Million Dollar Listing LA - Season 13.

She looks like a hooker.

Did Josh Flagg buy a new face?

Ugly homes in the new episode. That co-listing was typical Russian goulish ugly. No taste. That orange kitchen... yuck. At least Josh Flagg's listing was once trendy, although not trendy anymore. The co-listing between Josh Altman and Fredrik was just horribly ugly, it was never trendy.

Josh Flagg looks so much better this season. Is it just weight loss or was there some kind of 'refreshening' involved? If I were Tracy's friend and confidante, I would tell her she would look so much better if she lost the LA outfits (those hats!) and the silicone lips and simply stopped injecting fillers or botox or whatever. She would look gorgeous with a few lines and wrinkles and thinner lips. But I'm sure she wouldn't listen.

The properties in the first 2 shows weren't very exciting, but generally I like the homes on the LA version better than the NY one. Most of them have gardens for starters, which makes them much more interesting to look at. Although I do prefer the NY cast, I have to say. Josh Altmann and his wife seem kind of dopey. What do you suppose they talk about when the camera turns off? Besides gossiping about Fredrik + his BF + and their kinky sexual practices, that is.

[quote]That co-listing was typical Russian goulish ugly. No taste. That orange kitchen... yuck. At least Josh Flagg's listing was once trendy, although not trendy anymore

"I VANT FEEFTY FEEFTY!" (I'm sure more than one video of a russian hooker pissing on an elected official was made in that house

I kind of liked the "Rat Pack" house - that woman was delusional, but I agree that house needed the right person (with 3+ mil) to love it & not give it over to someone who'd tear it down & it turn it into some middle eastern casbah

The woman who owns the "Rat Pack" house also needs to step away from the hair bleach/extensions (?) and whatever she is injecting into her face. Geez. She was quite horrifying to look at. I don't know how Josh Flagg was able to keep a straight face, although I'm sure he sees women like that all the time in his line of work.

Are the Brits bi? Is Tracy's new trainer BF bi?

Josh looks like someone else

Fredrik is a cartoon.

So what's the scoop on Fredrik/hubby's freaky sex live? Is there real tea?

Bravo is dead to me.

What do we think about Josh and his hubby's fight? I'm on team Josh. Bobby is too emotional and isn't thinking clearly. Truth is it's not a good buy. Josh is right. It's possible to buy a family home and still get a good deal. It doesn't have to be either or. Also, isn't there a rule one should never make a purchase when too emotional? Bobby needs to take a step back. Buying the first house you look at is never a good idea.

R8 I don't think so. Both Brits are married to women and have kids. Though you never know I guess.

Frederiks husband is the sexiest one on this show, I need his big cock in me quite deeply.

Do they remind anyone else of low-rent versions of Hollywood A-listers?

Perhaps: (L-R)

Hemsworth, Bloom, Cooper, Paltrow, Norton, Baron Cohen?

Derek's the bottom right?

Glad Bobby came to his senses. He was spot on. He was way too emotional to make a good decision. Like Josh said, emotions and real estate are not a good mix. I have to say I really like Bobby, total upgrade from Josh's ex. The ex was just annoying.

No new episode yesterday?

I only watch it now for Tracy's hot as fuck boyfriend.

The trainer BF was iintroduced to Tracy by Fredrik. Trainer reads as bi to me.

I stopped watching when they added women. It stopped being fun.

R22 I had the same opinion, but I actually don't mind Tracy. Her boyfriend is hot af too. Wouldn't mind seeing more of him. KJ on the New York version on the other hand... no thanks. Can't stand her.

I have to admit that was very sweet of Josh Flagg to let go of his commision to get Tracy the house. I almost shed a tear, mary! I know. I just couldn't help it.

The show hasn't recovered since Chad and Starla left it

I didn’t recognize Josh Flagg.

Tracy's bf has a killer bod and ass

While yes, her boyfriend is hot as hell, he's also the oldest looking 26 year old ever.

As hot as he is, who gives a fuck how old he claims to be?

Does the bf have a training website or Insta?

The best plot twist is Josh Flagg's new friendship with Josh Altman. I actually really like their friendship.

BEGONE Bravo shill.

Tracy sells a house for $21M and makes an elaborate story about desire to downsize and have a simpler home - which is supposedly why she is looking for an $8M house. But the she keeps talking about how interest rates are dropping which lets her afford more house. Soooo- something doesn’t jive. If you sold a house for $21M, how do you need a mortgage to buy an $8M house? She clearly is the classic LA home buyer - stretching to buy unaffordable real estate assuming it will continue to spiral ever upwards. It smells like 2007.

I haven’t watched in years. Did straight Josh lose a lot of weight? His face looks like a cone head

WHET the Madison guy who looked like he was dying but probably just has an eating disorder?

Has gay Josh sold Suzanne Somers' house yet in PS? I only want to watch that epic saga.

Josh Flagg Reveals Someone Stole His Identity to Spend an Eye-Watering Amount at Cartier

The Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles star had a fraudulent charge of over $100,000 on his bank account

The ex maybe? ^^^^^

Tracy is incredibly annoying. She drips of arrogance.

Tracy was a cool chick before she got divorced and fucked her face up.

Tracy's ex-husband kinda pinged for me.

R36 No, and the preview showed that he might get fired because he couldn't get it sold.

Madison was on drugs not anorexic is my guess. To watch his face change from one season to the next was scary. Faces of Meth always came to mind. He was a hot mess. But he became much more reticent and less enthusiastic / interesting by the end. Clearly someone for whom fame was a wished-for dream that became a nightmare. Kinda stupid to still be in the closet when you start a reality TV show and not realize how exposed you are.

I think Tracy could but any house she wants. Her dad is a billionaire.

According to WIkipedia, Madison is a Mormon. I was totally unaware.

I didn’t realize Tracy’s dad was so rich. Now it makes more sense. I guess they are all rich kids grown up -

Now that explains her sister's mansion that Tracy had the 'drama' of selling.

The trainer bf is SOAT!

^ I know I know but it sounds better than SOAS

Why are these horrible people supposed to be representative of anyone’s aspirations?

And not only as career in real estate, but as the expectations of a buyer for a property. I fit the fundamental requirements as a client for one of these ghouls. I’d never hire one of them as an agent, and if they were representing the seller of a place I was buying I would make sure that my agent shielded me from any contact with one of these freaks.

Even though most of it’s fake, they’re still doing some real business, and it’s a mystery that anyone would put up with their shit.

Some please kidnap Fredrik and take him back to Manhattan.

Madison has also had a slew of weird ass health issues. I think one involved him having his jaw wired shut for many months.

OP, your picture is repellant.

That female showing off her gunt is repellent.

r50 I don't mind the Brits, they seem the least fake, although I realize it's BravoTV.

"Master" is cancelled. Now it's "primary bedroom".

Correct R55. Master Bedroom implies the owner has slaves, according to Wokesters. That's the world we live in now.

And the 'master key' is now called what?

We already have a thread on this OP…

I live in an open loft apartment so don't have any bedroom, just a sleeping area. So I simply avoid having to deal with the whole master vs primary bullshit. If I had a 2 bedroom place I would defiantly continue to call one the master bedroom. Not everything is about racism. It's enough already.

I don't get the codependent Brits. I think the less visible one without the flowing BeeGees hair is remedial.

The tiny Brit actually looks good with the Bee Gees hairstyle. It's "very LA" and goes great with his blue blazers and brown loafers.

I wish I could pull that hairstyle off but I've always been a super tall, mostly fat guy so I'd look ridiculous.

Million Dollar Listing explains why RE agents and brokers make far too much money for doing next to nothing.

R61 I think you should get the flowing BeeGees hair. I think bigger men look nice with lions mane hair. Like big pussy cats.

Josh & Josh have a new show. What do we think?

Brilliant that these guys highlight the fact that fucking RE people make way too much $$$$$ for what they do.