ANNOUNCING... Datalounge University!!!

Get a new copywriter.

Umm.. what is the cafeteria situation? Any perks for meal plans?

r1 We couldn't afford one!

Is this there school run by Donald Trump? I’s only going if it be like Trump University.

How do I dial a telephone? Will that be covered by any of the courses? ✏

What are we supposed to pay the tuition with, hissing and vodka?

I'll be a professor in monitoring Nielsen TV ratings. Even though even TV networks no longer depend on them, they are vital for DL to discuss the future of all award shows

This thread has plenty of ideas...

As does this one (from way back in 2008)...

Some DLU admissions guidelines...

Can we name the campus buildings after THE GOLDEN GIRLS?

Rose Nyland Hall, Dorothy Zbornak Hall, the Sophia Petrillo Pavillion, the Blanche Devereaux Arboretum, etc...

[quote] Can we name the campus buildings after THE GOLDEN GIRLS?

The student lounge will be named The Lanai.

All the classes are "Clothing Optional", I assume?

R13 = Jeffrey Toobin

Ms. Simmons, the physical education instructor has been named coach of the cheerleading squad.

As the Golden Girls had a gay houseman, will DLU have a straight housemother?

The Faculty Lounge will be closed every Wednesday afternoon for its weekly hose-down.

Will the Prancercize Lady be on the physical education faculty along with Miss Simmons? I should like my nephew to consider DLU after he graduates.

Yes, she will R18. She’s replacing Yvonne who came down with a nasty case of ringworm as she hadn’t removed her leotard since 1989.

[quote]As the Golden Girls had a gay houseman, will DLU have a straight housemother?

Yes, but she'll be fired after the first week.

Will it be a safe space? Will it be a HOME? If not, we shall scream!

Is the administration going to cap the number of Creative Writing students?

I think basics in culinary and menu planning should be capped too r22

[bold] Societyology 301. Depiction Of The Upper Classes In Midcentury American Media [/bold]

A look at the development of older gay men's obsession with social class. We will start by looking at how the upper classes were portrayed in movies and magazines of the 1930s, 40s and 50s, with an emphasis on the WASP aristocracy in smaller American cities. We will then examine the portrayal of the both the upper classes and nouveau riches in television series of the 1950s, 60s and 70s, culminating with their portrayal during the Reagan years in shows like "Dynasty" and "Dallas" and in parodies like "The Preppy Handbook."

NO STUDENT LOANS

Tuition due upfront. In full.

I volunteer to teach the Grammar Bitch course if I can make enrollment.

[bold] Parseltongue: The Art Of Hissing [/bold]

The hissing of Eldergays can express a wide variety of feelings and emotions. This class will examine the complexities and nuances of the Eldergay Hiss while exploring regional and international variations as well.

[bold] Millennials And Zoomers: A Beginner's Guide [/bold]

People under the age of 40 can be confusing. They unversed in Madonna, let alone Judy and Liza. Many of them were warmly embraced by friends and family when they came out and they are actually friends with heterosexuals and don't feel the need to live in the gayborhood anymore. In this course we will cover things like Feelings, Safe Spaces, TikTok, Snapchat, Uber, Grubhub, and Sexual Fluidity. [bold] Mastering Digital Media 101[/bold] or an equivalent course are a prerequisite for enrollment.

If I must attend elective classes, I want to sit APART from the hoi polloi.

I volunteer to act as an ombudsman. I promise not to spill the T (unless paid for it).

[quote] I volunteer to act as an ombudsman

That word is literal violence!

Will the Culinary School at the Datalounge University teach students how to drain pasta?

Will it prohibit non-penised persons, and persons with surgically attached faux penises? Will it restore the monastic traditions of early Oxford and Cambridge, and infuse the curriculum with a noble Hellenism, including via pool parties celebrating a 'Higher Sodomy'?

Visiting Professor Brendad Ickson will be teaching Advanced Filters and Photoshopping, an honors social media course next semester.

I teach Christmas decor and hygene of lady privates.

A course in fiction writing by visiting professor the Shit Brickhouse Troll.

Can I work at the Datalounge University Press? I can help with the typing and the grammar!

I majored in Madonna studies.

There should be a post-graduate certificate program toward earning an EST

Finally, a cheer squad I can turn out for!

I will teach the class on child behavior management.

Are there scholarships available?

[quote] Are there scholarships available? —Darfur Orphan

No, but the student cafeteria options are to die for!

Help! I only have one slot left in my first-semester schedule, and I can't decide which course to take! Should I sign up for The World Is DEAD To Me -a look at history through the gay lens, or should I opt for Advanced Pron: How to Spot GFP Actors. I know that's an upper division course, but I've already taken Body Nazi I and II, so I think I can handle it.

Will there be an virtual learning option for those of us still living in our Mom's basement?

What are the school colors? Avocado Green and Harvest Gold? Can we add Periwinkle as a trim color?

[quote] What are the school colors?

I like blue.

R1 teaches "Pointless Bitchery 342: The Art of the Cunty First Thread Reply."

I am so excited that my love of architecture and Beautiful Things can at last find a home in the Tasteful Friends department. The field trips promise to be everything one could hope for -and more. The air and hotel bills will be staggering, of course, but so worth it. My classmates and I will be doubling up in the hotel rooms to cut down on expenses...

r49, when you love architecture and beautiful thing, I know way you can get the money. You get teached way in my course on Lady hygiene.

"My name is Cheryl, and I am your Hygiene 101 professor. "

Good news! Bette Davis has signed on to teach parenting classes to hopeful gays.

They won't be hopeful after those classes, R5. They'll want to abort!