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Actors who act like they couldn't fart to save their lives, because they're too noble and precious, who are they ?

Audrey Hepburn comes to mind, Jeremy Irons, Michelle Pfeiffer, Garbo, MichelleWilliams, Zachary Quinto, Cate Blanchett, who else ?

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by Anonymousreply 19September 14, 2021 8:42 AM

No, I think Hepburn was a good and noble person who wasn't precious who just happened to be an actress, read about her life during WWII and her UNICEF work before judging

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by Anonymousreply 1June 29, 2021 8:51 AM

Cate Blanchett is the only one in your list that fits your criteria OP, Garbo was a closeted lesbian neurotic depressive. A lot of the time it's the media that makes these people out to be something they're not.

by Anonymousreply 2June 29, 2021 8:55 AM

You're strange, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3June 29, 2021 8:55 AM

Are you 13 years old, OP?

by Anonymousreply 4June 29, 2021 8:57 AM

R1 and meryl is the best actress of all time ? right ? and you lady, are not welcome here

by Anonymousreply 5June 29, 2021 8:58 AM

What about Julie Andrews? Rex Harrison did all the farting in My Fair Lady giving the audience much to laugh about. 'Don't grind your teeth Henry.'

by Anonymousreply 6June 29, 2021 9:08 AM

Julie Andrews is a good one. Precious pearlina

by Anonymousreply 7June 29, 2021 9:24 AM

Olivia de Havilland

by Anonymousreply 8June 29, 2021 9:24 AM


by Anonymousreply 9June 29, 2021 9:27 AM

r5 Hepburn had lifelong digestive issues from starvation as a child during the war, if she was precious she deserved to be

by Anonymousreply 10June 29, 2021 9:41 AM

Stealth scat thread

by Anonymousreply 11June 29, 2021 9:44 AM


by Anonymousreply 12June 29, 2021 11:03 AM

p.s. Cate Blanchett can really demean herself and go against her stereotype. She loves playing it up as a dyke after Carol and Oceans 8.

by Anonymousreply 13June 29, 2021 11:05 AM

Kiera Knightley or whatever her stupid name is..elegantly suffering in chanel 17th century dresses

by Anonymousreply 14June 29, 2021 11:15 AM

Forgot about me already, hoors?

by Anonymousreply 15June 29, 2021 11:20 AM

Julianne Moore. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 16June 29, 2021 11:22 AM

OP, you seem to have issues. Do you have IBS? Do you want a movie star to represent your pain?

You will have find a hasbeen to star in your chosen movie or TV show. I know of only one serious TV series where a serious actress performed (or mimed) intestinal gas problems.

by Anonymousreply 17September 12, 2021 6:42 AM

"Audrey Hepburn was a big farter. Real gassy! Something must've crawled up her ass and died, because these didn't smell like regular farts!"

by Anonymousreply 18September 12, 2021 6:58 AM

R13. Cate has little fear because she squeezed out 4 (four) crotchfriut already. It’s a mystery how she finds the energy or keeps her figure.

by Anonymousreply 19September 14, 2021 8:42 AM
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