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Timothée as Wonka - first picture

Kill it with fire!

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by Anonymousreply 109October 19, 2021 10:30 AM

Whacking off Willy’s Weinet

by Anonymousreply 1October 10, 2021 9:16 PM

Kill your fat self, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 2October 10, 2021 9:22 PM

What a stupid thing to actually exist.

by Anonymousreply 3October 10, 2021 9:22 PM

Seriously, whose cock is he sucking?

by Anonymousreply 4October 10, 2021 9:23 PM

I think you meant to say kill him with fire.

by Anonymousreply 5October 10, 2021 9:23 PM

Arrest everyone involved in making this movie!

by Anonymousreply 6October 10, 2021 9:24 PM

R5, you must be new here.

by Anonymousreply 7October 10, 2021 9:24 PM

Wonkathée.

by Anonymousreply 8October 10, 2021 9:25 PM

So what does this mean for his career?

by Anonymousreply 9October 10, 2021 9:30 PM

I hope this bombs. It's such a stupid idea for a movie.

by Anonymousreply 10October 10, 2021 9:31 PM

I really like Timothée. Who knows, he might be wonderful.

by Anonymousreply 11October 10, 2021 9:38 PM

The Candy Twink can

Cause he mixes it with love

And makes the world taste good!

by Anonymousreply 12October 10, 2021 9:54 PM

How is he getting all this work??

by Anonymousreply 13October 10, 2021 10:02 PM

Another version!?

The first one was perfect. Stop it!

by Anonymousreply 14October 10, 2021 10:05 PM

Looks more like a Dickens character

by Anonymousreply 15October 10, 2021 10:06 PM

Bwahahaha.

by Anonymousreply 16October 10, 2021 10:06 PM

This is so fucking wrong. Chalamet sucks.

by Anonymousreply 17October 10, 2021 10:06 PM

Isn't Mr Wonka meant to be older and fatter? Timmy looks creepy in that shot

by Anonymousreply 18October 10, 2021 10:06 PM

He looks OK, costume is fine….but what can they do to make this story ineresting after two movies?

Aren’t there other decent novels out there?

by Anonymousreply 19October 10, 2021 10:07 PM

At first I thought this was a stupid idea as well, but now that they revealed it will have songs by Neil Hannon (aka The Divine Comedy), I can't wait to see it. He's a genius, and perfect for this.

by Anonymousreply 20October 10, 2021 10:10 PM

Sample Neil Hannon song for those not familiar with his work:

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by Anonymousreply 21October 10, 2021 10:12 PM

This looks like a biopic of Gene Wilder while making the original Willy Wonka in 1970. In fact the idea of a Wilder biopic is at this point, much more interesting and less 'done to death' than another take on Dahls book!

by Anonymousreply 22October 10, 2021 10:13 PM

[quote] "Chalamet sucks."

Of course he does. How else do you think he got this part, R17?

by Anonymousreply 23October 10, 2021 10:14 PM

Is he playing an emaciated rodent?

by Anonymousreply 24October 10, 2021 10:14 PM

Is it going to be a Wonka version or “The Joker”?

by Anonymousreply 25October 10, 2021 10:33 PM

Remaking this is like remaking The Wizard of Oz. DOA.

by Anonymousreply 26October 10, 2021 10:36 PM

Is Armie in this? Love him.

by Anonymousreply 27October 10, 2021 10:43 PM

R23 As he is known for a big dong maybe people would prefer to suck him.

by Anonymousreply 28October 10, 2021 10:44 PM
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by Anonymousreply 29October 10, 2021 10:44 PM
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by Anonymousreply 30October 10, 2021 10:45 PM

Please don’t try topping the 1971 Gene Wilder ‘Wonka’ film again. The ultimate version has been already been done, and the other remake with Johnny Depp was a disaster. Cancel this shit and let us enjoy the real one.

by Anonymousreply 31October 10, 2021 10:46 PM
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by Anonymousreply 32October 10, 2021 10:46 PM

R27 Are you a Charmie? It seems they are the only ones left who still love Armie.

by Anonymousreply 33October 10, 2021 10:47 PM

Has there ever been a remake that was better than the original ? I havent even seen the Depp version . I hated it from the pics released beforehand. I hate Depp anyway so it wasnt a stretch but still,the idea of a charming,magical movie been regurgitated over and over is more than enough reason to hate.

by Anonymousreply 34October 10, 2021 10:53 PM

R34 Do you dislike Timothee too?

by Anonymousreply 35October 10, 2021 11:01 PM

R28 LOL no he isn't

by Anonymousreply 36October 10, 2021 11:02 PM

This will be box office poison just like all his other films to date.

by Anonymousreply 37October 10, 2021 11:03 PM

The Depp version is simply dreadful.

by Anonymousreply 38October 10, 2021 11:04 PM

This is an origin, you fat whores.

by Anonymousreply 39October 10, 2021 11:12 PM

R35 I have no real idea who he even is. Ive not seen his movie that made him a name .So no,I dont hate him,but no one will ever take the place of Gene Wilder in that role. No more than anyone else could be Scarlett Ohara.

by Anonymousreply 40October 10, 2021 11:13 PM

^ whuh?

by Anonymousreply 41October 10, 2021 11:13 PM

whuh? for R39

by Anonymousreply 42October 10, 2021 11:14 PM

origin movie. It is an origin movie. Og Wonka when young.

by Anonymousreply 43October 10, 2021 11:14 PM

Tim o Tay IS the Demon Twink

by Anonymousreply 44October 10, 2021 11:15 PM

R44 He's not interesting enough

by Anonymousreply 45October 10, 2021 11:16 PM

How novel.

by Anonymousreply 46October 10, 2021 11:18 PM

What do you even do for a Wonka origin story? Setting up a factory even a magical chocolate one doesn't sound that fun, and I doubt they're going to focus on his dubious employment/slavery practices. All that's left is 2 hours of Chalamet stuffing his face with sweets for the feeder audience, and probably a tacked on romance subplot... Hopefully not with an Oompa Loompa.

by Anonymousreply 47October 10, 2021 11:39 PM

I can see why he was cast. He looks the part.

by Anonymousreply 48October 10, 2021 11:41 PM

Wonky Willie.

by Anonymousreply 49October 10, 2021 11:46 PM

R48 looks what part??

by Anonymousreply 50October 10, 2021 11:51 PM

Looks like he's wearing Johnny Depp's Mad Hatter costume from Alice in Wonderland.

by Anonymousreply 51October 10, 2021 11:58 PM

He so wants Johnny Depp’s career.

by Anonymousreply 52October 11, 2021 12:01 AM

I mean, didn’t the Depp version give the origin story? Something about a dentist?

It’s stupid anyway, because Willy Wonka is a mystery and should remain one.

by Anonymousreply 53October 11, 2021 2:29 AM

He is signed with Sunshine Sachs. The same PR firm that represents Harry and Meghan. That’s why this mediocrity is everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 54October 11, 2021 1:09 PM

Shunshine Shacsh.

by Anonymousreply 55October 11, 2021 1:21 PM

He looks trans here

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by Anonymousreply 56October 11, 2021 1:35 PM

Well...it can't be worse than the Depp remake can it?

by Anonymousreply 57October 11, 2021 1:36 PM

He looks like he rapes Oompa Loompas and then throws their lifeless bodies into a chocolate river.

by Anonymousreply 58October 11, 2021 2:03 PM

Too much of a pussy to comment on Armie

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by Anonymousreply 59October 11, 2021 4:50 PM

So he's banged Depp's daughter and now he's going to take over Depp's roles. He should just bang Depp and get it over with.

by Anonymousreply 60October 11, 2021 4:58 PM

Well that's pretty much what I thought he would look like as Wonka.

by Anonymousreply 61October 11, 2021 5:55 PM

As long as Tim Burton isn't directing... what a disaster.

by Anonymousreply 62October 11, 2021 6:09 PM

R59: He said the same thing about Woody Allen.

by Anonymousreply 63October 12, 2021 9:14 AM

I can’t believe Annamarie fucked that guy!

by Anonymousreply 64October 12, 2021 9:54 AM

It's not a remake. It's a prequel.

by Anonymousreply 65October 12, 2021 10:33 AM

[quote]So what does this mean for his career?

Have you ever heard of "Glitter"?

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by Anonymousreply 66October 12, 2021 2:53 PM

I don’t hate this guy the way other DLers seem to, but honestly, how is he getting so much work? His looks are average and so is his acting.

by Anonymousreply 67October 12, 2021 3:04 PM

R67 His insanely fanatical fanbase and a top notch agent are playing a large part. The latter is leveraging his popularity to help get him roles.

His followers believe he's another Daniel Day-Lewis in the making, but I don't see anywhere near that level of acting capability.

by Anonymousreply 68October 12, 2021 3:25 PM

[quote]how is he getting so much work?

The two words Hollywood loves most:

WILLING WHORE.

by Anonymousreply 69October 12, 2021 3:35 PM

R69 You dirty old queen, you are imagining things.

by Anonymousreply 70October 12, 2021 4:51 PM

If he was a willing whore, Tye Sheridan wouldn't be Cyclops.

by Anonymousreply 71October 12, 2021 5:00 PM

I don't mean literal whore, you botched abortion. A Willing Whore in Hollywood is when some actor gets notice in some indie film or tv project, gets cred, then gets attention and accepts every offer that is presented to him no matter how ridiculous, along with the requisite publicity and endorsement deals. Previous examples of the Willing Whore include Adam Driver and Ryan Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 72October 12, 2021 5:23 PM

Oh God please let this be the thing that sinks him.

by Anonymousreply 73October 13, 2021 12:34 AM

He belongs in a live action version of Ratatouille.

by Anonymousreply 74October 13, 2021 7:59 PM

R74, I'll eat his eggplant.

by Anonymousreply 75October 13, 2021 8:05 PM

I do not want this, thank you very much.

by Anonymousreply 76October 14, 2021 12:32 AM

A lot of set photos in the Daily Mail. That’s how you know it’s gonna be a flop.

by Anonymousreply 77October 14, 2021 2:12 AM

I could just about see him as Mike Teavee.

by Anonymousreply 78October 14, 2021 2:18 AM

He’s getting all the major roles. Seriously WTF. I understand he’s a very talented and handsome young man but there are thousands of unemployed young, handsome and talented actors out there. I’ve heard he has a very large cock but letting some old powerful faggots suck his cock doesn’t guarantee him landing a major role 😡

by Anonymousreply 79October 14, 2021 2:25 AM

The next James Bond!

There is a strong rumour that the Broccolis will be choosing someone in their twenties to capitalise on the youth demographic, which squeezes out a lot of fat-fighting wheezing geezers like Henry Cavill. Lithe heart-throb looker Tim-o-theé, particularly after his Dune turn, is surely in the running!

by Anonymousreply 80October 14, 2021 2:40 AM

He is going to age soooo badly.

by Anonymousreply 81October 14, 2021 2:44 AM

R80, he's not British.

by Anonymousreply 82October 14, 2021 2:50 AM

Where were all these roles when I was up and coming?!!!

by Anonymousreply 83October 14, 2021 2:54 AM

He'll never be a James Bond. He could play a mini-me version of some older, girthy actor, though.

by Anonymousreply 84October 14, 2021 3:39 AM

[quote] I understand he’s a very talented and handsome young man...

No, and no!

by Anonymousreply 85October 14, 2021 4:21 AM

They've postponed Sunset Boulevard till he's old enough to play Norma.

by Anonymousreply 86October 14, 2021 4:22 AM

R86

That's witty and funny.

Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 87October 14, 2021 8:50 AM

[quote]They've postponed Sunset Boulevard till he's old enough to play Norma.

A decade on, and with a fat suit, he'll be able to play Madge.

by Anonymousreply 88October 14, 2021 8:55 AM

[quote] The story will focus on how he meets the mysterious Oompa Loompas and how they came to work at his factory.

They're actually doing it. They're actually making a musical about Timothee Chalamet in Victorian costume going to Africa and enslaving an entire tribe of pygmies to work in his factory.

by Anonymousreply 89October 15, 2021 9:44 PM

And the media, which would normally tear something like that apart, will instead praise it because of their adoration for Chalamet

by Anonymousreply 90October 15, 2021 9:50 PM

I wonder if this will be some dark and heavy handed prequel that shows us how Wonka became so damaged. Complete with a joker esque backstory. If so....groan.

by Anonymousreply 91October 15, 2021 11:46 PM

Why do we hate him again?

by Anonymousreply 92October 16, 2021 6:16 PM

Too ambitious and ratlike.

by Anonymousreply 93October 16, 2021 6:24 PM

No Walnut Whip or Creme Egg is safe from Timothee as Wonka!

by Anonymousreply 94October 16, 2021 9:20 PM

I mean seriously, he's just ugly. And what's with the sores on his tongue?

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by Anonymousreply 95October 16, 2021 9:54 PM

I feel like I've already seen this. And I didn't like it.

by Anonymousreply 96October 16, 2021 10:47 PM

But what do you DL experts think: is he hetero?

by Anonymousreply 97October 17, 2021 8:55 PM

Straight-leaning bi R97.

by Anonymousreply 98October 17, 2021 8:56 PM

R98: Who gives a shit? He’s butt ugly and a shitty actor.

by Anonymousreply 99October 17, 2021 8:58 PM

Timothée ass wonky.

by Anonymousreply 100October 17, 2021 10:29 PM

R98 If he is bi he would be one of the rare bi guys I would want. Otherwise bi is not my thing.

by Anonymousreply 101October 18, 2021 10:01 AM

Gene Wilder IS Willy Wonka! The rest is just Bullshit!

by Anonymousreply 102October 18, 2021 10:10 AM

Who is that at R95?

by Anonymousreply 103October 18, 2021 10:19 AM

R103

Henry Kissinger, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 104October 19, 2021 3:29 AM

R103 R104

Henry Kissinger 2.0

by Anonymousreply 105October 19, 2021 9:25 AM

What’s his ethnic background?

by Anonymousreply 106October 19, 2021 10:00 AM

I like skinny guys. He's sexy.

by Anonymousreply 107October 19, 2021 10:11 AM

Why is this a thing? Why is he a thing?

Make it stop.

by Anonymousreply 108October 19, 2021 10:14 AM

I don't like good-looking guys.

I like them skinny and pale, like they're dying.

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by Anonymousreply 109October 19, 2021 10:30 AM
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