Lardos thread 12 - Butterballs Niall, Lewis and Gemma

Why the fuck does he keep wearing those high waisted pants with pleats????

Those short legged pants really don't suit him.

He is dumb and doesn’t realise they make him look fat and wide.

It would not be a surprise to me if Lewis got a few thousand calories a day from his beer.

New pics of Fataldi drunk off his ass. He lifted up his shirt to show off his belly! Gross.

SO GROSS! Fataldi’s got a massive belly and Gemma is happy to see it.

His blubber is rolling over his waistband.

Weird that his jeans button hasn’t given up yet.

Niall and Lewis' role model.

That’s how fat they want to get too! Or even fatter. Who knows?

Did Fataldi wax his torso for the occasion?

Probably. Or his hair is thin and light. He looks like a fat hog with that belly.

He's young and hasn't grown any chest hair yet. It's Niall who's covered in grizzled belly and chest hair.

Fataldi is already 24. I wonder if he will grow any proper chest hair. His hair and eyebrows are thin and light.

Niall’s chest and belly hair make him look smelly and even more gross.

Fat Finnish guys? Long haired one looks even worse without his shirt on.

Does anyone else ever wonder if Gemma is trolling?

That she doesn’t actually think these lardos are hot? She might? If she is just playing around. Maybe.

R17 If Gemma isn’t trolling she has the worst taste in men! Every single guy she talks about is ugly and fat.

[quote] Niall’s chest and belly hair make him look smelly and even more gross.

He probably hasn't cleaned under his foreskin since One Direction dissolved.

A new pic of Lardis Fataldi. Gemma is laughing over Niall following a Guinness account on instagram.

She isn't trolling lol. Her blog was food + Niall even back in 2016. Now it's food + Niall + Fat Finn + Lardis Fataldi.

Fataldi looks disgusting in that photo, R21. Of course Gema finds Niall’s Guinness following hilarious.

She posts about her favourite things which are FOOD and fat guys. She has three fat favourites now and she will definitely be waiting for them to gain more weight.

”Lardis Fataldi” 😂

She’s been posting about food all the way from 2016? She is incredibly obsessed and there is no signs of her ever stopping!

I'm fascinated by this thread.

Why? Do you like fat?

Gemma always gets lots of reblogs from 'gainer blogs' who are obsessed with fat guys. She can't work out why as in her warped mind Niall and Lewis are hot, slim and sexy.

No way! That’s hilarious. Has she realised gainer blogs are reblogging her posts? They probably follow her blog too.

I don’t understand how she thinks Niall and Lewis Fataldi are slim and sexy? I think her eyes need checking?!

Gemma had a massive barbecue in the middle of the night!

More Gifs and posts about Fat Finn that Gemma has posted He’s got a doughy, wobbly double chin too.

Whoa, so many fattening sausages on that barbecue. She really does take advantage of the long days to feast to her heart's content. The greasy Finn has a belly like Niall's and a double chin so of course she's in love.

SPAZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Yes you are, R32. A fat one too, no doubt.

Gemma is feasting all day, all night. She definitely ate at least half of those sausages! Or all of them? She might be lying she had someone to share those with. Also, the salad in her picture looks creamy, again.

The greasy Finn looks disgusting, just like Hogran and Fataldi. He has a wobbly belly that you can basically see through his shirt. Why does Gemma always fall in love with fatties?

Everyone else on Tumblr is fawning over super skinny Maneskin, but Gemma has to be different! She is funny.

Gemma wouldn’t like the Fat Finn if he was as skinny as the Maneskin members! But trust her to adore the chunky member of the band. Bet he used to be skinny too.

I have seen many people posting about Maneskin and praising their looks. All of them are fit and good looking! Gemma probably thinks they look unhealthy and ugly.

Gemma would snap Damiano from Maneskin in two if she tried to hug him!

She’s used to hugging fatties so she would hug Damiano and he would crumble. Also because she is obese herself, so Damiano wouldn’t be able to handle her fatness.

Gemma loves the fat guys because she is the same and has the same appetite as Hogran, Fataldi and Fat Finn.

Bet the summer time will bloat her bigger as it seems like she is eating round the clock.

How tall is Damiano? I can imagine the weight difference between him and Gemma being MASSIVE! Gemma probably weighs double what Damiano weighs.

Damiano is only 5ft 9 although he looks much taller because he's so thin. I'd say he weighs about 130lb. Gemma is 5ft 2 and weighs about 200 lbs.

Sounds about right. So Gemma is almost double Damiano’s weight. Not long until she is another 30lbs heavier.

The way she eats.

Damiano looks tall and thin. It’s hilarious that short and fat Gemma weighs a lot more than him. She probably eats four times as much as he does too.

Gemma weighs only 200 pounds?

Gemma posted a new close up of Doughis Fataldi.

Ugly and doughy! She thinks he is cute too. Doughis Fataldi. The Fat Finn needs a name like that too. We have Hogran and Fataldi.

Fat Finn is called Nico but I think Fat Finn does nicely for him already. We don't know much about him so he's not as interesting as Hogran and Fataldi.

Okay, true. Fat Finn sounds good with the double F's. Gemma really seems to love him too. Maybe we will learn more about him if Greedy Gemma continues posting about him.

It is hilarious how she chooses all the unhealthiest looking singers and calls them hot and sexy. That new picture of Fataldi is horrible and his weird dimple looks like a massive crater in his doughy face. Doughis Fataldi looks like he has put on weight, too. No new pictures of lardo Hogran.

R43 ‘Only 200 pounds’ 🤣 For a short girl that is a lot. But she might get even bigger. She is eating all the time?!

Please explain to me who this Gemma is, how old is she, and the 12 threads about her.

This is about to be paywalled. I'll try to make another one about PIE-ALL Horan and his friends.

Here you go.

Thanks!

Hmm, this one is still up!

We can continue on here too and when this gets paywalled we can move to the one we started already.

Fat Finn looking massive.

These threads are hilarious.

Fataldi is getting fatter.

What a blubber ball. He'll be eating all the cream teas he can find at Wimbledon.

And he is chugging pints of beer in some of those paparazzi shots.

He has seriously gained more weight just recently. Looking bigger and bigger.

That double chin is one of his most noticeable features.

Gemma has been drinking milkshakes. She even had to mention it on her Tumblr blog.

“mcdonald’s finland has this coconut milkshake with chocolate sauce and whipped cream and it’s so good”

She also posted a lot about Fat Finn and in these GIF’s you can clearly see his flabby belly and manboobs jiggling. His flabbiness is definitely the reason she fell in love with him.

That McDonald's milkshake must be 1000 cals altogether! PIG. Niall would drink three one after the other.

Yup! Definitely close to 1000 calories. Of course that milkshake consists of whipped CREAM too. Gemma’s favourite.

Fatty Niall would love it those. He would eat a proper meal too with burgers and fries.

Gemma probably ate loads as well. 1000 cal milkshake was just her dessert.

The milkshake would be 500 cals, whipped cream 300 and chocolate sauce 200 calories. What happened to her calorie deficit diet?

Gemma even posted a picture of that fattening milkshake and it looks like she actually had two for herself!