The NEW and IMPROVED Commercials You're Hating: Coronavirus Lockdown Edition

Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. Is she that desperate for cash?

Speaking of Jlo r1, I play several games on my phone, and I'm constantly seeing Jlo in ads for Coin Master. In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO.

I hate the Progressive ad where Flo ruins the close encounter between nerdy girl and hot guy in the laundromat. In fact, I'm starting to detest Flo.

Doug from Liberty Mutual needs to burn in a pile of flaming ostrich feathers. Never liked Progressive- Flow, and although he’s an enjoyable and excellent award winning actor, J K Simmons, needs to cut the crap with those State Farm commercials.

The Alexa commercial with the guy who's ironing and watching his favorite show. Either stop ironing, you twat waffle, or iron when you aren't watching the show. Alexa should refuse to keep rewinding the damn show.

If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial I’m a scream.. It’s a fucking coat factory.. That’s it

They run that ad incessantly followed by the Holocaust survivor’s commercial that takes all of 15 mins.

I just want to go over there and we all end it together by drinking some Guyana punch so we could be put out of our misery already. So annoying and depressing.

Now JJ from Good Times is on the Medicare Ad bandwagon. He looks ridiculous yelling at the screen “IT’S FREE…. Ugh.. And then he got pic frames in the background with the slogan “Dynomite” in the background. No shame at all.

R6 - 😂

r4

You tend to lose your sense of shame when you're broke.

That Gold Bond commercial with the pervy old black dude and the young guys with moist balls.

Moist, I tell you!

R9 true

The Hanes commercial with the guy hawking "ball-ance." At first, I thought it was Steve Zahn but it's not.

The Shaquille O'Neal ad for whatever the hell he's hawking this week, where he walks into an establishment "disguised" in a bad grey Beatles wig and mustache. My God, doesn't this man have enough money? What low-end crap *won't* he shill for?

Caesars Sportsbook with that guy yelling “you are, I am, we are.”

Definitely, R14!! The first time I saw it, I thought that guy was J. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. Nope. It appears to be a serious commercial.

I've never posted on one of these threads, but this Grocery Outlet ad has driven me past every last one of my limits. It follows me around Youtube and it will not stop. "Do you have cheese?" WHO THE FUCK WALKS INTO A GROCERY STORE AND ASKS IF THEY CARRY CHEESE?!!!

Another idiotic Liberty Mutual spot with the lookalike dog and master. Who the fuck is coming up with this shit?

The NYC Covid vaccine with the hyper, coked-out Jamaican woman. I have to mute the tv. She's so fucking annoying.

Neutrogena: “for people with skin!”

I hate the women pooping commercials. They picked homely women so, yeah, I CAN picture all those Karens pooing! Use supermodels or very attractive women instead! THAT would be nervy but, no, pick people who look like women in my family who I can literally hear taking a shit down the hallway when I visit, you fucking advertising assholes.

All those Comedy Central commercials for that Charlamagne Tha God arrogant, instigator creep including the female voice over whom I have no idea what language she’s even speaking. Can’t make out a damn word she’s saying. Been saying this since the end of the Chappell Show. Just stick to South Park Comedy Central. Even Jon Stewart these days, all he does is scold people in Congress or Wall Street. Turned so bitter and mean. Original Comedy Central programming is the pits. They hide behind the fact they can say “fuck” and “shit” more liberally and expect that to get them over. Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who I’m convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network.

That new Samsung washer and dryer commercial with a song that’s clearly ripping off the beginning riff from the Rolling Stones’ Miss You.

Samsung can't even make quality televisions, you think I'd trust them with a washer/dryer? Your clothes would probably be subject to ransomware.

That Keeps commercial with the guy who looks like Byron Allen with a gheri curl or probably just 80s Byron Allen.

WET TEDDY BEARS, GET YOUR WET TEDDY BEARS!

Next time you see that ad R3, take a close look at the nerdy girl. She has Flo’s face. I think the actor playing her the Flo actor’s real daughter.

That lip biting dyke in the "Parker Promo" State Farm commercial.

R27. I’d like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty.

The insipid anti-Phil Murphy spots by the NJ GOP are laughable.

But the Maya Discount truly knows how to handle Jake's meat...

The insurance ad with the 3 kids playing jump rope. It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching.

Also, I agree with the poster above about Shaquille. He shills so much stuff...why?

He must have zero T-cells left. Only time?

But good for him. I hope he squeezes every nickle out of anyone who hires him.

The Burger King commercial with the guy whispering ASMR style about buy one get a second for a dollar. STOP WHISPERING ON COMMERCIALS!

You’re thinking of Magic Johnson, r33. Shaquille ‘s immunity system is not compromised.

Any commercial that uses “I’ll Take You There,” “Walking On Sunshine,” or the Carmen Overture. Enough! Have you no shame, let alone creativity?

I could totally see Weird Al turning lemons into lemonade with that wet teddy bears commercial. “Wet Ass Plushy”

In that IBS commercial with the lady chef with the huge spoon saying “go gluten free!” First of all she doesn’t look like she practices what she preaches looking dead on like a hybrid Melissa McCarthy and Kelly Clarkson.

[quote] I thought that guy was J. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke

It is Smoove.

The way she says Neutra-gena makes my skin crawl. AND the new tag line “for people with skin” is stupid!

All the Caesars commercials with Smoove and Patton Oswald SUCK ASS.

The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. He checks, nods dramatically, and then helps himself to all of the asparagus. Later in the commercial, he coyly dangles a bite of dessert in front of his wife, then eats it himself with this dumbass grin on his fat face. I wish he would choke on that bite of dessert, the smug asshole.

I want Doug of Limu Emu and Doug fame inside of me, quite deeply.

That ugly, red-headed, skinny thing in the recent Walgreens commercial.

The Greenies dog food commercial with the Tom Hanks in Castaway type guy and his dog on the island who takes a stick from the guy spelling out “HELP.” What the hell does HELO mean? That’s not a word so that the guy in the helicopter thought it was HELLO makes him look like the illiterate buffoon.

The Jimmy Walker Medicare hotline commercials are so annoying that I flip or instantly mute em

Any commercial where a 40something guy looks at the camera and says...

And she'll like it too {wink}.

What she wants? Is for you to learn how to eat her pussy to climax, you limp dick.

And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter.

Mr. Johnson, your daughter is a very good kisser, but she doesn't know how to wash her pussy.

Now THAT'S uncomfortable.

Dear Flo,

You've never been in my fucking daydream.

Applebee's stupid fucking commercial with a bunch of trashy, flyover/southern shits posting their stupid dancing videos. And that fucking song.

Oh, please. Those shitkickers are the type who eat at Applebee's.

[51] You beat me to it. I HATE that Applebee's commercial, both the song and the people dancing. Always fast forward or change the channel.

On channels with reruns of old TV shows you get tedious commercials with elderly celebrities hawking Medicare stuff. Those just make me sad. Is this the only way you can make money, Jimmy J. Walker and Joe Namath???

R53 what about those oldies trying to sell walk-in bathtubs? The commercials are offensive where a white woman brags to black friend how she loves the bubble maker.

When we were kids we had a different kind of bubble maker in the tub.

Lol r55 actually it’s called a bubble massage or some shit like that.

I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet.

...and my name is Szaz. What a whiny old fuck she is. Szaz, not nasal enough. .

R57 is a simpleton

R59 Yes, I am. I also like the dancing in the Old Navy commercial.

Back to topic: I can't stand the Jimmy Walker Medicare commercial. He looks old and sad just like Joe Namath.

That Joie de Hooha add with the stupid bitch wagging her fat, yeast-free cunt around in a yoga class.

The daisy sour cream commercial where the hot husband has been out gay cruising all night and picks up some sour cream on his way home. The best part is when the frau preggo wife waddles in and swears they had run out and he being a complete sociopath simply says we did. She clearly realizes the truth at that instant. Afterwards they sit at the table and you just know wife and kid are found stuffed in a trunk a week later.

That Kate McKinnon commercial. God, she’s fucking annoying.

I heard Charles Barkley say he wouldn't be surprised if Shaq started doing ads for tampons!

[quote] I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet.

Die in a grease fire!

[quote] Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews.

They're not as bad as the Goli ad with the office worker who says "No thank you!" when he's offered cake and then claps his hands because he's just so damn proud of himself.

YES, R58!

I deeply HATE those Prevagen spots. The company got in trouble during the 2nd Obama administration for making claims they could not back up. So instead of a standard voice-over ad telling us all the miraculous miracles one will find in each bottle, now we have random "actual Prevagen users" going on and on about the miraculous miracles they've found in each bottle.*

[italic]*Your results may vary. You may show minimal to no improvement in your oldfolks condition. Especially if you're not middle to upper middle class with a gorgeous house with wraparound porch[/italic]

The Manscape.com commercial with the hunky Army guy dropping his pants in the desert for a woman! Do they think we're all stupid?

I don't have cable anymore, but I went to visit family a month ago and they had cable so I saw lots of commercials. However it seemed like 90% of them were for prescription meds. But Big Pharma isn't really a thing , ok lol.

Yes, R69, ALL the prescription drug commercials! Especially when they adapt/reuse some old hit song. Glad the law requires them to list all the adverse reactions you can have. Kind of negates all the miracle drug happy talk.

What's funny is the prescription ads show the most mundane stuff and try to make it look sublime. Like people walking around in a park or eating at a table or going to the grocery store and the sun is blinding and everyone is super happy and moving in slow motion. They are selling basic fucking existence.

[quote]That Kate McKinnon commercial. God, she’s fucking annoying.

R63 so many to choose from: She's annoying in the phone commercial and SUPER annoying in the chip commercials with Dan Levy. They are the perfect annoying couple.

I love Kate doing the Lezbo Klomp in the red stilettos.

klomp

I like Mike Shara in the AAA spoof of the Allstate mayhem ads.

The Walgreens commercial with the UGLY red headed girl.

R66-I see that Goli spot and I just want to slap the shit out of that queen slapping his hands together

That Zillow lady and all her personas chanting "me, me, me, me, me, me, me!" haunts my dreams. I have never been so annoyed by a commercial - and that's saying a lot.

The south-Asian chic wearing the green jumpsuit in the Rakuten commercial needs her face punched.

Shingles can be WHAAAAAAT??!!!

100% on board with the Prevagen haters. Hate their names, hate their occupations, hate their lifestyles, but mostly hate how they all talk alike -- male, female, black, white -- it's the same flat affect I suppose is intended to make us think of them as serious spokespeople; just makes me think of them as creepy pod people.

R80, maybe that's what Prevagen does to those who take it -- turns them all into Stepford wife types.

Nugenix. "...and SHE'LL like it, too"

The Citi credit card commercials with David Rose....I mean, Dan Levy.

I hate them both.

r82, it makes we want to vomit.

The new Dove Men commercial where the guy says “it’s comfortable and last long time!” Not a long time but just long time. And the guy was as white and well spoken with no accent at all 😝

The FB commercial with the scrawny guy who says his girlfriend dumped him for a Pisces or whatever zodiac sign. His hair, his face, his voice, the "helpful people" who make suggestions. Can't stand it!

Should've shared a link R62, cuz this shit is hilarious.

Damn. He’s doin more than a dollop of Daisy, I’ll tell ya that much.

Most posts here are obscure or rarely seen commercials not the incessant ones that drive us to want to commit suicide. Duh.

R89,you may be eligible to add $144 to your Social Security.

R62 I don't get the joke.

R91 that asshat made it up.

r91, It's like the Voltarin commercial where the wife with the gay husband is so glad that he has his moves back, and you can tell that the bartender, who pops his cork for everyone he sees and throws a boner, is also glad. The second commercial with a different wife married to a gay man, who has also got his moves back due to Voltarin, must have a little gay nephew who is a junior cater waiter, who just goes limp when he sees gay uncle release his moves. Does Voltarin only work on skinny gay men married to women? Do they use it as a sexual lubricant? Does Voltarin bleach the minds of women married to skinny gay men?

Grammarly commercials where people sit at computers with the camera spinning around them dramatically as slowly broadening smiles of joy creep across their faces. As if to say there is nothing more satisfying in life than copy editing. Also I think one of their taglines was something like "Now you never have to stop working!" Like oh yay!

I don't know what to make of the Amazon commercials about how well they treat their employees. The current one features a Latino guy who'd always wanted to be a nurse and, after he nursed his mother and brother through their final illnesses, Amazon helped him go to school to become a Med Ass't and now he's studying to become a RN. If there's an Amazon scholarship program for employees, this is the first I've heard of it -- somehow, I doubt it, but the guy in the commercial seems like such a nice, sincere young man.

How does this work? Amazon asks employees to appear in TV commercials praising the boss and employees are free to decline without repercussions? Or employees are paid to appear (as anyone else would be) and some do it for the money, yet we're supposed to believe what they're being paid to say? I just think it's an odd ad campaign, especially coming from a company with such a bad reputation for labor relations -- isn't a certain portion of the audience bound to scoff? I guess Walmart started it and Amazon is just as bad.

Has anyone else seen the commercial with Dr. James Kojian. STRANGE looking man.

R95, don't forget Starbucks. I've been seeing an ad with a young woman who works there and is then shown studying at one of their tables. One of the last shots is of her at graduation. On her cap is something like "Thanks Starbucks."

The Snuggle teddy bear and the woman dancing....they look like they're having seizures. Plus, I can't understand what the bear is saying. He used to be adorable, now he's just meh.

The blond guy with the dog on the Liberty Mutual commercials has BDF, but is annoying

Those commercials for the online betting where the bitch is always saying MAKE.IT.RAIN.

R97, I haven't seen that one. As you describe it, Starbucks' contribution to her education may just have been allowing her to study at one of their tables between shifts without having to order anything. Maybe that's all Amazon did for the future RN -- let him leave work early to attend night school, as long as he made up the time by coming in an equivalent number of hours early each morning.

The one where the woman tries to tell her family that she saved $20 on a hair dryer by using Honey. Her kids scream at her to get out of their room and her mom waves her away like an insect. She has to share her news with a random delivery guy because her family hates her.

Is the delivery guy hot at least?

The Geico gecko needs to be done. And the women pooping commercial is incredibly misogynistic. Where’s men pooping?

I’m tired of the Geico motorcycle commercials featuring the “buttercup” song from the 60s. For Christ’s sake change to a different song to run into the ground! Fuck!

Please, PLEASE GET RID OF THE DIFFERENS COMMERICAL WITH PEOPLE POPPING THEIR ZITS -- AND THEIR FRIENDS' ZITS, TOO! FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JESUS!

thanks for the laugh, r33

Yeah the Amazon commercials where they brag about paying people something resembling a living wage. You just know Jeff Bezos expects the entire world to get on their knees and suck his dick for paying his warehouse workers more than minimum wage. Incredibly toxic corporate culture.

R106, and please make TLC stop showing the ads for Dr. Pimple Popper!!

The Moto-man - half man, half motorcycle. Tired of his creepy looks and body.

Aha! The answer to my question about Amazon at R95 is at the link. They are starting a program to pay tuition and expenses for employees seeking Bachelor's degrees in any field. Credit where due, sounds like it should help some people.

The Biore blackhead ads are fucking disgusting. Who the fuck wants to see some cunt pull blackheads out of her nose?

In the preview for that instigator Charlamagne Da God show, well all of them are absolutely atrocious but in the new one someone asks him about the mental health issues in the US. Right away he starts going into all these statistics for black people when the question never was once implied metal health for only black Americans. So again he’s alienated a huge percentage of possible viewers including other minorities. And second this is supposed to be on COMEDY CENTRAL. When it comes to original newer programming unless the guys from Primus are singing the theme song I find zero funny about that network but at least the other shows are attempting comedy. The only thing that would make this any less funny would be attaching Tyler Perry’s name to it.

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The nationwide commercial with that fat lady with bad bangs singing , makes my ears hurt.

The burger king commercial with the whispering idiot narrator does the same thing.

I also hate anything with the state-farm snowqueen Jake.

I don’t know if preview commercials for upcoming shows count but the one on MTV called Teen Mom: Young And Pregnant. So does that mean your all crusty and used up if you have the audacity to actually wait to waddle down to get your high school diploma? How much younger to they want these little skanks to get?

“Online dating…I wanted to get back into dating but didn’t know where to start?” Like it’s tennis or something.

Any fucking commercial with Kevin Hart screaming. Which is pretty much all that he does.

That fucking guy who won’t stop singing about his grilled cheese. Just shut the fuck up and eat it. I can’t dive for the mute button fast enough.

[quote] your all crusty and used up

Oh, dear!

I’ve noticed Expedia had pulled out their Rashida Jones commercials. That’s unfortunate because I did actually like them.

[quote]The Geico gecko needs to be done.

YES. The Geico gecko is neither cute nor funny and never has been, plus has the most annoying goddamn voice imaginable. WHY is he British? Fuck that gecko.

I think he's Australian, R121. Whatever his accent is, I don't like it either.

The Geico Motorcycle "Build Me Up Buttercup" ads. Whoever dreamed them up should be tossed into a grease fire immediately.

Geico has been replaced with Consumer Cellular as the sponsor of "Jeopardy.

I notice there's a new spot for Doug and Emu as they try to fly in a helicopter. I can't help wishing there are sudden clouds and a mountain range.

Oh, you don’t want that.

Trust.

I second the poster above about Kevin Hart. He makes me hate whatever he's selling.

Nothin on my skin. Nothing is everythang!!

Asshole Hart-"IT'S WHAT I DO".

ALL the nasty, filthy cunt ads with the nasty, filthy cunts.

The Lume ad with the yoga women airing out their cracks makes me gag.

The ad where a woman in white stretch pants jumps over a camera showing what looks to be her crapped her pants or threw a crotch clot, for a TV instant, is disgusting.

The washable period panties, uh, no.

And then there are all those women taking shits...

Countdown to Amy Schumer and her Tampax Sequoias™ for women whose children simply fell out of them.

Enough with the cunt ads.

The new Phexxi commercial with Alexis from Schitt's Creek. The "I'm coming" line with the wink is cringe-inducing!

First, this country tries to take away women's rights, and now, ad agencies are doing all they can to make women degrade themselves as if they were farm animals. This shit has got to stop. Literally.

=Differens pimple-popping ad is utterly disgusting.

"there's no subtlety, no nuance".

God I fucking hate that State Farm ad where the woman piles meat on the scale. Bleh.

And now the “hello I’m your vagina” commercial. Where’s the “hello I’m your penis” commercial. It’s like let’s treat women like clowns and undeserving of respect or simple privacy.

The gecko is definitely British.

Grilled cheese o’clock. WTF

Grilled cheese o’clock. WTF

There's this Canadian Amazon commercial with a guy (Hugh) and it sucks. I wish they'd stop playing it.

lmafo, R140. He's hot!

Most posters to this thread do not have a TV

I still have my Philco radio!

R86, I came here to post the same thing. I hate that ugly little queen and his dirty bathroom.

If he is in a FB Group, it is frightening to think of the people like him who populate it.

I'd fuck the tanned little Twink.

They’re promoting occult groups n FB.

Not hating, but more bewildered after seeing Liev Schrieber in a commercial for a company called "Mattress Firm". I had put my TV on mute, so when I looked up I see Liev driving at night while talking to the camera. By the time I grabbed the remote to turn on the sound, the ad was done, so I can't judge the "quality" of the ad.

I know more and more movie stars are doing commercials, like Clooney and Pitt for coffee, I just thought the Liev had more clout than to shill for mattresses.

R148, that ad, as much as I hate it, makes me miss Ray Donovan. I'm so pissed at Showtime for cancelling that show at a pivotal point!

R148-The quality of the ad is such that it looks like Liev didn't want to be associated with a mattress ad, but the poor thing has to get work somewhere. So he's always in shadows. I've never seen Pablo Schrieber in a commercial.

R13, I honestly thought this was real when I initially stumbled across it online...

The Oikos yogurt commercial featuring a young woman "singing" Chris Isaak's Wicked Game at karaoke. If that's bad enough, you hear people in the audience shouting things like "Sing about yogurt!" and "Sing about fruit!" which she proceeds to do.

The Asian bitches who yell stupid shit about their money in the Discover Card commercial.

The cloying grilled cheese Kraft American cheese commercials. I generally hate 'plain folks' advertising, since I know they're the end result of a multi-million dollar, test group green lit, campaign.

The Rakuten commercial using "Whatta Man" by Salt n' Peppa.

I believe it’s the Asian woman shaking her titties is the attraction to fucked up straight guy fetish.

R156-Yep. Straight guys with tiny dicks.

1] shakes shoulders

2] shakes ass

3] shakes titties

just lovely

Are the 1-888-Sparky electricians ad national? Very dopey, but the male electrician is kinda cute.

I have to mute that dumb fuck Rob Gronkowski for USAA Insurance.

But...I am special. 🙄

How he keeps from wandering into traffic every day is beyond me.

Has that “women pooping” one been mentioned? UGH.

That women's pad commercial where a woman in white leaps over a camera and appears to have dropped a clot in her pants. Eeeeeeew.

Khloe Kardashian doing commercials for the game Candy Crush, with her scary plastic face and weird looking ass implants. Dis bish doesn't have anything else to do but shill for this game? She's stiff and not comfortable to look at in the ad, I was more preoccupied looking at her mug than learning anything about the game.

I know the game is popular - I used to play until I realized it's mind numbing, but how low will these people go?

i still hate Tena pads "pussy skin" commercial.

The Oikos commercial mentioned above

That hideous commercial in which the odious entitled Karen welcomes you to her vagina. It's set in a tacky pink house with a little pink tunnel leading to her front door. It looks and feels like an SNL sketch.

Shingles can be whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower.

r168?

It seems that the new Aidy Bryant commercial for old Navy, looks like the road company of Disney's Fantasia.

Please bring back Rashida Jones’ Expedia commercials! I’m having withdrawals.

Now that the gecko is banished from the Jeopardy kingdom, I can't remember what he looks like.

I HATE JB Smoove in those fucking Caesars commercials. I'm waiting for March 15th with bated breath.

Why do I assume Smoove is just playing his true self in those spots?

Funny how Caesars used to be so classy, and they go with a Silly Caesar as opposed to MGM they went with Fox. Fox is better.

I loathe that Red Bull commercial where "Rome wasn't built in a day"... listen to the lines... IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL. I get that they wanted to get to the "Rome wasn't built in a day" thing because they ran out of Red Bull, but come on... none of the lines actually lead up to that. WTF. It really pisses me off.

In NYC they are playing three different vaccination commercials featuring “real” people talking about getting the shot. While I applaud the idea, the Pastor Chris guy just scares me. Can barely understand a word he says.

R177=What about the annoying chatterbox who talks so fast she's unintelligible? I switch channels when she appears.

“My people, my black people... I have a friend and she’s a doctor and she’s BLACK!”

Every time I see that ad, R177, I wonder who picked these people, unless it was to get to appeal to the ratbag demographic.. Pastor Chris looks like they found him sleeping in a refrigerator box and offered him a few bucks to film the ad. Whoever approved him as a spokesman needs to put down the crack pipe,

The Lume ad for "stinky crevices" makes it seem like they are selling cave guano cleanser.

Is it abrasive, like Comet?

Kia has an ad showing a writer with writers block get in her car and drive around. She then envisions dramatic scenes of Renaissance couples at masked balls, kissing, etc. as she drives around, that seemingly inspire her for her story, as the writer gets a big smile on her face. Very contrived and arrogant to give that much credit to a metal box with wheels.

Progressive commercials, they are getting dumber by the day.

Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. She’s an icon for over ten years and still going….RESPECT (find out what it means to me!).

I worked in advertising 30 years. I am now cursed with the ability to visualize every client/agency interaction that led to all these shitty ads. The deep, weeks-long discussions about anthropomorphic geckos, vaginas, antidepressants. It’s like being a Cassandra of crap.

I had to quit because I grew to hate the American public too much to pretend ‘the consumer is not a moron’. (Fuck you David Ogilvy, she most definitely is.)

[quote] Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. She’s an icon for over ten years

Come again.

You like the Dulcolax soft chews commercial? That blonde woman in her car giving us a look like she knows we’ve been discussing her constipation.

Flo is not a nurse. She is Customer Service.

And she'll never have to do another acting gig in her life. THANKFULLY.

Has anyone mentioned the newest Shingrix (sp?) commercial featuring "Bill"?

Is Bill the guy who pulls up his shirt to reveal the worst case of flesh-eating bacteria I've ever seen?

No, Bill is what the husband has named his Shingles rash.

I once named my cold sore Homer.

The fucking NetSpend ad. The stupid announcer and all those actors repeating what he just said. This company must be preying on morons

The stinky pussy deodorant commercial is disgusting.

Malodorous crack spackle.

Put it on with a trowel.

You guys have mentioned it already - that cloying “Grilled Cheese o clock “commercial runs all of the time! As I type this at 2:30 am Aidy Bryant is dancing around in her Old Navy commercial.

They ran a new malodorous crack Spackle commercial, with the inventor simply saying what's not in it.

Much better than the rotten fish expedition of the hot crack yoga moms.

There's an ad that runs on Youtube 10 times a day for adult diapers. There are several different variations of the ad and the longest is 2+ minutes! The product is called Because Market undergarments and the ads show a perky blond 60ish woman telling us "I just peed my pants!" and that the garments hold 5 cups of liquid! and they don't have annoying crinkling when you move, etc. I've gotten very good at grabbing the remote and hitting the SKIP button as soon as I see Blondie bent over to show how you can't detect the diapers in her yoga pants.

I don't know how Youtube's advertising algorithm works, but somehow they think I'm a candidate for pee pads cause I'm always getting these ads.

The California Psychics commercial is definitely one for this list. One guy says the psychic saw him owning a yoga studio because of interest in exercise. If he buys the studio, it's not because of the psychic saw your future, you dumbfuck! It's because she gave you a SUGGESTION and you took it. Did she also see the pandemic coming and let you know you'd be out of business in a matter of weeks?

Another is the LifeLock ad. They're supposed to be monitoring your personal information to PREVENT things from happening. They have a woman who says someone bought a $50k car and drove it off the lot, using her info, and THEN LifeLock stepped in. Why didn't they prevent that from happening?

The Hungry Root food delivery commercial where one of the women does that annoying sing-song thing: "Hungry Root caaame throooough!"

Something about that makes me want to throw a brick through the TV.

R200, I’d rather eat that brick than the shit they show in that commercial. Mmmmmm....sliced raw sweet potatoes and other vegetables for $$$. Idiots can’t go to a local grocery or produce store and buy the same stuff for less than half the price?? The only more ridiculous food delivery company is that stupid Daily Harvest nonsense.

The one where the guys shopping for milk and this little boy in back keeps insisting his ripple milk is best alternative to actual milk. Ripple makes milk now? That Ripple? Or is the mom just telling the kid the Fred Sanford juice is actually a form of “milk?”

[quote]If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial I’m a scream.. It’s a fucking coat factory..

Burlington is not a technically "coat factory". It's basically a department store, like Marshalls, they sell discounted high end items. Burlington sells more than just coats, their commercial already explains that.

The Boxed commercial with the hot ginger dad is watchable if it is muted.

The fucking asthma medication commercials where the editors think they're doing "1917", but every edit is so obvious it makes them look like NYU film students.

They've resurrected Alphonso and his charity walk for that HIV medication commercial.

He annoys me more than the "Heroes in Film" book club lady.

Alphonso is so much more than his HIV medicine, R206 - he's also a hole to be used!

Is Alphonso a real person with HIV or simply an actor? Not quite sure with those weird HIV commercials.

That gross LUMI genital and ass area deodorant commercial, I first saw it on YouTube, now it's on TV.

WTF? What a disgusting commercial, they are waaaay too detailed about what causes vile odors in your ass and crotch area..

How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about?

In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. Are these all regional commercials? WTF?

Yes R208 those are real people on the medicine being discussed who have been compensated for appearing in the ads.

Youtube skin care ads where millenials talk incessantly with big doe eyes about how this product saved their skin and their sex life, apparently. And the bizarre ad for one of those doordash type delivery services. The guy drops off food at some poor sod's house then saunters off, staring at his phone. Why, he's hardly working! So amazing.

The little twit in the Brainly App ad being disrespectful and condescending to her father. I hate kids. Help me I'm old.

"I'm a Gainiac,Gainiac! Smell my drawers!"🤮

Yeah... thanks guys. Include more links to these ads, so those of us that have never seen them can hate them too!

[quote]How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. Are these all regional commercials? WTF?

Some ads are regional, most aren't. Others started on YouTube and made their way to the three main network channels and cable channels. There's no escaping some of these annoying TV ads.

Some are shown primetime, others late at night.

The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. I mute it immediately.

Is the guy on this commercial for NutriSystem Curtis from Sean Cody?

Sorry forgot link

R217, I wonder if anyone actually donates money in response to those sad animal ads? I mute them or change channels immediately, and so does everyone I know. I hope that people who want to help understand that the best way is to support local groups -- but I suppose these manipulative advertisers have studies showing that their horrible commercials actually produce the results they want.

R219 LOL. Looks a lot like him, but nah.

Get Aidy Bryant off those horrid Gap spots. What is she, Beanie Feldstein's understudy in Funny Girl?

I'm a dancer, now...

urp.

There is some ad for delivery of pet supplies. Is the guy Bubba Watson?

[quote] The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue.

I hate that commercial with a passion. It makes me so sad. But what can I do? I can’t adopt 8 fucking cats.

I’m not a lesbian.

What about the old, starving, cold Russian Jews?

The WWF gives you a stuffed elephant plushie if you subscribe.

You get a tee shirt that matters from St. Jude.

Old Jews, bupkis.

Somebody please send R226 some borscht for their contribution.

No, I want a plushie bowl of borscht that I can nuzzle.

Or a T-shirt that says This T-Shirt is a MITZVAH!

That’s a scam R226. How many fucking Holocaust survivors are remaining in Russia??? Twelve???

That Peyronie's disease commercial is now shown throughout the day.

“I’d do anything, for you dear - anything! ANYTHING for yooooou!” …. Pet smart does “Oliver!”

The cruise line commercial that features a dark, gothic, scary rendition of "What a Wonderful World."

Makes me feel like if I boarded that ship, I'd be murdered mid-cruise.

R228, would you settle for an adowable bwanket?

The Trinet payroll commercial with the morbidly obese valley talking girl going on about her bling while the sad black girl who didn't get a bonus just sits there and listens to her.

Don't know what it's for but the commercial featuring the woman and her dog, where she's preparing dinner using a pepper mill and she describes it using the most god-awful vocal fry. "It's so faaAAAAaaancy! Yes it is!"

R236-It's to her cat, and I want to strangle that cutesy bitch.

R236-I can only imagine how cringe-worthy the auditions were for that spot. Hundreds of helium-voiced bitches sitting around yakking.

I watch a couple of oldies like the Munsters on Cozi. All of their commercials are muted because all of them are senior cellular service or Medicare open enrollment ads.

Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly?

[quote]Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly?

Question, would Plain Jane Kelly get that dude in the real world? She must be a millionaire.

Miss me, bitches?

Car ad featuring a cute white guy with three segments with auto featured among them:

Preparing to meet his black fiancee's family

Outdoor adventure "bonding" weekend with his wife's male relatives - he ends up doing a very nasty belly flop offstage.

From his point-of-view heading out of store across parking lot a gay-voice bearded employee (cart guy?) yells: "James??? James Harrison from high school?" Guy wears male clothes, but each time I see him as "genderfluid" anyway. Cheap LGBT laughs for James' major embarrassing moment.

Does anyone know the name of the ginger daddy in the Boxed commercial?

The Marshalls commercial mentioned above

And en Espanol

Anything with an overly enthusiastic Joe Namath.

Yup. that's definitely a cunt and a cat.

That Best Buy commercial where the sales guy tells him to sous vide meat. I'm still not sure wtf they're trying to sell me there.

Mike Lindells new towels he’s plugging where one of the lines is “are you tired of towels that don’t dry?” Bitch if it ain’t drying you what you’re using clearly ain’t a towel.

She was probably using a wet towel to dry herself off with. Lindell’s type followers needs specific instructions when using his advanced product like the modern towel.

Anyway the iRobot catchphrase alone “So you can human!” Someone actual got paid for that pitch? Only thing worse or almost is the background music in the new commercial which is clearly a knock off of the Chi-Lites “Oh Girl.”

Any commercial jumping on the new bandwagon: incorporating a stupid TikTok video in it.

On the cable channels that show old TV shows you currently get ENDLESS Medicare helpline commercials. I can't wait for the enrollment deadline to be over. The commercials are long, tedious, and feature washed-up elderly actors and athletes that just make you sad. Even more depressing when you realize you're the senior citizen they're aimed at.

R253, the Medicare enrollment period won't expire until Pearl Harbor Day, Dec. 7. Hang in there....

I concur r253!

Argh - it is November 2 and already that incredibly UN -funny older woman who is bursting into Ross with 2 shopping carts and is gleefully filling them to the brim with fabulous gifts from Ross. Ugh. She is an older thin “coiffed” woman who is giddy with the Christmas shopping bug!

Now Captain Kirk got one!

R253 DY-NO-MITE!!

Dr Torian Easterling. Yummy.

I'm fed up with this gimpy-eyed freak of a doctor who refuses to say his own first name on the air in those spots.

Who cares about his weak eye? The rest of him more than makes up for it. Very sexy man.

When Dr. Easterling is onscreen, all I can concentrate on is how tight that suit is. He reminds me of NYC weatherman Mike Woods (gay) who also wears too-tight suits on his overly muscled upper body.

I WANT A BUCKET OF CHICKEN!

R263, I like the other kid in that commercial who wants "wafer cookies!" . For dinner?

[quote] I WANT A BUCKET OF CHICKEN!

Thank you! I thought I was the only one who hated that little bitch.

"Age is just a number ... and mine's unlisted!"

Flo and that insanely annoying guy in the progressive commercials makes me want to cancel my insurance with the company.

The Duluth Trading Company "Funk No" underwear commercial. Really? This is what we've sunk to?

I can see a bunch of Gen Z-ers sitting inside a conference room saying, "Dude! Let's call 'em 'Funk No.' So radical!"

Google Fi. The worst jingles, ever. People don't sing anymore, they chant against the music with annoyingly affected voices.

I usually hate the Capitol One spots, but the holiday commercial with Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta as Santa Claus is inspired.

I'm totally despising any of the virtue signaling ads from Target lately. The one I'm especially disgusted by is the spot where all the minority business owners are featured. Thank God for Target! Otherwise the world may never know the moral bankruptcy it's suffering by not knowing of all the Korean/queer owned coffee producers it hasn't been financially patronizing. Of course, when actually shopping at Target one will see so few people who look like these business owners they're telling the rest of to support shopping the aisles with you. I think I'm in the majority when I say that the only reason a brand/product gets my money is quality. Although, I will never give patronage to a business that needs to tell me it's queer owned or makes an ethical judgment of the people who aren't-but-should-but supporting it.

'Kelly' looks like a South Asian lesbian.

R242 He graduated from my high school and is now a student at alma mater. Kid is stalking me!

How many commercials are there for whatever, playing various versions of "What A Wonderful World"? I hate them all, mainly because they seem to be on constantly. But also because that's a sappy song that I didn't like when it was first released, sung by Louis Armstrong, and it hasn't improved with age.

All commercials with Serena Williams

Those Uber Eats commercials with Elton and Lil Nas are bizarre.

Does Elton really need the money?! Lil Nas is a fairly new performer, he must keep up his momentum, but Elton?!

Love the Uber eats ads. Lil' Nas has great delivery.

I realize it's not National, but I wouldn't mind seeing the black and white Winn-Dixie "twins" die in a common grease fire!

I scoff at the Windows 11 ad with the three black kids playing games and watching movies on laptops as they praise the new upgrade, marveling at how fast it is, how games are better because no lagging and that they can watch movies on their laptops that are movie theater quality. Sure, right, yeah.

The Amazon Go commercial with the bald woman doing interpretive dance in the aisles with her Millennial vocal fry voiceover “Don’t mind if I do!” as she grabs a prepackaged salad that probably was made several weeks before.

It may only play on the Pluto app, as I haven’t seen it on cable.

That jewelry commercial where he writes to his fiancés dead dad asking to marry him. Dont know which is more peculiar, writing to the dead or writing a letter to your multiple sclerosis.

Than there’s Comedy Central who more so than even before, since getting that Charmander Da Goof doofus as their latest late night host, so many of their commercials seem to be trying to appeal to his particular demographic. Yes cause we all know how he preaches tolerance amongst the Native Americans, the Syrians, the Jewish community, the Asians, lgbt community ……oh wait. When you literally turn things into black and white ONLY issues you’re gonna alienate the rest and with their cash cow South Park now running new shows and repeats on Paramount Plus, what do you thinks gonna happen?

The new 'Martha' ads for Medicare advantage plans is downright AWFUL. If I had a gun . . .

All Medicare open enrollment commercials are extremely annoying

Agreed, R282. Who thought she was funny or would somehow make a good impression on the target audience (or on anyone)? The crotchety old lady's "Where's the beef?" bit was OK because it was short, but there's nothing inherently engaging about a crazed bitch throwing a temper tantrum on and on and on......

I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots.

👆🏻Comedy Central☝🏻. Other than not showing the St. Jude cancer kid commercials they take the cake when it comes to worst commercials of this Covid era including plugging the stuff for other channels they’re forced to advertise. And of course they advertise whatever Shaq is schilling atm which is basically what they’re all about (Adam Sandler must own a huge portion of the network or stock in it with what they’re always advertising with his abysmal offerings) other than their big cash cow South Park.

Carls Jr. with the Feed Your Happy slogan. Sounds like something they’d have made Jefferson Airplane sing at the end of White Rabbit when performing on Ed Sullivan to phase out all the drug references.

The Burger King Commercial with the “Dancing King” who says that he would eat a burger if he had a mouth.

[quote]I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots.

A lot of these commercials are shown late night and on OVATION, one of the few arts & entertainment channels left, they air endless Medicare ads, especially the one with Joe Namath.

I notice a lot of the channels which air retro-TV series also show these awful ads.

WTF is going on in that bizarre ad for some overnight incontinence machine? The part of the apparatus which goes into the body is sure not a catheter. That part of the machine, which would go into the urethra area, looks larger than a freaking Sharpie!

The only commercial TV I watch is the Wheel of Fortune - Jeopardy hour. Many of the ads are local - enough of the damned ambulance chaser already!

Life alert is the lifesaver to keep me out of assisted-living.

That preachy commercial about getting rid of your guns when you know someone in your household is suicidal.

I never have much investment in even trying to pay attention to the boring iRobot commercials until I hear that bizarre slogan of there’s: SO YOU CAN HUMAN! 🥴🤷🏻

I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. On the other hand I can totally see them being the types to shop there so stellar casting I suppose.

Ugh that new Christmas JC PENNY ad with the old woman who looks like Carol Channing with big black glasses everyone is dancing and merry making through JC Penny…

[quote]I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. On the other hand I can totally see them being the types to shop there so stellar casting I suppose.

A lot of the TV ads described in this thread must be regional. I've never seen this ad, I've never even seen a generic Big Lots ad in my area. I live on the East Coast.

That horrible Medicare ad featuring a loud nasty crone named Martha says that she's 75. Martha Stewart is 80 this year and I don't care how much of a bitch she may be to work for, she seems like an angel compared to that other Martha -- and at least she's beautiful (still)!

That fucking Grammarly ad that plays before every Youtube video that starts "WRITING'S NOT EASY" delivered in the most eardrum rupturing Gen Z shrill girl voice!

Who on earth thought her voice would entice listeners? Maybe because 75% of people under forty talk exactly like this it was a great choice?

I just looked up and there was a commercial for that Wen not!shampoo stuff. What shocked me the most was what Chaz Dean's freak face is looking like these days. I can't tell if he had extreme dermabrasion that erased all trace of features, or they put some kind of filter on the camera that caused his face to look like a peeled potato with eyes. It reminds me of that picture where that old lady tried to "fix" the painting of Jesus, where all you see are very detailed eyes but the rest of the face is smooth and featureless. Scary.

Please post videos. Not all of us are TV zombies with cable.

I didn’t read the whole thread so sorry if someone already said this.

Those repulsive Amy Schumer Tampax commercials are disgusting.

Does anyone get those commercials with former fitness queen James Basedow who now has some $10 budget Facebook show calle "JB's Fantastic Finds?" It seems to be him hawking cheap, gaudy jewelry in his living room.

In the commercial, white trash people are shown watching him on TV and saying, "Sold, sold, sold!"

It's kind of sad.

Repulsive Amy Schumer is more disgusting.

This late night sex line commercial on Comedy Central is so weird. It’s for girls claiming to be only 18, yeah sure 🙄 Anyway one of the bikini clad skanks is holding sunscreen and it squirts out and she has the most mortified look on her face. Maybe too much came out too soon, although I’m sure she’s used to that or she’s not used to cream coming out in that hand motion but her reaction is so strange to say the least.

I don’t understand that new Rakutan commercial. They have this thin bland woman who looks like she is wearing a blonde wig. To the tune of12 Days of Christmas - everything is “Cha Ching.”

Those dollop for daisy commercials which are always so over the top. The new one makes me laugh so hard cause there’s a little boy in the new commercial and you can see him at the end lip syncing to the their theme music. So this poor kid had to memorize the lyrics to their ridiculous theme song to show what an incredible time he’s having while eating sour cream with the family. They just one upped themselves on this one in terms of oddity.

I'm not sure what they're advertising but the commercial features a little boy with one of those cloying affected childish voices asking "Did you know" about an endless stream of subjects until his mom says "Did you know we love how many things you know?" and the kid answers "I know". I always wish the mother would snarl "Shut the hell up, you little know-it-all!"

Do you have ED or PE?

WHY WHY WHY are they repeating that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial again this season????

Medicare annual open enrollment with MARTHA is the absolute worst TV commercial I have ever seen.

R310 - I was watching football yesterday afternoon when that hideous ad came on and I yelled out loud - as bad as the Princess Diana guy!

WHY? WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!!!

It is possible to make a good TV commercial with a little kid instead of tripe like the one described at R308. I always liked the one at the link when it was airing in 2007 and am glad to see it's been preserved on YouTube -- I wish current producers would follow its example.

I hate that treacly Kohl's commercial where Grandpa puts on an earsplitting recording of "From Me to You" so the kid can waltz around with grandma for a few minutes. Humbug!

R310 & R312, I share your loathing of that ad, in no small part because it's played so often whenever it appears, which seems to be every year -- that cute young couple must be in their dotage by now.

But let us be grateful that the horrible "real people, not actors" Chevrolet ads seem to be gone (hope I'm not jinxing it here). It's all a trade-off, I guess.

I may have missed a post here about Khloe Kardashian for a headache drug. I was shocked at her new look. How does someone change their appearance so radically? She must really have a super low self esteem for herself to create such a freakish look. I actually felt sorry for her.

I hate the new Kohl's Christmas commercial. Everyone apparently thinks it's Dolly Parton singing. How anyone can mistake that caterwauling for actual singing is beyond me.

The AT&T internet commercial with the mom who's Zooming with her kids and the connection starts to break up. The kids act like they're horrified by what they see, when in reality, they'd probably just shut the laptop or walk away. Such a stupid commercial.

#316 - I agree with you about Khloe K - she looks like she must have intense self esteem issues to put her face and body through that much surgery. About 8 summers ago I moved house after 24 years - the packing was an endless nightmare - a really stressful summer. I kept “E Channel” on most of the summer while I was packing -mindless hours of Sex and the City reruns and hours of Kardashians. For one brief summer they were pretty fun. This was when Bruce was the Ozzie Nelson type dad - no sign of Caitlyn - no Kanye. Khloe was with Lamar and by far the most interesting girl on the show. She looks a little crazy now …….

Ok - is it a FaceTime commercial - the mom adopts a maybe 10 year old girl who is shy - the commercial is about the young girl FaceTiming with her new grandmother. Odd commercial.

Tepezza -The big blond woman with Thyroid eye disease!

R314 it’s awful. That singer’s voice sounds like it’s on helium.

That grocery worker who has tard-o whatever due to taking her psych meds. The drug has a dumb name.

The UnitedHealthcare Medicare Advantage “Wow, Uh Huh” ad.

[quote] that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial

I like blue.

Health markets can go die in a fire

The muscle hunk in the Magic Spoon commercial, was he a contestant on Big Brother? Than I think later on he was on Ex On the Beach with one of the girls he hooked up with on Big Brother.

Credit Karma "Free Gas Hack"

I finally saw the Big Lots commercial which was referenced upthread, the TV ad with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. I didn't find it offensive or even annoying. The ad is way too short to be annoying. It's brief and to the point.

The most annoying current TV ads are those relentless Medicare commercials which are filled with lies. Most retirees are not eligible for free Medicare, let alone, Medicaid.

I just actually looked at the "I like red" commercial for the first time this season and it's a little different than the previous several years' versions. In the past, the woman screamed "I LOVE IT!" while backed against the side of the black vehicle with her arms spread out along it, as if she were shielding her cubs from a predator. This time, she's sitting in the driver's seat leaning out through the window during her "I LOVE IT!" speech. I can't tell whether the actors are the same people, just a generic pretty white couple. Why the change?

Women should be barefoot and kept behind the wheel of an SUV.

R330 never heard all the "women drivers!" jokes.

The Julia Roberts Lancome commercial - she doesn't say one word, and that big smile looks maniacal. Awful.

Stash: “I don’t gotta be scared no mo.” It’s like they’re egging people on at this point. That is just embarrassing and that someone actually made money off ghetto street talk stereotyping when pitching this commercial 😱 Of course God forbid anyone points this out just how Charlamagne hires a voice over that sounds like they pulled her right off an episode of Maury to purposely get a reaction and basically set people up to pull out his almighty race card per usual.

Saw the 12 Days of Cha-ching commercial today. No words to describe it. Also saw a commercial featuring Ebenezer Scrooge on a Pelaton or some other exercise equipment with the entire ad bastardizing the meaning of A Christmas Carol.

Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. It's probably one of the worst and most annoying commercial I've seen in decades.

I can’t understand the point of the way the woman does the cha Ching commercial - she does it dead pan and wears that weird wig. Is she trying to be funny? …. Ah - as I type hear comes Mayim Bayalik cradling her coffee mug telling that she is a scientist.

Ok - that Humira commercial where the attractive 20 something white and black women are doing a radio show or podcast in their Garage. The white gal has bad stomach problems. The black gal covets and gives longing eyes to the other gal. They eat lunch Together - one has a tummy ache the other has “hungry eyes.” At the end - Humira works and they are both happy. They lift up the garage doors for the whole neighborhood to see and start doing their podcast.

Money dance.

Mike Lindell’s new cancel culture preachy commercial is airing on Vice of all places. Isn’t Vice supposed to be the ultra liberal counter to Fox News? They do use scare tactic methods and are as dramatic as it gets (WHILE THE REST OF US DIE!!!!!!!!) so there are similar to their counterparts in that aspect but I’d still never expect them do advertise for that nutcase.

Miss me, bitches?

With every bullet so far.

Every. One.

Any commercial with Kate McKinnon or Dan Levy.

I do like that tidepod commercial with the sassy cookie smelling dad.

I like ALL the commercials with Flo.

I love that hanes commercial, its balltastic !

The Hanes or Fruit of the Loom commercial with the dancing land whales. "So we're dancing now? Yah-yah-yah-yi-yah-yah yeah yah!"

The vagina commercials are hilarious but only because they trigger that dumb bitch Monica Cole and her One Million Moms (should be renamed Twelve Hundred Cunts to be more accurate) organization.

I’ve got bills I’ve got to pay. So I work work work every day. X50

The fucking SoFi "money dance" commercials drive me absolutely insane.

Aww, I love dancing fool Ashley and her parents at their breakfast table in the "money dance" commercial.

The Amazon commercial with the bird feeder. I don't really hate the ad itself. It's more the fact the I can't figure out the layout of their apartments!

They see each other at their respective front doors which appear to be next to each other. But their balconies appear to be across the courtyard from each other. I know it's petty but there you have it.

I can't stand any of the Sonic ads but I especially hate the one where three retards are in the truck probably on their way home from a circle jerk in the woods.

I'm tired of the ads for Untuckit.com, featuring the founder of the company acting as if his decision to create shirts designed to be worn untucked was a stunning breakthrough and a gift to mankind akin to curing cancer.

R349: The bird-feeder commercial makes me very uncomfortable; the furtive glances between the girl and the older woman suggest a grooming situation. The girl and her mother should have been shown enjoying the gift and together waving thanks to the mother.

Ick.

^meant to type "waving thanks to the neighbor."

The mother?

Ugh - that AWFUL Kohls commercial with the kid asking the the old woman to dance!! ..... I don't know if it is a.regional spot but that Marshall's Mrs Claus commercial where she is gleefully shopping and throwing a Christmas party runs non stop!

I cannot STAND how commercials chop up songs to save time! Keira Knightley is in some perfume ad that is set to fragments of Janis Joplin's CRY. And that Alexa commercial that now runs ten thousand times a day that shows the old couple dancing to their favorite song, I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU - they couldn't have gone ONE MORE SECOND to include the whole line, "I only have eyes for you...DEAR!!"

This kind of shit PISSES ME OFF!!!

All Rakuten commercials but particularly this one. Oooh, a suburban family doing some lame ass rap and dancing- how quirky!! Maybe if it was the advertising world of 2004...

Why does that one Rakuten bitch sing, “Rock Hudson gave to me”?

I hope the folks at Home Goods paid hall and Oates a shitload of money, because I used to like that song.

I can tolerate most of the Liberty Mutual commercials but the latest one where Doug tried to get Spider-Man like powers by having a spider bite him is just WTF?

And what's with the kid who, while skipping around town, kicks the older woman's newspaper out of her hand? Visual dog whistle?

^"Skippy" is selling Kraft's Mac and Cheese in a cup.

The Kraft cheese ad where the family is sitting around the table eating dinner and the little brats refuse to eat ("Fine, I'll sit here ALL NIGHT.") until the mother pours some shredded cheese on their food. Just slap 'em!

WHO the fuck is ruining that Beatles song "From Me To You" ??? 🤬 🤯 🤬 🤯

That super irritating warbling VOICE, some assholes thought it was Dolly singing, it's NOT! To me, it sounds nothing like Dolly.

The singer sounds like she's being slowly tortured. The 'singing' in that commercial is so fucking annoying, it actually startles me when it comes on. The singing is so horrible I have no idea WTF they are selling.

The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it.

[quote]The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it.

UGH, I HATE that ad, I want to strangle that woman, what an awful speaking voice. It's up there with the Beatle song torturer!!

That kid screeching at the top of his lungs about wanting to watch Olaf should be thrown out a window. What an obnoxious brat.

Diarrhea (sung softly by man)

That private parts deodorant commercial. Then showing their twats. Why don't you take a shower more often so we don't have to smell your stinky parts.

No one wants a god damned Hess truck!

Especially a Hess truck attached to a giant penis rocket ship.

Let’s not be too hasty.

Tell me more about this rocket ship.

I modeled it after my first boyfriend.

Is that you, Jeff Bezos R373?

"We're going to Nana's!" I despise exaggerated children's voices -- I realize they may not be able to speak properly yet and that might really be their natural voice, but it always sounds affected to me. And shrill!

The Toyota commercial about Sam’s Bookstore burning down and the kid collecting books to reopen the store, overlaid with that maudlin treacle “Rainbow” by Kacey Musgraves.

They are running those “Joy, Comfort and Peace” JC penny commercials non stop now.

The butter one where the kid comes home in the middle of the night and the whole family cooks him dinner. Obviously he's a new chef. Some say the Mother says "Happy Birthday" and others say she says "Happy First Day" as in his new job. Who the fuck knows and why are they cooking dinner and not a nice big breakfast. Pancakes at 3 in the morning, not a fucking pot roast.

Does anyone actually think Kelly Clarkson has Mayfair furniture in her mansion and not $8000 sofas and $4000 dining room tables?

The yeast infected yoga-bitch and her Joie de Hoo Ha make me want to shoot the television. Who the hell thought that was clever or cute? Disgusting curds coming out of her cunt.

I am fucking creeped-out by that psychotic Ambient-dream horror show commercial for Montefiore/Einstein Children's Hospital with the obnoxious soundtrack filled with people singing off-key, and the little girl rushing her stuffed unicorn to the ICU. Everything about it is the stuff of nightmares.

Ambien-dream.

Any commercial that ends with "Living Spay-sez."

I watch live tv through Hulu and they have been running the same three commercials ad nauseam for weeks. The most grating is the Ferrero Rocher spot with a woman singing “it’s Christmas time again my loooove” with her warbly, thin, reedy voice. I can’t hit the mute button fast enough

That stupid ass Burt's bees ad with the fucking Doo dab scat bullshit.

R384 is that the one which sounds like they're singing "Bat lights in the air" at the beginning?

R378 and R381: I can't figure out what either of those weird commercials is trying to convey. They are the stuff of dreams I used to have after dropping a tab of acid.

The Chapstick commercial with the little girl kissing a glass window from inside a car or is it a bus? No matter where she's kissing the glass window, in the time of Covid, WHY the fuck is a commercial featuring anyone kissing a pane of dirty glass???

It's amazing how many morons work for ad agencies.

I love the commercial where the ‘somewhat’ chubby sweetfaced black girl is huffing the Gain mid aisle and the schlubby chubby shop keep is lost in bonerville

The pretty young couple consisting of the shrewish wife and pussy-whipped husband ("I like red") that's been celebrating Xmas with beribboned SUVs in recent years seems to have been replaced by a different pretty young couple -- the husband gives the wife a puppy and she gives him a huge SUV (without a bow). It's silly but nowhere near as annoying as the previous ad, and the puppy is worth watching.

The Downey commerical where the parents are in the laundry room and the kids are upstairs raising hell. Mom and Dad sniff the Downey and are instantly taken to nirvana.

The ever present, "Darling, I spent $60,000 on a car without discussing it with you".

In the detergent commercial where the older parents are talking about their married children moving back into the house, which gives them more laundry to do but the product works like a miracle - the girl at the end drinking from a juice box but spilling it all over the front of her clothes, is she "special"?

No R393….but apparently Rob Gronkowski is.

Ergatta X with that conman creep Colin Kaepernick attention whore diva princess. What happened to Al Bundy shilling for Nike? Did the sweat shop kids threaten to go to the authorities with his endorsements being the final straw? Makes sense like that commercial where his idol Charlamagne Tha God talks about the friends he lost to suicide. Lost them to or he drove them to? These ego manic, martyr playing, race card carrying, drama seeking, sociopaths just need to get knocked down a few pegs especially off the pedestals they mark themselves out on. Horse faces both high on themselves while riding their high horses.

What is the plot line of the [Appleby's?] spot where the elf pushes a huge gift card uphill to his friend and, together, they then carry a huge card down the hill to parts unknown?

What are these Mad Men (and women) snorting?

Some ad for medication - with a teen and his uncle. The boy just stares in awe at his uncle while playing basketball and eating snacks. If either of them were attractive it would be homoerotic.

I watch a lot of NFL on Sundays (that's football for those of you who don't know) and I am so fucking sick of the State Farm commercials with Ms Aaron and/or Patrick Mahones and the Katee McKinnon Verizon commercials!

I can’t stand that Bud Light commercial they play every time where the unhot neighbor breaks through the wall and asks, “Have you tried this?”

The Meta/Facebook VR goggles ad with the unbeknownst to them neighbors. They each yell at the other without irony.

The car ad where three kinds of people state some destination they're headed to in their over-sized, nasty, gas-guzzling luxury tank. The third is two kids, trudging through the snow with scowls on their faces and yelling, 'We're GOING to NANA'S". Fuck, they sound and look ugly. I want to hit them with a snow shovel!

R393, that commercial is word for word better in the Spanish shoot. The girl doesn't come off as special.

Those ZuckerFuck Meta adds with their multicultural security specialists whispering that Jeff needs regulation, that regulation is good in social media, please regulate us. It seems more like a cry for help on suicide watch.

R368, I LOVE the Pepto jingle. I liked the Flight Attendant version, I like the current road worker one where the guy in the reflective vest, fans his ass, quickly, before a "big shit eating" smile hands him the bottle of pink gold!

I wish they would bring back the Country Western Band version.

The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder.

Her big floating head superimposed on the teeny tiny Beachbody instructor is creepy AF. And the message it sends is, “Sure these workouts will make you FEEL like a dancer but you’ll still LOOK like a blue collar linebacker compared to this little blonde gazelle, ha ha!”

How is this effective advertising??

Where are these commercials being shown? Flyover land?

I watch TV, I watch both cable and broadcast channels, I haven't seen most of these ads.

I've seen the repetitious St. Jude ads, the depressing ASPCA ads etc, but not most of the ads listed in this thread. I'm on the East Coast.

Some of the ad agencies did get something right, their ads featuring mixed race couples, both gay and straight people, sure must be infuriating the ReThugs.

Unfortunately, for the products being hawked, showing same sex couples, especially of mixed races and nationalities, sure won't sell those products in certain US markets.

I've recently noticed many commercials featuring mixed race, and mixed nationality, couples. There's a new commercial with a mixed race lesbian couple, forgot what's it's for, food? The Black mom is asking her young daughter why she didn't want put on her pants, while the dark haired white, or Hispanic, mom is in the background, she looks over as the Black woman is talking to her daughter. The other woman seems to be preparing breakfast.

Even if they aren't a lesbian couple, the implication is definitely there. The women could simply be roommates.

The Colgate commercial where none of the kids would let the blind kid sit next to them. First of all those kids have no soul if that’s how they treat the handicapped cause it’s not so much as letting him sit there, it’s giving up your seat for him like the signs on even the school buses I’m sure say. In fact the blind kid should be first on the bus period. That he wasn’t and was on the children of the corn on wheels, it’s the bus driver that needs to be disciplined and have action taken against them. Everything about that commercial was beyond cringe but that the blind boy found the one person on that entire bus that acts like a civilized human being is plenty of reason to smile 😏

If you've been a longtime reader of this thread, you know that the Shriners Hospital ads get ragged on quite a lot and discussed the kids who show up in them.

Today I saw a new Shriners Hospital commercial with Alec and I think we should all be ready for him to be phased out as their spokesperson in 2022. There was Alec, with a man-voice, telling us all that he has a drivers license, and even showed him actually driving. He also bragged that he's in college. He's entirely too grown up to be offering the adorable teddy bear blanket as thanks for contributions. Get ready for little nugget Kaleb to step up.

R409 I think you mean "the adowable teddy bear blanket"

H&R Block spots started last night. And a trailer for a movie opening on Valentine's Day. And those goddamned Chinese Fung Shen dancers, or whatever it's called, which will inundate us for 3 fucking months.

It's a toss-up between the Biktarvy and Dovato commercials. Where did they find these people?

The Biktarvy ads cast the trashiest people.

The NYC Stop Smoking spot with the grandfather who looks like Sonny Bono. Couldn't they find someone who was believable?

Do people still watch commercial tv? That’s so flyover. What sitcoms and canned dramas are you frumpy queens staring at? So over that!

R24 go back to the toilet you crawled out of

Well a new year brings tax, weight loss, exercise equipment and gym membership commercials.

R416. First of all that comment was posted…..well it’s literally the 24th comment and you’re so offended by the Byron Allen comparison you had to post all these threads later? That’s really digging. You have to have a certain timeline to go after someone and that we’re at the 418th in already dude. I don’t get the anger but you’d think given all this time with an entire year passed you’d have cooled down. Do they even show that commercial any more? Talk about dated. You gonna go after “where’s the beef” next? 😝

The new Liberty emu commercial is pretty fucking funny, no matter how CGI'd it looks.

And it's not the dopey Spiderman spot.

"Hungry Root came throuuuuuuuugh." Stupid skinny Millennial cunts.

“Going to open the box. This is the exciting part!”

R422 and my refrigerator is packed!!!

That hungry root shit comes off like it’s meant for poor people who have empty refrigerators who want to get em packed with food no matter what it is.

The more I think about that Hungry Root commercial the more pissed off I get. They obviously think we’re all poor morons.

I’m tempted to call the company and say “my turds came throuuuuugh”.

Marie Fake Osmond is back with new Nutrisystem commercials. She needs slapped off of TV!

Natalie Portman in those commercials for Dior where she lip synchs “cry” by Janis Joplin!

I LOATHE that commercial with the woman driving the convertible with the band in the backseat playing "Grazing in the Grass" - what the fucking FUCK?!

So, what you’re saying is, you can’t dig it?

R427 that shit is soooo tiresome. That fucking commercial gets aired every 10 minutes it seems.

Those PetsSmart ads or whatever they are with everyone singing "I'd Do Anything" remind me how much I hate the musical OLIVER!

Lmao r430!

I’m in my home acting like Natalie Portman in the Dior commercial. Lip synching Janis Joplin with my mouth open as fucking wide as I can!

Stay right where you are. I’ll be right over!

The property brothers on the American Family Insurance commercial where they recite home decorating styles - cottage tudor

What’s Grandma hiding? Merge Mansion.

R95 that guy isn't Latino. He's a filipino with q bad filipino accent

I think its humania. Where those two 4 years black kids one saying to another "your a fighter, don't never be a quitter " or something like that. Can't stand them. Nobody in that age talk to each other like that. So phoney I quickly change ir mute the channel.

And those 5 minute commercials like that beauty product for baggy eyes. My God I thought I was watching a infomercial. Or that long Caleb/Alec shriners. There are times that I call their numbers and complain why their fuckin commercials are so long and also mention why they keep using that 40 midget blanket pusher. Your not fooling anyone that he's still a kid.and that 20 year old caleb with his squeaky voice making our ears bleed. All they say 'are you going to make a donation sir?" We're going to have to report you

R437,

Oh, fucking dear!

The Suvie "countertop kitchen robot" commercial where some 19 year old is traipsing around her mansion's kitchen wing in an outfit from Star Trek's Ten Forward lounge. It's just such a stupid concept. You still have to do all the prep work, like oH tHiS iS SO FUtuRistic!!!1! Even a microwave is more convenient.

The Planet Fitness ads featuring William Shatner and Dennis Rodman. For fuck's sake!

All of the teflon pan commercials. Enough!

The ultra saccharine Vrbo ads, especially the one with the ugly short haired non-binary looking girl standing in the rain having the time of her life watching someone fish. The ad explains that normally she's an obnoxious little bitch who rolls her eyes and never utters more than a single syllable or looks away from her phone, but "that face" only comes out in a Vrbo. Makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

Some replies are obscure tv commercials. If I don’t ever see it how can I hate it too? I surmise the replies are from those who do not watch live TV.

I’m a gainiac check my drawers.

Aren’t “drawers” underwear? What he’s sniffing are basketball shorts. And I always imagine they smell like Pizza Hut anyway.

Dennis Rodman's arms in those Planet Fitness ads look the way my grandmother's arms looked when she was his age.

What about the new Medicare benefits shit with Jimmy Walker? Like the old one he did wasn’t bad enough - ITS FREEEE! The new one is equally obnoxious and irritating.

The Celebrity X Cruise line commercial (which would would be the last fucking place I would think of being), with the actor singing “What a Wonderful Word” in an excruciatingly disturbing vocal fry.

I want to punch his fry-face, repeatedly.

James Cordon for WW. This is a great reason to AVOID WW!

Young woman, her face drenched with tears says "My auntie called me, she said 'uncle's had a heart attack.' I needed him to be here."

Auntie's like WTF?!

The Chipotle commercial selling their plant based Chorizo or soyrizo where they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over. Here’s the thing about chipotle, I’m a Mexican who grew up East LA. Not the bastardized hipster “East Side” LA with Los Feliz and Silverlake. Not once until the famous Jack N the Box commercial did I ever hear the word chipotle ever uttered obviously especially at our restaurants. So I always questioned the Hispanic authenticity to begin with so the they would have “Dakota Chad Smith” voicing the commercial doesn’t phase me, it just sounds so preppy gringo.

Also was watching the show Killer Kids where I think it’s the Make A Wish cancer kids is a sponsor 😬 Its sick children in the commercial regardless and reminds me of how Drizly advertises for the show Intervention. Just beyond wrong!

[quote] they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over.

Oh, dear!

👆🏼St. Jude….post before passive aggressive Oh Dear doofus.

This One a Day commercial. I just found out that Nina Simone is singing on this song but I still hate it.

The ludicrous Shop-Rite can-can commercials look like some high school class project. Cringe-worthy stupidity. I have to either mute it or change the channel because it's so lame.

Some of the newer Progressive ads are barely tolerable but the one with Flo's "sister" and the baby is practically noxious

Flo's sister is supposed to be a self-absorbed bitch, the commercial gets to the point.

OMG I just saw some fragrance ad with Robert Pattinson which may be one of the cringiest things on record.

I’m Morgan and there’s more to me than HIV. No, there isn’t.

The one with an interracial couple (black guy, blonde white girl); she gets out of the car and he stays in, fantasizing about "brunch...a manicure...a nice pedicure" and then she gets back in with a check for the car she has just sold inside of two minutes! What is this supposed to represent? Is he her pimp forcing her to sell her car to finance his pedicures? And has she just sold the car they are riding in? Was it her car? What is going ON HERE???

It's "brunch...a BUBBLE BATH...a nice pedicure..."

That's even more PIMPY!

The horrible Everlywell commercials for allergy saliva testing. Those women seem like idiots or space cadets.

The one where the kid farts on his grandma

Those fucking Medicare ads are back. Jimmie Walker is even more obnoxious. Why can't he get a mild case of COVID so he can shut up for a while?

The ones where idiot Rob Gronkowski tries to sign up for veteran's insurance because "I'm special."

“YOU are an electric vehicle.”

I’m not a car, I’m a fucking human being!

R464 Unfortunately, I caught the new Jimmie Walker Medicare commercial today. "You can get MAH-NAY paid back to you! Call today to see if you're entitled to your MAH-NAY!"

R467: Yeah, what's up with his pronunciation? It's like he's talking to the hearing impaired. That stupid commercial is shown on too many channels. You might as well leave the TV on mute.

r468- maybe it's a call back to his DY-NO-MITE?

Enough with the fucking Shriners kids commercials!!!!! It's fucking January, not the holiday season.

This guy from the Cerebral commercial who has a really bad gay accent. This is a longer version - in the short version I usually see he even lisps his s's.

R471. That fag deserves to be mentally unstable.

Like the weeping thumb on the Botox commercial who weep, weep lost his husband.

"Age is just a number and mine is unlisted".

If you can remember unlisted numbers you are old. She needs to drink more boost.

A commercial for some type of OTC heath product where it's "infused". One of the two women in the commercial says something like "Infused with two things - like a karate door!" and then we see the front door of a house with arms and legs sticking out of it, attempting to fend off a delivery man. WTF?

The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel.

"I'm a Gainiac".

Whatever commercial uses that awful song, "How Do You Like Me Now?" Instant mute.

"How Do You Like Me Now?" is used for some teeth whitening product.

What a super annoying commercial. Both people applying the teeth whitening product, seem to have very thin lips. The better to show their big white teeth, I guess.

The super creepy commercial for some erection product, it features a real life father and son, they've created the product.

The commercial is just plain weird. Both men come across as very smarmy.

I hate these fucking NOOM commercials that tell you what a poor, put-upon victim you are, while trying to sell their brand of "therapy". Harmful and annoying. Maybe just stop eating so damn much.

R480, I'll add the Peyronie's Disease ad to your post. I may never be able to eat another carrot!

The Covenant House commercial that uses the anti-human hymn "Amazing Grace."

The Pharma commercials are taking over the airwaves. Happy Grandpa cannonballing into the lake cause he loves his new blood thinner! Happy fat guys cannonballing into the pool and confidently ordering whatever they want at a restaurant because they love their diabetes med! Happy guys proudly rolling up their sleeves and shoving their scab-free forearms in everyone’s face because they love their psoriasis med! Happy girls putting ther hair in ponytails and shopping for sleeveless dresses because they LOVE THEIR PSORIASIS MED!

They’re cringe-inducing and they all look like they’re from the same advertising team. And they’re fucking EVERYWHERE.

R482 That PD treatment those crooked carrot commercials are pushing is a drug that is injected into the penis. With NEEDLES.

The stupid Dr Oz ad where blames Biden for shutting down factories while pointing to the factory behind him that was closed 27 years ago.

r485, did you see the possible side effects of that drug? NECROSIS, in addition to a whole host of things.

About the latest commercial with Jimmy JJ Walker. The way he pronounces and emphasizes the word “MONEY,” is so cartoonishly maniacal you’d think he was planning a way to get into Scrooge McDucks vault. But even worse is one of the ladies doing a testimonial afterwards. I swear to god she’s like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks 😂

[quote]I swear to god she’s like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks 😂

I'd rather have Medea do those Medicare ads than Jimmy Walker, in the new ads Jimmy sounds mentally challenged.

The Joe Namath Medicare ads are equally annoying.

Not sure what these ads are pushing, anyone who is eligible for extra 'freebies' via Medicare, usually has MEDICAID as their main or third form of health insurance. Most adults with any kind of money in the bank and decent pensions won't be eligible for whatever Jimmy, Joe and everyone else is bullshitting about.

People on Medicare, don't get anything extra, just new surprise bills while they are already paying for Medicare!

I have to navigate my mom's medical situation, all Medicare brings is an extra monthly healthcare fee (taken out of your Social security), extra payments for blood tests and medications denial. The weirdest denial was: "Medicare doesn't have a contract with the Pharma company which manufacturers that medication, your mom will need to change her medication." What the FUCK???

FUCK Medicare.

The Hippo ad with Ralph Fiennes aborted son.

The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. Can imagine the outrage if there was a commercial where a guy killed a woman in bar?

[quote]The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. Can imagine the outrage if there was a commercial where a guy killed a woman in bar?

I think those ads are produced in the UK. The VoiceOver is by a woman with a Chav British accent. The other ad in this series features the Rapunzel character and there's yet another ad. ALL those ads are really annoying.

Any of those 🎶 every kiss begins with Kaye 🎵 commercials especially the one where the sisters talk about how the mom handed down these sisters maybe a bracelet or necklace or ring or whatever. So they talk about how they hand it down to each every time one is going through a rough patch in life. You know they come up with the most bogus excuses as to why they want to hold on or get moms jewelry. “I’m devastated over the end of This is Us or I’m heartbroken by the death of lady wrestler Matilda the Hun or my favorite Mexican restaurant ran out of the hot sauce that I like.”

Also the Little Cesar’s commercial where Ed Sheran screams bloody murder cause the cashier told him they made changes to the pizza only for her to say they tripled the amount of pepperonis. 🤔 Come to think of it, think Ed Sheran sang one of the songs to those obnoxious jewelry commercials.

John Cena and the purple cow who moos BOOOOOOST! The worst is the one where they are stuck upside down on the Ferris wheel.

That computer virus protection software commercial where the employees say "believe" about 50 times - how more annoying can you get?

I'm really getting sick of the woman who radiantly croons the "Nationwide is on your side" songs. It's not a hymn, you're just selling insurance!

[quote]The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel.

Is that the one where he says of him and his wife..."and we write." You write what, cranky letters to the editor?

No, R497 -- the poor pathetic man referred to above seems to be unmarried. He's all alone, relegated to substitute teaching and motivational speaking at his age. Pathetic, indeed!

R484, The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial. That's what I pay attention to.

R498: Greg (the motivational speaker) is the Black gentleman with the bad dye job. His hair is probably colored by the lovely lady co-star in the commercial, who is obviously Greg's beloved.

[quote] The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial.

"Side effects, some fatal, have been reported."

"Some patients may experience trouble breathing, swallowing, or speaking."

Speaking about odd pronunciations, there's a commercial for female protective undergarments and the lead woman refers to them as "pahnts". "And now, we wear the pahnts!"

WTF is the point of the ridiculous Progressive ad with the father and son douchebags in a store while the son tries on jeans? Is there a point? Does it have something to do with the sign Dad is holding? Is it supposed to be funny? Just can't figure it out.

The dad is looking at the boys crotch and ass in the jeans to see if his stuff looks good in them

Is the money Progressive spends on those shitty spots really worth the amount of business they bring in? The commercials alone would make me run the fuck away.

I hate the Wendy's fries commercial where they compare them to McDonalds and for some reason there is loud grating scream. WTF!

I don't know what commercial it is but it has some treacly, Sam Smith whiny voice, love song that begins with "I want you to see..." that as far as I can go before I dive for my remote to mute. I have diabetes and that commercial makes me go into a diabetic coma.

R505 The insurance commercials are ridiculous. Insurance companies, big pharma and Medicare have to account for more than half of all commercials. Hey insurance companies, your commercials are not funny, cute or quirky. They’re fucking annoying.

I just wish they would ban medicine commercials like they did liquor in the 70's.

Hungry Root

"Hungry root came t-h-r-o-u-g-h".

"Now my refrigerator is PACKED".

I say fuck your empty-assed refrigerator that is suddenly packed with a bunch of plastic containers of food you will probably never even open and eat. Why was your fridge empty to begin with, bitch? Are you too lazy to go to the grocery store or poor as fuck?

Applebee's playing the fucking Cheers theme song. Ugh! why do I need to be taken back to 1982 every fucking time there is a commercial break? You fucking bastards who produce these shitty commercials should be forced to watch your shit on loop for 3 weeks straight.

By all means, ruin the memories of a classic tv sitcom theme by hijacking it to sell shitty food and watered down drinks.

You called, R511?

"Thank You For Being A Friend" was a hit Andrew Gold pop song before it was ever the GG theme.

This thread should be a fucking gold mine after The Super Bowl. I already hate the Mike Myers spot and I've only seen the shitty thing once.

[quote]Money dance.

I esp. hate the one with the chick in the kitchen. She dances like some cruiseship performer.

The Bounty commercials where some idiot spills a liquid they all react as if it's sulfuric acid.

LOL^

R516 - those bother me, because the spill has already happened and they're like, "here's a fully-wrapped roll that you're going to have to tear the plastic off of before you can grab a paper towel to wipe up the spill".

The Hormel Chili commercials are quite funny.

Agree, r516. PICK UP THE FUCKING TABLET! PICK UP THE FUCKING LOTTO TICKET.

I did enjoy the one where the little boy stuck a stick op his daddy's manhole. I did not know that public surprise anal in Japan is a thing.

I was loving the Larry David commercial until I realized it was a spot for fucking bitcoin.

Best of the Super Bowl ads? The Sopranos Chevy spot. That really fucking touched me.

The Kia robo-dachshund did it for intern Prancer and me.

The Zac Efron spot wherein he resembled a 70's gay porn star.

[quote] That really fucking touched me.

Well I hope they had your permission.

#metoo

They started running again the horrifying Kevin Hart one where the whole house is screaming at the top of their lungs about fucking lasagna.

Some deodorant for your body that tells you to smell your hand after you wash your ass, with a woman miming the whole process. The same company has another ad for deodorant for your pits talking about "T-Rex arms".

I can't wait for the ad with suburban daddies presenting hole.

I wish Pepto would bring back the Country Western version. They brought back the flight attendants.

The Spectrum cable monster ads are back. This time, they're hanging in a karaoke bar.

The puppet is singing "Time is On My Side". Wonder if Mick Jagger and Keith Richards ever imagined their music being in TV ads, then again, they didn't compose that song, still, theirs is the most recognizable version.

The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker.

YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. GET TINTING, YOU OAFS!

[quote] YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. GET TINTING, YOU OAFS!

Or, alternatively get in the car inside the garage and start it up. Then sit there for a little while.

Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. Like he knows what lasagna is.

I’m sure he’s read Garfield.

[quote]The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker.

How do the neighbors know how much they paid for their car?

r534, Carfax is blackmailing them.

[quote]Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. Like he knows what lasagna is.

His super annoying screaming: "WHAAAAAT?" in those awful commercials isn't even funny.

How did that dwarf ever get famous?

I’m tired of seeing Serena Williams appear in so many commercials. She is not attractive or a spokesperson I believe.

That stupid millennial CUNT swinging her pussy around and talking about her dry, stressed eyes and shrieking. "STRYPAPER?!" What idiot came up with that POS?!

Wow, the pain in the ass Sling medical expert who needs a Western omelet is now on an Amazon commercial telling people to sign up because you can always cancel, to a bride about to go down the aisle.

She is an actress that screams, DO NOT BELIEVE ME!

Seat Geek with the talking and moving rear end of people.

Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. It used to be a dirty little secret that they would do commercials for a million in Japan or Europe (Angelina, Johnny D & George). - they must be throwing millions at them.

*seasoned*

Some of the worst current commercials are the Philly cream cheese ads. They have nothing to do with eating cream cheese.

They are selling the cream and not the cheese.

Like the steak and sizzle.

The TeleDoc commercials are ridiculous, one of them is suggesting women get their vagine checked!

Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?! A woman sure cannot get a Pap smear over a damn cell. WTF?

How do some of these ridiculous commercials even get past the discussion stage?

R541. Covid cut into a lot paychecks. Gotta make that money!

[quote]Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. It used to be a dirty little secret that they would do commercials for a million in Japan or Europe (Angelina, Johnny D & George). - they must be throwing millions at them.

The film industry was shut down for over a year.

r547, yes, I'm part of that. It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires.

The one with Jill Scott singing, it's an insurance company. So shmaltzy

[quote]yes, I'm part of that. It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires.

But don't you have to work a little to keep the union health plans?

Yes, but luckily I had a bank of hours, and our union froze the requirements during that time. I don't know what the actor's union did with their plans.

The unions basically fucked over their members. Especially SAG.

Is it just in LA - the Casino Morongo commercial - with an older African American couple laughing and grooving out in a convertible - he looks like an older Rick Fox and she looks like that tv chef Carla. They rock out eating dinner and playing at the gaming tables. There are two versions of the exact same commercial - one with Covid masks and one without masks. They are currently playing the version without the masks.

Morongo....Good Times!

Love seeing Larry David in his commercial, but what the hell is the product?

I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto.

Doesn't work.

"I'd do anythin.."

GRAB THE REMOTE and HIT THE MUTE BUTTON!

[quote]Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?!

I’ve seen em. Course, I’m no doctor.

But selfies are cool.

[quote] while these people are surely millionaires.

With commensurate expenses like houseS, carS, etc. that payments need to be kept up on. There’s a difference.

There's a new commercial for an allergy medicine or something which mentions spring time - and it uses the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". You know, the song you hear AT CHRISTMAS TIME.

Some people in advertising never finished high school. As an old friend used to point out when describing the Madison Avenue mindset, "these are the people who came up with "clean your rugs this afternoon, entertain guests tonight".

Just saw another stupid TeleDoc ad, though, that's not the name of the particular service in the commercial.

This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, [bold]"If it burns when you pee..." [/bold]

Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked!

I thought this was a tv commercials thread circa 2022?

I can imagine the smarmy ad agency asshole who came up with the lyric: "If it burns when you pee..."

Nice work if you can get it.

[quote] This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, "If it burns when you pee..."

Did you happen to write down the number?

Uh, asking for a friend.

Bad timing for Dish Network. "Get in the basement!"

Why does EVERY god damned commercial need a jacked up SONG to go with it??!!

"it's my lucky DAY AY AY AY AY...."

Thank God they've stopped running the Shriners commercial. I had to switch channels whenever it came up.

I'm adowable, you bitch!

You *were* "adowable," old man. I'm the cute one now. And I don't need a speech impediment to be adoRable.

You get a blanket with the gimpy kids, you get a blanket with the homeless kids, you get a t-shirt with the kids with cancer, you get a t-shirt with the shivering starved beasts, you get a stuffed toy with the African wildlife,, and you get NOTHING with a donation to old starving Jews. Bupkis.

Hate all this tele-beggary.

Now if I could get some semen stained speedos, tele-buggery interests me.

The PTSD dogs and cats are gone, too, R568. Those campaigns seem to air annually during the quarter ending February 28.

Can the cleft-palated children be far behind?

The begging for peoples hard earned money is usually always around the Winter holidays.

Absolutely despise the Amazon spot withe the two ladies right before the wedding. It's creepy and obnoxious.

And the creepy bridesmaid is the same know it all chick from the Sling ad. And a Western Omelette!

I can't stand the little girl in the toilet paper commercial who's being toilet-trained and assures her mother that she's all through, only to say "Gotta go again" immediately thereafter. Her tone of voice is such an infuriating combination of smug and gotcha! that any real mom would probably burst out with profanity in a fit of temper. We shouldn't have to put up with TV ads about such subjects in the first place, but how is this bratty response supposed to be cute in any context?

I think the Amazon before the wedding commercial should only run in Russia as part of the sanctions.

I still despise EVERY commercial that has Kevin Hart screaming. Or, just Kevin Hart.

If you watch the Ricky Gervais series, "After Life", you get a real glimpse at the type of person who adores Kevin Hart.

The latest JB Smoove Caesar's commercial is insipid. I won't ever watch it again. I'd rather switch channels than sit through shit like that again. Who's directing these abysmal spots? Interns? All these betting app commercials are stupid, but Caesar's should have never made it past the Ides of March.

Call me Mary - you know the aspca commercials about the poor freezing animals? WELL - they have topped themselves - a long torturous commercial about the poor dogs used for Dog Fights - holy fancy Moses - I wish I could help them all but that commercial is enough to make you run from the room!

Christ the new car commercial where a school band plays really bad. Who are these advertising idiots who think hearing this awful noise every couple of hours is going to make anyone want to buy that car.

R581, and yet, they only give you a t shirt.

Covenant House homeless kids and the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket.

The empath training woman with the big eyebrows who has the cheap colored lights from Target strung over her doorway for no discernible reason.

I've had the (dis)pleasure of seeing Sharon Stone in two commercials in the last 2 days. One was for some online gaming site and they have her face on the body of a cartoon crab or something, like she is one of the characters in some casino game. They only flash her face for about 5 seconds of the whole ad. If she had to stoop to this, she must really be needy.

The other ad is for an eyeglass place - Sharon is show standing in front of a rack of glasses and is trying on frames to choose. She has a line or two, but I didn't pay attention to what she says.

[quote] the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket.

Not just a blanket. An adowable bwanket.

Mike Lindell's pathetic "I'm being cancelled" ads for his shit pillows. Why the board of directors of that company hasn't defenestrated him by now is just a mystery.

This must have been mentioned a few times already, but I cannot stand the commercial with Dave Grohl, Kevin Hart, and some other people in a house and Dave is shouting to Kevin that he made lasagna. Kevin yells back, “what!?” And Dave yells “Lasagna!” Then they repeat this.

It’s so annoying. I hate loud/yelling commercials.

Poor Kevin thinks yelling at the top of his lungs is funny.

Oh, I also noticed Shark Tank had him on the panel ONCE and then never again. He was a pain in the ass on that show, too.

Planet Fitness with some angry black man who gets so happy because of his low rent gym. Is he somebody? Saw him on another commercial doing the same angry shtick.

I am still hating the gay bald widower who thinks that Botox is the secret to his grief.

Grrrl, wrinkles are the least of your problems.

You look like a thumb.

The super-annoying Infiniti XQ-60 spot with kids mangling "Thus Spoke Zarathustra". It actually hurts to listen to it.

I dont know what they're trying to sell me, but the commercial that uses The Clapping Song can just fuck off already.

The toe fungus guy.

OMG, Sharon Stone shopping for glasses and the shop clerk looks like he is about to jizz himself.

He is kinda cute.

Is he the grown up Josh from the fucking grandparents in wrinkled clothing?

The local covid vaccine commercials:

The sad, pathetic single mother saying, "Omicron is a real game changer!" Like haha bitch, you [bold]obviously[/bold] know the rules of the game we call life so well!

I think it’s doordash where theyre on the bus and this lady talks about how they’re able to deliver the best bofogo or something 🥴 As if we’re supposed to know what that even is. Like I know they’re preferred to hire of all the Hispanics because of this cop out, dated, racist documentation paperwork bs when it comes to entertainment, and sports and politics and music and news coverage, you name it but the day this bofongo takes over Tuesdays from tacos I’ll take the bait. But don’t advertise something just to cater to your beloved preferred demographic when everyone is scratching their heads wondering what they hell they’re talking about. Bad PR so to speak 😝

I am kinda liking the return of the libity bibity bad actor guy especially when he goes through the entire line and stops at a"need". From hated to likable.

I never hated that guy - I thought he was the best one of the bunch. Love when his phone rings!

I'd love to see "bad actor" in the buff. Yowza!