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Tomorrow is White Trash Fatties Against Blowjobs Day

Are you going to the parade?

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2021 8:01 AM

Should I wear my Proud hornet colors?

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2021 1:30 AM

Can you imagine having a dick and being against blowjobs?

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2021 1:33 AM

I always wanted to go to the Brainwash Hut at church, but it was really expensive. My mom was one of those inbred, "home-school" types that comprise the base of the Republican Party and go on to let any corrupt authority deceive, scam and control them as long as they're white and promise the fairy tale of everlasting life and justice.

All the kids at home school made fun of my sister and I because we frothed at the mouth when our right-wing parents electrocuted our heads through metal helmets with forceps forcing our eyes open in front of the Bible every time we misinterpreted the scriptures. Tuffy Jeans and we got homemade educations.

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2021 8:01 AM
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