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Longtime DLer is dead to me

One of my oldest and closest friends, a prolific DLer who contributed to our vile pit of trollery for many, many years died this morning. He had been diagnosed with stage IV cancer.

He loved this place for the wit, humor, trollery, and craziness. Knew all the oldtime and inside jokes and appreciated both the highs and lows that DL provided. You bitches provided him laughs during the last few months of his life and all the years before. He stopped speaking to his family long ago.

It would tickle him to get the standard DL treatment given to all death announcements.

I'll miss him greatly - thank god I called dibs on his stuff already.

by Anonymousreply 326September 5, 2021 4:32 AM

sorry for your loss, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1September 1, 2021 3:05 PM

If his stuff is brandname-ish, can I have his stuff?

Condolences, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2September 1, 2021 3:08 PM

I'm sorry to hear this, OP, but I'm sure your friend would have appreciated the "dead to me" headline. :-)

by Anonymousreply 3September 1, 2021 3:08 PM

He had a beautiful ass, but he couldn't live forever.

by Anonymousreply 4September 1, 2021 3:10 PM

I am so sorry OP. I condole you. May I ask what his authenticated name was, or did he always post as anonymous?

by Anonymousreply 5September 1, 2021 3:10 PM

What was on his iPod?

by Anonymousreply 6September 1, 2021 3:11 PM

I am sorry for your loss OP. and Datalounge's

by Anonymousreply 7September 1, 2021 3:11 PM

So, Judy”Pills”Garland finally went toes-up? Baked Chicken for everyone.

by Anonymousreply 8September 1, 2021 3:13 PM

Sorry to hear, OP.

by Anonymousreply 9September 1, 2021 3:14 PM

:-( I'm so sorry to hear this!!! I've been on DL over 20 years too. We probably interacted.

Thoughts and prayers, *real* ones.

by Anonymousreply 10September 1, 2021 3:16 PM

That is very sad OP. Condolences on the loss of your friend and DL is one soul short today.

by Anonymousreply 11September 1, 2021 3:17 PM

He had a great acid wit, but he couldn't live forever.

Condolences, OP.

by Anonymousreply 12September 1, 2021 3:18 PM

Nice tribute!

by Anonymousreply 13September 1, 2021 3:19 PM

May his memory be a blessing, the fat whore

by Anonymousreply 14September 1, 2021 3:20 PM

Did we diagnose him before the doctor did?

Can you bump a thread he started?

Heaven has another angel. RIP Anonymous.

by Anonymousreply 15September 1, 2021 3:20 PM

He’s fine. He sends his love.

by Anonymousreply 16September 1, 2021 3:21 PM

And still no comment from that bitch Susan Dey!

by Anonymousreply 17September 1, 2021 3:23 PM

Was it just natural causes?

by Anonymousreply 18September 1, 2021 3:23 PM

His one of his classic threads he's was most proud of, R15

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by Anonymousreply 19September 1, 2021 3:24 PM

He was obviously a brilliant wit, r19.

by Anonymousreply 20September 1, 2021 3:26 PM

Condolences, OP and very nice tribute. RIP, anonymous friend. 😢

by Anonymousreply 21September 1, 2021 3:26 PM

Damn .. so sorry to hear this🥲 That thread was hilarious too. R.I.P. fellow DLer… 🙏

by Anonymousreply 22September 1, 2021 3:28 PM

I'm sure in some way he would rather have died in a grease fire! rather than from boring old cancer.

by Anonymousreply 23September 1, 2021 3:28 PM

Yeah, whatever, can I have his stuff?

by Anonymousreply 24September 1, 2021 3:29 PM

So sorry to hear this OP. Sending you a hug.

by Anonymousreply 25September 1, 2021 3:31 PM

How are we supposed to know whether we feel sorry or not, when you haven’t even told us if he was hung or not?

by Anonymousreply 26September 1, 2021 3:32 PM

OP, I hope your friend wasn't stuck to the sofa like Gail Grinds.

by Anonymousreply 27September 1, 2021 3:33 PM

Sorry for your loss, OP.

by Anonymousreply 28September 1, 2021 3:34 PM

Commence the 21 hiss salute!

by Anonymousreply 29September 1, 2021 3:35 PM

Can you tell us more about him? I mean, not to dox him but just more in general?

by Anonymousreply 30September 1, 2021 3:36 PM

Excuse me Miss OP but I have problems of my own.

by Anonymousreply 31September 1, 2021 3:36 PM

I may have been reply 4 in that thread. If you put your dick where the shit comes out, don't be surprised when the shit comes out.

by Anonymousreply 32September 1, 2021 3:37 PM

Sho Showwy to hear. Here's a WEE toast *hic* to himmmm.

by Anonymousreply 33September 1, 2021 3:37 PM

I shall go "once around the garden" for him.

by Anonymousreply 34September 1, 2021 3:39 PM

[quote]Thoughts and prayers, *real* ones.

You can have *real* thoughts, but prayers are always placebo.

by Anonymousreply 35September 1, 2021 3:41 PM

Pic of him accessing Datalounge.

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by Anonymousreply 36September 1, 2021 3:47 PM

Er, r19 isn't the OP.

I don't think the DLer in question wrote that thread.

by Anonymousreply 37September 1, 2021 3:49 PM

[quote]Er, [R19] isn't the OP.

[quote]I don't think the DLer in question wrote that thread.

I took r19 to be the standard DL-type snark...lol.

He preferred to slip in and out of threads (among other things) under the radar, as it were. But, he was prolific. He preferred that people responded to what he wrote, rather than who he was, so rarely used an authenticated signature to post.

Every once in a while, he'd tell me about some thread he started and I'd say "that was you?"

While he appreciated trolling, he rarely engaged in it himself.

by Anonymousreply 38September 1, 2021 4:01 PM

I'm sorry about your friend, OP. If you feel like you can tell us one of his threads, please do, I'd love to know who he was, I'm sure I've interacted with him on here.

by Anonymousreply 39September 1, 2021 4:03 PM

Are you telling us NOW so you don’t have to tell us THEN?

My condolences OP

by Anonymousreply 40September 1, 2021 4:05 PM

I got dibs on whatever OP doesn't want!

by Anonymousreply 41September 1, 2021 4:09 PM

But is it death, death?

by Anonymousreply 42September 1, 2021 4:10 PM

My entire village is dead.

Some old fat whore is dead.

Which is the greater tragedy?

Who can say.

by Anonymousreply 43September 1, 2021 4:11 PM

Longtime DLer's COLLAPSE is COMPLETE!

by Anonymousreply 44September 1, 2021 4:12 PM

Please tell me this is not Palm Springs related.

For you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 45September 1, 2021 4:13 PM

In honor of him. Can i have his stuff?

by Anonymousreply 46September 1, 2021 4:13 PM

Did he have any favorite posters OP?

by Anonymousreply 47September 1, 2021 4:13 PM

^^....

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by Anonymousreply 48September 1, 2021 4:14 PM

Girls, girls, OP already got his stuff! Such Greedy Gerties around here.

by Anonymousreply 49September 1, 2021 4:15 PM

He was underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for him

by Anonymousreply 50September 1, 2021 4:15 PM

Just like the World Trade Center, he was an insatiable bottom.

by Anonymousreply 51September 1, 2021 4:16 PM

Did he ever present hole??

by Anonymousreply 52September 1, 2021 4:17 PM

He typed fat.

My condolences, OP. ❤️

by Anonymousreply 53September 1, 2021 4:31 PM

OP, Was your friend the fellow with colon cancer? He's the only poster I reckon who had mentioned stage four cancer. If indeed it's the same fellow, he seemed quite brave, and matter of fact about it all. He appreciated two anecdotal cases of my friends who survived stage four diagnoses, and sounded somewhat encouraged by them, yet sounded resigned to the fact this was probably his ticket out of this world.

Sorry for your loss OP. It's nice of you to remember him and make the post. Sorry I have no snark.

by Anonymousreply 54September 1, 2021 4:33 PM

I notice Meryl Streep hasn't sent her condolences. So typical of her.

by Anonymousreply 55September 1, 2021 4:37 PM

Could you at least tell us a little bit about his stuff?

by Anonymousreply 56September 1, 2021 4:40 PM

R55 No, she showed up at the door with a brisket, what did you do bitch?

by Anonymousreply 57September 1, 2021 4:42 PM

In his honor I'll prepare some pasta in a crockpot this evening, OP.

by Anonymousreply 58September 1, 2021 4:43 PM

[quote]OP, Was your friend the fellow with colon cancer? He's the only poster I reckon who had mentioned stage four cancer. If indeed it's the same fellow, he seemed quite brave, and matter of fact about it all. He appreciated two anecdotal cases of my friends who survived stage four diagnoses, and sounded somewhat encouraged by them, yet sounded resigned to the fact this was probably his ticket out of this world.

It's quite possible that was him though don't recall seeing the thread to say for certain.

Can you link the thread?

by Anonymousreply 59September 1, 2021 4:44 PM

"Bettah him than me"

by Anonymousreply 60September 1, 2021 4:44 PM

[quote]In his honor I'll prepare some pasta in a crockpot this evening, OP.

As long as you drain the pasta in a colander, I think he'd appreciate it.

by Anonymousreply 61September 1, 2021 4:45 PM

Buh Bye, Bitch.....Mmmaaahhhhhh!

by Anonymousreply 62September 1, 2021 4:46 PM

Why did Longtime DLer's life go down the shitter? It wasn't for lack of witticisms.

by Anonymousreply 63September 1, 2021 4:46 PM

Was it really cancer or a certain foreign faction?

by Anonymousreply 64September 1, 2021 4:46 PM

I thought DL seemed a little bit more dull than usual.

by Anonymousreply 65September 1, 2021 4:46 PM

I didn't know cancer patients were allowed on oil rigs, Dorothy.

by Anonymousreply 66September 1, 2021 4:47 PM

What was on his iPod?

by Anonymousreply 67September 1, 2021 4:47 PM

the sky is so blue today

by Anonymousreply 68September 1, 2021 4:47 PM

R59 I don't even recall if his remarks were in a thread he had begun, or a sidebar conversation about cancer. I wish I had a better memory. It could very well have been a volley we had in a thread about someone else's cancer... perhaps even the artist with tongue cancer.

by Anonymousreply 69September 1, 2021 4:47 PM

WHET Longtime DLer?

by Anonymousreply 70September 1, 2021 4:48 PM

This is a good reminder to be nicer to you cunts. Life is short!

by Anonymousreply 71September 1, 2021 4:49 PM

OP’s friend is dead as a door nail.

Dead, dead, dead.

by Anonymousreply 72September 1, 2021 4:52 PM

r69 - if you get the time and feel so inclined, if you ignore yourself, you can see all your comments, then can find your comment in the thread where the exchange occurred. You can unblock yourself afterwards. I use this trick to find comments I know I made, but cannot remember in which thread I made them.

I realize it's a pain in the ass, but a quick search for the threads I know he did, didn't yield anything - A fitting tribute to him, given the known limitations of DL Search...

All you guys posting have made me laugh and I know would have given him a chuckle, as well.

Much appreciated.

by Anonymousreply 73September 1, 2021 4:54 PM

[quote] While he appreciated trolling, he rarely engaged in it himself.

Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 74September 1, 2021 4:55 PM

Here on the line is OPie from Happy Days, Henry Winkler, to discuss his friend's death. So Henry, apparently your friend was a frequent poster on the Baracalounge. Can you tell us what was on his IPAD and can Liza have his stuff?

by Anonymousreply 75September 1, 2021 4:55 PM

Was Julie his nurse?

by Anonymousreply 76September 1, 2021 4:56 PM

So young.

by Anonymousreply 77September 1, 2021 4:56 PM

I guess he’d had sufficient.

RIP.

by Anonymousreply 78September 1, 2021 4:56 PM

Sid he ever post in the Michfest threads?

by Anonymousreply 79September 1, 2021 4:57 PM

R59/R73 I have over 18k comments... Seems quite daunting. I can offer one more thing at the moment however... I think I recall he mentioned he had been contemplating some European travel as well, considering he might have been running out of time. I hope that helps to identify him here for other readers. Sorry I'm not of much help. One more thing about him was that he was awfully warm and polite considering DL.

by Anonymousreply 80September 1, 2021 4:58 PM

So young!

by Anonymousreply 81September 1, 2021 4:59 PM

I still like blue

by Anonymousreply 82September 1, 2021 5:01 PM

This thread started in tears

by Anonymousreply 83September 1, 2021 5:02 PM

In this difficult time I hope it brings you some comfort to know that I'm non-binary.

by Anonymousreply 84September 1, 2021 5:03 PM

Sorry for your loss, OP. 🖤🖤🖤

by Anonymousreply 85September 1, 2021 5:03 PM

Do you have copies of his nudes? Can you post them?

by Anonymousreply 86September 1, 2021 5:05 PM

My condolences, OP. In his honor, I am typing on my keyboard with a pencil.

by Anonymousreply 87September 1, 2021 5:09 PM

I think Brian, the artist with stage 4 tongue cancer, who died last year (year before?) before he could take his trip to Europe, is being confused with this guy who just recently popped his clogs.

by Anonymousreply 88September 1, 2021 5:15 PM

Was his name by any chance Anonymous?

by Anonymousreply 89September 1, 2021 5:16 PM

This never happened. But if it did it was better last time.

by Anonymousreply 90September 1, 2021 5:17 PM

I pray it was Iola.

by Anonymousreply 91September 1, 2021 5:21 PM

And no post about his dad, last days?

by Anonymousreply 92September 1, 2021 5:25 PM

Dad last days!

by Anonymousreply 93September 1, 2021 5:27 PM

This thread is worthless without pics.

by Anonymousreply 94September 1, 2021 5:31 PM

I hope he's not the DLer who blew George Maharis.

by Anonymousreply 95September 1, 2021 5:31 PM

I hope he's not Gap Playlist guy.

by Anonymousreply 96September 1, 2021 5:35 PM

Mary!

by Anonymousreply 97September 1, 2021 5:36 PM

R88, I didn't confuse the two, as I was distinctly remembering a poster who mentioned he has stage four colon cancer. I was wondering if the OP's friend was him.

by Anonymousreply 98September 1, 2021 5:37 PM

So young, merely a child

by Anonymousreply 99September 1, 2021 5:38 PM

Grease fire?

by Anonymousreply 100September 1, 2021 5:38 PM

Sending Condolences and love to you from the UK OP ❤

by Anonymousreply 101September 1, 2021 5:42 PM

R98 We had another person with the cancuh too who apparently died suddenly. Jim. Total sweetheart.

Stop with the fucking dying already!

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by Anonymousreply 102September 1, 2021 5:42 PM

Condolences OP, our fellow has now joined the celestial sows at the trough.

by Anonymousreply 103September 1, 2021 5:47 PM

Did your friend tell a lie to Rosie O' Donnell?

So sorry to see this this morning. Peace to OP and longtime DL'ers family.

by Anonymousreply 104September 1, 2021 5:51 PM

Oh no! Who's Joel going to live with now and what will happen to Mitz?!

(My condolences, OP).

by Anonymousreply 105September 1, 2021 5:54 PM

If he was one of those people who doesn't wash their sheets for six plus months, that's just a shame.

by Anonymousreply 106September 1, 2021 5:57 PM

Shorry for your losh. Thoughtsh and prayersh.

by Anonymousreply 107September 1, 2021 5:57 PM

Very sorry OP, sad to lose one of our own. RIP Dlounger x

by Anonymousreply 108September 1, 2021 5:57 PM

Dead you say? Well I never in all my life!

by Anonymousreply 109September 1, 2021 5:58 PM

Ha! I'll say!

by Anonymousreply 110September 1, 2021 6:02 PM

[R47], R.C., once again your post has made my (otherwise sensational already) day! But be careful about flipping the hair. Your ears are still full of that toxic bleach. One false follicle will put a Stevie Nicks hole in your sinuses. And THAT would NEVER do!

by Anonymousreply 111September 1, 2021 6:02 PM

Shhhhhad.

by Anonymousreply 112September 1, 2021 6:02 PM

There was a guy during the second wave who was worried about his treatment and missed some radiation due to the pandemic. Was afraid of COVID as he was particularly vulnerable. Very sad.

by Anonymousreply 113September 1, 2021 6:12 PM

I think it was the manual brackets R111 insists on adding to his replies even though he/she/it has been told 52578442 times to fucking stop is really what did your friend in, OP.

by Anonymousreply 114September 1, 2021 6:16 PM

R114 - don't be a bitch. Maybe R111 is old and all this shit is confusing enough at 43, much less at 60+.

by Anonymousreply 115September 1, 2021 6:19 PM

Not David E, I hope!

by Anonymousreply 116September 1, 2021 6:24 PM

Was it Poopisha? He posted a lot about poop.

by Anonymousreply 117September 1, 2021 6:27 PM

This could technically be considered a Tasteful Friends, thread, OP.

What a touching and thoughtful tribute to your buddy.

More meaningful than flowers, or charitable donations. And I t’s not like he needs another tchotchke on his mantle.

by Anonymousreply 118September 1, 2021 6:35 PM

Was he on assistance?

by Anonymousreply 119September 1, 2021 6:37 PM

Did anyone ask Meghan if she is OK?

by Anonymousreply 120September 1, 2021 6:38 PM

Condolences, OP.

What are the chances he had a hand in the poop shoes escapade (so to speak)? A classic.

by Anonymousreply 121September 1, 2021 6:38 PM

The OP basically came here to say:

I knew a Longtime DLer. And then he died.

by Anonymousreply 122September 1, 2021 6:41 PM

I believe it was the Longtime DLer who encourage BILL TAYLOR to take that fateful Thanksgiving cruise.

by Anonymousreply 123September 1, 2021 6:42 PM

0/10

by Anonymousreply 124September 1, 2021 6:48 PM

Julie is being investigated over his death.

by Anonymousreply 125September 1, 2021 6:48 PM

Pictures or it didn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 126September 1, 2021 7:05 PM

[quote] I have over 18k comments...

Holy crap, R80! You must be glued to the computer.

And R94, see R36.

by Anonymousreply 127September 1, 2021 7:05 PM

Fly away to that peaceful place now, child. I hope the caftan is clean.

by Anonymousreply 128September 1, 2021 7:07 PM

I'm so sorry for your loss, OP. That being said -- verificatia of sizemeat?

by Anonymousreply 129September 1, 2021 7:27 PM

And now he is in Datalinge heaven. He died at 63 but really looks 23. Golden Girls is on TV 24/7 with the option of watching "Alice" starring Bonnie Franklin and "One Day At A Time" with Linda Lavin. And last but not least, "Mame" starring Miss Angela Landsbury.

by Anonymousreply 130September 1, 2021 7:34 PM

But was it legitimate death?

by Anonymousreply 131September 1, 2021 7:39 PM

Sometimes in life we wish for an Autumn Harvest, but fates deals us only Once Around the Garden.

by Anonymousreply 132September 1, 2021 7:51 PM

He's dying now so he won't have to die then, op.

by Anonymousreply 133September 1, 2021 7:51 PM

That's appalling! The All-Stars finale is tomorrow. The inconsiderable little shit couldn't wait one day? Obviously not a true fan.

by Anonymousreply 134September 1, 2021 7:56 PM

First Miyoshi Umeki. Now this guy. Damn.

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by Anonymousreply 135September 1, 2021 7:57 PM

-20/10

This never happened.

by Anonymousreply 136September 1, 2021 7:59 PM

I'm sorry for your loss, OP. I'm so sorry we've lost another one of our own.

I hope he stated his boundaries prior to leaving THE LAND.

*Kisses Doll*

by Anonymousreply 137September 1, 2021 8:01 PM

Has anyone told Joel?

by Anonymousreply 138September 1, 2021 8:02 PM

Miss, with all due respect, I have my own problems.

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by Anonymousreply 139September 1, 2021 8:04 PM

Farewell DLer! Flights of twinks sing thee to thy rest!😥

by Anonymousreply 140September 1, 2021 8:11 PM

DAMMIT, JULIE!

by Anonymousreply 141September 1, 2021 8:14 PM

7.2/10

by Anonymousreply 142September 1, 2021 8:15 PM

We all have to go. It’s impossible to live on 1.5 Million $ in Connecticut.

by Anonymousreply 143September 1, 2021 8:18 PM

Oops wrong thread ^^^ 🤦‍♀️

by Anonymousreply 144September 1, 2021 8:19 PM

He wasn't the poster who had beagles he was leaving behind, was he?

by Anonymousreply 145September 1, 2021 8:23 PM

So sad. I am so sorry for your loss. Thanks for sharing.

by Anonymousreply 146September 1, 2021 8:30 PM

6.9/10

by Anonymousreply 147September 1, 2021 8:32 PM

If he can turn on his computer now and is able to log on to Datalaounge he knows he is in HELL!!

by Anonymousreply 148September 1, 2021 8:33 PM

What they said.

by Anonymousreply 149September 1, 2021 8:37 PM

Greg, is that you?

by Anonymousreply 150September 1, 2021 8:38 PM

How many nominations did he have?

by Anonymousreply 151September 1, 2021 8:40 PM

Has Susan Dey commented?

by Anonymousreply 152September 1, 2021 8:42 PM

Your longtime DLer sucks cocks in hell.

by Anonymousreply 153September 1, 2021 8:44 PM

Are you sure it was cancer and not the Covid?

by Anonymousreply 154September 1, 2021 8:44 PM

These jokes aren't funny.

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by Anonymousreply 155September 1, 2021 8:46 PM

You guys are pulling out all the stops of DL greats...so many of the running jokes and snarky comments we've quoted at each other over the years that I've forgotten.

I thank you.

by Anonymousreply 156September 1, 2021 9:04 PM

I TOLD you it wasn't coming from me.

by Anonymousreply 157September 1, 2021 9:13 PM

[Bold] " WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?!?!?! "

by Anonymousreply 158September 1, 2021 9:20 PM

Hugs and kisses but please take it from one who knows, we all have to go sometime! Especially the wanton harlots of this world.

by Anonymousreply 159September 1, 2021 9:25 PM

R99.

by Anonymousreply 160September 1, 2021 9:27 PM

Am I needed here?

R.I.P. Brother Datalounger🐶😿

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by Anonymousreply 161September 1, 2021 11:16 PM

Good girl Miss Peanut!

by Anonymousreply 162September 1, 2021 11:38 PM

But is he dead dead?

by Anonymousreply 163September 1, 2021 11:41 PM

But, did he die of natural causes?

by Anonymousreply 164September 1, 2021 11:51 PM

Ts&Ps

by Anonymousreply 165September 1, 2021 11:53 PM

I condole you, OP

by Anonymousreply 166September 1, 2021 11:57 PM

BUCK WOULD'VE NEVER DI ... uh...

by Anonymousreply 167September 2, 2021 12:22 AM

Total pussy hound, big bush supporter

by Anonymousreply 168September 2, 2021 1:17 AM

Sorry he's dead. Was he cut or uncut? Top/Bottom/Vers? We need to know the details!

by Anonymousreply 169September 2, 2021 1:40 AM

Aw, this is sad. I’ve been around about 20 years. Most of us are nobodies here, but still connected in this strange, anonymous way because of our sexuality. It’s always weird to me that we’re all just a blip in time, and that one day we’ll have a last word, last sight, last thought, last post on DL…. Wherever your friend is, I hope he’s in pain-free peace.

by Anonymousreply 170September 2, 2021 2:26 AM

it is touching

by Anonymousreply 171September 2, 2021 2:30 AM

Most of us, when we die, won’t even have someone else to come on here and let everyone know. We’ll just quietly disappear as if we never existed. It’s sad, really. Your friend is lucky that someone spoke up for him at least.

May he Rest In Peace.

by Anonymousreply 173September 2, 2021 2:33 AM

This thread has been a hoot. I hope OP appreciated the comments in the spirit they were meant, and I bet his friend (the dead one) would have chuckled more than a few times. And when you think about it, it's more than anyone who started a thread called "Shit on Your Dick" really deserves, so let's shut this thing down.

by Anonymousreply 174September 2, 2021 2:37 AM

I think about that sometimes too, R173. I could have great banter with another poster and he could die in a terrible grease fire the very next day and none of us will ever know aside from in certain cases like Moose and Brian.

by Anonymousreply 175September 2, 2021 2:41 AM

My condolences OP. I'm preparing a snack tray in his honor - bread pudding and Red Dragon cheese. And while I dine, I will peruse the fall edition of the African Baby catalog. I think I will have just enough time to do that before the priest gets here. Trying to exorcise this roast from my apartment. Maybe your friend can help from the other side and guide it to the light.

by Anonymousreply 176September 2, 2021 3:01 AM

Tubgirl is so fucking foul but funny! those were the fun dl days. sigh.

by Anonymousreply 177September 2, 2021 3:03 AM

Can I have his DL password?

by Anonymousreply 178September 2, 2021 3:13 AM

r174 - he didn't actually start that "Shit on Your Dick" thread.

That was a highly appreciated bit of DL trollery and bitchiness that has made me laugh.

And yes, I do appreciate the effort that so many folks have gone through to commemorate my friend as only DL can.

by Anonymousreply 179September 2, 2021 3:13 AM

Can I have his stuff, OP?

by Anonymousreply 180September 2, 2021 3:15 AM

DLer in heaven, please watch over us and especially me. I'm sure you have long blocked me for something or other but know it is not what I say on DL, but what I do IRL. Make us all healthy, rich, and hot for as long as you can!

Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 181September 2, 2021 3:21 AM

Can you post the funeral reception menu ? Don't worry about takeout boxes, I can manage that part on my own.

by Anonymousreply 182September 2, 2021 3:22 AM

NO REFUNDS ON SUBSCRIPTIONS DUE TO DEATH

oh yeah, RIP

by Anonymousreply 183September 2, 2021 3:28 AM

There had better be fried chicken, R182!

by Anonymousreply 184September 2, 2021 3:30 AM

-11176.676/10000

by Anonymousreply 185September 2, 2021 3:30 AM

It was pretty tacky of him to die on the 24th anniversary of Princess Diana’s death. He probably wrapped his car around a pole in some underground garage while wearing a tiara and ballgown in tribute to her.

I hope he chocked on his own vomit, just like Di used to do…..

by Anonymousreply 186September 2, 2021 3:34 AM

Will there be a cash bar at the wake?

by Anonymousreply 187September 2, 2021 3:47 AM

Condolences. I'm sure he's in a better place now, no pain and no suffering 💗

by Anonymousreply 188September 2, 2021 3:49 AM

[quote]I'm sure he's in a better place now, no pain and no suffering

Of course, he's in a better place - he's off DL!

by Anonymousreply 189September 2, 2021 3:58 AM

r102, I didn't know he had died, that's awful.

by Anonymousreply 190September 2, 2021 3:59 AM

I'm jealous.

by Anonymousreply 191September 2, 2021 4:05 AM

OMG wake up bitchy DL queen we love you!

by Anonymousreply 192September 2, 2021 4:09 AM

We could avoid funeral costs for Longtime DLer if just sent him to Darfur Orphan.

by Anonymousreply 193September 2, 2021 4:09 AM

Was he a fat whore?

by Anonymousreply 194September 2, 2021 4:09 AM

She had a witty retort but she couldn't live forever.

by Anonymousreply 195September 2, 2021 4:10 AM

Was he molested?

by Anonymousreply 196September 2, 2021 4:15 AM

This has worked out quite well for him.

by Anonymousreply 197September 2, 2021 4:16 AM

This thread has reminded me why I love DataLounge and keep sticking around. My condolences, OP. As others have said, I think your friend would really love this thread. You're a good egg.

by Anonymousreply 198September 2, 2021 4:18 AM

OP, you seem pretty cool yourself. It was nice of you to start this thread for your friend, plus you seem to have a good sense of humor about the comments on this thread. Kudos.

by Anonymousreply 199September 2, 2021 4:20 AM

...Sooner or later, we all go Once Around the Garden... You're a good friend OP.

by Anonymousreply 200September 2, 2021 5:35 AM

Do you think G-d is on DL?

by Anonymousreply 201September 2, 2021 6:26 AM

Do I think God is one of us? Just a whore like one of us?

No.

by Anonymousreply 202September 2, 2021 7:13 AM

God called for another bitch. OP’s friend answered.

by Anonymousreply 203September 2, 2021 7:22 AM

OP, I am dialing a phone with a pencil in his honor. My condolences and thank you for sharing this with us.

by Anonymousreply 204September 2, 2021 7:30 AM

[quote]So, Judy”Pills”Garland finally went toes-up? Baked Chicken for everyone.

With a side of Cream of WHEAT.

Sorry about your friend OP.

by Anonymousreply 205September 2, 2021 7:43 AM

[quote]Longtime DLer is dead to me

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by Anonymousreply 206September 2, 2021 8:32 AM

To keep his memory alive, I shall charge his card for ten more years of membership.

by Anonymousreply 207September 2, 2021 8:36 AM

In honor of Longtime DLer I shall schedule a colonoscopy.

by Anonymousreply 208September 2, 2021 8:40 AM

Too bad this didnt happen in 2015 so Defacto could bump the thread.

by Anonymousreply 209September 2, 2021 8:44 AM

OP should really link a post or a comment. I mean, if he's deceased and was anonymous anyway, it's not like anyone can do anything. In any case, it would be nice to have a DL wake thread. Can you imagine the comments?

by Anonymousreply 210September 2, 2021 9:41 AM

He's dead but looks 31.

OP, I'm sorry you have lost your friend and we've lost him, too.

by Anonymousreply 211September 2, 2021 9:51 AM

[quote]Can you post the funeral reception menu ?

How much do you want to bet the food is catered from the Olive Garden?

by Anonymousreply 212September 2, 2021 10:13 AM

The reception will feature a baked potato bar.

by Anonymousreply 213September 2, 2021 10:25 AM

R213 - is desert an organic, vegan, and GMO-free avocado vegan chocolate nut loaf prepared by our Whole Foods attired resident lesbian sisters?

by Anonymousreply 214September 2, 2021 10:31 AM

Desert will be cans of frosting. Please respect our sacred Datalounge traditions. I am telling you now so I don't have to tell you then.

by Anonymousreply 215September 2, 2021 10:36 AM

[quote]is desert an organic, vegan, and GMO-free avocado vegan chocolate nut loaf prepared by our Whole Foods attired resident lesbian sisters?

[quote]Desert will be cans of frosting.

Oh, Dear! Oh, DEAR!

by Anonymousreply 216September 2, 2021 10:49 AM

OP,

Be a good friend and remove all of his pron before his family goes through his things! You don’t want his hot nephew finding those DVDs!

by Anonymousreply 217September 2, 2021 10:51 AM

[quote]Longtime DLer is dead to me

I can’t breath!

by Anonymousreply 218September 2, 2021 10:52 AM

As a fat womon, would I be useful on pallbearer detail?

by Anonymousreply 219September 2, 2021 10:58 AM

Does this casket make my ass look big?

by Anonymousreply 220September 2, 2021 11:06 AM

Did I hear correctly that in lieu of flowers, we're able to enjoy "Autumn Harvest" though we only paid for "Once Around the Garden?"

by Anonymousreply 221September 2, 2021 11:09 AM

Eve was weak! And so was OP's whorish friend!

by Anonymousreply 222September 2, 2021 11:11 AM

R218 Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 223September 2, 2021 11:23 AM

R206 That feels so....rushed

In honor of OP's friend......

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by Anonymousreply 224September 2, 2021 11:25 AM

Aww, sorry for you loss. We will all be there some day.

On another note, my other half will NEVER come on here to announce my early demise. If he read half the bitchy, mean, cunty shit I have spewed he would probably have divorced me. And were not even married.

by Anonymousreply 225September 2, 2021 11:28 AM

His collapse is complete.

He will NEVER be President!

by Anonymousreply 226September 2, 2021 11:28 AM

What do I think of OP's friend dying? Great gowns. Beautiful gowns.

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by Anonymousreply 227September 2, 2021 11:32 AM

Smooooches, Doll

by Anonymousreply 228September 2, 2021 11:40 AM

Caftans.

Earrings.

Condolences.

by Anonymousreply 229September 2, 2021 11:40 AM

My condolences, OP. I hope your friend had a pain-free transition.

Everyone deserves that. Well.....almost everyone.

by Anonymousreply 230September 2, 2021 11:41 AM

R216 - bitch you will be the one DL-er "Oh, Dear"-ing from the great beyond. Also, "Oh, DEAR!" that nifty new word I invented besides my Oscar Wilde level wit regarding our beloved sisters of Sappho.

by Anonymousreply 231September 2, 2021 11:49 AM

In his rememory, today I not charge extra for anal.

Be best in peace, brave homosexual.

by Anonymousreply 232September 2, 2021 11:51 AM

I knew an OP. He had a friend.

And then he DIED.

by Anonymousreply 233September 2, 2021 11:51 AM

I condole you, OP.

Unless it was Erna, that shit eating Nazi.

by Anonymousreply 234September 2, 2021 11:53 AM

Are you practicing your casket dance, OP?

by Anonymousreply 235September 2, 2021 11:59 AM

Your friend is twirling his vagina cape in Heaven.

by Anonymousreply 236September 2, 2021 11:59 AM

The fat old troll will be missed.

by Anonymousreply 237September 2, 2021 12:04 PM

Verificatia?

by Anonymousreply 238September 2, 2021 12:10 PM

So young!

by Anonymousreply 239September 2, 2021 12:11 PM

"Longtime DLer was one of the most talented singers ever. He also had a lot of pain and struggle throughout his life. Despite that, he had a good heart, which is hard to encounter in Hollywood. At a time when gay people were oppressed beyond belief, they identified with his struggles and he theirs."

If you really believed that, Oldest and Closest Friend, you would change your insulting screen name, which only contributes to the image of Longtime DLer as a pill-popping no-talent better off forgotten, not an artist on the level of Sinatra or Picasso or Callas.

YOU and YOUR NAME are part of the problem, Oldest and Closest Friend.

by Anonymousreply 240September 2, 2021 12:14 PM

Can I have his food?

by Anonymousreply 241September 2, 2021 12:15 PM

Did he like blue?

by Anonymousreply 242September 2, 2021 12:18 PM

Did he like the shapes that aren't circles?

by Anonymousreply 243September 2, 2021 12:20 PM

Can I have any Apple products he had (assuming he had any)?

by Anonymousreply 244September 2, 2021 12:22 PM

He's been to paradise....but has he ever been to me?

by Anonymousreply 245September 2, 2021 12:32 PM

Rest in peace.....you FAT WHORE!

by Anonymousreply 246September 2, 2021 12:32 PM

Was he a smoker?

I'm all for blaming the victim.

by Anonymousreply 247September 2, 2021 12:33 PM

What kind of bottom was he? Bossy, power, insatiable, pillow-biter?...spill.

by Anonymousreply 248September 2, 2021 12:35 PM

His death was STUNNING AND BRAVE

But there are easier ways to die

by Anonymousreply 249September 2, 2021 12:37 PM

R241 Food would only confuse you.

by Anonymousreply 250September 2, 2021 12:39 PM

I'm going to spend today walking around collecting for OP's friend, getting a card signed and, well, not getting a damn bit of work done.

You won't mind picking up my slack, right?

by Anonymousreply 251September 2, 2021 12:40 PM

Can someone give me a ride to his funeral?

by Anonymousreply 252September 2, 2021 12:44 PM

Squirrels. Death.

by Anonymousreply 253September 2, 2021 12:47 PM

Is he still dead?

by Anonymousreply 254September 2, 2021 12:48 PM

[quote]Longtime DLer

Stop dead-naming her!!

by Anonymousreply 255September 2, 2021 12:50 PM

Sandra Lee promises to make her world-famous Kwanzaa Cake (even though Kwanzaa is months away)

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by Anonymousreply 256September 2, 2021 1:01 PM

Cak? Did someone say "cak"?

by Anonymousreply 257September 2, 2021 2:32 PM

Precious R223, go sit at the kid’s table, the adults are commiserating.

by Anonymousreply 258September 2, 2021 3:32 PM

Would it have KILLED you to do a search?

by Anonymousreply 259September 2, 2021 4:06 PM

That’s a shame. ™

by Anonymousreply 260September 2, 2021 4:10 PM

BLESS

by Anonymousreply 261September 2, 2021 4:12 PM

So he was a man who went up in the man?

by Anonymousreply 262September 2, 2021 4:21 PM

OP, sorry for your and our loss. May all of us be r1 to your friend.

by Anonymousreply 263September 2, 2021 4:32 PM

Did he die in a grease fire, OP?

by Anonymousreply 264September 2, 2021 4:50 PM

In honor of DL's friend, I salute him as follows:

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by Anonymousreply 265September 2, 2021 6:46 PM

I think we should have a buffet, in honour of the dead fat whore.

by Anonymousreply 266September 2, 2021 7:04 PM

R266 can bring the cax, gravy and turkey meatballs.

by Anonymousreply 267September 2, 2021 7:32 PM

Shouldn't that be cak & graxy, R267?

by Anonymousreply 268September 2, 2021 7:44 PM

R268 Yes, fank you Lens....DL standards must be upheld, even at a time such as this.

by Anonymousreply 269September 2, 2021 7:53 PM

Dead? Ha, ha, ha! I'll say!!!

by Anonymousreply 270September 2, 2021 8:03 PM

Dead Longtime DLer has gone home to JUDY!

by Anonymousreply 271September 2, 2021 8:18 PM

Are we SURE he's dead?

by Anonymousreply 272September 2, 2021 9:17 PM

Some people will do anything to avoid being subjected to the Sex and the City reboot.

by Anonymousreply 273September 2, 2021 9:17 PM

OP is worse than Hitler.

by Anonymousreply 274September 2, 2021 10:07 PM

Don’t fret OP.

Your pal will soon make a return as JFK Jr.

by Anonymousreply 275September 2, 2021 10:15 PM

Did the Covet get him? 🥂

Oh well, bye my book! 🇱🇷💋🦊 Bye My Book “My True Hidden Hollywood Story” It’s on Barns and Noble’s Nook and Amazon ❤️😅

by Anonymousreply 276September 2, 2021 10:34 PM

[quote]Can you post the funeral reception menu ?

FFS, Chrissy, for the last time, it's a REPAST, not a reception.

You dishonor our dead gay son!

by Anonymousreply 277September 2, 2021 11:42 PM

For our fallen DL sister.

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by Anonymousreply 278September 2, 2021 11:45 PM

Was he useful on garbage duty?

RIP, kind sir.

by Anonymousreply 279September 3, 2021 12:07 AM

A twirl of the vag in his honor.

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by Anonymousreply 280September 3, 2021 12:09 AM

MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY!

MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY!

MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY!

MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY!

by Anonymousreply 281September 3, 2021 12:10 AM

R281, you made me chuckle!

by Anonymousreply 282September 3, 2021 12:12 AM

Mein fuhrer!

Oh wait that that was a COVID anitvaxxer.

RIP longtime DLer.

by Anonymousreply 283September 3, 2021 1:25 AM

Picking my nose in tribute to the newly dead.

by Anonymousreply 284September 3, 2021 2:22 AM

I’m so sorry OP. Was he a colored gentleman?

by Anonymousreply 285September 3, 2021 2:26 AM

[quote]The reception will feature a baked potato bar.

If so, I hope there will be a margarine fountain.

by Anonymousreply 286September 3, 2021 2:52 AM

[quote] Why did Longtime DLer's life go down the shitter?

Maybe it was looking for his dick.

by Anonymousreply 287September 3, 2021 3:05 AM

Call me a skeptic, but I read through a few and scanned almost all of the comments; and I haven't seen any examples of what "L DLer" wrote or who he was. You'd think that, in all the years he was here, he'd have made some memorably witty or snarky remark that Op could recall for us.

So, RIP, Longtime DLer. We hardly knew ye (maybe not at all).

by Anonymousreply 288September 3, 2021 5:09 AM

^suck it

by Anonymousreply 289September 3, 2021 5:49 AM

OP's friend? I don't know her.

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by Anonymousreply 290September 3, 2021 11:14 AM

Did they rinse the pasta at the wake?

by Anonymousreply 291September 3, 2021 11:25 AM

This made me truly sad. I don’t know any of you, but I love all of you hateful bitches. So very sorry for your loss, OP, and for the loss to the DL community.

by Anonymousreply 292September 3, 2021 11:41 AM

Big as a house!

by Anonymousreply 293September 3, 2021 12:43 PM

Was she a great big fat person?

by Anonymousreply 294September 3, 2021 12:44 PM

So he’s no longer

MAN ON THE LAND!!?

by Anonymousreply 295September 3, 2021 12:49 PM

I'm sorry he couldn't stay but....I'm not running a bed and breakfast here!

by Anonymousreply 296September 3, 2021 1:03 PM

[Quote]This made me truly sad. I don’t know any of you, but I love all of you

Even r288 who just got FF'd?

by Anonymousreply 297September 3, 2021 1:50 PM

I am beginning to wonder.....if OP's friend is OP.......

by Anonymousreply 298September 3, 2021 2:14 PM

OP here...

[quote]Even [R288] who just got FF'd?

I'll answer this - in this instance, I'd say yes.

Unlike the clearly trolling political posts, r288 is the cold water splash that makes DL what it is, even when we're trying to be heartfelt.

by Anonymousreply 299September 3, 2021 2:55 PM

LITERAL VIOLENCE!

by Anonymousreply 300September 3, 2021 3:25 PM

OP, did your late friend also know his way around the hole AND the pole?

WELL?

by Anonymousreply 301September 3, 2021 3:48 PM

Did he like a stinky pinky?

by Anonymousreply 302September 3, 2021 3:52 PM

Where will we scatter his ashes?

Fire Island?

Barbra's mall?

by Anonymousreply 303September 3, 2021 4:41 PM

I knew a girl who was a longtime DLer. But then she died.

by Anonymousreply 304September 3, 2021 4:44 PM

Marie's Crisis, R303.

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by Anonymousreply 305September 3, 2021 4:46 PM

r305 meet r233

by Anonymousreply 306September 3, 2021 4:47 PM

(sorry that should be R304 meet R233)

by Anonymousreply 307September 3, 2021 4:47 PM

Is this where his funeral will be held?

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by Anonymousreply 308September 3, 2021 4:49 PM

I pray he wasn’t The Yellow Skin Troll. I don’t know what I’d do if we lost him.

by Anonymousreply 309September 3, 2021 5:06 PM

Has anyone heard from the Gap Playlist Troll lately?

by Anonymousreply 310September 3, 2021 5:09 PM

Are you sure it wasn't fake news?

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by Anonymousreply 311September 3, 2021 5:11 PM

Someone is going to have to cancel his subscription to the African Baby Catalogue. 😥

by Anonymousreply 312September 3, 2021 6:13 PM

Muriel, where are you in this tragic time of DL? How rude!

by Anonymousreply 313September 3, 2021 6:16 PM

Did he feed turkey meatballs to his tricks?

by Anonymousreply 314September 3, 2021 6:20 PM

Hope he wasn't our man in Studio City who fucked Jani Lane.

by Anonymousreply 315September 3, 2021 7:10 PM

Was he a M, J or G man?

by Anonymousreply 316September 3, 2021 7:18 PM

Shilly McFraucunt!

by Anonymousreply 317September 3, 2021 8:22 PM

[OP], see [Literally ever other "Dead to me" thread].

by Anonymousreply 318September 3, 2021 8:58 PM

PLEASE let OP's friend be Janbot.

by Anonymousreply 319September 4, 2021 11:22 AM

OP I am sorry for your/our loss.

I can only hope it was one of the grammar trolls!

by Anonymousreply 320September 4, 2021 11:52 AM

OP, may I have your dead friend's Madame Alexander collection?

by Anonymousreply 321September 4, 2021 1:11 PM

Dibs on his Fiestaware

and his porn collection

by Anonymousreply 322September 4, 2021 1:14 PM

Just smoke copious amouts of pot, OP!

by Anonymousreply 323September 4, 2021 2:29 PM

I signed the condolences book as "Anonymous". He'll know who it is.

by Anonymousreply 324September 4, 2021 2:46 PM

I remember seeing the nacreaous layer of permacum at his house...

by Anonymousreply 325September 4, 2021 7:40 PM

Was he VOTN? ---mpy?

by Anonymousreply 326September 5, 2021 4:32 AM
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