3 vampires walk into a bar
The first vampire tells the bartender, "I'll have a glass of blood" and the bartender serves it.
The second vampire tells the bartender, "I'll have a glass of plasma" and the bartender serves it.
The third vampire tells the bartender, "I'll have a glass of water."
"Wait a minute," the bartender says. "You're a vampire. Why are you drinking water?"
The third vampire responds by taking out a used tampon and declares, "Tea time!"
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 21, 2021 11:46 PM
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Where do you expect this thread to go?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 21, 2021 7:08 PM
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Yuck. But I laughed anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 21, 2021 7:10 PM
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Disgusting, but wish we had more joke threads!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 21, 2021 7:15 PM
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Good one. I know the one where Dracula's son on one occasion was returning to the bakery to buy more and more bread. The baker puzzled asked, what's the matter son, why are you buying all this bread today? Little Dracula answered: Mom's got her period so we are dipping.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 21, 2021 7:23 PM
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Wouldn't he ask for hot water if it's going to be bloody tampon tea? I mean, there has to be some sort of reality or it just doesn't have the same bite. Did you tell it right?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 21, 2021 8:00 PM
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Related Datalounge thread-like thing.
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