Kill it with fire!
Timothée as Wonka - first picture
|by Anonymous||reply 109||October 19, 2021 9:30 AM|
Whacking off Willy’s Weinet
|by Anonymous||reply 1||October 10, 2021 8:16 PM|
Kill your fat self, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||October 10, 2021 8:22 PM|
What a stupid thing to actually exist.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||October 10, 2021 8:22 PM|
Seriously, whose cock is he sucking?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||October 10, 2021 8:23 PM|
I think you meant to say kill him with fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||October 10, 2021 8:23 PM|
Arrest everyone involved in making this movie!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||October 10, 2021 8:24 PM|
R5, you must be new here.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||October 10, 2021 8:24 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||October 10, 2021 8:25 PM|
So what does this mean for his career?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||October 10, 2021 8:30 PM|
I hope this bombs. It's such a stupid idea for a movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||October 10, 2021 8:31 PM|
I really like Timothée. Who knows, he might be wonderful.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||October 10, 2021 8:38 PM|
The Candy Twink can
Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||October 10, 2021 8:54 PM|
How is he getting all this work??
|by Anonymous||reply 13||October 10, 2021 9:02 PM|
The first one was perfect. Stop it!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||October 10, 2021 9:05 PM|
Looks more like a Dickens character
|by Anonymous||reply 15||October 10, 2021 9:06 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 16||October 10, 2021 9:06 PM|
This is so fucking wrong. Chalamet sucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||October 10, 2021 9:06 PM|
Isn't Mr Wonka meant to be older and fatter? Timmy looks creepy in that shot
|by Anonymous||reply 18||October 10, 2021 9:06 PM|
He looks OK, costume is fine….but what can they do to make this story ineresting after two movies?
Aren’t there other decent novels out there?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||October 10, 2021 9:07 PM|
At first I thought this was a stupid idea as well, but now that they revealed it will have songs by Neil Hannon (aka The Divine Comedy), I can't wait to see it. He's a genius, and perfect for this.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||October 10, 2021 9:10 PM|
Sample Neil Hannon song for those not familiar with his work:
|by Anonymous||reply 21||October 10, 2021 9:12 PM|
This looks like a biopic of Gene Wilder while making the original Willy Wonka in 1970. In fact the idea of a Wilder biopic is at this point, much more interesting and less 'done to death' than another take on Dahls book!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||October 10, 2021 9:13 PM|
[quote] "Chalamet sucks."
Of course he does. How else do you think he got this part, R17?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||October 10, 2021 9:14 PM|
Is he playing an emaciated rodent?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||October 10, 2021 9:14 PM|
Is it going to be a Wonka version or “The Joker”?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||October 10, 2021 9:33 PM|
Remaking this is like remaking The Wizard of Oz. DOA.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||October 10, 2021 9:36 PM|
Is Armie in this? Love him.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||October 10, 2021 9:43 PM|
R23 As he is known for a big dong maybe people would prefer to suck him.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||October 10, 2021 9:44 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||October 10, 2021 9:44 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||October 10, 2021 9:45 PM|
Please don’t try topping the 1971 Gene Wilder ‘Wonka’ film again. The ultimate version has been already been done, and the other remake with Johnny Depp was a disaster. Cancel this shit and let us enjoy the real one.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||October 10, 2021 9:46 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 32||October 10, 2021 9:46 PM|
R27 Are you a Charmie? It seems they are the only ones left who still love Armie.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||October 10, 2021 9:47 PM|
Has there ever been a remake that was better than the original ? I havent even seen the Depp version . I hated it from the pics released beforehand. I hate Depp anyway so it wasnt a stretch but still,the idea of a charming,magical movie been regurgitated over and over is more than enough reason to hate.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||October 10, 2021 9:53 PM|
R34 Do you dislike Timothee too?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||October 10, 2021 10:01 PM|
R28 LOL no he isn't
|by Anonymous||reply 36||October 10, 2021 10:02 PM|
This will be box office poison just like all his other films to date.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||October 10, 2021 10:03 PM|
The Depp version is simply dreadful.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||October 10, 2021 10:04 PM|
This is an origin, you fat whores.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||October 10, 2021 10:12 PM|
R35 I have no real idea who he even is. Ive not seen his movie that made him a name .So no,I dont hate him,but no one will ever take the place of Gene Wilder in that role. No more than anyone else could be Scarlett Ohara.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||October 10, 2021 10:13 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 41||October 10, 2021 10:13 PM|
whuh? for R39
|by Anonymous||reply 42||October 10, 2021 10:14 PM|
origin movie. It is an origin movie. Og Wonka when young.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||October 10, 2021 10:14 PM|
Tim o Tay IS the Demon Twink
|by Anonymous||reply 44||October 10, 2021 10:15 PM|
R44 He's not interesting enough
|by Anonymous||reply 45||October 10, 2021 10:16 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||October 10, 2021 10:18 PM|
What do you even do for a Wonka origin story? Setting up a factory even a magical chocolate one doesn't sound that fun, and I doubt they're going to focus on his dubious employment/slavery practices. All that's left is 2 hours of Chalamet stuffing his face with sweets for the feeder audience, and probably a tacked on romance subplot... Hopefully not with an Oompa Loompa.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||October 10, 2021 10:39 PM|
I can see why he was cast. He looks the part.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||October 10, 2021 10:41 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 49||October 10, 2021 10:46 PM|
R48 looks what part??
|by Anonymous||reply 50||October 10, 2021 10:51 PM|
Looks like he's wearing Johnny Depp's Mad Hatter costume from Alice in Wonderland.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||October 10, 2021 10:58 PM|
He so wants Johnny Depp’s career.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||October 10, 2021 11:01 PM|
I mean, didn’t the Depp version give the origin story? Something about a dentist?
It’s stupid anyway, because Willy Wonka is a mystery and should remain one.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||October 11, 2021 1:29 AM|
He is signed with Sunshine Sachs. The same PR firm that represents Harry and Meghan. That’s why this mediocrity is everywhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||October 11, 2021 12:09 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 55||October 11, 2021 12:21 PM|
He looks trans here
|by Anonymous||reply 56||October 11, 2021 12:35 PM|
Well...it can't be worse than the Depp remake can it?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||October 11, 2021 12:36 PM|
He looks like he rapes Oompa Loompas and then throws their lifeless bodies into a chocolate river.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||October 11, 2021 1:03 PM|
Too much of a pussy to comment on Armie
|by Anonymous||reply 59||October 11, 2021 3:50 PM|
So he's banged Depp's daughter and now he's going to take over Depp's roles. He should just bang Depp and get it over with.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||October 11, 2021 3:58 PM|
Well that's pretty much what I thought he would look like as Wonka.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||October 11, 2021 4:55 PM|
As long as Tim Burton isn't directing... what a disaster.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||October 11, 2021 5:09 PM|
R59: He said the same thing about Woody Allen.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||October 12, 2021 8:14 AM|
I can’t believe Annamarie fucked that guy!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||October 12, 2021 8:54 AM|
It's not a remake. It's a prequel.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||October 12, 2021 9:33 AM|
[quote]So what does this mean for his career?
Have you ever heard of "Glitter"?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||October 12, 2021 1:53 PM|
I don’t hate this guy the way other DLers seem to, but honestly, how is he getting so much work? His looks are average and so is his acting.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||October 12, 2021 2:04 PM|
R67 His insanely fanatical fanbase and a top notch agent are playing a large part. The latter is leveraging his popularity to help get him roles.
His followers believe he's another Daniel Day-Lewis in the making, but I don't see anywhere near that level of acting capability.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||October 12, 2021 2:25 PM|
[quote]how is he getting so much work?
The two words Hollywood loves most:
|by Anonymous||reply 69||October 12, 2021 2:35 PM|
R69 You dirty old queen, you are imagining things.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||October 12, 2021 3:51 PM|
If he was a willing whore, Tye Sheridan wouldn't be Cyclops.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||October 12, 2021 4:00 PM|
I don't mean literal whore, you botched abortion. A Willing Whore in Hollywood is when some actor gets notice in some indie film or tv project, gets cred, then gets attention and accepts every offer that is presented to him no matter how ridiculous, along with the requisite publicity and endorsement deals. Previous examples of the Willing Whore include Adam Driver and Ryan Reynolds.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||October 12, 2021 4:23 PM|
Oh God please let this be the thing that sinks him.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||October 12, 2021 11:34 PM|
He belongs in a live action version of Ratatouille.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||October 13, 2021 6:59 PM|
R74, I'll eat his eggplant.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||October 13, 2021 7:05 PM|
I do not want this, thank you very much.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||October 13, 2021 11:32 PM|
A lot of set photos in the Daily Mail. That’s how you know it’s gonna be a flop.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||October 14, 2021 1:12 AM|
I could just about see him as Mike Teavee.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||October 14, 2021 1:18 AM|
He’s getting all the major roles. Seriously WTF. I understand he’s a very talented and handsome young man but there are thousands of unemployed young, handsome and talented actors out there. I’ve heard he has a very large cock but letting some old powerful faggots suck his cock doesn’t guarantee him landing a major role 😡
|by Anonymous||reply 79||October 14, 2021 1:25 AM|
The next James Bond!
There is a strong rumour that the Broccolis will be choosing someone in their twenties to capitalise on the youth demographic, which squeezes out a lot of fat-fighting wheezing geezers like Henry Cavill. Lithe heart-throb looker Tim-o-theé, particularly after his Dune turn, is surely in the running!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||October 14, 2021 1:40 AM|
He is going to age soooo badly.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||October 14, 2021 1:44 AM|
R80, he's not British.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||October 14, 2021 1:50 AM|
Where were all these roles when I was up and coming?!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||October 14, 2021 1:54 AM|
He'll never be a James Bond. He could play a mini-me version of some older, girthy actor, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||October 14, 2021 2:39 AM|
[quote] I understand he’s a very talented and handsome young man...
No, and no!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||October 14, 2021 3:21 AM|
They've postponed Sunset Boulevard till he's old enough to play Norma.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||October 14, 2021 3:22 AM|
That's witty and funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||October 14, 2021 7:50 AM|
[quote]They've postponed Sunset Boulevard till he's old enough to play Norma.
A decade on, and with a fat suit, he'll be able to play Madge.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||October 14, 2021 7:55 AM|
[quote] The story will focus on how he meets the mysterious Oompa Loompas and how they came to work at his factory.
They're actually doing it. They're actually making a musical about Timothee Chalamet in Victorian costume going to Africa and enslaving an entire tribe of pygmies to work in his factory.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||October 15, 2021 8:44 PM|
And the media, which would normally tear something like that apart, will instead praise it because of their adoration for Chalamet
|by Anonymous||reply 90||October 15, 2021 8:50 PM|
I wonder if this will be some dark and heavy handed prequel that shows us how Wonka became so damaged. Complete with a joker esque backstory. If so....groan.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||October 15, 2021 10:46 PM|
Why do we hate him again?
|by Anonymous||reply 92||October 16, 2021 5:16 PM|
Too ambitious and ratlike.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||October 16, 2021 5:24 PM|
No Walnut Whip or Creme Egg is safe from Timothee as Wonka!
|by Anonymous||reply 94||October 16, 2021 8:20 PM|
I mean seriously, he's just ugly. And what's with the sores on his tongue?
|by Anonymous||reply 95||October 16, 2021 8:54 PM|
I feel like I've already seen this. And I didn't like it.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||October 16, 2021 9:47 PM|
But what do you DL experts think: is he hetero?
|by Anonymous||reply 97||October 17, 2021 7:55 PM|
Straight-leaning bi R97.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||October 17, 2021 7:56 PM|
R98: Who gives a shit? He’s butt ugly and a shitty actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||October 17, 2021 7:58 PM|
Timothée ass wonky.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||October 17, 2021 9:29 PM|
R98 If he is bi he would be one of the rare bi guys I would want. Otherwise bi is not my thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||October 18, 2021 9:01 AM|
Gene Wilder IS Willy Wonka! The rest is just Bullshit!
|by Anonymous||reply 102||October 18, 2021 9:10 AM|
Who is that at R95?
|by Anonymous||reply 103||October 18, 2021 9:19 AM|
Henry Kissinger, Rose.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||October 19, 2021 2:29 AM|
Henry Kissinger 2.0
|by Anonymous||reply 105||October 19, 2021 8:25 AM|
What’s his ethnic background?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||October 19, 2021 9:00 AM|
I like skinny guys. He's sexy.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||October 19, 2021 9:11 AM|
Why is this a thing? Why is he a thing?
Make it stop.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||October 19, 2021 9:14 AM|
I don't like good-looking guys.
I like them skinny and pale, like they're dying.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||October 19, 2021 9:30 AM|