Odd things that turn you on

from a nearby thread:

[quote]a discreet and tasteful presentation of hole

Guy's lips, although I guess that's not really odd. Brad Pitt, for example, has the sexiest lips.

Wrists peeking through their shirt cuff.

Money and power.

the sound of the elastic of a guys underwear snapping shut after he takes a piss at the urinal

ears.some guys have sexy ears to me.

The sound of a men's dress shoe on the floor when he's walking-like the "clackers" in Devil Wears Prada.

The exposure of the waistband of his underwear.

See-through football pants.

Hairy billowing out of top of white tee shirt.

Distinguished academic pedigree that isn't cookie cutter, either. Mix of high and low to everything. Knows how to dine and socialize with snobby Parisians and North African or American working class types. Really gorgeous eyes and cock. Easily generous and helpful. Well liked in his circles.

Slim tanned guys in wife beater.

Your #2 and #3 really aren’t odd, OP.

Menz farting & wearing dirty diapers.

Homemade Muscle Ts. They are just fucking hot.

Beard on the underside of the chin, thin chain necklace, the patch of hair that grows at the side of your hand, wristband/wristwatch on the dominant hand, big toes and the budding pubes on a cock that was shaved a few days ago

Golden fuzz on a thick forearm.

none of these are odd

love seeing a guy's underwear strewn on the floor of his room... looks hot

When he talks about things I don't understand and uses words that I don't even know the meanings of. Intelligence is pretty hot to me.

well, oddly perhaps, the sound of a man pissing

lips

long lashes

slim tanned well-groomed

[quote]I love a guy in grey sweatpants, especially if you can catch a glimpse of the outline of his dick

Odd? Hun, this is one of the Gay Ten Commandments.

The area between a man's ear and chin can be very sexy.

Lower back muscles. I worked with one guy in particular who always wore untucked tees. He would frequently scratch his lower back and lift up his tee exposing them in the process. You could practically see down his shorts, boxers, and ass crack while he was sitting at his desk leaning forward focusing closely on something on his computer.

I’ll tell you what turns me off. Sideburns taken up way too high!

I would like to figure out how to wear my trainers. They ware both very handsome but it never occurred to me that I could wear them.

What a great way to accessorize!

Masculine, large hands and fingers with the perfect amount of hair. I can get so turned on by hands.

r26, what do you mean by "trainers"?

When a guy crouches down on his haunches.

Chest hair peaking out of an open-necked shirt.

Watched "Body Heat" on TCM this past weekend. Set in a very hot Florida, William Hurt had sweat-stain on his back between his shoulder blades. Found that incredibly hot in an erotic way.

Rolled up sleeves on a beefy, burly guy,

Guys right after a hard workout, where the sweat-stained shirts cling to their bodies outlining their nipples and belly buttons.

Hints of Treasure Trails...instant hard-on!

Compression shorts under other shorts.

Rugby

Back of the neck

Is it odd that I’m more turned on by clothed men than naked men? Especially love a man in shorts.

Rd29, lol. I read that as compression socks, and thought, "now, that IS odd."

Huge cocks and huge wide feet

Used condoms...filled.

R33 How are those things ever considered odd by anyone?

I like a man with nicely muscled arms, but not steroided out. I also like men in satiny kind of spandex/lycra shorts.

Pencil dicks that are curly like a pig's tail.

H-O-T!

r37, I needed a good laugh today, thanks!!

A man's back, I love broad shoulders tapering down to a little waist.

Vein-y hands peaking out of a shirt...makes me think the guy has a thick, vein-y cock.

.....

When a guy spits in the urinal before pissing.

Very red lips. It makes visualize rosy hole and nips.

Glimpses of underarm hair past tight t-shirt sleeves. Full-blown "here's my pits!" though? Pass. Weird.

I get aroused when i see grown man cry - usually only see this in movies.

Men with toolboxes.....

Men who talk passionately about music, especially in technical terms.

oo,technical music, that fits the odd criteria.r47

When you can see the waistband of a guy's underwear, like if he's crouching down or stretching to lift something overhead, etc. A good example is a scene from The Bourne Identity when Matt Damon is fighting someone and you can repeatedly see the top of his white underwear. All I could think of while watching this was what type of underwear was he wearing. I don't think the director or Damon had this in mind when filming!

This is gonna sound nasty but here goes. At work one time, at the urinal, one of my colleagues came rushing into the bathroom to take a piss and then he farted loudly. He laughed said that he had been wanting to do that all morning. I found it to be dorg of sexy because he was so relaxed and open about it. Plus he was cute.

Being close to and staring directly into the pupil and iris of an attractive person. Especially if you're engaged in an interesting conversation. There's something that's just so sensuous about it.

[/quote] Glimpses of underarm hair

[/quote] This is gonna sound nasty but here goes. At work one time

You are milquetoast, darlings!

Dilated pupils Entrancing eye color Eloquent pattern of speech Pouty lips

Watching a guy in the barber chair getting a haircut. Gaps between front teeth.

I used to be repulsed by back hair, but now I’ve found myself pleased to find when there’s a whisper of hair on the lats as well as a little patch to nuzzle where the thoracic vertebrae meet the cervical. I also don’t mind a little bit of hair on the lower back.

Well developed calf muscles like a cyclist would have.

a pulse. I'm not that picky.

old man wrinkle on their forehead.

I have daddy issue.

Hunter Biden's art

Thin lips.

Pale pink ears. Especially when I'm fucking.

A good looking guy’s Adam’s Apple. I have no idea why this turns me on.

R59 = DJT, Jr.

The back of his neck.

[quote]A good looking guy’s Adam’s Apple.

Julian Morris' Adam's apple is one of the things I like about him.

[quote]love seeing a guy's underwear strewn on the floor of his room... looks hot

Similarly when he leaves his underwear on the floor of the locker room by his locker when he's gone to the shower or a guy going into the shower at the pool and taking his trunks off mid-shower and hanging them on the towel hook.

When straight guys use public showers, but leave their underwear on. I wish they'd take them off. But it's hot to me when I think about them being too nervous or shy to let it out. The underwear get soaked and don't hide much, but no one saw their actual dick.

Working out in a hotel gym. Drinking in a hotel bar. People-watching in a hotel lobby. Hotels. Similarly, airports.

When a man smells of paper or cardboard.

Scars.

Coppertone sunscreen. Hairy blonds in board shorts.

Men fitted with casts or immobilizers, especially if due to injury sustained during athletic pursuits. Work-weary men asleep on sofas. Built guys in hospital beds. Fathers bringing themselves down to eye-level with their small children. Guys who have fallen into an awkward position and need a hand to get back up. A guy having a cramp or muscle spasm. Bloody lips.

Forearms.

R50 yes, very dorg of sexy.

R58 and R60 we should meet! I have both of those things.

When the barber takes a #1 razor to the sides when I get my haircut (flat-top high and tight).....i get a chubby

And men in boxers

[quote]When a man smells of paper or cardboard.

I'm intrigued, R68. How / why would a man smell of paper or cardboard?

Arms. I like em thick and imagine how’d they feel in my colon.

r69, or even four arms, now that would be odd.

Bent thumbs. Stephen Colbert drives me wild with his when he does his opening monologues.

A freshly showered man with a white towel around his waist. HOT!

Underarm BO on a hot guy, like my dark, hairy Russian barber.

A big hair patch on the lower back (which DL informs me is called a "welcome mat").

Big blue eyes

The big brown eye

second to R81

I like a guy with a decent sized nose. It doesn't always make the man, but on a cute guy it's a real turn on.

On fit guys with a v-shaped upper body, the small of a guy's back and the side side of a guy's torso, where it joins with a guy's hip, really gets my fires going.

Snub nosed peasant potato faces. What can I say.

[quote]Working out in a hotel gym. Drinking in a hotel bar. People-watching in a hotel lobby. Hotels. Similarly, airports.

R68, I've had so many many hook ups that began in hotel bars, lobbies, or gyms.

You’re a whore, darling.

Well dressed men....nice to unwrap them.

A wedding ring.

Ears, fingers, feet.....

The scent of a man, for sure.

Probably above any and everything else, a man's voice. His voice can make or break an attraction.

And I love men who make noise and/or are verbal during sex. It doesn't have to be porn scene chatter, but I don't like the "I have to be quiet or my mom might hear me" business, either. I want to hear that grunting or a "take it" when that load is spraying on my face.

Oh, and tall/big men.

Just, like the Brawny man. A giant guy is a real turn on.

R52 you don't need the / before the word quote.

Just bracket, the word, end bracket.

So I’m a 95% woman-leaning bisexual (gold 🌟, have never dated/fucked a man and may never), but if we’re going into really deep dark non-PC truth that you’d never admit IRL? A really fucking stupid spiceboy pro sports player absolutely does something for me.

Bonus if he’s got long hair, awful trashy clothes, a pretty body (either curvy or skinny, as long as it isn’t hench), and a noticeable comfort with showing same-sex affection and femininity. I don’t know what it is about this type that drives me wild. They’re like dumb soppy loveable dogs.

I used to get extremely horny watching Roger Federer play Rafael Nadal, particularly on grass (I seem to have a grass-court fetish). I couldn't watch them without whipping out my dick. Is that odd, though?

*Something about the (real or imagined) sexual chemistry between them, mixed in with the rivalry.

That's a very specific description, R90. I got turned on reading that.

When he has an extra arm or leg.

r94,Jake the Peg?

Watching attractive men eat.

I will try once more, then you can all hate me.

Seeing a guy from behind and the t-shirt stretch from well-developed lats.

When guys eat and everything comes out even.

I used to be a bookstore perv--secretly (and, I think, discreetly) glancing at some of the better-looking guys as they were browsing the shelves. I would get very horny.

Whatever that facial tic is which causes a guy to blink excessively and exaggeratedly when he’s nervous. I dated a guy who did this a lot at the beginning of our dates. I found it very charming.

R101 you would have been crazy about the late Corey Haim. He used to blink constantly, even when acting.

a guy who stutters

I gotta say a little b.o.

I fucking love it especially in the summer.

People who eat and chew with their mouths open.

Masculine looking (preferably hairy and bold) guys accidentally showing effeminate feature.

Hairy fit fats.

The combination of having piercing eyes and smallpox scars in the face.

Alcohol on the breath. When my roommate was drunk he would get right in my ear and talk, his hot booze breath drove me absolutely insane!

The combination of the visible underwear waistband and treasure trail leading out of it. Just so hot.

R107 did you kiss him with that hot booze breath?

Was he whispering his hot booze whispers in your ear as he gently pushed you to your knees?

r107 = Margaret White

When there is a little piece of hair that falls down over their eye. I think it's an 80's fetish thing. Johnny Depp, Limahl, etc..

R107 My turn on is similar. When he comes home late from a meeting and smells like cigars and booze. I love the first kiss and hug. I wouldn't be able to stand the combination all night but I love that initial smell before he hops in the shower.

All of that filthy touchin’. His hands all over me. The smell of roadhouse whisky on his breath. And I liked it!

Shyness.

r112 Right! There was a point in the evening when it got funky smelling if we were out all night but before that happened I loved it!

r109 He did whisper his hot booze whispers in my ear and on my neck but we were usually in public so he didn't push me down to my knees but I like that work on that story! I would have sucked him off pretty much anywhere! bouncy house at Funland? you got it! r113 I did like it!! I LIKED IT!

A chain around a guys neck.

I've been with a couple of guys where they've cum, and then they bring me off with their hand afterwards, and they will lie there and kind of whimper in my ear while they do it. It's hard to describe, it's like they make these sounds like they might if I were inside them. That turns me on. And the way some bottoms play up a kind of submissiveness when really they are in control and getting what they want. I like that.

[quote]Rugby

Oh god, YES! I lived in rugby central until recently, would bump into well known players in cafés and places like that fairly regularly. Once I caught a plane with a team of them. It was all I could do not to go masturbate in the plane toilets. They were so big and broad and I felt so small and at their mercy, it was very hot. On arrival at the airport, I had to pee, and got to line up at the urinal next to them while we all peed. Not a thing I am generally into, but it was hot in that case, all these attractive players, and knowing if I just turned my head there was a whole lot of cock for me to see.

I couldn't help noticing the guy next to me really needed to work on his hydration, though.

The truth of the matter though is, I like the vast majority of men and all sorts of things will turn me on. There's no real rules, more rules on turn-offs if anything.

Men are just... beautiful, quite frankly. I love them.

For those who like Rugby (and occasionally other ball sports), there's 2703 pages of spank material in this tumblr. Mostly Australians.

Athletic, fit guys with swag walking around their house or standing in the locker room in midcalf, white athletic socks. Boner.

R113 show us your dirty pillows.

A man lathered up with shaving cream standing in a bathroom or leaned back in a barber chair ready to shave or be shaved.

When a guy constructs something practical. Woodworking, something mechanical etc.

Not art or anything like that. Has to be useful.

I should have killed myself after the first time Ralph put it in me. But I was weak and backslidin’.

A long strong loud piss then hearing him groan "Ahhhhhh"

Every centimeter more than 20 drives my kundalini anticipation receptors to make mamma's mussy moisten more.

R124 oh yeah. A loud thick stream of piss is a huge turn on.

Liev Schreiber’s double chin. I want to lick it.

Little extra fat in the lower back and little extra fat between the ass and the leg.

It does say ODD things, R126.

Outie belly buttons are a bit of a fetish for me. A big Roman/aquiline nose.

a guy who has a beauty mark right above or below the corner of his mouth

Hairy backs and shoulders.

A guy not overly concerned with odd things that turn him on.

1. When a guy gets down in stairs, the view of his head from above him is sexy too look at. It makes me also think that would likely have been shaped by a vaj once upon a time and now the full-grown one seeks one 2. Everytime i see cute little babies, i always want to see their dad. 3. Drawing in the dirty urinals, especially horny men drawing boobs and pussies. 4. Used condom in the streets or parks(that is not a common cruising place) 5. During college days, i liked Smelling my roommates underwear, his unwashed undie was in a laundry basket. Once he left, it was all over my face. The musk of it gave me strong boners 6. The sight and stench of male armpits in public. 7. Sometimes smell of piss from gents urinals

I’m with you R84 - love ‘spuddy’ looking guys - Jimmy Somerville, Wayne Rooney.

Love watching a dude haul out his cock to piss at a urinal. When I was a teenager I remember trying to get a glimpse of some dick at rest stops and boy did I get some eyefuls a few times that left quite an impression on me.

R136 yes!

There was a great video that has no doubt been wiped when P*rnhub et al deleted a lot of amateur stuff.....but it was a hot guy hauling his cock out at the urinal and it was one of the hottest clips I'd ever seen. He was HUGE and....well, it made me cum.

R101, you should meet Vaughn Hillyard.

Guys with naturally rosy cheeks that just get more so with exercise or embarrassment.

R139 ooh yes! But not sure that's odd. Very adorable, though.

r134 Oh fuck yes, I loved going into the bathroom and smelling my roommate's underwear! His scent made me an animal. After I jerked off I put them exactly where he placed them so he would never know. I would have loved finding his used condoms in the trash but never did. Believe me, I looked.

A masculine guy pissing at a public urinal with his hands on his hips....or in some way pissing hands free.

(especially assuming his dick is either big enough or pendulous enough to hang down and point in just the right spot.)

R117 I used to work at a hotel and can remember a few times where I went into the conferences spaces when sports teams were there.

They had to change quickly from suits to their uniforms and I can remember walking into a men's room with about 20 hockey players. It was the closest I'll ever get to a locker room.

Smells and sights alone, I jacked off over those images/scents for a year.....I can still tear one off if I think about a few of them.

Blond men with pale to invisible eyebrows.

I should have killed myself after the 1st time Ralph put it in me.

No urinal dividers, watching a guy piss especially if his dick is intact with a hot foreskin and preferably if he has his hands by his sides or on his hips for a full view of his cock. Helpful hint: Most guys are right-handed, so if he's holding his dick it's most likely with his right hand...so stand on his left side so his hand doesn't obstruct a view of his cock. This works well at the airport when a pilot in uniform goes into the men's room to piss. He's used to often pissing at airport urinals, some of which fortunately don't have urinal dividers. He often has a carry-on piece of luggage by his side and stands back enough to show off his cock. I could cum just standing there watching him.

Drinking piss? Or is that too mainstream?

Tall, slim older men (in their 60s and 70s) who keep themselves in shape. The smell of a man's underarm odor. A large nose. A short, slim guy with large feet.

R146 I saw a guy pissing at a urinal today at Moynihan Train Hall with his pants and FTL white briefs down around his knees. Great ass on full display. I wanted to drop right then and rim him.

Short, orange, mushroom-headed dick.

Strong, hairy forearms and a non-electronic watch like a Rolex

[quote] a non-electronic watch

SMH.

[quote] love ‘spuddy’ looking guys - Jimmy Somerville, Wayne Rooney.

Sexy young football superstars left and right, and that’s who you pick? Bruv....

[quote] The exposure of the waistband of his underwear.

Only if it's good underwear.

[quote] See-through football pants.

Are these things designed to me homoerotic?

Hmmm?

R6 yeah, got to admit I’m partial to a pointy elfin ear on an Anglo twunk or otter.

Conjoined bodybuilders. Yeahhhh.

Guys wearing anklets/ankle bracelets. Especially when they're otherwise completely naked, in porn, etc.

R158 I’m very much for objecting prettyboys in the manner we once used to demure Victorian ladies. Eagerly getting a fleeting glimpse of ankle or calf or collarbone is more exciting than nudity, thanks to the oversaturation of visible flesh these days. The mystery is gone in our hyperpornified culture.

Bump

Roadhouse whiskey and filthy touchin

Well, I do the turning on, but some people think it's odd.

A guy's shorts when he's sitting, when you can see his bulge and can pull the head of his cock out.

Wondering if you can see a man's pubes under tight light-colored underwear, shorts, or pants.

Men who are proudly well-hung, putting it on public display.

When a man's shirt opens up and you can see his nipples.

Buttholes that pucker and quiver in anticipation.

Like they're pleading for it.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,

And cherry teen pussy before the baron's cock pummels me....

Tiny nips…they’re usually hyper-sensitive.

Wow a good percentage of these are big turn offs for me, everything in OP's is a huge turn on though.

Premature ejaculations in either str8 or gay porn blooper vids.

Adjacent, str8/bi guys getting blowjobs from guys, squirming and/or desperately trying not cum.

IRL, Inadvertent post piss leaks showing through pants.

Heavily tattooed men with huge cocks.

Old-school Str8 European gang bangs, where hot guys ignore the many previous cum residue and slip it in and fuck away.

You know 1/2 these guys were at least bi.

A soft, thatch of hair on a man's lower back. A slightly crossed eye. Brown eyes and naturally red or blonde hair.

[quote] Adjacent, str8/bi guys

Adjacent?

like this r164?

When a well-dressed man jumps into a pool voluntarily. He starts off clean and crisp, and returns above water disheveled with heavily weighted clothes.

Going from expected to unexpected, and not taking yourself seriously, is something I enjoy.

Lots of realtors are doing this now.

R178. No judgement, but that is very specific. And I suspect rare.

Cleft chin. So masculine and such a turn-on.

Tongue, wherever, however.

And relatedly, biting.

A bathtub of eels.

Bodybuilders, help me with this: I see men at the gym whose string tanks do not uncover the entirety of their nipples. Part of one areola or the other has slipped out of the tank. It's a massive turn on. But, do these bodybuilders do this on purpose? Are they really just focused on their pecs in general. Are they aware their nipples are outside the cloth? Do they want us to notice them?

Other than asking the local bodybuilders, which would be a fun assignment, but I could get my head clobbered. What is your take?

Thanks to Dan Savage and others, str8 boys seem to be more nipple-aware.

Praise!

^ I was in a Publix grocery store in Atlanta one weekend, late afternoon, and spotted a bodybuilder towards the back of the store who was wearing one of those kind of plaid dress shirts that had had the sleeves neatly removed and the armholes were sewed up, not frayed. He was really good looking, and I realized that the shirt was loose enough at the arms so that I could see into it, from the side, around his arm. He wasn't aware of me and I was angling for a better view when he happened to turn a little sideways to the brightly-lit dairy items on the back wall of the store, so the bright white light completely lit up the inside of his shirt; it was like he really didn't have a shirt on at all. Right at that moment, he caught me peering at his chest under his shirt, from the side, and his face flushed completely with embarrassment. It was kind of hilarious and hot at the same time.

An ass that’s tight and round. Cut off blue jeans. No one wears this anymore. Must I move South?

Tall men and watching them negotiate tight crowds or duck under a doorway.

Junior high schools

Neck tattoos, sleeves, seeing that exposed area directly above the plumber's crack when a guy bends over.

Seeing a hot senior with a cute twink!

Guys who speak 2 or more foreign languages and guys who are good cooks

Noses turn me on, big ones especially, but all of them if they catch my attention.

There was a guy who worked in my office, Avg good looking but very stuffy and uptight. One day he came to the office and he was all beaten up. We asked what happened and he said he got into a fight at bar. Suddenly, I found that hot and so cool.

R121 I fucking love you

Men who act robotic and unemotional

My son

On the thin side, tall, wearing a watch. Brown hair and blue eyes. Nice athletic shoes. Good nail care. Very light beard. Having a nice scent.

Guys eating their own cum—mainly when they shoot a load straight into their mouth. Yes, I am a degenerate. I don’t care. It turns me on.

I do love watching men get a barber shop shave. Lots of them on youtube.

A man's forearm. If it has the right amount of hair, has the right amount of muscle (a little but not too much), if it's on a rolled up sleeve with a nice watch...yummy

Also guy's necks. If they are taut, masculine but with a graceful line, gimme. I love kissing guy's neck even though, as a frau, its considered something men do more to women in straight couples.

Totally, thick and haired forearms are a total turn on

A man doing my yard work, house cleaning and especially vacuuming.

I like a big ass!

Watching a guy duck to get through a door.

Yeah, a man who lives alone in a clean house is a turn-on. So many people think that because they live alone, that's an excuse to be a slob and eat junk food.