Lardos Thread 18: Butterballs Niall Hogran, Lewis Fataldi, Greasy Niko of Lard Channel and their Superstan Gemma

Please can somebody on Thread 17 link this?

I did link this to the old thread just now! I saw Gemma is planning to have a massive buffet meal as well as other meals. She will definitely eat at least 20K calories over that 24 hour period. She said they will ‘definitely’ eat something before the cruise and after. Of course the pigs needs to eat.

If Niall or any of the lardos fell in the sea they would float, thanks to their blubber. Niall, Lewis and Niko would float around with their massive lard bellies. And Gemma too.

So you reckon the likes of Zayn or Louis liked a glimpse of Niall when he was slim. He probably looked quite good naked back then?

No one eats 20 thousand calories a day.

'So you reckon the likes of Zayn or Louis liked a glimpse of Niall when he was slim. He probably looked quite good naked back then?'

Back in 1d he was too skinny with chicken legs, although his face was quite cute compared to the moon face he has now. Zayn and Louis are straight and were off ogling female models and actresses.

'If Niall or any of the lardos fell in the sea they would float, thanks to their blubber.'

Gemma said that the sea is frozen in December but these land whales would have no problems breaking the ice if they fell off the ship after drinking a litre of vodka. Their blubber would then keep them cosy until they were rescued, although anyone skinny who they took down with them would die - so the lead singer of Blind Drunk Channel needs to be careful, plus their girlfriends who are bound to be 110 lb models.

Anon: Do they serve nice meals on the Blind Channel cruise or is everyone just focused on the vodka?

Gemma: they do yeah . there are some restaurants or you can choose your own meals (don’t have to include any if you don’t want to though) so we booked a breakfast buffet for the morning so that’s nice . I mean we'll defo eat something before boarding and when we get back to Helsinki.

Land whales! They would fall straight through the ice. All of that blubber they have gathered around their fat bodies would keep them super warm like flabby seals. They wouldn’t feel the cold at all.

Gemma is so excited for the massive buffet meal she is going to devour. How many platefuls is she going to eat?

The other Blind Chubbies singer needs to get extra layers of clothing so he won’t get cold. Fat Niko is going to be safe and sound and feel warm, even if he decides to take his top off.

Gemma is really lusting over Niko. I think she hopes that he'll be so drunk on the cruise that he might hook up with her. She seems even more obsessed with him than she is with Niall.

She seems to love him a lot. That’s a weird obsession. Niko might get so drunk that who knows what happens. They can bond over alcohol and then stuff their ugly faces at the breakfast buffet. Both of them would love that. Gemma would tell Niko to continue eating, even if he said he was stuffed.

‘I mean we'll defo eat something before boarding and when we get back to Helsinki.’ Never ending eating. How does she not feel sick?

I bet Niko is one of those guys who's a lard ball himself but only dates girls with model type figures. By the end of the year Gemma iwll have been to about ten Blind Chubbie gigs since the summer, so he'll probably see her as a creepy stalker. Gemma is 26 but she's never mentioned having a boyfriend.

To be fair, Niko shouldn’t afford to choose, because he is so ugly. Niko should be happy someone likes him as much as Gemma does. I feel like many people would choose the other singer over Fat Niko.

Gemma doesn’t have a boyfriend because no one wants a pig-like girl. She is so fat and ugly that no one wants her. She fills the hole of loneliness with food.

Another photo of Niko when he was thin. He is the one oon the middle. It is unbelievable how much he has gained weight.

“In the middle”, I was meant to say. I wonder what year this picture was taken?

Niall should be locked in a sauna until he thins down a bit.

Wow, Niko was so little with his tiny thin legs! One member of the band is actually called Porko according to the caption on that photo. Niall used to be microscopic too about ten years ago.

What does sauna do? It would be good that Niall would get thinner. He is way too fat now.

Yes, Niko looks super thin in that photo! He is twice the size now. A few years ago is my guess. Maybe five years ago? His hair looked better shorter too. Now it’s way too long and super greasy.

Niko is super fat. Look at him here. I feel sick. I actually might vomit. He is MASSIVE. His doughy double chin looks horrible and so does his fat face.

R20, that's the biggest I've ever seen Fat Niko! He looks larger than Fataldi. Massive face, double chin, and that awful curled hair makes him look like a woman in her 50s

I agree that he’s never looked so big! That must be a recent clip too? I thought no one can look fatter than Fataldi, but here we have Fat Niko. His double chin is wobbling with every step he takes. He definitely looks like a middle aged lady with that look. Does he think he looks great?

And of course Gemma is in love. She is probably excited that Blubber Niko looks fatter than ever.

So Niall drinks too much, eats too much, probably smokes and potentially likes drugs. Can he redeem himself?

Maybe he can?

Why would Gemma tell Niko to keep eating if he was full, R11? That’s unhealthy.

R24, NOTHING these lard monsters do is EVER healthy!

R25 is absolutely right. Their lifes are all about unhealthy diets and avoiding exercising.

Gemma loves fat guys so she would like to see Butterball Niko even bigger, R24. That’s why she’d push him to eat even more.

How fat is Gemma then? how much does she weigh?

She is very overweight. Obese actually.

We know she's 5ft tall and takes an XL hoodie and she's putting on more weight every week.

She is a big girl. Horizontally, not vertically. Short and fat. Her XL hoodies are getting tighter all the time, and soon enough they won’t fit her anymore. Time to move up to an XXL next.

You know someone is a lard monster when they are only 5ft tall and take an XL hoodie. She should fit an XS, when she is so short.

I am sorry, but how do you know she is putting on more weight every week, R29?

We know that she puts on weight every week because she shares her mammoth meals online.

Jesus fucking Christ. Get a goddamn life and stop posting threads on these people!!!! I'M FUCKING SICK OF SEEING THEM!!!!!! WHO GIVES A GODDAMN SHIT THAT THEY GAINED WEIGHT?!!

R33 = 400lb triggered Klan Granny.

It is a fact she puts on weight every week. You can’t avoid weight gain if your eating habits are like hers. She looks doughy too and she is constantly sharing her greasy and fattening meals on her Tumblr blog.

R33 Is another lardo who got offended that we criticise these fatties eating habits.

Lewis Fataldi looks bigger again. Gemma says he looks ‘cuddly’.

Lewis looks hideous for such a young guy.

He really does! No one should look like that at the age of 24. I don’t understand why he let himself go like that. He is very obese. He must eat thousands of calories a day.

Niall doesn't look too great either

None of these lardos do.

New pic of Fat Niko. His face looks saggy and his fingers are like raw sausages. And of course his signature greasy hair. Disgusting.

Niall has a greasy face, typical of a heavy smoking big drinker.

Niall looks greasy too and his face is lumpy.

Why are people always trying to defend these butterballs? We know that Gemma is a massive hog and eats so much junk food so it’s inevitable that she will gain weight.

And then we have these sad 400 pounders crying that they don’t want to see threads like this one!

Niall probably has a more unhealthy lifestyle than Zayn and that's saying something

Niall is very unhealthy. You can tell by just glancing at him.

I don’t think Niall is more unhealthy than Zayn.

Lewis Fataldi definitely gained weight.

You can tell Niko really fancies himself and thinks he looks super hot.

How can you tell?

Fat greasy Niko is always posing and making 'cute' faces that just look grisly on such an ugly guy. Niall does this too.

Niall is also acting very insecurely on twitter. He's tweeting his ugly stans every day, moaning to them that he wants to play 20k capacity arenas like MSG when the biggest crowd he's ever attracted as a soloist was about 10k. I guess he is watching Harry Styles' massive tour with five nights at MSG and feeling jealous. But Harry kept his good looks by keeping his weight stable and being a fiend for exercise and healthy eating. Niall did not and lost his 1d cuteness long ago and he pays the price in a vastly reduced fandom.

I made a thread 19 but it won't let me link

Thanks for making a new thread. Here is the link.