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DL inside jokes you don't get, understand or know their meaning.

Ypir whenever someone talks about supermodels. ????

by Anonymousreply 107October 22, 2021 3:13 PM

Boris.

by Anonymousreply 1October 7, 2021 7:31 AM

These bitches will never give you an honest answer. Go ask on Manvox.

by Anonymousreply 2October 7, 2021 7:40 AM

Ages ago someone made a typo while posting a thread that was supposed to be titled Your favorite supermodels. They titled it Ypir favorite supermodels and posters created a fabricated model named Ypir. Theories differ on her origin. I've decided that she is Turkish.

by Anonymousreply 3October 7, 2021 7:42 AM

I don't know the north troll jokes' meaning and origin. I have studied the DL dictionary thread well but I don't recall the North troll jokes explained there.

by Anonymousreply 4October 7, 2021 7:50 AM

Who the hell dreamed up the word stanksleeve meaning a foreskin???

by Anonymousreply 5October 7, 2021 9:02 AM

Probably someone who had their foreskin hacked off when they were a child and too young to give consent. They're lashing out now.

by Anonymousreply 6October 7, 2021 9:06 AM

R4, the north troll is new in the past 6 months. I think he’s Bill Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 7October 7, 2021 9:09 AM

You can say what you want about Ypir, but she revolutionized the world of high fashion.

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by Anonymousreply 8October 7, 2021 9:14 AM

Go die in a grease fire…..

by Anonymousreply 9October 7, 2021 9:26 AM

This isn’t a thread, it’s a CELEBRATION of low IQ.

by Anonymousreply 10October 7, 2021 9:30 AM

WHET Bill Taylor? I miss his posts.

by Anonymousreply 11October 7, 2021 9:35 AM

I have to admit I googled "Ypir supermodel" when first encountering that answer in the supermodel threads.

by Anonymousreply 12October 7, 2021 9:44 AM

Moo.

by Anonymousreply 13October 7, 2021 9:45 AM

r1 = Boris DeFuckwit the Nazi Incel, playing dumb again.

by Anonymousreply 14October 7, 2021 9:46 AM

.,.,

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by Anonymousreply 15October 7, 2021 10:02 AM

Someone brilliant, r5. It's perfect.

by Anonymousreply 16October 7, 2021 10:14 AM

[quote]Moo.

I miss Pierre.

by Anonymousreply 17October 7, 2021 10:17 AM

Mistah Pierre, he dead

by Anonymousreply 18October 7, 2021 11:09 AM

[quote] Go ask on Manvox.

I had one of those once. Then, of course, VHS came out making them all but obsolete.

by Anonymousreply 19October 7, 2021 11:14 AM

terf

by Anonymousreply 20October 7, 2021 11:28 AM

That’s the stuff on football fields.

by Anonymousreply 21October 7, 2021 11:33 AM

I don't understand how the Joey Luft " I like blue" posts started.

by Anonymousreply 22October 7, 2021 11:55 AM

Just hang around here long enough and you'll be assimilated.

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by Anonymousreply 23October 7, 2021 12:03 PM

Someone explain Manvox to me TIA

by Anonymousreply 24October 7, 2021 12:22 PM

[quote] you'll be assimilated.

I was assimilated last night. He was hot! And vaxxed!

by Anonymousreply 25October 7, 2021 12:45 PM

Ypir was the first DL in-joke that I was here for when it started and I always get smile when her name pops up.

Love ya, Ypir!

by Anonymousreply 26October 7, 2021 1:33 PM

There's a FAQ on the Manvox site that's reasonably comprehensive, r24.

by Anonymousreply 27October 7, 2021 2:11 PM

Just so you know, OP, when I say go get fucked I mean for you to go get fucked.

Let's practice.

Go get fucked.

See? It's easy.

Well? What are you waiting for?

by Anonymousreply 28October 7, 2021 2:13 PM

I didn't get the whole WEHT vs WHET for a while. DL evolves, like language; innocent errors can become the correct form after a while.

by Anonymousreply 29October 7, 2021 2:29 PM

The inside joke I don't get is how, often when someone mentions an OnlyFans account, they put the word "an" before OnlyFans in quotes. Such as "Timothee will have "an" OnlyFans soon." I'm not sure why they are putting the "an" in quotes - almost as if it is incorrect to use the word "an" and they are therefore emphasizing it.

by Anonymousreply 30October 7, 2021 2:39 PM

[quote]innocent errors can become the correct form after a while

See also: pron.

by Anonymousreply 31October 7, 2021 2:54 PM

Pron long predates Datalounge, r31.

It was designed as pron or p0rn to get around the censoring of the word by algorithms.

by Anonymousreply 32October 7, 2021 3:18 PM

R7 - the North troll is not as funny as Bill Taylor.

If you’re right, I hope he goes back to posting as Bill.

(I also miss Uncle Rupert with the ungrateful nieces who wouldn’t eat chicken a la king)

by Anonymousreply 33October 7, 2021 3:23 PM

Pooshoes. Cheryl. WHET. There used to be a page that explained it all.

by Anonymousreply 34October 7, 2021 3:50 PM

[quote]Go die in a grease fire…..

I beg your pardon?

by Anonymousreply 35October 7, 2021 4:23 PM

It's the same with "casted" instead of cast. R30

by Anonymousreply 36October 7, 2021 4:48 PM

I'm flummoxed by Datalounge's obsession with a certain pint-sized trollop.

by Anonymousreply 37October 7, 2021 4:59 PM

I want to be underwhelmed threads….?????

by Anonymousreply 38October 7, 2021 5:17 PM

I've been on Datalounge for nearly twenty years and I've never understood the Joey Luft "I like blue" joke either.

by Anonymousreply 39October 7, 2021 5:46 PM

r39 was molested.

by Anonymousreply 40October 7, 2021 5:57 PM

Joey is retarded because his mother drank heavily when she was pregnant with him.

by Anonymousreply 41October 7, 2021 6:05 PM

But why would he like blue?

by Anonymousreply 42October 7, 2021 6:45 PM

Jackie on Assistance

by Anonymousreply 43October 7, 2021 6:49 PM

I think "Jackie on Assistance" was an autocorrect thing - someone meant to type Jackie Onassis but misspelled it, and autocorrect changed it to "On Assistance". They just went with it, and the legend of an aristocrat on welfare was born.

by Anonymousreply 44October 7, 2021 7:02 PM

Jackie On Assistance is one of my favourites because it has a ring of truth to it. Did she ever earn her own money?

by Anonymousreply 45October 7, 2021 7:11 PM

Well, for what it’s worth anyway, r45, she did have several jobs throughout her life, including after her divorce from Ari O.

by Anonymousreply 46October 7, 2021 8:26 PM

Jackie made decent money as an editor in the 1970s.

She was also the Inquiring Camerawoman for a DC newspaper in the late 1940s and early 1950s.

by Anonymousreply 47October 7, 2021 8:28 PM

She slept with Onassis to provide security and safety for her children.

Yes, she fucking earned that money.

by Anonymousreply 48October 7, 2021 8:42 PM

"including after her divorce from Ari O."

She didn't divorce him. He died.

by Anonymousreply 49October 7, 2021 8:55 PM

[quote] I want to be underwhelmed threads….?????

IIRC, the first one started a couple of years ago, before Covid, I think. It was a place to put less-than-newsworthy life events. I like those threads, now. Amazingly, IIRC, the original thread got derailed by a couple of insufferable posters talking about their Le Creuset (enameled cast iron cookware) collections.

by Anonymousreply 50October 7, 2021 8:59 PM

I just saw 'Lizsha' post again in another thread. I don't know why I find their contributions funny. I don't know who's doing it. I just hope it continues.

by Anonymousreply 51October 7, 2021 9:04 PM

I, tioo, dislike the typos that turn into DL-ims.. WHET, Lenz, although Ypir isn't too bad.

by Anonymousreply 52October 7, 2021 9:09 PM

LENS, not Lenz.

by Anonymousreply 53October 7, 2021 9:16 PM

We need to keep JIMAAAAAAY! alive too.

by Anonymousreply 54October 7, 2021 9:20 PM

[quote]But why would he like blue?

Because it is one of the primary colors.

by Anonymousreply 55October 7, 2021 9:27 PM

Blue is the most universally liked color.

And don't make fun of the retard. His mother and both his sisters have always loved him deeply. He's probably a very sweet guy.

by Anonymousreply 56October 7, 2021 9:44 PM

Can someone tell the "Dat's da suckjob!" story again?

by Anonymousreply 57October 7, 2021 9:52 PM

R27 Manvox site is down, goes to a domain name placeholder now

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by Anonymousreply 58October 7, 2021 10:06 PM

WHET Jimmmaaayyyy??

by Anonymousreply 59October 7, 2021 10:13 PM

[quote]DAAAT’s DA SUCK JOB!

[quote]When something really sucks, or if you want to mock someone for being 'special', you say this – but the root is that a DL’er got a random blowjob from a stranger while out cruising, and that’s what the guy said to him after completion, leading the DL’er to realize he was just blown by a special needs individual.

[quote]I know this, because I was that DL’er.

[quote]—SueEllen

R57 That's from the DL Dictionary thread linked below.

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by Anonymousreply 60October 7, 2021 10:18 PM

R58, it isn't .com.

by Anonymousreply 61October 7, 2021 11:23 PM

Okay, this was years ago, but I didn't really get the Tony Stewart threads. I'd read them hoping to catch the joke, but it never happened.

by Anonymousreply 62October 8, 2021 2:31 AM

Didn't the "I like blue" thing come from one or the very first 9/11 thread? Somebody commented "the sky was so blue that day" or something and another poster answered with "I like blue" and signed with Joey Luft.

by Anonymousreply 63October 8, 2021 5:10 AM

The I like blue thing goes beyond datalounge.

I've seen it on other sites

(although maybe they got it from here.)

by Anonymousreply 64October 8, 2021 6:05 AM

Joey wasn't always a one-trick pony.

"I like the shapes that aren't circles."

by Anonymousreply 65October 8, 2021 9:36 AM

[quote] She didn't divorce [Ari]. He died.

You’re right. Thanks for the correction. I have no idea WTF I was thinking.

by Anonymousreply 66October 8, 2021 2:32 PM

R59, you should’ve kept your fucking mouth shut.

by Anonymousreply 67October 8, 2021 2:32 PM

I'm looking at you darfur orphan.

by Anonymousreply 68October 8, 2021 2:45 PM

Jackie on Assistance came from someone's autocorrect typo for Jackie Onassis.

by Anonymousreply 69October 8, 2021 2:46 PM

Really, R69? I had no idea!

by Anonymousreply 70October 8, 2021 2:56 PM

Who or what is a Team Mom? The jokes are never funny or make any sense. It’s so lame. Do they mean Teen Mom?

by Anonymousreply 71October 8, 2021 5:19 PM

No, it's definitely a Team Mom. It's a reference to the over-the-top histrionics often seen in parents who are disproportionately concerned and dramatic in a "Would SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?" way. Like a mom of a teen on the swim team who writes a letter to the newspaper because she doesn't like the way her teen is being treated and signs it "Concerned Swim Team Mom".

by Anonymousreply 72October 8, 2021 5:56 PM

Plus, r71, it usually comes up in threads that no mom would or should be in anyway, such as gay cruising stories, mentions of fetishes, etc.

It’s hysterical to think some naive mother found her way into those threads and was so shocked she exclaimed “Dear lord in heaven!”

At least I get a kick out of them.

by Anonymousreply 73October 8, 2021 6:02 PM

I do, too, R73. They're usually phrased cleverly.

by Anonymousreply 74October 8, 2021 6:14 PM

What does PMBT stand for?

by Anonymousreply 75October 8, 2021 7:25 PM

[quote] It’s hysterical to think some naive mother found her way into those threads and was so shocked she exclaimed “Dear lord in heaven!”

But how does that joke even work when it’s always signed with something like Concerned Anal Fisting Team Mom? Why would someone on the Anal Fisting Team be so shocked and exclaim “Dear lord in heaven!”?

by Anonymousreply 76October 9, 2021 5:38 AM

Brendad Ickson

by Anonymousreply 77October 9, 2021 6:07 AM

"(Insert name) sends his/her love."

Not so much an inside joke but makes me lol every time as it's always applied to inappropriate situations. Gold standard DL snark, more like.

by Anonymousreply 78October 20, 2021 11:13 PM

[R11]: I think Bill Taylor’s disregarded wife finally put her foot down and tightened the vice around his nuts.

Isn’t he the one who got raped by Goofy on the cruise ship?

by Anonymousreply 79October 20, 2021 11:22 PM

I don’t understand the Rose jokes.

by Anonymousreply 80October 20, 2021 11:30 PM

When I first came to DL, there was a lot of talk about "prancing ponies." All these years later, I still have no idea who or what a "prancing pony" is.

by Anonymousreply 81October 20, 2021 11:56 PM

Sometimes there are no answers…..

Only caring

by Anonymousreply 82October 21, 2021 12:09 AM

r82

by Anonymousreply 83October 21, 2021 12:13 AM

R81, I believe the "Prancing ponies" were gay superfans of the Lord of the Rings movies who insisted without evidence that Elijah Wood and all his costars were gay and banging each other on the set. Or something like that.

by Anonymousreply 84October 21, 2021 12:19 AM

I miss the Tony Stewart threads

by Anonymousreply 85October 21, 2021 12:22 AM

Oh, r81, did you miss out.

by Anonymousreply 86October 21, 2021 12:25 AM

PMBT = Program/Major/Book Resale Troll, a.k.a. John.

An alleged Japanese-Canadian nursing student and 20-something virgin who was always obsessing to the point of creepiness about hot guys "in my program," as well as posting inane "What do you think of ____?" threads about male celebrities and their "kind eyes." Also frequently bemoaned his oppressive parents and opined on the superiority of the Japanese versus other Asians. I'm not sure where the book-resale thing comes in, though.

by Anonymousreply 87October 21, 2021 12:26 AM

Was PBMT also the yellow skin troll?

by Anonymousreply 88October 21, 2021 12:35 AM

If you have to ask… 🙄

by Anonymousreply 89October 21, 2021 12:42 AM

That’s the purpose of this thread, asshat at R89.

by Anonymousreply 90October 21, 2021 12:50 AM

Funny. DL just ain’t that complicated

by Anonymousreply 91October 21, 2021 12:56 AM

Oh, DL.

When you read, "If you're a straight woman you don't belong here" it's not an "inside joke."

It's what we have to do instead of kicking them in their marinated clam.

by Anonymousreply 92October 21, 2021 12:58 AM

I believe at one point he was complaining about the low resale value of his textbooks.

by Anonymousreply 93October 21, 2021 1:03 AM

PMBT was also obsessed with Tom Hardy and the idea of living in certain European places.

He posted equally obsessively about selling used text books. It’s where the B in his acronym comes from.

There’s no way he’s not still here. It’s possible he may have been a character being played by an incredibly sad troll, but it wasn’t as obvious as DefatTurd playing at being German Gay Guy.

by Anonymousreply 94October 21, 2021 2:05 AM

The Rose reference is a continuation of Dorothy Zbornak's withering sarcasm directed at Rose Nylund when Rose would ask an inane, obvious question.

by Anonymousreply 95October 21, 2021 2:19 AM

Who was Toothy Tile? And why?

by Anonymousreply 96October 21, 2021 2:21 AM

[quote]Brendad Ickson

To fool search option and thread deletion, and apparently Miss Ickson's google alert.

by Anonymousreply 97October 21, 2021 2:23 AM

"Toothy Tile" = Ted Casablanca's cutesy alias for Jake Gyllenhaal in his blind items for "The Awful Truth," his E! gossip column.

by Anonymousreply 98October 21, 2021 2:24 AM

Draining pasta.

by Anonymousreply 99October 21, 2021 2:32 AM

Oh Dear. (Not you R99, just in general).

by Anonymousreply 100October 21, 2021 2:43 AM

I've read DL for years and I haven't understood some of it and that's fine. There used to be some really funny writers, really smart people. DL has evolved organically over the years to include typos, word play and riffing, as well as some great sleuthing and factual information. One reason why DL is funny is because people make a big deal out of nothing. I'm sure there were funny writers here who started funny jokes who are long dead. RIP.

by Anonymousreply 101October 21, 2021 3:00 AM

Bunnika.

The way other DLers have spoken about them, I feel like I've missed out on something good, and I'm not even sure exactly what a Bunnika is.

by Anonymousreply 102October 21, 2021 3:09 AM

Bunnika was so funny and if I type bunn my phome autofills it to Bunnika. amazing

by Anonymousreply 103October 21, 2021 4:25 AM

I don't get the Manvox thing either. I know it doesn't exist so... I guess that's the joke?

by Anonymousreply 104October 21, 2021 5:26 AM

Moo.

by Anonymousreply 105October 21, 2021 7:38 AM

Susan Dey.

by Anonymousreply 106October 22, 2021 3:03 PM

She don’t get you neither.

by Anonymousreply 107October 22, 2021 3:13 PM
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