Burberry is unveiling a new men's fragrance on August 2nd, and Adam Driver is to be the face of the new campaign.
The parent company of Burberry, Coty, is betting men everywhere will think, "I want to smell just like Adam Driver looks!"
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Burberry is unveiling a new men's fragrance on August 2nd, and Adam Driver is to be the face of the new campaign.
The parent company of Burberry, Coty, is betting men everywhere will think, "I want to smell just like Adam Driver looks!"
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 29, 2021 8:10 AM |
Couldn't he just be the voice?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 17, 2021 4:49 PM |
Let me guess the name of the cologne.
Secretariat?
Seattle Slew?
Buttercup?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 17, 2021 4:59 PM |
He is hideous, looks like he has a huge cock though.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 17, 2021 5:04 PM |
"BUTTERFACE for Men, by Burberry.
You can't get that incredible body out of your mind.... but her face!"
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 17, 2021 5:05 PM |
Mule, by Adam Driver
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 17, 2021 5:07 PM |
Ferret for Men
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 17, 2021 5:10 PM |
So they're just repackaging Axe body spray in Burberry bottles?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 17, 2021 5:13 PM |
It’s a face, alright.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 17, 2021 5:29 PM |
Is Burberry still chav fashion?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 17, 2021 6:04 PM |
Face like a dropped pie.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 17, 2021 6:41 PM |
Good god he’s fug.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 17, 2021 7:12 PM |
Butterface - by Burberry.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 17, 2021 7:16 PM |
"Distraction" by Burberry
When you need to overwhelm other senses so no one focuses on your ugly.
High notes of sandalwood and gris, with undernotes of sulphur, freshly manured pastures, and methane.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 17, 2021 7:36 PM |
That Adam Driver would be the face of anything is an absolute crime. He has a great face for giving oral sex, apparently, if his Cannes premiere, Annette, is anything to go by.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 17, 2021 7:53 PM |
For decades I always imagined that Darth Vader's face would look just like Adam Driver's.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 17, 2021 7:54 PM |
And what a face it is….
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 17, 2021 7:55 PM |
HI, r12!!!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 17, 2021 10:42 PM |
The career I don't deserve by Burberry
i butchered Sondheim by Burberry
I fucked Hannah Horvath by Burberry
I will be shoved in your face until you admit my talent by Burberry
Give me my goddam Oscar already by Burberry
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by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 17, 2021 10:54 PM |
Celebrity who they selected probably pulled out last minute and they found Adam🤣
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 17, 2021 11:17 PM |
The one thing I NEVER think when I see a photo of Adam Driver is: “I want to smell like him.”
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 17, 2021 11:23 PM |
It’s some kind of sick irony that they going to plaster his face on billboards everywhere. Oh dear.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 17, 2021 11:23 PM |
Neanderthal No. 5, from Burberry
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 17, 2021 11:24 PM |
They obviously think the Versace film is going to turn him into some kind of fashion icon.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 17, 2021 11:26 PM |
You can't even blame some LVMH drone...
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 18, 2021 12:35 AM |
I can't Believe He's Not Butterface.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 18, 2021 12:40 AM |
He's not someone you aspire to smell like.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 18, 2021 1:09 AM |
Adam Driver does not look like somebody I want to smell like.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 18, 2021 4:38 AM |
Horse faced actor stars alongside actual horse.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 27, 2021 7:03 PM |
I love the subtle cut from the horse's shadowed crotch to his shadowed crotch.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 27, 2021 7:06 PM |
Everyone here has already captured exactly how I feel about this man's looks and potential smells.
I love every one of you vicious faggots! :)
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 27, 2021 7:07 PM |
Whose cock is he sucking?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 27, 2021 7:07 PM |
Moleman, by Burberry
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 27, 2021 7:10 PM |
He's all wrong for something like this; his unconventional good looks (and at certain angles, he does look good) would be better suited to luxury car commercials, motorcycles, that kind of thing. Selling perfume is meant for twinky model types & as others have aptly noted, Adam Driver is not the kind of guy you want to smell like, as he likely smells of stale coffee, cigarettes with a hint of morning mouth
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 27, 2021 7:14 PM |
I think he's hot as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 27, 2021 7:17 PM |
oh and R23, it's Gucci, not Versace
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 27, 2021 7:18 PM |
You just know it’s big.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 27, 2021 7:28 PM |
Does it come with a blindfold?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 27, 2021 7:38 PM |
Real men dab a touch of gun solvent behind their ears.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 27, 2021 7:39 PM |
I refuse to comment. There are enough woes in this world.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 27, 2021 7:44 PM |
It’s threads like this that keep me coming back to datalounge.
AD is not conventionally attractive but he does poses a certain quality that I find sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 27, 2021 7:52 PM |
I wonder what Adam thinks about Mouseboy considering that these two uggos are inexplicably dominating the Hollywood market.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 28, 2021 2:48 AM |
They couldn't find anyone uglier??
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 28, 2021 2:50 AM |
I have no words.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 28, 2021 2:57 AM |
[quote] Selling perfume is meant for twinky model types & as others have aptly noted,
Not any more. Get with the times.
The most successful fragrance advertising campaign in decades has been Johnny Depp for Dior's Sauvage, and that began only decades after he could have been called a twink.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 28, 2021 3:00 AM |
Sexy. Alluring. Irresistible.
Cromagnon by Burberry
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 28, 2021 3:29 AM |
My husband's grandmother kept me from getting the job.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 28, 2021 3:37 AM |
that is one of the most unfortunate mugs I've seen in quite some time.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 28, 2021 3:46 AM |
This will work - if the fragrance smells like SHIT
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 28, 2021 3:55 AM |
Not even some cheap photoshop light flare is going to turn him into a hunky model R41 lol
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 28, 2021 4:33 AM |
Fortunately the ad focuses on his body rather than his face.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 28, 2021 4:34 AM |
Okay, I came up with two words: Bruce Boxleitner.
You're welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 28, 2021 4:50 AM |
But he’s not a Brit.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 28, 2021 4:55 AM |
I'll take him!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 28, 2021 4:55 AM |
Sex on a stick
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 28, 2021 5:18 AM |
He sho’ is ugleee!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 28, 2021 7:11 AM |
In fairness to him, he’s no uglier or more gross than than Johnny Depp, Will Smith, or Alan Cumming, who have all hocked fragrance with their faces or names on.
They can’t all be David Beckham.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 28, 2021 7:34 AM |
Op needs to stroke her man in the boat out.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 28, 2021 7:59 AM |
More like Dropped Pie, R2.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 28, 2021 8:00 AM |
When I think of cool masculine fragrances, I definitely don't think about this guy.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 28, 2021 8:57 AM |
I am honestly baffled how Johnny Depp - even before all the relatively recent bad publicity about him - could sell perfume because you KNOW he stinks of BO, cigarette smoke and a faint whiff of urine from when he pissed himself while passed out. So I guess at least Drive isn't an old alkie
I don't understand the world anymore
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 28, 2021 10:32 AM |
He’s funny looking and has no presence onscreen. Why does the world keep trying to make him happen?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 28, 2021 11:15 AM |
Sure, he's not classically handsome but he is distinctive looking, and that's probably the intent of using him for this ad campaign.
Cash it in, Adam.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 28, 2021 11:46 AM |
I find him extremely talented and hot. It’s kind of fun to see a Very Serious Actor lead with his sexuality, which he hasn’t really done since Girls.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 28, 2021 11:50 AM |
R62 those are my thoughts exactly. Why are we forced to keep looking at him. There is nothing special about him. I look at him and say: "SO?"
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 28, 2021 1:44 PM |
He’ll be the crybaby Sith who fucked his cousin for the rest of his life.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 28, 2021 1:46 PM |
Great body.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 29, 2021 12:03 AM |
The last time I remember Burberry looking cool and feeling classy & chic onscreen was 16 years ago, when Jonathan Rhys Meyers wore *that* trench in MATCH POINT.
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