Longtime DLer is dead to me
One of my oldest and closest friends, a prolific DLer who contributed to our vile pit of trollery for many, many years died this morning. He had been diagnosed with stage IV cancer.
He loved this place for the wit, humor, trollery, and craziness. Knew all the oldtime and inside jokes and appreciated both the highs and lows that DL provided. You bitches provided him laughs during the last few months of his life and all the years before. He stopped speaking to his family long ago.
It would tickle him to get the standard DL treatment given to all death announcements.
I'll miss him greatly - thank god I called dibs on his stuff already.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | September 5, 2021 4:32 AM
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If his stuff is brandname-ish, can I have his stuff?
Condolences, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 1, 2021 3:08 PM
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I'm sorry to hear this, OP, but I'm sure your friend would have appreciated the "dead to me" headline. :-)
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 1, 2021 3:08 PM
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He had a beautiful ass, but he couldn't live forever.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 1, 2021 3:10 PM
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I am so sorry OP. I condole you. May I ask what his authenticated name was, or did he always post as anonymous?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 1, 2021 3:10 PM
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I am sorry for your loss OP. and Datalounge's
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 1, 2021 3:11 PM
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So, Judy”Pills”Garland finally went toes-up? Baked Chicken for everyone.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 1, 2021 3:13 PM
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:-( I'm so sorry to hear this!!! I've been on DL over 20 years too. We probably interacted.
Thoughts and prayers, *real* ones.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 1, 2021 3:16 PM
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That is very sad OP. Condolences on the loss of your friend and DL is one soul short today.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 1, 2021 3:17 PM
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He had a great acid wit, but he couldn't live forever.
Condolences, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 1, 2021 3:18 PM
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May his memory be a blessing, the fat whore
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 1, 2021 3:20 PM
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Did we diagnose him before the doctor did?
Can you bump a thread he started?
Heaven has another angel. RIP Anonymous.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 1, 2021 3:20 PM
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He’s fine. He sends his love.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 1, 2021 3:21 PM
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And still no comment from that bitch Susan Dey!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 1, 2021 3:23 PM
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Was it just natural causes?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 1, 2021 3:23 PM
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His one of his classic threads he's was most proud of, R15
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 19 | September 1, 2021 3:24 PM
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He was obviously a brilliant wit, r19.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 1, 2021 3:26 PM
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Condolences, OP and very nice tribute. RIP, anonymous friend. 😢
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 1, 2021 3:26 PM
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Damn .. so sorry to hear this🥲 That thread was hilarious too. R.I.P. fellow DLer… 🙏
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 1, 2021 3:28 PM
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I'm sure in some way he would rather have died in a grease fire! rather than from boring old cancer.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 1, 2021 3:28 PM
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Yeah, whatever, can I have his stuff?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 1, 2021 3:29 PM
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So sorry to hear this OP. Sending you a hug.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 1, 2021 3:31 PM
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How are we supposed to know whether we feel sorry or not, when you haven’t even told us if he was hung or not?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 1, 2021 3:32 PM
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OP, I hope your friend wasn't stuck to the sofa like Gail Grinds.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 1, 2021 3:33 PM
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Commence the 21 hiss salute!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 1, 2021 3:35 PM
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Can you tell us more about him? I mean, not to dox him but just more in general?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 1, 2021 3:36 PM
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Excuse me Miss OP but I have problems of my own.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 1, 2021 3:36 PM
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I may have been reply 4 in that thread. If you put your dick where the shit comes out, don't be surprised when the shit comes out.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 1, 2021 3:37 PM
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Sho Showwy to hear. Here's a WEE toast *hic* to himmmm.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 1, 2021 3:37 PM
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I shall go "once around the garden" for him.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 1, 2021 3:39 PM
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[quote]Thoughts and prayers, *real* ones.
You can have *real* thoughts, but prayers are always placebo.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 1, 2021 3:41 PM
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Pic of him accessing Datalounge.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | September 1, 2021 3:47 PM
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Er, r19 isn't the OP.
I don't think the DLer in question wrote that thread.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 1, 2021 3:49 PM
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[quote]Er, [R19] isn't the OP.
[quote]I don't think the DLer in question wrote that thread.
I took r19 to be the standard DL-type snark...lol.
He preferred to slip in and out of threads (among other things) under the radar, as it were. But, he was prolific. He preferred that people responded to what he wrote, rather than who he was, so rarely used an authenticated signature to post.
Every once in a while, he'd tell me about some thread he started and I'd say "that was you?"
While he appreciated trolling, he rarely engaged in it himself.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 1, 2021 4:01 PM
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I'm sorry about your friend, OP. If you feel like you can tell us one of his threads, please do, I'd love to know who he was, I'm sure I've interacted with him on here.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 1, 2021 4:03 PM
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Are you telling us NOW so you don’t have to tell us THEN?
My condolences OP
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 1, 2021 4:05 PM
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I got dibs on whatever OP doesn't want!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 1, 2021 4:09 PM
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My entire village is dead.
Some old fat whore is dead.
Which is the greater tragedy?
Who can say.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 1, 2021 4:11 PM
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Longtime DLer's COLLAPSE is COMPLETE!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 1, 2021 4:12 PM
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Please tell me this is not Palm Springs related.
For you, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 1, 2021 4:13 PM
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In honor of him. Can i have his stuff?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 1, 2021 4:13 PM
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Did he have any favorite posters OP?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 1, 2021 4:13 PM
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Girls, girls, OP already got his stuff! Such Greedy Gerties around here.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 1, 2021 4:15 PM
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He was underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for him
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 1, 2021 4:15 PM
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Just like the World Trade Center, he was an insatiable bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 1, 2021 4:16 PM
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Did he ever present hole??
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 1, 2021 4:17 PM
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OP, Was your friend the fellow with colon cancer? He's the only poster I reckon who had mentioned stage four cancer. If indeed it's the same fellow, he seemed quite brave, and matter of fact about it all. He appreciated two anecdotal cases of my friends who survived stage four diagnoses, and sounded somewhat encouraged by them, yet sounded resigned to the fact this was probably his ticket out of this world.
Sorry for your loss OP. It's nice of you to remember him and make the post. Sorry I have no snark.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 1, 2021 4:33 PM
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I notice Meryl Streep hasn't sent her condolences. So typical of her.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 1, 2021 4:37 PM
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Could you at least tell us a little bit about his stuff?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 1, 2021 4:40 PM
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R55 No, she showed up at the door with a brisket, what did you do bitch?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 1, 2021 4:42 PM
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In his honor I'll prepare some pasta in a crockpot this evening, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 1, 2021 4:43 PM
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[quote]OP, Was your friend the fellow with colon cancer? He's the only poster I reckon who had mentioned stage four cancer. If indeed it's the same fellow, he seemed quite brave, and matter of fact about it all. He appreciated two anecdotal cases of my friends who survived stage four diagnoses, and sounded somewhat encouraged by them, yet sounded resigned to the fact this was probably his ticket out of this world.
It's quite possible that was him though don't recall seeing the thread to say for certain.
Can you link the thread?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 1, 2021 4:44 PM
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[quote]In his honor I'll prepare some pasta in a crockpot this evening, OP.
As long as you drain the pasta in a colander, I think he'd appreciate it.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 1, 2021 4:45 PM
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Buh Bye, Bitch.....Mmmaaahhhhhh!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 1, 2021 4:46 PM
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Why did Longtime DLer's life go down the shitter? It wasn't for lack of witticisms.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 1, 2021 4:46 PM
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Was it really cancer or a certain foreign faction?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 1, 2021 4:46 PM
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I thought DL seemed a little bit more dull than usual.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 1, 2021 4:46 PM
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I didn't know cancer patients were allowed on oil rigs, Dorothy.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 1, 2021 4:47 PM
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R59 I don't even recall if his remarks were in a thread he had begun, or a sidebar conversation about cancer. I wish I had a better memory. It could very well have been a volley we had in a thread about someone else's cancer... perhaps even the artist with tongue cancer.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 1, 2021 4:47 PM
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This is a good reminder to be nicer to you cunts. Life is short!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 1, 2021 4:49 PM
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OP’s friend is dead as a door nail.
Dead, dead, dead.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 1, 2021 4:52 PM
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r69 - if you get the time and feel so inclined, if you ignore yourself, you can see all your comments, then can find your comment in the thread where the exchange occurred. You can unblock yourself afterwards. I use this trick to find comments I know I made, but cannot remember in which thread I made them.
I realize it's a pain in the ass, but a quick search for the threads I know he did, didn't yield anything - A fitting tribute to him, given the known limitations of DL Search...
All you guys posting have made me laugh and I know would have given him a chuckle, as well.
Much appreciated.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 1, 2021 4:54 PM
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[quote] While he appreciated trolling, he rarely engaged in it himself.
Sure, Jan.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 1, 2021 4:55 PM
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Here on the line is OPie from Happy Days, Henry Winkler, to discuss his friend's death. So Henry, apparently your friend was a frequent poster on the Baracalounge. Can you tell us what was on his IPAD and can Liza have his stuff?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 1, 2021 4:55 PM
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I guess he’d had sufficient.
RIP.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 1, 2021 4:56 PM
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Sid he ever post in the Michfest threads?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 1, 2021 4:57 PM
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R59/R73 I have over 18k comments... Seems quite daunting. I can offer one more thing at the moment however... I think I recall he mentioned he had been contemplating some European travel as well, considering he might have been running out of time. I hope that helps to identify him here for other readers. Sorry I'm not of much help. One more thing about him was that he was awfully warm and polite considering DL.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 1, 2021 4:58 PM
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This thread started in tears
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 1, 2021 5:02 PM
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In this difficult time I hope it brings you some comfort to know that I'm non-binary.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 1, 2021 5:03 PM
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Sorry for your loss, OP. 🖤🖤🖤
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 1, 2021 5:03 PM
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Do you have copies of his nudes? Can you post them?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 1, 2021 5:05 PM
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My condolences, OP. In his honor, I am typing on my keyboard with a pencil.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 1, 2021 5:09 PM
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I think Brian, the artist with stage 4 tongue cancer, who died last year (year before?) before he could take his trip to Europe, is being confused with this guy who just recently popped his clogs.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 1, 2021 5:15 PM
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Was his name by any chance Anonymous?
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 1, 2021 5:16 PM
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This never happened. But if it did it was better last time.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 1, 2021 5:17 PM
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And no post about his dad, last days?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 1, 2021 5:25 PM
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This thread is worthless without pics.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 1, 2021 5:31 PM
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I hope he's not the DLer who blew George Maharis.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 1, 2021 5:31 PM
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I hope he's not Gap Playlist guy.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 1, 2021 5:35 PM
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R88, I didn't confuse the two, as I was distinctly remembering a poster who mentioned he has stage four colon cancer. I was wondering if the OP's friend was him.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 1, 2021 5:37 PM
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Sending Condolences and love to you from the UK OP ❤
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 1, 2021 5:42 PM
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R98 We had another person with the cancuh too who apparently died suddenly. Jim. Total sweetheart.
Stop with the fucking dying already!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 102 | September 1, 2021 5:42 PM
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Condolences OP, our fellow has now joined the celestial sows at the trough.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 1, 2021 5:47 PM
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Did your friend tell a lie to Rosie O' Donnell?
So sorry to see this this morning. Peace to OP and longtime DL'ers family.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | September 1, 2021 5:51 PM
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Oh no! Who's Joel going to live with now and what will happen to Mitz?!
(My condolences, OP).
by Anonymous | reply 105 | September 1, 2021 5:54 PM
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If he was one of those people who doesn't wash their sheets for six plus months, that's just a shame.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | September 1, 2021 5:57 PM
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Shorry for your losh. Thoughtsh and prayersh.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | September 1, 2021 5:57 PM
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Very sorry OP, sad to lose one of our own. RIP Dlounger x
by Anonymous | reply 108 | September 1, 2021 5:57 PM
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Dead you say? Well I never in all my life!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | September 1, 2021 5:58 PM
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[R47], R.C., once again your post has made my (otherwise sensational already) day! But be careful about flipping the hair. Your ears are still full of that toxic bleach. One false follicle will put a Stevie Nicks hole in your sinuses. And THAT would NEVER do!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | September 1, 2021 6:02 PM
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There was a guy during the second wave who was worried about his treatment and missed some radiation due to the pandemic. Was afraid of COVID as he was particularly vulnerable. Very sad.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | September 1, 2021 6:12 PM
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I think it was the manual brackets R111 insists on adding to his replies even though he/she/it has been told 52578442 times to fucking stop is really what did your friend in, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | September 1, 2021 6:16 PM
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R114 - don't be a bitch. Maybe R111 is old and all this shit is confusing enough at 43, much less at 60+.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | September 1, 2021 6:19 PM
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Was it Poopisha? He posted a lot about poop.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | September 1, 2021 6:27 PM
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This could technically be considered a Tasteful Friends, thread, OP.
What a touching and thoughtful tribute to your buddy.
More meaningful than flowers, or charitable donations. And I t’s not like he needs another tchotchke on his mantle.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | September 1, 2021 6:35 PM
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Did anyone ask Meghan if she is OK?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | September 1, 2021 6:38 PM
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Condolences, OP.
What are the chances he had a hand in the poop shoes escapade (so to speak)? A classic.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | September 1, 2021 6:38 PM
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The OP basically came here to say:
I knew a Longtime DLer. And then he died.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | September 1, 2021 6:41 PM
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I believe it was the Longtime DLer who encourage BILL TAYLOR to take that fateful Thanksgiving cruise.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | September 1, 2021 6:42 PM
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Julie is being investigated over his death.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | September 1, 2021 6:48 PM
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Pictures or it didn't happen.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | September 1, 2021 7:05 PM
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[quote] I have over 18k comments...
Holy crap, R80! You must be glued to the computer.
And R94, see R36.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | September 1, 2021 7:05 PM
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Fly away to that peaceful place now, child. I hope the caftan is clean.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | September 1, 2021 7:07 PM
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I'm so sorry for your loss, OP. That being said -- verificatia of sizemeat?
by Anonymous | reply 129 | September 1, 2021 7:27 PM
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And now he is in Datalinge heaven. He died at 63 but really looks 23. Golden Girls is on TV 24/7 with the option of watching "Alice" starring Bonnie Franklin and "One Day At A Time" with Linda Lavin. And last but not least, "Mame" starring Miss Angela Landsbury.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | September 1, 2021 7:34 PM
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But was it legitimate death?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | September 1, 2021 7:39 PM
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Sometimes in life we wish for an Autumn Harvest, but fates deals us only Once Around the Garden.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | September 1, 2021 7:51 PM
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He's dying now so he won't have to die then, op.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | September 1, 2021 7:51 PM
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That's appalling! The All-Stars finale is tomorrow. The inconsiderable little shit couldn't wait one day? Obviously not a true fan.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | September 1, 2021 7:56 PM
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First Miyoshi Umeki. Now this guy. Damn.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 135 | September 1, 2021 7:57 PM
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I'm sorry for your loss, OP. I'm so sorry we've lost another one of our own.
I hope he stated his boundaries prior to leaving THE LAND.
*Kisses Doll*
by Anonymous | reply 137 | September 1, 2021 8:01 PM
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Miss, with all due respect, I have my own problems.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 139 | September 1, 2021 8:04 PM
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Farewell DLer! Flights of twinks sing thee to thy rest!😥
by Anonymous | reply 140 | September 1, 2021 8:11 PM
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We all have to go. It’s impossible to live on 1.5 Million $ in Connecticut.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | September 1, 2021 8:18 PM
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Oops wrong thread ^^^ 🤦♀️
by Anonymous | reply 144 | September 1, 2021 8:19 PM
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He wasn't the poster who had beagles he was leaving behind, was he?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | September 1, 2021 8:23 PM
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So sad. I am so sorry for your loss. Thanks for sharing.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | September 1, 2021 8:30 PM
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If he can turn on his computer now and is able to log on to Datalaounge he knows he is in HELL!!
by Anonymous | reply 148 | September 1, 2021 8:33 PM
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How many nominations did he have?
by Anonymous | reply 151 | September 1, 2021 8:40 PM
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Your longtime DLer sucks cocks in hell.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | September 1, 2021 8:44 PM
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Are you sure it was cancer and not the Covid?
by Anonymous | reply 154 | September 1, 2021 8:44 PM
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These jokes aren't funny.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 155 | September 1, 2021 8:46 PM
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You guys are pulling out all the stops of DL greats...so many of the running jokes and snarky comments we've quoted at each other over the years that I've forgotten.
I thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | September 1, 2021 9:04 PM
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I TOLD you it wasn't coming from me.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | September 1, 2021 9:13 PM
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[Bold] " WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?!?!?! "
by Anonymous | reply 158 | September 1, 2021 9:20 PM
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Hugs and kisses but please take it from one who knows, we all have to go sometime! Especially the wanton harlots of this world.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | September 1, 2021 9:25 PM
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Am I needed here?
R.I.P. Brother Datalounger🐶😿
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 161 | September 1, 2021 11:16 PM
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But, did he die of natural causes?
by Anonymous | reply 164 | September 1, 2021 11:51 PM
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BUCK WOULD'VE NEVER DI ... uh...
by Anonymous | reply 167 | September 2, 2021 12:22 AM
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Total pussy hound, big bush supporter
by Anonymous | reply 168 | September 2, 2021 1:17 AM
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Sorry he's dead. Was he cut or uncut? Top/Bottom/Vers? We need to know the details!
by Anonymous | reply 169 | September 2, 2021 1:40 AM
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Aw, this is sad. I’ve been around about 20 years. Most of us are nobodies here, but still connected in this strange, anonymous way because of our sexuality. It’s always weird to me that we’re all just a blip in time, and that one day we’ll have a last word, last sight, last thought, last post on DL…. Wherever your friend is, I hope he’s in pain-free peace.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | September 2, 2021 2:26 AM
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Most of us, when we die, won’t even have someone else to come on here and let everyone know. We’ll just quietly disappear as if we never existed. It’s sad, really. Your friend is lucky that someone spoke up for him at least.
May he Rest In Peace.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | September 2, 2021 2:33 AM
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This thread has been a hoot. I hope OP appreciated the comments in the spirit they were meant, and I bet his friend (the dead one) would have chuckled more than a few times. And when you think about it, it's more than anyone who started a thread called "Shit on Your Dick" really deserves, so let's shut this thing down.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | September 2, 2021 2:37 AM
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I think about that sometimes too, R173. I could have great banter with another poster and he could die in a terrible grease fire the very next day and none of us will ever know aside from in certain cases like Moose and Brian.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | September 2, 2021 2:41 AM
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My condolences OP. I'm preparing a snack tray in his honor - bread pudding and Red Dragon cheese. And while I dine, I will peruse the fall edition of the African Baby catalog. I think I will have just enough time to do that before the priest gets here. Trying to exorcise this roast from my apartment. Maybe your friend can help from the other side and guide it to the light.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | September 2, 2021 3:01 AM
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Tubgirl is so fucking foul but funny! those were the fun dl days. sigh.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | September 2, 2021 3:03 AM
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Can I have his DL password?
by Anonymous | reply 178 | September 2, 2021 3:13 AM
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r174 - he didn't actually start that "Shit on Your Dick" thread.
That was a highly appreciated bit of DL trollery and bitchiness that has made me laugh.
And yes, I do appreciate the effort that so many folks have gone through to commemorate my friend as only DL can.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | September 2, 2021 3:13 AM
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Can I have his stuff, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 180 | September 2, 2021 3:15 AM
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DLer in heaven, please watch over us and especially me. I'm sure you have long blocked me for something or other but know it is not what I say on DL, but what I do IRL. Make us all healthy, rich, and hot for as long as you can!
Thank you!
by Anonymous | reply 181 | September 2, 2021 3:21 AM
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Can you post the funeral reception menu ? Don't worry about takeout boxes, I can manage that part on my own.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | September 2, 2021 3:22 AM
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NO REFUNDS ON SUBSCRIPTIONS DUE TO DEATH
oh yeah, RIP
by Anonymous | reply 183 | September 2, 2021 3:28 AM
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There had better be fried chicken, R182!
by Anonymous | reply 184 | September 2, 2021 3:30 AM
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It was pretty tacky of him to die on the 24th anniversary of Princess Diana’s death. He probably wrapped his car around a pole in some underground garage while wearing a tiara and ballgown in tribute to her.
I hope he chocked on his own vomit, just like Di used to do…..
by Anonymous | reply 186 | September 2, 2021 3:34 AM
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Will there be a cash bar at the wake?
by Anonymous | reply 187 | September 2, 2021 3:47 AM
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Condolences. I'm sure he's in a better place now, no pain and no suffering 💗
by Anonymous | reply 188 | September 2, 2021 3:49 AM
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[quote]I'm sure he's in a better place now, no pain and no suffering
Of course, he's in a better place - he's off DL!
by Anonymous | reply 189 | September 2, 2021 3:58 AM
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r102, I didn't know he had died, that's awful.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | September 2, 2021 3:59 AM
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OMG wake up bitchy DL queen we love you!
by Anonymous | reply 192 | September 2, 2021 4:09 AM
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We could avoid funeral costs for Longtime DLer if just sent him to Darfur Orphan.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | September 2, 2021 4:09 AM
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She had a witty retort but she couldn't live forever.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | September 2, 2021 4:10 AM
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This has worked out quite well for him.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | September 2, 2021 4:16 AM
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This thread has reminded me why I love DataLounge and keep sticking around. My condolences, OP. As others have said, I think your friend would really love this thread. You're a good egg.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | September 2, 2021 4:18 AM
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OP, you seem pretty cool yourself. It was nice of you to start this thread for your friend, plus you seem to have a good sense of humor about the comments on this thread. Kudos.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | September 2, 2021 4:20 AM
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...Sooner or later, we all go Once Around the Garden... You're a good friend OP.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | September 2, 2021 5:35 AM
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Do you think G-d is on DL?
by Anonymous | reply 201 | September 2, 2021 6:26 AM
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Do I think God is one of us? Just a whore like one of us?
No.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | September 2, 2021 7:13 AM
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God called for another bitch. OP’s friend answered.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | September 2, 2021 7:22 AM
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OP, I am dialing a phone with a pencil in his honor. My condolences and thank you for sharing this with us.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | September 2, 2021 7:30 AM
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[quote]So, Judy”Pills”Garland finally went toes-up? Baked Chicken for everyone.
With a side of Cream of WHEAT.
Sorry about your friend OP.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | September 2, 2021 7:43 AM
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[quote]Longtime DLer is dead to me
....
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 206 | September 2, 2021 8:32 AM
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To keep his memory alive, I shall charge his card for ten more years of membership.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | September 2, 2021 8:36 AM
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In honor of Longtime DLer I shall schedule a colonoscopy.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | September 2, 2021 8:40 AM
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Too bad this didnt happen in 2015 so Defacto could bump the thread.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | September 2, 2021 8:44 AM
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OP should really link a post or a comment. I mean, if he's deceased and was anonymous anyway, it's not like anyone can do anything. In any case, it would be nice to have a DL wake thread. Can you imagine the comments?
by Anonymous | reply 210 | September 2, 2021 9:41 AM
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He's dead but looks 31.
OP, I'm sorry you have lost your friend and we've lost him, too.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | September 2, 2021 9:51 AM
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[quote]Can you post the funeral reception menu ?
How much do you want to bet the food is catered from the Olive Garden?
by Anonymous | reply 212 | September 2, 2021 10:13 AM
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The reception will feature a baked potato bar.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | September 2, 2021 10:25 AM
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R213 - is desert an organic, vegan, and GMO-free avocado vegan chocolate nut loaf prepared by our Whole Foods attired resident lesbian sisters?
by Anonymous | reply 214 | September 2, 2021 10:31 AM
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Desert will be cans of frosting. Please respect our sacred Datalounge traditions. I am telling you now so I don't have to tell you then.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | September 2, 2021 10:36 AM
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[quote]is desert an organic, vegan, and GMO-free avocado vegan chocolate nut loaf prepared by our Whole Foods attired resident lesbian sisters?
[quote]Desert will be cans of frosting.
Oh, Dear! Oh, DEAR!
by Anonymous | reply 216 | September 2, 2021 10:49 AM
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OP,
Be a good friend and remove all of his pron before his family goes through his things! You don’t want his hot nephew finding those DVDs!
by Anonymous | reply 217 | September 2, 2021 10:51 AM
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[quote]Longtime DLer is dead to me
I can’t breath!
by Anonymous | reply 218 | September 2, 2021 10:52 AM
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As a fat womon, would I be useful on pallbearer detail?
by Anonymous | reply 219 | September 2, 2021 10:58 AM
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Does this casket make my ass look big?
by Anonymous | reply 220 | September 2, 2021 11:06 AM
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Did I hear correctly that in lieu of flowers, we're able to enjoy "Autumn Harvest" though we only paid for "Once Around the Garden?"
by Anonymous | reply 221 | September 2, 2021 11:09 AM
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Eve was weak! And so was OP's whorish friend!
by Anonymous | reply 222 | September 2, 2021 11:11 AM
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R206 That feels so....rushed
In honor of OP's friend......
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 224 | September 2, 2021 11:25 AM
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Aww, sorry for you loss. We will all be there some day.
On another note, my other half will NEVER come on here to announce my early demise. If he read half the bitchy, mean, cunty shit I have spewed he would probably have divorced me. And were not even married.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | September 2, 2021 11:28 AM
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His collapse is complete.
He will NEVER be President!
by Anonymous | reply 226 | September 2, 2021 11:28 AM
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What do I think of OP's friend dying? Great gowns. Beautiful gowns.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 227 | September 2, 2021 11:32 AM
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My condolences, OP. I hope your friend had a pain-free transition.
Everyone deserves that. Well.....almost everyone.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | September 2, 2021 11:41 AM
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R216 - bitch you will be the one DL-er "Oh, Dear"-ing from the great beyond. Also, "Oh, DEAR!" that nifty new word I invented besides my Oscar Wilde level wit regarding our beloved sisters of Sappho.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | September 2, 2021 11:49 AM
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In his rememory, today I not charge extra for anal.
Be best in peace, brave homosexual.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | September 2, 2021 11:51 AM
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I knew an OP. He had a friend.
And then he DIED.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | September 2, 2021 11:51 AM
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I condole you, OP.
Unless it was Erna, that shit eating Nazi.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | September 2, 2021 11:53 AM
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Are you practicing your casket dance, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 235 | September 2, 2021 11:59 AM
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Your friend is twirling his vagina cape in Heaven.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | September 2, 2021 11:59 AM
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The fat old troll will be missed.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | September 2, 2021 12:04 PM
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"Longtime DLer was one of the most talented singers ever. He also had a lot of pain and struggle throughout his life. Despite that, he had a good heart, which is hard to encounter in Hollywood. At a time when gay people were oppressed beyond belief, they identified with his struggles and he theirs."
If you really believed that, Oldest and Closest Friend, you would change your insulting screen name, which only contributes to the image of Longtime DLer as a pill-popping no-talent better off forgotten, not an artist on the level of Sinatra or Picasso or Callas.
YOU and YOUR NAME are part of the problem, Oldest and Closest Friend.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | September 2, 2021 12:14 PM
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Did he like the shapes that aren't circles?
by Anonymous | reply 243 | September 2, 2021 12:20 PM
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Can I have any Apple products he had (assuming he had any)?
by Anonymous | reply 244 | September 2, 2021 12:22 PM
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He's been to paradise....but has he ever been to me?
by Anonymous | reply 245 | September 2, 2021 12:32 PM
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Rest in peace.....you FAT WHORE!
by Anonymous | reply 246 | September 2, 2021 12:32 PM
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Was he a smoker?
I'm all for blaming the victim.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | September 2, 2021 12:33 PM
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What kind of bottom was he? Bossy, power, insatiable, pillow-biter?...spill.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | September 2, 2021 12:35 PM
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His death was STUNNING AND BRAVE
But there are easier ways to die
by Anonymous | reply 249 | September 2, 2021 12:37 PM
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R241 Food would only confuse you.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | September 2, 2021 12:39 PM
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I'm going to spend today walking around collecting for OP's friend, getting a card signed and, well, not getting a damn bit of work done.
You won't mind picking up my slack, right?
by Anonymous | reply 251 | September 2, 2021 12:40 PM
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Can someone give me a ride to his funeral?
by Anonymous | reply 252 | September 2, 2021 12:44 PM
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Sandra Lee promises to make her world-famous Kwanzaa Cake (even though Kwanzaa is months away)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 256 | September 2, 2021 1:01 PM
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Cak? Did someone say "cak"?
by Anonymous | reply 257 | September 2, 2021 2:32 PM
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Precious R223, go sit at the kid’s table, the adults are commiserating.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | September 2, 2021 3:32 PM
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Would it have KILLED you to do a search?
by Anonymous | reply 259 | September 2, 2021 4:06 PM
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So he was a man who went up in the man?
by Anonymous | reply 262 | September 2, 2021 4:21 PM
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OP, sorry for your and our loss. May all of us be r1 to your friend.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | September 2, 2021 4:32 PM
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Did he die in a grease fire, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 264 | September 2, 2021 4:50 PM
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In honor of DL's friend, I salute him as follows:
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by Anonymous | reply 265 | September 2, 2021 6:46 PM
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I think we should have a buffet, in honour of the dead fat whore.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | September 2, 2021 7:04 PM
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R266 can bring the cax, gravy and turkey meatballs.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | September 2, 2021 7:32 PM
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Shouldn't that be cak & graxy, R267?
by Anonymous | reply 268 | September 2, 2021 7:44 PM
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R268 Yes, fank you Lens....DL standards must be upheld, even at a time such as this.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | September 2, 2021 7:53 PM
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Dead? Ha, ha, ha! I'll say!!!
by Anonymous | reply 270 | September 2, 2021 8:03 PM
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Dead Longtime DLer has gone home to JUDY!
by Anonymous | reply 271 | September 2, 2021 8:18 PM
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Some people will do anything to avoid being subjected to the Sex and the City reboot.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | September 2, 2021 9:17 PM
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Don’t fret OP.
Your pal will soon make a return as JFK Jr.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | September 2, 2021 10:15 PM
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Did the Covet get him? 🥂
Oh well, bye my book! 🇱🇷💋🦊 Bye My Book “My True Hidden Hollywood Story” It’s on Barns and Noble’s Nook and Amazon ❤️😅
by Anonymous | reply 276 | September 2, 2021 10:34 PM
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[quote]Can you post the funeral reception menu ?
FFS, Chrissy, for the last time, it's a REPAST, not a reception.
You dishonor our dead gay son!
by Anonymous | reply 277 | September 2, 2021 11:42 PM
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For our fallen DL sister.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 278 | September 2, 2021 11:45 PM
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Was he useful on garbage duty?
RIP, kind sir.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | September 3, 2021 12:07 AM
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A twirl of the vag in his honor.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 280 | September 3, 2021 12:09 AM
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MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY!
MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY!
MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY!
MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 281 | September 3, 2021 12:10 AM
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R281, you made me chuckle!
by Anonymous | reply 282 | September 3, 2021 12:12 AM
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Mein fuhrer!
Oh wait that that was a COVID anitvaxxer.
RIP longtime DLer.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | September 3, 2021 1:25 AM
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Picking my nose in tribute to the newly dead.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | September 3, 2021 2:22 AM
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I’m so sorry OP. Was he a colored gentleman?
by Anonymous | reply 285 | September 3, 2021 2:26 AM
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[quote]The reception will feature a baked potato bar.
If so, I hope there will be a margarine fountain.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | September 3, 2021 2:52 AM
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[quote] Why did Longtime DLer's life go down the shitter?
Maybe it was looking for his dick.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | September 3, 2021 3:05 AM
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Call me a skeptic, but I read through a few and scanned almost all of the comments; and I haven't seen any examples of what "L DLer" wrote or who he was. You'd think that, in all the years he was here, he'd have made some memorably witty or snarky remark that Op could recall for us.
So, RIP, Longtime DLer. We hardly knew ye (maybe not at all).
by Anonymous | reply 288 | September 3, 2021 5:09 AM
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OP's friend? I don't know her.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 290 | September 3, 2021 11:14 AM
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Did they rinse the pasta at the wake?
by Anonymous | reply 291 | September 3, 2021 11:25 AM
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This made me truly sad. I don’t know any of you, but I love all of you hateful bitches. So very sorry for your loss, OP, and for the loss to the DL community.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | September 3, 2021 11:41 AM
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Was she a great big fat person?
by Anonymous | reply 294 | September 3, 2021 12:44 PM
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I'm sorry he couldn't stay but....I'm not running a bed and breakfast here!
by Anonymous | reply 296 | September 3, 2021 1:03 PM
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[Quote]This made me truly sad. I don’t know any of you, but I love all of you
Even r288 who just got FF'd?
by Anonymous | reply 297 | September 3, 2021 1:50 PM
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I am beginning to wonder.....if OP's friend is OP.......
by Anonymous | reply 298 | September 3, 2021 2:14 PM
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OP here...
[quote]Even [R288] who just got FF'd?
I'll answer this - in this instance, I'd say yes.
Unlike the clearly trolling political posts, r288 is the cold water splash that makes DL what it is, even when we're trying to be heartfelt.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | September 3, 2021 2:55 PM
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OP, did your late friend also know his way around the hole AND the pole?
WELL?
by Anonymous | reply 301 | September 3, 2021 3:48 PM
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Did he like a stinky pinky?
by Anonymous | reply 302 | September 3, 2021 3:52 PM
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Where will we scatter his ashes?
Fire Island?
Barbra's mall?
by Anonymous | reply 303 | September 3, 2021 4:41 PM
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I knew a girl who was a longtime DLer. But then she died.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | September 3, 2021 4:44 PM
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(sorry that should be R304 meet R233)
by Anonymous | reply 307 | September 3, 2021 4:47 PM
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Is this where his funeral will be held?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 308 | September 3, 2021 4:49 PM
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I pray he wasn’t The Yellow Skin Troll. I don’t know what I’d do if we lost him.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | September 3, 2021 5:06 PM
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Has anyone heard from the Gap Playlist Troll lately?
by Anonymous | reply 310 | September 3, 2021 5:09 PM
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Are you sure it wasn't fake news?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 311 | September 3, 2021 5:11 PM
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Someone is going to have to cancel his subscription to the African Baby Catalogue. 😥
by Anonymous | reply 312 | September 3, 2021 6:13 PM
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Muriel, where are you in this tragic time of DL? How rude!
by Anonymous | reply 313 | September 3, 2021 6:16 PM
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Did he feed turkey meatballs to his tricks?
by Anonymous | reply 314 | September 3, 2021 6:20 PM
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Hope he wasn't our man in Studio City who fucked Jani Lane.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | September 3, 2021 7:10 PM
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[OP], see [Literally ever other "Dead to me" thread].
by Anonymous | reply 318 | September 3, 2021 8:58 PM
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PLEASE let OP's friend be Janbot.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | September 4, 2021 11:22 AM
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OP I am sorry for your/our loss.
I can only hope it was one of the grammar trolls!
by Anonymous | reply 320 | September 4, 2021 11:52 AM
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OP, may I have your dead friend's Madame Alexander collection?
by Anonymous | reply 321 | September 4, 2021 1:11 PM
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Just smoke copious amouts of pot, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 323 | September 4, 2021 2:29 PM
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I signed the condolences book as "Anonymous". He'll know who it is.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | September 4, 2021 2:46 PM
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I remember seeing the nacreaous layer of permacum at his house...
by Anonymous | reply 325 | September 4, 2021 7:40 PM
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