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The NEW and IMPROVED Commercials You're Hating: Coronavirus Lockdown Edition

Continued from the previous, now closed, thread.

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by Anonymousreply 600April 7, 2022 12:34 AM

Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. Is she that desperate for cash?

by Anonymousreply 1August 4, 2021 5:27 PM

Speaking of Jlo r1, I play several games on my phone, and I'm constantly seeing Jlo in ads for Coin Master. In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO.

by Anonymousreply 2August 4, 2021 6:04 PM

I hate the Progressive ad where Flo ruins the close encounter between nerdy girl and hot guy in the laundromat. In fact, I'm starting to detest Flo.

by Anonymousreply 3August 5, 2021 4:40 PM

Doug from Liberty Mutual needs to burn in a pile of flaming ostrich feathers. Never liked Progressive- Flow, and although he’s an enjoyable and excellent award winning actor, J K Simmons, needs to cut the crap with those State Farm commercials.

by Anonymousreply 4August 5, 2021 4:51 PM

The Alexa commercial with the guy who's ironing and watching his favorite show. Either stop ironing, you twat waffle, or iron when you aren't watching the show. Alexa should refuse to keep rewinding the damn show.

by Anonymousreply 5August 5, 2021 6:06 PM

If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial I’m a scream.. It’s a fucking coat factory.. That’s it

They run that ad incessantly followed by the Holocaust survivor’s commercial that takes all of 15 mins.

I just want to go over there and we all end it together by drinking some Guyana punch so we could be put out of our misery already. So annoying and depressing.

by Anonymousreply 6August 5, 2021 8:15 PM

Now JJ from Good Times is on the Medicare Ad bandwagon. He looks ridiculous yelling at the screen “IT’S FREE…. Ugh.. And then he got pic frames in the background with the slogan “Dynomite” in the background. No shame at all.

by Anonymousreply 7August 5, 2021 9:21 PM

R6 - 😂


by Anonymousreply 8August 5, 2021 9:26 PM

You tend to lose your sense of shame when you're broke.

by Anonymousreply 9August 6, 2021 4:20 PM

That Gold Bond commercial with the pervy old black dude and the young guys with moist balls.

Moist, I tell you!

by Anonymousreply 10August 8, 2021 11:29 PM

R9 true

by Anonymousreply 11August 9, 2021 6:43 AM

The Hanes commercial with the guy hawking "ball-ance." At first, I thought it was Steve Zahn but it's not.

by Anonymousreply 12August 9, 2021 5:30 PM

The Shaquille O'Neal ad for whatever the hell he's hawking this week, where he walks into an establishment "disguised" in a bad grey Beatles wig and mustache. My God, doesn't this man have enough money? What low-end crap *won't* he shill for?

by Anonymousreply 13August 9, 2021 5:52 PM

Caesars Sportsbook with that guy yelling “you are, I am, we are.”

by Anonymousreply 14August 10, 2021 12:59 PM

Definitely, R14!! The first time I saw it, I thought that guy was J. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. Nope. It appears to be a serious commercial.

by Anonymousreply 15August 10, 2021 1:05 PM

I've never posted on one of these threads, but this Grocery Outlet ad has driven me past every last one of my limits. It follows me around Youtube and it will not stop. "Do you have cheese?" WHO THE FUCK WALKS INTO A GROCERY STORE AND ASKS IF THEY CARRY CHEESE?!!!

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by Anonymousreply 16August 10, 2021 1:16 PM

Another idiotic Liberty Mutual spot with the lookalike dog and master. Who the fuck is coming up with this shit?

by Anonymousreply 17August 10, 2021 5:04 PM

The NYC Covid vaccine with the hyper, coked-out Jamaican woman. I have to mute the tv. She's so fucking annoying.

by Anonymousreply 18August 11, 2021 4:13 PM

Neutrogena: “for people with skin!”

by Anonymousreply 19August 26, 2021 6:42 AM

I hate the women pooping commercials. They picked homely women so, yeah, I CAN picture all those Karens pooing! Use supermodels or very attractive women instead! THAT would be nervy but, no, pick people who look like women in my family who I can literally hear taking a shit down the hallway when I visit, you fucking advertising assholes.

by Anonymousreply 20August 26, 2021 6:51 AM

All those Comedy Central commercials for that Charlamagne Tha God arrogant, instigator creep including the female voice over whom I have no idea what language she’s even speaking. Can’t make out a damn word she’s saying. Been saying this since the end of the Chappell Show. Just stick to South Park Comedy Central. Even Jon Stewart these days, all he does is scold people in Congress or Wall Street. Turned so bitter and mean. Original Comedy Central programming is the pits. They hide behind the fact they can say “fuck” and “shit” more liberally and expect that to get them over. Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who I’m convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network.

by Anonymousreply 21August 26, 2021 6:53 AM

That new Samsung washer and dryer commercial with a song that’s clearly ripping off the beginning riff from the Rolling Stones’ Miss You.

by Anonymousreply 22August 26, 2021 7:08 AM

Samsung can't even make quality televisions, you think I'd trust them with a washer/dryer? Your clothes would probably be subject to ransomware.

by Anonymousreply 23August 26, 2021 3:06 PM

That Keeps commercial with the guy who looks like Byron Allen with a gheri curl or probably just 80s Byron Allen.

by Anonymousreply 24August 28, 2021 10:29 AM


by Anonymousreply 25August 28, 2021 12:55 PM

Next time you see that ad R3, take a close look at the nerdy girl. She has Flo’s face. I think the actor playing her the Flo actor’s real daughter.

by Anonymousreply 26August 28, 2021 1:13 PM

That lip biting dyke in the "Parker Promo" State Farm commercial.

by Anonymousreply 27August 28, 2021 1:16 PM

R27. I’d like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty.

by Anonymousreply 28August 28, 2021 2:27 PM

The insipid anti-Phil Murphy spots by the NJ GOP are laughable.

by Anonymousreply 29August 28, 2021 5:18 PM

But the Maya Discount truly knows how to handle Jake's meat...

by Anonymousreply 30August 28, 2021 7:02 PM

The insurance ad with the 3 kids playing jump rope. It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching.

by Anonymousreply 31August 28, 2021 7:16 PM

Also, I agree with the poster above about Shaquille. He shills so much stuff...why?

by Anonymousreply 32August 28, 2021 7:18 PM

He must have zero T-cells left. Only time?

But good for him. I hope he squeezes every nickle out of anyone who hires him.

by Anonymousreply 33August 28, 2021 7:25 PM

The Burger King commercial with the guy whispering ASMR style about buy one get a second for a dollar. STOP WHISPERING ON COMMERCIALS!

by Anonymousreply 34August 28, 2021 7:27 PM

You’re thinking of Magic Johnson, r33. Shaquille ‘s immunity system is not compromised.

by Anonymousreply 35August 29, 2021 8:03 AM

Any commercial that uses “I’ll Take You There,” “Walking On Sunshine,” or the Carmen Overture. Enough! Have you no shame, let alone creativity?

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by Anonymousreply 36August 29, 2021 8:18 AM

I could totally see Weird Al turning lemons into lemonade with that wet teddy bears commercial. “Wet Ass Plushy”

by Anonymousreply 37August 29, 2021 11:56 AM

In that IBS commercial with the lady chef with the huge spoon saying “go gluten free!” First of all she doesn’t look like she practices what she preaches looking dead on like a hybrid Melissa McCarthy and Kelly Clarkson.

by Anonymousreply 38August 29, 2021 12:01 PM

[quote] I thought that guy was J. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke

It is Smoove.

by Anonymousreply 39August 29, 2021 12:10 PM

The way she says Neutra-gena makes my skin crawl. AND the new tag line “for people with skin” is stupid!

by Anonymousreply 40August 29, 2021 12:33 PM

All the Caesars commercials with Smoove and Patton Oswald SUCK ASS.

by Anonymousreply 41August 29, 2021 5:04 PM

The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. He checks, nods dramatically, and then helps himself to all of the asparagus. Later in the commercial, he coyly dangles a bite of dessert in front of his wife, then eats it himself with this dumbass grin on his fat face. I wish he would choke on that bite of dessert, the smug asshole.

by Anonymousreply 42August 29, 2021 8:16 PM

I want Doug of Limu Emu and Doug fame inside of me, quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 43August 29, 2021 8:17 PM

That ugly, red-headed, skinny thing in the recent Walgreens commercial.

by Anonymousreply 44August 29, 2021 10:29 PM

The Greenies dog food commercial with the Tom Hanks in Castaway type guy and his dog on the island who takes a stick from the guy spelling out “HELP.” What the hell does HELO mean? That’s not a word so that the guy in the helicopter thought it was HELLO makes him look like the illiterate buffoon.

by Anonymousreply 45August 30, 2021 9:36 AM

The Jimmy Walker Medicare hotline commercials are so annoying that I flip or instantly mute em

by Anonymousreply 46August 30, 2021 8:17 PM

Any commercial where a 40something guy looks at the camera and says...

And she'll like it too {wink}.

What she wants? Is for you to learn how to eat her pussy to climax, you limp dick.

by Anonymousreply 47August 31, 2021 12:23 AM

And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter.

by Anonymousreply 48August 31, 2021 5:01 AM

Mr. Johnson, your daughter is a very good kisser, but she doesn't know how to wash her pussy.

Now THAT'S uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 49August 31, 2021 4:42 PM

Dear Flo,

You've never been in my fucking daydream.

by Anonymousreply 50September 1, 2021 3:55 PM

Applebee's stupid fucking commercial with a bunch of trashy, flyover/southern shits posting their stupid dancing videos. And that fucking song.

by Anonymousreply 51September 1, 2021 4:11 PM

Oh, please. Those shitkickers are the type who eat at Applebee's.

by Anonymousreply 52September 1, 2021 4:13 PM

[51] You beat me to it. I HATE that Applebee's commercial, both the song and the people dancing. Always fast forward or change the channel.

On channels with reruns of old TV shows you get tedious commercials with elderly celebrities hawking Medicare stuff. Those just make me sad. Is this the only way you can make money, Jimmy J. Walker and Joe Namath???

by Anonymousreply 53September 1, 2021 6:53 PM

R53 what about those oldies trying to sell walk-in bathtubs? The commercials are offensive where a white woman brags to black friend how she loves the bubble maker.

by Anonymousreply 54September 1, 2021 7:24 PM

When we were kids we had a different kind of bubble maker in the tub.

by Anonymousreply 55September 1, 2021 7:53 PM

Lol r55 actually it’s called a bubble massage or some shit like that.

by Anonymousreply 56September 1, 2021 8:08 PM

I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet.

by Anonymousreply 57September 1, 2021 11:45 PM

...and my name is Szaz. What a whiny old fuck she is. Szaz, not nasal enough. .

by Anonymousreply 58September 4, 2021 1:26 AM

R57 is a simpleton

by Anonymousreply 59September 4, 2021 1:30 AM

R59 Yes, I am. I also like the dancing in the Old Navy commercial.

Back to topic: I can't stand the Jimmy Walker Medicare commercial. He looks old and sad just like Joe Namath.

by Anonymousreply 60September 4, 2021 1:34 AM

That Joie de Hooha add with the stupid bitch wagging her fat, yeast-free cunt around in a yoga class.

by Anonymousreply 61September 4, 2021 2:11 AM

The daisy sour cream commercial where the hot husband has been out gay cruising all night and picks up some sour cream on his way home. The best part is when the frau preggo wife waddles in and swears they had run out and he being a complete sociopath simply says we did. She clearly realizes the truth at that instant. Afterwards they sit at the table and you just know wife and kid are found stuffed in a trunk a week later.

by Anonymousreply 62September 4, 2021 2:24 AM

That Kate McKinnon commercial. God, she’s fucking annoying.

by Anonymousreply 63September 4, 2021 2:27 AM

I heard Charles Barkley say he wouldn't be surprised if Shaq started doing ads for tampons!

by Anonymousreply 64September 4, 2021 2:35 AM

[quote] I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet.

Die in a grease fire!

by Anonymousreply 65September 4, 2021 2:42 AM

[quote] Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews.

They're not as bad as the Goli ad with the office worker who says "No thank you!" when he's offered cake and then claps his hands because he's just so damn proud of himself.

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by Anonymousreply 66September 4, 2021 2:50 AM

YES, R58!

I deeply HATE those Prevagen spots. The company got in trouble during the 2nd Obama administration for making claims they could not back up. So instead of a standard voice-over ad telling us all the miraculous miracles one will find in each bottle, now we have random "actual Prevagen users" going on and on about the miraculous miracles they've found in each bottle.*

[italic]*Your results may vary. You may show minimal to no improvement in your oldfolks condition. Especially if you're not middle to upper middle class with a gorgeous house with wraparound porch[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 67September 4, 2021 1:28 PM

The Manscape.com commercial with the hunky Army guy dropping his pants in the desert for a woman! Do they think we're all stupid?

by Anonymousreply 68September 4, 2021 3:20 PM

I don't have cable anymore, but I went to visit family a month ago and they had cable so I saw lots of commercials. However it seemed like 90% of them were for prescription meds. But Big Pharma isn't really a thing , ok lol.

by Anonymousreply 69September 4, 2021 3:23 PM

Yes, R69, ALL the prescription drug commercials! Especially when they adapt/reuse some old hit song. Glad the law requires them to list all the adverse reactions you can have. Kind of negates all the miracle drug happy talk.

by Anonymousreply 70September 4, 2021 4:03 PM

What's funny is the prescription ads show the most mundane stuff and try to make it look sublime. Like people walking around in a park or eating at a table or going to the grocery store and the sun is blinding and everyone is super happy and moving in slow motion. They are selling basic fucking existence.

by Anonymousreply 71September 4, 2021 4:09 PM

[quote]That Kate McKinnon commercial. God, she’s fucking annoying.

R63 so many to choose from: She's annoying in the phone commercial and SUPER annoying in the chip commercials with Dan Levy. They are the perfect annoying couple.

by Anonymousreply 72September 4, 2021 4:24 PM

I love Kate doing the Lezbo Klomp in the red stilettos.


by Anonymousreply 73September 4, 2021 4:46 PM

I like Mike Shara in the AAA spoof of the Allstate mayhem ads.

by Anonymousreply 74September 4, 2021 10:23 PM

The Walgreens commercial with the UGLY red headed girl.

by Anonymousreply 75September 4, 2021 11:08 PM

R66-I see that Goli spot and I just want to slap the shit out of that queen slapping his hands together

by Anonymousreply 76September 5, 2021 12:47 AM

That Zillow lady and all her personas chanting "me, me, me, me, me, me, me!" haunts my dreams. I have never been so annoyed by a commercial - and that's saying a lot.

by Anonymousreply 77September 5, 2021 1:12 AM

The south-Asian chic wearing the green jumpsuit in the Rakuten commercial needs her face punched.

by Anonymousreply 78September 5, 2021 3:32 AM

Shingles can be WHAAAAAAT??!!!

by Anonymousreply 79September 5, 2021 3:42 AM

100% on board with the Prevagen haters. Hate their names, hate their occupations, hate their lifestyles, but mostly hate how they all talk alike -- male, female, black, white -- it's the same flat affect I suppose is intended to make us think of them as serious spokespeople; just makes me think of them as creepy pod people.

by Anonymousreply 80September 5, 2021 4:22 AM

R80, maybe that's what Prevagen does to those who take it -- turns them all into Stepford wife types.

by Anonymousreply 81September 5, 2021 1:04 PM

Nugenix. "...and SHE'LL like it, too"

by Anonymousreply 82September 5, 2021 8:15 PM

The Citi credit card commercials with David Rose....I mean, Dan Levy.

I hate them both.

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by Anonymousreply 83September 5, 2021 8:28 PM

r82, it makes we want to vomit.

by Anonymousreply 84September 5, 2021 10:56 PM

The new Dove Men commercial where the guy says “it’s comfortable and last long time!” Not a long time but just long time. And the guy was as white and well spoken with no accent at all 😝

by Anonymousreply 85September 7, 2021 9:19 AM

The FB commercial with the scrawny guy who says his girlfriend dumped him for a Pisces or whatever zodiac sign. His hair, his face, his voice, the "helpful people" who make suggestions. Can't stand it!

by Anonymousreply 86September 7, 2021 12:46 PM

Should've shared a link R62, cuz this shit is hilarious.

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by Anonymousreply 87September 7, 2021 5:05 PM

Damn. He’s doin more than a dollop of Daisy, I’ll tell ya that much.

by Anonymousreply 88September 7, 2021 5:08 PM

Most posts here are obscure or rarely seen commercials not the incessant ones that drive us to want to commit suicide. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 89September 7, 2021 9:01 PM

R89,you may be eligible to add $144 to your Social Security.

by Anonymousreply 90September 7, 2021 9:36 PM

R62 I don't get the joke.

by Anonymousreply 91September 7, 2021 10:08 PM

R91 that asshat made it up.

by Anonymousreply 92September 7, 2021 10:17 PM

r91, It's like the Voltarin commercial where the wife with the gay husband is so glad that he has his moves back, and you can tell that the bartender, who pops his cork for everyone he sees and throws a boner, is also glad. The second commercial with a different wife married to a gay man, who has also got his moves back due to Voltarin, must have a little gay nephew who is a junior cater waiter, who just goes limp when he sees gay uncle release his moves. Does Voltarin only work on skinny gay men married to women? Do they use it as a sexual lubricant? Does Voltarin bleach the minds of women married to skinny gay men?

by Anonymousreply 93September 7, 2021 10:57 PM

Grammarly commercials where people sit at computers with the camera spinning around them dramatically as slowly broadening smiles of joy creep across their faces. As if to say there is nothing more satisfying in life than copy editing. Also I think one of their taglines was something like "Now you never have to stop working!" Like oh yay!

by Anonymousreply 94September 7, 2021 10:59 PM

I don't know what to make of the Amazon commercials about how well they treat their employees. The current one features a Latino guy who'd always wanted to be a nurse and, after he nursed his mother and brother through their final illnesses, Amazon helped him go to school to become a Med Ass't and now he's studying to become a RN. If there's an Amazon scholarship program for employees, this is the first I've heard of it -- somehow, I doubt it, but the guy in the commercial seems like such a nice, sincere young man.

How does this work? Amazon asks employees to appear in TV commercials praising the boss and employees are free to decline without repercussions? Or employees are paid to appear (as anyone else would be) and some do it for the money, yet we're supposed to believe what they're being paid to say? I just think it's an odd ad campaign, especially coming from a company with such a bad reputation for labor relations -- isn't a certain portion of the audience bound to scoff? I guess Walmart started it and Amazon is just as bad.

by Anonymousreply 95September 7, 2021 11:13 PM

Has anyone else seen the commercial with Dr. James Kojian. STRANGE looking man.

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by Anonymousreply 96September 7, 2021 11:54 PM

R95, don't forget Starbucks. I've been seeing an ad with a young woman who works there and is then shown studying at one of their tables. One of the last shots is of her at graduation. On her cap is something like "Thanks Starbucks."

by Anonymousreply 97September 8, 2021 1:41 PM

The Snuggle teddy bear and the woman dancing....they look like they're having seizures. Plus, I can't understand what the bear is saying. He used to be adorable, now he's just meh.

by Anonymousreply 98September 8, 2021 1:52 PM

The blond guy with the dog on the Liberty Mutual commercials has BDF, but is annoying

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by Anonymousreply 99September 8, 2021 5:53 PM

Those commercials for the online betting where the bitch is always saying MAKE.IT.RAIN.

by Anonymousreply 100September 8, 2021 6:20 PM

R97, I haven't seen that one. As you describe it, Starbucks' contribution to her education may just have been allowing her to study at one of their tables between shifts without having to order anything. Maybe that's all Amazon did for the future RN -- let him leave work early to attend night school, as long as he made up the time by coming in an equivalent number of hours early each morning.

by Anonymousreply 101September 8, 2021 9:43 PM

The one where the woman tries to tell her family that she saved $20 on a hair dryer by using Honey. Her kids scream at her to get out of their room and her mom waves her away like an insect. She has to share her news with a random delivery guy because her family hates her.

by Anonymousreply 102September 8, 2021 9:58 PM

Is the delivery guy hot at least?

by Anonymousreply 103September 8, 2021 10:14 PM

The Geico gecko needs to be done. And the women pooping commercial is incredibly misogynistic. Where’s men pooping?

by Anonymousreply 104September 8, 2021 10:34 PM

I’m tired of the Geico motorcycle commercials featuring the “buttercup” song from the 60s. For Christ’s sake change to a different song to run into the ground! Fuck!

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by Anonymousreply 106September 9, 2021 1:25 PM

thanks for the laugh, r33

by Anonymousreply 107September 9, 2021 1:30 PM

Yeah the Amazon commercials where they brag about paying people something resembling a living wage. You just know Jeff Bezos expects the entire world to get on their knees and suck his dick for paying his warehouse workers more than minimum wage. Incredibly toxic corporate culture.

by Anonymousreply 108September 9, 2021 1:34 PM

R106, and please make TLC stop showing the ads for Dr. Pimple Popper!!

by Anonymousreply 109September 9, 2021 1:39 PM

The Moto-man - half man, half motorcycle. Tired of his creepy looks and body.

by Anonymousreply 110September 9, 2021 9:09 PM

Aha! The answer to my question about Amazon at R95 is at the link. They are starting a program to pay tuition and expenses for employees seeking Bachelor's degrees in any field. Credit where due, sounds like it should help some people.

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by Anonymousreply 111September 10, 2021 12:58 AM

The Biore blackhead ads are fucking disgusting. Who the fuck wants to see some cunt pull blackheads out of her nose?

by Anonymousreply 112September 10, 2021 4:19 PM

In the preview for that instigator Charlamagne Da God show, well all of them are absolutely atrocious but in the new one someone asks him about the mental health issues in the US. Right away he starts going into all these statistics for black people when the question never was once implied metal health for only black Americans. So again he’s alienated a huge percentage of possible viewers including other minorities. And second this is supposed to be on COMEDY CENTRAL. When it comes to original newer programming unless the guys from Primus are singing the theme song I find zero funny about that network but at least the other shows are attempting comedy. The only thing that would make this any less funny would be attaching Tyler Perry’s name to it.

by Anonymousreply 113September 11, 2021 8:04 AM


The nationwide commercial with that fat lady with bad bangs singing , makes my ears hurt.

The burger king commercial with the whispering idiot narrator does the same thing.

I also hate anything with the state-farm snowqueen Jake.

by Anonymousreply 114September 11, 2021 10:24 PM

I don’t know if preview commercials for upcoming shows count but the one on MTV called Teen Mom: Young And Pregnant. So does that mean your all crusty and used up if you have the audacity to actually wait to waddle down to get your high school diploma? How much younger to they want these little skanks to get?

by Anonymousreply 115September 15, 2021 5:02 AM

“Online dating…I wanted to get back into dating but didn’t know where to start?” Like it’s tennis or something.

by Anonymousreply 116September 15, 2021 5:43 AM

Any fucking commercial with Kevin Hart screaming. Which is pretty much all that he does.

by Anonymousreply 117September 15, 2021 5:47 AM

That fucking guy who won’t stop singing about his grilled cheese. Just shut the fuck up and eat it. I can’t dive for the mute button fast enough.

by Anonymousreply 118September 15, 2021 6:02 AM

[quote] your all crusty and used up

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 119September 15, 2021 11:50 AM

I’ve noticed Expedia had pulled out their Rashida Jones commercials. That’s unfortunate because I did actually like them.

by Anonymousreply 120September 15, 2021 11:58 AM

[quote]The Geico gecko needs to be done.

YES. The Geico gecko is neither cute nor funny and never has been, plus has the most annoying goddamn voice imaginable. WHY is he British? Fuck that gecko.

by Anonymousreply 121September 15, 2021 12:45 PM

I think he's Australian, R121. Whatever his accent is, I don't like it either.

by Anonymousreply 122September 15, 2021 12:48 PM

The Geico Motorcycle "Build Me Up Buttercup" ads. Whoever dreamed them up should be tossed into a grease fire immediately.

by Anonymousreply 123September 15, 2021 1:43 PM

Geico has been replaced with Consumer Cellular as the sponsor of "Jeopardy.

by Anonymousreply 124September 15, 2021 3:12 PM

I notice there's a new spot for Doug and Emu as they try to fly in a helicopter. I can't help wishing there are sudden clouds and a mountain range.

by Anonymousreply 125September 15, 2021 3:13 PM

Oh, you don’t want that.


by Anonymousreply 126September 15, 2021 3:31 PM

I second the poster above about Kevin Hart. He makes me hate whatever he's selling.

by Anonymousreply 127September 15, 2021 7:13 PM

Nothin on my skin. Nothing is everythang!!

by Anonymousreply 128September 15, 2021 7:21 PM

Asshole Hart-"IT'S WHAT I DO".

by Anonymousreply 129September 16, 2021 12:05 AM

ALL the nasty, filthy cunt ads with the nasty, filthy cunts.

The Lume ad with the yoga women airing out their cracks makes me gag.

The ad where a woman in white stretch pants jumps over a camera showing what looks to be her crapped her pants or threw a crotch clot, for a TV instant, is disgusting.

The washable period panties, uh, no.

And then there are all those women taking shits...

Countdown to Amy Schumer and her Tampax Sequoias™ for women whose children simply fell out of them.

Enough with the cunt ads.

by Anonymousreply 130September 16, 2021 1:32 PM

The new Phexxi commercial with Alexis from Schitt's Creek. The "I'm coming" line with the wink is cringe-inducing!

by Anonymousreply 131September 16, 2021 1:35 PM

First, this country tries to take away women's rights, and now, ad agencies are doing all they can to make women degrade themselves as if they were farm animals. This shit has got to stop. Literally.

by Anonymousreply 132September 16, 2021 3:48 PM

=Differens pimple-popping ad is utterly disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 133September 17, 2021 6:59 PM

"there's no subtlety, no nuance".

by Anonymousreply 134September 18, 2021 3:42 PM

God I fucking hate that State Farm ad where the woman piles meat on the scale. Bleh.

by Anonymousreply 135September 18, 2021 10:38 PM

And now the “hello I’m your vagina” commercial. Where’s the “hello I’m your penis” commercial. It’s like let’s treat women like clowns and undeserving of respect or simple privacy.

by Anonymousreply 136September 19, 2021 1:16 AM

The gecko is definitely British.

by Anonymousreply 137September 19, 2021 1:18 AM

Grilled cheese o’clock. WTF

by Anonymousreply 138September 19, 2021 1:21 AM

Grilled cheese o’clock. WTF

by Anonymousreply 139September 19, 2021 1:22 AM

There's this Canadian Amazon commercial with a guy (Hugh) and it sucks. I wish they'd stop playing it.

by Anonymousreply 140September 19, 2021 1:39 AM

lmafo, R140. He's hot!

by Anonymousreply 141September 19, 2021 1:44 AM

Most posters to this thread do not have a TV

by Anonymousreply 142September 19, 2021 5:33 PM

I still have my Philco radio!

by Anonymousreply 143September 19, 2021 5:35 PM

R86, I came here to post the same thing. I hate that ugly little queen and his dirty bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 144September 19, 2021 5:37 PM

If he is in a FB Group, it is frightening to think of the people like him who populate it.

by Anonymousreply 145September 19, 2021 8:00 PM

I'd fuck the tanned little Twink.

by Anonymousreply 146September 19, 2021 10:11 PM

They’re promoting occult groups n FB.

by Anonymousreply 147September 19, 2021 10:13 PM

Not hating, but more bewildered after seeing Liev Schrieber in a commercial for a company called "Mattress Firm". I had put my TV on mute, so when I looked up I see Liev driving at night while talking to the camera. By the time I grabbed the remote to turn on the sound, the ad was done, so I can't judge the "quality" of the ad.

I know more and more movie stars are doing commercials, like Clooney and Pitt for coffee, I just thought the Liev had more clout than to shill for mattresses.

by Anonymousreply 148September 20, 2021 5:25 PM

R148, that ad, as much as I hate it, makes me miss Ray Donovan. I'm so pissed at Showtime for cancelling that show at a pivotal point!

by Anonymousreply 149September 21, 2021 1:34 PM

R148-The quality of the ad is such that it looks like Liev didn't want to be associated with a mattress ad, but the poor thing has to get work somewhere. So he's always in shadows. I've never seen Pablo Schrieber in a commercial.

by Anonymousreply 150September 21, 2021 3:31 PM

R13, I honestly thought this was real when I initially stumbled across it online...

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by Anonymousreply 151September 21, 2021 4:21 PM

The Oikos yogurt commercial featuring a young woman "singing" Chris Isaak's Wicked Game at karaoke. If that's bad enough, you hear people in the audience shouting things like "Sing about yogurt!" and "Sing about fruit!" which she proceeds to do.

by Anonymousreply 152September 27, 2021 3:19 AM

The Asian bitches who yell stupid shit about their money in the Discover Card commercial.

by Anonymousreply 153September 27, 2021 7:38 AM

The cloying grilled cheese Kraft American cheese commercials. I generally hate 'plain folks' advertising, since I know they're the end result of a multi-million dollar, test group green lit, campaign.

by Anonymousreply 154September 27, 2021 8:46 AM

The Rakuten commercial using "Whatta Man" by Salt n' Peppa.

by Anonymousreply 155September 27, 2021 1:24 PM

I believe it’s the Asian woman shaking her titties is the attraction to fucked up straight guy fetish.

by Anonymousreply 156September 27, 2021 2:15 PM

R156-Yep. Straight guys with tiny dicks.

by Anonymousreply 157September 27, 2021 3:25 PM

1] shakes shoulders

2] shakes ass

3] shakes titties

just lovely

by Anonymousreply 158September 27, 2021 6:15 PM

Are the 1-888-Sparky electricians ad national? Very dopey, but the male electrician is kinda cute.

by Anonymousreply 159September 27, 2021 6:32 PM

I have to mute that dumb fuck Rob Gronkowski for USAA Insurance.

But...I am special. 🙄

How he keeps from wandering into traffic every day is beyond me.

by Anonymousreply 160September 27, 2021 6:35 PM

Has that “women pooping” one been mentioned? UGH.

by Anonymousreply 161September 27, 2021 10:50 PM

That women's pad commercial where a woman in white leaps over a camera and appears to have dropped a clot in her pants. Eeeeeeew.

by Anonymousreply 162September 27, 2021 11:29 PM

Khloe Kardashian doing commercials for the game Candy Crush, with her scary plastic face and weird looking ass implants. Dis bish doesn't have anything else to do but shill for this game? She's stiff and not comfortable to look at in the ad, I was more preoccupied looking at her mug than learning anything about the game.

I know the game is popular - I used to play until I realized it's mind numbing, but how low will these people go?

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by Anonymousreply 163September 28, 2021 12:30 AM

i still hate Tena pads "pussy skin" commercial.

by Anonymousreply 164September 28, 2021 10:50 AM

The Oikos commercial mentioned above

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by Anonymousreply 165September 28, 2021 2:54 PM

That hideous commercial in which the odious entitled Karen welcomes you to her vagina. It's set in a tacky pink house with a little pink tunnel leading to her front door. It looks and feels like an SNL sketch.

by Anonymousreply 166September 28, 2021 3:43 PM

Shingles can be whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Anonymousreply 167September 29, 2021 7:21 PM

Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower.

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by Anonymousreply 169September 29, 2021 10:35 PM

It seems that the new Aidy Bryant commercial for old Navy, looks like the road company of Disney's Fantasia.

by Anonymousreply 170September 30, 2021 2:32 PM

Please bring back Rashida Jones’ Expedia commercials! I’m having withdrawals.

by Anonymousreply 171October 1, 2021 10:33 AM

Now that the gecko is banished from the Jeopardy kingdom, I can't remember what he looks like.

by Anonymousreply 172October 4, 2021 3:56 PM

I HATE JB Smoove in those fucking Caesars commercials. I'm waiting for March 15th with bated breath.

by Anonymousreply 173October 4, 2021 4:35 PM

Why do I assume Smoove is just playing his true self in those spots?

by Anonymousreply 174October 4, 2021 5:12 PM

Funny how Caesars used to be so classy, and they go with a Silly Caesar as opposed to MGM they went with Fox. Fox is better.

by Anonymousreply 175October 4, 2021 5:15 PM

I loathe that Red Bull commercial where "Rome wasn't built in a day"... listen to the lines... IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL. I get that they wanted to get to the "Rome wasn't built in a day" thing because they ran out of Red Bull, but come on... none of the lines actually lead up to that. WTF. It really pisses me off.

by Anonymousreply 176October 5, 2021 1:48 AM

In NYC they are playing three different vaccination commercials featuring “real” people talking about getting the shot. While I applaud the idea, the Pastor Chris guy just scares me. Can barely understand a word he says.

by Anonymousreply 177October 5, 2021 1:39 PM

R177=What about the annoying chatterbox who talks so fast she's unintelligible? I switch channels when she appears.

by Anonymousreply 178October 5, 2021 1:53 PM

“My people, my black people... I have a friend and she’s a doctor and she’s BLACK!”

by Anonymousreply 179October 5, 2021 4:51 PM

Every time I see that ad, R177, I wonder who picked these people, unless it was to get to appeal to the ratbag demographic.. Pastor Chris looks like they found him sleeping in a refrigerator box and offered him a few bucks to film the ad. Whoever approved him as a spokesman needs to put down the crack pipe,

by Anonymousreply 180October 5, 2021 5:59 PM

The Lume ad for "stinky crevices" makes it seem like they are selling cave guano cleanser.

Is it abrasive, like Comet?

by Anonymousreply 181October 7, 2021 12:32 AM

Kia has an ad showing a writer with writers block get in her car and drive around. She then envisions dramatic scenes of Renaissance couples at masked balls, kissing, etc. as she drives around, that seemingly inspire her for her story, as the writer gets a big smile on her face. Very contrived and arrogant to give that much credit to a metal box with wheels.

by Anonymousreply 182October 9, 2021 6:03 PM

Progressive commercials, they are getting dumber by the day.

by Anonymousreply 183October 9, 2021 6:31 PM

Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. She’s an icon for over ten years and still going….RESPECT (find out what it means to me!).

by Anonymousreply 184October 10, 2021 10:41 AM

I worked in advertising 30 years. I am now cursed with the ability to visualize every client/agency interaction that led to all these shitty ads. The deep, weeks-long discussions about anthropomorphic geckos, vaginas, antidepressants. It’s like being a Cassandra of crap.

I had to quit because I grew to hate the American public too much to pretend ‘the consumer is not a moron’. (Fuck you David Ogilvy, she most definitely is.)

by Anonymousreply 185October 10, 2021 10:55 AM

[quote] Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. She’s an icon for over ten years

Come again.

by Anonymousreply 186October 10, 2021 12:02 PM

You like the Dulcolax soft chews commercial? That blonde woman in her car giving us a look like she knows we’ve been discussing her constipation.

by Anonymousreply 187October 10, 2021 2:58 PM

Flo is not a nurse. She is Customer Service.

by Anonymousreply 188October 10, 2021 5:11 PM

And she'll never have to do another acting gig in her life. THANKFULLY.

by Anonymousreply 189October 10, 2021 5:13 PM

Has anyone mentioned the newest Shingrix (sp?) commercial featuring "Bill"?

by Anonymousreply 190October 11, 2021 2:46 AM

Is Bill the guy who pulls up his shirt to reveal the worst case of flesh-eating bacteria I've ever seen?

by Anonymousreply 191October 11, 2021 3:44 PM

No, Bill is what the husband has named his Shingles rash.

by Anonymousreply 192October 11, 2021 5:14 PM

I once named my cold sore Homer.

by Anonymousreply 193October 13, 2021 1:59 PM

The fucking NetSpend ad. The stupid announcer and all those actors repeating what he just said. This company must be preying on morons

by Anonymousreply 194October 13, 2021 2:38 PM

The stinky pussy deodorant commercial is disgusting.

Malodorous crack spackle.

Put it on with a trowel.

by Anonymousreply 195October 13, 2021 3:06 PM

You guys have mentioned it already - that cloying “Grilled Cheese o clock “commercial runs all of the time! As I type this at 2:30 am Aidy Bryant is dancing around in her Old Navy commercial.

by Anonymousreply 196October 14, 2021 9:29 AM

They ran a new malodorous crack Spackle commercial, with the inventor simply saying what's not in it.

Much better than the rotten fish expedition of the hot crack yoga moms.

by Anonymousreply 197October 14, 2021 12:58 PM

There's an ad that runs on Youtube 10 times a day for adult diapers. There are several different variations of the ad and the longest is 2+ minutes! The product is called Because Market undergarments and the ads show a perky blond 60ish woman telling us "I just peed my pants!" and that the garments hold 5 cups of liquid! and they don't have annoying crinkling when you move, etc. I've gotten very good at grabbing the remote and hitting the SKIP button as soon as I see Blondie bent over to show how you can't detect the diapers in her yoga pants.

I don't know how Youtube's advertising algorithm works, but somehow they think I'm a candidate for pee pads cause I'm always getting these ads.

by Anonymousreply 198October 14, 2021 7:28 PM

The California Psychics commercial is definitely one for this list. One guy says the psychic saw him owning a yoga studio because of interest in exercise. If he buys the studio, it's not because of the psychic saw your future, you dumbfuck! It's because she gave you a SUGGESTION and you took it. Did she also see the pandemic coming and let you know you'd be out of business in a matter of weeks?

Another is the LifeLock ad. They're supposed to be monitoring your personal information to PREVENT things from happening. They have a woman who says someone bought a $50k car and drove it off the lot, using her info, and THEN LifeLock stepped in. Why didn't they prevent that from happening?

by Anonymousreply 199October 19, 2021 6:13 PM

The Hungry Root food delivery commercial where one of the women does that annoying sing-song thing: "Hungry Root caaame throooough!"

Something about that makes me want to throw a brick through the TV.

by Anonymousreply 200October 19, 2021 6:24 PM

R200, I’d rather eat that brick than the shit they show in that commercial. Mmmmmm....sliced raw sweet potatoes and other vegetables for $$$. Idiots can’t go to a local grocery or produce store and buy the same stuff for less than half the price?? The only more ridiculous food delivery company is that stupid Daily Harvest nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 201October 19, 2021 10:35 PM

The one where the guys shopping for milk and this little boy in back keeps insisting his ripple milk is best alternative to actual milk. Ripple makes milk now? That Ripple? Or is the mom just telling the kid the Fred Sanford juice is actually a form of “milk?”

by Anonymousreply 202October 25, 2021 10:36 AM

[quote]If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial I’m a scream.. It’s a fucking coat factory..

Burlington is not a technically "coat factory". It's basically a department store, like Marshalls, they sell discounted high end items. Burlington sells more than just coats, their commercial already explains that.

by Anonymousreply 203October 25, 2021 11:14 AM

The Boxed commercial with the hot ginger dad is watchable if it is muted.

by Anonymousreply 204October 25, 2021 1:46 PM

The fucking asthma medication commercials where the editors think they're doing "1917", but every edit is so obvious it makes them look like NYU film students.

by Anonymousreply 205October 25, 2021 4:08 PM

They've resurrected Alphonso and his charity walk for that HIV medication commercial.

He annoys me more than the "Heroes in Film" book club lady.

by Anonymousreply 206October 25, 2021 4:12 PM

Alphonso is so much more than his HIV medicine, R206 - he's also a hole to be used!

by Anonymousreply 207October 25, 2021 4:26 PM

Is Alphonso a real person with HIV or simply an actor? Not quite sure with those weird HIV commercials.

by Anonymousreply 208October 25, 2021 5:03 PM

That gross LUMI genital and ass area deodorant commercial, I first saw it on YouTube, now it's on TV.

WTF? What a disgusting commercial, they are waaaay too detailed about what causes vile odors in your ass and crotch area..

by Anonymousreply 209October 25, 2021 5:08 PM

How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about?

In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. Are these all regional commercials? WTF?

by Anonymousreply 210October 25, 2021 5:57 PM

Yes R208 those are real people on the medicine being discussed who have been compensated for appearing in the ads.

by Anonymousreply 211October 25, 2021 6:13 PM

Youtube skin care ads where millenials talk incessantly with big doe eyes about how this product saved their skin and their sex life, apparently. And the bizarre ad for one of those doordash type delivery services. The guy drops off food at some poor sod's house then saunters off, staring at his phone. Why, he's hardly working! So amazing.

by Anonymousreply 212October 25, 2021 6:25 PM

The little twit in the Brainly App ad being disrespectful and condescending to her father. I hate kids. Help me I'm old.

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by Anonymousreply 213October 25, 2021 8:56 PM

"I'm a Gainiac,Gainiac! Smell my drawers!"🤮

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by Anonymousreply 214October 25, 2021 8:58 PM

Yeah... thanks guys. Include more links to these ads, so those of us that have never seen them can hate them too!

by Anonymousreply 215October 26, 2021 12:54 AM

[quote]How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. Are these all regional commercials? WTF?

Some ads are regional, most aren't. Others started on YouTube and made their way to the three main network channels and cable channels. There's no escaping some of these annoying TV ads.

Some are shown primetime, others late at night.

by Anonymousreply 216October 26, 2021 1:10 AM

The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. I mute it immediately.

by Anonymousreply 217October 26, 2021 1:29 AM

Is the guy on this commercial for NutriSystem Curtis from Sean Cody?

by Anonymousreply 218October 26, 2021 2:05 AM

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by Anonymousreply 219October 26, 2021 2:09 AM

R217, I wonder if anyone actually donates money in response to those sad animal ads? I mute them or change channels immediately, and so does everyone I know. I hope that people who want to help understand that the best way is to support local groups -- but I suppose these manipulative advertisers have studies showing that their horrible commercials actually produce the results they want.

by Anonymousreply 220October 26, 2021 2:20 AM

R219 LOL. Looks a lot like him, but nah.

by Anonymousreply 221October 26, 2021 10:41 AM

Get Aidy Bryant off those horrid Gap spots. What is she, Beanie Feldstein's understudy in Funny Girl?

by Anonymousreply 222October 26, 2021 2:54 PM

I'm a dancer, now...


by Anonymousreply 223October 26, 2021 3:38 PM

There is some ad for delivery of pet supplies. Is the guy Bubba Watson?

by Anonymousreply 224October 26, 2021 6:42 PM

[quote] The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue.

I hate that commercial with a passion. It makes me so sad. But what can I do? I can’t adopt 8 fucking cats.

I’m not a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 225October 26, 2021 8:43 PM

What about the old, starving, cold Russian Jews?

The WWF gives you a stuffed elephant plushie if you subscribe.

You get a tee shirt that matters from St. Jude.

Old Jews, bupkis.

by Anonymousreply 226October 26, 2021 9:11 PM

Somebody please send R226 some borscht for their contribution.

by Anonymousreply 227October 26, 2021 10:48 PM

No, I want a plushie bowl of borscht that I can nuzzle.

by Anonymousreply 228October 26, 2021 11:45 PM

Or a T-shirt that says This T-Shirt is a MITZVAH!

by Anonymousreply 229October 26, 2021 11:51 PM

That’s a scam R226. How many fucking Holocaust survivors are remaining in Russia??? Twelve???

by Anonymousreply 230October 27, 2021 3:16 AM

That Peyronie's disease commercial is now shown throughout the day.

by Anonymousreply 231October 27, 2021 3:30 AM

“I’d do anything, for you dear - anything! ANYTHING for yooooou!” …. Pet smart does “Oliver!”

by Anonymousreply 232October 27, 2021 8:23 AM

The cruise line commercial that features a dark, gothic, scary rendition of "What a Wonderful World."

Makes me feel like if I boarded that ship, I'd be murdered mid-cruise.

by Anonymousreply 233October 27, 2021 12:17 PM

R228, would you settle for an adowable bwanket?

by Anonymousreply 234October 27, 2021 12:33 PM

The Trinet payroll commercial with the morbidly obese valley talking girl going on about her bling while the sad black girl who didn't get a bonus just sits there and listens to her.

by Anonymousreply 235October 27, 2021 1:52 PM

Don't know what it's for but the commercial featuring the woman and her dog, where she's preparing dinner using a pepper mill and she describes it using the most god-awful vocal fry. "It's so faaAAAAaaancy! Yes it is!"

by Anonymousreply 236October 27, 2021 2:58 PM

R236-It's to her cat, and I want to strangle that cutesy bitch.

by Anonymousreply 237October 27, 2021 4:50 PM

R236-I can only imagine how cringe-worthy the auditions were for that spot. Hundreds of helium-voiced bitches sitting around yakking.

by Anonymousreply 238October 27, 2021 4:59 PM

I watch a couple of oldies like the Munsters on Cozi. All of their commercials are muted because all of them are senior cellular service or Medicare open enrollment ads.

by Anonymousreply 239October 27, 2021 8:24 PM

Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly?

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by Anonymousreply 240October 28, 2021 7:34 AM

[quote]Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly?

Question, would Plain Jane Kelly get that dude in the real world? She must be a millionaire.

by Anonymousreply 241October 28, 2021 7:37 AM

Miss me, bitches?

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by Anonymousreply 242October 28, 2021 9:03 PM

Car ad featuring a cute white guy with three segments with auto featured among them:

Preparing to meet his black fiancee's family

Outdoor adventure "bonding" weekend with his wife's male relatives - he ends up doing a very nasty belly flop offstage.

From his point-of-view heading out of store across parking lot a gay-voice bearded employee (cart guy?) yells: "James??? James Harrison from high school?" Guy wears male clothes, but each time I see him as "genderfluid" anyway. Cheap LGBT laughs for James' major embarrassing moment.

by Anonymousreply 243October 28, 2021 9:14 PM

Does anyone know the name of the ginger daddy in the Boxed commercial?

by Anonymousreply 244October 28, 2021 10:52 PM

The Marshalls commercial mentioned above

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by Anonymousreply 245October 30, 2021 2:11 PM

And en Espanol

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by Anonymousreply 246October 30, 2021 2:12 PM

Anything with an overly enthusiastic Joe Namath.

by Anonymousreply 247October 30, 2021 2:22 PM

Yup. that's definitely a cunt and a cat.

by Anonymousreply 248October 30, 2021 3:50 PM

That Best Buy commercial where the sales guy tells him to sous vide meat. I'm still not sure wtf they're trying to sell me there.

by Anonymousreply 249October 30, 2021 5:52 PM

Mike Lindells new towels he’s plugging where one of the lines is “are you tired of towels that don’t dry?” Bitch if it ain’t drying you what you’re using clearly ain’t a towel.

by Anonymousreply 250October 31, 2021 8:22 AM

She was probably using a wet towel to dry herself off with. Lindell’s type followers needs specific instructions when using his advanced product like the modern towel.

Anyway the iRobot catchphrase alone “So you can human!” Someone actual got paid for that pitch? Only thing worse or almost is the background music in the new commercial which is clearly a knock off of the Chi-Lites “Oh Girl.”

by Anonymousreply 251November 2, 2021 9:20 PM

Any commercial jumping on the new bandwagon: incorporating a stupid TikTok video in it.

by Anonymousreply 252November 2, 2021 9:25 PM

On the cable channels that show old TV shows you currently get ENDLESS Medicare helpline commercials. I can't wait for the enrollment deadline to be over. The commercials are long, tedious, and feature washed-up elderly actors and athletes that just make you sad. Even more depressing when you realize you're the senior citizen they're aimed at.

by Anonymousreply 253November 2, 2021 10:12 PM

R253, the Medicare enrollment period won't expire until Pearl Harbor Day, Dec. 7. Hang in there....

by Anonymousreply 254November 2, 2021 10:45 PM

I concur r253!

by Anonymousreply 255November 2, 2021 10:45 PM

Argh - it is November 2 and already that incredibly UN -funny older woman who is bursting into Ross with 2 shopping carts and is gleefully filling them to the brim with fabulous gifts from Ross. Ugh. She is an older thin “coiffed” woman who is giddy with the Christmas shopping bug!

by Anonymousreply 256November 3, 2021 12:06 AM

Now Captain Kirk got one!

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by Anonymousreply 258November 3, 2021 3:25 AM

Dr Torian Easterling. Yummy.

by Anonymousreply 259November 3, 2021 3:43 AM

I'm fed up with this gimpy-eyed freak of a doctor who refuses to say his own first name on the air in those spots.

by Anonymousreply 260November 3, 2021 9:54 PM

Who cares about his weak eye? The rest of him more than makes up for it. Very sexy man.

by Anonymousreply 261November 4, 2021 6:54 PM

When Dr. Easterling is onscreen, all I can concentrate on is how tight that suit is. He reminds me of NYC weatherman Mike Woods (gay) who also wears too-tight suits on his overly muscled upper body.

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by Anonymousreply 263November 5, 2021 2:21 AM

R263, I like the other kid in that commercial who wants "wafer cookies!" . For dinner?

by Anonymousreply 264November 5, 2021 2:25 AM


Thank you! I thought I was the only one who hated that little bitch.

by Anonymousreply 265November 5, 2021 3:29 AM

"Age is just a number ... and mine's unlisted!"

by Anonymousreply 266November 5, 2021 3:31 AM

Flo and that insanely annoying guy in the progressive commercials makes me want to cancel my insurance with the company.

by Anonymousreply 267November 5, 2021 3:35 AM

The Duluth Trading Company "Funk No" underwear commercial. Really? This is what we've sunk to?

I can see a bunch of Gen Z-ers sitting inside a conference room saying, "Dude! Let's call 'em 'Funk No.' So radical!"

by Anonymousreply 268November 5, 2021 12:35 PM

Google Fi. The worst jingles, ever. People don't sing anymore, they chant against the music with annoyingly affected voices.

by Anonymousreply 269November 5, 2021 3:52 PM

I usually hate the Capitol One spots, but the holiday commercial with Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta as Santa Claus is inspired.

by Anonymousreply 270November 5, 2021 3:56 PM

I'm totally despising any of the virtue signaling ads from Target lately. The one I'm especially disgusted by is the spot where all the minority business owners are featured. Thank God for Target! Otherwise the world may never know the moral bankruptcy it's suffering by not knowing of all the Korean/queer owned coffee producers it hasn't been financially patronizing. Of course, when actually shopping at Target one will see so few people who look like these business owners they're telling the rest of to support shopping the aisles with you. I think I'm in the majority when I say that the only reason a brand/product gets my money is quality. Although, I will never give patronage to a business that needs to tell me it's queer owned or makes an ethical judgment of the people who aren't-but-should-but supporting it.

by Anonymousreply 271November 5, 2021 4:19 PM

'Kelly' looks like a South Asian lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 272November 5, 2021 4:38 PM

R242 He graduated from my high school and is now a student at alma mater. Kid is stalking me!

by Anonymousreply 273November 5, 2021 5:44 PM

How many commercials are there for whatever, playing various versions of "What A Wonderful World"? I hate them all, mainly because they seem to be on constantly. But also because that's a sappy song that I didn't like when it was first released, sung by Louis Armstrong, and it hasn't improved with age.

by Anonymousreply 274November 5, 2021 11:16 PM

All commercials with Serena Williams

by Anonymousreply 275November 5, 2021 11:22 PM

Those Uber Eats commercials with Elton and Lil Nas are bizarre.

Does Elton really need the money?! Lil Nas is a fairly new performer, he must keep up his momentum, but Elton?!

by Anonymousreply 276November 6, 2021 7:06 PM

Love the Uber eats ads. Lil' Nas has great delivery.

by Anonymousreply 277November 6, 2021 8:24 PM

I realize it's not National, but I wouldn't mind seeing the black and white Winn-Dixie "twins" die in a common grease fire!

by Anonymousreply 278November 7, 2021 5:20 PM

I scoff at the Windows 11 ad with the three black kids playing games and watching movies on laptops as they praise the new upgrade, marveling at how fast it is, how games are better because no lagging and that they can watch movies on their laptops that are movie theater quality. Sure, right, yeah.

by Anonymousreply 279November 7, 2021 5:50 PM

The Amazon Go commercial with the bald woman doing interpretive dance in the aisles with her Millennial vocal fry voiceover “Don’t mind if I do!” as she grabs a prepackaged salad that probably was made several weeks before.

It may only play on the Pluto app, as I haven’t seen it on cable.

by Anonymousreply 280November 7, 2021 6:03 PM

That jewelry commercial where he writes to his fiancés dead dad asking to marry him. Dont know which is more peculiar, writing to the dead or writing a letter to your multiple sclerosis.

Than there’s Comedy Central who more so than even before, since getting that Charmander Da Goof doofus as their latest late night host, so many of their commercials seem to be trying to appeal to his particular demographic. Yes cause we all know how he preaches tolerance amongst the Native Americans, the Syrians, the Jewish community, the Asians, lgbt community ……oh wait. When you literally turn things into black and white ONLY issues you’re gonna alienate the rest and with their cash cow South Park now running new shows and repeats on Paramount Plus, what do you thinks gonna happen?

by Anonymousreply 281November 9, 2021 2:20 AM

The new 'Martha' ads for Medicare advantage plans is downright AWFUL. If I had a gun . . .

by Anonymousreply 282November 9, 2021 6:23 PM

All Medicare open enrollment commercials are extremely annoying

by Anonymousreply 283November 9, 2021 6:29 PM

Agreed, R282. Who thought she was funny or would somehow make a good impression on the target audience (or on anyone)? The crotchety old lady's "Where's the beef?" bit was OK because it was short, but there's nothing inherently engaging about a crazed bitch throwing a temper tantrum on and on and on......

by Anonymousreply 284November 9, 2021 6:30 PM

I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots.

by Anonymousreply 285November 9, 2021 6:30 PM

👆🏻Comedy Central☝🏻. Other than not showing the St. Jude cancer kid commercials they take the cake when it comes to worst commercials of this Covid era including plugging the stuff for other channels they’re forced to advertise. And of course they advertise whatever Shaq is schilling atm which is basically what they’re all about (Adam Sandler must own a huge portion of the network or stock in it with what they’re always advertising with his abysmal offerings) other than their big cash cow South Park.

by Anonymousreply 286November 10, 2021 3:27 AM

Carls Jr. with the Feed Your Happy slogan. Sounds like something they’d have made Jefferson Airplane sing at the end of White Rabbit when performing on Ed Sullivan to phase out all the drug references.

by Anonymousreply 287November 13, 2021 4:33 AM

The Burger King Commercial with the “Dancing King” who says that he would eat a burger if he had a mouth.

by Anonymousreply 288November 13, 2021 4:38 AM

[quote]I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots.

A lot of these commercials are shown late night and on OVATION, one of the few arts & entertainment channels left, they air endless Medicare ads, especially the one with Joe Namath.

I notice a lot of the channels which air retro-TV series also show these awful ads.

by Anonymousreply 289November 13, 2021 6:18 PM

WTF is going on in that bizarre ad for some overnight incontinence machine? The part of the apparatus which goes into the body is sure not a catheter. That part of the machine, which would go into the urethra area, looks larger than a freaking Sharpie!

by Anonymousreply 290November 13, 2021 6:20 PM

The only commercial TV I watch is the Wheel of Fortune - Jeopardy hour. Many of the ads are local - enough of the damned ambulance chaser already!

by Anonymousreply 291November 13, 2021 7:35 PM

Life alert is the lifesaver to keep me out of assisted-living.

by Anonymousreply 292November 13, 2021 8:46 PM

That preachy commercial about getting rid of your guns when you know someone in your household is suicidal.

by Anonymousreply 293November 15, 2021 9:12 AM

I never have much investment in even trying to pay attention to the boring iRobot commercials until I hear that bizarre slogan of there’s: SO YOU CAN HUMAN! 🥴🤷🏻

by Anonymousreply 294November 17, 2021 10:40 PM

I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. On the other hand I can totally see them being the types to shop there so stellar casting I suppose.

by Anonymousreply 295November 17, 2021 10:51 PM

Ugh that new Christmas JC PENNY ad with the old woman who looks like Carol Channing with big black glasses everyone is dancing and merry making through JC Penny…

by Anonymousreply 296November 18, 2021 12:37 AM

[quote]I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. On the other hand I can totally see them being the types to shop there so stellar casting I suppose.

A lot of the TV ads described in this thread must be regional. I've never seen this ad, I've never even seen a generic Big Lots ad in my area. I live on the East Coast.

by Anonymousreply 297November 18, 2021 5:45 PM

That horrible Medicare ad featuring a loud nasty crone named Martha says that she's 75. Martha Stewart is 80 this year and I don't care how much of a bitch she may be to work for, she seems like an angel compared to that other Martha -- and at least she's beautiful (still)!

by Anonymousreply 298November 18, 2021 6:05 PM

That fucking Grammarly ad that plays before every Youtube video that starts "WRITING'S NOT EASY" delivered in the most eardrum rupturing Gen Z shrill girl voice!

Who on earth thought her voice would entice listeners? Maybe because 75% of people under forty talk exactly like this it was a great choice?

by Anonymousreply 299November 18, 2021 6:08 PM

I just looked up and there was a commercial for that Wen not!shampoo stuff. What shocked me the most was what Chaz Dean's freak face is looking like these days. I can't tell if he had extreme dermabrasion that erased all trace of features, or they put some kind of filter on the camera that caused his face to look like a peeled potato with eyes. It reminds me of that picture where that old lady tried to "fix" the painting of Jesus, where all you see are very detailed eyes but the rest of the face is smooth and featureless. Scary.

by Anonymousreply 300November 19, 2021 12:32 AM

Please post videos. Not all of us are TV zombies with cable.

by Anonymousreply 301November 19, 2021 12:37 AM

I didn’t read the whole thread so sorry if someone already said this.

Those repulsive Amy Schumer Tampax commercials are disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 302November 19, 2021 12:40 AM

Does anyone get those commercials with former fitness queen James Basedow who now has some $10 budget Facebook show calle "JB's Fantastic Finds?" It seems to be him hawking cheap, gaudy jewelry in his living room.

In the commercial, white trash people are shown watching him on TV and saying, "Sold, sold, sold!"

It's kind of sad.

by Anonymousreply 303November 19, 2021 12:59 AM

Repulsive Amy Schumer is more disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 304November 19, 2021 2:29 AM

This late night sex line commercial on Comedy Central is so weird. It’s for girls claiming to be only 18, yeah sure 🙄 Anyway one of the bikini clad skanks is holding sunscreen and it squirts out and she has the most mortified look on her face. Maybe too much came out too soon, although I’m sure she’s used to that or she’s not used to cream coming out in that hand motion but her reaction is so strange to say the least.

by Anonymousreply 305November 21, 2021 10:55 AM

I don’t understand that new Rakutan commercial. They have this thin bland woman who looks like she is wearing a blonde wig. To the tune of12 Days of Christmas - everything is “Cha Ching.”

by Anonymousreply 306November 22, 2021 8:07 AM

Those dollop for daisy commercials which are always so over the top. The new one makes me laugh so hard cause there’s a little boy in the new commercial and you can see him at the end lip syncing to the their theme music. So this poor kid had to memorize the lyrics to their ridiculous theme song to show what an incredible time he’s having while eating sour cream with the family. They just one upped themselves on this one in terms of oddity.

by Anonymousreply 307November 22, 2021 8:17 AM

I'm not sure what they're advertising but the commercial features a little boy with one of those cloying affected childish voices asking "Did you know" about an endless stream of subjects until his mom says "Did you know we love how many things you know?" and the kid answers "I know". I always wish the mother would snarl "Shut the hell up, you little know-it-all!"

by Anonymousreply 308November 22, 2021 11:43 AM

Do you have ED or PE?

by Anonymousreply 309November 22, 2021 11:47 AM

WHY WHY WHY are they repeating that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial again this season????

by Anonymousreply 310November 22, 2021 6:43 PM

Medicare annual open enrollment with MARTHA is the absolute worst TV commercial I have ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 311November 22, 2021 6:47 PM

R310 - I was watching football yesterday afternoon when that hideous ad came on and I yelled out loud - as bad as the Princess Diana guy!


by Anonymousreply 312November 22, 2021 6:48 PM

It is possible to make a good TV commercial with a little kid instead of tripe like the one described at R308. I always liked the one at the link when it was airing in 2007 and am glad to see it's been preserved on YouTube -- I wish current producers would follow its example.

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by Anonymousreply 313November 22, 2021 11:49 PM

I hate that treacly Kohl's commercial where Grandpa puts on an earsplitting recording of "From Me to You" so the kid can waltz around with grandma for a few minutes. Humbug!

by Anonymousreply 314November 23, 2021 1:46 AM

R310 & R312, I share your loathing of that ad, in no small part because it's played so often whenever it appears, which seems to be every year -- that cute young couple must be in their dotage by now.

But let us be grateful that the horrible "real people, not actors" Chevrolet ads seem to be gone (hope I'm not jinxing it here). It's all a trade-off, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 315November 24, 2021 1:15 AM

I may have missed a post here about Khloe Kardashian for a headache drug. I was shocked at her new look. How does someone change their appearance so radically? She must really have a super low self esteem for herself to create such a freakish look. I actually felt sorry for her.

by Anonymousreply 316November 24, 2021 1:25 AM

I hate the new Kohl's Christmas commercial. Everyone apparently thinks it's Dolly Parton singing. How anyone can mistake that caterwauling for actual singing is beyond me.

by Anonymousreply 317November 24, 2021 1:40 AM

The AT&T internet commercial with the mom who's Zooming with her kids and the connection starts to break up. The kids act like they're horrified by what they see, when in reality, they'd probably just shut the laptop or walk away. Such a stupid commercial.

by Anonymousreply 318November 24, 2021 2:44 AM

#316 - I agree with you about Khloe K - she looks like she must have intense self esteem issues to put her face and body through that much surgery. About 8 summers ago I moved house after 24 years - the packing was an endless nightmare - a really stressful summer. I kept “E Channel” on most of the summer while I was packing -mindless hours of Sex and the City reruns and hours of Kardashians. For one brief summer they were pretty fun. This was when Bruce was the Ozzie Nelson type dad - no sign of Caitlyn - no Kanye. Khloe was with Lamar and by far the most interesting girl on the show. She looks a little crazy now …….

Ok - is it a FaceTime commercial - the mom adopts a maybe 10 year old girl who is shy - the commercial is about the young girl FaceTiming with her new grandmother. Odd commercial.

by Anonymousreply 319November 24, 2021 4:27 AM

Tepezza -The big blond woman with Thyroid eye disease!

by Anonymousreply 320November 24, 2021 4:39 AM

R314 it’s awful. That singer’s voice sounds like it’s on helium.

by Anonymousreply 321November 24, 2021 10:23 PM

That grocery worker who has tard-o whatever due to taking her psych meds. The drug has a dumb name.

by Anonymousreply 322November 24, 2021 10:24 PM

The UnitedHealthcare Medicare Advantage “Wow, Uh Huh” ad.

by Anonymousreply 323November 24, 2021 10:47 PM

[quote] that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 324November 24, 2021 11:44 PM

Health markets can go die in a fire

by Anonymousreply 325November 25, 2021 2:35 AM

The muscle hunk in the Magic Spoon commercial, was he a contestant on Big Brother? Than I think later on he was on Ex On the Beach with one of the girls he hooked up with on Big Brother.

by Anonymousreply 326November 25, 2021 9:28 AM

Credit Karma "Free Gas Hack"

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by Anonymousreply 327November 25, 2021 9:43 AM

I finally saw the Big Lots commercial which was referenced upthread, the TV ad with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. I didn't find it offensive or even annoying. The ad is way too short to be annoying. It's brief and to the point.

The most annoying current TV ads are those relentless Medicare commercials which are filled with lies. Most retirees are not eligible for free Medicare, let alone, Medicaid.

by Anonymousreply 328November 27, 2021 12:07 AM

I just actually looked at the "I like red" commercial for the first time this season and it's a little different than the previous several years' versions. In the past, the woman screamed "I LOVE IT!" while backed against the side of the black vehicle with her arms spread out along it, as if she were shielding her cubs from a predator. This time, she's sitting in the driver's seat leaning out through the window during her "I LOVE IT!" speech. I can't tell whether the actors are the same people, just a generic pretty white couple. Why the change?

by Anonymousreply 329November 27, 2021 12:30 AM

Women should be barefoot and kept behind the wheel of an SUV.

by Anonymousreply 330November 27, 2021 2:18 PM

R330 never heard all the "women drivers!" jokes.

by Anonymousreply 331November 27, 2021 5:23 PM

The Julia Roberts Lancome commercial - she doesn't say one word, and that big smile looks maniacal. Awful.

by Anonymousreply 332November 27, 2021 8:23 PM

Stash: “I don’t gotta be scared no mo.” It’s like they’re egging people on at this point. That is just embarrassing and that someone actually made money off ghetto street talk stereotyping when pitching this commercial 😱 Of course God forbid anyone points this out just how Charlamagne hires a voice over that sounds like they pulled her right off an episode of Maury to purposely get a reaction and basically set people up to pull out his almighty race card per usual.

by Anonymousreply 333December 1, 2021 11:05 PM

Saw the 12 Days of Cha-ching commercial today. No words to describe it. Also saw a commercial featuring Ebenezer Scrooge on a Pelaton or some other exercise equipment with the entire ad bastardizing the meaning of A Christmas Carol.

by Anonymousreply 334December 2, 2021 2:48 AM

Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. It's probably one of the worst and most annoying commercial I've seen in decades.

by Anonymousreply 335December 2, 2021 9:14 AM

I can’t understand the point of the way the woman does the cha Ching commercial - she does it dead pan and wears that weird wig. Is she trying to be funny? …. Ah - as I type hear comes Mayim Bayalik cradling her coffee mug telling that she is a scientist.

by Anonymousreply 336December 2, 2021 7:19 PM

Ok - that Humira commercial where the attractive 20 something white and black women are doing a radio show or podcast in their Garage. The white gal has bad stomach problems. The black gal covets and gives longing eyes to the other gal. They eat lunch Together - one has a tummy ache the other has “hungry eyes.” At the end - Humira works and they are both happy. They lift up the garage doors for the whole neighborhood to see and start doing their podcast.

by Anonymousreply 337December 2, 2021 7:48 PM

Money dance.

by Anonymousreply 338December 2, 2021 8:17 PM

Mike Lindell’s new cancel culture preachy commercial is airing on Vice of all places. Isn’t Vice supposed to be the ultra liberal counter to Fox News? They do use scare tactic methods and are as dramatic as it gets (WHILE THE REST OF US DIE!!!!!!!!) so there are similar to their counterparts in that aspect but I’d still never expect them do advertise for that nutcase.

by Anonymousreply 339December 5, 2021 11:20 AM

Miss me, bitches?

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by Anonymousreply 340December 5, 2021 11:53 AM

With every bullet so far.

Every. One.

by Anonymousreply 341December 6, 2021 12:03 PM

Any commercial with Kate McKinnon or Dan Levy.

I do like that tidepod commercial with the sassy cookie smelling dad.

by Anonymousreply 342December 6, 2021 8:22 PM

I like ALL the commercials with Flo.

by Anonymousreply 343December 6, 2021 8:54 PM

I love that hanes commercial, its balltastic !

by Anonymousreply 344December 6, 2021 9:37 PM

The Hanes or Fruit of the Loom commercial with the dancing land whales. "So we're dancing now? Yah-yah-yah-yi-yah-yah yeah yah!"

The vagina commercials are hilarious but only because they trigger that dumb bitch Monica Cole and her One Million Moms (should be renamed Twelve Hundred Cunts to be more accurate) organization.

by Anonymousreply 345December 6, 2021 10:00 PM

I’ve got bills I’ve got to pay. So I work work work every day. X50

by Anonymousreply 346December 7, 2021 12:38 AM

The fucking SoFi "money dance" commercials drive me absolutely insane.

by Anonymousreply 347December 7, 2021 12:40 AM

Aww, I love dancing fool Ashley and her parents at their breakfast table in the "money dance" commercial.

by Anonymousreply 348December 7, 2021 12:54 AM

The Amazon commercial with the bird feeder. I don't really hate the ad itself. It's more the fact the I can't figure out the layout of their apartments!

They see each other at their respective front doors which appear to be next to each other. But their balconies appear to be across the courtyard from each other. I know it's petty but there you have it.

by Anonymousreply 349December 7, 2021 2:45 PM

I can't stand any of the Sonic ads but I especially hate the one where three retards are in the truck probably on their way home from a circle jerk in the woods.

by Anonymousreply 350December 9, 2021 3:51 AM

I'm tired of the ads for Untuckit.com, featuring the founder of the company acting as if his decision to create shirts designed to be worn untucked was a stunning breakthrough and a gift to mankind akin to curing cancer.

by Anonymousreply 351December 9, 2021 4:48 AM

R349: The bird-feeder commercial makes me very uncomfortable; the furtive glances between the girl and the older woman suggest a grooming situation. The girl and her mother should have been shown enjoying the gift and together waving thanks to the mother.


by Anonymousreply 352December 9, 2021 5:09 AM

^meant to type "waving thanks to the neighbor."

by Anonymousreply 353December 9, 2021 5:12 AM

The mother?

by Anonymousreply 354December 9, 2021 4:40 PM

Ugh - that AWFUL Kohls commercial with the kid asking the the old woman to dance!! ..... I don't know if it is a.regional spot but that Marshall's Mrs Claus commercial where she is gleefully shopping and throwing a Christmas party runs non stop!

by Anonymousreply 355December 10, 2021 5:04 PM

I cannot STAND how commercials chop up songs to save time! Keira Knightley is in some perfume ad that is set to fragments of Janis Joplin's CRY. And that Alexa commercial that now runs ten thousand times a day that shows the old couple dancing to their favorite song, I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU - they couldn't have gone ONE MORE SECOND to include the whole line, "I only have eyes for you...DEAR!!"

This kind of shit PISSES ME OFF!!!

by Anonymousreply 356December 10, 2021 5:29 PM

All Rakuten commercials but particularly this one. Oooh, a suburban family doing some lame ass rap and dancing- how quirky!! Maybe if it was the advertising world of 2004...

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by Anonymousreply 357December 10, 2021 5:34 PM

Why does that one Rakuten bitch sing, “Rock Hudson gave to me”?

by Anonymousreply 358December 10, 2021 6:15 PM

I hope the folks at Home Goods paid hall and Oates a shitload of money, because I used to like that song.

by Anonymousreply 359December 10, 2021 7:44 PM

I can tolerate most of the Liberty Mutual commercials but the latest one where Doug tried to get Spider-Man like powers by having a spider bite him is just WTF?

by Anonymousreply 360December 11, 2021 2:21 AM

And what's with the kid who, while skipping around town, kicks the older woman's newspaper out of her hand? Visual dog whistle?

by Anonymousreply 361December 11, 2021 2:30 AM

^"Skippy" is selling Kraft's Mac and Cheese in a cup.

by Anonymousreply 362December 11, 2021 2:34 AM

The Kraft cheese ad where the family is sitting around the table eating dinner and the little brats refuse to eat ("Fine, I'll sit here ALL NIGHT.") until the mother pours some shredded cheese on their food. Just slap 'em!

by Anonymousreply 363December 11, 2021 2:47 AM

WHO the fuck is ruining that Beatles song "From Me To You" ??? 🤬 🤯 🤬 🤯

That super irritating warbling VOICE, some assholes thought it was Dolly singing, it's NOT! To me, it sounds nothing like Dolly.

The singer sounds like she's being slowly tortured. The 'singing' in that commercial is so fucking annoying, it actually startles me when it comes on. The singing is so horrible I have no idea WTF they are selling.

by Anonymousreply 364December 11, 2021 3:54 AM

The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it.

by Anonymousreply 365December 11, 2021 4:06 AM

[quote]The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it.

UGH, I HATE that ad, I want to strangle that woman, what an awful speaking voice. It's up there with the Beatle song torturer!!

by Anonymousreply 366December 11, 2021 4:29 AM

That kid screeching at the top of his lungs about wanting to watch Olaf should be thrown out a window. What an obnoxious brat.

by Anonymousreply 367December 11, 2021 5:10 PM

Diarrhea (sung softly by man)

by Anonymousreply 368December 11, 2021 8:35 PM

That private parts deodorant commercial. Then showing their twats. Why don't you take a shower more often so we don't have to smell your stinky parts.

by Anonymousreply 369December 14, 2021 10:38 AM

No one wants a god damned Hess truck!

by Anonymousreply 370December 14, 2021 3:01 PM

Especially a Hess truck attached to a giant penis rocket ship.

by Anonymousreply 371December 14, 2021 6:07 PM

Let’s not be too hasty.

Tell me more about this rocket ship.

by Anonymousreply 372December 14, 2021 7:07 PM

I modeled it after my first boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 373December 14, 2021 9:57 PM

Is that you, Jeff Bezos R373?

by Anonymousreply 374December 14, 2021 9:58 PM

"We're going to Nana's!" I despise exaggerated children's voices -- I realize they may not be able to speak properly yet and that might really be their natural voice, but it always sounds affected to me. And shrill!

by Anonymousreply 375December 22, 2021 12:29 AM

The Toyota commercial about Sam’s Bookstore burning down and the kid collecting books to reopen the store, overlaid with that maudlin treacle “Rainbow” by Kacey Musgraves.

by Anonymousreply 376December 22, 2021 2:20 AM

They are running those “Joy, Comfort and Peace” JC penny commercials non stop now.

by Anonymousreply 377December 22, 2021 8:39 AM

The butter one where the kid comes home in the middle of the night and the whole family cooks him dinner. Obviously he's a new chef. Some say the Mother says "Happy Birthday" and others say she says "Happy First Day" as in his new job. Who the fuck knows and why are they cooking dinner and not a nice big breakfast. Pancakes at 3 in the morning, not a fucking pot roast.

by Anonymousreply 378December 22, 2021 8:52 AM

Does anyone actually think Kelly Clarkson has Mayfair furniture in her mansion and not $8000 sofas and $4000 dining room tables?

by Anonymousreply 379December 22, 2021 6:18 PM

The yeast infected yoga-bitch and her Joie de Hoo Ha make me want to shoot the television. Who the hell thought that was clever or cute? Disgusting curds coming out of her cunt.

by Anonymousreply 380December 23, 2021 1:58 PM

I am fucking creeped-out by that psychotic Ambient-dream horror show commercial for Montefiore/Einstein Children's Hospital with the obnoxious soundtrack filled with people singing off-key, and the little girl rushing her stuffed unicorn to the ICU. Everything about it is the stuff of nightmares.

by Anonymousreply 381December 23, 2021 3:18 PM


by Anonymousreply 382December 23, 2021 3:33 PM

Any commercial that ends with "Living Spay-sez."

by Anonymousreply 383December 23, 2021 6:00 PM

I watch live tv through Hulu and they have been running the same three commercials ad nauseam for weeks. The most grating is the Ferrero Rocher spot with a woman singing “it’s Christmas time again my loooove” with her warbly, thin, reedy voice. I can’t hit the mute button fast enough

by Anonymousreply 384December 23, 2021 6:35 PM

That stupid ass Burt's bees ad with the fucking Doo dab scat bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 385December 23, 2021 9:10 PM

R384 is that the one which sounds like they're singing "Bat lights in the air" at the beginning?

by Anonymousreply 386December 24, 2021 3:09 AM

R378 and R381: I can't figure out what either of those weird commercials is trying to convey. They are the stuff of dreams I used to have after dropping a tab of acid.

by Anonymousreply 387December 24, 2021 3:34 AM

The Chapstick commercial with the little girl kissing a glass window from inside a car or is it a bus? No matter where she's kissing the glass window, in the time of Covid, WHY the fuck is a commercial featuring anyone kissing a pane of dirty glass???

It's amazing how many morons work for ad agencies.

by Anonymousreply 388December 25, 2021 3:11 PM

I love the commercial where the ‘somewhat’ chubby sweetfaced black girl is huffing the Gain mid aisle and the schlubby chubby shop keep is lost in bonerville

by Anonymousreply 389December 25, 2021 3:17 PM

The pretty young couple consisting of the shrewish wife and pussy-whipped husband ("I like red") that's been celebrating Xmas with beribboned SUVs in recent years seems to have been replaced by a different pretty young couple -- the husband gives the wife a puppy and she gives him a huge SUV (without a bow). It's silly but nowhere near as annoying as the previous ad, and the puppy is worth watching.

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by Anonymousreply 390December 26, 2021 12:48 AM

The Downey commerical where the parents are in the laundry room and the kids are upstairs raising hell. Mom and Dad sniff the Downey and are instantly taken to nirvana.

by Anonymousreply 391December 26, 2021 12:55 AM

The ever present, "Darling, I spent $60,000 on a car without discussing it with you".

by Anonymousreply 392December 26, 2021 1:42 AM

In the detergent commercial where the older parents are talking about their married children moving back into the house, which gives them more laundry to do but the product works like a miracle - the girl at the end drinking from a juice box but spilling it all over the front of her clothes, is she "special"?

by Anonymousreply 393December 26, 2021 2:47 AM

No R393….but apparently Rob Gronkowski is.

by Anonymousreply 394December 26, 2021 3:00 AM

Ergatta X with that conman creep Colin Kaepernick attention whore diva princess. What happened to Al Bundy shilling for Nike? Did the sweat shop kids threaten to go to the authorities with his endorsements being the final straw? Makes sense like that commercial where his idol Charlamagne Tha God talks about the friends he lost to suicide. Lost them to or he drove them to? These ego manic, martyr playing, race card carrying, drama seeking, sociopaths just need to get knocked down a few pegs especially off the pedestals they mark themselves out on. Horse faces both high on themselves while riding their high horses.

by Anonymousreply 395December 26, 2021 9:26 AM

What is the plot line of the [Appleby's?] spot where the elf pushes a huge gift card uphill to his friend and, together, they then carry a huge card down the hill to parts unknown?

What are these Mad Men (and women) snorting?

by Anonymousreply 396December 26, 2021 9:21 PM

Some ad for medication - with a teen and his uncle. The boy just stares in awe at his uncle while playing basketball and eating snacks. If either of them were attractive it would be homoerotic.

by Anonymousreply 397December 27, 2021 1:55 AM

I watch a lot of NFL on Sundays (that's football for those of you who don't know) and I am so fucking sick of the State Farm commercials with Ms Aaron and/or Patrick Mahones and the Katee McKinnon Verizon commercials!

by Anonymousreply 398December 27, 2021 2:25 AM

I can’t stand that Bud Light commercial they play every time where the unhot neighbor breaks through the wall and asks, “Have you tried this?”

by Anonymousreply 399December 27, 2021 11:34 AM

The Meta/Facebook VR goggles ad with the unbeknownst to them neighbors. They each yell at the other without irony.

by Anonymousreply 400December 27, 2021 12:58 PM

The car ad where three kinds of people state some destination they're headed to in their over-sized, nasty, gas-guzzling luxury tank. The third is two kids, trudging through the snow with scowls on their faces and yelling, 'We're GOING to NANA'S". Fuck, they sound and look ugly. I want to hit them with a snow shovel!

by Anonymousreply 401December 27, 2021 2:10 PM

R393, that commercial is word for word better in the Spanish shoot. The girl doesn't come off as special.

by Anonymousreply 402December 27, 2021 2:15 PM

Those ZuckerFuck Meta adds with their multicultural security specialists whispering that Jeff needs regulation, that regulation is good in social media, please regulate us. It seems more like a cry for help on suicide watch.

by Anonymousreply 403December 27, 2021 2:18 PM

R368, I LOVE the Pepto jingle. I liked the Flight Attendant version, I like the current road worker one where the guy in the reflective vest, fans his ass, quickly, before a "big shit eating" smile hands him the bottle of pink gold!

I wish they would bring back the Country Western Band version.

by Anonymousreply 404December 27, 2021 2:28 PM

The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder.

Her big floating head superimposed on the teeny tiny Beachbody instructor is creepy AF. And the message it sends is, “Sure these workouts will make you FEEL like a dancer but you’ll still LOOK like a blue collar linebacker compared to this little blonde gazelle, ha ha!”

How is this effective advertising??

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by Anonymousreply 405December 27, 2021 2:46 PM

Where are these commercials being shown? Flyover land?

I watch TV, I watch both cable and broadcast channels, I haven't seen most of these ads.

I've seen the repetitious St. Jude ads, the depressing ASPCA ads etc, but not most of the ads listed in this thread. I'm on the East Coast.

by Anonymousreply 406December 27, 2021 3:21 PM

Some of the ad agencies did get something right, their ads featuring mixed race couples, both gay and straight people, sure must be infuriating the ReThugs.

Unfortunately, for the products being hawked, showing same sex couples, especially of mixed races and nationalities, sure won't sell those products in certain US markets.

I've recently noticed many commercials featuring mixed race, and mixed nationality, couples. There's a new commercial with a mixed race lesbian couple, forgot what's it's for, food? The Black mom is asking her young daughter why she didn't want put on her pants, while the dark haired white, or Hispanic, mom is in the background, she looks over as the Black woman is talking to her daughter. The other woman seems to be preparing breakfast.

Even if they aren't a lesbian couple, the implication is definitely there. The women could simply be roommates.

by Anonymousreply 407December 27, 2021 3:37 PM

The Colgate commercial where none of the kids would let the blind kid sit next to them. First of all those kids have no soul if that’s how they treat the handicapped cause it’s not so much as letting him sit there, it’s giving up your seat for him like the signs on even the school buses I’m sure say. In fact the blind kid should be first on the bus period. That he wasn’t and was on the children of the corn on wheels, it’s the bus driver that needs to be disciplined and have action taken against them. Everything about that commercial was beyond cringe but that the blind boy found the one person on that entire bus that acts like a civilized human being is plenty of reason to smile 😏

by Anonymousreply 408December 29, 2021 4:22 AM

If you've been a longtime reader of this thread, you know that the Shriners Hospital ads get ragged on quite a lot and discussed the kids who show up in them.

Today I saw a new Shriners Hospital commercial with Alec and I think we should all be ready for him to be phased out as their spokesperson in 2022. There was Alec, with a man-voice, telling us all that he has a drivers license, and even showed him actually driving. He also bragged that he's in college. He's entirely too grown up to be offering the adorable teddy bear blanket as thanks for contributions. Get ready for little nugget Kaleb to step up.

by Anonymousreply 409December 31, 2021 9:07 PM

R409 I think you mean "the adowable teddy bear blanket"

by Anonymousreply 410January 1, 2022 3:33 AM

H&R Block spots started last night. And a trailer for a movie opening on Valentine's Day. And those goddamned Chinese Fung Shen dancers, or whatever it's called, which will inundate us for 3 fucking months.

by Anonymousreply 411January 1, 2022 4:29 PM

It's a toss-up between the Biktarvy and Dovato commercials. Where did they find these people?

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by Anonymousreply 412January 2, 2022 3:39 PM

The Biktarvy ads cast the trashiest people.

by Anonymousreply 413January 2, 2022 4:22 PM

The NYC Stop Smoking spot with the grandfather who looks like Sonny Bono. Couldn't they find someone who was believable?

by Anonymousreply 414January 2, 2022 4:29 PM

Do people still watch commercial tv? That’s so flyover. What sitcoms and canned dramas are you frumpy queens staring at? So over that!

by Anonymousreply 415January 2, 2022 4:29 PM

R24 go back to the toilet you crawled out of

by Anonymousreply 416January 2, 2022 4:53 PM

Well a new year brings tax, weight loss, exercise equipment and gym membership commercials.

by Anonymousreply 417January 2, 2022 6:03 PM

R416. First of all that comment was posted…..well it’s literally the 24th comment and you’re so offended by the Byron Allen comparison you had to post all these threads later? That’s really digging. You have to have a certain timeline to go after someone and that we’re at the 418th in already dude. I don’t get the anger but you’d think given all this time with an entire year passed you’d have cooled down. Do they even show that commercial any more? Talk about dated. You gonna go after “where’s the beef” next? 😝

by Anonymousreply 418January 2, 2022 8:32 PM

The new Liberty emu commercial is pretty fucking funny, no matter how CGI'd it looks.

by Anonymousreply 419January 4, 2022 12:59 AM

And it's not the dopey Spiderman spot.

by Anonymousreply 420January 4, 2022 1:00 AM

"Hungry Root came throuuuuuuuugh." Stupid skinny Millennial cunts.

by Anonymousreply 421January 4, 2022 6:44 AM

“Going to open the box. This is the exciting part!”

by Anonymousreply 422January 4, 2022 1:38 PM

R422 and my refrigerator is packed!!!

That hungry root shit comes off like it’s meant for poor people who have empty refrigerators who want to get em packed with food no matter what it is.

by Anonymousreply 423January 4, 2022 3:31 PM

The more I think about that Hungry Root commercial the more pissed off I get. They obviously think we’re all poor morons.

I’m tempted to call the company and say “my turds came throuuuuugh”.

by Anonymousreply 424January 4, 2022 3:45 PM

Marie Fake Osmond is back with new Nutrisystem commercials. She needs slapped off of TV!

by Anonymousreply 425January 4, 2022 3:49 PM

Natalie Portman in those commercials for Dior where she lip synchs “cry” by Janis Joplin!

by Anonymousreply 426January 4, 2022 4:27 PM

I LOATHE that commercial with the woman driving the convertible with the band in the backseat playing "Grazing in the Grass" - what the fucking FUCK?!

by Anonymousreply 427January 4, 2022 4:58 PM

So, what you’re saying is, you can’t dig it?

by Anonymousreply 428January 4, 2022 5:00 PM

R427 that shit is soooo tiresome. That fucking commercial gets aired every 10 minutes it seems.

by Anonymousreply 429January 4, 2022 10:49 PM

Those PetsSmart ads or whatever they are with everyone singing "I'd Do Anything" remind me how much I hate the musical OLIVER!

by Anonymousreply 430January 4, 2022 11:12 PM

Lmao r430!

by Anonymousreply 431January 4, 2022 11:16 PM

I’m in my home acting like Natalie Portman in the Dior commercial. Lip synching Janis Joplin with my mouth open as fucking wide as I can!

by Anonymousreply 432January 4, 2022 11:18 PM

Stay right where you are. I’ll be right over!

by Anonymousreply 433January 4, 2022 11:32 PM

The property brothers on the American Family Insurance commercial where they recite home decorating styles - cottage tudor

by Anonymousreply 434January 4, 2022 11:50 PM

What’s Grandma hiding? Merge Mansion.

by Anonymousreply 435January 5, 2022 8:05 AM

R95 that guy isn't Latino. He's a filipino with q bad filipino accent

by Anonymousreply 436January 5, 2022 9:09 AM

I think its humania. Where those two 4 years black kids one saying to another "your a fighter, don't never be a quitter " or something like that. Can't stand them. Nobody in that age talk to each other like that. So phoney I quickly change ir mute the channel.

by Anonymousreply 437January 5, 2022 9:15 AM

And those 5 minute commercials like that beauty product for baggy eyes. My God I thought I was watching a infomercial. Or that long Caleb/Alec shriners. There are times that I call their numbers and complain why their fuckin commercials are so long and also mention why they keep using that 40 midget blanket pusher. Your not fooling anyone that he's still a kid.and that 20 year old caleb with his squeaky voice making our ears bleed. All they say 'are you going to make a donation sir?" We're going to have to report you

by Anonymousreply 438January 5, 2022 9:26 AM


Oh, fucking dear!

by Anonymousreply 439January 5, 2022 12:56 PM

The Suvie "countertop kitchen robot" commercial where some 19 year old is traipsing around her mansion's kitchen wing in an outfit from Star Trek's Ten Forward lounge. It's just such a stupid concept. You still have to do all the prep work, like oH tHiS iS SO FUtuRistic!!!1! Even a microwave is more convenient.

by Anonymousreply 440January 5, 2022 7:56 PM

The Planet Fitness ads featuring William Shatner and Dennis Rodman. For fuck's sake!

All of the teflon pan commercials. Enough!

by Anonymousreply 441January 5, 2022 8:02 PM

The ultra saccharine Vrbo ads, especially the one with the ugly short haired non-binary looking girl standing in the rain having the time of her life watching someone fish. The ad explains that normally she's an obnoxious little bitch who rolls her eyes and never utters more than a single syllable or looks away from her phone, but "that face" only comes out in a Vrbo. Makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

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by Anonymousreply 442January 5, 2022 8:07 PM

Some replies are obscure tv commercials. If I don’t ever see it how can I hate it too? I surmise the replies are from those who do not watch live TV.

by Anonymousreply 443January 5, 2022 9:22 PM

I’m a gainiac check my drawers.

by Anonymousreply 444January 5, 2022 9:23 PM

Aren’t “drawers” underwear? What he’s sniffing are basketball shorts. And I always imagine they smell like Pizza Hut anyway.

by Anonymousreply 445January 6, 2022 11:51 AM

Dennis Rodman's arms in those Planet Fitness ads look the way my grandmother's arms looked when she was his age.

by Anonymousreply 446January 6, 2022 3:29 PM

What about the new Medicare benefits shit with Jimmy Walker? Like the old one he did wasn’t bad enough - ITS FREEEE! The new one is equally obnoxious and irritating.

by Anonymousreply 447January 6, 2022 11:18 PM

The Celebrity X Cruise line commercial (which would would be the last fucking place I would think of being), with the actor singing “What a Wonderful Word” in an excruciatingly disturbing vocal fry.

I want to punch his fry-face, repeatedly.

by Anonymousreply 448January 7, 2022 12:13 AM

James Cordon for WW. This is a great reason to AVOID WW!

by Anonymousreply 449January 7, 2022 12:32 AM

Young woman, her face drenched with tears says "My auntie called me, she said 'uncle's had a heart attack.' I needed him to be here."

Auntie's like WTF?!

by Anonymousreply 450January 7, 2022 1:31 AM

The Chipotle commercial selling their plant based Chorizo or soyrizo where they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over. Here’s the thing about chipotle, I’m a Mexican who grew up East LA. Not the bastardized hipster “East Side” LA with Los Feliz and Silverlake. Not once until the famous Jack N the Box commercial did I ever hear the word chipotle ever uttered obviously especially at our restaurants. So I always questioned the Hispanic authenticity to begin with so the they would have “Dakota Chad Smith” voicing the commercial doesn’t phase me, it just sounds so preppy gringo.

Also was watching the show Killer Kids where I think it’s the Make A Wish cancer kids is a sponsor 😬 Its sick children in the commercial regardless and reminds me of how Drizly advertises for the show Intervention. Just beyond wrong!

by Anonymousreply 451January 9, 2022 6:36 PM

[quote] they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 452January 9, 2022 7:00 PM

👆🏼St. Jude….post before passive aggressive Oh Dear doofus.

by Anonymousreply 453January 9, 2022 7:47 PM

This One a Day commercial. I just found out that Nina Simone is singing on this song but I still hate it.

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by Anonymousreply 454January 14, 2022 2:02 PM

The ludicrous Shop-Rite can-can commercials look like some high school class project. Cringe-worthy stupidity. I have to either mute it or change the channel because it's so lame.

by Anonymousreply 455January 14, 2022 2:29 PM

Some of the newer Progressive ads are barely tolerable but the one with Flo's "sister" and the baby is practically noxious

by Anonymousreply 456January 15, 2022 2:07 PM

Flo's sister is supposed to be a self-absorbed bitch, the commercial gets to the point.

by Anonymousreply 457January 17, 2022 2:08 AM

OMG I just saw some fragrance ad with Robert Pattinson which may be one of the cringiest things on record.

by Anonymousreply 458January 17, 2022 4:13 PM

I’m Morgan and there’s more to me than HIV. No, there isn’t.

by Anonymousreply 459January 17, 2022 4:47 PM

The one with an interracial couple (black guy, blonde white girl); she gets out of the car and he stays in, fantasizing about "brunch...a manicure...a nice pedicure" and then she gets back in with a check for the car she has just sold inside of two minutes! What is this supposed to represent? Is he her pimp forcing her to sell her car to finance his pedicures? And has she just sold the car they are riding in? Was it her car? What is going ON HERE???

by Anonymousreply 460January 17, 2022 9:32 PM

It's "brunch...a BUBBLE BATH...a nice pedicure..."

That's even more PIMPY!

by Anonymousreply 461January 17, 2022 9:39 PM

The horrible Everlywell commercials for allergy saliva testing. Those women seem like idiots or space cadets.

by Anonymousreply 462January 17, 2022 10:19 PM

The one where the kid farts on his grandma

by Anonymousreply 463January 18, 2022 12:14 AM

Those fucking Medicare ads are back. Jimmie Walker is even more obnoxious. Why can't he get a mild case of COVID so he can shut up for a while?

by Anonymousreply 464January 18, 2022 1:42 AM

The ones where idiot Rob Gronkowski tries to sign up for veteran's insurance because "I'm special."

by Anonymousreply 465January 18, 2022 1:57 AM

“YOU are an electric vehicle.”

I’m not a car, I’m a fucking human being!

by Anonymousreply 466January 18, 2022 1:59 AM

R464 Unfortunately, I caught the new Jimmie Walker Medicare commercial today. "You can get MAH-NAY paid back to you! Call today to see if you're entitled to your MAH-NAY!"

by Anonymousreply 467January 19, 2022 2:34 AM

R467: Yeah, what's up with his pronunciation? It's like he's talking to the hearing impaired. That stupid commercial is shown on too many channels. You might as well leave the TV on mute.

by Anonymousreply 468January 19, 2022 5:14 AM

r468- maybe it's a call back to his DY-NO-MITE?

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by Anonymousreply 469January 19, 2022 1:17 PM

Enough with the fucking Shriners kids commercials!!!!! It's fucking January, not the holiday season.

by Anonymousreply 470January 19, 2022 3:47 PM

This guy from the Cerebral commercial who has a really bad gay accent. This is a longer version - in the short version I usually see he even lisps his s's.

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by Anonymousreply 471January 19, 2022 4:03 PM

R471. That fag deserves to be mentally unstable.

by Anonymousreply 472January 19, 2022 6:17 PM

Like the weeping thumb on the Botox commercial who weep, weep lost his husband.

by Anonymousreply 473January 19, 2022 9:09 PM

"Age is just a number and mine is unlisted".

If you can remember unlisted numbers you are old. She needs to drink more boost.

by Anonymousreply 474January 19, 2022 11:53 PM

A commercial for some type of OTC heath product where it's "infused". One of the two women in the commercial says something like "Infused with two things - like a karate door!" and then we see the front door of a house with arms and legs sticking out of it, attempting to fend off a delivery man. WTF?

by Anonymousreply 475January 20, 2022 2:46 AM

The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel.

by Anonymousreply 476January 20, 2022 2:56 PM

"I'm a Gainiac".

by Anonymousreply 477January 20, 2022 3:22 PM

Whatever commercial uses that awful song, "How Do You Like Me Now?" Instant mute.

by Anonymousreply 478January 20, 2022 7:07 PM

"How Do You Like Me Now?" is used for some teeth whitening product.

What a super annoying commercial. Both people applying the teeth whitening product, seem to have very thin lips. The better to show their big white teeth, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 479January 20, 2022 7:12 PM

The super creepy commercial for some erection product, it features a real life father and son, they've created the product.

The commercial is just plain weird. Both men come across as very smarmy.

by Anonymousreply 480January 20, 2022 8:17 PM

I hate these fucking NOOM commercials that tell you what a poor, put-upon victim you are, while trying to sell their brand of "therapy". Harmful and annoying. Maybe just stop eating so damn much.

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by Anonymousreply 481January 20, 2022 8:21 PM

R480, I'll add the Peyronie's Disease ad to your post. I may never be able to eat another carrot!

by Anonymousreply 482January 20, 2022 8:43 PM

The Covenant House commercial that uses the anti-human hymn "Amazing Grace."

by Anonymousreply 483January 20, 2022 9:14 PM

The Pharma commercials are taking over the airwaves. Happy Grandpa cannonballing into the lake cause he loves his new blood thinner! Happy fat guys cannonballing into the pool and confidently ordering whatever they want at a restaurant because they love their diabetes med! Happy guys proudly rolling up their sleeves and shoving their scab-free forearms in everyone’s face because they love their psoriasis med! Happy girls putting ther hair in ponytails and shopping for sleeveless dresses because they LOVE THEIR PSORIASIS MED!

They’re cringe-inducing and they all look like they’re from the same advertising team. And they’re fucking EVERYWHERE.

by Anonymousreply 484January 20, 2022 9:34 PM

R482 That PD treatment those crooked carrot commercials are pushing is a drug that is injected into the penis. With NEEDLES.

by Anonymousreply 485January 20, 2022 10:04 PM

The stupid Dr Oz ad where blames Biden for shutting down factories while pointing to the factory behind him that was closed 27 years ago.

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by Anonymousreply 486January 20, 2022 10:06 PM

r485, did you see the possible side effects of that drug? NECROSIS, in addition to a whole host of things.

by Anonymousreply 487January 20, 2022 11:24 PM

About the latest commercial with Jimmy JJ Walker. The way he pronounces and emphasizes the word “MONEY,” is so cartoonishly maniacal you’d think he was planning a way to get into Scrooge McDucks vault. But even worse is one of the ladies doing a testimonial afterwards. I swear to god she’s like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks 😂

by Anonymousreply 488January 24, 2022 3:49 PM

[quote]I swear to god she’s like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks 😂

I'd rather have Medea do those Medicare ads than Jimmy Walker, in the new ads Jimmy sounds mentally challenged.

The Joe Namath Medicare ads are equally annoying.

Not sure what these ads are pushing, anyone who is eligible for extra 'freebies' via Medicare, usually has MEDICAID as their main or third form of health insurance. Most adults with any kind of money in the bank and decent pensions won't be eligible for whatever Jimmy, Joe and everyone else is bullshitting about.

People on Medicare, don't get anything extra, just new surprise bills while they are already paying for Medicare!

I have to navigate my mom's medical situation, all Medicare brings is an extra monthly healthcare fee (taken out of your Social security), extra payments for blood tests and medications denial. The weirdest denial was: "Medicare doesn't have a contract with the Pharma company which manufacturers that medication, your mom will need to change her medication." What the FUCK???

FUCK Medicare.

by Anonymousreply 489January 24, 2022 4:13 PM

The Hippo ad with Ralph Fiennes aborted son.

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by Anonymousreply 490January 25, 2022 12:24 AM

The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. Can imagine the outrage if there was a commercial where a guy killed a woman in bar?

by Anonymousreply 491January 25, 2022 1:28 AM

[quote]The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. Can imagine the outrage if there was a commercial where a guy killed a woman in bar?

I think those ads are produced in the UK. The VoiceOver is by a woman with a Chav British accent. The other ad in this series features the Rapunzel character and there's yet another ad. ALL those ads are really annoying.

by Anonymousreply 492January 25, 2022 3:07 AM

Any of those 🎶 every kiss begins with Kaye 🎵 commercials especially the one where the sisters talk about how the mom handed down these sisters maybe a bracelet or necklace or ring or whatever. So they talk about how they hand it down to each every time one is going through a rough patch in life. You know they come up with the most bogus excuses as to why they want to hold on or get moms jewelry. “I’m devastated over the end of This is Us or I’m heartbroken by the death of lady wrestler Matilda the Hun or my favorite Mexican restaurant ran out of the hot sauce that I like.”

Also the Little Cesar’s commercial where Ed Sheran screams bloody murder cause the cashier told him they made changes to the pizza only for her to say they tripled the amount of pepperonis. 🤔 Come to think of it, think Ed Sheran sang one of the songs to those obnoxious jewelry commercials.

by Anonymousreply 493January 25, 2022 4:30 AM

John Cena and the purple cow who moos BOOOOOOST! The worst is the one where they are stuck upside down on the Ferris wheel.

by Anonymousreply 494January 25, 2022 2:45 PM

That computer virus protection software commercial where the employees say "believe" about 50 times - how more annoying can you get?

by Anonymousreply 495January 25, 2022 4:25 PM

I'm really getting sick of the woman who radiantly croons the "Nationwide is on your side" songs. It's not a hymn, you're just selling insurance!

by Anonymousreply 496January 25, 2022 10:33 PM

[quote]The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel.

Is that the one where he says of him and his wife..."and we write." You write what, cranky letters to the editor?

by Anonymousreply 497January 25, 2022 10:36 PM

No, R497 -- the poor pathetic man referred to above seems to be unmarried. He's all alone, relegated to substitute teaching and motivational speaking at his age. Pathetic, indeed!

by Anonymousreply 498January 25, 2022 10:43 PM

R484, The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial. That's what I pay attention to.

by Anonymousreply 499January 25, 2022 11:20 PM

R498: Greg (the motivational speaker) is the Black gentleman with the bad dye job. His hair is probably colored by the lovely lady co-star in the commercial, who is obviously Greg's beloved.

by Anonymousreply 500January 26, 2022 2:06 AM

[quote] The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial.

"Side effects, some fatal, have been reported."

"Some patients may experience trouble breathing, swallowing, or speaking."

by Anonymousreply 501January 26, 2022 3:28 AM

Speaking about odd pronunciations, there's a commercial for female protective undergarments and the lead woman refers to them as "pahnts". "And now, we wear the pahnts!"

by Anonymousreply 502January 26, 2022 3:44 AM

WTF is the point of the ridiculous Progressive ad with the father and son douchebags in a store while the son tries on jeans? Is there a point? Does it have something to do with the sign Dad is holding? Is it supposed to be funny? Just can't figure it out.

by Anonymousreply 503January 26, 2022 2:19 PM

The dad is looking at the boys crotch and ass in the jeans to see if his stuff looks good in them

by Anonymousreply 504January 26, 2022 9:01 PM

Is the money Progressive spends on those shitty spots really worth the amount of business they bring in? The commercials alone would make me run the fuck away.

by Anonymousreply 505January 29, 2022 3:46 PM

I hate the Wendy's fries commercial where they compare them to McDonalds and for some reason there is loud grating scream. WTF!

I don't know what commercial it is but it has some treacly, Sam Smith whiny voice, love song that begins with "I want you to see..." that as far as I can go before I dive for my remote to mute. I have diabetes and that commercial makes me go into a diabetic coma.

by Anonymousreply 506January 29, 2022 4:08 PM

R505 The insurance commercials are ridiculous. Insurance companies, big pharma and Medicare have to account for more than half of all commercials. Hey insurance companies, your commercials are not funny, cute or quirky. They’re fucking annoying.

by Anonymousreply 507January 29, 2022 4:11 PM

I just wish they would ban medicine commercials like they did liquor in the 70's.

by Anonymousreply 508January 31, 2022 9:04 AM

Hungry Root

"Hungry root came t-h-r-o-u-g-h".

"Now my refrigerator is PACKED".

I say fuck your empty-assed refrigerator that is suddenly packed with a bunch of plastic containers of food you will probably never even open and eat. Why was your fridge empty to begin with, bitch? Are you too lazy to go to the grocery store or poor as fuck?

by Anonymousreply 509January 31, 2022 10:50 AM

Applebee's playing the fucking Cheers theme song. Ugh! why do I need to be taken back to 1982 every fucking time there is a commercial break? You fucking bastards who produce these shitty commercials should be forced to watch your shit on loop for 3 weeks straight.

by Anonymousreply 510January 31, 2022 10:51 AM

By all means, ruin the memories of a classic tv sitcom theme by hijacking it to sell shitty food and watered down drinks.

by Anonymousreply 511January 31, 2022 2:41 PM

You called, R511?

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by Anonymousreply 512January 31, 2022 4:52 PM

"Thank You For Being A Friend" was a hit Andrew Gold pop song before it was ever the GG theme.

by Anonymousreply 513January 31, 2022 9:16 PM

This thread should be a fucking gold mine after The Super Bowl. I already hate the Mike Myers spot and I've only seen the shitty thing once.

by Anonymousreply 514February 12, 2022 4:27 PM

[quote]Money dance.

I esp. hate the one with the chick in the kitchen. She dances like some cruiseship performer.

by Anonymousreply 515February 12, 2022 4:38 PM

The Bounty commercials where some idiot spills a liquid they all react as if it's sulfuric acid.

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by Anonymousreply 517February 12, 2022 5:51 PM

R516 - those bother me, because the spill has already happened and they're like, "here's a fully-wrapped roll that you're going to have to tear the plastic off of before you can grab a paper towel to wipe up the spill".

by Anonymousreply 518February 12, 2022 8:41 PM

The Hormel Chili commercials are quite funny.

by Anonymousreply 519February 12, 2022 9:22 PM


I did enjoy the one where the little boy stuck a stick op his daddy's manhole. I did not know that public surprise anal in Japan is a thing.

by Anonymousreply 520February 12, 2022 9:31 PM

I was loving the Larry David commercial until I realized it was a spot for fucking bitcoin.

Best of the Super Bowl ads? The Sopranos Chevy spot. That really fucking touched me.

by Anonymousreply 521February 14, 2022 3:36 PM

The Kia robo-dachshund did it for intern Prancer and me.

by Anonymousreply 522February 14, 2022 9:48 PM

The Zac Efron spot wherein he resembled a 70's gay porn star.

by Anonymousreply 523February 15, 2022 10:44 PM

[quote] That really fucking touched me.

Well I hope they had your permission.


by Anonymousreply 524February 22, 2022 4:45 PM

They started running again the horrifying Kevin Hart one where the whole house is screaming at the top of their lungs about fucking lasagna.

by Anonymousreply 525February 22, 2022 4:49 PM

Some deodorant for your body that tells you to smell your hand after you wash your ass, with a woman miming the whole process. The same company has another ad for deodorant for your pits talking about "T-Rex arms".

by Anonymousreply 526February 22, 2022 4:51 PM

I can't wait for the ad with suburban daddies presenting hole.

by Anonymousreply 527February 22, 2022 5:12 PM

I wish Pepto would bring back the Country Western version. They brought back the flight attendants.

by Anonymousreply 528February 22, 2022 5:17 PM

The Spectrum cable monster ads are back. This time, they're hanging in a karaoke bar.

The puppet is singing "Time is On My Side". Wonder if Mick Jagger and Keith Richards ever imagined their music being in TV ads, then again, they didn't compose that song, still, theirs is the most recognizable version.

by Anonymousreply 529February 23, 2022 3:34 AM

The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker.


by Anonymousreply 530February 23, 2022 12:44 PM


Or, alternatively get in the car inside the garage and start it up. Then sit there for a little while.

by Anonymousreply 531February 23, 2022 3:50 PM

Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. Like he knows what lasagna is.

by Anonymousreply 532February 23, 2022 4:18 PM

I’m sure he’s read Garfield.

by Anonymousreply 533February 23, 2022 4:20 PM

[quote]The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker.

How do the neighbors know how much they paid for their car?

by Anonymousreply 534February 23, 2022 4:30 PM

r534, Carfax is blackmailing them.

by Anonymousreply 535February 23, 2022 5:54 PM

[quote]Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. Like he knows what lasagna is.

His super annoying screaming: "WHAAAAAT?" in those awful commercials isn't even funny.

How did that dwarf ever get famous?

by Anonymousreply 536February 23, 2022 6:14 PM

I’m tired of seeing Serena Williams appear in so many commercials. She is not attractive or a spokesperson I believe.

by Anonymousreply 537February 23, 2022 9:54 PM

That stupid millennial CUNT swinging her pussy around and talking about her dry, stressed eyes and shrieking. "STRYPAPER?!" What idiot came up with that POS?!

by Anonymousreply 538February 24, 2022 6:13 PM

Wow, the pain in the ass Sling medical expert who needs a Western omelet is now on an Amazon commercial telling people to sign up because you can always cancel, to a bride about to go down the aisle.

She is an actress that screams, DO NOT BELIEVE ME!

by Anonymousreply 539February 24, 2022 10:09 PM

Seat Geek with the talking and moving rear end of people.

by Anonymousreply 540February 24, 2022 10:19 PM

Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. It used to be a dirty little secret that they would do commercials for a million in Japan or Europe (Angelina, Johnny D & George). - they must be throwing millions at them.

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by Anonymousreply 542February 24, 2022 10:52 PM

Some of the worst current commercials are the Philly cream cheese ads. They have nothing to do with eating cream cheese.

by Anonymousreply 543February 24, 2022 11:07 PM

They are selling the cream and not the cheese.

Like the steak and sizzle.

by Anonymousreply 544February 24, 2022 11:33 PM

The TeleDoc commercials are ridiculous, one of them is suggesting women get their vagine checked!

Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?! A woman sure cannot get a Pap smear over a damn cell. WTF?

How do some of these ridiculous commercials even get past the discussion stage?

by Anonymousreply 545February 24, 2022 11:56 PM

R541. Covid cut into a lot paychecks. Gotta make that money!

by Anonymousreply 546February 26, 2022 1:14 AM

[quote]Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. It used to be a dirty little secret that they would do commercials for a million in Japan or Europe (Angelina, Johnny D & George). - they must be throwing millions at them.

The film industry was shut down for over a year.

by Anonymousreply 547February 26, 2022 2:32 AM

r547, yes, I'm part of that. It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires.

by Anonymousreply 548February 26, 2022 3:15 PM

The one with Jill Scott singing, it's an insurance company. So shmaltzy

by Anonymousreply 549February 26, 2022 3:23 PM

[quote]yes, I'm part of that. It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires.

But don't you have to work a little to keep the union health plans?

by Anonymousreply 550February 26, 2022 4:20 PM

Yes, but luckily I had a bank of hours, and our union froze the requirements during that time. I don't know what the actor's union did with their plans.

by Anonymousreply 551February 26, 2022 4:49 PM

The unions basically fucked over their members. Especially SAG.

by Anonymousreply 552February 26, 2022 5:17 PM

Is it just in LA - the Casino Morongo commercial - with an older African American couple laughing and grooving out in a convertible - he looks like an older Rick Fox and she looks like that tv chef Carla. They rock out eating dinner and playing at the gaming tables. There are two versions of the exact same commercial - one with Covid masks and one without masks. They are currently playing the version without the masks.

by Anonymousreply 553February 27, 2022 11:49 PM

Morongo....Good Times!

by Anonymousreply 554February 28, 2022 1:07 AM

Love seeing Larry David in his commercial, but what the hell is the product?

by Anonymousreply 555February 28, 2022 2:49 PM

I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto.

Doesn't work.

by Anonymousreply 556February 28, 2022 3:31 PM

"I'd do anythin.."


by Anonymousreply 557February 28, 2022 11:54 PM

[quote]Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?!

I’ve seen em. Course, I’m no doctor.

But selfies are cool.

by Anonymousreply 558March 1, 2022 1:00 PM

[quote] while these people are surely millionaires.

With commensurate expenses like houseS, carS, etc. that payments need to be kept up on. There’s a difference.

by Anonymousreply 559March 1, 2022 1:01 PM

There's a new commercial for an allergy medicine or something which mentions spring time - and it uses the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". You know, the song you hear AT CHRISTMAS TIME.

by Anonymousreply 560March 1, 2022 2:24 PM

Some people in advertising never finished high school. As an old friend used to point out when describing the Madison Avenue mindset, "these are the people who came up with "clean your rugs this afternoon, entertain guests tonight".

by Anonymousreply 561March 1, 2022 2:46 PM

Just saw another stupid TeleDoc ad, though, that's not the name of the particular service in the commercial.

This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, [bold]"If it burns when you pee..." [/bold]

Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked!

by Anonymousreply 562March 1, 2022 4:53 PM

I thought this was a tv commercials thread circa 2022?

by Anonymousreply 563March 1, 2022 11:30 PM

I can imagine the smarmy ad agency asshole who came up with the lyric: "If it burns when you pee..."

Nice work if you can get it.

by Anonymousreply 564March 2, 2022 12:27 AM

[quote] This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, "If it burns when you pee..."

Did you happen to write down the number?

Uh, asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 565March 2, 2022 3:29 PM

Bad timing for Dish Network. "Get in the basement!"

by Anonymousreply 566March 2, 2022 3:54 PM

Why does EVERY god damned commercial need a jacked up SONG to go with it??!!

"it's my lucky DAY AY AY AY AY...."

by Anonymousreply 567March 2, 2022 5:43 PM

Thank God they've stopped running the Shriners commercial. I had to switch channels whenever it came up.

by Anonymousreply 568March 2, 2022 6:10 PM

I'm adowable, you bitch!

by Anonymousreply 569March 2, 2022 6:13 PM

You *were* "adowable," old man. I'm the cute one now. And I don't need a speech impediment to be adoRable.

by Anonymousreply 570March 2, 2022 7:08 PM

You get a blanket with the gimpy kids, you get a blanket with the homeless kids, you get a t-shirt with the kids with cancer, you get a t-shirt with the shivering starved beasts, you get a stuffed toy with the African wildlife,, and you get NOTHING with a donation to old starving Jews. Bupkis.

Hate all this tele-beggary.

Now if I could get some semen stained speedos, tele-buggery interests me.

by Anonymousreply 571March 2, 2022 7:23 PM

The PTSD dogs and cats are gone, too, R568. Those campaigns seem to air annually during the quarter ending February 28.

Can the cleft-palated children be far behind?

by Anonymousreply 572March 2, 2022 7:31 PM

The begging for peoples hard earned money is usually always around the Winter holidays.

by Anonymousreply 573March 2, 2022 8:20 PM

Absolutely despise the Amazon spot withe the two ladies right before the wedding. It's creepy and obnoxious.

by Anonymousreply 574March 3, 2022 2:47 PM

And the creepy bridesmaid is the same know it all chick from the Sling ad. And a Western Omelette!

by Anonymousreply 575March 3, 2022 2:52 PM

I can't stand the little girl in the toilet paper commercial who's being toilet-trained and assures her mother that she's all through, only to say "Gotta go again" immediately thereafter. Her tone of voice is such an infuriating combination of smug and gotcha! that any real mom would probably burst out with profanity in a fit of temper. We shouldn't have to put up with TV ads about such subjects in the first place, but how is this bratty response supposed to be cute in any context?

by Anonymousreply 576March 4, 2022 12:18 AM

I think the Amazon before the wedding commercial should only run in Russia as part of the sanctions.

by Anonymousreply 577March 10, 2022 2:52 PM

I still despise EVERY commercial that has Kevin Hart screaming. Or, just Kevin Hart.

by Anonymousreply 578March 10, 2022 4:01 PM

If you watch the Ricky Gervais series, "After Life", you get a real glimpse at the type of person who adores Kevin Hart.

by Anonymousreply 579March 10, 2022 4:10 PM

The latest JB Smoove Caesar's commercial is insipid. I won't ever watch it again. I'd rather switch channels than sit through shit like that again. Who's directing these abysmal spots? Interns? All these betting app commercials are stupid, but Caesar's should have never made it past the Ides of March.

by Anonymousreply 580March 17, 2022 12:24 AM

Call me Mary - you know the aspca commercials about the poor freezing animals? WELL - they have topped themselves - a long torturous commercial about the poor dogs used for Dog Fights - holy fancy Moses - I wish I could help them all but that commercial is enough to make you run from the room!

by Anonymousreply 581March 17, 2022 3:14 AM

Christ the new car commercial where a school band plays really bad. Who are these advertising idiots who think hearing this awful noise every couple of hours is going to make anyone want to buy that car.

by Anonymousreply 582March 17, 2022 5:16 PM

R581, and yet, they only give you a t shirt.

Covenant House homeless kids and the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket.

by Anonymousreply 583March 17, 2022 6:02 PM

The empath training woman with the big eyebrows who has the cheap colored lights from Target strung over her doorway for no discernible reason.

by Anonymousreply 584March 17, 2022 6:11 PM

I've had the (dis)pleasure of seeing Sharon Stone in two commercials in the last 2 days. One was for some online gaming site and they have her face on the body of a cartoon crab or something, like she is one of the characters in some casino game. They only flash her face for about 5 seconds of the whole ad. If she had to stoop to this, she must really be needy.

The other ad is for an eyeglass place - Sharon is show standing in front of a rack of glasses and is trying on frames to choose. She has a line or two, but I didn't pay attention to what she says.

by Anonymousreply 585March 17, 2022 6:22 PM

[quote] the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket.

Not just a blanket. An adowable bwanket.

by Anonymousreply 586March 17, 2022 6:35 PM

Mike Lindell's pathetic "I'm being cancelled" ads for his shit pillows. Why the board of directors of that company hasn't defenestrated him by now is just a mystery.

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by Anonymousreply 587March 17, 2022 6:37 PM

This must have been mentioned a few times already, but I cannot stand the commercial with Dave Grohl, Kevin Hart, and some other people in a house and Dave is shouting to Kevin that he made lasagna. Kevin yells back, “what!?” And Dave yells “Lasagna!” Then they repeat this.

It’s so annoying. I hate loud/yelling commercials.

by Anonymousreply 588March 17, 2022 6:49 PM

Poor Kevin thinks yelling at the top of his lungs is funny.

Oh, I also noticed Shark Tank had him on the panel ONCE and then never again. He was a pain in the ass on that show, too.

by Anonymousreply 589March 17, 2022 7:25 PM

Planet Fitness with some angry black man who gets so happy because of his low rent gym. Is he somebody? Saw him on another commercial doing the same angry shtick.

by Anonymousreply 590March 17, 2022 8:14 PM

I am still hating the gay bald widower who thinks that Botox is the secret to his grief.

Grrrl, wrinkles are the least of your problems.

You look like a thumb.

by Anonymousreply 591March 21, 2022 4:07 AM

The super-annoying Infiniti XQ-60 spot with kids mangling "Thus Spoke Zarathustra". It actually hurts to listen to it.

by Anonymousreply 592March 24, 2022 12:07 AM

I dont know what they're trying to sell me, but the commercial that uses The Clapping Song can just fuck off already.

by Anonymousreply 593March 24, 2022 12:58 AM

The toe fungus guy.

by Anonymousreply 594March 24, 2022 1:58 AM

OMG, Sharon Stone shopping for glasses and the shop clerk looks like he is about to jizz himself.

He is kinda cute.

Is he the grown up Josh from the fucking grandparents in wrinkled clothing?

by Anonymousreply 595March 27, 2022 10:17 PM

The local covid vaccine commercials:

The sad, pathetic single mother saying, "Omicron is a real game changer!" Like haha bitch, you [bold]obviously[/bold] know the rules of the game we call life so well!

by Anonymousreply 596March 29, 2022 4:24 PM

I think it’s doordash where theyre on the bus and this lady talks about how they’re able to deliver the best bofogo or something 🥴 As if we’re supposed to know what that even is. Like I know they’re preferred to hire of all the Hispanics because of this cop out, dated, racist documentation paperwork bs when it comes to entertainment, and sports and politics and music and news coverage, you name it but the day this bofongo takes over Tuesdays from tacos I’ll take the bait. But don’t advertise something just to cater to your beloved preferred demographic when everyone is scratching their heads wondering what they hell they’re talking about. Bad PR so to speak 😝

by Anonymousreply 597April 6, 2022 1:34 AM

I am kinda liking the return of the libity bibity bad actor guy especially when he goes through the entire line and stops at a"need". From hated to likable.

by Anonymousreply 598April 6, 2022 1:50 AM

I never hated that guy - I thought he was the best one of the bunch. Love when his phone rings!

by Anonymousreply 599April 6, 2022 8:31 PM

I'd love to see "bad actor" in the buff. Yowza!

by Anonymousreply 600April 7, 2022 12:34 AM
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