Recap: Gemma has spent hundreds of pounds on five Blind Chubbies concerts, including a booze cruise on an icebreaker ship in December, where everyone will get wasted on 80% proof Finnish vodka.
Lardos Thread 19: Butterballs Niall Hogran, Lewis Fataldi, Greasy Niko of Lard Channel and their Superstan Gemma
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 21, 2021 1:24 PM |
I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 27, 2021 12:00 AM |
Thank you for making a new thread.
I have noticed too that Niko tries to make cute faces but it just makes him look even worse. A lard ball like Niko cannot look cute, even if he tried.
In the link he is trying to look cute and holding a photograph of himself, looking ugly. He probably thought the photo was amazing.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 27, 2021 12:14 AM |
And Niall. He wants to be more popular than he is. I don’t think people would even recognise him on the streets. If he wanted to sell out arenas he would have to lose 60 pounds for a start. Although I don’t think that would help him anymore. He should have thought about that before he decided to stuff his greasy face and gain a ton of weight.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 27, 2021 12:20 AM |
Yep, most of the fans who bought Flicker have moved on to Shawn Mendes or BTS. I don't know why Niall thought turning into a human dough ball would go down well with a fandom who stanned him because he was cute and skinny.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 27, 2021 10:15 AM |
Human dough ball! The only person who will find that type of ball hot is Gemma. She is the same dough ball species.
Niall would probably have more fans if he didn’t change his looks. It’s weird that he seems to like the way he looks. Just like Fat Niko. These lardos would get on well actually.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 27, 2021 11:37 AM |
It has always tickled me that Joey Fatone was the fat-one.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 27, 2021 11:44 AM |
New picture of Fat Greasy Niko. He thinks he looks super cute here.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 27, 2021 4:37 PM |
I'm not sure Niall can do cute again, he's too far gone.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 27, 2021 9:07 PM |
No he cannot. It’s too late now.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 27, 2021 9:20 PM |
SPAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 27, 2021 9:24 PM |
Lardo R10.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 27, 2021 9:28 PM |
R10 - burger loving Klan Granny
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 28, 2021 12:26 PM |
Anon Asked: Niall and Lewis would love Niko! I wonder who can drink the most pints of beer without collapsing?
G's Reply: aahah yessss i bet they would love niko ! (okay but for real who wouldn’t? he seems so nice and he is super funny) idk who could drink the most but i know that would be a long night and i wouldn’t mind joining them 👏🏼👏🏼! they’re the best
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 28, 2021 12:27 PM |
Of course Niall Hogran and Lewis Fataldi would love their fellow alcoholic pig friend. And Gemma would love to join them. She knows it would be a long night. That’s concerning. I can’t believe she would like to join them. They would have a huge junk food feast after the drinks.
Who would be able to drink the most? We know that all of them can drink A LOT.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 28, 2021 12:54 PM |
Butterballs Niall would eat and drink them under the table. He'd probably be the biggest smoker too.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 28, 2021 6:54 PM |
These threads are so strange. It’s like walking into the dark room of some fetish club.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 28, 2021 7:09 PM |
R16, I agree. It's obviously one...maybe two (?) people obsessed with a bunch of twits no one with an IQ over the calcium percentage content of raw oysters has ever heard of.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 28, 2021 7:24 PM |
I guess people have never heard of one of the biggest boy bands of the last decade. I guess you are American.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 28, 2021 7:38 PM |
I guess we have taste and you don't, sweetie.
If you and your sock puppet would like to fuck off, you can borrow our lube.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 28, 2021 9:49 PM |
R16 Do these threads turn you on or why are you calling it a fetish club? I would have never thought this would turn anyone on. We’re just laughing at the fat lardos.
Massive Niko posted another ugly photo of himself. This time he is topless and his flabby chest area looks gross. He has manboobs.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 28, 2021 11:06 PM |
Put the Klan Granny trolls who've never heard of Niall Horan and Lewis Capaldi on ignore. I can understand people not knowing who Niko is, though.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 29, 2021 6:55 AM |
That is true. Niko is more unknown and not popular like Niall and Lewis are. Niko has less than 50K followers on Instagram. Niall has almost 30 million and Lewis 5.5 million.
I noticed that Niko has edited his saggy manboob to look smoother underneath the nipple. You can see an area that he has blurred out and that looks suspiciously smooth. Maybe he tried to hide that skin fold that’s forming because of his weight. Was he embarrassed about his flabbiness?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 29, 2021 9:27 AM |
I wonder if butterballs Niall will reach out to Zayn since he's been caught up in a problem about battering his potential mother in law, would be nice friendship
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 29, 2021 8:52 PM |
Zayn is a vicious abuser so I think Niall will steer clear of him.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 30, 2021 10:39 AM |
Gemma has been filling her belly with high calorie items again. She is so gross that she has to dunk super greasy fries in creamy and fattening ice cream.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 30, 2021 11:30 AM |
A greasy fry dipped into a smoothie - what a grotesque combination of flavours. She really is a glutton.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 30, 2021 3:14 PM |
She is! It’s unbelievable how she shares all of her weird and gross food combinations on social media. Only fatties like that kind of things. She would probably love that bacon ice cream they sell in the United States.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 30, 2021 3:50 PM |
Niall is a fat fatty.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 30, 2021 4:09 PM |
Gemma is fat. Fat Gemma.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 30, 2021 4:10 PM |
Niko is a fatty who is fat. Like fat Gemma. Also fat.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 30, 2021 4:10 PM |
Sometimes I put my finger in my asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 30, 2021 4:10 PM |
Because fat. Fat.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 30, 2021 4:11 PM |
Niko fat.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 30, 2021 4:11 PM |
Fat.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 30, 2021 4:12 PM |
Someone got excited. That’s right though. Niall, Lewis, Gemma and Niko are fat and ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 30, 2021 6:53 PM |
A Klan Granny is trolling the thread. Put poster R31 on ignore.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 31, 2021 12:22 PM |
R28 - R34 are all the same troll. I put R31 on ignore and seven posts disappeared!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 31, 2021 12:23 PM |
Thanks. I did too.
I wonder if Greasy Gemma has been celebrating Halloween?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 31, 2021 1:35 PM |
I'm sure Niall will have some food and drink...any excuse.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 31, 2021 2:28 PM |
Definitely! He will be feasting over the weekend. Every single day. A lot of food and drinks!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 31, 2021 2:42 PM |
Greasy food, lots of alcohol, cigarettes and possibly some drugs, Niall knows how to live.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 31, 2021 8:46 PM |
Gemma posted this. Celebrating Halloween with giant plates of fried food and boxes of biscuits on the floor! Gross. Can anyone spot the alcohol?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 1, 2021 12:46 AM |
Of course!!!! So much food. In the first photo I can see a bottle that looks like a wine bottle? She is probably consuming thousands of calories worth of food and alcohol. Maybe she dressed up as a pig?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 1, 2021 2:17 AM |
Greasy Gemma said she also ordered Domino’s. So she had pizza and probably other sides too.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 1, 2021 11:29 PM |
Why did the sow need Dominos as well as all that food she had spread out on the floor?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 3, 2021 12:09 AM |
She literally does not need any of that. She’s had more than enough to eat. There was so much food on the floor already and then she had Domino’s too. Probably a whole pizza with sides just for herself.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 3, 2021 12:28 AM |
Feasting yet again!
today we went out for dinner with our listening party crew. it was the first time after march 2020 that we saw each other with all of us being there. it was so good to spend time with the girls <3and also my friend came from finland today. it’s gonna be a lovely few days when she is here . and she brought me some finnish goodies . so lovely!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 3, 2021 2:29 AM |
Wow! That’s so much food! Pasta, cakes and other high calorie items. And she ate all of that in one day. She is never going to stop. She has no shame. All of that and a GIANT bag of sweets.
She is never going to lose weight. She will just keep on piling on the pounds.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 3, 2021 5:36 AM |
I think Hogran might even struggle to keep up with all the calories.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 3, 2021 8:08 AM |
I think so too. I am actually surprised how much Greasy Gemma eats. How can one short girl eat so much?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 3, 2021 8:41 AM |
Niko used to look so different a few years ago. Quite hot!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 6, 2021 12:26 AM |
Niko looked like a cute boybander only a few years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 6, 2021 6:59 AM |
He did! He has changed so much. He grew a massive double chin and a belly. His hair looked really nice shorter. He actually looked good before. He ruined his looks.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 6, 2021 10:07 AM |
Gemma used to get likes on her posts of her food and bedroom but these days she gets none. All her Niall followers have deserted her because of all the ugly Blind Chubbies content.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 7, 2021 1:50 AM |
So now she is fat and lonely. She deserves it.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 7, 2021 1:53 AM |
Nah, she still has her fatmates.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 7, 2021 1:56 AM |
It’s good that she doesn’t get any likes on her posts anymore. Let’s hope she will keep posting them though. All of those posts are hilarious and it’s unbelievable how much she can eat.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 7, 2021 1:57 AM |
It’s very funny how she says she ate four pizzas, for example, and no one likes her posts.
She probably has massive feasts with her FATMATES. Their house smells of burgers and pizza.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 7, 2021 1:59 AM |
They will be on first name terms with all the local delivery boys. Pizza Hut, Dominos, Uber Eat.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 7, 2021 2:01 AM |
Definitely! They probably get lots of discounts too for their bulk orders. Gemma will continue ballooning bigger.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 7, 2021 2:03 AM |
The average 500m long London high street has FIFTY different restaurants and take aways! Gemma and her FATMATES will be spoilt for choice. My brother lives there and has Chinese, Indian, Romanian, Turkish, Greek, Thai, German, two fish and chip shops, four Italian and several pizza places all within a ten minute walk of his house.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 7, 2021 2:04 AM |
That’s Gemma’s dream! She has probably tried most of them already. I wonder what her favourite is? Probably the one with the most calories!
I imagine that she eats takeout food every day!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 7, 2021 2:06 AM |
There are also Bubble Tea shops everywhere in the UK now. I was horrified to see one only a hundred metres from my house. What the fuck. Plus places like Creams which are devoted to high calorie desserts. It's a fatty's paradise.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 7, 2021 2:11 AM |
Can someone make thread 20 as this will be zapped soon.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 7, 2021 2:11 AM |
Be careful! Soon you might see Greasy Gemma waddling towards the Bubble Tea shop with a massive McDonald’s bag in her hand.
Gemma will love those dessert places. Thousands of calories every single day. PIG!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 7, 2021 2:14 AM |
Thread 20 is here. Let’s continue there when this one gets paywalled.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 7, 2021 2:17 AM |
I am happy they haven’t started a Bubble Tea shop near me yet. I don’t want to see those lardos queuing up for their creamy drinks. How fattening are those?
Seeing obese Gemma in the wild would be a nightmare.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 7, 2021 2:26 AM |
Thanks for the new thread. Good that this one is still going - it means that more people are posting in it. Gemma in the wild would be funny to witness!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 7, 2021 10:50 AM |
Does she actually eat so much? So what do you think Gemma in the wild would be like?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 7, 2021 12:02 PM |
She does!
She and her FATMATES went to the Supermarket with their suitcases! SUITCASES! Imagine how much food they bought.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 9, 2021 11:56 PM |
I am happy that there is a thread to talk about how fat Gemma is. Maybe more people will start similar threads. I look forward to the next thread. This one will be paywalled soon. It is good to have these threads and the mouse is good for petting.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 10, 2021 12:11 AM |
Niall stans will gladly hold up his stomach in order to suck him off.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 10, 2021 4:13 AM |
The fatmates took suitcases to the supermarket! You couldn't make this up. Greedy pigs. They're students yet spending a fortune on food every week. Disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 10, 2021 5:17 AM |
Gross new photo of greasy goth heavyweight Niko with lots of black eyeliner all over his fat face.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 10, 2021 5:18 AM |
Gemma cannot say no to food. I wonder how much money she spends on food every week?
Ew! Look at Niko’s flabby arms too! His body looks so soft. So ugly. He does think he looks good! That eyeliner makes his face even worse. How is he not embarrassed?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 10, 2021 5:30 AM |
Greasy alcoholic Niko is here! Gemma said in the tags that he chose the biggest glass and she also said she would too. Gross alcoholic Finns.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 12, 2021 8:37 PM |
NIko is vile and getting fatter with each passing week, it seems.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 14, 2021 12:36 AM |
He definitely looks like he is packing on the pounds. Quite fast! His double chin is jiggly. He looks chunkier and chunkier every day. He probably follows a really unhealthy diet.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 14, 2021 4:11 AM |
Harry Styles brought out a beauty line called Pleasing today. Niall will probably bring out a range of pizzas or a special type of Guinness that has double cream in it.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 16, 2021 12:17 AM |
Thanks for the new thread. Good that this one is still going - it means that more people are posting in it. Two or maybe even two and a half! Gemma in the funny would be wild to witness!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 16, 2021 1:50 AM |
Niall will start his own fast food chain with pizzas and Guinness. Lewis, Niko and Gemma will be regular guests there. Fatties paradise!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 16, 2021 2:36 AM |
I love that joke, R81! Fatties paradise is so funny!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 16, 2021 3:37 AM |
[QUOTE] It is good to have these threads and the mouse is good for petting.
"Tell me about the rabbits, George!"
We understand your not-so-esoteric literary reference, troll. Everyone read Of Mice and Men at school. Shame you weigh 400lbs and feel triggered by these threads.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 16, 2021 12:18 PM |
The lard troll is pathetic!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 16, 2021 12:20 PM |
That person is a massive lardo too. If you get triggered, don’t read these threads.
Someone threatened to unfollow Gemma and she answered with a gross GIF of ugly and fat Niko. He looks disgusting and his hair is dripping grease.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 16, 2021 4:44 PM |
Look at Niko next to this other guy. He is twice the size. His legs are massive and he just looks huge compared to the other guy. Why does Gemma love this ugly monster? Apparently her friend got her a video greeting from Fat Niko too where he looks smelly and unkempt.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 18, 2021 12:47 AM |
Sick of all the samey photos of greasy Niko she posts.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 18, 2021 8:27 AM |
It’s bad because Niko is even uglier than Niall! He should cut his hair and take a shower.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 18, 2021 10:00 PM |
I bet Niall's fat ass would feel good around my cock.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 21, 2021 1:24 PM |