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Tomorrow is Blowjob Day

Are you going to the parade?

by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2021 3:29 AM

Fuck we're in lockdown, otherwise I'd be totally there

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2021 1:12 AM

I usually can't see the parade from where I'm "standing."

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2021 1:14 AM

No, tomorrow is also Trump Sucker Pride Day.

I'll be going to the Anti-Blowjob Parade while searching for another mega-rich psychopath to promise me the moon and the stars, then take my money without any benefit in return.

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by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2021 1:22 AM

Yes. Father O'Malley is taking some of us guys to the parade and he says that afterwards he's taking us all back to the rectory for hot dogs!

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2021 1:24 AM

It sucks. So, of course!

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2021 1:27 AM

I wonder if all the guys at work would be game for a break room blow

by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2021 1:32 AM

What are you talking about OP? March 14th is (Steak and) Blowjob day.

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by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2021 1:35 AM

I *AM* the parade in my town. I just go along main street in a box with a hole in it.

by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2021 2:48 AM

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by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2021 3:29 AM
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