How did Matt Damon get such a big butt and wide hips given his ethnic background?

Even after everything Matt Damion has said about gays, we still like this guy?

Just because we no longer “like” him doesn’t mean we won’t discuss. We discuss many people we don’t like and many we despise.

I’ve never noticed him having any kind of an attractive butt.

Also, how did he get such a bigoted brain?

Dumpy, stumpy kind. Think of a fat, cold weather fisherman with a broad peasant face. Now make him do crunches.

bc he's a giant ass?

Damon is not Irish ?

The only possible explanation is that he had a Brazilian butt lift.

No, R7. Common misconception because he’s from Boston.

However he got it, that's gotta be some sweet stuff.

So is he one of those rare Norwegian Catholics?

Why it’s the “Matt Damon has womanly butt” troll!

Missed ya, Crazy!

Is it “Matt Damion” or “Matt Demion”?

Matt Damon does not have a womanly butt. Besides - Genitals have no gender. Most anal sex takes place between straights and a lot of gay male sex involves a vagina.💋

Northwestern Europe used to basically be one land mass, so there's no real distinction between Scandinavian and the rest.

[quote] Besides - Genitals have no gender.

Ass is a genital? Master of the genital?

ASS is gay genital. Who doesn't know?

[quote] ASS is gay genital.

You can have babies of the ass?

Gay ASS spend whole life trying to get pregnant.

We all know that his original name was Matt Damont and he's the cousin of Dionne Warwick's aide de camp, Damont. Matt dropped the "t" to lose the ethnicity of it.

Don't believe those "here's the ancestry" crap.

I thought his full name was "Laundrymatt Damont", R20.

Anyhoo were his ancestors slave owners?

Maybe he formally identifies now as a Walmart shopper??

[quote] Maybe he formally identifies now as a Walmart shopper??

His character in Stillwater probably shopped at Walmart.

Jared Kushner has Damon beat.

[quote] Jared Kushner has Damon beat.

In what respect?

Actually now you say his mother is Scandinavian I can see it, totally.

Most people from that area are thickly built, OP.

Some gay basically lives for Matt’s “womanly ass.”

Hundreds of threads over the years.

[quote] Some gay basically lives for Matt’s “womanly ass.”

Why is that?

Why is Matt Damon such a DL fave despite his many ignorant comments over the years?

How are his body/ass different from typical?

He’s fat.

r25 In the womanly hips department.

IDK why anyone would go on about his butt. I just watched Ripley the other night, and his ass is flat af. He has an average white boy ass. There are plenty more actual juicy booties out there if you'd pull your head out of yours.

In Ripley he was still young and thin. It was filmed not too long after he had lost so much weight Courage Under Fire which seriously impacted his health. By the time he made Behind the Candelabra they had to digitally reduce the size of his ass and hips.

The ass is the second last thing to go. Soon he'll have baggy kneecaps and hairless calves.

[quote] Soon he'll have baggy kneecaps and hairless calves.

He's rather hairless as is. I wouldn't be surprised if they're hairless now.

Why are we even giving Matt "It's 2021, and I just stopped using the f-slur!" Demon... er, Damon air time?

[Quote] Also, how did he get such a bigoted brain?

Because he's from Boston.

Matt's ass doesn't deserve a pass.

You’d have to ask the “Damon’s womanly ass” troll, r29.

If hollywoods next movie is about a wooden indian, he's their man.

His ancestry on the English and Scottish side survived by riding larger horses with very large saddles.

R35 Courage Under Fire was filmed from October 16, 1995 to January 31, 1996. He wasn't still skinny from that, 3 years later, when Ripley was filmed. In fact, I just read that he specifically lost 30 pounds for his role in Ripley, which would explain his slenderness. I still say his ass is nothing to write home about. I see 30 better looking asses at the gym everyday. NON-peak hours.

You've never been to the gym in your life R44. And your knowledge of ASS is a beginners. Even though you are over 70. Sad, all round.

Maybe his mom worked in a dry cleaners during pregnancy.

[quote] Even after everything Matt Damion has said about gays, we still like this guy?

What did he say about the gays?

R45 lolol ok, hun. Just do your research next time. It takes maybe 60 seconds of your time, and a few clicks.

Ahh... americans and their dumb 'racial' stereotypes once again!!

" Is it “Matt Damion” or “Matt

Are you sure it's not MATT DEMON?

At least he doesn't say "faggot" anymore.

Sometimes English & Irish lads can have a naturally big ‘arris. It happens.

[quote] Are you sure it's not MATT DEMON

Matt Damon? Matt DEMON!

R49, your homogeneity leads to such myopia, you can't even see it.

Must be a liberal conspiracy involving Jewish lasers.

R55. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😆😆

Menopause is a bitch

R11, I actually know a Norwegian Catholic from Brooklyn. He's in his 70s but they did or do exist.

Apparently there was a tiny neighborhood of them at one point.

Where was the neighborhood, R58?

I couldn’t find a recent relevant thread via search so apologies for getting off topic.

He’s got a waxy look to him in these photos, like Mark McGrath.

R60, great observation.

Pics from the GQ photo shoot at R60.