Breaking: John Mulaney And Olivia Munn May Have Broken Up

What? OMG?

How can I believe in love anymore?

(Note to self - review Olivia's new bearding contract)

Mulaney will be ok

She already know the way to Gay Town

Why is someone on this site so irrationally obsessed with John Mulaney and Olivia Munn?

There are over 300 threads on here about them.

And in other water/wet news...

WHO AND WHO?

BREAKING:

John Mulaney and I MAY be sleeping together as we speak... or maybe not

Breaking, my ass. Attention whore OP read about it on this thread.

That was fast. Nobody is surprised.

He's just out of rehab

he couldn't afford a long bearding contract

Yesss Anna Marie rejoice

He is going to relapse or already did. I believe the pandemic pushed him to an actual on-going breakdown. The hangover is gonna be tough. I hope he has support once reality truly sets in that he now has a kid and will be tied to Munn famewhoring it out for the duration of its life.

It’s like nothing in rehab got through to him besides the obvious “don’t use.” He’s put himself on an endorphin roller coaster to replace the cocaine and it’s not going to end well.

Won’t someone think of the fetus?

R10 That witch put a spell on them through her IG.

This is Olivia hunting for attention. She's been lowkey for a while and now wants to drum up interest for her upcoming appearance on their good friend and enabler Seth Meyer's show. No matter that she's torpedoing John's image even further, all that matters is she finally has a narrative where anyone gives a shit what she has to say.

That's what you get, John, for fucking around with a thirsty asshole. This is your life now, and your soon to be baby's life as well. Happy family!

Who will she move on to next? Hasn’t she already been thru a huge chunk of the actors’ and pro athletes’ directories? She’s not very stable, is she?

Elon Musk is single again. "John is cheating!" is the perfect pitstop before she shows up on Musk's arm.

Their names are trending because they may have broken up, this is what they call news in 2021.

[quote]The whirlwind relationship has 41-year-old Munn’s inner circle concerned that this romance might be over as fast as it started. “Even though Olivia’s going to be a wonderful mother and has great support behind her, Olivia’s friends just don’t see these two being a couple in a year’s time,” the source notes.

[quote]Their loved ones believe the new couple will absolutely “make great parents” to their little bundle of joy, but “nobody knows yet if they’re going to do that together or apart.”

[quote]this is what they call news in 2021.

r18, I'd rather hear about him than most actual 2021 news.

This said, I'm glad I'm not his sponsor.

What is so great about her?

[quote] couldn't afford a long bearding contract

Yeah he needed to divorce his wife and pay someone to pretend to be his girlfriend. That makes perfect sense.

He’s the biggest idiot of them all. All the other men got away from her with no kid.

[quote] Why is someone on this site so irrationally obsessed with John Mulaney and Olivia Munn? There are over 300 threads on here about them.

That someone is a heterosexual white woman who got banned from posting on Celeb*tchy.

If you need to be convinced this narrative is coming from Olivia, just look at the nonsense quotes at R19.

Was John’s boyfriend getting jealous?

Apparently the one thing they had in common is they're both idiots.

If he breaks up with her before the kid is born he doesn’t have to pay child support right?

I doubt she's worried about child support from John--she has a lot more money than him individually. I wouldn't be surprised though if she's thinking about his family money and connections. No doubt the dumbass has given her plenty of blackmail material, and since she doesn't care how awful she come across he and his family are the ones with everything to lose if she turns on him.

First of all, I'm at a loss as to why people would care if they did break up. I mean really, who gives a shit. Second, if you have to include the words 'may have' in your headline, it's not noteworthy.

I'm at a loss to understand why people question why people are gossiping on a gossip board.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

That's what happens when you're a woman dating a man who loves cock.

When Mulaney first came in the scene (or at least when I first became aware of him), I guess he seemed like he had it together. However, he turned out to be completely screwed up.

Why did he think that after just coming out of rehab it would be a good idea to have a kid with someone he just started dating? Slow the fuck down and get your head together. That goes for Olivia Munn too.

I’m sure if she’s in a blue state someone will approve a 36 week abortion.

Is it too late to get the fetus sucked out of her?

R34 I think Olivia ruined her and his life by not aborting.

Aren’t addicts getting out of rehab supposed to abstain from making big life changes like divorce, new relationships and children? Because it seems like he is failing on all fronts.

I can't believe she hasn't had the kid yet. Was she only just barely pregnant back in June when she showed up to that milkshake date in a sweatshirt and got people talking?

So now, I suppose, he will be sucking cock full time?

She mostly ruined the fetus’s life by not aborting.

If these two crazy kids can't make it then what hope is there for the rest of us?

This says “May” has there been any update or confirmation?

She may have already had the kid. I have a feeling the actual birthdate will differ from what they announce to the public.

Pretty much R40, pretty much.

R44 I suspect you are correct. The reported timeline is suspect.

Johnny should insist on a DNA test ASAP.

It would not surprise me if he was a closet cocksucker. If he ever makes a Dallas show, I’ll investigate.

Do we know for sure that she she wasn’t just a Baldwinitos surrogate womb, I could see Hilaria demanding more and more famous woman be used to birth her babies as a higher status symbol?

R47. She’s a woman of color, unless the Bs have 500 embryos.

WHAT ABOUT THE BABY?

It’s just a blood sacrifice.

He's trying to speed up his divorce

Closeted bi (at least) asshole.

It would be fun if his boy toys would come out and run to the media.

Somebody on Twitter thinks she already had the baby and is waiting to announce it because of the timeline

[quote]It would be fun if his boy toys would come out and run to the media.

If he is gay/bi, I can't see him being into messy, cunty, dramatic twinks.