Adam Driver’s Burberry Campaign is DIVINE

Mein Supreme Leader Snoke.

He has a nice body. But that face :P

But-her-face….

The face is meh. The body is nice. But he looks good in these specific photos

Damn, the miracle of photography as your friend. I always wished I could have some fabulous photos of me taken that made me look fabulous to last eternity.

Not that I'm not really fabulous in real life. No, really, I am. Swear.

He seems in danger of reaching that same overexposure burn out that Fassbender/Hardy/Jude Law/Colin Farrell all faced. Maybe it's different because he's American, but geez, take a fucking break and go away for a little while.

R10, take that back. Fassbender will never be overexposed. In fact, I want more exposure. Please.

Fassbender didn’t burn out because of overexposure, it’s because everything he headlined flopped.

R9, I think you’re sexy. I rubbed one out in the shower this morning while thinking about you. It’s true!! You’re a sexy fuck and you know it. I’m actually getting a tingle, down THERE just thinking about you…. *smooch*

It takes an ugly face to sell ugly clothes.

Fassbender has some big shit lined up in the next couple of years though, he'll be back.

I am really burned out on Driver though. Starting to really see him press against his limitations. He's very much the same in everything

Decent actor, nice body, with of the biggest dick faces on the planet. After all these years, I still cannot wrap my head around the fact that he had nude scenes with Lena Dunham, from “Girls”. Visual murder on Dunham’s part.

Excuse me, get off my ho stroll!

Neigh!

Well, almost.

He has gigantism face.

How could he become an actor with that face?

[quote] How could he become an actor with that face?

I have no idea.

Actors are not models, they don't have to be perfect, they have to be INTERESTING

A face only a mother could love. He ruined that Star Wars sequel for me. UGLY.

Where’s Shug Avery when you need her?

Fuck, he is ugly as fuck. Even his body is weird. It's like his face and body are split between two dimensions.

I guess he's super charming with the powers that be? But he can only play himself...fugly dude with long hair that can kind of hide his face.

I love ugly hot guys but he is just abhorrent to my eyes, even after all the photoshop and plastic surgery he's received.

We don’t like his many moles.

R26 I actually really do hate a lot of moles. Grosses me out.

[quote]A face only a mother could love.

Merciful heavens!

Throwing away my Burberry cologne and dress shirts as we speak. He and Timmy are so gross.

He is a hideous butter face. I don’t care how cut his body gets. It is pointless with a mug like his.

[quote]Adam Driver’s Burberry Campaign is DIVINE

You called?

wow he really improved his body!

what's the deets on the meat though?

[quote] what's the deets on the meat though?

His cutting down on meat has helped improve his body.

This ad is so fucking cheesy. Fucking ridiculous.

r10 it's been that way since the 80's, they keep shoving actors into the public eye forcing us to accept them as the "next" great thing and they really never are.

Meh.

that is one hideous man

Fassbender is sexy, though. He looks like he is into rough and nasty fucking. He looks like the kind of guy who’d rub your cock under the table while you’re trying to have a conversation with family at Thanksgiving.

Never forget - I had him first!!

He's one of the most unattractive actors ever. No angle of his face is appealing, and he has a pasty pallor. Maybe as a supporting or character actor, but not all these leading roles.

And his name should be at the bottom of the list when you think 'men's fragrance'.

Is it just me, or are all of the fashion and fragrance houses stuck in the 90s with these moody, pouting campaigns? It just seems so tired.

Ugh, this guy is so ugly. He looks like the missing link and these photos look photoshopped to the Gods.

You are obviously traumatized r35

Come lay your big old Mary head on my breast

Shhhhhh

It’s gonna be alright

R42, even with the photoshop, he’s still unbearable looking.

Errr - in the R4 video - that horseface! And the stallion's mug ain't nothing to look at either.

Was he 'saving' a horse from drowning?

I guess SJP was busy with the new SATC film.

Big juicy cock. That'll do me.

He needs to do something with his hair, always the same greasy looking non-hairstyle. Hot bod though. He’s not conventionally good looking but he has an attractive quality.

[quote] It takes an ugly face to sell ugly clothes.

This is for perfume, hon.

Try to keep up.

Sincere (if naive) question: do people, especially younger people still wear much fragrance these days? You'd think so, based on the volume of ads.

But most work environments are pretty negative about employees wearing cologne or perfume onsite, some quite strictly. A lot of social environments (restaurants, live theatre, public transit) frown on it as well. I definitely think of it as an "older generation" asset.

[quote]Big juicy cock. That'll do me.

Pics? Stats?

Seen him barefoot on stage. His cock must be HUGE.

The British Chavs who wear this crap will go nuts for him.

He really is making the most out of the hand he has been dealt, but one day those boobs are going to be down around his waist.

I just don't like his energy or even looking at him. He gives off asshole vibes, like he's above everything and everyone.

If you're ugly, you need to be at least a little charming. I don't see any of that with him.

[quote] one day those boobs are going to be down around his waist.

Ewwww. That mental image will linger today.

R53 I think you've mistaken him for Madonna.

R42 and R44, I couldn't agree more. Driver is truly the fugliest looking animal I've ever seen. A face even a mother would suffocate.

Bleach his hair, and he could play Marjorie Taylor Greene!

R58, I think you have hit on something!

MTG believes in space lasers. Adam Driver used space lasers in Star Wars!

The similarities are creepy!

I have a crush on him in the same way I have a crush on young Donald Sutherland. Both of them are objectively UGLY but look like they'd be fantastic in bed, a much more fun fuck than some supermodel.

Driver gives the impression he's some kind of he-man, yet he's so offensively fugly he should be shipped off to an island where he would have to live and fend for himself, and where no one else would have to look at him.

He has really light and pink nipples. You would assume he would have dark purple ones.

Driver is so ugly it begs the question: is it too late for his mother to abort him, or did she already?

r60 Young Donald Sutherland wasn't ugly.

[quote] the same way I have a crush on young Donald Sutherland

This is the most disturbing statement I have heard in years.

Let's be real for a minute. Adam is offensively ugly and deformed looking and has a voice like a foghorn. What Hollywood witchcraft is making the proles think this deformed loser is sexually attractive?

Oddest shaped face, moles, had on screen sex with that vile pig Lena Dunham so nah, he’s gross. But seems like a decent bloke.

He's actually not a decent bloke. Apart from being criminally ugly, he's a huge asshole. I knew him before he was famous and boy, what a dick. Good actor, though.

I heard he’s an asshole and incredibly pretentious.

Isn’t he married to a woman whose family owned slaves etc.?

Yes, R69. That's correct.

His huge outsized cock penetrates every hole, no matter how hard you struggle to remain a virgin!

He reminds me of that actor Sonny Landham

I remember when he got nominated for BlackKklansmen, and people brought up what a hypocrite he is for going on and on about the treatment of black people and racists when he’s married to a woman whose family owned slaves, and were hardcore racists after slavery ended.

Not to say his wife is racist, but still.

R73, if she hasn't done anything, then it's ridiculous to blame her for her family. People who pull that shit are so stupid.

R74, he's still to be blamed for his frightful face.

Perfume was a thing when smoking indoors was still allowed. Launching a perfume campaign during a pandemic, where socializing is restricted at times, is kind of tone-deaf and outdated. However, I like Adam Driver. I think he's one of the coolest and most interesting working actor these days.

Hi, Adam--I mean R76.

R76 ummm what? Perfumes and Colognes are top sellers, which is why celebs still get into it. They make millions off it.

You are welcome OP

We were very pleased with the results too!

[quote] ummm what? Perfumes and Colognes are top sellers,

What's that got to do with the comment at r76? People buy unnecessary shit all the time.

Wow. His face is longer than average. But, having a long face is a masculine trait. Having a compact mid face (like Brad Pitt) is a characteristic of feminine beauty.

So, this dude, with his long face is about as masc as masc gets...but you don't like him. OK. It doesn't matter anyway. He's straight, and women aren't so picky about looks when they choose a mate.

[quote] But, having a long face is a masculine trait.

[quote] women aren't so picky about looks when they choose a mate.

Neither are some men.