QAnon Believers Claim JFK Jr. Will 'Reappear' in Dallas, Declare Donald Trump President

Pictures from last night when the crowd started gathering

qanon is a psyop for tards

These people are so dumb.

Folie à crapload

What happens when he doesn't show?

THIS is the heart and soul of the modern Republican Party.

He was there but did not reveal himself because there was a credible threat that BND Bundesnachrichtendienst and Hugo Chávez's private army were going to take him out.

Cassandra told us so.

Will Zombie Carolyn be accompanying him? If not...why not?

Conspiracy Theorists are the dumbest people on Earth. Truly, just walking vegetables.

I can't imagine that if JFK jr were going to 'reappear' any where, he would want to do it in Dallas.

Q creator to his cult.

Some are wearing Elect Trump/JFK jr 2024 shirts. There are quite a few of them per the pics on Twitter

JFK Jr. will tell them that the crash was Carolyn's fault as she was in a hurry to get to Hyannis Port.

I feel sorry for the air crew who has to deal with these nutty shitbags on their flights home, after JFK Sr, JFK Jr. and Jackie in Assistance don't show up to restart the calendar and make Anusmouth the "King of Kings".

I hope they're all flying Southwest, at least.

Why don't these Q whack jobs think John-John is dead? Very sorry, and it was a tragedy when his plane went down, but he did die.

Thinking JFK Jr. is alive is only the tip of the iceberg of the Q batshittery, R16.

This is such great proof that people of low IQ can be conditioned to believe literally anything, if you’re shameless enough to do what it takes.

Is he still married?

Here he is guys...HE CAME BACK!!!

Please do make your presence known, JFK Jr.

Is peeled potato faced MTG going to be there? Those are, after all, her people.

I hope they are enjoying themselves. It is 52° and raining very heavy here in Dallas today, and its not going to let up anytime soon.

Maybe they’ll all commit mass suicide when this latest lunacy doesn’t come to pass. We can but hope.

My big question is why do they think JFK Jr. would associate with Dump in the first place? Patrician Jackie would look down her nose at that trash family. John John would be a Democrat.

R23, they have heavy flooding due to rains all the time and STILL don't believe in climate change.

He just likes fucking with them.

He must love the power and control he has over those idiots.

Does anyone think that JFK Jr. wasn't smokin' hot?

All masked and double vaxed, of course.

My brother is dead.

Will he be flying in?

These must be the same people who think this guy is Elvis and that Elvis and Trump are 1st cousins.

Could these Q 'nutters' be gathering for something more sinister? You just can't trust them. I hope law enforcement is prepared.

Tee hee.

These nuts are the descendants of those who, in the ‘60s & ‘70s, when I was growing up, believed Hitler was still alive.

R29 : No, that was a universally accepted truth.

JFK Jr is quite possibly the most handsome, in a very masculine way, man I've ever seen. A young Bruce Cambell is my second choice.

I have to share oxygen with these morons?

JFK Jr reappears and anoints Trump President-for-Life? Or is JFK Jr President?

"My big question is why do they think JFK Jr. would associate with Dump in the first place? "

That's what I want to know. There is no way in hell JFK Jr would have supported Trump.

And why do they believe he has the power to appoint anybody anything??

I don't think much oxygen is getting to their brains, r39.

The Great Orange Trumpkin will rise out of the loony bin patch

Will Trump grab Carolyn Bessette by the pussy?

They are lunatics and morons, of course they think JFK, Jr. is alive and the Kennedys would love that fat, orange fucker.

Sure, buddy. And you're going to regrow your teeth, too!!!

Would the next Jim Jones please step forward and point at the kool-aid?!?!

Would 60-something JFK, Jr. look like one of the MAGAT mob: fat, slovenly, badly dressed in Trump regalia?

Or would be look exactly like he did when he "supposably died"?

However he would now look - & I’m one who believes he had started to lose his beautiful looks in the last months of his life (maybe because he was on crutches & couldn’t workout - there’s no doubt he, like Teddy, would still have a fabulous head of hair.

Did he start losing his looks?

Such events make the US look as bad as Trump rallies. There really should be some Liberal counterintelligence that separates the idiots from the ones exploiting them, helping the idiots educate enough, so they no longer can be exploited by the Right Wing.

Is he bald now?

Why exactly would JFK Jr endorse a republican?

Are you really looking for traces of logical thinking in something pushed by QAnon??

The last dozen posts all basically asked the same question. The lame answer is in the link above:

The theory postulates that JFK Jr. has been in hiding for years and will eventually reveal himself as Trump’s running mate for the 2024 election, a belief that stems from a poster claiming to be JFK Jr. who contributed to an 8chan thread in 2018. Some proponents of the theory also believe that Vincent Fusca, a former sales manager in Pittsburgh, is secretly JFK Jr. in disguise, despite the fact that Fusca is inches shorter (and honestly, considerably less good-looking) than John F. Kennedy Jr. QAnon influencer Juan O. Savin has also been “suspected” to be JFK Jr. in “disguise.”

I believe!!

Who's his opening act?

So, basically they are the kids that waited each October for the Great Pumpkin, and now they’re waiting for JFK, Jr., with similar hope of success.

I can hear Trump now- “Well I heard from people that actually saw him. I’d welcome him with open arms. We’ve had many discussions in the past, I turned down dating his hot wife BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Trump’s political advisers were sure he was going to lose in ‘20. It makes no sense why Trump didn’t run with JFK, Jr., last time.

I almost feel sorry for these people. Imagine being THAT delusional.

I was talking about this in another thread a while back.

It’s crazy they think he’s some incredible genius who has faked his death despite there being no evidence in his lifetime to suggests he was intelligent.

He was the American Prince Harry.

So they thought the 104-year old father was also showing up today?! He's obviously too bust canoodling with Marilyn for such matters.

Awwwww.

I’m curious to see how they will keep the lie going. They’ll have to come up with some sort of excuse.

Its free association with American culture icons, real and fictional, alive or dead. Remember, Jesus is an American founding father, and Santa Claus is just white, that's the way it is, and Gone With the Wind is a documentary shot during the Civil War, Cesar Chavez - the inventor of the Cesar Salad - and Hugo Chavez are the same person, a commie pinko, Johnny Appleseed was the father of American farming, Jackie Kennedy was a French princess who became First Lady, etc etc.

Quanon is like a 'tard playgroup. Their adult caregivers must just be glad to be rid of them for a few hours.

Busy, not bust.

And when JFK Jr. doesn't show, they will just double down: "SEE, THE DEEP STATE GOT TO HIM!"

Please Delta Plus, work your magic on this crowd. They are too stupid to live.

What about that "killer heat" that took out the couple, baby and dog in... wherever that was, can't the Texas heat take these fuckers down?

A sunny day, some burning asphalt, drinking sugary shit without nutrients... think happy thoughts!

QAnon Crowd Super Bummed That JFK Jr. Did Not Appear in Dallas

Not only did the crowd expect JfK jr but also JFK sr, comedian Robin Williams and another comedian Richard Pryor, Kobe Bryant, actress Debbie Reynolds and racecar driver Dale Earnhardt to make appearances from the dead.

Now we know who would be future contestants for the Squid Games.

Debbie Reynolds absence is particularly significant. She was such a trooper that she surely would’ve made an appearance if she could.

It's almost midnight in Dallas. Did he reappear?

He's supposed to be wearing a diaper and pacifier when he emerges from the swamp outside Mara Lago!!! So, keep your eyes peeled!!!!

[Quote]It's almost midnight in Dallas. Did he reappear?

I'm not sure R76. Let me check...

Ah, no.

Unsurprisingly.

This delusional bullshit keeps reaching new heights. The fact that the Trump/QAnon cult is starting to pick up large followings in countries such as Germany and Japan is very troubling. I hope Ron Watkins and his father both die in a grease fire for the lies they've spread that started all of this.

They’ll say Hillary Clinton killed him on his way to Dallas.

They'll be waiting a while. He was never on time for anything in his life, was he?

I love that for Q followers a central belief is that Trump will rid the world of pedophilia. When he has very publicly while in office wished Ghislaine Maxwell "all the best", multiple times, while she's being held on charges of sex with minors, and procuring underage girls for convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, Trump's former buddy. Clearly these are his attempts to signal Maxwell to remain silent. Not to mention all of Trump's other questionable and borderline sexual escapades.

But the QAnon geniuses are big on doing their own "research".

In a perverse way, Q-Anon followers think they are smarter than the elite and the Liberals, because they are doing their own research (checking out the latest Q-Anon theory).

Really, hell IS other people.

Trouper, not trooper.

No, Trumper

Surely those people in the crowd didn't ALL believe JFK Jr was going to turn up? Some of them must just have been there to laugh at the spectacle. At least, I hope so. The alternative is rather frightening.

How did we get so many insane people here?

What IS the latest QAnon theory?

Not to dignify the whole premise, JFK Jr was a Democrat and would never have stood by Trump and probably refused to have him on the cover of George Magazine.

JFK Jr's high position in the Illuminati is more important than his public persona as America's Democratic prince. Before he went undercover, he had already been working closely with the Popes, Jimmy Hoffa (not dead), Elvis (not dead), and the Rothschilds to bring back order, morality, and white supremacy to Western Civilization.

I can’t shake the idea that as media reports this mishegas over and over that the Q-loons and adjacent deplorables interpret it as just another opportunity to own the libs.

They know it’s not true. But they revel in the spectacle.

Robin Williams was scheduled to appear? I thought I’d heard he had been still alive, but was held at Gitmo, tried by a military tribunal, and executed in the desert.

No mention of Elvis?! I guess he is really dead, dying in Kalamazoo.

I know, r91. I assume for a lot of them it's basically a tailgate party.

Did they also wait for The Great Pumpkin?

[quote] No mention of Elvis?!

Most of these people probably weren’t even born when Elvis died. That’s how old we’ve become.

Waiting Waiting.

Those Qanon people are the stupidest, most gullible people on Earth.

How are JFK Jr's 8 inches of thick French-Irish cock holding up, and what about those massive Irish potatoes? Has he raised children in secret? Are the HOT AS FUCK?

It’s 5 dimensional chess r98! You need to be red-pilled. The storm is coming and the great awakening is on the horizon.

In all seriousness though reading the stories on the QAnoncasualties subreddit it’s astonishing to me how many people are willing to end their marriages and cut off their friends, their families including their own children, over this absolute horseshit. Even risk their very lives by refusing the vaccine over some belief that it contains a microchip, makes you magnetic, or alters your DNA. Mass delusion on an epic scale.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

R90 Don't forget Judge Crater, Amelia Earhart and Marilyn Monroe!

So what are them Q boards saying today?

R93.

R104, you are one of few words (or, rather, letter & numbers).

R105.

r107

Omg

R108.

Trump Supporters Left Broken Hearted After JFK Jr Conspiracy Falls Flat

[quote] I hope Ron Watkins and his father both die in a grease fire for the lies they've spread that started all of this.

An electrical fire would be a far more believable “accident.”

I miss the harmless and kind of funny conspiracy theories, like Elvis working in a gas station in Florida or some hillbilly recounting his abduction from a corn field by aliens 👽.

Trumpsters and Qanon are basically Jim Jones Cult 2.0

r98 and they get to vote.

So what's the takeaway for the DP and liberals here and how can they use what they see, or is it enough to just make fun of them?

THESE ASSHOLES!!!!

How tall was he? It would be fun to attend something like that “in disguise” and act all mysterious.

What a bunch of stupid TARDS!

For what it's worth, the few hundred idiots who turned up in Dallas are a tiny subset of Qanon, even 'Q' Watkins has said that JFK Jr is not alive. The fact that the crowd of promised zombie celebrities did not appear will not affect these people; it will be ascribed to threats by The Deep State, Hillary's death squads, or some such bullshit -- there has *never* been a goalpost that these people cannot move.

How many presidents did JFK Jr. declare while he was alive? I didn't realize he had that power!

Rachel Maddow was playing a part of a QAnon podcast where they claimed that Donald Trump was General Patton's son and that he was some how related to the Kennedys and that Gen Flynn was a cousin of JFK Jr. so they were all related. They be crazy.

I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around all of this

[quote] My big question is why do they think JFK Jr. would associate with Dump in the first place?

These people are the biggest morons in the country, so they’ll believe literally anything:

[quote] More evidence came in the form of an (unverified) quote from Kennedy published in his George magazine just one month before his death.

[quote]He said: “If my dear friend Donald Trump ever decided to sacrifice his fabulous billionaire lifestyle to become president he would be an unstoppable force for ultimate justice that Democrats and Republicans alike would celebrate”.

[quote]The two were friends, and the photo of them together used in the post was real, from a New York Knicks game in March 1999, three months before the June 1999 issue the quote claimed to be from. The closest quote fact-checkers from the Poynter Institute’s PolitiFact found was from a story in The New York Post in November 2016 from Michael Berman, co-founder of George magazine, when Mr Trump and Kennedy schmoozed at Mar-a-Lago.

[quote]“As frequently happened to Kennedy at his events, talk soon turned to whether he could envision himself running for president. Trying to deflect the presidential chatter, Kennedy noted that the Trump estate was far more glamorous than a Kennedy family compound a few miles away. ‘I think you should be asking those questions of Donald,’ Kennedy said, according to Berman. ‘He’d clearly have the most extravagant winter White House.’”

Seriously how did we get there? How are people actually believing all this shit, I saw a woman on TV say out loud on camera she really believes Hilary Clinton eats babies. Did we poison the water, food chain?

Facebook for the most part

But YouTube has it fair share of blame as well as MSM being gateways to this nonsense

R124, have you been sheltered from the fact that a lot of people are cretins?

The Q cult is mobilizing morons to help establish a rightwing strongman government in the USA.

Well, think about it. Who *wouldn't* go to great lengths to avoid SJP?

[quote]One Dallas resident pointed out that no parade permits had been obtained for the parade of dead celebrities that was supposed to follow on Tuesday afternoon.

Uh-oh, logical thinking. He’ll have to turn in his Q card and go home.

The funniest thing of all is, here’s the guy they think is JFK Jr:

I mean it WOULD be funny if it weren’t being used as a crowbar to destroy the country.

They even had flags made with JFK JR on them, that can't be cheap.

[quote] Micki Larson-Olson, who wore a QAnon-themed Captain America costume Tuesday, said she not only believes JFK Jr. is alive — she also believes that his father was never assassinated and that the 104-year-old former president will appear to help usher in a Trump-JFK Jr. administration.

[quote] My big question is why do they think JFK Jr. would associate with Dump in the first place?

And why do Republicans want to be associated with the Kennedys?

They think that Munchkin is JFK Jr.?

As to that guy not resembling JFK Jr. to be fair that did have to reassemble him from the parts recovered from that horrible plane crash, and there may not have been enough left to make him fully 6’1”.

I read some Q stuff way back when and it read like some bad fanfic, but with child molestation and brutal, brutal, child sex abuse. I'm convinced they get off on this lurid shit.

[quote] As to that guy not resembling JFK Jr. to be fair that did have to reassemble him from the parts recovered from that horrible plane crash, and there may not have been enough left to make him fully 6’1”.

I'm skeptical that the original was even 6'1".

It’s a cult. Just like the Moonies. They want to belong and be in a group that accepts them. They are emotionally manipulated, not intellectually. They also have become mesmerized by the words they read and the images of memes that they are bombarded with in the little computers that keep them company 24/7. They are lonely. They have ugly feelings and opinions. They stick with their cult for their lives now. They feel they are special and “godly”. But they won’t be if they leave the group. It’s their religion. They are afraid of judgement. They do the judging in their pseudo-religion. They have masochistic god complex.

R137, they the Moonies seem like sober, serious people.

^make

I watched an Anderson Cooper clip in which he interviewed a former QAnon conspiracy theorist and asked him if he actually believed that he (Cooper) drank the blood of children, to which he replied "Yes, I did." He is no longer a follower and apologized to him during the interview.

As they continued to discuss the QAnon belief system, the former follower explained to Cooper that there is nothing you can say to change their thinking, and whatever you do will only serve to convince them even further of your guilt. This is a level of lunacy that rivals the collective hysteria during the Salem witch trials.

These people aren't just insane, they're downright dangerous—to the point of becoming an existential threat to the rule of law if there's a breakdown in our civil institutions. Another Trump term could easily pave the way for that to happen.

Everybody knows that JFK, Jr. lives in the basement of Rocket Pizza with 12 year old boys who are kept in kennels, and they use their blood in the pizza sauce, which is why everyone loves it so much! Once drained of all their blood the boys are forced to take make-up tutorial classes so they can be "Transified" and turned into girls, and off course, sold into sex slavery!!

TRUMP 2024!!!

[quote]However he would now look - & I’m one who believes he had started to lose his beautiful looks in the last months of his life (maybe because he was on crutches & couldn’t workout - there’s no doubt he, like Teddy, would still have a fabulous head of hair.

He'd be a silver fox now, but you're right - Kennedys have their issues, but they've got great hair!

I think he was likely weighed down by problems at George & with his crazy wife

If he *was* alive, he'd no doubt be very polite to Dump, but with a wink & nod to make sure everyone knew he thought Trump was a gross pig. Sigh...it's sad he's gone

Did we miss it? Was there a sad live stream?

[quote] I miss the harmless and kind of funny conspiracy theories, like some hillbilly recounting his abduction from a corn field by aliens 👽.

No, no, that there is real. It happened to two of my uncles. Uncle Bubba was abducted but it wasn’t a corn field, it was his outhouse.

And my other Uncle Bubba was not only abducted but probed too. He said it happened down there at the motel over there on Redfern Street and that the alien looked like a nice young guy, not like the guy you done pictured.

Watching that video of the supposed "JFK Jr", it comes across as trolling. I don't buy that half these people believe any of it, they just want to be part of it for whatever reason. For those that do believe in this nonsense, it's mental illness being caused by something. It just has to be.

The crowd recited the pledge of allegiance. Fucking morons

"You'll see, one day! I SWEAR BY THE MARTYRS OF JADE HELM, YOU"LL ALL SEE!"

Qanon casualties on reddit is heartbreaking. It's a lot of teens whose parents totally checked out and are ignoring their kids' basic needs and now the kids are taking care of their young siblings. Some of the parents are dying of covid now and these same family members are relieved. It's like the parents are heroin addicts, but for conspiracies starring a messianic Donald Trump. Heroin makes more sense tho.

JFK Sr was in terrible health when he was alive, if he hadn't had been assassinated he probably wouldn't have lived much into his 60's, the idea that he could have lived to be a 104 is beyond ridiculous.

R44, good grief!

I wish these lunatics were right. I would love to have JFK Jr back among the living.

Not gonna lie, I would've checked it out if Q-Anon had predicted the return of Bea Arthur, Estelle Getty, and Rue McClanahan. Because these gals are actual Saints (at least in my mind).

R150 that corresponds with what I've read about JFK. I've read that medical professionals have surmised that if JFK had lived a natural lifespan, he probably wouldn't have lived past his late 60s/early70s, so that would've placed his death sometime in the 1980s.

Is it possible that they've resumed MKULTRA and these QAnon people are test subjects that are on a high dosage of drugs?

[quote] she not only believes JFK Jr. is alive — she also believes that his father was never assassinated and that the 104-year-old former president will appear to help usher in a Trump-JFK Jr. administration.

Back row: Jackie on Assistance, JFK

Middle row: JFK, Jr.

Front row: Robert F Kennedy, Ted Kennedy

I almost find Qanon aka the stupidity pandemic scarier than the coronavirus pandemic…

Jesus Fucking Kennedy!

I'm 6'2 and JFK Jr was 6, possibly 6 and 1/2. In height. His hard dick was true 8 and wonderful. JFK Jr was smaller than he photographed. He had muscles but he was slight like his parents. He had beautiful voluminous hair which added height to his look.

To the people wondering why the very loyally Democratic Kennedys have such a place in this conspiracy. If you "do the research" or talk to any of them, they believe that JFK was the last "good" Democrat President, maybe President period until Trump, and that he was killed by the deep state because he was on the verge of exposing them, they will also tell you that every President between Kennedy and Trump were corrupt puppets of the deep state, with perhaps the exception of Reagan who most believe wasn't until the deep state had him shot to send a message and then he fell in line.

Really QAnon seems to be like if you took all the popular antigovernmental conspiracies' of the last 50-70 years and mixed them together. Basically a Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory.

Before QAnon, I enjoyed reading conspiracy theories but out of entertainment. Of course though, the fact is that our government can be shady at times and too secretive. We know that some of the early growth of the conspiracy community was actually the CIA conspiring to push certain theories. Which to a conspiracy theorist does not disprove the validity of CTs but instead proves that the government is involved in conspiracies.

Mikey didn't really die eating Poprocks!

Rod Stewart had microfilm in his stomach, not just a half gallon of cumloads.

[quote] Mikey didn't really die eating Poprocks!

You’re right. Was the soda pop he drunk after what did him in.

It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

Very original, r163.

Nobody thought of that correlation yet. Good job!

The doctor says it’s time for your bath.

Really corny r164.

Be better.

Yeah, because the eighteenth time we’ve heard your great pumpkin joke isn’t corny at all. It’s the epitome of wit.

Mmmkay.

If JFK, Sr., can just make it until the 30th of this month, he will have outlived (104, 6 months, 1 day) his Mother (104, 6 months). Go Jack!!!

R166 r167

R168, maybe you should consider unblocking some of the people you have on block. There seem to be a lot of them.

R169, I’ve blocked the blocker. He thinks he’s funny 🙄🙄🙄.

Now I’m sure he’ll post my post number—but I won’t see it. Yay!

Do QAnon weirdos think that Carolyn and her sister also fake their deaths?

I’m kinda new to this concept of blocking people here. Can someone explain this process to me?

[quote] I’m kinda new to this concept of blocking people here. Can someone explain this process to me?

If there is some who annoys you and you don't want to see their posts any longer you click on the silhouette in orange with a line through it after their comment and then you will no longer see that persons comments. If you change your mind later or make a mistake and wish to unblock someone, click on the ignored green tab at the top of this page and you will get a list of the comments you have ignored and click on the X to the right and that will unblock them.

^^^^^ and when you stop seeing your own comments it means you have blocked yourself, which seems to happen a lot, not to me yet but I don't block many people, I have only one person on block right now.

Thanks! Where to begin?!

One more question. If the person or persons blocked start(s) a new thread, is the existence and entirety of that thread unknown to you?

R176 No, usually if you click on it you can't read OP but you can the replies.

Thanks again.

@145 is a troll account, posting from Betelgeuze γ.

R145 is a troll account posting from Betelgeuze epsilon. YOU WON'T FOOL US! We know what's going down!

^ And sorry for the double post, it didn't show up at first.

[quote]QAnon Believers Claim JFK Jr. Will 'Reappear' in Dallas, Declare Donald Trump President

I suspect they confused JFK Jr. with DJT Jr.

Poor stupid things.

[quote] One more question. If the person or persons blocked start(s) a new thread, is the existence and entirety of that thread unknown to you?

The person you blocked, their threads won't appear in the main list of threads, but they will show up to the right in the thread watcher. If you click on it there you won't see what the OP posts so you won't really see the main topic of the thread, just the headline.

BTW some people assume when you block someone, you are blocking them from seeing your posts but that is wrong, you are blocking yourself from seeing what they post, so in effect it is yourself that is being blocked from seeing some posts.

[quote]As they continued to discuss the QAnon belief system, the former follower explained to Cooper that there is nothing you can say to change their thinking, and whatever you do will only serve to convince them even further of your guilt. This is a level of lunacy that rivals the collective hysteria during the Salem witch trials.

Wait, nothing you can say to change their thinking, but he could?

R184 Where did I say or imply in my post that Cooper managed to change the QAnon's views? I don't feel like digging up the article again, but I don't remember it mentioning that at all.

No, Cooper is saying that the Qtards have to discover on their own that they've been conned.

If anyone tires to TELL them, they don't believe it and dig in farther but if they realize it on their own, they will give it up.

[quote] dig in farther

Oh, dear.

JFK in hiding actually makes sense. A 104 year old man who is missing half of his head would stand out in a crowd. 😑

Is Jackie coming back to tell these people how vulgar and low class they all are? I would pay to see that.

What about Little Edie?

R189 R190

[quote]Where did I say or imply in my post that Cooper managed to change the QAnon's views? I don't feel like digging up the article again, but I don't remember it mentioning that at al

No, wasn't he a Q'er and he states they won't change, yet he does change.

My mother has a friend who seems to believe that the person we see in presidential photos etc. is a stand-in because Biden is completely incapacitated.

R192 The fact that there are people who have managed to crawl out of the insanity of their rabbit hole does not mean the former follower contradicted himself.

The former Q conspiracy theorist's intent of meaning in that statement was that there's no rational discussion to be had with the vast and overwhelming majority of them. If you are not among and walk with them, before you even utter a word you are already the enemy, and thusly, whatever you say has no validity.

Just so long as these Qasses realise that mass suicide IS an option…

A year has passed since their messiah got kicked out on his ass, how long can they hold onto the delusion he will be “reinstated”?

[quote] how long can they hold onto the delusion he will be “reinstated”?

Jess you wait and see. Febuary ain’t but right ‘round the corner.

I’m shocked that had to be explained, r194, but bravo for having the patience to do it.

Did he show? Maybe they just got the date wrong.

[quote] The former Q conspiracy theorist's intent of meaning in that statement was that there's no rational discussion to be had with the vast and overwhelming majority of them. If you are not among and walk with them, before you even utter a word you are already the enemy, and thusly, whatever you say has no validity.

Really that is true for the true believers of any group.

cunts, AHOY

Oh, I prefer Chips Ahoy!

The Q cult are aiming way too high in expecting JFK Jr. to appear.

Be realistic. Seek Miss Lindsey, and she shall come.

R199 Really, it's not. The word "group" in your context is quite vague. Do you mean any sort of body of people coalesced for any purpose, or those with extreme, far off the beaten path agendas and ideologies?

If you mean in the surroundings of political extremism, then that would largely be the case, but not every group's inner circle (for whatever purpose) is inherently hostile and diametrically opposed to anyone's beliefs that are not their own.

What makes them think JFK Jr would be Republican? It’s a missed opportunity not dropping a bomb on these idiots when they gather.

R203 By using true believer, I meant those in cult-like groups.

They believe JFK Jr. survived the plane crash or did not crash at all. These people embrace conspiracy theories. JRK Jr. (then) was relatively young, very good looking, and the son of a popular President that was killed. It is not about, a now non-existent JFK Jr. having told a recent political ideology that they embrace; it is advancing a new conspiracy theory that JFK Jr. overcame the sinister plot of deep state operatives, and he will now reveal himself to the QAnon crowds where he will safe to speak and be protected going forward.

Nutty shit.

Nuttier’n squirrel shit.

Conspiracy theories make stupid people feel smart.

It gets better/worse:

[quote]UPDATE: the situation with JFK Jr. Truthers at Dealey Plaza has, believe it or not, taken an even more bizarre turn. They've now gathered into a single line and are one by one approaching a man with a bird on his shoulder who appears to be giving them individual directions.

Next gathering they will build a Trump effigy out of their excrement and place it in Lincoln's box a Ford's Theatre.

Why did The Deep State kill Liberal Democrat JFK Jr. in 1999?

Is that painting of Trump being auctioned off supposed to look like Slim Pickens riding a bomb down to Earth?

O dear. I had to giggle at R188.

And Elvis is going to give the keynote address.

R208 nailed it.

r215

We should start a QAnon conspiracy cult just for us gays. Let’s start the theories by starting a rumor saying something like Joan Rivers and 100 year old Judy Garland are coming out of hiding (they never really died) and will be running the country as co-presidents in 2022. Jared Kushner and Lindsey Graham have been making cocktails from the blood of kidnapped children in a secret chamber beneath a Georgetown hair salon. It’s real easy to make shit up, and it’s a lot of fun too.

R217 You know Joan Rivers is already part of the QAnon conspiracy, right? Depending on the person, the deep state killed her because she knew the truth that Michelle Obama is trans, or some think her friend Trump has her hidden away for her safety from the deep state who tried to kill her over the MO trans thing. Why he couldn't have her reveal that to us at some point in his presidency, they don't know.

R22, ever notice all the women in Q are all violently murdered and dead, dead yet 104 year old JFK is right as rain

It’s always Dead Jackie or Dead JFK 1 or 2 that the hillbilly trash want to come back. As in life, nobody gives a fuck about me- not even the little dead fags. Neither Gore nor Truman will return my calls from hell. Meanwhile, Liberace keeps trying to squeeze his still fat ass into all of my designer Jackie castoffs.

^ Your Highness will replace the bald eagle in The Great Seal of Q-Murica

R220 Lee, princess, I'm sorry to tell you this but more people would be interested in Big and Little Edie's return, than yours.

Did anyone get stomped or stepped on?

Why can’t they just arrange a mass suicide like a decent cult? Piddly amateurs.

They can’t possibly believe that. I think they are laughing at us laughing at them.

Hitler is still alive in Argentina. He's age 132. He survived Covid by taking Ivermectin.

[quote]QAnon Believers Claim JFK Jr. Will 'Reappear' in Dallas

I ain't cleaning that up.

QAnon believers who flocked to Dallas to see JFK Jr. reappear are refusing to leave, saying they want to set up a permanent HQ there

Don't these people have, I don't know, jobs or something to go home to?

R229 No. Many of these people are the ones that should be manning the McDonald's, Wal-Marts, Dollar Generals, and gas stations of the country, and driving the trucks, but they aren't.

R239 r240

I'm evah so glad to be back and S-T-A-U-N-C-H. (Mutha Dawhling couldn't become because she has to watch the cats.) The aftahlife was so unstylish—they don't even let you weah a nice skuht or plan an outfit fuh the day.

I now have supah-human powahs. I'm going to tyehn that boorish Mistah Trump into a pile of "pah-tay" and feed him to the rac-cewns.

It didn’t land, Little Edie.

I commend you for trying, though.

R221 Yikes! If I looked like Lee I'd be a total bitch to everyone I met too.

We're witnessing a re-capitulation of how what eventually became known as "Christianity" started in the middle 2nd century.

In a century or so (probably much faster now, due to enhanced social media technology), it could take over the world.

He was with me. Such a handsome gentleman caller.

They're apparently planning on staying at Dealey Plaza.

R225 Cultists are not noted for their wry sense of humor.

BarbeQ at the eternal flame!

R239, the 'Eternal Flame' is at Arlington National Cemetery in Virginia. The QAnon cultists are camping out in Dallas, Texas, at the site of the assassination.

I’m reminded of the Bayside Catholics who meet by the World’s Fair globe in Queens to await visitations from Mary.

Are they still in Dallas?

why can’t they just go full Jonestown? would save us all a lot of trouble.

A Heaven’s Gate scenario would be a good way for them to go. Is there a comet on the way (with a spaceship behind it) anytime soon?

There’s always one.

If you believe.

QAnon supporters gathered again in Dallas earlier this week, even after their original vigil produced nothing. According to Lecaque, there are parallels between QAnon's Texas pilgrimages and the "People's Crusade," where lay people took up arms en masse to defend the Holy Land in the Middle Ages.

"It's a nightmarish fever dream," wrote Lecaque. "A hilarious hot mess with hints of cringe. Certainly the sort of thing that observers abroad would look at, laugh at, scratch their heads, and move on with their day. But we should resist the urge to treat this as a joke, because it's not. It's not funny, even though it is weird. It's a murder in waiting."

"So as the rest of us prepare to share Thanksgiving meals with family and friends, at home, spare a moment for the families whose loved ones have been subsumed by this cult, creating misery that will end no one knows how."

I'm surprised a JFK Jr impersonator hasn't shown up. What a career that would be for a failed actor. Otherwise won't somebody make a movie about this. I give you the rights!

Stop giving away my rights!!

Will JFK Sr also be making a return in Dallas?

Reno 911 is debuting a new episode titled "The Hunt For QAnon"

"When Prophecy Fails" focuses on the failure of prophecies to come true, termed disconfirmation by Festinger, and the accompanied renewal of energy and faith in their source of divine guidance. His theory presupposes the cult having certain identifying features, such as: (a) belief held with deep conviction along with respective actions taken, (b) the belief or prediction must be specific enough to be disconfirmed (i.e., it didn't happen), (c) the believer is a member of a group of like-minded believers who support one another and even proselytize. All of these characteristics were present in the saucer cult.

Of particular interest in Festinger's book is how the followers of Mrs. Keech reacted to each disconfirmation (failed date). Little attempt was made to deny the failure. The strength to continue in the movement was derived, not largely from the rationalizations , but from the very energy of the group itself and its dedication to the cause. This explains why proselytizing wasso successful later in reinforcing the group's sagging belief system. Festinger relates:

"But whatever explanation is made it is still by itself not sufficient. The dissonance is too important and though they may try to hide it, even from themselves, the believers still know that the prediction was false and all their preparations were in vain. The dissonance cannot be eliminated completely by denying or rationalizing the disconfirmation. But there is a way in which the remaining dissonance can be reduced. If more and more people can be persuaded that the system of belief is correct, then clearly it must, after all, be correct. Consider the extreme case: if everyone in the whole world believed something there would be no question at all as to the validity of this belief. It is for this reason that we observe the increase in proselytizing following disconfirmation. If the proselytizing proves successful, then by gathering more adherents and effectively surrounding himself with supporters, the believer reduces dissonance to the point where he can live with it."

They are not wealthy enough for Trump to invite them to Mar-a-Lago and be entertained by Miss Lindz Belle doing a belly dance. Only rich, donating old codgers get that treat.

In my QAnon chapter, we believe it's *Deanna Durban* who is going to reappear. She hasn't decided who she's going to declare as president yet, though.

Russia China US UK Israel middle east need to be in group therapy. Conducted by Canada.

[quote]QAnon nuts in Dallas rolling out to the holiday parade today.

Now it is said, JFK Jr., Elvis, and Billy Mays, will appear together.

Billy Mays?!?! Now that's a get!!

Bonnie Franklin did in fact return to Dallas from the dead yesterday, but no one from QAnon got excited about it.

Did it happen? I haven't been watching the news, so I'm not sure what's going on.

Dammit, r258!

Damn I wish this was true! I wanted to eat JFK Jr.’s ass for years!

If you want to eat his ass, R261, there’s a piece over there… and another piece over there… and…

Even if JFK Jr. was alive, he could declare the moon was made of cheese and that doesn't make it so. "Declare Donald Trump President" why would any sane person take the word of someone who has disappeared themself so long and why would his opinion matter in the least. These Q people are really nuts.

I’m actually a little surprised no one has pretended to be JFK Jr. back from the grave yet

It wouldn’t even have to look like him.

There have been these kinds of cults for years… but I was wondering if it were a modern phenomenon due to the rise of media and connectivity. I mean, Mormons were a cult… so I don’t know.

With the return of Billy Mays, he could sell the Q cult on anything.

I still can’t figure out why they think he’d be Republican.

[quote] I still can’t figure out why they think he’d be Republican.

The Q's think that the Democrats are child molesting pedophiles who drink children's blood, and in their twisted minds JFK Jr. would support Trump because of course he is against this and someday Trump will jail all the Democratic Party pedophiles and restore America to some sort ideal point in their minds that was ideal in the past.

You can't expect reasonable thought from cult members.

Or correct sentences from Dataloungers, apparently.

Quick, somebody post that John-John will appear in the desert. The exact location where they filmed THE CONQUERORS. Tell them to roll around in the sand naked.

At first glance, the JFK heads look like Secretary Pete heads.