Remember going to the Brainwash Hut at the cathedral?
The priest would always take children into a private booth where he would serve them wine and trick them into thinking that unborn fetuses feel pain and are the same thing as human lives with souls and loving parents who can afford them.
Jesus is all-powerful, but somehow, he can't provide for unplanned pregnancies, nor can his followers.
Then the priest would play "hide the cucumber" and teach the kids how to make natural slime. I always called it "Jesus juice."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 5 | September 14, 2021 5:32 PM
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Hey, guys.
Just a reminder that you all have to obey all my commands because I spent 40 days and 40 nights on Mount Sinai alone and came back with tablets containing all the rules written by the Finger of God himself, I pinkie-swear
God says I'm in charge of everything, BTW.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 14, 2021 1:30 AM
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I always wanted to go to the Brainwash Hut at church, but it was really expensive. My mom was one of those inbred, "home-school" types that comprise the base of the Republican Party and go on to let any corrupt authority deceive, scam and control them as long as they're white and promise the fairy tale of everlasting life and justice.
All the kids at home school made fun of my sister and I because we frothed at the mouth when our right-wing parents electrocuted our heads through metal helmets with forceps forcing our eyes open in front of the Bible every time we misinterpreted the scriptures. Tuffy Jeans and we got homemade educations.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 14, 2021 8:01 AM
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They tried to open up a few Brainwash Huts in France, but after several hundred years of the Church lying and gaslighting the French, promising false cures for the Plague and preaching that Jesus requires all of them to be permanent peasants, the French finally rose up and chopped off the heads of the corrupt Catholic clergy and their precious King.
I called it the Double Chop. It saved 98 percent of the population half of their income.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 14, 2021 5:02 PM
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"Stupid Girl" was in the hymn books of all the trendiest Brainwash Huts where people used to throw their money and loyalty at any witch doctor who promised them resurrection and redefined non-breathing, non-feeling fetus cells as life on the authority of an invisible wizard in the sky that nobody ever saw!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 14, 2021 5:07 PM
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Remember, before modern medical science, when evangelical Christians thought that human life and souls began at "the quickening?"
My, how the goal posts have changed!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 14, 2021 5:32 PM
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