Timmy is Willy Wonka!

Way to shit all over the franchise.

Excellent cast. I love Sally and Olivia, they're my favorite modern actresses.

He looks the part.

And I'm very curious to see if he can pull it off.

I don't think Timothee has NEARLY the talent, nor the depth to pull off the role of Willy Wonka.

He's not nearly as interesting as Gene Wilder.

Wasn't Adam Driver available?

Hard pass.

Is he over?

He was never relevant, R6. He'd have had to matter to be "over".

Is Timothee Chalamet the young actor who looks like a rat, but is rumored to be hung like whale? I confuse him with the other one, who just won the Emmy.

Who will the gummie Brit be playing?

I fucking hate Willy Wonka. The original film has something really dark and evil beneath it.

Why wasn't Sharon Stone cast in this?

Why is this kid having such a gilded existence

His fandom is the ace up his sleeve.

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This is a travesty, honestly. He has none of the talent that Gene Wilder brought to the role, and dare I even say - Johnny Depp (may he rest in peace).

Also, who keeps posting the stupid Dead or Alive video on every goddamn thread?

Willy Wonka is a lesbian now?

R16 Your dad is a lesbian, that's why you have a small mushroom between legs.

I can't see this helping his career in a significant way.

R17=wounded Timmay frau cunt fangurrrl.

Mathew Baynton would make a great Wonka.

R12 He sucked the right dicks

R21

No, he didn't! I'm still cross about it.

R19 Better than a frustrated old stinking impotent fart.

R19 You haven't been fuckef since the Vietnam war, have you? Cause nobody will come near your stinking body.

R23/R24 CLEARLY wounded Timmay frau cunts.

[quote]fuckef

Fucking retard.

R25 With all respect to real cunt as an useful organ, the cunt is between your ears.

Timmy has a lovely bulge.

Another fail, CUNT R26.

It looks as though he's going commando in the pics at R27. Or freeballing. Take your pick.

I love Neil Hannon.

Glad that he is in charge of the songs for this WW prequel.

R28 I know I failed, because if you had cunt in your head you would be more intelligent.

R31’s posts only confirm what a fucking retard cunt she is.

Both of you bitches are annoying.

He’s a talented young man. He is new-age A-List, which is why he gets good roles.

He’s also very liked by Directors, Producers and his peers. Many actors seem to like him. He seems very normal and down to earth.

He’s also a native NYer, growing up in Manhattan. That probably adds to his demeanor.

[quote]new-age A-List

A roundabout way of saying "not a draw"

A round up of most of all his previous works.

On stage and in films.

He’s the youngest actor to be nominated for Lead Actor at the Oscars. That got him tons of notoriety and attention. He still holds that title. After that, and his growing fanbase, he began getting offers like crazy.

He placed dead last in the voting R37.

R38 that’s fine if true, but we don’t know that as he was one of the front runners. He still was nominated as one of the five best of the year and, again, still holds that notoriety as the youngest male to achieve a nomination in that category.

LOL who cares about nominations? And especially when he got his nomination just because he's a straight guy daring to play gay. Yawn.

Ummmm no he earned that nomination because he gave a beautiful performance. It was lovely.

You type frau.

Timmy is an actor. A film actor. Oscars mean a lot to them. Getting nominated means a lot to them. And getting nominated puts that tag in front of their name forever.

We do know, R39. Dead last.

[quote]The original film has something really dark and evil beneath it.

Literally the point of the story.

R44 we don’t know.

Really? I’d rather see him in a remake of James and the Giant Peach.

Armie derailed the sequel to CMBYN. Fuck him. Now it won’t be made.

Actually, Andre Aciman is who derailed it, r48, with the horrid not-really-a-sequel Call Me.

They were gonna make a sequel r49. Now it won’t get made because of Armie’s ass.

You may not, but I do, R46.

R51 where is the proof ?

In the servers at PwC, where I worked at the time.

R53 suuuuuure lmaooooo

You seem to be a man of many careers

[quote] Armie derailed the sequel to CMBYN

That's a good thing. People are overly obsessed with this mediocre movie and its once pending sequel. It's better that it's been put to rest. Permanently.

THIS is what some posters are claiming to be an attractive man?

Also, he sure loves taking photos of co-stars at urinals

If you say so, R54. I was there, you weren't.

This will flop and end this mediocrity once and for all.

R56 Timmy really looks like the NY Jewish boy he is, in that photo.

Like young Noodles in Sergio Leone’s “Once Upon A Time in America”.

Hanging in urinals with the fellow actor who called him “All dick and ribs”?

Next time Timothée will get drunk, we will get a dick pic

Nobody wants to see this ugly fucker ruin a classic. The Johnny Depo version was bad enough.

Mess.

R60, the Depp version is truer to the novel than the original was. I like Depp's version as much as I do the original.

[quote]Nobody wants to see this ugly fucker ruin a classic.

If this thread is any indication, no one even wants to talk about this ugly fucker ruining a classic.

Well this looks ridiculous

He's kryptonite to films.

R64

I think it looks fine. I like that they didn't go excessively camp with the costume; looks more Artful Dodger than Willy Wonka.

R66 Funnily enough I had the same feeling about the Artful Dodger, which is one of the reasons I thought made it look ridiculous, different strokes and all

I've had sufficient of everything and everyone involved in this mess.

Johnny Depp's performance was atrocious. Chalamet can only be an improvement.

The original will always be the best. Enough with trying to remake this. It doesn't work.