Breaking News: Shailene Woodley mystery illness revealed!

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Don’t leave us hanging. What was it?

It's mysterious! Already told you, you can spend 10 mins researching it or we could call it - depression 😞 after 💍 with a 🧍‍♂️who likes 👨‍❤️‍👨 companionship.

Post the article. No one wants to go to another website to read this

She has a bad case of fibeardmyalgia.

Yeah, just post it. Don’t make us wait around and guess.

Anorexia?

You are wrong! R5

Full statement from her "candid" interview

[quote] It was pretty debilitating. I said no to a lot of projects, not because I wanted to but because I physically couldn't participate in them," Woodley recalled. "And I definitely suffered a lot more than I had to because I didn't take care of myself. The self-inflicted pressure of not wanting to be helped or taken care of created more physical unrest throughout those years." "I'm on the tail end of it, which is very exciting, but it's an interesting thing, going through something so physically dominating while also having so many people pay attention to the choices you make, the things you say, what you do, what you look like. It spun me out for a while," she added.

"You feel so incredibly isolated and alone." 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Aaron Rodgers proposed to an ill woman? He's hoping to be a widower, isn't he.

[quote] "You feel so incredibly isolated and alone."

Guess her fiance Aaron's broad shoulder is reserved by some one else!

I've never understood the celebrities who insist on constantly mentioning a problem then being deliberately vague about it. It's not like I was that interested in Woodley before, but now I'm actively irritated by her. She sounds exhausting and insufferable.

So she got this “mystery illness” in her early 20’s, and she is now 29 and now at “the tail end of it.” Give me a fucking break. Not only could she not even give a name for this “illness” but how the fuck do you know a supposed illness that has lasted years is at the “tail-end?” It’s either over or it isn’t.

She’s full of shit seeking attention just like her “fiancé.”

R11 Her and Aaron make a good “arrangement.” They both think they’re so deep and so much more enlightened than everyone else.

Click Bait Attention Whore. That's her illness. Fibor is so 90's. Although it can strike any office Frau at any time with unspecified trigger for unspecified time off.

Was she a patient of Dr. Budd?

Does this affect whether or not she's deemed insurable for projects.

I agree. If she doesn’t know what the illness was then how does she know it’s coming to the tail end. It could come back. Sounds like fibro to me, which is not to say there was nothing wrong with her just that the docs don’t know and so probably lumped her in as a fibro sufferer.

[quote]isolated and alone.

Girlfriend, I feel for you! 🤷‍♀️

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The boyfriend looks like a serial killer.

[quote] with unspecified trigger...

R14 like when travel with Aaron, the only way to locate him in the evening is to search Grindr within 50 miles range of hotel?

Olivia Munn said she had a closeted boyfriend (and you can pretty much guess who she was referring to) that would ONLY fuck her from behind in the pitch black dark so that he didn’t have to see it was a girl and that he was the worst at sex. So Shailene might end up with back issues too from all the bending over she has to do with Aaron.

I'm not lazy

I'm not crazy

I fight my fibeard so bravely

MY PAIN IS REAL AND I'M ALL OUT OF SPOONS!

R22 worse, it requires a mechanical device! 😭

Go to the 1 hour 25 minute mark in this video where Olivia Munn describes how awful the sex was with the boyfriend that she has that was closeted.🤣

If he was fucking her, he's bisexual.

R26 Newsflash: you can fuck the opposite sex and still be completely gay. Men have been doing it from the beginning of time. Also, she said it was “the worst” and that the lights always had to be out and it had to be from behind so that he didn’t have to see that it was a girl. Doesn’t sound like a man attracted to women.

I thought bearding is just pretending, you don't have to fuck that person?

Yes, bearding is a business relationship.

[Quote] Newsflash: you can fuck the opposite sex and still be completely gay. Men have been doing it from the beginning of time. Also, she said it was “the worst” and that the lights always had to be out and it had to be from behind so that he didn’t have to see that it was a girl. Doesn’t sound like a man attracted to women.

He may be gay but if he's going to the effort of fucking Olivia Munn, he is more likely bisexual. Tab Hunter never bothered to fuck Debbie Reynolds.

Businessh relationship.

R30 What are you not getting through your head? Sex was awful, lights always had to be off, only went down on her twice the entire time they were together, and always had to do it from behind so that he “don’t have to see that it’s a girl.” That’s a gay man in denial.

This makes a lot of sense. She looked haggard and sick for a long time. I bet it was anorexia. But I agree with the posters, tell us what it is or shut the fuck up. Could also be HIV.

Crabs?

Mental illness can also be debilitating physically.

[Quote] What are you not getting through your head? Sex was awful, lights always had to be off, only went down on her twice the entire time they were together, and always had to do it from behind so that he “don’t have to see that it’s a girl.” That’s a gay man in denial.

Vivica Fox made a point of calling 50 Cent gay a few years ago. She has since admitted that she was hurt and trying to hurt him. Miss Olivia is probably doing the same thing. We'll see if she does it to John Mulaney.

I’m confused, I read an article about this and still didn’t find out what illness it is that she has. And I’m a very competent reader. So what the hell hath this woman?

R36 She’s never said that about any other boyfriend. But if it makes you feel better, keep believing what you want.👍

R37 Basically it was a clickbait article. She never says what this “illness” is.

Does she use a strap-on with Aaron?🧐

[quote] I haven't spoken much about this yet publicly, and I will one day, after I milk it for every ounce of publicity I can get out of it.

There, fixed that for her.

BITCH PLEASE!!

[quote] [R30] What are you not getting through your head? Sex was awful, lights always had to be off, only went down on her twice the entire time they were together, and always had to do it from behind so that he “don’t have to see that it’s a girl.” That’s a gay man in denial.

But if he’s touched a vagine then he’s bi.

Reveal it now Toots. We only care so much.

Mechanical devices are unnatural, I offer my tongue!👅👅👅

Call me Aaron, I am ready 24x7 and I have tons of frequent mileages.

[Quote] She’s never said that about any other boyfriend.

Yet. And don't act like your any more in the know than anyone else posting here.

Well, I hope whatever it is that she has, there will be a big TV movie of the week reveal where she plays herself and everything come out in overwrought drama. It would also be fun to have unknown actors playing the real actors that she was in films with, it could be a real campfest.

[quote]Does this affect whether or not she's deemed insurable for projects.

I'm sure some of it is for attention but she's also simply explaining her past behavior/issues to people who might hire her who have heard she was turning down roles and going through "things" and making sure that she isn't too clear so she doesn't lose work because of it.

There's another actress, that I actually love, who has another "mysterious illness" and she did an interview about it. I just figured she wasn't saying exactly what it was so the next time she wants to work the phrase, "But she has lupus!" doesn't come up but she was only saying she was sick to explain why she disappeared for so long, turned down and dropped out of roles, etc.

They airbrushed the fuck out of those pictures!

Could it be she dropped off the map because she was sent away to Gay Conversion Camp? And she’s brainwashed to think that that is her “illness?”

Girls, you don't have to be gay!

Girls, you don't have to be gay!

[quote] Her and Aaron make a good “arrangement.”

Oh, dear!

Orthorexia - she’s obsessed with eating clean/organic/indigenous

[quote]Orthorexia - she’s obsessed with eating clean/organic/indigenous

All while flying on private planes and riding on yachts. So organic and good for the environment!

The Olivia Munn bad sex story could be about Chris Pine.

I know what she had. A sunburned vagina. It can take a while for it to heal.

Maybe it’s a brand new disease that they’re going to name after her like Lou Gehrig got, and they waiting to get all the branding in place before they launch!

Maybe it's the Bearding Disease

She and Olivia Munn should start a foundation

I don't think they fucked. But I do believe she was trying to out him.

R58 That sounds like a perfect sketch for SNL.

Crabgrassmyalgia

Female hirsutism, haha!

I feel the same way when I get hungry.

She's so tender to the touch

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R55, when did Pine and Munn date? I can get behind Pine liking dick.

It'll be lyme disease.

R58, for just ten cents a day, you can support a starving beard

Olivia later made a statement about how she knows for a fact that there are gay NFL players

I'm sure she was talking about Aaron

Are we sure the gay ex-boyfriend is Aaron?

Who hasn’t Olivia Munn fucked?

Is professional bearding an illness now?

We’re tender to the anticipated touch.

Women all over America are trapped in Bearding relationship...it may be happening in your own neighborhood.

Some women who have relied on Bearding for years are unable to find a new Bearding relationship to support themselves...

Now on the line, we have Charlene, Princess of Monaco

who was trapped in a Bearding relationship with Prince Albert for years

before fleeing back to her native South Africa, ,where she now lives in exile.

Princess are you there?

If you're mocking the pain of the Bearding Illness

I'm glaring at you over the rim of my Mug that says "Bearding Illness Pain is Real"

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He looked SO much better on Jeopardy.

R78 That’s because he had a make up artist to cover up the haggard skin, a hairstylist to comb and style that gross hair, a clothing stylist to dress him decently, and lighting people. Take away all that and he looks like shit.

It's Zbornak Syndrome! No, seriously. Something similar happened to me two years ago. I still don't know what it was, but painful and debilitating doesn't even begin to describe it. I couldn't do anything and every waking moment was agony. Eventually I ended up in the hospital from exhaustion. After that, it disappeared as mysteriously as it came on.

This is one of those grey areas where I think there’s an overlap of psychological and physical pathology.

I fell down a rabbit hole of researching “intractable pain” sufferers and illness fakers and “spoonies”. And I really think that they’re, in some roundabout and socially acceptable way, seeking pain meds/opioids. There’s some mental illness component. I don’t doubt they’re feeling physical pain, but it’s psychogenic.

Oh, and Morgellons…

It could be: Ehlers-Danlos, fibromyalgia, lupus, PCOS, Lyme disease, endometriosis, morgellons,

Addiction.

[quote]It could be: Ehlers-Danlos, fibromyalgia, lupus, PCOS, Lyme disease, endometriosis, morgellons,

All of the above.

She had scoliosis as a child, but was successfully treated for that condition. Also, her right eye is lower than her left eye - not as asymmetrical as Shannen Doherty's eyes though.

She had a debilitating case of Lesbianitus. It was cured by intense sessions of bearding.

Didn’t she encourage women to sun their vaginas?

WTF is her problem? Was she abused as a child? Was she neglected? She has ALWAYS been weird and attention seeking.

Bulimia. She's always had those puffy cheek glands

Also, she had those weird eating disorder behaviors like an obsession w eating clay and eating "natural" and clean" and like, holding her vagina up to the sunlight

I'm laughing my ass off at this thread

Perhaps there is a bearding support group Shailene can attend. Maybe Olivia can recommend one

So how does one do an illness reveal these days? Balloons in different colors and corrrct one is popped?

Green for Lyme disease

Blue for depression

Pink for Fibromyalgia

Yellow for liver disease

Red for rheumatoid arthritis

Black for lung disease

R92 is Colorist...I may report you to HR

She will never have as many illnesses as me!

She’s a decent actress but she sho is ugly and looks like trailer folk too.

R95 but according to DL, guys living in the trailer are mostly HAWT.

Her name sounds like a country song, perhaps some will write a hillbilly elegy about her and her illness?

[Quote] she sho is ugly and looks like trailer folk too.

It hasn't hurt Frances McDormand.

Shailene is actually a strong woman of color™. Shailene’s maternal grandfather had African-American and Creole ancestry, and Shailene’s maternal grandmother has Louisiana Creole [including African, French, Spanish, and German] ancestry on one side of her family, and English and Swiss-German ancestry on the other side of her family.

R99 Not strong enough to keep whining about feeling a little unwell.

She is NOT a woman of color. Please.

The article says that she gets "candid" about her illness. She doesn't.

I'm thinking she's conflating reality with that shitty movie she did with Ansel Elgort.

Does she have a new movie out? I don't see why she would need to make this statement for the industry. All important industry talk happens outside publications.

That doesn't even look like her. She looked completely different a few years ago.

I thought the same thing, r104. Last I knew, she looked like this. Now she looks like a random mob girlfriend from The Sopranos.

It's styling.

She must be talking about cosmetic surgeries. Chin implant, nose bob and boobs?

R105, she looks so different. I get it's probably mostly styling but it also probably indicates something is off with her.

What's off is that they have to style her so heavily to make her even remotely visually interesting.

I like her. She was involved with the Standing Rock Protest. She was working with the Native American Nations. Some people are just good people. She is good people.

If you want to pick on someone, pick on a NPD or Sociopath, there are so many.

In OP's picture, she looks like Lindsay Lohan....circa 2004.

Abortion. It’s ALWAYS abortion. And you have to say it like you’re from the Bronx. Just like Melania’s mystery illness at the White House: abortion! Abortion! abortion!

I’m hoping it’s a very French sounding disease so she can say it with actorly elan like Guillain-Barré Syndrome, as if she was a Seinfeld character.

Charlene Frazier had a line on a DW episode about a woman who was always tired; 'she's got that Roseann Barr syndrome or something'

Well, I’m hoping once she announces what the fuck she has friends like Reese, Nicole and that mulatto one rally around her and help raise funds or douse themselves in ice water, or whatever they will be doing to call attention to it.

Are we sure this “mystery illness” isn’t ennui, because it sure as hell keeps sounding like ennui!

Her pussy stinks!

R117 Well if that’s it perhaps she can be cured by this little remedy:

R22 Totally doesn't sound like something a jealous, angry ex girlfriend would say. "He wanted it from the back and in the dark, he is gay."

Isn't Olivia Munn about 40? She probably saw Rodgers as her last chance.

[quote]Isn't Olivia Munn about 40? She probably saw Rodgers as her last chance.

Hardly. After Rodgers, she was dating a billionaire that was younger than her. And now she’s dating that John Mulaney guy.

what? Olivia Munn is already 41!

[Quote] Hardly. After Rodgers, she was dating a billionaire that was younger than her. And now she’s dating that John Mulaney guy.

Last chance for settling down. She's knows a young man and a drug addict aren't long term prospects.

AR specifically chose Cuntlene as his “girlfriend” because he’s desperate to get into acting and wants to hang around celebrities. He’s a famewhore.

I could see Aaron as the neighbor over the wall in a Home Improvement reboot. Otherwise, he hasn't got a face for the screen.

R123 She invested in Uber back in 2011 when it was just getting started. She has plenty of her own money. If she wants kids, that doesn’t require being married.

He’s just using her to get to Ansel Elgort

[quote]I could see Aaron as the neighbor over the wall in a Home Improvement reboot. Otherwise, he hasn't got a face for the screen.

LMAO!🤣

R127 Or Miles Teller. That whole vacation was really strange…especially the restroom “incident” with Miles.

[Quote] If she wants kids, that doesn’t require being married.

Not everyone wants to go it alone. Does Olivia have an Asian mother breathing down her neck?

Does Shailene do anal?

[Quote] Does Shailene do anal?

She'll happily strap it on for you.

She suffers from Imminent Death Syndrome

I don’t have a specific reason to dislike this woman, but she’s tiresome in some way.

Her debilitating illness was called Lesbianism. She is coming out of it with a prescription for bearding..

You can't tell if someone is a good person or not as a human just because she supports a cause you agree with. But, hey, we all have our criteria for judging others.

She has always sought the spotlight. I am suspicious of those who support causes as she has because it can just be another attention seeking device. She did get tons of attention which she hadn't had in quite a while. What was all that fake love-dovey crap with Theo James during the promos for those awful films they made? It made her look like a silly love puppy and him look gay. But both look like attention exploiting a fake romance to shill a movie. Turned me off to both of them.

R133 Is that what Valerie Harper had, until she didn’t?

It was depression. She’s at the tail end of it now bc she’s caught herself a rich & famous athlete. She’s in denial about the fact that he’s gay bc he’s a rich n famous athlete & he’s all hers now! She won’t say what the illness was bc she’s a strong independent feminist that don’t need no man so she’ll never admit to the fact that catching herself a man ended her depression

She has a trailer park face, 100%. Somewhere in flyover America, there is a 7-11 that’s missing it’s token parking lot barefoot opioid whore.

She can't tell he's gay given how lazy and bad he is bed?

[quote] he’s a strong independent feminist

If she were any of those things and if she were an honest person she just speak frankly and say wtf it is. Or she wouldn't mention it at all. This game playing is a joke.

She’s like a blind item.

So when do you think the inevitable breakup with AR will happen? Olivia lasted 3 years, Danica lasted 2 1/2 years - so should we give this one 2 years? If so, then they will probably be over by sometime next summer.

How long have her previous relationships lasted? How many engagements?

R143 I never even knew who the hell she was before this little arrangement so I’m not familiar with her past.

I think she was with another sportsman before Rodgers.

Breaking news: OP is a fucking idiot.