Lardos thread 13 - Butterballs Niall, Lewis and Gemma

PIE-ALL Horan and his fat friends.

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

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PIE-ALL Hogran! Everyone around him is in danger of getting fat. No wonder why Doughis Fataldi is friends with him.

Niall surrounds himself with sycophants, as do most celebrities. So, eat, Niall. EAT.

And oh he will! Probably eating right now too. Niall surrounds himself with food too. He gorges every day to his hearts content. And so does fat and greedy Gemma.

Please can someone explain the story of Gemma to the previous thread R49.

[R7] PLEASE

Gemma is a Niall and Lewis super fan who copies her idols in all things - drinking and eating binges, incorrect punctuation. She thinks their excess weight makes them hot and captions the grossest photos with 'cutie pie 😍😍😍'.

Gemma posts fattening meals on her blog regularly and has a weight problem.

It’s ridiculous that she wants to copy her idols so much that she is ready to ruin her health for that. Binge drinking and eating. And it’s already affecting her increasing weight. She is definitely one of those fat obsessives. It’s a fetish.

She can’t resist herself when she posts her fattening meals on her Tumblr blog. It’s like she is proud of her massive appetite and pig like eating habits.

What kind of weight problem? Does she make the meals fattening on purpose?

Here's what gross Gemma said about her Maccie's milkshakes (she had two).

hey hii!! this the same anon that sent something some time ago? but yes i meannnn that milkshake was probs one of the best maccies desserts i’ve had ! the coconut flavour was soo intense ! try it if you ever have a chance . i don’t think they sell them everywhere but also i’m not sure ?

enjoy this pic i took of the milkshakes through the cars sun roof

I can’t believe she actually had two! She might have had other items from Maccies too. ‘Best Maccies dessert I’ve ever had!’ She describes those milkshakes like they’re the love of her life. So if she had two, that’s at least 2000 calories. GROSS!!!

What kind of person drinks two milkshakes?

Gemma is drooling over Lard Hogran’s soft belly rolls and his big belly!

She posted another picture of a creamy pasta dish she cooked.

Niall was papped at a golf tournament looking red and sweaty. Fatties really can't cope with the heat. Gemma must be jealous of Niall's super skinny girlfriend who was with him at the golf.

Weirdo Gemma also posted about swimming in a lake at night after food and lots of alcohol - not very sensible!

I bet she scoffed down that entire pasta dish on her own.

Niall looks very red and bloated all the time! Gemma is definitely jealous. Not sure if she wants to be as skinny as Niall’s girlfriend, but she definitely wants to be with Niall.

Gemma eats like she doesn’t care about her weight and it’s almost like she wants to get fatter. So much food she consumes, and it is never healthy.

Going out for a swim after stuffing her face and getting drunk is one of her worst ideas. All the weight will make her sink. Hopefully she stayed in the shallow end!

She definitely ate the whole pasta dish and MORE like the pig she is!

SPAZZZZZZZZZZZZ

R19 is a lardo too.

Did Gemma put cream in her pasta?

Yesterday was gluttonous Gemma's 26th birthday, and of course she celebrated with masses of wine and a plateful of burgers and greasy chips. She was also given a pair of socks with CAKES on as a present!

So much alcohol! Massive burgers and a mountain of chips! Her friends know what a fatty she is so she got cake socks for her birthday!

She must have eaten a cake yesterday too! What would be Greasy Gemma’s birthday without a cake?!

Her friends are encouraging her bad diet if they take her to a burger place! Gemma probably didn’t give them any other options. Her arm is bursting out of that sleeve in the picture where she is holding that wine bottle! Just getting fatter.

I'm going to ask her if she had a cake.

She replied!

oh yeah i did !! it was a strawberry and cream cake 🎂 so good !

Of course it was CREAM.

Of course her favourite, high calorie cream! Did she eat the whole cake? She said it ‘was’ so it’s long gone now.

She gobbled that cake in just ten minutes.

Someone asked why she liked fuggo Niko and she got mad yet again:

what even is your problem ? just leave him alone maybe ? also why do you care about who i find attractive ? shouldn’t tickle your ass at all , should it?

'Tickle your ass'? Nobody says this.

Eww, imagine her eating that cake like the greasy hog she is? All of it was definitely gone within ten minutes. Then she had her fattening burgers and fries as well. Did she eat something else too?

Fugly Niko is disgusting! His hair looks greasy and he is overweight looking too. His belly wobbles and he has a double chin.

Gemma said “ i don’t necessarily have a type anyway”. But she does? Her type is ‘obese, fat, overweight, chubby, pig’. All of her faves are lardos.

Urgh wtf. Lewis put up an IG story of his face while masturbating! 🤢🤢🤢

He is so ugly and fat!

I am not surprised that Gemma likes ugly Niko too.

Why would Lewis post something like that? He is so gross! Someone should be monitoring his social media posts.

R28 Yes, Gemma definitely ate more than that burger and the whole cake. She probably excused her feasting by saying it’s her birthday and she deserves all the food.

The people who have sent those Tumblr messages to her, you’re amazing! She gets so mad and it’s funny when she is raging and screaming.

LOL, who sent this?

She is definitely getting troll anons now. 🤣🤣

She is! Its hilarious!

Her beloved Niko looks like a fat pig here. And she thinks he is ‘so cute’. YUCK!

Her blog has got less popular since she stopped focusing exclusively on Niall.

She loves too many fatties. She focuses on food too. She loves telling about her meals and feasts.

I don’t understand why she loves all these fat guys? Niall Hogran and Lewis Capaldi and now this Niko fatty.

It’s like her life revolves around fat guys and food?

Why are Gemma’s friends taking her to a burger place? I think they don’t care about her weight problem. Just let the pig eat!

She’s been eating pies again.

Wow her blog is a mess today. Lots of people have written in criticising Niall and she's in a permanent rage defending his lame ass.

It’s funny to see her so mad. She will eat more pies and burgers to feel better and to soothe the pain.

Of course that strawberry pie is drowned in cream. Niall was papped on another golf course looking fat and surly and ignoring his tiny girlfriend.

All that liquid is double cream? She loves it so much.

Notice there is only a one slice of pie on the tray and it’s definitely Gemma’s. She is so greedy.

She met a friend and had another massive greasy feast - burgers again plus other fried food and her favourite 800 cals a cup BUBBLE TEA!

She describes those food filled days ‘great days’. She loves her burgers and that super fattening bubble tea! She probably managed to have pastries with cream too.

How does she get her friends to feast with her? Are all of them fat?

In the pic looks like she had fries too! Is she never going to stop?

G is excited because she got some new socks. One pair with BURGERS on and one pair with PIZZA slices on! Another with popcorn. Incorrigible.

Niall was asked what his favourite food is in a questionnaire for some golf event and replied GUINNESS. Hopeless alcoholic.

Elsewhere, Gemma captioned a grotesque photograph of Lewis Fataldi 'the cutest 😍'.

No way those socks! Typical Gemma. Burgers, pizzas, popcorn! That’s basically what her diet consists of. She is going to look so embarrassing when she has those socks on because she is so obese. Everyone knows she has a food addiction.

Niall drinks so much Guinness he thinks it’s food. He should have mentioned all the greasy burgers and pizzas he consumes too. No wonder he is so fat.

Lewis Fataldi can never be considered cute. The guy is so lardy and looks fatter every day.

New thread, in case this one gets paywalled.

Gemma defended her food themed socks.

wtf. how does that make me weird LMAOO . i actually have another pair of pizza socks, then also tacos, chillis, strawberries , sushi , sausages and so on ! how shocking is that ? food socks are the best 🌮🍕🌭🌶🍓

She is just making it worse! Does she not realise how embarrassing she looks when she is obese and wears food themed socks? Almost all of those socks she described are fattening foods too. She sounds so proud. She is so WEIRD!

She also tried to excuse Fat Niko’s drinking by saying “He is Finnish”. She is proud of those bad drinking habits and wants people to know what alcoholics Finnish people are. The obesity rate is looking quite bad in Finland too. She shouldn’t be proud.

I saw her excusing gross Niko, who was bragging about the 'mayhem' on tour as they all stagger around blind drunk and getting into fights, then miss their boat connection the next morning because they're all deep in alcoholic comas. The Finns must be famed for being heavy drinkers, just like the Irish.

Niall and Niko should meet up and go out drinking. Maybe 20 pints each or even more?

An anon asked if Finns are heavy drinkers and she confirmed it!

well yeah in a way i’d say we are . it’s normal to go around, party and have a few drinks . it’s a social thing for many and many holidays like may day, midsummer , new year and such involve drinking . but omggg yes you’re right . i’m sure niko and niall would get on well they both seem so much fun !! i need this to happen 😘😘

Niko seems very gross and unhealthy just like Gemma’s other crushes. It’s funny that she confirmed the Finn’s heavy drinking and sounded proud of it too.

I think R54 got it right that Niko and Niall would drink AT LEAST 20 pints each. Both of them are alcoholics. Then they would go to a fast food restaurant to stuff their fat faces. Which place would these two lardos choose?

She shared a drunken picture of Fat Niko. She has translated that word “Darra = hangover”. Of course. And Gemma thinks it’s hilarious.

Here is the post I talked about.

She loves the thought of those lard and lager boys being hungover.

Imagine those fatties hungover! All kinds of fattening foods like pizzas and burgers. Maybe pastries too? These two lardos would be lounging on the sofa, surrounded by empty takeout boxes. Even the thought of that makes me gag!

Gemma just seems to be getting more and more focused on food and alcohol. There's bound to be more posts about both this week.

Most likely! What food is she going to post about next? She is addicted! Cannot wait for her next post so we can laugh again.

Why is she getting more focused? It’s so weird.

She was asked her fave cake today and said 'red velvet or princess.'

Princess isn't a type of cake! She sounds about 7 years old.

Wait - it's Swedish and features two different kinds of CREAM. Of course it's her favorite.

[QUOTE] Princess cake is a traditional Swedish layer cake or torte consisting of alternating layers of airy sponge cake, pastry cream, and a thick-domed layer of whipped cream. The cake is covered by a layer of marzipan, giving it a smooth rounded top. Wikipedia Place of origin: Sweden

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