows, and his big fat uncut dick he doesnt read Italian AT ALL!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 164||November 7, 2021 4:11 PM|
Yes, young Joey looked Italian. Modern Joey doesn’t. He definitely went above and beyond to look as WASPy as ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||November 7, 2021 4:12 PM|
He doesn't look WASPy in the least. He's so anti-WASP. the could make him a villain in a wasp film should they ever make an Ant-man type film about a wasp superhero. R164 is correct even if sarcastic.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||November 7, 2021 4:14 PM|
The Jersey Shore cast are part Italian.
Deena (who also had a nose job and work done to look less ethnic)
Paulie are the only “Italians” there.
Sammi is half Italian/half Greek
Ronnie is half Italian/ half Puerto Rican
Snooki is not Italian at all, is 100% Chilean
JWoww is half Spanish/half Irish. Not Italian.
Angelina is part Italian part Greek /half Polish.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||November 7, 2021 4:15 PM|
He doesn't look WASPy in the least. He's so anti-WASP they could make him a villain in a wasp film should they ever make an Ant-man type film about a wasp superhero. R164 is correct even if sarcastic.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||November 7, 2021 4:15 PM|
Your knowledge of the ethnicities of the cast of the "Jersey Shore" TV show is creepily impressive, but who said I was referring to any of them? I was simply referring to the stereotypical generic type that pervades the area
|by Anonymous||reply 169||November 7, 2021 4:19 PM|
He was really blessed with good looks back in the day. And his look was very unaffected.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||November 7, 2021 4:19 PM|
He had a very Italian face there r170. Handsome. It’s a shame he felt the need to get a nose job to make his nose thinner and other shit done too.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||November 7, 2021 4:23 PM|
His toupee looks like a hat.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||November 7, 2021 4:25 PM|
Why is he wearing a blouse?
|by Anonymous||reply 173||November 7, 2021 4:27 PM|
[quote]ook at Joey’s facial features. Look at Matt’s. They don’t look alike outside of hair color. Joeys natural color is even darker.
Isn't it rare for one brother to go bald and another not?
|by Anonymous||reply 174||November 7, 2021 4:29 PM|
He did Vegas "Chippendales", now he should do "Naked Boys Singing".
|by Anonymous||reply 175||November 7, 2021 4:30 PM|
Joey Lawrence not only looks Italian but has leaned into those roots throughout his career. WASP my ass. His name on his sitcom Brotherly Love was Joey ROMAN.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||November 7, 2021 4:31 PM|
The youngest one is not as cute as his brothers.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||November 7, 2021 4:38 PM|
Matthew doesn’t look Italian at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||November 7, 2021 4:40 PM|
Matthew with wife Cheryl Burke.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||November 7, 2021 4:42 PM|
Andy was hot for about five minutes.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||November 7, 2021 4:44 PM|
Andy was cute
|by Anonymous||reply 181||November 7, 2021 4:45 PM|
I think Andy would be much more tolerable than Joey in a social situation.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||November 7, 2021 4:47 PM|
When he auditioned for Chippendales, did Joey have to "THRUST IT!" like our gal Nomi from Showgirls? Or rub ice cubes on his perky nips to make them hard?
|by Anonymous||reply 183||November 7, 2021 4:48 PM|
I'm not digging that hairstyle in OP's video. It's like an extreme version of a fauxhawk, which I thought kinda went out of style in the 2000-2010 time frame.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||November 7, 2021 4:55 PM|
R181 He was cute as a kid and a teen, but his face went a bit fishy later on.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||November 7, 2021 5:07 PM|
I expect he developed a thyroid issue.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||November 7, 2021 5:11 PM|
Very different face shape. And he's not fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||November 7, 2021 5:11 PM|
He looks like a Conehead in the OP's post.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||November 7, 2021 5:12 PM|
Rare to see a pic of Joey where his style is understated.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||November 7, 2021 5:18 PM|
After he started the song by moaning, Yeah...keep it going now" I couldn't listen any more.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||November 7, 2021 5:20 PM|
He's a dumbass Trumper.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||November 7, 2021 5:38 PM|
R39 If he pushed his chest out any further, his spine would collapse.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||November 7, 2021 6:09 PM|
Unlike Datalounge, the American public doesn't parse the ethnicity of every single celebrity down to the percentage points, and then come to a conclusion about whether or not that celebrity is a) white b) able to play certain roles depending on whether or not that celebrity is or is not Anglo-Saxon, or c) must have his or her every move and mode of behavior judged by which percentage of his or her ethnicity is something other than Anglo-Saxon.
I swear some of you are stuck in 1955.
As far as America is concerned, Joey Lawrence is a white guy and if he did country music he wouldn't be considered anything other than a white guy who does country music.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||November 7, 2021 7:25 PM|
R193 false. He would be seen as a poser LA guy singing country music. He isn’t country. Never has been. Ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||November 7, 2021 7:27 PM|
[quote]It’s like the Biz is his captor and Joey has Stockholm syndrome.
Isn't that true of all of them?
|by Anonymous||reply 195||November 7, 2021 7:28 PM|
Sometimes I feel sorry for him because he is not
|by Anonymous||reply 196||November 7, 2021 7:29 PM|
What the hell are "Italian features?" Frank Sinatra, John Travolta, Chris Evans, Bradley Cooper, Leonardo DIcaprio, Madonna and Lady Gaga are/were Italian or mostly Italian and none of them look/looked alike.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||November 7, 2021 7:29 PM|
[quote] What the hell are "Italian features?"
Being able to reheat pasta.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||November 7, 2021 7:31 PM|
EVERYONE MENTIONED IS ONLY PART ITALIAN. PART.
If you don’t know what traditional Italian features are, that’s for you to look up and learn. R197
|by Anonymous||reply 199||November 7, 2021 7:31 PM|
What is it with DL naming half Italians or part Italians as Italians. Also in Italy, Italian Americans aren’t considered Italian because most of them have very little Italian blood.
Chris Evans is 1/4th Italian.
Gaga’s original face was very Italian.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||November 7, 2021 7:32 PM|
Why did this thread degenerate into a discussion of Joey's Italianness? His natural heat?
|by Anonymous||reply 201||November 7, 2021 7:35 PM|
GaGa has had tons of work done.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||November 7, 2021 7:40 PM|
Her original face
|by Anonymous||reply 203||November 7, 2021 7:40 PM|
Has Joey been stealing roles from white actors?
|by Anonymous||reply 204||November 7, 2021 7:56 PM|
[quote] Has Joey been stealing roles from white actors?
That would be woah-k casting!
|by Anonymous||reply 205||November 7, 2021 7:58 PM|
Where the fuck are the dong pics, DL detectives?
|by Anonymous||reply 206||November 7, 2021 8:08 PM|
Frank Sinatra was 100% Italian.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||November 7, 2021 8:36 PM|
What is it with some Dlers and Italians? You never see them like this with the French, for example.
There are lots of swarthy Germans, btw.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||November 7, 2021 8:36 PM|
[quote]Also in Italy, Italian Americans aren’t considered Italian because most of them have very little Italian blood.
You're very strange. And incorrect.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||November 7, 2021 8:39 PM|
[quote]the numbers are great
506 YouTube views hardly qualifies as "great numbers".
|by Anonymous||reply 210||November 7, 2021 8:58 PM|
Spotify? Apple Music?
|by Anonymous||reply 211||November 7, 2021 9:00 PM|
Joey Lawrence is one of those child stars who should've left showbiz the day he turned 18 and moved on with his life. Some of them like Danica McKellar, Josh Saviano and Lara Jill Miller saw the writing on the wall, got an education, and did very well for themselves with non-showbiz careers.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||November 7, 2021 9:01 PM|
Joey has earned millions. His problem was that he spent more than he earned.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||November 7, 2021 9:05 PM|
R205 The producers laughed so hard when he told them that his safety word was "Whoa".
Then they put the harness on him.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||November 7, 2021 9:07 PM|
[quote] [R142] look at Joey’s facial features. Look at Matt’s. They don’t look alike outside of hair color. Joeys natural color is even darker.
You can see both parents in all 3. Joey has more of his mom’s features, but he also still looks like his dad. The youngest sibling looks the most like the father, of the 3.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||November 7, 2021 9:58 PM|
Joey and Matt have very similar eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||November 7, 2021 10:00 PM|
Joey should write his autobiography, assuming he can read and write, and call it Tales of Woah.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||November 7, 2021 10:04 PM|
Does r100 have “a” mental illness that makes him believe saying “an OnlyFans” is inexcusable and he alone has the power to change the shorthand used by billions of people through his incessant, grammar Nazi nitpicking?
It’s been almost five years now since you began your crusade, hon. You still haven’t convinced the world, let alone DLers, to stop using shorthand abbreviations. Maybe it’s time to unclutch those pearls.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||November 7, 2021 10:06 PM|
Woah Is Mi-gnogna.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||November 7, 2021 10:08 PM|
R218, it seems you have OCD of some sort and perhaps should be listed on this thread:
|by Anonymous||reply 220||November 7, 2021 10:10 PM|
Men never make as much money in porn as women, R101.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||November 7, 2021 10:11 PM|
Men do if they're the pornographer.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||November 7, 2021 10:13 PM|
Maybe Joey and Nick Jonas should do a flip fisting video. I think he could pay off the IRS liens by doing that.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||November 7, 2021 10:15 PM|
If he really cares about feeding his family…onlyfans, gurl.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||November 7, 2021 10:15 PM|
Why has this thread received so many responses?
|by Anonymous||reply 225||November 7, 2021 10:32 PM|
Mario Lopez is so much hotter than Joey Lawrence ever was.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||November 7, 2021 10:38 PM|
I prefer Mitchell Hoog, Zack's fictional son on the Saved by the Bell reboot.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||November 7, 2021 10:41 PM|
I don't think Mario Lopez is even handsome. Fit, sure. Handsome, no.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||November 7, 2021 10:41 PM|
He is well fit.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||November 7, 2021 10:44 PM|
How can I arrange a three som? Their “management?”
|by Anonymous||reply 230||November 7, 2021 10:44 PM|
He is, well, fit.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||November 7, 2021 10:44 PM|
Mario is well on his way to becoming a plastic surgery disaster. Body is still lookin' great though! This is why god invented paper grocery bags.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||November 7, 2021 10:58 PM|
Is Mario Lopez a plastic surgery like Brad Pitt?
|by Anonymous||reply 233||November 7, 2021 11:00 PM|
Mario has had tons of work done
|by Anonymous||reply 234||November 7, 2021 11:06 PM|
Mario is amazing, he can keep going for hours.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||November 8, 2021 12:55 AM|
Why doesn't Joey like his ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 236||November 8, 2021 12:57 AM|
He probably just doesn’t wanna show it. He won’t do nudity. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t like it. He doesn’t wanna show it.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||November 8, 2021 1:01 AM|
R237 He only shows it for private audiences.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||November 8, 2021 1:12 AM|
This sounds like a big hit....in 1998
|by Anonymous||reply 239||November 8, 2021 3:10 AM|
Joey seems like he'd have a microdick.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||November 8, 2021 3:14 AM|
Well, R240, many years ago someone posted some gossip about Joey and said he definitely "juicing". So perhaps he does have a microdick.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||November 8, 2021 3:38 AM|
[quote] Mario Lopez. He may keep his hair straight now and somehow has a lighter complexion now than his youth, but he was never white. The issue is we are at a place where we label everyone as white or black, as if there is nothing else. The world is not just white black or Asian.
Mario Lopez's complexion is the same as it has always been. There is however a phenomenon known as tanning. Perhaps you're not familiar with it. It happens in sunshine.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||November 8, 2021 3:55 AM|
So he’s always been non white. Thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||November 8, 2021 3:57 AM|
[quote] Well, [R240], many years ago someone posted some gossip about Joey and said he definitely "juicing". So perhaps he does have a microdick.
Anabolic steroids shrink your testicles, not your penis.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||November 8, 2021 4:00 AM|
[quote] So he’s always been non white.
Correct: Joey has always been.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||November 8, 2021 4:03 AM|
[quote]This sounds like a big hit....in 1998
Joey has always seemed stuck in the 90’s.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||November 8, 2021 4:04 AM|
[quote] Joey has always seemed stuck in the 90’s.
So is his bank account. $93.25 as of this morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||November 8, 2021 4:05 AM|
r14 thinks all men 30 yo are balding.
Are you stupid or blind?
|by Anonymous||reply 248||November 8, 2021 4:58 AM|
In OP's pic that 'hair' looks like it's there to give him height. I guess he's a midget?
|by Anonymous||reply 249||November 8, 2021 5:56 AM|
That’s a womon.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||November 8, 2021 6:24 AM|
R240 Yup. Middle brother Matthew got a double visit from the Dick Fairy, his and Joey's.
When young Andy saw it the first time, he scream and ran away.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||November 8, 2021 11:25 AM|
If that poster was talking about Zac Efron (Joey is, after all, 44), there is something going on with Efron's hair. Don't forget that he's been juicing and the increased testosterone promotes hair loss.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||November 8, 2021 11:59 AM|
I remember watching a movie premiere on MTV and Downtown Julie Brown was covering it and interviewing people. She probably had a pre-arranged list of people she was interviewing, or something. Joey Lawrence sort of came up behind her and said hi, and you could tell he had decided he was going to get on camera, and it was not part of her plans to interview him. But she said "Hi, darlin' and gave him a little attention. This was sometime after Blossom ended. It was obvious and pathetic. But I thought, he has balls.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||November 8, 2021 12:17 PM|
*I should add, this was outside, and it was a wide frame, and you could see him coming in from the opposite direction of everyone else, like he was never supposed to be on camera.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||November 8, 2021 12:20 PM|
R252 That picture deserves a thread all it's own! What is going on with his face and hair?!
|by Anonymous||reply 255||November 8, 2021 1:49 PM|
[quote] If he thinks that shlock is going to be a hit, he is sadly mistaken. First of all the music (if you can call it that) is too loud and you can hardly hear his voice much of the time. Where did he record that garbage, in his garage?
First of all the music (if you can call it that) is too loud and you can hardly hear his voice much of the time. -Wasn’t that the point? I mean the consensus is, the voice isn’t that great, but they didn’t want an instrumental, so they had to make it just barely audible so it could be considered a vocal and credited to Miss Joey.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||November 8, 2021 3:19 PM|
The New Jack Swing era ushered in overly loud instrumentals.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||November 8, 2021 3:36 PM|
R252 No kidding - look at those glazed eyes as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||November 9, 2021 3:27 AM|
He should have just released his best "Whoa!" moments.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||November 9, 2021 4:20 AM|
But is he a bad guy? Or just desperately wanting to stay relevant?
|by Anonymous||reply 260||November 9, 2021 3:51 PM|
R260 The second, I think. He's never been super famous or really rich, but he's been successful as a working actor, and I'm sure having that fade away has been hard for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||November 9, 2021 10:14 PM|
Wonder how he feels seeing Mayim go onto almost a half million an episode and then syndication cash with "The Big Bang Theory".
|by Anonymous||reply 262||November 10, 2021 10:20 AM|
WHET to the actor who played the older brother? He was cute in a geeky way.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||November 10, 2021 3:41 PM|
Was Joey runner up to the title of Sexiest Man Alive?
|by Anonymous||reply 264||November 10, 2021 3:47 PM|
R262 Probably regretting that he didn't whore himself more profitably when he was young and pretty.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||November 10, 2021 10:17 PM|
Joey couldn’t pass for the brother of Blossom or Michael (I think that was the older brothers name)
|by Anonymous||reply 266||November 10, 2021 10:19 PM|
Peacock should do "Blossom, The Next Generation" Mayin should be free after Fox shitcans her cat show after the new year.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||November 10, 2021 10:35 PM|
If he'd made more money, he would've lived more lavishly. His bankruptcy docs makes it clear he's a financial idiot. His new fiancee must LOVE that dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||November 10, 2021 10:38 PM|
Older brother Michael Stoyanov was about 10 years older than Joey Lawrence and Mayim Bialik, who were the same age.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||November 10, 2021 11:01 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 270||November 10, 2021 11:05 PM|
Michael and Mayim looked alike. Joey didn’t.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||November 10, 2021 11:06 PM|
Plus Blossom is an ACTUAL NEUROSCIENTIST! as she annoyingly brags about while selling some kind of scam memory supplement.
Dumb old Joey just can't compete with that, he should just concede and open that Only Fans account.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||November 10, 2021 11:08 PM|
[quote] Michael and Mayim looked alike
Are they both Jewish? Wasn’t the family on the show supposed to be of Italian descent?
|by Anonymous||reply 273||November 10, 2021 11:09 PM|
Stoyanov is of Bulgarian and Ukranian descent. No idea what religion he is.
Nueroscience is overrated.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||November 10, 2021 11:13 PM|
Or however you spell it.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||November 10, 2021 11:13 PM|
Joey's persona is not sexual.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||November 10, 2021 11:16 PM|
[quote]Does [R100] have “a” mental illness that makes him believe saying “an OnlyFans” is inexcusable and he alone has the power to change the shorthand used by billions of people through his incessant, grammar Nazi nitpicking?
He probably gets mad if people say "a Cadillac" rather than "a Cadillac automobile."
|by Anonymous||reply 277||November 10, 2021 11:21 PM|
Lawrence could and should be doing fine, but his idiotic level of expenditure on luxurious rented houses, leased Bentleys, etc etc, and of course multiple divorces, would sink all but the wealthiest of actors.
|by Anonymous||reply 278||November 10, 2021 11:32 PM|
R278 Ironically, Joey does not seem to know when to say "Whoa".
|by Anonymous||reply 279||November 10, 2021 11:38 PM|
[quote] For me, the main message from the bankruptcy of Lawrence and Yawn-Nelson is that you should ask for help with your debt before things get as bad as they did for the couple. Very rarely does someone amass $355,517 in debt, including $132,000 in credit card bills, in one day; rather, the debt normally builds up over time. Well before the bankruptcy, the couple had to know that they’d need to make a drastic move to clean up their finances. By taking action early, perhaps you can steer clear of a serious “Whoa!” moment regarding your finances.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||November 10, 2021 11:43 PM|
OkaaaaYyyy, r270, that didn’t end well….
|by Anonymous||reply 281||November 10, 2021 11:51 PM|
Really? He reminds me of Joey. I think the term is "prawn."
|by Anonymous||reply 282||November 10, 2021 11:54 PM|
R280 Trying to live that 1%er Hollywood lifestyle with nothing like the kind of income required to support it. Some weird LA version of 'fake it till you make it'.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||November 10, 2021 11:56 PM|
A lot of people can’t handle their finances properly. A lot. My brother is a perfect example. He’s in his 50s, has always been single, no children, salary over $100,000 and deep in debt.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||November 11, 2021 12:00 AM|
It's a lesser version of Johnny Depp, who earns like a millionaire but lives like he's a billionaire.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||November 11, 2021 12:00 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 286||November 11, 2021 12:03 AM|
Joey just needs to set his pride aside and find a nice sugar daddy.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||November 11, 2021 12:05 AM|
Oh, great! I'll have to miss this.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||November 11, 2021 1:58 AM|
I liked the hot daddy Ted Wass, who was hot in Soap, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||November 11, 2021 4:02 AM|
Hard to believe that, working in the TV industry, he couldn't pay off 300K in debt. He had a TV series.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||November 11, 2021 1:30 PM|
Leased Bentleys and multimillion dollar mansions? That should do it. On top of that, paying your agents and publicists too? I guess that if he lived in a more modest house and neighborhood, the hoi polloi would be bugging him all the time. But still…
|by Anonymous||reply 291||November 11, 2021 2:09 PM|
Has he always rented? He wasn't married long to the first wife, was he?
|by Anonymous||reply 292||November 11, 2021 2:25 PM|
Who would be bugging the Lawrences apart from middle aged women? Joey looks too gay for most gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||November 11, 2021 2:26 PM|
He just released a Christmas song
|by Anonymous||reply 294||November 12, 2021 1:45 PM|
The font size of his name looks like they consider 'Joey Lawrence' more of a sales liability than a benefit.
|by Anonymous||reply 295||November 12, 2021 1:49 PM|
Sounds like when David Silver was trying to be a singer on 90210.
|by Anonymous||reply 296||November 12, 2021 2:45 PM|
[quote] Sounds like when David Silver was trying to be a singer on 90210.
Oh wow he sang and rapped? Quite talented.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||November 12, 2021 2:57 PM|
Good Lord, A month on Onlyfans would both clean up his debt and leave him with some nice pocket change.
|by Anonymous||reply 298||November 13, 2021 4:06 AM|
R296 Or Jeremy Jordan. Maybe he and Joey can do a duet.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||November 13, 2021 4:11 AM|
^ There's No Place Like Hole for the Holidays
|by Anonymous||reply 300||November 13, 2021 4:24 AM|
I do wonder if Joey had a casting couch experience for "Blossom". Probably not, he was already known as a performer from "Gimme a Break". Then again, "Blossom", "rosebud", hmm ...
|by Anonymous||reply 301||November 13, 2021 4:28 AM|
R270, Michael has a nice body, but that face is HIT.
I haven't seen him in years, but according to IMDb, he's been steadily acting and writing for years.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||November 13, 2021 4:36 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 303||November 13, 2021 4:37 AM|
If Joey had been smart with his money he could've been set for life, but he would've had to live a middle-class lifestyle. He wanted to live the lifestyle of a millionaire and he just didn't have the finances for it. Stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 304||November 13, 2021 4:41 AM|
I actually just decided to listen to the song.
It sounds like summer 2006. In the worst way.
The intro sounds like the producer has no idea how to use a snare breakdown.
|by Anonymous||reply 305||November 13, 2021 4:47 AM|
I’m not going to lie I love “Nothin’ My Love Can’t Fix” though. I’m a sucker for anything new jack swing pop.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||November 13, 2021 4:49 AM|
Yeah, between Gimme A Break!, Blossom, Brotherly Love and Melissa & Joey, he was set for life.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||November 13, 2021 1:06 PM|
He seems sweet but dumb. That can be a nice combination but not with money involved.
I know a few former child actors and singers. Their parents project so much onto them and impart no “real life” skills. These kids become tremendously screwed up adults, as we’ve seen.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||November 13, 2021 1:18 PM|
No one sweet marries as many times as he has.
|by Anonymous||reply 309||November 13, 2021 3:23 PM|
R309 So, twice?
|by Anonymous||reply 310||November 13, 2021 5:29 PM|
He's on his third, hon.
|by Anonymous||reply 311||November 13, 2021 5:32 PM|
[quote] So, twice?
|by Anonymous||reply 312||November 13, 2021 5:32 PM|
Clearly, Joey isn't getting enough prostate stimulation in his marriages.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||November 13, 2021 6:44 PM|
I well believe he gets "the back, sac and crack" wax, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 314||November 13, 2021 6:48 PM|
One of his angels should suggest to Joey that he do an album of Eighties Classics. Wouldn't you like Joey to be your private dancer, dancer for money?
|by Anonymous||reply 315||November 13, 2021 7:01 PM|
R314 He likes to keep himself presentable, should there be a casting call.
|by Anonymous||reply 316||November 13, 2021 8:20 PM|
R314. If that’s a thing for him, I hear it’s painful and I’d gladly hold his hand (cock) as it’s being done.
|by Anonymous||reply 317||November 13, 2021 9:49 PM|
It's not that painful.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||November 13, 2021 9:55 PM|
At this point, I think he’d welcome any attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 319||November 13, 2021 10:01 PM|
As far as I know, performers don't pay agents.
|by Anonymous||reply 320||November 13, 2021 11:43 PM|
The brothers probably get it done together, like a bonding thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 321||November 14, 2021 1:14 AM|
His brothers and him have been able to pass.
|by Anonymous||reply 322||November 14, 2021 1:16 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 323||November 14, 2021 1:17 AM|
Pass a football?
|by Anonymous||reply 324||November 14, 2021 1:23 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 325||November 14, 2021 1:24 AM|
If Joey had indulged the homosex, I'm sure there would have been rumors by now. That said, he is one impeccably plucked and waxed straight guy that wears pastels well!
|by Anonymous||reply 326||November 14, 2021 2:04 AM|
[quote] He wasn't married long to the first wife, was he?
The firs wife said something like being married to Joey wasn't what she expected which fueled gay rumors on DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 327||November 14, 2021 2:15 AM|
[quote]I well believe he gets "the back, sac and crack" wax, though.
Why would he have to wax his back he has about three chest hairs.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||November 14, 2021 11:16 AM|
He’s done too much to himself to the point where he is artificial looking. Like Jude Law in A.I. Androidal.
|by Anonymous||reply 329||November 14, 2021 6:55 PM|
330 posts... Joey is truly a DL fave.
|by Anonymous||reply 330||November 14, 2021 8:12 PM|
I'm throwing him a few bucks. If he goes to the casino, not my fault
|by Anonymous||reply 331||November 16, 2021 10:29 PM|
[quote] He’s trying to make a living.
I believe Walmart is hiring.
|by Anonymous||reply 332||November 16, 2021 10:33 PM|
Damn... They couldn't have given the older brother a flattering haircut and shave?
|by Anonymous||reply 333||November 16, 2021 10:34 PM|
Serving Gigolo Joe.
|by Anonymous||reply 334||November 16, 2021 10:34 PM|
[quote] 330 posts... Joey is truly a DL fave.
Oh honey, no. We just like low-hanging fruit.
|by Anonymous||reply 335||November 16, 2021 10:34 PM|
The IRS will be waiting outside the studio.
|by Anonymous||reply 336||November 16, 2021 10:38 PM|
Blossom in that photo has a huge shit eating smile like "I'm the only one working!
|by Anonymous||reply 337||November 16, 2021 11:30 PM|
R335 It does hang rather low.
|by Anonymous||reply 338||November 16, 2021 11:30 PM|
R337 - I am shocked, SHOCKED, that "Call Me Fat:" got a second season. Who the fuck is watching that?
|by Anonymous||reply 339||November 16, 2021 11:33 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 340||November 16, 2021 11:34 PM|
[quote]Slated to debut in January 2022 on Fox, Call Me Kat season 2 will feature Lawrence, von Oÿ, and Stoyanov as themselves as they stop by Kat’s Cat Cafe for a celebrity golf tournament. Showing Kat telling delivery man Oscar (Christopher Rivas) to “meet the stars of my favorite show growing up,” the Call Me Kat season 2 teaser reveals Bialik back on screen with her Blossom crew.
I'm trying to imagine a sadder "celebrity" event.
|by Anonymous||reply 341||November 16, 2021 11:48 PM|
I hope they don't get pics of Joey doggy-bagging the craft service table - that would be sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 342||November 16, 2021 11:50 PM|
Michael Stoyanov looks even worse in that picture in R331. The one thing he had going for him was that ripped body. Now it seems like he's the size of Mayim and Joey combined.
|by Anonymous||reply 343||November 16, 2021 11:53 PM|
[quote] I'm trying to imagine a sadder "celebrity" event.
I can think of two: Celebrity Rehab and the Oscars
|by Anonymous||reply 344||November 17, 2021 2:26 AM|
Michael looks like a tranny.
|by Anonymous||reply 345||November 17, 2021 4:03 AM|
R341 It will hit peak sadness when Joey manages a single "Whoa" and then breaks down sobbing.
|by Anonymous||reply 346||November 17, 2021 4:04 AM|
I used to be famous and pretty, dammit!
|by Anonymous||reply 347||November 18, 2021 1:49 AM|
Dancing in store aisles in tight jeans.
|by Anonymous||reply 348||November 19, 2021 10:16 PM|
R348 If only he could afford anything there. Perhaps he has a collection hat out for the dancing.
|by Anonymous||reply 349||November 19, 2021 10:20 PM|
He looks ridiculous dancing.
|by Anonymous||reply 350||November 19, 2021 11:06 PM|
His legs are too skinny.
|by Anonymous||reply 351||November 19, 2021 11:07 PM|
He used to have such nice and shapely legs.
|by Anonymous||reply 352||November 19, 2021 11:08 PM|
Pics please r352…I’d love to see them.
|by Anonymous||reply 353||November 19, 2021 11:12 PM|
He didn’t. He was always short and skinny. He used to wear baggy jeans, which was the style in the 90s. You couldn’t tell he had thin legs. Now you can because of skinny jeans.
|by Anonymous||reply 354||November 19, 2021 11:14 PM|
Isn't the point of skinny jeans to show you have skinny legs?
|by Anonymous||reply 355||November 20, 2021 12:57 AM|
Well, it's like the difference between skinny and slim pins...
|by Anonymous||reply 356||November 20, 2021 1:02 AM|
Joey, looking very Mary! in 1995.
|by Anonymous||reply 357||November 20, 2021 2:04 AM|
R357 - He has a Johnny Depp/Willy Wonka vibe going on there. Whoa!
|by Anonymous||reply 358||November 20, 2021 2:06 AM|
Joey Lawrence: "I'll be a fashion victim!"
Jennifer Love Hewitt: "All your life."
|by Anonymous||reply 359||November 20, 2021 2:06 AM|
I hope Adele's new album doesn't overshadow him...
|by Anonymous||reply 360||November 20, 2021 3:04 AM|
What would a Joey album consist of in terms of song titles? (It can't all be remixes of "Whoa!")
|by Anonymous||reply 361||November 20, 2021 3:17 AM|
This look was kinda hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 362||November 20, 2021 3:56 AM|
Does Matt have any hair left?
|by Anonymous||reply 363||November 20, 2021 5:32 AM|
Matt and Andrew have their hair. Joey went bald.
|by Anonymous||reply 364||November 20, 2021 5:35 AM|
Bet Joey racked up the groupies in his heyday.
|by Anonymous||reply 365||November 21, 2021 12:16 AM|
I remember when I was about 11 or 12, Joey, Matt and Andrew had a TV show together....something about a car shop...anyways, I was too young to really understand but when Joey appeared on screen I would always get an odd feeling down there.....that being said he's aged terrible and needs to stop with the filler.
|by Anonymous||reply 366||November 21, 2021 1:42 AM|
R366, it was Brotherly Love.
|by Anonymous||reply 367||November 21, 2021 1:44 AM|
R366 They also did a Disney movie called "Jumping Ship" together in 2001.
|by Anonymous||reply 368||November 21, 2021 1:46 AM|
I don't know if I'd say he's aged terribly. He's certainly not a plastic surgery freak show. But yes, he does need to cool it with the eyebrows and the filler.
|by Anonymous||reply 369||November 21, 2021 11:30 AM|
I'd say Joey's career isn't finished - he might land a web series or some such.
|by Anonymous||reply 370||November 21, 2021 1:21 PM|
I heard Levi Kreis sing the hell out of this years ago….Joey has a thin voice.
|by Anonymous||reply 371||November 21, 2021 6:14 PM|
[quote] Joey has a thin voice.
A thin voice ... but a fat ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 372||November 21, 2021 6:40 PM|
R371 I like your bushy hair, Joey!
|by Anonymous||reply 373||November 22, 2021 3:08 PM|
Fat Ass No More.
|by Anonymous||reply 374||November 22, 2021 3:10 PM|
[quote] Fat Ass No More.
What do you mean?
|by Anonymous||reply 375||November 22, 2021 3:12 PM|
Joey no longer has a big ass. Some have suggested that he's had lipo.
|by Anonymous||reply 376||November 22, 2021 3:30 PM|
If he’s broke, how’s he living? When an entertainer is in a financial position like that, what options do they have? Loans from the bank? Friends?
|by Anonymous||reply 377||November 22, 2021 3:43 PM|
R377 They don't necessarily take everything in a bankruptcy. Offhand, I'd guess he's getting help from his family.
|by Anonymous||reply 378||November 22, 2021 3:50 PM|
One of the prior Joey Lawrence threads indicated Matthew was helping him.
|by Anonymous||reply 379||November 22, 2021 3:56 PM|
All three brothers are on Cameo, of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 380||November 22, 2021 4:05 PM|
Maybe Mayim can throw him a few bucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 381||November 22, 2021 4:11 PM|
The song is no worse than most of the other shit tracks "artists" put out today.
In fact, I kind of like the retro 90s pop sound of it.
But he is too old to be doing this style of music.
I think he'd be better off rebranding as a Michael Bublé kind of crooner. Joey needs to appeal to the white wine alcoholic mom crowd.
|by Anonymous||reply 382||November 22, 2021 4:11 PM|
Joey was fat at one point?
|by Anonymous||reply 383||November 22, 2021 4:17 PM|
R381 He'll end up punching the smug look off her face and go to jail.
|by Anonymous||reply 384||November 22, 2021 4:17 PM|
R381 I had him on my show! What more do you want?
|by Anonymous||reply 385||November 22, 2021 7:35 PM|
[quote]If he’s broke, how’s he living?
He gest "Melissa & Joey" money, he was also a producer, plays on some Family channel shows it in the mornings, and I'm sure "Blossom" and "Gimme A Break" are playing somewhere in the world
|by Anonymous||reply 386||November 22, 2021 9:55 PM|
My big takeaway from R371’s video is that he was hot when he was singing the first go around - great body, great hair, muscles, sleeveless white t-shirt. Who cares what he sounded like?
|by Anonymous||reply 387||November 22, 2021 9:58 PM|
R386, as part of his bankruptcy settlement he sold interest in his future residuals. So even if Gimme a Break is playing somewhere, he’s not benefitting.
|by Anonymous||reply 388||November 22, 2021 9:58 PM|
R388 yeah was about to comment that. Honestly if another 90s hasbeen goes up for grabs, I'd consider it.
|by Anonymous||reply 389||November 22, 2021 10:03 PM|
The guy from Veronica's Closet, maybe.
|by Anonymous||reply 390||November 22, 2021 10:06 PM|
In his bankruptcy filing it was revealed he was earning $7,000 per month yet spending $26,000.
'Lawrence, and his wife Chandie Yawn-Nelson filed for bankruptcy in July 2017 with just $8,000 in the bank and $60 in cash after accumulating $355,517.27 worth of liabilities — including $132,000 in credit card bills, $100,000 owed for automobiles, $88,000 in back taxes, $54,000 in unpaid rent and $32,000 for an unpaid loan.'
Sound financial planning! And they have since divorced, which could not have helped his already bleak assets situation.
|by Anonymous||reply 391||November 22, 2021 10:06 PM|
R385 Go vaccinate your kids, your smarmy bitch
|by Anonymous||reply 392||November 23, 2021 12:28 AM|
He seems to do only comedies, has he ever done a really serious straight drama?
|by Anonymous||reply 393||November 23, 2021 12:58 AM|
He played a Dick Clark-style dance show host in the 1950s-set American Dreams.
|by Anonymous||reply 394||November 23, 2021 1:02 AM|
They should put the Lawrence brothers in the MCU, but as who?
|by Anonymous||reply 395||November 23, 2021 2:00 AM|
Did he really make music the first go round?
|by Anonymous||reply 396||November 23, 2021 10:22 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 397||November 23, 2021 12:05 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 398||November 23, 2021 1:35 PM|
Joey could be the guy hitting on Carol Danvers - he could even get out a "Whoa" as she crushes his nuts.
|by Anonymous||reply 399||November 23, 2021 9:27 PM|
Andrew could be in a 2-player match with the Galaga Guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 400||November 24, 2021 12:58 AM|
At least he didn’t end up like Johnathan Brandis or Corey Haim or dozens of other child actors and teen idols who could not cope with aging.
|by Anonymous||reply 401||November 24, 2021 1:09 AM|
Eh, I don't think aging was their problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 402||November 24, 2021 1:13 AM|
Brandis was depressed about his career and I recall reading that he had severe acne problems as an adult, which only complicated things for him. He peaked during SeaQuest's 3-year-run and then things went downhill from there. Not drugs like Haim and some others, but booze, and ultimately hanging himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 403||November 24, 2021 2:13 AM|
Out of all the teen stars from Joey’s era, very few seem to be happy or even slightly content. Jay Ferguson is doing well and Chad Allen reinvented himself. The rest are either bitter or bizarre.
Joey had a lot of appeal as a child actor and a teenager. He could have slid into Tony Danza-type roles as an adult. Or even action movies. He seems kind of lost now. It’s sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 404||November 24, 2021 2:18 AM|
[quote] Chad Allen reinvented himself
Easy to do when you create an entire world in a snow globe.
|by Anonymous||reply 405||November 24, 2021 2:23 AM|
[Quote] He could have slid into Tony Danza-type roles as an adult. Or even action movies. He seems kind of lost now. It’s sad.
Gimme a break. Joey only had yet another sitcom a minute ago. I swear some of you closed your last issue of TV Guide in '93 and have no idea what's gone on since.
|by Anonymous||reply 406||November 24, 2021 2:27 AM|
[quote] The rest are either bitter or bizarre.
I would put Tobey Maguire and Leo Dicaprio in the latter category.
|by Anonymous||reply 407||November 24, 2021 2:30 AM|
R406 His has regular role ended 2015, but thanks for playing.
|by Anonymous||reply 408||November 24, 2021 2:48 AM|
^^ last regular role
|by Anonymous||reply 409||November 24, 2021 2:49 AM|
Joey seems like he turned out OK, he's never been arrested or found unconscious in the street. So he can't handle money. Hundred of thousands file for bankruptcy every day.
|by Anonymous||reply 410||November 24, 2021 4:28 PM|
R410 He certainly could have turned out worse.
|by Anonymous||reply 411||November 24, 2021 4:51 PM|
I'd like to turn him out.
|by Anonymous||reply 412||November 24, 2021 8:14 PM|
[quote] Gimme a break
He was on that show too?
|by Anonymous||reply 413||November 25, 2021 12:19 AM|
[quote]Joey only had yet another sitcom a minute ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 414||November 26, 2021 2:57 AM|
Is it wrong too want to see him nekkid?
|by Anonymous||reply 415||November 26, 2021 11:06 AM|
Ron R415. That’s why I check this thread daily.
|by Anonymous||reply 416||November 26, 2021 7:27 PM|
Muriel, edit abilities, please? For Christmas?
|by Anonymous||reply 417||November 26, 2021 7:29 PM|
R417 Yes, at least for the people who pay.
|by Anonymous||reply 418||November 26, 2021 7:31 PM|
I wonder how Joey's life would have turned out differently if he had pursued a career in gay porn.
|by Anonymous||reply 419||November 26, 2021 7:35 PM|
His life would have turned out short.
|by Anonymous||reply 420||November 26, 2021 7:39 PM|
R419 He'd be dead or in jail now instead of bankrupt.
|by Anonymous||reply 421||November 26, 2021 7:40 PM|
R419 Possibly gone the horrible way of Trent Olsen.
|by Anonymous||reply 422||November 26, 2021 7:41 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 423||November 26, 2021 7:43 PM|
Brother Matthew in a Speedo. Kept his hair and probably has a bigger dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 424||November 26, 2021 9:21 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 425||November 26, 2021 10:33 PM|
R424 Yup, but Andy wins the prize. That boy scares them off.
Joey's milkshake is the best, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 426||November 27, 2021 12:10 AM|
[quote] Joey's milkshake is the best
|by Anonymous||reply 427||November 27, 2021 12:11 AM|
Hey, it shot straight to the top of radio charts in Andorra and Lithuania!
|by Anonymous||reply 428||November 27, 2021 12:29 AM|
R428 Was he huge in Austria like Hasselhoff?
|by Anonymous||reply 429||November 27, 2021 4:46 AM|
Wasn't Hasselhoff huge in Germany?
|by Anonymous||reply 430||December 7, 2021 3:45 AM|
Joey, my man!
|by Anonymous||reply 431||December 9, 2021 12:42 PM|
If this thread is to make it to 600 posts, we need a music video, Joseph.
|by Anonymous||reply 432||December 9, 2021 2:33 PM|
Nothing My Love Can’t Fix….
|by Anonymous||reply 433||December 9, 2021 3:56 PM|
Something for the holidays
|by Anonymous||reply 434||December 9, 2021 3:57 PM|
Never Gonna Change my Mind….all of it, so craptacular…ultimate in cheesy teen idoldom.
|by Anonymous||reply 435||December 9, 2021 4:01 PM|
R433 But I'll take the penicillin just the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 436||December 10, 2021 12:09 AM|
R433. Nice tits.
|by Anonymous||reply 437||December 10, 2021 12:38 AM|
Matt is the hottest brother. He always read gay to me on Boy Meets World and Brotherly Love. Not just his face but his soft voice, sweet personality and always looking so uncomfortable with having to get romantic with girls. Andy the youngest brother read very straight and actually seems the most charismatic and outgoing. He is good-looking but seems to have a yo-yo weight. When he's skinny he's very hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 438||December 23, 2021 1:34 PM|
Joey has a Mohawk now?
|by Anonymous||reply 439||January 7, 2022 5:23 PM|
It looks like a squirrel is sleeping on his head.
|by Anonymous||reply 440||January 7, 2022 8:53 PM|
Unlike my Broadway tickets, at least the one I have to the gun show isn't cancelled.
|by Anonymous||reply 441||January 7, 2022 9:28 PM|
Is it some sort of lacefront? Because the sides of his head show classic male pattern baldness.
|by Anonymous||reply 442||January 8, 2022 7:38 PM|
I'd still suck his cock until he yelled "Whoa" and passed out.
|by Anonymous||reply 443||January 8, 2022 7:46 PM|