I always had a coupon
Remember going to the Abortion Hut at the mall?
|by Anonymous||reply 165||September 17, 2021 12:30 PM|
I had a member punch card where after 10 you get one free.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||September 10, 2021 2:32 AM|
My coupon was for 1/2 off.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||September 10, 2021 2:32 AM|
We never had a Hut nearby. Our closest franchise was Abortion Barn (at the mall off the interstate), where you always get more for less!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||September 10, 2021 2:33 AM|
Remember the promotion where you could get one in a series of Encyclopedia Britannica with each abortion? I never did get w through z. Luckily I never had any kids who needed them.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||September 10, 2021 2:36 AM|
Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||September 10, 2021 2:40 AM|
Sigh. I remember my cousin went bust investing in one of those Abort-O-Matic combination launderettes and abortion clinics that were in so in vogue in the mid-90s for a bit. Full service! They also featured a coffee bar, but couldn't compete with Starbucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||September 10, 2021 2:40 AM|
Sheila the nurse was always on duty during the busy weekends. Shelia is a whore’s name.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||September 10, 2021 2:43 AM|
My friend Laura worked there one summer and when her manager went to the food court for one of her three-hour lunches, Laura would sneak me in for free abortions.
In return, I’d give her the cosmetics that we were supposed to put out as testers. I told my boss that I saw rich ladies stealing them, which he totally believed.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||September 10, 2021 2:46 AM|
They had a way of making abortions 'Fun"
|by Anonymous||reply 9||September 10, 2021 2:46 AM|
I used to knit ironically in the waiting room.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||September 10, 2021 2:47 AM|
I got mine in the back room of Spencer's Gifts.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||September 10, 2021 2:48 AM|
The floor was always so sticky
|by Anonymous||reply 12||September 10, 2021 2:54 AM|
I popped into an Abortion Hut to get my procedure done while waiting for Jurassic Park to start at the mall fiveplex just a few stores away.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||September 10, 2021 2:57 AM|
All those little Mom and Pop Abortion Huts go out of business when the big box abortion mills move in.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||September 10, 2021 2:58 AM|
Women would pay me to knock them up just so they could enjoy the experience of having a late-term abortion.
Some of those fetuses were old enough to ask, "Why, Mommy?" before being dropped into the medical waste can to die.
And the gals would say, "It feels soooo good." Like a sexy vacation.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||September 10, 2021 3:03 AM|
I used to treat myself to an Orange Julius next door right after my suck n chuck.
That is until I noticed the big accordion tube that led from the Abortion Hut’s southeast wall to the Julius machine.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||September 10, 2021 3:04 AM|
The only proper response to a pregnancy announcement:
|by Anonymous||reply 17||September 10, 2021 3:07 AM|
It was so convenient, I could hit the GAP and the food court after getting the scrape!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||September 10, 2021 3:13 AM|
God! Such a flashback! My parents always made my big sister take me with when she went to he abort-o-mat across town. I'd sneak out and go to the wig store next door. The lovely colored lady (I'm sorry if I offend - it was the south and that's what we called them in polite society back then) - was bored I guess and let me try them on. She also introduced me to Diana Ross and the rest is history.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||September 10, 2021 3:16 AM|
I can't hear a Wilson Philips song without getting a little nostalgic for that summer I clerked at the Abortion Hut. Now that was a mixtape!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||September 10, 2021 3:20 AM|
Our mall had a Wilson’s Leather Store next door. I get all broody every time I slide into a pair of chaps.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||September 10, 2021 3:23 AM|
The Abortion Hut I used to go was in an outdoor mall and had a strip club on one side, a sex shop on the other, and an underground parking lot for all three. Such a smart business plan: they had a lot of repeat customers.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||September 10, 2021 3:29 AM|
OMG These are hilarious!!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||September 10, 2021 3:31 AM|
I've got a meetin' in the Ladies Room, I'll be back real soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||September 10, 2021 3:33 AM|
L.A. in the 70s had all those drive-through Abort-A-Belles, remember? With the neon pink and blue logo.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||September 10, 2021 3:35 AM|
Because of Covid, my Abortion Hut is now drive-thru only. They do give you a free plastic sheet to cover your car seat.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||September 10, 2021 3:37 AM|
We had the Abortion Casino. Free gambling chips with your abortion. Double chips for your first abortion! Same if you bring a friend!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||September 10, 2021 3:40 AM|
What I really miss is getting an a abortion “On Demand”. I would just walk into the Abortion Hut and announce: “I DEMAND an abortion, RIGHT NOW!!!” and the little workers would immediately begin scampering around to meet my every need.
*Sigh* THOSE were the days . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 28||September 10, 2021 3:42 AM|
Our Abortion Hut shared its dumpster with the Kentucky Fried Chicken. Really fucked up some hungry hobos permanently.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||September 10, 2021 3:43 AM|
Don’t kid yourselves, ladies! It wasn’t all “fun and games” back then:
|by Anonymous||reply 30||September 10, 2021 3:47 AM|
My nasty friend, Shelly, was fucking the colored boy who used to work at the video arcade right next to the Abortion Hut. He used to sneak her in after hours and he would vacuum her out. Then they’d play Centipede in the arcade.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||September 10, 2021 3:58 AM|
First they came for Abortion Hut, and I said nothing. Then they came for the Orange Julius stand...
|by Anonymous||reply 32||September 10, 2021 4:04 AM|
So convenient having it in the mall.
I went to a double feature of Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgement Day. There was about a 15 minute break between the end of Terminator before the next movie started. I thought to myself, "I've been meaning to get an abortion." So, I just walked across the hall, got the slice and dice special and got back to the theater in time for Terminator 2 to start. The ice in my drink hadn't even had time to melt!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||September 10, 2021 4:06 AM|
The one in our local upscale mall had the huge wide windows flanking the opening, so passers-by could see customers splayed out on the tables having the procedure performed on them. You always looked so absurd and vulnerable during the process, and I used to worry that a classmate or a crush would walk by and see me with the dorky gown and the surgical cap they’d make you put on. At the same time, though, it was the kind of establishment you liked to be seen walking into, as the procedures were kind of pricey for a high-schooler and frequenting one implied that your family had $$$ to throw around. (For me, though, it was a only a twice-a-year treat, courtesy of birthday or XMas dosh.)
|by Anonymous||reply 34||September 10, 2021 4:21 AM|
[quote]I had a member punch card where after 10 you get one free.
One free punch in the tumsy? That would do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||September 10, 2021 4:25 AM|
We had a very fancy one in my hometown: Ooh-La-La Paree Maison des Abortions. After a D&C they flushed you out with André Cold Duck. Now THAT'S class!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||September 10, 2021 4:35 AM|
Our regional equivalent was Abortomat, and the gals that worked there were called "Abortomates." It was between Chess King and Hot Dog on a Stick.
My friend's older sister went there once and then had Dippin' Dots.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||September 10, 2021 4:51 AM|
I loved those promotions like free sunglasses they gave in your way out.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||September 10, 2021 4:54 AM|
My local franchise sponsored the high school prom, knowing half the attendees (the female half) would be clients over the summer.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||September 10, 2021 5:03 AM|
Bring me... A KNITTING NEEDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Pats
|by Anonymous||reply 40||September 10, 2021 5:50 AM|
You knew the Abortion Hut was going downhill when it offered a Groupon for dinner, a movie and an abortion at the mall.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||September 10, 2021 7:11 AM|
I was a regular at Abortion Hut.
I've still got the free t-shirt they gave away with each procedure. 've got t-shirts in a rainbow of colors -- a pink one and a blue one, of course. But they also had t-shirts in red, green, yellow, purple, orange, black and white.
No matter the color, they all had the Abortion Hut logo and accompanying slogan, "Undo it at the Hut."
They quit making those t-shirts two decades ago, for some bizarre reason Now they sell for a few hundred dollars on Ebay.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||September 10, 2021 11:19 PM|
[quote]It was between Chess King and Hot Dog on a Stick
Oh. My. Gawd!
I used to WORK at Hotdog on a Stick!
I was one of the lemonade girls - you know, the ones that have to use that giant plunger to churn the lemon slurry?!
Anyway, the Abortion Hut used to give us HoaS girls a 10% discount there, and on my second, no, maybe my third time getting rid of my oopsie, the office manager offered me a job.
I was still kinda groggy, so I says yes.
So I show up on my first day, and they lead me to one of the back rooms. It had a giant vat that was covered (thank god) and it had one of them big accordion tubes going from the vat to a hole in one of the walls.
My job was to stand on a little platform next to the giant vat but above this big oil drum and use a big ol’ plunger - the VERY SAME KIND we used for lemonade at ‘The Stick’!
Marsha - she’s the office manager at the Abortion Hut - she says they hired me on account of my big shoulders.
Thing is, we don’t have to wear those lame boner hats! But it did kinda throw my balance off when I churned.
Lucky for me I got turned down from Orange Julius and got a job at ‘The Stick’ instead, right?!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||September 11, 2021 8:30 PM|
“Papa Don’t Preach” was on the June 1986 Abortion Hut playlist
|by Anonymous||reply 44||September 13, 2021 10:06 PM|
I remember Abortion Hut at the mall near me. It was between Orange Julius and Sam Goodys.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||September 13, 2021 10:13 PM|
Or as I used to call it, going to the mall to sit on Santa's lap.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||September 13, 2021 10:19 PM|
The music was so great. Once an hour the staff would stand on their chairs and sing along to "Believe" by Cher.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||September 13, 2021 10:24 PM|
We used to get coupons for them if we got honor role.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||September 13, 2021 10:32 PM|
We didn’t have an Abortion Hut. We had the abortion claw machine in the arcade though. Kids would line up with quarters and use the joystick to maneuver the scoop and suction above you while you were heels up in the stirrups. And you got tickets for things from the arcade gift shop. Little whistles and tiny, tiny coat hangers.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||September 13, 2021 10:41 PM|
Those whistles were the bomb!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||September 13, 2021 10:41 PM|
They were little rape whistles.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||September 13, 2021 10:43 PM|
Abortion Hut? Please. Everyone (in California anyway) knows that the ONLY place for abortions is Out & Out. If you ask for “animal style,” they’ll fry up the placenta while-u-wait.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||September 13, 2021 10:44 PM|
My cousin Diane was the Abortion Hut Nurse Nell in the popular ads. She had a theater degree from Sarah Lawrence, and it was her first national campaign. People still stop her in the streets to ask her to sing "ABOBO!"
|by Anonymous||reply 53||September 13, 2021 10:46 PM|
My sister got her ears pierced, photos developed, and twins terminated, all at the same time, at the Things Remembered Abortomat.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||September 13, 2021 10:47 PM|
[quote] They were little rape whistles.
Yeah, except I had been blowing mine all weekend, but nobody showed up.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||September 13, 2021 10:47 PM|
I always preferred Abortions Я Us.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||September 14, 2021 12:16 AM|
Remember the commercial Joan Crawford did for them, NO WIRE HANGERS.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||September 14, 2021 12:23 AM|
I loved the Dum-Dum suckers they gave away there. I'd mostly get grape, but sometimes cherry.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||September 14, 2021 12:24 AM|
The Drive Thru was tacky.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||September 14, 2021 12:25 AM|
Didn't Abortions Я Us get bought out by that big box abortion center, Abortion Depot?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||September 14, 2021 12:30 AM|
No, r60, you’re thinking of Abortion City. You know, the chain whose ads featured a big red ABORT button. I bought a bunch of those as gag gifts for a baby shower!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||September 14, 2021 12:40 AM|
Such good times! Dayton's in downtown Minneapolis, the one where Mary Tyler Moore throws her cap in the air, well such posh abortiata services were rarely seen in the midwest in the 60's and 70's. They had a 'fast service' lane in the basement, right between the hair salon and the deli-- talk about synergy! Feeling a bit more up market, well there's was the Oak Room on the eighth floor. Yes, hushed and paneled with a full linen service, cocktails of course, and the pièce de résistance; Myron Anderson on that big Steinway! Such wistful and lilting tones.
I think it was my third or forth abortiata and I splurged on the Oak Room. Getting the little problem whisked away while sipping a dry martini, a half & half lunch special. (Caesar salad half bottle of white wine) and then just sliding home like I was floating on a cloud- Made me want to do it all again.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||September 14, 2021 12:43 AM|
I always went to Cinna-No-Bun In The Oven, purely for the delicious smells that wafted out of there.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||September 14, 2021 12:44 AM|
Don’t forget Auntie Anne’s baked umbilical cords. With mustard!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||September 14, 2021 12:46 AM|
I always loved the ‘You rape ‘em, we scrape ‘em’ poster on the wall in the waiting room.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||September 14, 2021 12:51 AM|
There was one at Manassas Mall, and what was neat was the video feed from the theater. My mother said she watched most of “Tender Mercies” while my little sister or brother got scraped out. I waited in the playroom and after she took me to Farrells for a pink ice cream treat with a cherry on top!
If I remember correctly, the one at Tysons was next to Hot Shoppes and the lines would run together at lunch time.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||September 14, 2021 12:53 AM|
They still have Abortion Huts in a lot of Tanger outlet malls.
Anyone have an America’s Best Eyeglasses, Contacts and Abortions in their mall? I like them because for $249, you get the America’s Best Plan with three years of abortions and can get one every 6 months.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||September 14, 2021 12:56 AM|
Oh yes, I remember that one era when everyone in America just loved having abortions and couldn't get enough of them.
But none of it matched the money-making craze of Brainwash Huts at churches. Remember them?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||September 14, 2021 1:00 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 69||September 14, 2021 1:43 AM|
The Abortion Hut at the Mall of American had a deal with the plastic surgeon office beside it.
They often ran a special where you could get a tummy tuck and a scape & suck at the same time. You ended up coming out POUNDS thinner in just an hours time.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||September 14, 2021 2:58 AM|
Big deal r70!
At Chez Abortion in at the Sherman Oaks Galleria, it was a combination plastic surgeon office and abortion clinic. They routinely did liposuction after sucking the fetus out, all for one low, low price.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||September 14, 2021 3:02 AM|
My mom worked at the Abortion Hut here in Darvon, Ohio. me and my sis used to sit there and play with the little "squirmers" from the bucket.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||September 14, 2021 3:06 AM|
OP, this thread is likely one of my top 10 favorites.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||September 14, 2021 4:11 AM|
The one near us used to have those obligatory photos with a photographer so you could buy a pic on your way out.
You could choose your background - SOMEBODY'S GETTING EVICTED! or DONT CALL ME MAMA!
I recall there was a discount if you showed your high school ID.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||September 14, 2021 4:18 AM|
I wondered why Abortion Hut was always in the same wing as Babys R US and Matern A Tee in nearly every mall. I know there was something sinister in the store placement, but never could figure out what the angle was.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||September 14, 2021 4:36 AM|
I always wanted to go to the Abortion Hut but it was really expensive. My mom made us get our abortions at home and they looked like homemade abortions. All the kids at school made fun of my sister and I because we wore really thick glasses, Tuffy jeans and got homemade abortions.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||September 14, 2021 6:25 AM|
I always wanted to go to the Brainwash Hut at church, but it was really expensive. My mom was one of those inbred, "home-school" types that comprise the base of the Republican Party and go on to let any corrupt authority deceive, scam and control them as long as they're white and promise the fairy tale of everlasting life and justice.
All the kids at home school made fun of my sister and I because we frothed at the mouth when our right-wing parents electrocuted our heads through metal helmets with forceps forcing our eyes open in front of the Bible every time we misinterpreted the scriptures. Tuffy Jeans and we got homemade educations.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||September 14, 2021 8:02 AM|
They tried to open up a few in France, but failed. We French prefer cozy little independent abortion joints to large chain ones. My German friend went to one and tried to buy a hat; I had to tell him that it was HUT not HAT.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||September 14, 2021 8:11 AM|
[quote]At Chez Abortion in at the Sherman Oaks Galleria, it was a combination plastic surgeon office and abortion clinic. They routinely did liposuction after sucking the fetus out, all for one low, low price.
Chez Abortion charged a lot more if you just wanted liposuction without the abortion. Like triple the price of the Double Suck as we affectionately called it.
So, whenever I was putting on a few extra pounds and wanted to liposuction it away, I would get pregnant so I could get the Double Suck and save money.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||September 14, 2021 9:47 AM|
People this is a troll. I can't believe you are playing along. F&F.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||September 14, 2021 9:53 AM|
R80 Because it is funny. What, do you think we don’t know that there isn’t a place called The Abortion Hut? Grow up and get off of DL, no one likes a hall monitor.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||September 14, 2021 10:18 AM|
R80 lost her punch card and had to pay for #10 out of pocket. Poor thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||September 14, 2021 11:21 AM|
Dear Lord in Heaven!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||September 14, 2021 11:22 AM|
Our Oklahoma town didn't have no abortion hut, but the gals rode the buckin' bronco at some big waterin' hole instead.
The girls under 21 just sat in the bouncy airplane in front of the K-Mart. A couple of quarters did the trick.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||September 14, 2021 12:46 PM|
My mom started taking my sisters there when they were about seven. They'd give them a "lining smoothie" to get them comfortable for when they'd be using the Hut for services a little later. Mina had her first A treatment at 12 and she was completely relaxed. And it was triplets!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||September 14, 2021 12:48 PM|
R80, “Stupid Girl” was on the Abortion Hut February 1996 playlist
|by Anonymous||reply 86||September 14, 2021 1:19 PM|
Please, I wouldn’t be caught dead at The Abortion Hut. Any girl with class went to La Vide Chambre at the fancy mall.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||September 14, 2021 1:29 PM|
My first trip to Abortion Hut was, well, an abortion! As they were sucking away, they informed me I had twins!! While hoovering my loamy uterus, they said it would be double the price and asked me if I wanted to pay or leave the second critter in there! I thought about it for a bit and then dramatically handed over my Famous Amos Cookies punch card and they accepted it, thank God. All cleaned out! I went to Tanner’s keg party that night cuz his parents were out of town and drank my face off. Ended up back at the “hut”, as we called it, a month later.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||September 14, 2021 2:13 PM|
Was that the unmarked side door of Pizza Hut?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||September 14, 2021 2:19 PM|
Remember the blacklight lava lamps with the little floaty baby parts at Spencer Gifts?
My brother Aaron, sisters Anna and Abigail and I would always dash back to see if they had any with our names on them, but I never ever found mine - Aloysius. 😔
|by Anonymous||reply 90||September 14, 2021 2:52 PM|
You posh skank, everyone knows it’s named Le Chambre Vide. You must have had your brain sucked out along with your prom night mistake.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||September 14, 2021 2:58 PM|
I had my 14th birthday party at the mall food court and afterwards we went to Build-A-Bortion.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||September 14, 2021 3:47 PM|
When you can’t remember
If your last period was September
Or May? No matter, slut!
We’ll fix you at The Hut.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||September 14, 2021 4:52 PM|
r81 is the only one playing along through his alternate sock puppet accounts.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||September 14, 2021 4:57 PM|
I remember my mom taking me there when I was 7 and arguing over the fine print saying that 'late-term' wasn't defined in the small print on her coupon and that they had to take me.
So I spent years 7 to 16 living in the back of the Abort-a-Hut in Paramus Mall. It wasn't so bad. Mom came back on my 16th birthday and got me - she said it was just a joke and she still loved me.
We went home and laughed and laughed and laughed.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||September 14, 2021 5:01 PM|
They tried to open up a few Brainwash Huts in France, but after several hundred years of the Church lying and gaslighting the French, promising false cures for the Plague and preaching that Jesus requires all of them to be permanent peasants, the French finally rose up and chopped off the heads of the corrupt Catholic clergy and their precious King.
I called it the Double Chop. It saved 98 percent of the population half of their income.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||September 14, 2021 5:02 PM|
Abortion Hut was the cheap discount place located in low-rent malls. The fancy folks all went to the Abortion Consortion, located just a short walk from a Bergdorf's or Saks.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||September 14, 2021 5:04 PM|
"Stupid Girl" was in the hymn books of all the trendiest Brainwash Huts where people used to throw their money and loyalty at any witch doctor who promised them resurrection and redefined non-breathing, non-feeling fetus cells as life on the authority of an invisible wizard in the sky that nobody ever saw!
|by Anonymous||reply 98||September 14, 2021 5:06 PM|
Abortions in 30 minutes or less, my ass. We missed the first 15 minutes of “Shanghai Surprise”
|by Anonymous||reply 99||September 14, 2021 5:14 PM|
In our mall, there was a Farrell's a few stores down from the Abortion Hut. Farrell's had a special Vacuum Volcano, a lava flow of strawberry topping over 30 scoops of vanilla ice cream, that four waiters would deliver to your table on a stretcher, just for the gals who could produce a receipt from the Hut.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||September 14, 2021 5:18 PM|
Milo Snuffleupagas opened a Brainwash Hut in Florida with a "2-for-One No Homo" coupon to reprogram the brains of children starting to show signs of the gay.
He especially liked it when he got two brothers under the age of 10 to work over. For just $20, Florida white trash could leave their kids in Milo's hands for a year!
Milo liked punishing little boys' private parts during the electroshock sessions. The boys would scream and wail when fingers and other blunt objects prolapsed their intestines on to the floor But Milo would just say, "Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to cum on to me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
Little boys often questioned when their own brothers along with Milo were inserted up their nether regions, creating three males in one. But Milo would just call it a "Trinity,"
|by Anonymous||reply 101||September 14, 2021 5:27 PM|
They asked me to model for their 1988 calendar. I was Miss July!
|by Anonymous||reply 102||September 14, 2021 5:53 PM|
Wait, weren't you dethroned like Miss Vanessa Williams, due to your position as a spokesperson for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?
|by Anonymous||reply 103||September 14, 2021 6:10 PM|
^ go fuck yourself, Tiffani! Jealous much?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||September 14, 2021 6:18 PM|
This was when I still thought I was straight, so while my girlfriend would do her business at the Abortion Hut, I'd hit up the men's room near the hair salon inside Penney's. Worked out for both of us.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||September 14, 2021 6:23 PM|
I had an crummy experience with my “snipper” at Abortion Hut. She was on her phone the whole time FUCK YOU, TAMMY.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||September 14, 2021 6:28 PM|
Our mall's "clinic" was a little dumpy with sad musac playing. They gave you a nicely printed "diploma" with each procedure-your first was called "The Freshman" then "The Sophomore" ect. If you needed more than one per year, they gave you "tuition bucks" you could use toward your next full "diploma".
|by Anonymous||reply 107||September 14, 2021 6:39 PM|
If you worked at the Abortion Hut and saved any playlists, would you please share them with me? Any help would be greatly appreciated!
|by Anonymous||reply 108||September 14, 2021 6:41 PM|
I remember their ad on TV. The oh so sad cast out girl who had no life and can't be part of the click. Then Abortion Hut then Ha Ha Ha and a great new outfit and she's now the Queen Bee of her friends and the hottest guy in science has a crush on her! You know that was a young Mackenzie Phillips in that commercial?
|by Anonymous||reply 109||September 14, 2021 6:50 PM|
In Germany they were called Das Freachmächer!
|by Anonymous||reply 110||September 14, 2021 6:53 PM|
My mom and older sister used to make a day of it but I loved it when they let me tag along. Afterwards we’d get fancy crepes at The Magic Pan and my mom would let me go to the Disney Store. I still have a Jafar action figure from my mom’s last abortion at the Hut. Good times.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||September 14, 2021 7:01 PM|
Yeah R84 We grew up in the country and the nearest Abort-o-rama was all the way in Tulsa. Mama used to tell us to get behind Bessie, our old milk cow, then quickly stick your arm up her cooter. Bessie didn't like this, well mostly didn't like the surprise part, and would kick backwards. Guaranteed to pop that little tadpole clean off the pond as mama used to say. My little sister Marylou didn't take the whole thing seriously, was laughing and joking so when Bessie kicked back it ruptured a kidney rather than popping the tadpole. Papa was So mad as he had to drive her to Tulsa and spend the $149 for a oopsie late abortion rather than the $ 89 special if it was less than six months. Marylou got no new school clothes for two years as punishment.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||September 14, 2021 7:06 PM|
I miss the old Montgomery Fetus Ward. Mom used to let me pick out a cute outfit every time she went in for her abortions, she said I was special because she didn't get me scraped out like all my other siblings.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||September 15, 2021 12:14 AM|
My local Abortion Hut is running a special with the local Sir Speedy car wash, free interior vacuum with every full service abortion.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||September 15, 2021 12:25 AM|
The Abortion Hut was too expensive with their fancy storefront and their private rooms where they did the procedure.
You could save a bundle by getting it done at the abortion kiosk in the middle of the mall. Sure, everyone walking by could see you getting dilated, scraped, and flushed, but the SAVINGS! Oh, the SAVINGS!
|by Anonymous||reply 115||September 15, 2021 12:30 AM|
We used to have a huge Abortion’s-and-things here in town, I sure miss that place. They always sent me a special birthday coupon in the mail for a free abortion and a stainless steel colander.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||September 15, 2021 12:48 AM|
Our Abortion Hut became a Macy’s and they ruined it just like they ruined Marshall Field’s.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||September 15, 2021 12:56 AM|
Abortion Hut used to be good but now it sucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||September 15, 2021 1:07 AM|
Cherry pie always make me think of the Abortion Hut, and not in a good way.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||September 15, 2021 1:13 AM|
Whatever you do, DON’T go to Hut’s Rack!
The medical instruments are all knock-offs and one of the stirrups is always missing.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||September 15, 2021 1:31 AM|
Wow r116, our Abortion Hut (the mean girls in my junior year always called it "Abortion Slut", our AH gave free kitchen gadgets too. Turke basters, of coarse, but sometimes it was a stainless melonnballer or stainless shishkebob skewers. I still have a drawer full of them!
|by Anonymous||reply 121||September 15, 2021 2:03 AM|
My grandmother would snort when we'd all come back from our spa afternoons at the Hut.
"We had elegant purveyors in Paris. I loved Les castagnettes de la pute. A fine lunch while they did what they did under the tablecloth. So civilized."
We'd laugh and say, Yeah, Grand-Mère, sure. But did they have a raffle for a free insemination before the next trip?"
|by Anonymous||reply 122||September 15, 2021 2:52 AM|
Nope. But I have fond memories of working at Fetus On A Stick.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||September 15, 2021 2:54 AM|
Our local place kept Abortion Hut at bay by giving you the results in a special Presentation Mason Jar to be oohed and aahed over by you r friends. Abortion Hut was still flushing it all down the toilet. They finally wised up and started giving you your child in cut glass Waterford containers. Quite the scandal when those containers turned out to be pressed glass from Walgreens.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||September 15, 2021 3:50 AM|
And those Walgreen containers were actually whiskey decanters sold at four for five dollars.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||September 15, 2021 3:57 AM|
I can't remember if it was just a local chain, or if it was all over. It was called the Poop 'N Scoop, you got a high colonic at the same time as your abortion. Of course it went out of business when they had that unfortunate incident of reversing the two procedures. But up until then, I thought it was a great idea. You would leave pounds lighter in under an hour.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||September 15, 2021 3:57 AM|
I loved those Nurse Nell commercials! Her Abobo Annie "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say No" was my all time favorite version of that classic.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||September 15, 2021 4:30 AM|
Our Hut gave out complementary eye cream in a little peanut shaped container. Supposedly it got rid of fine lines and dark circles. They claimed it was made out of old fetal cells! I used it on pimples and one time for lube!
|by Anonymous||reply 128||September 15, 2021 4:32 AM|
R126 They still have them in Thailand! The may may have just stolen the name and concept but when I was in Ko Chang and miserable with an oopsie they were a lifesaver. And you're right a really high colonic and you are ready for a bikini, a margarita, and the beach.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||September 15, 2021 4:39 AM|
Abortion Hut was just for kids. Like the Merry Go Round and Spencer’s. We used to go to the clinic in JC Penney back by the salon. It was drab and they only offered one style of bortion, but when you have a big family and were in as often as we were, you came to appreciate it.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||September 15, 2021 4:59 AM|
Anyone remember the combination Abortion Hut and Taco Bell? It’s because they are all owned by Pepsi.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||September 15, 2021 5:00 AM|
My Abortion Hut in New England was near Sears (the anchor store) entrance, and directly next to Friendly's. I loved this - because it could be a win-win either way I could eat my feelings after they scrambled my unborns brains and I queefed out the rest - and then I could eat my feelings away at Friendly's And it my twat wasn't too sore I could fuck some rough trade from the Sears tire shop behind the dumpster.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||September 15, 2021 5:04 AM|
Jesus, r132. You’re why we had Abortion Huts in the first place!
|by Anonymous||reply 133||September 15, 2021 5:18 AM|
When it was your birthday, the team would sing and clap their speculums like castanets.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||September 15, 2021 5:28 AM|
Happy Birthday - not you!
Happy Birthday - not you!
Happy Birthday - no, fetus
There’s no birthday for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||September 15, 2021 5:36 AM|
The mall experience today is not what it used to be in the 80’s and 90’s when you actually looked forward to getting knocked up so you could go the mall and get a abortion like the other girls.
This was the place to be seen proudly shuffling around to avoid dislodging the giant maxi pad between your legs.
I remember fondly that knowing look people gave you as you passed bye with a smile on your face and a twinkle in your eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||September 15, 2021 3:42 PM|
[quote] Don’t forget Auntie Anne’s baked umbilical cords. With mustard!
Bitch, what the hell is the matter with you?! Are you crazy?
Everyone—and I mean EVERYONE—knew it was cheese or nothing!
|by Anonymous||reply 137||September 15, 2021 3:50 PM|
[quote] As they were sucking away, they informed me I had twins!! While hoovering my loamy uterus, they said it would be double the price
You fell for that old trick?
|by Anonymous||reply 138||September 15, 2021 3:52 PM|
I worked at the Woodfield Mall Abortion Hut as the No Wire Hanger Coat Check Boy. I kept track of the shoes and coats while you were done, with style.
I found the Year End 1987 Abortion Hut Playlist, believe me, by the end of the month, you never wanted to hear the songs again:
I Think We're Alone Now (Tiffany) *Also, an Abortion Hut Woodfield Client! Shhhhhh!)
Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley)
With Or Without You (U2)
Didn't We Almost Have It All (Whitney)
(I've Had) The Time of My Life (Jennifer Warnes)
Blue Monday (New Order)
Love Removal Machine (The Cult)
The One I Love (REM)
Victim Of Love (Erasure)
Never Let Me Down Again (Depeche Mode)
Here I Go Again (Whitesnake)
Notorious (Duran Duran)
I Just Died In Your Arms (Cutting Crew)
Change Of Heart (Cyndi Lauper)
Point of No Return (Expose)
|by Anonymous||reply 139||September 15, 2021 4:36 PM|
^r139. I was a customer there also. One more song: that Sheena Easton song that goes “strut pout put it out” or whatever. Xoxo
|by Anonymous||reply 140||September 15, 2021 5:15 PM|
Puttin’ it out is what got us to the Arbotion Hut to begin with!
|by Anonymous||reply 141||September 15, 2021 5:18 PM|
Yeah, I always liked to stop by Spencer's Gift after
and get some wall posters with the money I'd have spent on the little bastard's college fund
|by Anonymous||reply 142||September 15, 2021 5:44 PM|
You Spin Me was on a lot whenever I went.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||September 15, 2021 5:54 PM|
R143, that was on the Summer '85 list, along with Sheila E's Strut. It took awhile, because Prince didn't want the song associated with abortion, but Sheila was all for it. She did that Sugar Walls duet with Sheena Easton for the Abort-Aid concert in '86.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||September 15, 2021 7:46 PM|
Oh, the Abort-Aid concert! I'd completely forgotten about it! What a show.
What a remember most about it was Don Johnson and Joan Baez doing the nasty right there on stage to demonstrate how babies are made. Demographics for the show were trending young, so producers made a spur of the moment decision to turn it educational for a moment and have the demonstration. I believe Joan and Don even got nominated for an Emmy for public service programming for that segment.
The thing a lot of people didn't realize is that Joan Baez and Don Johnson were selected for this Abort-Aid segment as a follow up to their much talked appearance at Live Aid in July 1985. Many will recall Joan's come on to the super suave and ultra handsome Don on stage at Live Aid. She inquired of him, "Could we discuss the possibility of rape?"
|by Anonymous||reply 145||September 15, 2021 11:42 PM|
In Richmond, they used to let ladies take home their aborted squirmers in semi-clean Duke’s mayonnaise jars.
My momma left her jar on the kitchen windowsill. She’d sing You and Me Against the World to it when my siblings and I would act up.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||September 15, 2021 11:53 PM|
Your momma left it on the windowsill? She made it a Lil’ Sizzler.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||September 16, 2021 2:15 AM|
[R43], I have tears streaming down my face and I sound like I'm uncontrollably sobbing, reading your post. I hope you do something with your turns of phrase and dizzying levels of absurdity. It's got to be one of the best posts I've read on DL in the five years I've been slumming it here (including the year I took off after getting flamed by the 'would it have hurt you to do a search, OP?' troll, not knowing it was a piss take).
|by Anonymous||reply 148||September 16, 2021 3:29 AM|
Which happens to the name of my first oopsie.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||September 16, 2021 3:05 PM|
I forgot they let you name them with a certificate that looked a lot like the Cabbage Patch Kid adoption one.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||September 16, 2021 3:08 PM|
Remember when that mass shooter tried to hit an Abortion Hut in Wichita? They just kept shouting “REDUNDANT! REDUNDANT!” and he just walked away and shot up the BabyGap instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||September 16, 2021 3:24 PM|
That was sad, R151. He said "I don't like Mondays, either."
|by Anonymous||reply 152||September 16, 2021 3:41 PM|
Their customer service was awesome. And then fucking Blackstone, or was it KKR (?), came in and bought them and consolidated operations. They went to shot after that but Blackstone ended up selling them to Mrs Field’s Cookies for like a 200% IRR.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||September 16, 2021 5:55 PM|
[quote] They went to shot after that
Well I’ll be damned. I didn’t know they could just do that with a shot. Is it possible that “doctor” wasn’t really a doctor after all and just wanted to see my hoochie?
|by Anonymous||reply 154||September 16, 2021 7:04 PM|
When did stop making them available as a reward in the S&H Green Stamp Ideabook?
|by Anonymous||reply 155||September 16, 2021 7:14 PM|
All this talk about babies in mason jars is stirrin’ up memories of Momma!
|by Anonymous||reply 156||September 16, 2021 7:17 PM|
[quote] When did stop making them available as a reward in the S&H Green Stamp Ideabook?
|by Anonymous||reply 157||September 16, 2021 7:19 PM|
R156 oh G.W. you just stop it right now, not everyone can be as resourceful as your mother which is why we had abortion hut in the first place.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||September 16, 2021 7:58 PM|
R157 Yeah, my mom wasn't paying attention and let the Green Stamps book expire. I got a baby sister out of the deal and my mom got a divorce.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||September 16, 2021 8:06 PM|
Abortion Hut in my mall was a bit off. Rather than redeem S&H Green Stamps, they gave the green stamps out after each visit. 1,000 green stamps for each abortion.
They only did it for about a year before someone in corporate noticed they were giving out Green Stamps rather than redeeming them. But during that year, our Abortion Hut was one of the Top Five busiest in the country.
Some women were getting pregnant on a monthly basis just so they could get the S&H Green Stamps! We got a new color TV thanks to mom's monthly abortions!
As word got out, some women were driving 500 miles to come to our Abortion Hut for green stamps, riding right by at least a dozen malls that had Abortion Hut locations to get to ours! The power of green stamps!
|by Anonymous||reply 160||September 16, 2021 11:26 PM|
[quote]They went to shot after that
They had to, the pro-lifers went for a Second Amendment solution.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||September 17, 2021 2:36 AM|
I remember those! They are all LuluLemon stores now...
|by Anonymous||reply 162||September 17, 2021 2:58 AM|
My MUCH older cousin's friend who was a stylist to the entire Bobby Vincent Fan Club - Cicero Chapter said he saw Blythe Danner pounding on the doors of the local Abortion Hut, screaming, "LET ME IN!!!!"
She had tears running down her flawless face, but she still signed a few sonograms of her unborn FAS baby.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||September 17, 2021 3:54 AM|
[quote] We got a new color TV
Ooooooh. You fancy.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||September 17, 2021 11:28 AM|
I wasn't just any old color TV, r164. It was a Magnavox console TV in a nice oak cabinet that also had a record player and an 8-track tape player, plus an AM/FM radio! It was top of the line! It was a full entertainment center, before people even started calling them "entertainment centers."
All thanks to those S&H Green Stamps from Abortion Hut. And of course mom and dad's active sex life.
However, mom and dad were such prudes, they never told their friends they got it via S&H green stamps from mom's monthly abortions. They said they won it at the Baptist Church auction.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||September 17, 2021 12:30 PM|