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Adam Driver to be the face of a new Burberry's fragrance

Burberry is unveiling a new men's fragrance on August 2nd, and Adam Driver is to be the face of the new campaign.

The parent company of Burberry, Coty, is betting men everywhere will think, "I want to smell just like Adam Driver looks!"

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by Anonymousreply 68July 29, 2021 8:10 AM

Couldn't he just be the voice?

by Anonymousreply 1July 17, 2021 4:49 PM

Let me guess the name of the cologne.

Secretariat?

Seattle Slew?

Buttercup?

by Anonymousreply 2July 17, 2021 4:59 PM

He is hideous, looks like he has a huge cock though.

by Anonymousreply 3July 17, 2021 5:04 PM

"BUTTERFACE for Men, by Burberry.

You can't get that incredible body out of your mind.... but her face!"

by Anonymousreply 4July 17, 2021 5:05 PM

Mule, by Adam Driver

by Anonymousreply 5July 17, 2021 5:07 PM

Ferret for Men

by Anonymousreply 6July 17, 2021 5:10 PM

So they're just repackaging Axe body spray in Burberry bottles?

by Anonymousreply 7July 17, 2021 5:13 PM

It’s a face, alright.

by Anonymousreply 8July 17, 2021 5:29 PM

Is Burberry still chav fashion?

by Anonymousreply 9July 17, 2021 6:04 PM

Face like a dropped pie.

by Anonymousreply 10July 17, 2021 6:41 PM

Good god he’s fug.

by Anonymousreply 11July 17, 2021 7:12 PM

Butterface - by Burberry.

by Anonymousreply 12July 17, 2021 7:16 PM

"Distraction" by Burberry

When you need to overwhelm other senses so no one focuses on your ugly.

High notes of sandalwood and gris, with undernotes of sulphur, freshly manured pastures, and methane.

by Anonymousreply 13July 17, 2021 7:36 PM

That Adam Driver would be the face of anything is an absolute crime. He has a great face for giving oral sex, apparently, if his Cannes premiere, Annette, is anything to go by.

by Anonymousreply 14July 17, 2021 7:53 PM

For decades I always imagined that Darth Vader's face would look just like Adam Driver's.

by Anonymousreply 15July 17, 2021 7:54 PM

And what a face it is….

by Anonymousreply 16July 17, 2021 7:55 PM

HI, r12!!!

by Anonymousreply 17July 17, 2021 10:42 PM

The career I don't deserve by Burberry

i butchered Sondheim by Burberry

I fucked Hannah Horvath by Burberry

I will be shoved in your face until you admit my talent by Burberry

Give me my goddam Oscar already by Burberry

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by Anonymousreply 18July 17, 2021 10:54 PM

Celebrity who they selected probably pulled out last minute and they found Adam🤣

by Anonymousreply 19July 17, 2021 11:17 PM

The one thing I NEVER think when I see a photo of Adam Driver is: “I want to smell like him.”

by Anonymousreply 20July 17, 2021 11:23 PM

It’s some kind of sick irony that they going to plaster his face on billboards everywhere. Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 21July 17, 2021 11:23 PM

Neanderthal No. 5, from Burberry

by Anonymousreply 22July 17, 2021 11:24 PM

They obviously think the Versace film is going to turn him into some kind of fashion icon.

by Anonymousreply 23July 17, 2021 11:26 PM

You can't even blame some LVMH drone...

by Anonymousreply 24July 18, 2021 12:35 AM

I can't Believe He's Not Butterface.

by Anonymousreply 25July 18, 2021 12:40 AM

He's not someone you aspire to smell like.

by Anonymousreply 26July 18, 2021 1:09 AM

Adam Driver does not look like somebody I want to smell like.

by Anonymousreply 27July 18, 2021 4:38 AM

Horse faced actor stars alongside actual horse.

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by Anonymousreply 28July 27, 2021 7:03 PM

I love the subtle cut from the horse's shadowed crotch to his shadowed crotch.

by Anonymousreply 29July 27, 2021 7:06 PM

Everyone here has already captured exactly how I feel about this man's looks and potential smells.

I love every one of you vicious faggots! :)

by Anonymousreply 30July 27, 2021 7:07 PM

Whose cock is he sucking?

by Anonymousreply 31July 27, 2021 7:07 PM

Moleman, by Burberry

by Anonymousreply 32July 27, 2021 7:10 PM

He's all wrong for something like this; his unconventional good looks (and at certain angles, he does look good) would be better suited to luxury car commercials, motorcycles, that kind of thing. Selling perfume is meant for twinky model types & as others have aptly noted, Adam Driver is not the kind of guy you want to smell like, as he likely smells of stale coffee, cigarettes with a hint of morning mouth

by Anonymousreply 33July 27, 2021 7:14 PM

I think he's hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 34July 27, 2021 7:17 PM

oh and R23, it's Gucci, not Versace

by Anonymousreply 35July 27, 2021 7:18 PM

You just know it’s big.

by Anonymousreply 36July 27, 2021 7:28 PM

Does it come with a blindfold?

by Anonymousreply 37July 27, 2021 7:38 PM

Real men dab a touch of gun solvent behind their ears.

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by Anonymousreply 38July 27, 2021 7:39 PM

I refuse to comment. There are enough woes in this world.

by Anonymousreply 39July 27, 2021 7:44 PM

It’s threads like this that keep me coming back to datalounge.

AD is not conventionally attractive but he does poses a certain quality that I find sexy.

by Anonymousreply 40July 27, 2021 7:52 PM

The photos are great

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by Anonymousreply 41July 27, 2021 9:03 PM

I wonder what Adam thinks about Mouseboy considering that these two uggos are inexplicably dominating the Hollywood market.

by Anonymousreply 42July 28, 2021 2:48 AM

They couldn't find anyone uglier??

by Anonymousreply 43July 28, 2021 2:50 AM

I have no words.

by Anonymousreply 44July 28, 2021 2:57 AM

[quote] Selling perfume is meant for twinky model types & as others have aptly noted,

Not any more. Get with the times.

The most successful fragrance advertising campaign in decades has been Johnny Depp for Dior's Sauvage, and that began only decades after he could have been called a twink.

by Anonymousreply 45July 28, 2021 3:00 AM

Sexy. Alluring. Irresistible.

Cromagnon by Burberry

by Anonymousreply 46July 28, 2021 3:29 AM

My husband's grandmother kept me from getting the job.

by Anonymousreply 47July 28, 2021 3:37 AM

that is one of the most unfortunate mugs I've seen in quite some time.

by Anonymousreply 48July 28, 2021 3:46 AM

This will work - if the fragrance smells like SHIT

by Anonymousreply 49July 28, 2021 3:55 AM

Not even some cheap photoshop light flare is going to turn him into a hunky model R41 lol

by Anonymousreply 50July 28, 2021 4:33 AM

Fortunately the ad focuses on his body rather than his face.

by Anonymousreply 51July 28, 2021 4:34 AM

Okay, I came up with two words: Bruce Boxleitner.

You're welcome.

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by Anonymousreply 52July 28, 2021 4:50 AM

But he’s not a Brit.

by Anonymousreply 53July 28, 2021 4:55 AM

I'll take him!

by Anonymousreply 54July 28, 2021 4:55 AM

Sex on a stick

by Anonymousreply 55July 28, 2021 5:18 AM

He sho’ is ugleee!

by Anonymousreply 56July 28, 2021 7:11 AM

In fairness to him, he’s no uglier or more gross than than Johnny Depp, Will Smith, or Alan Cumming, who have all hocked fragrance with their faces or names on.

They can’t all be David Beckham.

by Anonymousreply 57July 28, 2021 7:34 AM

Op needs to stroke her man in the boat out.

by Anonymousreply 58July 28, 2021 7:59 AM

More like Dropped Pie, R2.

by Anonymousreply 59July 28, 2021 8:00 AM

When I think of cool masculine fragrances, I definitely don't think about this guy.

by Anonymousreply 60July 28, 2021 8:57 AM

I am honestly baffled how Johnny Depp - even before all the relatively recent bad publicity about him - could sell perfume because you KNOW he stinks of BO, cigarette smoke and a faint whiff of urine from when he pissed himself while passed out. So I guess at least Drive isn't an old alkie

I don't understand the world anymore

by Anonymousreply 61July 28, 2021 10:32 AM

He’s funny looking and has no presence onscreen. Why does the world keep trying to make him happen?

by Anonymousreply 62July 28, 2021 11:15 AM

Sure, he's not classically handsome but he is distinctive looking, and that's probably the intent of using him for this ad campaign.

Cash it in, Adam.

by Anonymousreply 63July 28, 2021 11:46 AM

I find him extremely talented and hot. It’s kind of fun to see a Very Serious Actor lead with his sexuality, which he hasn’t really done since Girls.

by Anonymousreply 64July 28, 2021 11:50 AM

R62 those are my thoughts exactly. Why are we forced to keep looking at him. There is nothing special about him. I look at him and say: "SO?"

by Anonymousreply 65July 28, 2021 1:44 PM

He’ll be the crybaby Sith who fucked his cousin for the rest of his life.

by Anonymousreply 66July 28, 2021 1:46 PM

Great body.

by Anonymousreply 67July 29, 2021 12:03 AM

The last time I remember Burberry looking cool and feeling classy & chic onscreen was 16 years ago, when Jonathan Rhys Meyers wore *that* trench in MATCH POINT.

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by Anonymousreply 68July 29, 2021 8:10 AM
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