Which famous people do you struggle to imagine farting because you consider them to be too classy pure or elegant?

They’re old. They fart. A LOT. QEII’s bedroom smells like a hard boiled egg factory.

Why do people fart more as they get older r1???🤔

Joan Collins seems so youthful for her age.

None of them.

OP's mother farted and then shat her into the world. Unawares that she was even pregnant.

r3 What about Goldie Hawn, Meryl Streep, David Attenborough, Melania Trump?

Dame Julie Andrews

Dainty Metz

Don’t look at me.

Did Princess Diana ever take a dump? Or fart?

Jackie 'O' Oh Jackie- you should lay of the pork rinds!

^^ OFF

Merle Oberon----Oh the smell of curry went on for days.

Greta Garbo-----I really vant to be alone!!!! Seriously, clear da room.

Miss Deborah Kerr---- Thai food can really be bad on the plumbing.

Roger Moore would never fart.

Shirley McClain was known for he-sighs - simply expelling male energies from her body instrument. Some were expelled peacefully and others put up a fight. Dairy was an important part of her spiritual arsonal.

^Put up a fight!! LOL

Queen Elizabeth DOES NOT fart, she passes wind ( discreetly)

Rosanne

Seems I remember a children's book, "Even the Queen Poops" or something like that. I don't know, I'm older and can go all day without farting in front of the Queen, I'm sure Joan did just fine

Liz loves to lift her leg and makes a face when she toots.

Then she cackles about it.

Agreed, all you have to do is see Betty Windsor stick a gloved finger up her nostril to KNOW she farts.

Does Sophie wipe her?

r6 Good choice!!

I also can't imagine Jackie O ever farting, or ever thinking the subject was amusing. Ethel, on the other hand...

Hard to imagine women like Brooke Astor, or Annette de la Renta (before hitting septegenarian status) letting polly out of prison. Also hard to see Lee Radziwill or Jackie ever doing that either. Same for Mrs. Alfred Steele and Lauren Bacall.

Also hard to imagine Sean Connery, Laurence Olivier or George Sanders being obvious about their flatulence.

r21 You think Ethel Kennedy lacks elegance!!!

Audrey Hepburn would be a tough one. Maybe little dainty ladylike toots.

r24 Excellent example!!

I find a denim shent works wonders to "clear the air."

Except on Burrito Night.

Every human farts

r27 True but some make it hard to imagine.

R27 Don't I know it!

Who do we reckon is one of the biggest farters in celebrity/ showbiz?!

Pffft

Rex Harrison was known to fart so loudly on stage in My Fair Lady he had the audience in an uproar.

Seriously.

None, I know they are all smelly farters.

Now that I think of it I do find it hard to imagine Lady Colin Campbell farting.It seems beneath her.

She is just another Hollywood whore. What's so classy about her?

R22, I have never heard “let Polly out of prison” as a euphemism for farting! That cracks me up. I’ll have to use that.

Blythe Danner for me. She oozes class, I didn’t buy her slumming it in To Wong Foo.

John Gielgud

Roseanne? There’s a hole in the ozone above her home.

Tootie.

Angela Lansbury

Joan Collins - classy pure and elegant? Helen Keller is very active on DL these days.

Barack Obama

Joan would fart and blame someone else

I think the Pope should lift a leg, pull a face and go " oops pardon me", just as he greets the masses kissing his ring.

It has been said that QE was out riding with a German aristocrat when her horse farted loudly. In the awkward moment, her majesty felt compelled to say “excuse me”. To which her riding partner replied,“That’s OK, I thought it was the horse”…

r42 LOL !! I find Joan very classy and chic!

Hillary Clinton's farts would reportedly set off the terrorist warning systems at the White house.

r48 What about the farts of Barbara Bush and Nancy Reagan?!

I can definitely imagine Joan Collins farting and worse...have you seen her upholstered headboard? She's accustomed to filth.

You've seen her headboard? r50

r51 she was trying to flog off a used headboard from her bedroom that was stained at Julien;s Auction house

For me the struggle hasn’t so much to do with a dignified image but with delicacy. I once saw Dina Merrill up close (1990s probably) and was fascinated by how thin and petite she was. How could all the organs fit in there? Of course she was very proper, too. I doubt she made much noise.

OP's record on the DL is very "challenging."

All that struggling to imagine celebrity flatulence and getting all wet about it.

Check her record.

r53 Yes Dina is another one who came across extremely classy. Also Rita Hayworth is another one I can't imagine farting.

Leslie Caron

Barbra Streisand

Carolina Herrera

“I find Joan very classy and chic!”

I wrestled in a pond on Dynasty. All those water bubbles you saw were from Joan Collins tooting.

R22, Olivier used to recite a poem called "A Long Strong Back Pudding Up My Sister's Arse" at parties. I doubt he had qualms about farting.

SA, we had a thread discussing on the very same topic here

Michael Moore

This is why I keep coming back!

This is the stupidest DL post ever

Farts are always good for a laugh. A cheap laugh, but still a laugh.

Ving Rhames would schedule the appropriate time and place.

Michelle Wolf would try to follow his lead and fail miserably - but she'd talk so loudly everyone would prefer a peaceful fart.

It's well known that the Queen loves a good fart joke.

And if she does one in public, she blames the horses.

r61 I'm delighted you enjoy!

r59 To be honest it never occurred to me someone else would have started a thread on this theme!!

Audrey Hepburn

Sorry R24, R67 here - glitch on my phone and all the above posts just loaded.

Lynn Fontanne was known to shout a loud Bravo! when a friend farted. People were so gassy they were popping in and out of rooms in Noel's home in Jamaica.

Everyone, I can honestly say I have never imagined another human being farting.

If you think the queen farting is bad, just think of her when she rode the prince hard. What must a royal orgasm be like?

I can't imagine Kate Bush farting, but I feel like if she did, it would be extremely musical. Like she had a harmonica up her ass.

I CAN imagine Tori Amos farting, however. I assume that she would giggle afterward.

Lens

The Obamas

Really? I imagine that Lens travels in a miasma created by the constant stream of silent farts that issue from her encrusted hole, interrupted by the occasional wet sounding ripper.

Ernest Borgnine. I could never imagine him farting.

I could definitely imagine Ernest farting, but not Tova.

I can only imagine Roddy McDowell sending out twee little poots.

The only question about Ernest Borgnine woud be whether Ethel Merman farted more than he did during those 32 days.

r74 Good shout

Lena Dunham

Guada DiLaurentiis or Giuliani Rancic. How bad is gas from a diet of espresso and Prosecco?

Giuliana*

Maybe r81 ! 😁

Angela Lansbury was a good shout.

Having thought of this for a while, I came up with only one person: Miss Michael Learned

Sada Thompson would either have invisible, non-smelly uptight Episcopalian farts that got buried in the couch — or silent-but-deadlies that would mustard gas Buddy and Audrey Pfeiffer.

I can't decide which one.

I can’t imagine Sade farting.

I have never farted.

r89 Is that you Melania?!

Stop projecting OP

r91 You mean I think of myself as elegant?!

Lillian Gish never farted a single time in her life! She never had sex, either. She did kiss birds.

Lindsay Graham's hole is so stretched it just sounds like a sigh.

It's so stretched it sounds like a wind tunnel.