White trash conservative fetishes

Newsmax

Ignorance

being "real" - which can mean anything and usually devolves to being the bottom of the barrel no matter what

Guns

Revenge

Their dogs

Wal-mart

Fast food

Mountain Dew and various energy drinks

Getting into public fights/altercations

Chick-fil-A

Baby Jesus

Militias

Pregnancy

Hiding behind their various Christian religions as an easy excuse to be a hateful asshole.

Bleached blonde bimbo's

Denying climate science

Refusing to wear a mask because 'mah freedums'

Thinking Vairst Leddy is hawt

meth

"I ain't about that gay shit Frasier. Get me Roseanne!!!! She ain't no liberal queer!!! Bubba, go get me a Keystone. We ain't got no more Busch. Yo momma and Mew-Maw are getting fried chicken from KFC. Fuckin' queers in their pride month. Soon the n****** will want a month. We ain't go white pride histreey month. Jesus only had Sermon on the Mount, TRUMP tried to kill the liberal Pelosi."

Swimsuits made out of American flag-like material.

Casual shirts made out of American flag-like material.

6-packs of Mountain Dew and Pepsi.

Pickups with the lifted wheel package.

Vehicles that cost more than their home or exceed the amount they will consider spending on higher education.

Cheap beer and Marlboros.

Kid Rock

fetuses only while they’re in the womb

mega churches

having poor hygiene

Playing the victim

Saying you are conservative but wanting more laws and police if it fits your agenda.

Blue Lives Matter bumper stickers

Hating books

Ranch dressing

The bible (only when it suits them)

saying the elections were stolen if a Democrat won, but totally fair and valid if a repug won

Trolling Datalounge

Cheap pot, blow jobs from "nelly" guys when you're high or if the wife don't give head.

Sex with black people on the sly.

Lighting off fireworks year round

[quote]Swimsuits made out of American flag-like material.

[quote]Casual shirts made out of American flag-like material.

This one amuses me. Can't kneel during the playing of the anthem, but *wearing* the flag, including having the stars and stripes rubbing against your genitals, is just fine.

Same goes with having Trump's name emblazoned across the flag. Like putting a bumper sticker on a Bentley. We saw a lot of that on 1/6.

Unwillingness to follow authority or expertise, but a strong desire to force people into submission if their ideas or actions don’t fit your narrow worldview.

Using fear to manipulate people, especially women and children

Confederate Flags, Hee Haw, Moonshine, Outhouses and long form birth certificates.

Hard-ons while listening to and watching Miss Lindsey.

Common sense

Not defunding the police

Not sucking off Xi Jinping

Getting fucked by rich liberal whites

Bacon. Burgers. Ballcaps. Ugly‐ass soccer slides on fat guys. Fat guys on scooters.

Projecting.

Getting told to learn to code by their social betters

Claiming to not defund the police, but support politicians who pass legislation to ultimately do that.

Telling people of color to go back over the boarder or to whatever country they came from, even though my skin is white and I NEVER think of going back to Europe where MY ancestors came from...

Hunting

The “music” of Ted Nugent

pork rinds

"Dinner" from 7-Eleven

“Dr” Laura radio show

[Quote]The bible (only when it suits them)

And it had better be the KING JAMES VERSION (because that's the type of English Jesus spoke). The newer versions are for those who want to justify sinning, like homosexuales and loose women.

Claiming ownership of Patriotism.

Being skinny and having long greasy hair, smelling of cigarettes and cheap booze.

Love of Russia because Orange Mussolni of Mar-a-Lago is an asset/stooge/puppet/possible agent of Vlad.

Mussolini ^

R49 I DON’T think “being skinny” Is one of the common traits…

Domestic violence

Multi-level Marketing Scams

More than one mugshot

Getting arrested at the same time your spouse/parent/sibling does

Fighting at a wedding or funeral

R52, sorry, I'm thinking of all those "Have sex with a redneck" gay porn flicks I've watched.

Food stamps and cigarettes

What's white trashy about bacon, burgers, and dogs?

Alien anal probes after crop-circle abductions.

Precious Moments figurines

Thomas Kinkade art

Scraggly beards and lank hair; lots of white potatoes; beer bellies; skinny asses; stink-eye; teensy-tiny wingwangs; lots and lots of ugly; the cro-magnon look and the adoring eyes of their slobby wives

Budweiser in a can

[quote] Scraggly beards and lank hair; lots of white potatoes; beer bellies; skinny asses; stink-eye; teensy-tiny wingwangs; lots and lots of ugly; the cro-magnon look

And those are just the women!

No one wants to work because they are getting paid to stay at home.

Incest

Gulping beer and watching old reruns of HeeHaw. Chewing tobacco just because they know it makes others vomit. Mountain Dew Drinking moonshine on a night with a full moon and driving drunk all the way down a mountain with no headlights. Drinking beer and dangerously operating a boat. Openly mocking and humiliating a minor (me) child when she protests and refuses to participate in any of the above behavior. ( She used to wish they would spontaneously combust, that has only intensified )

Beauty pageants. You guys are slipping.

[quote] "Dinner" from 7-Eleven

Hey! I like convenience store food sometimes.

BASEBALL

HOT DOGS

APPLE PIE

and

CHEVROLET pick up trucks

Disrespecting the flag by the wearing it as clothing (and believing they are being patriotic while doing so)

MAGA caps

Incest

Fake patriotism.

Fake religious piety.

Polyester caftans half-off at Ross

Vienna sausages and boiled peanuts

Chain smoking

Mullets

Trailers (double-wide in the fancier parks)

Pitbulls

Nazi/MAGA memorabilia

Chicken/pig fucking

Guns guns and more guns!

Breeding dogs.

"She has a double wide. When you're in it you don't even know it's a trailer."

Posing for pictures holding up freshly caught fish

Roseanne Barr

James Woods

Ted Nugent

Kirstie Alley

Scott Baio

similar nobodies

R72 unfortunately trashy people white and black do that…should be illegal.

R74 Or the deer or (insert “trophy hunt” kill) they’ve just brutalized.

the unborn and the dead.

If you are alive you can go fuck yourself though (but not literally, they're not okay with that).

Truck nuts

That fucking ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ flag……anyone flying that nowadays is most definitely a MAGA nut.

Giant white pickup trucks that you need a step ladder to get into. Usually has an American flag, Confederate flag, or Trump flag flying in back (they're too stupid to know that all three are completely at odds with one another). Said truck usually billows black smoke whenever it gets on the highway/freeway and sees non redneck vehicles like a Subaru, Prius, or Honda. You know, to piss off and own them libs drivin' a non-Murican car!

I'm still hoping for the delta variant of Covid to kill off some of these assholes.

Cammo everything. Above-ground swimming pools. Dollar Store figurines. Heavy metal concert t-shirts. Ashtray collections. Scratch-offs. Oversized belt buckles. Specifically for the ladies: spaghetti-string blouses at least two sizes too small, preferably revealing fupa. Specifically for the gents: back thongs at least two sizes too small, preferably revealing beer gut.

Great, I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype.

Really, REALLY bad bleach job on the white trash ladies. Black roots with fried, bleached hair. Usually she is in cut off jean shorts, chain smoking Marlboro Reds, and is drinking a can of light beer.

Beer in a can. Natty Ice preferably.

Boats. They can afford to take their boats out and store them, but can’t afford to make car payments or rent.

The ‘murican flag. Extra point if it’s a thin blue line flag.

Ball caps.

Camo clothing, furniture and all over general decor. The old lady wears pink camo.

Sweet tea.

Bibles.

Ranch dressing.

Supporting law enforcement.

Supporting legal immigration.

Low gas prices.

Freedom of speech

Lower taxes.

R86, I think you meant to post that on the “things white trash claim to support, but they’re total hypocrites about” thread

Accepting that biological sex and race are immutable characteristics

Haha the White Elite Liberal Fetishes thread was deleted. You think that's a message, conservaturds?

R89, yes...that you live in an echo chamber.

Thinking Candace Owens is brilliant .

Y'uns have Gab, Stormfront and Parler to make threads for you and yourn kinfolk, R90. Git, now! Git!

[quote][R89], yes...that you live in an echo chamber.

Boy, what an echo!

PUSSY

Facebook

pedophilia

I think R79 wins….

Judging people by their social class

A shack/trailer with garbage all over the lawn. And of course Trump signs everywhere.

For herr deplorables: Truck nuts and violent bumper stickers

For fraus: Jello-based desserts

R84

Sounds like Oklahoma

Losing your shit if *your* tax dollars go to support schools, libraries, food for "illegals" or hungry children.

Having your hand out for any gubmint cheese that comes your way via disability scams, unemployment scams, welfare scams and SNAP.

Lots of tats. Giant TV taking up an entire wall of the trailer.

Prosperity theology and other Christer crap

(As opposed to Christianity)

Being outdoorsy, yet doughy.

Guns and cars are all they can talk about.

The Down-Low/closet....all the while throwing around their bibles and being 'Christian'.

Mega-churches.

Chick-fucking-fil-a

"Support the troops"

Trucks and Jeeps (and overall gas-guzzlers).

American Flag everything

Country music

Drag level makeup for the women.

Grown men wearing backwards baseball caps.

Gun ownership.

Football (and blind worship of shitty players/idiots like Tim Tebow).

Golf.

Houses far bigger than they need with a "bonus room for the kids" the size of a whole floor of the house, and a "mud room", etc.

Wives who are online "influencers" but live off their husbands money.

All white, Christian social circles.

Faith-based movies.

Evangelical pop-rock.

Fox News

...ok, maybe not trash, but at least the middle to upper class.

Fucking woman up the ass with everything but their tiny pink limp cocks.

Racism Gay Bashing Misogyny Violence Guns Bombs Fake Christianity Deflecting White Grievance Blaming Other People for their issues Cultic Group Think Anti-Science Anti-Education Faux-Patriotism HATE

Voting against their own best interests.

Guns

Hunting

ATVs

Country music

Rap/Hiphop

Dating guys who beat them up because they don't want to end up with a gay guy

Lining the bed of the pickup truck with Astroturf.

Having 12 cars in the yard, only 1 of which works.

Owning a dog, but never petting it.

Raccoon eye makeup on the middle aged women.

2011 Chevy Tahoe

Anti vaccination

Constantly having to get new dogs/cats because SOMEHOW theirs keep running off, getting loose or dying

Not getting their dogs/cats neutered and spayed so they are constantly posting "FREE TO A GOOD HOME" with pics if kittens or puppies. Again and again.

For the women: Voicing every complaint that runs through their head on their socials. Also voicing on their socials every time they eat, get drunk, take a dump or get laid.

Posting airbrushed memes of 45 that make him out to be Jesus, BFFs with Jesus, Rambo, Superman, Captain America or not morbidly obese and fug as fuck

Evangelical Copsucking.

Insinuating that nonwhites, non-gentiles, and non-heterosexuals can ever be at fault for anything

^ White,gentile,heterosexuals have giving us the world we have today.

Mostly blonde, although much less frequently brunette, but no other color, very long and straight hairstyle parted severely in the middle, on the women.

Male televangelists with Elvis-like, extremely over-the-top pompadour hairstyles (oftentimes in the form of a wig).

Texas.

Weapons and hunting (mostly, but not always, animals) with them.

Megan Markle

That would make Harry a conservative by that line of reasoning, R119.

R120 I think R119 means "Meghan Markle" in the same way one would say White trash conservatives fetishize "President Barack Obama."

In other words, these are people the sick fucks love to troll.

Deluding yourself that Erin Gray was the reason you watched [italic]Silver Spoons[/italic] when you were a kid.

Joe Rogan

Thinking anyone believes you when you say no homo bro.

R122 Right? Everyone watched Silver Spoons hoping for an episode where Franklyn Seales and Joel Higgins start fucking each other!

At that age, they were more than likely waiting for Ricky to start playing with his gun.

My pillow (s)

Wounded Warrior Project acrylic fleece blankets

singlets/wifebeaters

Melania, Ivanka, and Lara Trump

Tucker Carlson

NIFB & Seven Mountains Mandate

the blood of the baby jesus

strict enforcement of sex/gender roles

Pussy

Playing with themselves while watching Miss Lindsey on Fox's Hannity.

Taking “the boat” out on the lake.

[quote]Giant white pickup trucks that you need a step ladder to get into. Usually has an American flag, Confederate flag, or Trump flag flying in back (they're too stupid to know that all three are completely at odds with one another). Said truck usually billows black smoke whenever it gets on the highway/freeway and sees non redneck vehicles like a Subaru, Prius, or Honda. You know, to piss off and own them libs drivin' a non-Murican car!

Can someone explain to me why black smoke billowing from trucks is not illegal? Shouldn’t that be considered a health and environmental hazard, as well as harassment? Why has nobody introduced a law about this?

anything that owns the libs is legal in bubbastan

R132 But I live in a blue state and it’s even allowed here.

Gun racks on ginormous pickup trucks with Trump bumper stickers, and flying X-Large American flags.

Loudly proclaiming Melania Trump was the classiest First Lady ever.

Obnoxiously placed signs proclaiming their gun rights, and if you don't like it ya better run fast cuz they'll shoot yer pussyass.

Really, REALLY bad teeth.

Fatass, fugly, tatted up, drunk on beer wives and girlfriends.

Tricked out okie boats loaded with pudgy drunk women, guys with missing teeth that wear their caps backwards, flying Trump 2024 flags

Khaki shorts.

ankle socks.

Oakleys sunglasses.

Backwards ball-caps.

Camo clothing.

T-shirts with pro-Christian/USA/military sayings on them.

Calling themselves "faith-based" or "people of faith" and yet claiming they're not about "religion".

They still make Oakley sunglasses, R135? Yuck.

Anything attracting people of below average intelligence.

OP, this thread title is redundant.

No Meghan Markle would be a British white trash fetish.

Letting black guys ruin their white daughter's lives

Turning their gay sons into heterosexual daughters and their lesbian daughters into heterosexual sons. Reverend Pat said it's not a sin.

Am I the only one who thought the thread title said “White trash conservative felches” and expected it to be disgusting (but possibly genuinely arousing) amateur gay porn?

Hot Pockets

Dominos pizza

The local Hooters for Sunday brunch with the family

Pork rinds

Burnt champagne.

Eating Taco Bell even when real Mexican food is available

Hot dog eating contests. Fill up on hog anus, boys.

Beans on toes (apparently)

Do Trumpers ignore that Melanoma has titty and twat fingering photos out or are they too stupid to know it? I wonder that everytime I see one of them post about how "classy" she is.

R134 aka Flawda

Flags, Confederate Flags, US Flags, Trump Flags, Don't Tread On Me Flags, my god these people love flags, but get enormously upset about Pride Flags

Buffalo Wild Wings and Red Lobster.

"White"

Gender reveal parties

"Why read if I can watch TV'

Being on the lowdown………

Avoiding basic dental work

Multiple bankruptcies

Mountain Dew

Moonshine

You could make a solid argument these days that the entire GOP power structure openly gets off on humiliation.

Nothing is better than owning the libtards.

Fake support for our troops: they're fine with sending soldiers to fight in any stupid conflict to show how 'Murica owns the world. They don't give a fuck about the soldiers returning home with PTSD and disabilities because they vote for Repubs, who have a history of passing budget cuts on veterans programs.

That's what the opioids are for.

Worshipping Meghan McCain's fat musty twat!

not paying alimony/child support

Trolling on Datalounge with Rightwing BS even though we hate them.

Mayo and/or Ketchup on everything.

Big Motorcycles with no mufflers

Blonde women: no matter how fat or ugly

Listen to HATE radio (like Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin and other retards) all day

Walmart and Costco obsessions

Getting swimming pools (of any sort) no matter if they have enough room, money or need.

Huge Evangelical Churches are like fly paper to trash bigot people

Littering.

Igniting fireworks.

Eating at fast food "restaurants."

mandingos

Pam cooking spray

Crisco

Spam.

Calling Polaner all-fruit "jelly"

Hate is the only emotion that warms the evil hearts of Republicans.

Being selfish assholes domestically and literally being "the ugly American" internationally.

Bowling leagues

Tractor pulls

Prefab houses

"Trump can grab my pussy" t-shirts

yall are pussies. I dare you to email him pussy boys

Pork rinds.

Mexicans eat those, too, R184. They call them "chicharrones."

6” dicks and neck beards

Homophobia

Transphobia

QAnon

Demonizing "Critical Race Theory" (which they can't define)

As long as we aren't trashing poor and disadvantaged Southerners here, and only criticizing a certain demographic from the U.S., who is very establishment, bigoted, damaging and regressive.

Because I don't like "let's dump on poor people"-threads.

R187, was the Black woman who complained about a white man showing his genitals at a spa "white trash," you misogynistic racist POS?

Off topic but the white trash Karens have discovered my local Whole Foods and I think the store is catering to them. Their deli/salads have gone to shit with basically potato salads and cole slaws you could find in any Walmart. I've bitched about them invading WF before here. Why can't these bitches just stick to Walmart with its cheap, processed foods from China?

Classy vacations in Panama City or Myrtle Beach.

Killing your whole family and then stuffing them in an oil tank. THEN going on national television to do a "pleading" fake-ass interview about them returning.

Carnival Cruises. Documenting the whole floating shit show on social media.

R189 “HE HAS A PENIS” LOL

Oh, Matt Anscher or one of the many voices inside his head is all over this thread.

Jeff Foxworthy.

Naming their sons Travis.

R196 I'm not white trash and I think Foxworthy is hilarious. I grew up in a small town in the country though.

^Followef by naming their children after guns.

Reighfyl but pronounced rifle.

R195 has an active KKK membership.