The Gays and Tennis: Wimbledon Week One

Oops - Part 82.

Shapo v. Kohlschreiber has gone to a fifth set.

Thanks for rescuing us OP.

So, Gaydrian Vs Gramps. 1 set all and Gaydrian 45-2up in the third. Is Gramps on the way to be bundled out of the tournament?

Shapo playing like a hothead. Needs to settle down.

Mannarino letting Gramps back in it

Thanks OP

So sad for Mannarino. Always love an underdog.

Nice jinx on Novaxx OP. Fingers crossed.

Shapo defeats Kohl.

Gramps gets a magic carpet ride to the next round

Mannarino retires with injury against Federer.

Poor Adrian. On his birthday, too. I suspect Mirka of voodoo.

Is voodoo edible?

Adrian is on our team too..I don't think he's hot or anything I just wanted him to win

Always wondered about that, R14. Always seemed gay to me. And I think he's kinda hot. Hairy and French, yum.

Bye SERENA

OMG Serena out!

fat cunt lost, not surprised.

Time to retire.

What happened to Serena? Was there drama?

Serena - Sad last days!

They're moving The UGOAT and Kygrios onto #1 Court in a bid to catch up. Please, please , please God, let Ugo win.

Bye Ree, guess who's still in?

I absolutely believe Mannarino was threatened by the AELTC. Prissy Queen MUST NOT be defeated in round 1, at all costs.

Slipped, hurt her ankle, retired but she could barely move with heavy strapping anyway, she wasn't going to win this tournament either way.

R14 btw, yes, always thought he was gay as well.

Please Vee. We all know you'll bomb out in the next round so you don't overshadow your sister.

Fucking lucky cunt Grampy Federina. Poor Mannarino.

Serena will win the US Open!

Poor Great Auntie Ree. Horrible way to crash out of the tournament. Why couldn't it have been Prissy Queen Fed losing instead?

I guess the media will now go overboard with the Gauff hype again.

R29 It would be spectacular if that happens. Then she can go home for the rest of her life.

Did the entire previous thread get deleted?

Apparently, R32. What in the world triggered that?!

Musetti lost. I hope Ugo wins to save the day (i doubt Alcaraz will play, or at least finish the match)

Chrissie: "What if it had been both Serena and ROGER in the same day!"

Well, I am the GOAT

Even though Federer got through, he did not look good at all today. I don't think he'll get past the Round of 16.

There is actual tennis being played, and a good match, too, between Kyrgios and Umbert, but of course ESPN thinks we just want to hear their commentators jabber on and on about Serena. She got injured. She retired. Moving on.

Two injuries within an hour or two.

The No. 6 seed called it quits in her first-round matchup with Aliaksandra Sasnovich, in too much pain to continue after slipping and hurting her ankle during their first set.

Williams was seemingly uncomfortable moving laterally before collapsing during her third set with Sasnovich. She braced herself with her racket, willing herself to her feet and walked off the court in tears.

The legend was met with a standing ovation from the Wimbledon crowd, waving as she exited.

The match ended at three game apiece.

“Of course I’m so sad for Serena; she’s a great champion,” Sasnovich said. “It happens sometimes in tennis, but all the best for her and her recovery.”

her ankles gave out, from supporting her fat ass.

R37, you read my mind. There is actual play going on and they’re acting like there isn’t.

THIS IS IT FOR SERENA. She'll retire before the start of the US Open, mark my words.

This was really bad luck, but if she wants to have a chance to win another GS she needs to lose weight. It will make everything easier for her

And will Chris Evert and that old asshole Cliff Drysdale STFU about Serena being the best ever??? Serena hasn't even tied Margaret Court's grand slam singles record. In regular tournaments Serena is far behind Graf, Navratilova and Evert. WHY do they continue with this drivel, their salaries depend on it?

[quote]if she wants to have a chance to win another GS she needs to lose weight

if she wants to have a chance to win another GS she needs to lose ABOUT 15 YEARS

Serena turns 40 in September.

Good news, R41. ESPN2 is showing the Kyrgios-Umbert match now.

R45 Do you think that really matters on wta? On better form she could had won Roland Garros this year withot too much problem

R33, there was an active thread on the Euros that got nuked too, at the same time. Is there a DL cabal that hates sports? Notice OP has already been grayed out, at least for me.

Hmm. Other sports too? I was beginning to think someone’s team was trying to bring down our threads. Fed or Novak don’t want us bitching about them on a Gays and Tennis thread? 🤔

I originally typed butching instead of bitching and that couldn’t be more inaccurate. 😂

Serena should have never played the French. She had no realistic shot to win anyway.

...and I guess we know why Serena isn't playing Tokyo

What a bust. She lost a bunch of weight last year but has gained all of it back and then some. She's basically given up, hasn't she? It's sad to see.

Lol and of course they had to blather about how Gauff is a favorite now

Serena needs to get in better shape

One set all between Ugoat and Kyrgios.

Love the UGOAT. Such a battler.

I hate Kyrgios with the heat of ten thousand suns. He is the biggest jerk on tour ever, even over Jimmy Connors, and that shouldn't be physically possible. I see that he spent the pandemic gaining weight and adding to his trashy tattoos. Figures. I hope Ugo makes him cry.

R56 = Stanimal

Oh, God, Krygrios has started chuntering. Hope his head's gone now.

Hoang defeated Zhang.

I’m surprised none have commented on Feli’s defeat at the hand of Dan Evans.

r58 WW for "chuntering".

Oh, Mr. Drysdale!!

Still no press conference from Serena?

guess the US OPEN is out for her!

I don’t think you have to do that if you are injured, R62.

Krygrios is definitely a mental case.

grrrrrrrrr

Chrissie Evert asked Granny V. about her love life!

Evert: How's your love life?

Venus: I'm verrry single. I may even be undateable!

Evert: You and me both!

[quote]I suspect Mirka of voodoo.

Like Mirka had time for voodoo between her sweet spiral pork sausages.

R67, jeez, did Bitchy Chrissy really say that? Great great grandma Chrissy needs to lock up her dusty old cooch, seal it shut with superglue and stop talking about her love life. She is old enough to be Vee's mother or even grandmother. Why the fuck is she talking about herself when discussing Vee's love life?

Roger is in London without his family and staying at the bubble hotel. Bet Cougar Chrissie is prowling those hallways.

R69, only two things have ever mattered to Chrissy: tennis and dick.

[quote]only two things have ever mattered to Chrissy: tennis and dick

a bitch after my own heart

[quote]Do you think that really matters on wta? On better form she could had won Roland Garros this year withot too much problem

What does "on wta" mean, R47? Serena's old and pro tennis is a young person's game. She HAS NO FORM today, or she has HALF of the form she had 12 years ago. That's what goes when you get old. That's why she'll never win another grand slam.

R71 = Marty Hingis playing it classy

Roger is tennis's first billionaire! No way his wife will be divorcing anytime soon!

R69, she does come across as desperate and constantly horny. It is kinda gross. No one wants to hear about a 75 y.o. Great Grandma Chrissy being a desperate thot and thirsty for a good pounding.

Thank God Martina does not go around appearing that desperate and trashy. Chrissy is basically just white trash that got rich.

What did Mirka do to earn the ire of Datalounge, besides the fact that some of you are jealous af?

Love the way the chair umpire announces the score for Ugoat Humbert: Hum Bear.

Mirka got fat. Huge, in fact. She's the HUGE-GOAT.

[quote] What did Mirka do to earn the ire of Datalounge, besides the fact that some of you are jealous af?

Basically because she’s not a thin, anorexic waif, and she eats in public. Thus we at Gays and Tennis consider her a fat pig. She also does not have model looks.

With Serena out, maybe granny Vee will surprise us all.

Mirka and the rest of the Gramps entourage are annoying AF. During every big match this fat milch cow and the rest of the freeloaders would stand up and cheer after every fucking point that Gramps won. Not games or sets, points. No one needs that much validation from their team after every fucking point. The Grampy worship by the media is nauseating and the likes of Mircow seem to have a huge sense of entitlement.

So if it was your husband r82 you'd just sit there the whole match and encourage him occasionally? I'd be his biggest vocal fan. Aside from the facts she isn't a supermodel or overtly friendly it seems like a lot of you hate her for no reason. She also was a tennis pro in her all right (not Serena level but better than most every person on this site).

R81 is this the first time in awhile that Serena is out before Venus?

R83 she is a beard

[quote]Is this the first time in awhile that Serena is out before Venus?

I read the last time was the French Open in 2012

Statement from Serena:

r67, LOL thanks for that.

r71- Don't forget about me

Mirka is slovenly and has acted like a cunt. Didn’t she get into a yelling match with Stan at some tournament.

Roger plays Richard Gasquet next. I love Gasquet. I know most don't find him sexy or handsome but I'd fuck him endlessly. He has one of the most beautiful backhands in the games history. It's lovely. Roger will will, sadly.

* ^ will win

R89 I've always found him sexy and he's known as kinda slutty which i like

R88 yeah the ATP final in london a few years back

[Quote] he's known as kinda slutty which i like

Me too.

[quote] Didn’t she get into a yelling match with Stan at some tournament

Rotcher is such en esshole, and Mirka is such uh kunt.

Yeah, I have a thing for Gasquet, too. He always looks kind of shy and awkward. Probably very intense in bed. Might well cry after he cums.

Another Gasquet admirer. LOVE watching him swing that backhand and do think he is attractive as well.

[quote]I've always found him sexy and he's known as kinda slutty which i like

"In July 2009, he was cleared to return to competitive tennis after a tribunal found that "the cocaine entered his system through inadvertent contamination in a nightclub". Gasquet suggested that the cocaine entered his system after he French-kissed a stripper in a Miami nightclub."

Whore.

“This grass isn’t grass, but ice slathered with Vaseline.” - Andre Agassi, on Wimbledon

OK, this is like out-of-nowhere, but what if a player's mother on the sidelines pulled out some black magic kind of thing and said she was putting a evil eye curse on her daughter's opponent. Would they make her stop, even though it's actually harmless and ridiculous? What if the other players complained? Now that I've said it, I hope it happens.

r99, its never stopped me!

Serena needs to retire before her reputation is beyond repair. Isn't she 40 in September, what are her chances to win the U S Open? She will never break Margaret Courts record, that ship sailed 5 years ago. It is so laughable listening to the media trying to find something good to say about her round one Wimbledon loss. It appears Roger's opponents injury may have saved him.

That Shapo pic upthread, YUM. Blonde fur on the legs, yum.

Yeah, love Gasquet. Always heard he was gay.

[quote] Yeah, love Gasquet. Always heard he was gay.

It’s “quet” not “gay”.

Woohoo Gays! Have you seen my huge bulge? Now, don't be jealous 'cause it's all for mama Ree now. Byeee!

R99, strangely enough in the late 1920s there was a physical altercation between the mother of soon to be Wimbledon champ Cilli Aussem and another player's mother, because Aussem's mother was convinced that the other mother had cast a spell on Cilli. I might have things a bit wrong since it's been a while since I read about it, but that's the gist. Btw, this all occurred in Weimar Germany.

Why Colton Gay Haynes is not sitting in Serena box these days? I know about pandemic rules but he is not coming for her match past 3-4 years

...........

Colto.

[quote] So if it was your husband [R82] you'd just sit there the whole match and encourage him occasionally? I'd be his biggest vocal fan

Please. A majority of champions over the decades have managed to win and win a lot without their parents or significant others standing up to clap after every fucking point. Is Grampy so much of a fragile flower that he needs that kind of encouragement?

If the Novaxx entourage pulled this shit they would get criticized for being obnoxious and tacky, but Gramps is like Teflon. Nothing ever sticks to him.

Problem with Mirka and Kim sears is that they are extremely condescending and sometimes even abusive towards their husband's opponents.

And let's not even get into their personal lives where there is evident that these two women are nothing but couple of gold digging whores who pump out one baby after another not because they like being mother or that they love their husbands( both of whom are obviously homosexuals ) but with sole intention of entrapping their husbands.

Mirka obviously believes all the PR hype about her meal ticket and expects everyone else to worship him as the GOAT and the most influential tennis player ever. I expect a breakdown from her and a meltdown from Gramps when Pedal or Novaxx overtake him in the Slam tally.

Kim Sears is just a rancid cunt like the rest of her odious husband's family.

Why this thread is greyed out?

Maybe someone got tired of all the gramps, grannie bullshit? It really does get old.

the mods really do hate tennis on here. Bizarre that the last thread was deleted and all the others get paywalled early

There are still a number of first round matches that haven't finished yet and others that haven't even started! Obnoxious of Wimbledon not to put 1 of those as the first match on centre court. Instead they have 3 second round matches. Really unfair

[quote]If the Novaxx entourage pulled this shit they would get criticized for being obnoxious and tacky, but Gramps is like Teflon. Nothing ever sticks to him.

The usual selective cherry-picking by Federer haters. Novaxx's parents are up there in terms of obnoxiousness with the likes of the Hewetts and the Capriatis. Mirka is no better or worse than these.

As for another disturbing trend among the Federer haters: do you really need to use "queeny" and "Federerina" as insults? Since when is being queeny/effeminate or being characterized as feminine considered an insult?—beyond middle school and among homophobes, I mean.

Tiafoe / Popsicle today

Where are these crazed rants about players’ spouses coming from? They are absurd.

How did I go all these years without noticing how damn handsome Guido Pella (currently tussling with Berrettini) is?

R89 Gasquet was very, very handsome in his youth, typical male French beauty, but now he has aged quite bad, even though he's still good looking. I'd do him as well of course.

Clearly a gay director responsible for the cameras on Court 2 today: he keeps cutting to attractive male couples in the crowd after every point during Norrie Vs Pouille

Survey says that basically every contributor to 'Gays And Tennis 'would be up to run a train on Gasquet.

And why nobody ever mentioned Gasquet's perfect bubble butt?

Wasn't Gasgay rumored to have an older, rich businessman as his lover ten or so years ago?

He is a noted heterosexualist! [italic]"Homosexuality and drugs are something I don't follow"[/italic]

Nishioka downs Fuckface Isner in 5! FUCKING DELICIOUS!

Andreescu got trounced 2 and 1 by Cornet on the first round? Very compelling, as B & C would say.

ESPN commentators doing their part to fluff Fed's ego by picking against Novak in this tournament.

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Ugh. Hottie Ruud loses R1 in both French Open and Wimbledon. I volunteer to comfort him. Naked.

nick k's tats are so fucking gross! can't even see what they are, just one big patch of shit.

And he just took a bad fall

They’re ditching the sexist towels, r128, but they’re still holding two “ladies” events (ladies’ singles and ladies’ doubles), and I’m not sure they wouldn’t still be listing Chris Evert as “Mrs John Evert Lloyd”, tbh.

Ugh, my day is ruined. Scum Kyrgios finally beat Ugo.

Kyrgios-Humbert was a really good match. I very much enjoyed watching it. Very entertaining. Humbert has to be crushed. He was playing great grass court tennis. But Kyrgios is always dangerous. It just depends on the day.

Ugo isn't all that attractive, Kyrgios is disgusting

Wow r110 r111, step away from the crack-pipe.

Fritz makes awful decisions when it comes to women. His TikTok/Instagram “influencer” girlfriend is lame.

Watching Seppi–Kudla at the moment, and am pleasantly surprised at what a sexy Viking/bear Kudla is. Is he a deplorable, or can I freely entertain my basest desires with Kudla?

The largesse of Pospisil's ass is a delight.

Felix - Wash. Board. Abs.

[quote] The largesse of Pospisil's ass is a delight

Links please.

Tiafoe team or Popsicle team?

[quote]Serena needs to retire before her reputation is beyond repair

It's already beyond repair

I never liked Chris Evert's style of play, and always rooted for Martina, but I will give her credit for coming out against Trump fast fall.

Guns *And* Buns Team (Tiafoe)

Not understanding the claims Gasquet is hot lol. He was average when he was younger and hasn't aged well at all.

[Quote] And why nobody ever mentioned Gasquet's perfect bubble butt?

I have many times.

I thought dark underwear was 'verboten' (it's Jiri Vesely)

R97 Curiously pole vaulter used the same excuse for his positive (with the same result) but with a twist, he came out six months later (unfortunately coming out wasn't too good for his career and he never got the results he had before)

Kenin out to another American in round 2. Damn she is struggling this year.

Also half the top 10 seeds out after round 2. Typical womens tennis results.

All American Sam query upset PCB

Sexy Fabuo also won

Steve JJ also won

Meanwhile Sofiav Kenin and Danielle Collins collapse is complete

great win for sexy Tiafoe! Taking out the journeyman, Djokovic-ally Pospisil

[quote]Sexy Fabuo

[quote] Sam query

[quote]Sofiav Kenin

Maybe proofread next time? Here's 'sexy Fabuo's' back yikes

Ugo had an awful draw. It's a pity thta he has some lacks of concentration that he ends paying, but if his first round was tough, he was destined to play Felix in third and Zverev in fourth, curiously two of the few who really know how to play on grass.

Frankly, i thought Gasquet was classier, that way to deny being gay was pretty trashy.

Great win from Tiafoe who is on fire. And Rulev is doing well today (probably the only tough player on Nole's draw till quarterfinals.

RBA was winning easily but of course being himself he had to complicate it. Anyway Kecmanovic doesn't seem to be good enough to pull a surprise. He is probably the hyped youngster that is making less noise right now

Fabio is gross

[quote] unfortunately coming out wasn't too good for his career and he never got the results he had before)

He had negative results thereafter?

Tiafoe is playing really well. Glad to see he’s realized there is more he needs to do in order to reach his potential.

R156 I don't follow the competition that much. He used to qualify for finals but he had bad results on them and he was world champion before the coming out (it's true that his victory was a surprise)

Poor Vee, struggling against lame also-rans like Jabore. Time for Queen Vee to retire.

Bye Granny Vee

The racist AELTC cunts could have scheduled Vee's match on Center Court. If she retires and never plays again the five-time champ would have ended her career playing on Court 3 and Court 1. The way they treat her is a fucking disgrace.

Now the only Wimbledon champs left are Kerber and Muguruza who are both playing quite well.

Could an american man make the quarterfinals? Theres a good chance Korda and Tiafoe are in a fairly open section.

Broady and Lil 'Diego is a great match. Diego playing like a metronome and Broady hanging on by his fingernails.

Rublev won easily against Harris

R126 Andreescu lost to Cornet on a grass a week ago so it's not a surprise. Like Osaka, Sinner and Karatsev she seems to be a hardcourt specialist. I'm sure Andreescu will magically peak for the Olympics, Rogers Cup and USO

R163 Tiafoe is in great form but he has a draw from hell.

Seb Korda has a delicious butt.

As does his opponent he just beat.

Love watching Misery pull it out in 5. He raised his game when he needed to. Really happy to see him playing without pain. And mmmh would I like a piece of that meaty Scottish arse 😛

Jabeur is seeded 21 she is not an also ran and she just won a tournament

Jabeur is a terrific player. Fun to watch.

my bf Carlos in action

R168 butter face. Can't believe how old he looks. I'd never guess he was only 21

Jabeur is in the form of her life. It's not a bad loss for Venus at this stage. At least the first set was competitive

[quote]Diego playing like a metronome

lol, how apt

Ferrer played like this, too

It's how I'd love to play

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Is DL going to have a meltdown? Gauff vs. Vesnina is second on centre court tomorrow haha

The problem is Venus routinely crashes out R1 in majors now.

Wtf is she doing?

R174, are you familiar with the father, Petr Korda???

Glad that Fog won . I agree that Fog is jerk but you really need yo be jerk like him to beat bullies like Misery . Most of so called nice guys of ATP generally caves under intimidation tactic by misery

lol at Muriel's ghostly presence @ R178

ROUND ONE you dumm ho!

R179 yes hopefully Sebastian won't suffer the same fate as his father who got banned for steroid use

looking forward to FAA vs. M. Ymer tomorrow

Hey, did you know Andy Murray got a new hip?

Felix is precocious, but he is nowhere near Nadal or Djokovic at his age, and i don't watch in him the hunger those two had at that age either. He has talent and he has a stronger body (i remember Davidovich saying that most of them look like child in comparission with Felix when they were juniors even most of them were older) but its needed way more to get what the atp is promoting with him.

thank Christ Andy's hip is titanium cuz hasn't he already played like 9 sets?

I think 1 problem FAA has had is that because he rose up the ranks so quickly, he didn't play a lot of smaller events first. So therefore he keeps reaching finals and latter rounds of bigger tournaments and then loses. If he were to play a few more smaller events he'd likely have a couple titles by now

I don't doubt Felix will be very good in a future, but right now he is not. And he didn't won against Monteiro making great points, he won because Monteiro implossioned. The Brazilian was the best in the first two sets.

[quote]implossioned

Keep in mind too that COVID hit at a particularly inopportune time for Felix in terms of a development trajectory that's crucial at 19. He had just made the finals in Rotterdam and Marseille when the tour came to a halt. R188, how was Monteiro the better player in sets that he lost 3-6, 3-6? That makes no sense.

Implossioned, R188?

OH DEAR!

Implossioned. Its transgender for imploded.

Does Sloane Stephens have a chance? I HOPE so!

Scone is playing Samsonova, who has been playing well, could be tricky, however, Scone seems fitter than she has been.

yeah very tough third round but at least Sloane has stopped the freefall of her ranking

Casper Rude is turning out to be such a grand slam flop

Marton had a great chance to rest and recover for the match against little Diego..

Diego is not good on grass but you need to be very fresh to beat him in a best of five match.

Instead Marton is playing stupid best of five doubles match which could go for three hours.

Mark my words if Marton loses tomorrow to little Diego then physical fitness would be a big reason for that.

I like Sloan in a way you guys don't. Yes she annoys the fuck out of me when she's lazy and doesn't try. But sometimes the bitch just decides to play. To her own detriment she's not obsessed with playing tennis She can beat anyone if she's playing well And I really don't think anyone at any tournament likes to draw her. Like Jennifer Capriati when she was struggling before her she's one of those that when they show up they will beat 3 or 4 top ten players in a row.

Berreteami or van de Zandschulp team?

Bublik team or young Grigor team?

FAA team or Ymer team?

Gramps team or Gasquet team?

Young Grigor!

Petkovic team or ova, Krejkic team?

Ova, Plisk team or Alphabet Soup team?

Ova, Much team or Giorgi girl team?

Coco (Vandeweghe) team or ova, Siniak team?

Barteam or Blink and it’s ova team?

Azarenka team or Cirsteam?

R200 = Cames (twice)

I hope Gramps loses and Spam Shriver laughs in Mary Joseph Fernandez's face, while screaming "Loser!"

Will Mirka be on "suicide by donut consumption" watch if Novaxx gets to 20 and then the US Open final is Novaxx versus Pedal?

[quote]The largesse of Pospisil's ass is a delight

presenting

Has Young Gaygor been "practicing" with Daddy Cames Jourier?

R204 - whoa. Wowza. 😋

Hoping Sloane Square can go all the way and conquer Wimbledon this year. She is too good a player to be wasting her career. The woman she beat in the first round (Ova, Kvit) is in the same category.

How on earth is Enko, Ostap suddenly winning again? Her sudden resurgence seems a bit suspicious especially given her origins. Does she have a "heart condition" too like Ova, Sugarp?

ESPN and the American media will lose interest in the women's event once Coco 🐐 loses but if Sloane Square can play steadily she may get some hype for a change. Ben and his beard will be pissed off if someone like Jabore or Pliskbot ends up winning Wimbledon and they have to still call it compelling.

How well does Ashleigh Borety play on grass?

Watching Zverev v Sangren - Zverev took an easy first set. I have to say the Wimbledon dress code does wonders for Zverev. The all-white outfit really suits him and makes him look much less douchy than usual. He's also being quite cheerful and smiling, which improves him as well.

Popsicle got some legit junk in dat trunk!

shorter shorts, pls

What the fuck is wrong with RBA these days?

After last night,all he had to do was hold three service games to reach the third round.

Instead he lost four straight games and now he is playing fifth set with no tiebreaker.

Sloane is sooooo much prettier than Serena, that's how I started liking her. And I was pissed when in her own obnoxious way, Serena tweeted "I MADE YOU," after Sloane beat her several years ago. God, I'll be happy when that entitled creep Serena is GONE.

Coco has a chance too...but regardless of her obvious drive and desire to compete and win, she's still a kid. I wouldn't put money on her.

R204 Superb. And you can almost see his hole with those long boxers. Imagine if he was playing in jocks. Damn...

Also, the Dutch guy who's facing Berrettini, Van Der Zanschulp, is really cute!

Ok, today I'm a bit horny, I know.

Watching a Barty match is like watching paint dry. How is she #1?!?!?

Does Mary Joe's husband rep Coco? She can't seem to shut up about her.

Honestly, they ALL look better in the all white outfits.

How is Svitolina a top 10 player?

The bitch gets to ride La Monf's big cock. I love her.

What, R214? Ash Barty is a tough little chunky Aussie punk with a deadly one-handed slice backhand. She can play great, and I love her ballsy attitude.

R217, She is actually a top 5 player.

I know unreal but that is WTA for you these days.

[quote] Sloane is sooooo much prettier than Serena, that's how I started liking her.

Sloane is prettier than most players. She is very attractive. And not in the "attractive for a tennis player" way like Chrissy Evert used to be. (Chrissy was pretty compared to the ugly trolls like Billy Jean King or Spam Shriver she used to play against but she was actually very basic looking.)

Lucky loser, Botic Van De Zandschulp has BDName, 2 sets down to Berritini (lose the hat)

Dutch guys are supposed to be hung

Whoever said in the previous thread that Cameron Norrie would be out in the 2nd Round. Up yours!

R214, Barty’s got an incredible game. Tight, neat, tactically super smart and with incredible anticipation. Her slice is venomous on grass, and she’s using it to perfection today. Her forehand is also great to watch—she can go down the line in a heartbeat, but more than that she seems to effortlessly and unexpectedly redirect cross court with the tightest angle imaginable.

She is the antithesis to everything that’s wrong with WTA players today—she’s not a mindless ballbasher with no plan b, and she doesn’t grunt and groan or try to bully her opponents off the court.

@ R225

R221, it was understood in the 1970s that Chris Evert was no beauty, her appeal was that she seemed FEMININE compared to the others. Everything about her was "feminine," from the hair and make-up she wore on the court and her passive baseline style of play to her unwillingness to take a stand on any issue. When she did take a stand, it was fucking ridiculous, such as why she didn't think trans Renee Richards should be allowed to play women's tennis in 1977:

"If Renee is allowed to play, it will encourage other young men to get the operation."

Despite her upthread defenders, Barty's matches are still dull as dishwater. She's uninspiring to watch. In her defense, so are most players on the WTA tour these days.

At 227 Evert looks so much like her father. Of course hat was before her many facial “refreshings”.

[quote]When she did take a stand, it was fucking ridiculous, such as why she didn't think trans Renee Richards should be allowed to play women's tennis in 1977

The stand was NOT ridiculous. The reason given for it was.

The stand is one Renee Richards herself now agrees with.

Jordan was on the verge of victory against Kei and then he choked like people always do against Kei.

Kei must be one of the most lucky guy in grand slam along with little Diego

Yay! Two Deplorables - Sandgren and Querrey - out today!

R232 - Kei and Lil ' Diego are probably consistently the 2 hardest working guys on the tour in terms of effort given in matches. How you think that translates into being 'lucky' in slams stumps me.

Renee Richards thinks a trans player in women's tennis WILL INFLUENCE OTHER MEN to get their dicks cut off???

Tony Godsick, Mary jo’s husband, does in fact represent Coco.

So many conflicts in tennis.

As R230 said, the stand, not the reason, R235. But you knew that.

What about Betty Stove she was a beaut

I would like to service Gasquet and his big fat ass

[quote] Tony Godsick, Mary jo’s husband, does in fact represent Coco

Well, we all know how impartial and fair Mary Joseph is in the commentary booth.

ESPN split screen between Federer/Gasquet and Kerber/Tormo is incredibly unflattering to the men — the women’s shots are fast and accurate. On the men’s side? Not so much.

How dare you R241. Federer is God. He is the GOAT tennis player. Unmatched.

Kerber def. Sorribes Tormo 7-5 5-7 6-4

Ostapenko def. Kasatkina 6-1 3-6 8-6

Gauff def. Vesnina 6-4 6-3

Barty def. Blinkova 6-4 6-3

Siniakova def. Vandeweghe 4-6 6-2 6-2

Linette upsets Svitolina 6-3 6-4

Rogers upsets Sakkari 7-5 6-4

Muchova def. Giorgi 6-3 5-7 6-3

Badosa def. Putintseva 6-4 6-1

Krejcikova def. Petkovic 7-5 6-4

Pavlyuchenkova def. Kr. Pliskova 6-3 6-3

Sonego def. Galan 4-6 6-3 7-6(3) 6-1

Bublik upsets Dimitrov 6-4 7-6(6) 7-6(4)

Medvedev def. Alcaraz 6-4 6-1 6-2

Ivashka def. Chardy 4-6 6-3 6-2 6-4

Martinez upsets Monfils 6-3 6-4 4-6 7-6(5)

Berrettini def. van de Zandschulp 6-3 6-4 7-6(4)

Garin def. Polmans 7-6(3) 6-2 2-6 7-6(5)

RBA def. Kecmanovic 6-3 6-3 6-7(3) 3-6 6-3

[quote] Bublik upsets Dimitrov 6-4 7-6(6) 7-6(4)

This is what middle-aged Gaygor gets for staying up all night with Daddy Cames Jourier. I guess Daddy Cames will need to comfort him again tonight.

Gasquet doing his usual bending over for Roger.

R245 what else did you expect? Gasquet hasn't been a factor at big tournaments for ages. It's shocking to think he was grouped with Nadal as a likely slam winner and consistent top player. He started out on fire but quickly faded by his mid 20s due to a combination of injuries, poor fitness, choking and a flawed forehand

Fritz def. Johnson 6-4 7-6(4) 4-6 6-7(4) 6-4

[quote] Fritz def. Johnson

American pornstache out. Australian pornstache still in.

Is anybody here on Ymer team?

I think Mikael is adorable. Love Felix too.

R246,Agree. Richard bright career "end" when he choked a very easily winnable fourth round Wimbledon match. He was on the verge of victory but could not finish an easy volley on his service game which could have given him a match point on his serve.

That was the main breakthrough match of Murray even though he had some big win before

Both players went to different level after that match.

That was staart of fake " big four" for Andy media bots

Ritchie OTOH had been scrapping the barrel from that point onwards.

Despite being many years younger, Coco Gauff is so much more composed and mature than Naomi Osaka.

Federer is staying alive.

FAA v. Ymer is the kind of match that I want both to win.

R237, wrong, you ignorant slut. I read the quote in Evert's 1981 autobiography. Evert did not address whether a woman who used to be a man should be playing women's tennis. Her concern was the "promotion" of transsexuals through tennis. That this promotion would attract others to that world. It's the same logic that if a child sees positive examples of gays, they're more likely to turn gay.

FAA advances.

Rolex commercial basically saying "numbers don't matter, Roger is the GOAT".

Rather 'in your face', don't you think?

Some of us beg to differ.

Mall-rats wear Rolexes.

Even though its Wimbledon, I miss Rafa, not gonna lie.

I just hope FAA can keep his head together and overcome Kyrgios and his head game antics in the next round.

R257, Roger is on the Rolex payroll. If retired player Michael Chang was, they'd be calling HIM the GOAT.

R258, Rafa is doing just fine without Wimbledon. He was seen partying in Ibiza a few days ago (with no sign of the Mrs.), but he's back to practicing again, if Instagram is to be believed.

Pospisil showing a peek of his horse nuts, too, yum.

Rooting for Barty, but I still think we get a dark horse this year. Muguruza, Stephens, both are previous Slam winners, and that will help. But I'm thinking it's someone like Muchova.

Zverev and Berrettini playing fantastic tennis this season on all surfaces--they are my dark horses. No one else has a prayer, I think.

Barty ftw, r262. And I soooooo hope you’re right about the men—Berrettini would be a great new champion.

It's an FAA Popsicle for the Canada doubles at the Olympics.

Felix goes spread eagle oh la la

^ I'll ha' me summa dat

meant for R264 dubs

Lil Diego or Fucksovic Team?

Evans or Korda Team?

Misery or Shapo Team?

R268:

Lil Diego team

Korda team

Misery team

That's fine, R267. They can deliver your first order to me.

US olympic team

Brady, Pegula, Gauff, Riske

Melichar and Mattek-Sands

Paul, Sandgren, Tiafoe, Giron

Ram and Krajicek

Where's daddy Fritz?

R272 all the other higher ranked US players who qualified declined

well damn

The official Tokyo entry list

US double entries are

Krajicek with Sandgren

Ram with Tiafoe

Tommy Paul can sit on my face.

Some other double entries

Berettini/Fognini

Sinner/Sonego

Carreno/Fokina

Medvedev/Karatsev

Zverev/Struff

Monfiels/Chardy

Auger/Pospisil

Schwartzman/Bagnis

Joao Sousa/Pedro Sousa

Medvedev/Karatsev would have to be a favorite in that list, no? I suppose Zverev/Struff also good.

What is the Serbia list? Is Djokovic playing doubles? Maybe with Djere?

R279 No doubles for Serbia

Single: Novak Djokovic, Miomir Kecmanovic

I count only 32 women's doubles

Monfils/Chardy and not Mahut/Herbert is odd

I guess the formatting will go messy now with the cut and past

Double entries

Mate Pavić Nikola Mektić

Nicolas Mahut Pierre-Hugues Herbert

Robert Farah Juan Sebastián Cabal

Horacio Zeballos Andrés Molteni

Ivan Dodig Marin Čilić

Filip Polášek Lukáš Klein

Joe Salisbury Andy Murray

Daniil Medvedev Aslan Karatsev

Bruno Soares Marcelo Melo

Andrey Rublev Karen Khachanov

Hubert Hurkacz Łukasz Kubot

Matteo Berrettini Fabio Fognini

Neal Skupski Daniel Evans

Pablo Carreño Busta Alejandro Davidovich Fokina

Alex de Minaur John Peers

Jannik Sinner Lorenzo Sonego

Alexander Zverev Jan-Lennard Struff

Joran Vliegen Sander Gillé

Kevin Krawietz Tim Pütz

Michael Venus Marcus Daniell

Oliver Marach Philipp Oswald

Gaël Monfils Jérémy Chardy

Rajeev Ram Frances Tiafoe

Luke Saville John Millman

Alexander Bublik Andrey Golubev

Félix Auger-Aliassime Vasek Pospisil

Ben McLachlan Kei Nishikori

Diego Schwartzman Facundo Bagnis

Austin Krajicek Tennys Sandgren

Pablo Andújar Roberto Carballés Baena

João Sousa Pedro Sousa

18 yr old Alcaraz looks like he already has some gray hairs

Olympic Wmen's Double

Barbora Krejčíková Kateřina Siniaková

Elena Vesnina Vera Zvonareva

Kristina Mladenovic Caroline Garcia

Tímea Babos Réka Luca Jani

Elise Mertens Alison Van Uytvanck

Aryna Sabalenka Victoria Azarenka

Nicole Melichar Bethanie Mattek-Sands

Sania Mirza Ankita Raina

Demi Schuurs Kiki Bertens

Shuko Aoyama Ena Shibahara

Yaroslava Shvedova Elena Rybakina

Latisha Chan Chan Hao-ching

Gabriela Dabrowski Sharon Fichman

Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova Veronika Kudermetova

Karolina Plíšková Markéta Vondroušová

Xu Yifan Yang Zhaoxuan

Ashleigh Barty Storm Sanders

Elina Svitolina Marta Kostyuk

Darija Jurak Donna Vekić

Jeļena Ostapenko Anastasija Sevastova

Garbiñe Muguruza Carla Suárez Navarro

Duan Yingying Zheng Saisai

Belinda Bencic Viktorija Golubic

Paula Badosa Sara Sorribes Tormo

Laura Siegemund Anna-Lena Friedsam

Raluca Olaru Monica Niculescu

Nadiia Kichenok Lyudmyla Kichenok

Johanna Konta Heather Watson

Fiona Ferro Alizé Cornet

Magda Linette Alicja Rosolska

Ellen Perez Samantha Stosur

look at the extension on this FH

R275 who the fuck chose that ITF link color font? It's killing my eyes

R285 I mixed up the US women

it is

Cori Gauff/Nicole Melichar

Bethanie Mattek-Sands/Jessica Pegula

And so it makes 32

Medvedev/Karatsev certainly qualify for the least likeable, R279, though a Sandgren/Isner pairing would have trumped them.

What's your beef with Karatsev?

There's also nothing wrong with Medvedev. He has personality and intelligence.

just based on overall teams, the Czech and US women have a great chance of getting at least 1 medal while for the men, the Italians Russians will likely get at least 1.

Of course looking at individual players, hardcourt specialists Osaka and Andreescu are favorites and for men obviously it's Djokovic's gold to lose.

Oh please, Karatsev is curt and dismissive and chauvinistic in his press interviews and Medvedev has a long history of belligerence.

Boris Becker slams Naomi Osaka for skipping Wimbledon: ‘Where’s the f–king pressure?’

Tennis legend Boris Becker had some tough words for Naomi Osaka at the start of Wimbledon last week after she announced she would skip the tournament.

“If you can’t deal with the media, it’s very difficult to be a professional tennis player,” Becker told The Times of UK. “The tour isn’t possible without the press. And it’s difficult to make your prize money, or money for your sponsors without the media. It’s not something we look forward to. But it’s part of the job. You have to learn to deal with it.”

Osaka raised eyebrows when she declined to speak with the media at the French Open. She eventually withdrew after being threatened with default and fines. She then announced she would take a break from the spotlight and later committed to focusing on the Olympics, where she would represent Japan.

Becker predicted in an interview with The Times of UK on Saturday she would have a tough time if she can’t face the media pressure.

Becker, who won three times at Wimbledon and had six major titles overall during his career, also questioned Osaka over her stance that the pressure was causing her trouble.

“Is that really pressure? Isn’t it pressure when you don’t have food on the table? When you’ve got to feed your family and you don’t have a job? When you have a life-changing injury? Isn’t that more pressure?” he asked rhetorically.

“You’re 23, you’re healthy, you’re wealthy, your family is good. Where’s the f—king pressure?”

Osaka announced her decision to withdraw from the French Open on May 31.

She explained in a statement that she could have explained herself better and decided she was going to take a break from tennis and social media.

“This isn’t a situation I ever imagined or intended when I posted a few days ago. I think now the best thing for the tournament, the other players and my well-being is that I withdraw so that everyone can get back to focusing on the tennis going on in Paris. I never wanted to be a distraction and I accept my timing was not ideal and my message could have been clearer,” Osaka wrote.

“More importantly I would never trivialize mental health or use the term lightly. The truth is that I suffered long bouts of depression since the US Open in 2018 and I have had a really hard time coping with that. Anyone that knows me knows I’m introverted, and anyone that has seen me at tournaments will notice that I’m often wearing headphones as that helps dulls my social anxiety.”

Osaka apologized to the “cool journalists” who she “may have hurt,” but explained that she’s not a “natural public speaker” and experiences intense anxiety addressing the media. “I get really nervous and find it stressful to always engage and give you the best answers I can.”

“So here in Paris I was already feeling vulnerable and anxious so I thought it was better to exercise self-care and skip the press conferences. I announced it pre-emptively because I do feel like the rules are quite outdated in parts and I wanted to highlight that. I wrote privately to the tournament apologizing and saying that I would be more than happy to speak with them after the tournament as the Slams are intense. I’m gonna take some time away from the court now, but when the time is right I really want to work with the Tour to discuss ways we can make things better for the playoffs, press and fans.”

Osaka concluded her statement with “Anyways hope you are all doing well and staying safe, I love you guys I’ll see you when I see you.”

She announced earlier this month she would take “personal time” to gear up for the Olympics.

She later broke her social media silence to tweet she was on the cover of Vogue Japan.

B. Becker has seen better days

It’s doubles match.

R294, I want to hear what Navratilova has to say. I bet she'll agree with Becker, with sympathies to Naomi.

Grigor presenting hole.

About that "numbers don't matter" Rolex ad: If I were Roger, I'm not sure I'd want my sponsors admitting that I can't win the tournament I'm currently competing in.

If 'numbers don't matter', then why would they have signed him in the first place? There are plenty of players out there with some pretty strokes. Sorry Rolex, it doesn't wash.

Very sweet hug at the net and classic third set between Felix and Mikael.

Im not beyond serving that Fritz guy. Those kinds always have a nice dick for no reason.

Boris Becker made some valid points. I agree with him.

Yes, his hair isn't the best and too bad none of his kids are into tennis...

I think Sloane Stephans can beat anyone and can win the whole thing. And she's beautiful. She's looked amazing since round 1. She's one of those Jennifer Capriati types that can strike any time and anywhere. They can just beat anyone if they're playing well. No other player has ever given Serena fits like Capriati at her most dominant. Because any time they played both showed up.

Querrey losing to fat, wildly inconsistent Duckworth of all people is 1 of the most hilarious results in years. Querrey is an idiot but he has a lot of power and skill when he's dialed in.

Shame that Tiafoe's head seems to have gone walkabout in this match against KAREN!

Yesterday Sloth has withdrawn from the doubles. Very smart decision on her part. She is in good form.

Concentrate on singles. She can go far.

Tiafoe only does well on big show courts. In fact after his first round match he told that show court and big crowd was the reason he played so well against Stef

He may not have defeated Stef if that match was on court 2 or smaller stadium than that.

Muguruza-Jabeur is an entertaining match. Tiafoe thoroughly beaten by Khatenov. I couldn't believe how many pundits were picking Tiafoe in that one.

My first time seeing Pedro Martinez, he could be a Sean Cody model. I hope we see more of him.

Stephens is out. That Russian she lost to is annoying AF with her talking and looking at her coach after each point.

WTF Sloane? 😢

R309, who is the in blue shorts?

I hadn’t seen Ons Jabeur play much yet: she’s fun to watch. Lovely volleys too.

Ons is ON right now. I’m enjoying it.

Melo won his second round doubles match today. His boyfriend was there in later part of the match to cheer him up

It's unfair that Mugu has to play the in-form Ons in the third round while some of the other players like Coco 🐐 and Igatek get to advance by playing schlubs.

Wtf? I almost choked to death when Ons fucking puked on court! 🤮🤮🤮

Was Kate middelton also there? Who was that elegant lady on whom camer always going up.?

Looks like Lil Diego is losing to Fucsovics

Kate was there. She witnessed the puking. Lol

Did Kate mutter, "Damn, I ate half a crisp and a piece of an apple for lunch. I need to vomit to lose the excess weight"?

^She caused it!

As I said earlier in thread, little Diego is one of the luckiest guy..Marton was 6-3,6-3,5-3 up and then he choked while serving for the match and ultimately lost the set

Marton. also played doubles yesterday. If match goes to 5 th set.little Diego has realb advantage

Lil Diego scrabbled a die-break win, so isn't out yet. Plus, he just changed his shirt.

Muscle stud Fucsovics should play with his shirt off. Sex appeal is the only thing that can keep tennis popular after the big 3 retires.

Evans team or Korda team?

Misery team or Shapo team?

Boring win for Nov.

Denis Kudla gave a very decent fight to Novak. Much better than Kevin Anderson.

I wasn't expecting that.

R326 , I swear to God, if Shapo loses this golden opportunity to beat Murray and reach Rd4 then I am going to shave all his golden hair from neck down and that includes hair on his ass-crack.

Is R328 Cames Jourier?

Keys team or Mertens team?

Man, the women's draw is NUTS. So much for my theory that previous slam winners Muguruza and Sloane had an advantage. Now I really think it'll be Muchova. Sabalenka looks great, too.

The Korda win feels really special. One of those big Wimbledon Center Court breakthroughs of a future star. Time will tell but it's very exciting.

So strange for us oldtimers to see Petr's face speaking all Valley Boy.

Fucsovics is just begging to be serviced. He's scorching hot

I'm sorry but: Andy Murray = Drama. Queen.

I'm sorry but: Denis Shapovalov = Scooby. Doo.

Why does everyone drool over Shapo? Kudla is a much hotter blonde than Putin Jr.

ewww, Kudla has cooties!

Shapo really playing well. And, as is well documented on DL, he has furry blonde legs. Slurp.

Judy. Glaring!

I like Kudla better too

Shapo!

Andy playing poorly has not given Judy's nether region a chance to moisten up, so no wonder she looks cranky.

Misery out.

I like Andy he seems pretty cool off the court but he is torture to watch

[quote] but he is torture to watch

Misery one might say.

Shapo is hawt and his game is unebelievably flashy.

Shapo will be a legend through time.

[quote] Shapo will be a legend through time.

I iz legund!

[quote] Soaked Jiri Vesely in dark trunks

link stinks

Shapo's win feels like *a thing* but I must say, he's so inconsistent that I'm not sure it'll be a long-lasting event as Korda's win might be, long-term. Brad Gilbert talking on Twitter about Shapo's wild ball tosses, too--those have to get worked out.

But he looked HAWT today anyway.

^ Seb Korda looks like a real talent. Let's hope.

I am becoming a huge fan of Sebi Korda. No bullshit, no drama, just plays tennis.

Totally agree R353. I’ve had my eye on Korda for awhile. Just plays tennis, no fuss, no drama, no ridiculous elongated serve preparation - he just plays. He’s also a tall drink of water.

Good riddance to the overrated drama queen Misery. I guess angry Judy won't be fucking him with her strap-on at least until the US Open. Meanwhile Judy's other crotch dropping is still moaning about player bubbles. That entitled d-bag needs to have a reality check slapped into him.

What Patrick Monologue was doing in Coco Gauff, 's box during her second round match?

Is he her new coach?

It seems he is everywhere.

R356, he is everyone's coach. He drives some of the Coco 🐐 hype.

Mouratoglou is a fame whore. He’d very likely pay to be in rising new stars’ box, getting all the camera shots.

But, if he’s such a great coach and motivator, how come his star pupil just can’t get that last slam?

Mouratoglou is the new Nick Bollettieri. It's just going to be impossible to ignore him for a while. I'll white-knuckle it though.

R346 His game is flashy and it could be way better if he could use his brain from time to time

R353 Korda has the advantage that he was not really hyped before breaking into the circuit. He was a good junior, he won the Australian Open, but at that time the hyped players of his age (Felix, Kuhn, Molleker) were playing challengers.

He is a solid player and has potential. And he plays well in all surfaces. He'll be seeded at GS very soon

Sebi Korda reminds me of the former player Peter Korda so much. It's amazing and incredible that we have two guys with the same name and similar looks both be good at tennis.

Herbert Hurkacz is hideous; ugly tattoos, bad haircut, ugly beard, ill fitting mismatched kit, at the changeover I changed channels in order NOT see him change his shirt. He looks like he slept in his car.

Sinner withdraws from Tokyo. Musetti will replace him

R363 Are you talking about Hurkacz or about Bublik, because when someone talks about bad haircut i always think of Bublik and he is the one with the tattoos

Emma Raducanu is the... GOAT!!!!!

How very DARE you!!

Coco, bitch, IT'S ON!!! Love and kisses Emma (GOAT)

Team TayTay!

Bublik does have a hideous haircut. And beard. And tattoos.

Bublik does have that massive dong, tho, some it kind of evens out.

Did I mention that I’ve always liked him regardless of his grooming? 😏

Yeah, you aren't describing Hurkacz. He's cute.

Coco, hurl, sit your bitch ass down. And try to remember these numbers gurlfren. Twenty three. Zero. You got that? Twenty three. Zero.

🐐, my round delicious ass. You two ain't even fit to polish the odd runner-up trophy I might have won at the Only A Tune Up Classic in Cincinnati, mmkay?

Yes I mixed up Bublik. His google images look normal but on court today he just looked gross. Tragically hetero.

Norrie's hair doesn't move an inch, must be super strong hair gel...

Nick K. is on the ground. the medical guy is rubbing his ab area...

medical time out for Nick K.

Nick K got the trainer out again. he's toast. he's out.

Nick K is such a fucking fuck up! what a waste of potential! He is a lazy fucker who only trained for 2 weeks before this.

Kirgies is a clown. He doesn't take tennis seriously so not sure why all the announcers are up his ass

Kyrgios is the opposite of the Aussie battler type player. The moment he faces some adversity it's either he's suddenly injured or he decides he doesn't care anymore. And training for just two weeks and eating Maccas everday isn't helping.

Kyrgios! Ugh, autocorrect

Is he withdrawing from the mixed doubles too? Fucking pussy! I would have been better off kicking my little sister's ass and forcing her to enter the women's doubles with me.

Is Gramps going to be on Center Court for every match?

Yes, unless I'm playing!

r381, Everyone loves a train-wreck.

We've always known that he could never concentrate for 2 weeks best of 5, now we know he doesn't take care of his body either. The "I don't really care" attitude is tiresome. Shut up about it and go home. Make room for someone who does. And Take Tomic with you.

Chris,

I'm unexpectedly free this evening. Want to hit up Cirque Le Soir? Maybe we'll get lucky.

Good to see Felix through over Hobogan.

To your point, R360...

Uh oh...Norrie didn't get the memo that he was supposed to roll over and let Roger win.

That's what I like about Norrie, he hasn't been playing great but he always hangs in there.

Roger through, but not looking all that sharp. Fortunately for him, he has another low seed in the next round.

Now that Roger is in to the second week, will BFF Anna Wintour deign to attend?

Cilic bossing Medvedev around in that first set. A nice surprise.

Ostapenko in incredible bitch fight with the Aussie who beat her.. Hilarious.

I like Cilic but glad Danil won. He'll put up more of a fight if he has to play Roger.

[quote]Man, the women's draw is NUTS.

Man (???) I think you are NUTS.

Kyrgios is nuts.

The thing about Kyrgios is that he hates the one thing he's good at. He loved last year, a great alibi not to play while indulging his other main interest, mocking other tennis players, under cover of Djokovic's monumental stupidity.

Med Team or Hubi Team?

FAA Team or Sasha Team?

Fucksovic Team or Rublev Team?

Shapo Team or RBA Team?

Seb Team or Karen Team?

Hubi team

FAA team

Fucksovic team

Shapo team

I’m undecided between Seb team and K. Hemsworth team.

pssst. there's a new thread

New thread. Thanks to OP of new thread.

New thread, bitches. Thank you to OP of the new thread.