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Woman caught masturbating with the sausage of a customer's hot dog

Who ordered the extra fish sauce on their footlong?

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by Anonymousreply 20July 21, 2021 5:08 AM

Copycat!

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by Anonymousreply 1July 21, 2021 1:08 AM

The proverbial hotdog in a hallway.

by Anonymousreply 2July 21, 2021 1:22 AM

"No, I said 'Chicago dog,' not 'CHERYL dog.'"

by Anonymousreply 3July 21, 2021 1:39 AM

Barf…

by Anonymousreply 4July 21, 2021 1:43 AM

Death penalty for that cunt

by Anonymousreply 5July 21, 2021 1:45 AM

I really hope she's in jail right now 🤮

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by Anonymousreply 6July 21, 2021 1:46 AM

I hope that was a cheap pork and chicken dog and she ends up with Trichinosis of the Vadge, or Salmonella Snatch. Bloody hell, makes you not want to eat in restaurants ever again.

by Anonymousreply 7July 21, 2021 1:52 AM

I’m so glad I learned how to cook for myself. I rarely go to restaurants and when I do, it’s usually to places where it’s open grill and you can see them making it right in front of you.

by Anonymousreply 8July 21, 2021 1:58 AM

This is probably staged

by Anonymousreply 9July 21, 2021 1:59 AM

She did it with relish.

by Anonymousreply 10July 21, 2021 2:07 AM

Did they happen also to catch the ghost of Danny Thomas salivating and fantasizing under a glass table gazing up at a mudpie-like, round and cooked hamburger patty placed on top of tabs in the middle of it??

by Anonymousreply 11July 21, 2021 2:28 AM

[quote]This is probably staged

Not from the way she was looking to make sure the coast was clear.

by Anonymousreply 12July 21, 2021 2:31 AM

Alice, Flo, or Vera?

by Anonymousreply 13July 21, 2021 2:43 AM

Over 4 years ago

by Anonymousreply 14July 21, 2021 2:49 AM

R14 Something dastardly for sure; as you'll notice she put KETCHUP on the dog in addition to the vagina juice!

by Anonymousreply 15July 21, 2021 3:09 AM

I told you that she's not just a horribly narcissistic asshole, Mildred. Veda needs a fucking exorcism!

- Ida

by Anonymousreply 16July 21, 2021 3:23 AM

That bitch needs to do a month at The Weiners Circle.

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by Anonymousreply 17July 21, 2021 3:28 AM

Threw up

by Anonymousreply 18July 21, 2021 3:36 AM

This crazed cooter either:

A. *HATED* her customer or

B. *LOVED* her customer.

I could write a whole volume of imaginative backstories for either scenario.

Eg: A hunky football player asks for a burger, fries, and a coke. The waitress gets lost in his mesmerizing cornflower-blue eyes. Meanwhile, his cheerleader girlfriend mad dogs the waitress the entire time. She orders a hot dog.

by Anonymousreply 19July 21, 2021 4:55 AM

Damn, it was that one time!

by Anonymousreply 20July 21, 2021 5:08 AM
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