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The NEW and IMPROVED Commercials You're Hating: Coronavirus Lockdown Edition

Continued from the previous, now closed, thread.

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by Anonymousreply 201October 19, 2021 10:35 PM

Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. Is she that desperate for cash?

by Anonymousreply 1August 4, 2021 5:27 PM

Speaking of Jlo r1, I play several games on my phone, and I'm constantly seeing Jlo in ads for Coin Master. In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO.

by Anonymousreply 2August 4, 2021 6:04 PM

I hate the Progressive ad where Flo ruins the close encounter between nerdy girl and hot guy in the laundromat. In fact, I'm starting to detest Flo.

by Anonymousreply 3August 5, 2021 4:40 PM

Doug from Liberty Mutual needs to burn in a pile of flaming ostrich feathers. Never liked Progressive- Flow, and although he’s an enjoyable and excellent award winning actor, J K Simmons, needs to cut the crap with those State Farm commercials.

by Anonymousreply 4August 5, 2021 4:51 PM

The Alexa commercial with the guy who's ironing and watching his favorite show. Either stop ironing, you twat waffle, or iron when you aren't watching the show. Alexa should refuse to keep rewinding the damn show.

by Anonymousreply 5August 5, 2021 6:06 PM

If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial I’m a scream.. It’s a fucking coat factory.. That’s it

They run that ad incessantly followed by the Holocaust survivor’s commercial that takes all of 15 mins.

I just want to go over there and we all end it together by drinking some Guyana punch so we could be put out of our misery already. So annoying and depressing.

by Anonymousreply 6August 5, 2021 8:15 PM

Now JJ from Good Times is on the Medicare Ad bandwagon. He looks ridiculous yelling at the screen “IT’S FREE…. Ugh.. And then he got pic frames in the background with the slogan “Dynomite” in the background. No shame at all.

by Anonymousreply 7August 5, 2021 9:21 PM

R6 - 😂


by Anonymousreply 8August 5, 2021 9:26 PM

You tend to lose your sense of shame when you're broke.

by Anonymousreply 9August 6, 2021 4:20 PM

That Gold Bond commercial with the pervy old black dude and the young guys with moist balls.

Moist, I tell you!

by Anonymousreply 10August 8, 2021 11:29 PM

R9 true

by Anonymousreply 11August 9, 2021 6:43 AM

The Hanes commercial with the guy hawking "ball-ance." At first, I thought it was Steve Zahn but it's not.

by Anonymousreply 12August 9, 2021 5:30 PM

The Shaquille O'Neal ad for whatever the hell he's hawking this week, where he walks into an establishment "disguised" in a bad grey Beatles wig and mustache. My God, doesn't this man have enough money? What low-end crap *won't* he shill for?

by Anonymousreply 13August 9, 2021 5:52 PM

Caesars Sportsbook with that guy yelling “you are, I am, we are.”

by Anonymousreply 14August 10, 2021 12:59 PM

Definitely, R14!! The first time I saw it, I thought that guy was J. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. Nope. It appears to be a serious commercial.

by Anonymousreply 15August 10, 2021 1:05 PM

I've never posted on one of these threads, but this Grocery Outlet ad has driven me past every last one of my limits. It follows me around Youtube and it will not stop. "Do you have cheese?" WHO THE FUCK WALKS INTO A GROCERY STORE AND ASKS IF THEY CARRY CHEESE?!!!

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by Anonymousreply 16August 10, 2021 1:16 PM

Another idiotic Liberty Mutual spot with the lookalike dog and master. Who the fuck is coming up with this shit?

by Anonymousreply 17August 10, 2021 5:04 PM

The NYC Covid vaccine with the hyper, coked-out Jamaican woman. I have to mute the tv. She's so fucking annoying.

by Anonymousreply 18August 11, 2021 4:13 PM

Neutrogena: “for people with skin!”

by Anonymousreply 19August 26, 2021 6:42 AM

I hate the women pooping commercials. They picked homely women so, yeah, I CAN picture all those Karens pooing! Use supermodels or very attractive women instead! THAT would be nervy but, no, pick people who look like women in my family who I can literally hear taking a shit down the hallway when I visit, you fucking advertising assholes.

by Anonymousreply 20August 26, 2021 6:51 AM

All those Comedy Central commercials for that Charlamagne Tha God arrogant, instigator creep including the female voice over whom I have no idea what language she’s even speaking. Can’t make out a damn word she’s saying. Been saying this since the end of the Chappell Show. Just stick to South Park Comedy Central. Even Jon Stewart these days, all he does is scold people in Congress or Wall Street. Turned so bitter and mean. Original Comedy Central programming is the pits. They hide behind the fact they can say “fuck” and “shit” more liberally and expect that to get them over. Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who I’m convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network.

by Anonymousreply 21August 26, 2021 6:53 AM

That new Samsung washer and dryer commercial with a song that’s clearly ripping off the beginning riff from the Rolling Stones’ Miss You.

by Anonymousreply 22August 26, 2021 7:08 AM

Samsung can't even make quality televisions, you think I'd trust them with a washer/dryer? Your clothes would probably be subject to ransomware.

by Anonymousreply 23August 26, 2021 3:06 PM

That Keeps commercial with the guy who looks like Byron Allen with a gheri curl or probably just 80s Byron Allen.

by Anonymousreply 24August 28, 2021 10:29 AM


by Anonymousreply 25August 28, 2021 12:55 PM

Next time you see that ad R3, take a close look at the nerdy girl. She has Flo’s face. I think the actor playing her the Flo actor’s real daughter.

by Anonymousreply 26August 28, 2021 1:13 PM

That lip biting dyke in the "Parker Promo" State Farm commercial.

by Anonymousreply 27August 28, 2021 1:16 PM

R27. I’d like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty.

by Anonymousreply 28August 28, 2021 2:27 PM

The insipid anti-Phil Murphy spots by the NJ GOP are laughable.

by Anonymousreply 29August 28, 2021 5:18 PM

But the Maya Discount truly knows how to handle Jake's meat...

by Anonymousreply 30August 28, 2021 7:02 PM

The insurance ad with the 3 kids playing jump rope. It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching.

by Anonymousreply 31August 28, 2021 7:16 PM

Also, I agree with the poster above about Shaquille. He shills so much stuff...why?

by Anonymousreply 32August 28, 2021 7:18 PM

He must have zero T-cells left. Only time?

But good for him. I hope he squeezes every nickle out of anyone who hires him.

by Anonymousreply 33August 28, 2021 7:25 PM

The Burger King commercial with the guy whispering ASMR style about buy one get a second for a dollar. STOP WHISPERING ON COMMERCIALS!

by Anonymousreply 34August 28, 2021 7:27 PM

You’re thinking of Magic Johnson, r33. Shaquille ‘s immunity system is not compromised.

by Anonymousreply 35August 29, 2021 8:03 AM

Any commercial that uses “I’ll Take You There,” “Walking On Sunshine,” or the Carmen Overture. Enough! Have you no shame, let alone creativity?

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by Anonymousreply 36August 29, 2021 8:18 AM

I could totally see Weird Al turning lemons into lemonade with that wet teddy bears commercial. “Wet Ass Plushy”

by Anonymousreply 37August 29, 2021 11:56 AM

In that IBS commercial with the lady chef with the huge spoon saying “go gluten free!” First of all she doesn’t look like she practices what she preaches looking dead on like a hybrid Melissa McCarthy and Kelly Clarkson.

by Anonymousreply 38August 29, 2021 12:01 PM

[quote] I thought that guy was J. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke

It is Smoove.

by Anonymousreply 39August 29, 2021 12:10 PM

The way she says Neutra-gena makes my skin crawl. AND the new tag line “for people with skin” is stupid!

by Anonymousreply 40August 29, 2021 12:33 PM

All the Caesars commercials with Smoove and Patton Oswald SUCK ASS.

by Anonymousreply 41August 29, 2021 5:04 PM

The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. He checks, nods dramatically, and then helps himself to all of the asparagus. Later in the commercial, he coyly dangles a bite of dessert in front of his wife, then eats it himself with this dumbass grin on his fat face. I wish he would choke on that bite of dessert, the smug asshole.

by Anonymousreply 42August 29, 2021 8:16 PM

I want Doug of Limu Emu and Doug fame inside of me, quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 43August 29, 2021 8:17 PM

That ugly, red-headed, skinny thing in the recent Walgreens commercial.

by Anonymousreply 44August 29, 2021 10:29 PM

The Greenies dog food commercial with the Tom Hanks in Castaway type guy and his dog on the island who takes a stick from the guy spelling out “HELP.” What the hell does HELO mean? That’s not a word so that the guy in the helicopter thought it was HELLO makes him look like the illiterate buffoon.

by Anonymousreply 45August 30, 2021 9:36 AM

The Jimmy Walker Medicare hotline commercials are so annoying that I flip or instantly mute em

by Anonymousreply 46August 30, 2021 8:17 PM

Any commercial where a 40something guy looks at the camera and says...

And she'll like it too {wink}.

What she wants? Is for you to learn how to eat her pussy to climax, you limp dick.

by Anonymousreply 47August 31, 2021 12:23 AM

And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter.

by Anonymousreply 48August 31, 2021 5:01 AM

Mr. Johnson, your daughter is a very good kisser, but she doesn't know how to wash her pussy.

Now THAT'S uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 49August 31, 2021 4:42 PM

Dear Flo,

You've never been in my fucking daydream.

by Anonymousreply 50September 1, 2021 3:55 PM

Applebee's stupid fucking commercial with a bunch of trashy, flyover/southern shits posting their stupid dancing videos. And that fucking song.

by Anonymousreply 51September 1, 2021 4:11 PM

Oh, please. Those shitkickers are the type who eat at Applebee's.

by Anonymousreply 52September 1, 2021 4:13 PM

[51] You beat me to it. I HATE that Applebee's commercial, both the song and the people dancing. Always fast forward or change the channel.

On channels with reruns of old TV shows you get tedious commercials with elderly celebrities hawking Medicare stuff. Those just make me sad. Is this the only way you can make money, Jimmy J. Walker and Joe Namath???

by Anonymousreply 53September 1, 2021 6:53 PM

R53 what about those oldies trying to sell walk-in bathtubs? The commercials are offensive where a white woman brags to black friend how she loves the bubble maker.

by Anonymousreply 54September 1, 2021 7:24 PM

When we were kids we had a different kind of bubble maker in the tub.

by Anonymousreply 55September 1, 2021 7:53 PM

Lol r55 actually it’s called a bubble massage or some shit like that.

by Anonymousreply 56September 1, 2021 8:08 PM

I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet.

by Anonymousreply 57September 1, 2021 11:45 PM

...and my name is Szaz. What a whiny old fuck she is. Szaz, not nasal enough. .

by Anonymousreply 58September 4, 2021 1:26 AM

R57 is a simpleton

by Anonymousreply 59September 4, 2021 1:30 AM

R59 Yes, I am. I also like the dancing in the Old Navy commercial.

Back to topic: I can't stand the Jimmy Walker Medicare commercial. He looks old and sad just like Joe Namath.

by Anonymousreply 60September 4, 2021 1:34 AM

That Joie de Hooha add with the stupid bitch wagging her fat, yeast-free cunt around in a yoga class.

by Anonymousreply 61September 4, 2021 2:11 AM

The daisy sour cream commercial where the hot husband has been out gay cruising all night and picks up some sour cream on his way home. The best part is when the frau preggo wife waddles in and swears they had run out and he being a complete sociopath simply says we did. She clearly realizes the truth at that instant. Afterwards they sit at the table and you just know wife and kid are found stuffed in a trunk a week later.

by Anonymousreply 62September 4, 2021 2:24 AM

That Kate McKinnon commercial. God, she’s fucking annoying.

by Anonymousreply 63September 4, 2021 2:27 AM

I heard Charles Barkley say he wouldn't be surprised if Shaq started doing ads for tampons!

by Anonymousreply 64September 4, 2021 2:35 AM

[quote] I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet.

Die in a grease fire!

by Anonymousreply 65September 4, 2021 2:42 AM

[quote] Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews.

They're not as bad as the Goli ad with the office worker who says "No thank you!" when he's offered cake and then claps his hands because he's just so damn proud of himself.

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by Anonymousreply 66September 4, 2021 2:50 AM

YES, R58!

I deeply HATE those Prevagen spots. The company got in trouble during the 2nd Obama administration for making claims they could not back up. So instead of a standard voice-over ad telling us all the miraculous miracles one will find in each bottle, now we have random "actual Prevagen users" going on and on about the miraculous miracles they've found in each bottle.*

[italic]*Your results may vary. You may show minimal to no improvement in your oldfolks condition. Especially if you're not middle to upper middle class with a gorgeous house with wraparound porch[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 67September 4, 2021 1:28 PM

The Manscape.com commercial with the hunky Army guy dropping his pants in the desert for a woman! Do they think we're all stupid?

by Anonymousreply 68September 4, 2021 3:20 PM

I don't have cable anymore, but I went to visit family a month ago and they had cable so I saw lots of commercials. However it seemed like 90% of them were for prescription meds. But Big Pharma isn't really a thing , ok lol.

by Anonymousreply 69September 4, 2021 3:23 PM

Yes, R69, ALL the prescription drug commercials! Especially when they adapt/reuse some old hit song. Glad the law requires them to list all the adverse reactions you can have. Kind of negates all the miracle drug happy talk.

by Anonymousreply 70September 4, 2021 4:03 PM

What's funny is the prescription ads show the most mundane stuff and try to make it look sublime. Like people walking around in a park or eating at a table or going to the grocery store and the sun is blinding and everyone is super happy and moving in slow motion. They are selling basic fucking existence.

by Anonymousreply 71September 4, 2021 4:09 PM

[quote]That Kate McKinnon commercial. God, she’s fucking annoying.

R63 so many to choose from: She's annoying in the phone commercial and SUPER annoying in the chip commercials with Dan Levy. They are the perfect annoying couple.

by Anonymousreply 72September 4, 2021 4:24 PM

I love Kate doing the Lezbo Klomp in the red stilettos.


by Anonymousreply 73September 4, 2021 4:46 PM

I like Mike Shara in the AAA spoof of the Allstate mayhem ads.

by Anonymousreply 74September 4, 2021 10:23 PM

The Walgreens commercial with the UGLY red headed girl.

by Anonymousreply 75September 4, 2021 11:08 PM

R66-I see that Goli spot and I just want to slap the shit out of that queen slapping his hands together

by Anonymousreply 76September 5, 2021 12:47 AM

That Zillow lady and all her personas chanting "me, me, me, me, me, me, me!" haunts my dreams. I have never been so annoyed by a commercial - and that's saying a lot.

by Anonymousreply 77September 5, 2021 1:12 AM

The south-Asian chic wearing the green jumpsuit in the Rakuten commercial needs her face punched.

by Anonymousreply 78September 5, 2021 3:32 AM

Shingles can be WHAAAAAAT??!!!

by Anonymousreply 79September 5, 2021 3:42 AM

100% on board with the Prevagen haters. Hate their names, hate their occupations, hate their lifestyles, but mostly hate how they all talk alike -- male, female, black, white -- it's the same flat affect I suppose is intended to make us think of them as serious spokespeople; just makes me think of them as creepy pod people.

by Anonymousreply 80September 5, 2021 4:22 AM

R80, maybe that's what Prevagen does to those who take it -- turns them all into Stepford wife types.

by Anonymousreply 81September 5, 2021 1:04 PM

Nugenix. "...and SHE'LL like it, too"

by Anonymousreply 82September 5, 2021 8:15 PM

The Citi credit card commercials with David Rose....I mean, Dan Levy.

I hate them both.

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by Anonymousreply 83September 5, 2021 8:28 PM

r82, it makes we want to vomit.

by Anonymousreply 84September 5, 2021 10:56 PM

The new Dove Men commercial where the guy says “it’s comfortable and last long time!” Not a long time but just long time. And the guy was as white and well spoken with no accent at all 😝

by Anonymousreply 85September 7, 2021 9:19 AM

The FB commercial with the scrawny guy who says his girlfriend dumped him for a Pisces or whatever zodiac sign. His hair, his face, his voice, the "helpful people" who make suggestions. Can't stand it!

by Anonymousreply 86September 7, 2021 12:46 PM

Should've shared a link R62, cuz this shit is hilarious.

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by Anonymousreply 87September 7, 2021 5:05 PM

Damn. He’s doin more than a dollop of Daisy, I’ll tell ya that much.

by Anonymousreply 88September 7, 2021 5:08 PM

Most posts here are obscure or rarely seen commercials not the incessant ones that drive us to want to commit suicide. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 89September 7, 2021 9:01 PM

R89,you may be eligible to add $144 to your Social Security.

by Anonymousreply 90September 7, 2021 9:36 PM

R62 I don't get the joke.

by Anonymousreply 91September 7, 2021 10:08 PM

R91 that asshat made it up.

by Anonymousreply 92September 7, 2021 10:17 PM

r91, It's like the Voltarin commercial where the wife with the gay husband is so glad that he has his moves back, and you can tell that the bartender, who pops his cork for everyone he sees and throws a boner, is also glad. The second commercial with a different wife married to a gay man, who has also got his moves back due to Voltarin, must have a little gay nephew who is a junior cater waiter, who just goes limp when he sees gay uncle release his moves. Does Voltarin only work on skinny gay men married to women? Do they use it as a sexual lubricant? Does Voltarin bleach the minds of women married to skinny gay men?

by Anonymousreply 93September 7, 2021 10:57 PM

Grammarly commercials where people sit at computers with the camera spinning around them dramatically as slowly broadening smiles of joy creep across their faces. As if to say there is nothing more satisfying in life than copy editing. Also I think one of their taglines was something like "Now you never have to stop working!" Like oh yay!

by Anonymousreply 94September 7, 2021 10:59 PM

I don't know what to make of the Amazon commercials about how well they treat their employees. The current one features a Latino guy who'd always wanted to be a nurse and, after he nursed his mother and brother through their final illnesses, Amazon helped him go to school to become a Med Ass't and now he's studying to become a RN. If there's an Amazon scholarship program for employees, this is the first I've heard of it -- somehow, I doubt it, but the guy in the commercial seems like such a nice, sincere young man.

How does this work? Amazon asks employees to appear in TV commercials praising the boss and employees are free to decline without repercussions? Or employees are paid to appear (as anyone else would be) and some do it for the money, yet we're supposed to believe what they're being paid to say? I just think it's an odd ad campaign, especially coming from a company with such a bad reputation for labor relations -- isn't a certain portion of the audience bound to scoff? I guess Walmart started it and Amazon is just as bad.

by Anonymousreply 95September 7, 2021 11:13 PM

Has anyone else seen the commercial with Dr. James Kojian. STRANGE looking man.

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by Anonymousreply 96September 7, 2021 11:54 PM

R95, don't forget Starbucks. I've been seeing an ad with a young woman who works there and is then shown studying at one of their tables. One of the last shots is of her at graduation. On her cap is something like "Thanks Starbucks."

by Anonymousreply 97September 8, 2021 1:41 PM

The Snuggle teddy bear and the woman dancing....they look like they're having seizures. Plus, I can't understand what the bear is saying. He used to be adorable, now he's just meh.

by Anonymousreply 98September 8, 2021 1:52 PM

The blond guy with the dog on the Liberty Mutual commercials has BDF, but is annoying

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by Anonymousreply 99September 8, 2021 5:53 PM

Those commercials for the online betting where the bitch is always saying MAKE.IT.RAIN.

by Anonymousreply 100September 8, 2021 6:20 PM

R97, I haven't seen that one. As you describe it, Starbucks' contribution to her education may just have been allowing her to study at one of their tables between shifts without having to order anything. Maybe that's all Amazon did for the future RN -- let him leave work early to attend night school, as long as he made up the time by coming in an equivalent number of hours early each morning.

by Anonymousreply 101September 8, 2021 9:43 PM

The one where the woman tries to tell her family that she saved $20 on a hair dryer by using Honey. Her kids scream at her to get out of their room and her mom waves her away like an insect. She has to share her news with a random delivery guy because her family hates her.

by Anonymousreply 102September 8, 2021 9:58 PM

Is the delivery guy hot at least?

by Anonymousreply 103September 8, 2021 10:14 PM

The Geico gecko needs to be done. And the women pooping commercial is incredibly misogynistic. Where’s men pooping?

by Anonymousreply 104September 8, 2021 10:34 PM

I’m tired of the Geico motorcycle commercials featuring the “buttercup” song from the 60s. For Christ’s sake change to a different song to run into the ground! Fuck!

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by Anonymousreply 106September 9, 2021 1:25 PM

thanks for the laugh, r33

by Anonymousreply 107September 9, 2021 1:30 PM

Yeah the Amazon commercials where they brag about paying people something resembling a living wage. You just know Jeff Bezos expects the entire world to get on their knees and suck his dick for paying his warehouse workers more than minimum wage. Incredibly toxic corporate culture.

by Anonymousreply 108September 9, 2021 1:34 PM

R106, and please make TLC stop showing the ads for Dr. Pimple Popper!!

by Anonymousreply 109September 9, 2021 1:39 PM

The Moto-man - half man, half motorcycle. Tired of his creepy looks and body.

by Anonymousreply 110September 9, 2021 9:09 PM

Aha! The answer to my question about Amazon at R95 is at the link. They are starting a program to pay tuition and expenses for employees seeking Bachelor's degrees in any field. Credit where due, sounds like it should help some people.

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by Anonymousreply 111September 10, 2021 12:58 AM

The Biore blackhead ads are fucking disgusting. Who the fuck wants to see some cunt pull blackheads out of her nose?

by Anonymousreply 112September 10, 2021 4:19 PM

In the preview for that instigator Charlamagne Da God show, well all of them are absolutely atrocious but in the new one someone asks him about the mental health issues in the US. Right away he starts going into all these statistics for black people when the question never was once implied metal health for only black Americans. So again he’s alienated a huge percentage of possible viewers including other minorities. And second this is supposed to be on COMEDY CENTRAL. When it comes to original newer programming unless the guys from Primus are singing the theme song I find zero funny about that network but at least the other shows are attempting comedy. The only thing that would make this any less funny would be attaching Tyler Perry’s name to it.

by Anonymousreply 113September 11, 2021 8:04 AM


The nationwide commercial with that fat lady with bad bangs singing , makes my ears hurt.

The burger king commercial with the whispering idiot narrator does the same thing.

I also hate anything with the state-farm snowqueen Jake.

by Anonymousreply 114September 11, 2021 10:24 PM

I don’t know if preview commercials for upcoming shows count but the one on MTV called Teen Mom: Young And Pregnant. So does that mean your all crusty and used up if you have the audacity to actually wait to waddle down to get your high school diploma? How much younger to they want these little skanks to get?

by Anonymousreply 115September 15, 2021 5:02 AM

“Online dating…I wanted to get back into dating but didn’t know where to start?” Like it’s tennis or something.

by Anonymousreply 116September 15, 2021 5:43 AM

Any fucking commercial with Kevin Hart screaming. Which is pretty much all that he does.

by Anonymousreply 117September 15, 2021 5:47 AM

That fucking guy who won’t stop singing about his grilled cheese. Just shut the fuck up and eat it. I can’t dive for the mute button fast enough.

by Anonymousreply 118September 15, 2021 6:02 AM

[quote] your all crusty and used up

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 119September 15, 2021 11:50 AM

I’ve noticed Expedia had pulled out their Rashida Jones commercials. That’s unfortunate because I did actually like them.

by Anonymousreply 120September 15, 2021 11:58 AM

[quote]The Geico gecko needs to be done.

YES. The Geico gecko is neither cute nor funny and never has been, plus has the most annoying goddamn voice imaginable. WHY is he British? Fuck that gecko.

by Anonymousreply 121September 15, 2021 12:45 PM

I think he's Australian, R121. Whatever his accent is, I don't like it either.

by Anonymousreply 122September 15, 2021 12:48 PM

The Geico Motorcycle "Build Me Up Buttercup" ads. Whoever dreamed them up should be tossed into a grease fire immediately.

by Anonymousreply 123September 15, 2021 1:43 PM

Geico has been replaced with Consumer Cellular as the sponsor of "Jeopardy.

by Anonymousreply 124September 15, 2021 3:12 PM

I notice there's a new spot for Doug and Emu as they try to fly in a helicopter. I can't help wishing there are sudden clouds and a mountain range.

by Anonymousreply 125September 15, 2021 3:13 PM

Oh, you don’t want that.


by Anonymousreply 126September 15, 2021 3:31 PM

I second the poster above about Kevin Hart. He makes me hate whatever he's selling.

by Anonymousreply 127September 15, 2021 7:13 PM

Nothin on my skin. Nothing is everythang!!

by Anonymousreply 128September 15, 2021 7:21 PM

Asshole Hart-"IT'S WHAT I DO".

by Anonymousreply 129September 16, 2021 12:05 AM

ALL the nasty, filthy cunt ads with the nasty, filthy cunts.

The Lume ad with the yoga women airing out their cracks makes me gag.

The ad where a woman in white stretch pants jumps over a camera showing what looks to be her crapped her pants or threw a crotch clot, for a TV instant, is disgusting.

The washable period panties, uh, no.

And then there are all those women taking shits...

Countdown to Amy Schumer and her Tampax Sequoias™ for women whose children simply fell out of them.

Enough with the cunt ads.

by Anonymousreply 130September 16, 2021 1:32 PM

The new Phexxi commercial with Alexis from Schitt's Creek. The "I'm coming" line with the wink is cringe-inducing!

by Anonymousreply 131September 16, 2021 1:35 PM

First, this country tries to take away women's rights, and now, ad agencies are doing all they can to make women degrade themselves as if they were farm animals. This shit has got to stop. Literally.

by Anonymousreply 132September 16, 2021 3:48 PM

=Differens pimple-popping ad is utterly disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 133September 17, 2021 6:59 PM

"there's no subtlety, no nuance".

by Anonymousreply 134September 18, 2021 3:42 PM

God I fucking hate that State Farm ad where the woman piles meat on the scale. Bleh.

by Anonymousreply 135September 18, 2021 10:38 PM

And now the “hello I’m your vagina” commercial. Where’s the “hello I’m your penis” commercial. It’s like let’s treat women like clowns and undeserving of respect or simple privacy.

by Anonymousreply 136September 19, 2021 1:16 AM

The gecko is definitely British.

by Anonymousreply 137September 19, 2021 1:18 AM

Grilled cheese o’clock. WTF

by Anonymousreply 138September 19, 2021 1:21 AM

Grilled cheese o’clock. WTF

by Anonymousreply 139September 19, 2021 1:22 AM

There's this Canadian Amazon commercial with a guy (Hugh) and it sucks. I wish they'd stop playing it.

by Anonymousreply 140September 19, 2021 1:39 AM

lmafo, R140. He's hot!

by Anonymousreply 141September 19, 2021 1:44 AM

Most posters to this thread do not have a TV

by Anonymousreply 142September 19, 2021 5:33 PM

I still have my Philco radio!

by Anonymousreply 143September 19, 2021 5:35 PM

R86, I came here to post the same thing. I hate that ugly little queen and his dirty bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 144September 19, 2021 5:37 PM

If he is in a FB Group, it is frightening to think of the people like him who populate it.

by Anonymousreply 145September 19, 2021 8:00 PM

I'd fuck the tanned little Twink.

by Anonymousreply 146September 19, 2021 10:11 PM

They’re promoting occult groups n FB.

by Anonymousreply 147September 19, 2021 10:13 PM

Not hating, but more bewildered after seeing Liev Schrieber in a commercial for a company called "Mattress Firm". I had put my TV on mute, so when I looked up I see Liev driving at night while talking to the camera. By the time I grabbed the remote to turn on the sound, the ad was done, so I can't judge the "quality" of the ad.

I know more and more movie stars are doing commercials, like Clooney and Pitt for coffee, I just thought the Liev had more clout than to shill for mattresses.

by Anonymousreply 148September 20, 2021 5:25 PM

R148, that ad, as much as I hate it, makes me miss Ray Donovan. I'm so pissed at Showtime for cancelling that show at a pivotal point!

by Anonymousreply 149September 21, 2021 1:34 PM

R148-The quality of the ad is such that it looks like Liev didn't want to be associated with a mattress ad, but the poor thing has to get work somewhere. So he's always in shadows. I've never seen Pablo Schrieber in a commercial.

by Anonymousreply 150September 21, 2021 3:31 PM

R13, I honestly thought this was real when I initially stumbled across it online...

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by Anonymousreply 151September 21, 2021 4:21 PM

The Oikos yogurt commercial featuring a young woman "singing" Chris Isaak's Wicked Game at karaoke. If that's bad enough, you hear people in the audience shouting things like "Sing about yogurt!" and "Sing about fruit!" which she proceeds to do.

by Anonymousreply 152September 27, 2021 3:19 AM

The Asian bitches who yell stupid shit about their money in the Discover Card commercial.

by Anonymousreply 153September 27, 2021 7:38 AM

The cloying grilled cheese Kraft American cheese commercials. I generally hate 'plain folks' advertising, since I know they're the end result of a multi-million dollar, test group green lit, campaign.

by Anonymousreply 154September 27, 2021 8:46 AM

The Rakuten commercial using "Whatta Man" by Salt n' Peppa.

by Anonymousreply 155September 27, 2021 1:24 PM

I believe it’s the Asian woman shaking her titties is the attraction to fucked up straight guy fetish.

by Anonymousreply 156September 27, 2021 2:15 PM

R156-Yep. Straight guys with tiny dicks.

by Anonymousreply 157September 27, 2021 3:25 PM

1] shakes shoulders

2] shakes ass

3] shakes titties

just lovely

by Anonymousreply 158September 27, 2021 6:15 PM

Are the 1-888-Sparky electricians ad national? Very dopey, but the male electrician is kinda cute.

by Anonymousreply 159September 27, 2021 6:32 PM

I have to mute that dumb fuck Rob Gronkowski for USAA Insurance.

But...I am special. 🙄

How he keeps from wandering into traffic every day is beyond me.

by Anonymousreply 160September 27, 2021 6:35 PM

Has that “women pooping” one been mentioned? UGH.

by Anonymousreply 161September 27, 2021 10:50 PM

That women's pad commercial where a woman in white leaps over a camera and appears to have dropped a clot in her pants. Eeeeeeew.

by Anonymousreply 162September 27, 2021 11:29 PM

Khloe Kardashian doing commercials for the game Candy Crush, with her scary plastic face and weird looking ass implants. Dis bish doesn't have anything else to do but shill for this game? She's stiff and not comfortable to look at in the ad, I was more preoccupied looking at her mug than learning anything about the game.

I know the game is popular - I used to play until I realized it's mind numbing, but how low will these people go?

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by Anonymousreply 163September 28, 2021 12:30 AM

i still hate Tena pads "pussy skin" commercial.

by Anonymousreply 164September 28, 2021 10:50 AM

The Oikos commercial mentioned above

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by Anonymousreply 165September 28, 2021 2:54 PM

That hideous commercial in which the odious entitled Karen welcomes you to her vagina. It's set in a tacky pink house with a little pink tunnel leading to her front door. It looks and feels like an SNL sketch.

by Anonymousreply 166September 28, 2021 3:43 PM

Shingles can be whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Anonymousreply 167September 29, 2021 7:21 PM

Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower.

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by Anonymousreply 169September 29, 2021 10:35 PM

It seems that the new Aidy Bryant commercial for old Navy, looks like the road company of Disney's Fantasia.

by Anonymousreply 170September 30, 2021 2:32 PM

Please bring back Rashida Jones’ Expedia commercials! I’m having withdrawals.

by Anonymousreply 171October 1, 2021 10:33 AM

Now that the gecko is banished from the Jeopardy kingdom, I can't remember what he looks like.

by Anonymousreply 172October 4, 2021 3:56 PM

I HATE JB Smoove in those fucking Caesars commercials. I'm waiting for March 15th with bated breath.

by Anonymousreply 173October 4, 2021 4:35 PM

Why do I assume Smoove is just playing his true self in those spots?

by Anonymousreply 174October 4, 2021 5:12 PM

Funny how Caesars used to be so classy, and they go with a Silly Caesar as opposed to MGM they went with Fox. Fox is better.

by Anonymousreply 175October 4, 2021 5:15 PM

I loathe that Red Bull commercial where "Rome wasn't built in a day"... listen to the lines... IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL. I get that they wanted to get to the "Rome wasn't built in a day" thing because they ran out of Red Bull, but come on... none of the lines actually lead up to that. WTF. It really pisses me off.

by Anonymousreply 176October 5, 2021 1:48 AM

In NYC they are playing three different vaccination commercials featuring “real” people talking about getting the shot. While I applaud the idea, the Pastor Chris guy just scares me. Can barely understand a word he says.

by Anonymousreply 177October 5, 2021 1:39 PM

R177=What about the annoying chatterbox who talks so fast she's unintelligible? I switch channels when she appears.

by Anonymousreply 178October 5, 2021 1:53 PM

“My people, my black people... I have a friend and she’s a doctor and she’s BLACK!”

by Anonymousreply 179October 5, 2021 4:51 PM

Every time I see that ad, R177, I wonder who picked these people, unless it was to get to appeal to the ratbag demographic.. Pastor Chris looks like they found him sleeping in a refrigerator box and offered him a few bucks to film the ad. Whoever approved him as a spokesman needs to put down the crack pipe,

by Anonymousreply 180October 5, 2021 5:59 PM

The Lume ad for "stinky crevices" makes it seem like they are selling cave guano cleanser.

Is it abrasive, like Comet?

by Anonymousreply 181October 7, 2021 12:32 AM

Kia has an ad showing a writer with writers block get in her car and drive around. She then envisions dramatic scenes of Renaissance couples at masked balls, kissing, etc. as she drives around, that seemingly inspire her for her story, as the writer gets a big smile on her face. Very contrived and arrogant to give that much credit to a metal box with wheels.

by Anonymousreply 182October 9, 2021 6:03 PM

Progressive commercials, they are getting dumber by the day.

by Anonymousreply 183October 9, 2021 6:31 PM

Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. She’s an icon for over ten years and still going….RESPECT (find out what it means to me!).

by Anonymousreply 184October 10, 2021 10:41 AM

I worked in advertising 30 years. I am now cursed with the ability to visualize every client/agency interaction that led to all these shitty ads. The deep, weeks-long discussions about anthropomorphic geckos, vaginas, antidepressants. It’s like being a Cassandra of crap.

I had to quit because I grew to hate the American public too much to pretend ‘the consumer is not a moron’. (Fuck you David Ogilvy, she most definitely is.)

by Anonymousreply 185October 10, 2021 10:55 AM

[quote] Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. She’s an icon for over ten years

Come again.

by Anonymousreply 186October 10, 2021 12:02 PM

You like the Dulcolax soft chews commercial? That blonde woman in her car giving us a look like she knows we’ve been discussing her constipation.

by Anonymousreply 187October 10, 2021 2:58 PM

Flo is not a nurse. She is Customer Service.

by Anonymousreply 188October 10, 2021 5:11 PM

And she'll never have to do another acting gig in her life. THANKFULLY.

by Anonymousreply 189October 10, 2021 5:13 PM

Has anyone mentioned the newest Shingrix (sp?) commercial featuring "Bill"?

by Anonymousreply 190October 11, 2021 2:46 AM

Is Bill the guy who pulls up his shirt to reveal the worst case of flesh-eating bacteria I've ever seen?

by Anonymousreply 191October 11, 2021 3:44 PM

No, Bill is what the husband has named his Shingles rash.

by Anonymousreply 192October 11, 2021 5:14 PM

I once named my cold sore Homer.

by Anonymousreply 193October 13, 2021 1:59 PM

The fucking NetSpend ad. The stupid announcer and all those actors repeating what he just said. This company must be preying on morons

by Anonymousreply 194October 13, 2021 2:38 PM

The stinky pussy deodorant commercial is disgusting.

Malodorous crack spackle.

Put it on with a trowel.

by Anonymousreply 195October 13, 2021 3:06 PM

You guys have mentioned it already - that cloying “Grilled Cheese o clock “commercial runs all of the time! As I type this at 2:30 am Aidy Bryant is dancing around in her Old Navy commercial.

by Anonymousreply 196October 14, 2021 9:29 AM

They ran a new malodorous crack Spackle commercial, with the inventor simply saying what's not in it.

Much better than the rotten fish expedition of the hot crack yoga moms.

by Anonymousreply 197October 14, 2021 12:58 PM

There's an ad that runs on Youtube 10 times a day for adult diapers. There are several different variations of the ad and the longest is 2+ minutes! The product is called Because Market undergarments and the ads show a perky blond 60ish woman telling us "I just peed my pants!" and that the garments hold 5 cups of liquid! and they don't have annoying crinkling when you move, etc. I've gotten very good at grabbing the remote and hitting the SKIP button as soon as I see Blondie bent over to show how you can't detect the diapers in her yoga pants.

I don't know how Youtube's advertising algorithm works, but somehow they think I'm a candidate for pee pads cause I'm always getting these ads.

by Anonymousreply 198October 14, 2021 7:28 PM

The California Psychics commercial is definitely one for this list. One guy says the psychic saw him owning a yoga studio because of interest in exercise. If he buys the studio, it's not because of the psychic saw your future, you dumbfuck! It's because she gave you a SUGGESTION and you took it. Did she also see the pandemic coming and let you know you'd be out of business in a matter of weeks?

Another is the LifeLock ad. They're supposed to be monitoring your personal information to PREVENT things from happening. They have a woman who says someone bought a $50k car and drove it off the lot, using her info, and THEN LifeLock stepped in. Why didn't they prevent that from happening?

by Anonymousreply 199October 19, 2021 6:13 PM

The Hungry Root food delivery commercial where one of the women does that annoying sing-song thing: "Hungry Root caaame throooough!"

Something about that makes me want to throw a brick through the TV.

by Anonymousreply 200October 19, 2021 6:24 PM

R200, I’d rather eat that brick than the shit they show in that commercial. Mmmmmm....sliced raw sweet potatoes and other vegetables for $$$. Idiots can’t go to a local grocery or produce store and buy the same stuff for less than half the price?? The only more ridiculous food delivery company is that stupid Daily Harvest nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 201October 19, 2021 10:35 PM
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