Florida Man Arrested 59th Time: Caught Pleasuring Self with Pickle

His makeup is flawless. YAAAAAAAAS KA-WEEEEEN!

"A large uneaten pickle"

How do people like this support themselves?

This sounds like BILL TAYLOR...

He looks good for 47; he could pass for 6 years younger. We should look into the anti-aging properties of cucumbers. Maybe add them to colonics.

Does anyone on DL know what Hundreds and Thousands are? It looks like he has those on his eyebrows.

We FINALLY see what GermanGayGuy looks like.

Forgot to say - It looks like he has Hundreds & Thousands held on with chocolate as eyebrows.

He's had one too many slices of fairy toast.

R9 More like too much fairy dust!

Well that is quite a pickle he got into himself.

Pickle Surprise!

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Would he by any chance be offering these pickles for purchase on Ebay or Etsy?

His face says it all. "I don't regret it." -Pickle Man

Isn't a pickle just a fermented cucumber?

They say it takes all kinds…

I think she's tremendous!

What is going on with the eyebrows - is that adornment failure or is that some sort of fungal growth?

You know, I'm not supportive of the 3 strikes and you're in jail for 50 years. But I'm starting to think if you've been arrested 59 times, maybe you SHOULD be removed from society.

They're leaving out a key element in this story, which is whose "private residence" it was. I'm assuming it wasn't his own.

Jerkin' with a gherkin.

At first I thought the brows were lined with steri-strips. He seems happy.

[quote]Detiege, whose address is listed as the Flying Cloud Mobile Home Park in Tampa

He has nice friends

[quote] We FINALLY see what GermanGayGuy looks like.

And I’m still disappointed

He could be the spokesman for ‘Van Holten's Jumbo Hot Pickle-In-A-Pouch’

Wouldn’t a plain old cucumber be better for the purpose?

Maybe he was hoping the Alum would help draw and shrink tissue.

He got himself into another pickle after being released on $150 bond:

"Detiege was arrested for exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor, and booked into the Pinellas County jail. He was released after posting $150 bond, but was back behind bars a week later after getting arrested on a felony theft charge for stealing Red Bull and skinny jeans from a Walmart.

I saw someone with those eyebrows on the subway yesterday. New York not Florida. They were clearly trying for the non-heteronormal look.

Vlasic Kosher Kween!

R1! I went yaaas kween too! I love it!

If he moves to CA or NY he can use the women's spa areas.

Was the pickle sour or half-sour?]

[quote]Was the pickle sour or half-sour?

Before or after?

R34 “HE HAS A PENIS! YOU SIR ARE NOT A REAL MAN!” 🤡 🎥

r6 We call those SPRINKLES.

Those poor Florida men... sad fate indeed.

Vivian Pickles!

Was it one of those giant pickles that come in a pouch or a little gherkin?

Why a pickle and not a firm cucumber?

Would the acidic pickle not - idk - burn? Never stuck a pickle up my ass but it sounds irritating.

[quote]Caught Pleasuring Self with Pickle

But did he interrupt brunch?

We’re they kosher pickles? Because if they were they aren’t anymore. He’s like the Bill Cosby of pickles. Did he spike their espresso? Did he invite them, um, in to discuss their career?

Lance Dowd -AKA Pickle Fucker

That guy HAS TO BE the grammar whore.

Well, Emmet enjoyed a Schickle pickle.

So you're trying to tell me that Michael Alig faked his own death and has been hiding out in Florida?

He looks like a delight!

The Bicks Residence r21.

Was it a Vlasslick?

The vlaasic stork would be horrified.

Alex Jones in about three years.