Home Farm: Emmerdale 2

Previous thread.

I'm didn't see the entire episode but I'm really sorry they killed of Kim. She was the best. I wouldn't mind comforting Jamie though, with a little oral sex

Anybody else find Mac sexy as fuck?

I find Ash sexy AF!

I stopped watching when they killed off the Whites. Is the transman still on the show? Does Aaron have a new love interest?

Aaron is pudgy and fancies Mac

Ash Parmigiano.

R5 Aaron just recently declared that he wants to be with Ben even if there was a small chance that Robert get released from prison early.

zero chemistry between Aaron and Ben. No proper build up to their relationship. It's just, they're together now.

Robert is hotter and probably honed his cock sucking skills in the slammer

Nope, sorry, Ben is a million times hotter than the bland Robert.

Oh I didn't see him properly in the previous pic, he is cute

You thinking he's cuter doesn't equal chemistry between actors.

No R13 but I'm the poster who said Rob is hotter than him

Reply was meant for R9

Aaron is extremely insufferable and now is also fat, but for some reason good-looking men keep throwing themselves at his feet. He must take cock like a real pro.

I always assumed Robert was a top and the same for Ben.

Robert for sure. Not sure Ben tops anyone.

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Anyone watching tonight? Kim is on fine form..

A secret that Ben has kept hidden from Aaron is supposed to be coming out soon.

It's that he slept with Robert! haha.

How big is Jamie's cock?

How big is Ash’s cock?

Yum

Anyone remember gay twink Finn?

I do, r26. What happened to him?

Just watched the pride episode to see The Vivienne as I don’t normally watch this show. And wow Jacob is hot now. Aaron is fat but still quite hot.

Why is Shailene Woodley starring in a British soap @ OP?

I thought Kim would have disappeared for longer.

Her confrontation episode with Jamie would have been an ideal time for him to bring up the rumours that she murdered his father, Frank. No one ever mentions him.

So, who got murdered?

This Aaron/Ben thing is very awkward to watch. Is it that there is zero chemistry or just awful writing, or both?

Who's kicked the bucket? That kid with the hair who acts with with his bushy eyebrows?

The gays in the village are not interesting.

So very very tired of Aaron's story revolving around his annoying, drunk sister. Instead of Liv, maybe he could concentrate on losing a few and going to the gym.

Ben has little personality, and shit, his dad's a drunk TOO. And can't they do something with his hair?

Ethan is both a snob and an asshole. He's calling Eddy "a looser"?? Maybe he should look in the mirror; he could also do something about those fugly chin pubes.

And speaking of Eddy, He's rather attractive and sympathetic. I suppose he's just temporary? I wouldn't mind seeing more of him.

Oh and it looks as if they've halted the gay-baiting with Mackenzie. So what was the point of that?

I get the feeling Ben is one of those men who thought their longer lockdown hair looked good and hence didn't return to the barbers when they re-opened. It's ill advised.

Aaron's annoying sister needs to leave the village. She's always got a face on and has been in the same storyline for months.

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I was hoping Wendy would share phone pics of half-naked Luke enjoying Manchester Pride.

Emmerdale is a shell of its former self. It's terrible currently.

Jamie needs a proper punishment for what he did to Kim. I suggest parading him around the village, nude as a jaybird

I hope it's not the end for Eddy. I think he's a keeper. He might actually have the transformative power to make Ethan tolerable. While their scenes have been short, in terms of anything gay right now, I find them more interesting than Aaron and Ben.

Our Diane is leaving the Dales.

Who gets Diane's wig?

Faith?

Paddy might be able to rock that wig.

R41 Farewell pet!

Can I just say bravo to the stunt and camera people for the Jamie Tate car crash!

I hope they are paying the Noah actor a lot, because the idea that he would be a kid who can't get a girl is crazy. I'm sure he gets lots of girls IRL, if that is what he wants.

What's the secret? That he is an undesirable idiot?

Noah is blond and cute, with cool hair. He would have no problem getting girls or guys.

His hair looks like a brillo pad.

where's Aaron gone? he's barely had a story line lately

I wonder where Jamie dried off when he got out of the water? Just imagine coming across him nude and sweaty

I'd much rather find Mackenzie in the bushes.

Why are they wasting Mackenzie on Charity. blech.

I'd love for Mackenzie to help Dr. Liam fuck away his pain.

Is Mackenzie bottoming for Charity? She seems like an alpha top.

R56 Haha, they are really missing something if they don't make him bisexual or "fluid" the man has sexual chemistry with everyone. Rather than Charity, I'm surprised he hasn't slept his way into Home Farm and Kim's bed.

Look, I know Kim is a hell-on-wheels bitch, but Jamie's "death" makes me feel sorry for her. Compare how everyone treats her and how everyone treated and still treats Liam. Acceptance of death is an important part of the grieving process, but people should never be shouting at a grieving mother that her child is dead and she must accept that.

wake me up when Aaron has a storyline

They gave Ben a shave and a haircut. The excitement never stops... lol.

I must say I have been very impressed by the cinematography and stunts this week, so far. The river scenes are downright beautiful.

Mackenzie better survive this week, because that is one just perfect man.

Diane's farewell episode was lovely. I'm glad she got to get one over on Kim, and it earned Kim's respect so much that the Queen of the dale got to leave in style and open ended, so she can return if ever she wishes. I was so afraid Meena would get her.

Ok, I see how the whole idea of restorative justice is a good thing, but that whole thing just seemed so patronizing that I think I'd rather spend a few weeks in jail.

Danny Miller (Aaron) is now a daddy to a little boy named Albert

R64 biological or adoptive? Because I hope the child doesn’t look as ape-like.

biological

R66 poor child I hope the mom was attractive

Are they really going to put Kim and Bernice in a love triangle? That is interesting given the actresses real life history.

Danny and the girlfriend supposedly had been trying for a year to have a baby. Some are wondering if they are getting rid of Ben.

I hope they get rid of Ben, he's so boring and looks too much like Aaron

Danny Miller (Aaron ) has quit Emmerdale

R71 Santa got my letter! Now, can we get some hotter gays in the village.

Will the RobRon stans finally shut up now?

No r73 because they will want Robert to get out prison and for Aaron to leave with him.

I don't know if they planned it, like a request from Britbox or something, but I really appreciated that the Christmas season arrived in Emmerdale today. It is Thanksgiving in the US and so the start of the season for us. It was nice to sit down this evening and see the Woolpack decorated and Dawn's very pretty sweater.

Another gay bites the dust.

Turns out Matthew Wolfeden is a racist POS

R77 I have to wonder about that. I'm guessing the biracial actress is the one that Nate spent the night with on his bender. She didn't seem to have an "ethnic" accent so was their making fun of it racial or just the standard British banter about accents?

If Meena wants to kill someone can she please take care of Al? Asking for a friend...

Again, I hate the Dingles and it is all because of Liv. I hated when the whole family turned on Lisa for telling the cops when Liv almost killed her. Now they are mad at Lidia for doing what any non-piece of shit person would do.

The Dingle Code is fucking stupid.

At least Aaron left to go be with Adam.

Poor Adam.

I'm really like Kim and Lydia's growing friendship. I've watched some classic Emmerdale and it has some of the feeling of Kim and Seth's classic friendship. Basically, pairing Kim with her polar opposite as a friend really works.

Is Ethan now the only not straight male left?

R84 and they have a T, don't forget that. But, yeah Ethan is the only G or B in the village! Unless Dr. Liam and Cain decide to take their bromance to the next level, which would be fine by me.

If they're keeping Ethan around, I wouldn't mind if we saw some more of Eddy.

DAMN, Lucas' daddy is a Daddy I'd Like to Fuck!

New cast member.

God I hope Meena finally gets skewered in the neck by a pitchfork in tonight’s episodes.

So Matthew Wolfenden and the little bitch playing Victoria are back filming after they apparently mocked a biracial actress?

They should have had Meena kill both of them before being caught.

Why, R91? What did Manpreet and Vinny ever do to you?

T92 "Both of them" referred to David (Matthew) and Victoria in the post at R90.

Hahaha. OK.

So will Meena re-emerge in May (the BGT Finals week) or in October for the fiftieth anniversary?

I don't want to defend Matthew or Isobel but have you ever seen how British born Asians portray themselves on TV in the UK?

Goodness Gracious Me was written, produced and starred British Asians who reinforced every stereotype ever manifested against them, it was also very funny and ironic. I'm not sure everybody got the joke though?

Yes but R96, they’re allowed to laugh at themselves. Same with black/brown people in the US. In Living Color was a good example of that. But it’s not cool for white folks to mimic and/or make fun of them.

R97 The thing to me is my guess would be that the biracial actress was the one whose character was with Vanessa and slept with Nate. She didn't appear to have any sort of ethnic accent, she just had a regional one. I'm not British, but from all the British media I consume, I know that Brits like to make fun of the various accents of the English language. So were they making fun of her accent because of her race or were they just engaging in the same banter about her accent that they would have with a white person? Also, she doesn't appear to have been the person to complain, instead it was reported that it was the Ellis actor. Honestly, I think it was a power play on his part to try and force the producers to keep him on because his character is fairly pointless.

The actor who plays Nate is the only one who speaks with that accent, although he’s not the one making the complaint.

Has anyone noticed they seem to have turned Cain into the macho British male Oprah? He gave Nate great advice and him & Liam are like the perfect broship. I guess Liam is his Gayle?

Also, I love Liam, he is like a modern Mr. Darcy.

Cheeky chappie Duuhhvid has returned, sporting garishly dyed hair and beard.

Meena is still at large? WTF? Is she murdering that hot guy she hitched a ride with?

Can't Meena take a few Dingles out while she's at it?

Meena offing Chas would be a beautiful thing.

The new actor playing Marcus is just OK.

RIP Pierce. He had a hot ass but he couldn’t live forever.

what happened to Ethan?

R106 Ethan basically has no story, and he's only appeared once in 2022. .. This was a couple of weeks ago. .. It was a short scene with his distressed father, where Ethan told Charles to be honest with Manpreet and go to the hospital and tell her that he's the one who ran her over.

R106 The new "Marcus Dean" character, who is Pierce Harris' son, is gay and apparently set to become Ethan's love interest.

Why they would want to connect someone to dead Pierce seems odd.

I must say the actress playing Meena has been quite entertaining in those interrogation scenes. The bitch playing her lawyer sucks, though.

Is sexy Jamie back yet?

Danny Miller is temporarily coming back as Aaron for the show's 50th anniversary along with Elizabeth Estensen(Diane Sugden) and Amy Walsh(Tracy Metcalfe).

The tapdancing that r98 is doing, though.

Actor Sam Gannon, who played Kev, has recently and unexpectedly died, while abroad visiting family in California, at only 31 years of age. The news broke only a few days ago.

No-one has yet verified the cause of death. Of course, many have taken to Twitter and other social media platforms claiming that the C0V!D-19 va x killed him

Could easily have been a freak accident or undiagnosed and swift illness, though. Very sad and strange eventuality, all around.

R96 the sitcom CITIZEN KHAN is another good example of what you're describing. Very affectionate Brit-Pakistani representation.

The only Emmerdale plots I've seen are the two famous gay/lesbian ones: ChaZoe & RobRon, ironically linked by a generation.

Am told that Charity is still a lesbian, which is refreshing continuity in soap-world where most women attracted to women conveniently stop at some point.

I think Charity was tempted by Moira’s brother last year, though.

R115 Nope. Like R116 relays, Charity has been fucking Moira's brother, Mackenzie, and they're - dear god in heaven - having a baby together.

Oh wait, now they're apparently losing their baby.

Article from today.

Is the new village gay Marcus supposed to be a glorified extra?

Someone said the old guy playing Eric Pollard used to do porn in the 70’s

Apparently soft core porn, R119.

Do he show dick/ass

One of his Swedish films is generally referred to as "Molly ("Familjeflickan och överklassens nattliga orgier" or "The family girl and the nocturnal orgies of the upper class") done in 1978.

For some of these films, he worked under the name "Charles Canyon." You can find a listing for him at IAFD.

t looks a little more than soft core .. lol.

But yes, he shows dick and ass.

Here's another one featuring his ginger bush and cock called "Practice Makes Perfect." It was re-released on DVD in 201`0.

They should have written it that drunk Mackenzie hooked up with some random guy and now the guy was starting to stalk him.

I guess the Queen’s death will cast a shadow over the 50th anniversary, huh? Won’t Charles’ coronation be next month?

Bored with Emmerdale? .. You can watch "Jamie Tate" (actor Andrew Lincoln) get fucked senseless in the recently-released gay film "In from the Light".

I think there's about a half dozen sex scenes within. In one, he gets pounded in at least four different positions... lol. .. All very tastefully done, of course.

[quote] Writer-director Matt Carter’s debut feature explores life on and off the pitch at a gay rugby club.

Arthur has come out gay.

R126 does he show cock or ass?

R128 No. But that said, I found the the sex scenes realistic-erotic.

R129 that's despicable, a chance to get his big cock on screen at his hottest and they didn't bother. I think he's gorgeous. What happened to that guy who played Joe?

R130 He became an otter and went mountain climbing in Vietnam and Switzerland.

The scene tonight with Arthur coming out to his mum Laurel was very sweet.

Ned Porteous was and is gorgeous and wasn't a bad actor, sorry to see he's getting so little work

What happened to the actor who played the gay twink on this show?

Aaron?

Finn?

I’m just glad that cunt Chas’ affair with the dead guy was exposed.

Imagine noshing off Jamie and Joseph at the same time

R132 Agreed.

On another note, I haven't watched for awhile. What did Chas do to her face?

Oh no! Ethan's pervy boss wants to get inside Marcus' pants!

Who wouldn’t at least try?

I hope Arthur doesn’t get fiddled with.

Paddy’s rage at Chas was delicious.

Bitch was never a looker but damn, she has really fucked up her face.

No wonder Alexander Lincoln's scenes in that gay indie film are so believable.. He's experienced. .. lol.

"No. I'm not straight."

Alexander Lincoln giving us a side view of a nice-looking cock, as well as his ass!

R144 Thanks for the link. Those stills must come from a different edit of the film than the one I watched, because the shower scene within it doesn't anything below his head .. no butt, no cock, no nothing. lol.

R145 glad he showed it, I've always thought he was a gorgeous guy. Pity they made his character Jamie so unlikeable.

Bump for Jamie Tate's peen

Now that they know Jamie's alive and he's off to god knows where, perhaps he's living his best gay life ever!

Poor Arthur.

Of course, the old trope would be that Marshall actually likes him.

More comments on Jamie's cock and ass?!

Who wants a bacon butty?

I love Arthur and April’s friendship.

Is April going to be Arthur's cock-blocker, though? It looked like Marshall was coming to sincerely apologize to Arthur prior to April stepping in and punching him.

As many suspected, looks like Marshall will become Arthur's love interest.

And I'm also guessing that Marshall's dad will be the main obstacle. Recall, a couple of weeks ago, when Arthur mentioned that his deceased father had been the vicar, we heard Marshall mention that his own dad was "religious." Now, just before the boys are about to kiss, Marshall gets a call from his dad and runs off.

Marshall and Arthur look too similar, they should have cast Marshall with somebody who is more of a physical contrast.

Sounds like Ethan and Marcus are going to break up. (No big loss, imo.)

But the preview seems to focus on what becomes of Ethan now that he's "young, free and single," so I wonder if Marcus exits?

After Ryan and Danny (Robert and Aaron) left the show I had no further reason to watch as there were no other interesting characters. Was surprised that Ryan did not make an appearance for the Emmerdale 50th anniversary, Rob and Aaron could have rode off into the sunset together.

Arthur and Marshall will undoubtedly get together at some point despite being maybe 15 years old, no doubt it's the Heartstopper effect.

How could Marshall say that to Arthur in Friday's episode😭 I have to say it's realistic though. Not all parents are as accepting as Laurel.

In the party scene, when Arthur told Marshall that his dead father (Ashley) had been the vicar, Marshall mentioned how "religious" his own father is, so they kind of telegraphed the set up.

R159 Good catch! I guess that was foreshadowing.

Queerty posted about Emmerdale.

R161 Ha, I knew they would reference Heartstopper! Both actors are just 15, it will be interesting to see how far Emmerdale will dare go with the story.

R162 I don't expect sex (even simulated), as both actors are too young. I do however expect them to at least kiss.

R163 ...and lots of chaste hand-holding whilst teaching the village a lesson about intolerance! It's no Aaron & Robert, but it's better than nothing.

It's epidemic .. lol, .. There's a gay teen romance in the Waterloo Road reboot, and Hollyoaks is apparently on course to start something with teenager, Lucas Hay (new young actor in the role).

R165 Yes! I'm glad Hollyoaks did a recast though. They said they wanted to have an older actor in the role for more mature storylines. I hope this means kissing and sex. With that said, I wouldn't call gays on three soaps an epidemic. It's still very little compared to the lesbians.

In fairness, Aaron & Robert were a couple for the better part of 5 years, yet we saw them in bed, together under the sheets, exactly ONCE that I can recall: and Robert was asleep. Five years of closed-mouth kissing...and they were married! I suppose there is only so much male affection Emmerdale thought their viewership could handle.

I heard about that r165 and supposedly they have something "big" in store for Ste and James. I don't think Emmerdale push things too far with Arthur due to the actor's age.

R168 I know. If we ever get a gay kiss I'll be happy though.

[quote] ... and supposedly they have something "big" in store for Ste and James.

James very publicly proposes marriage to Ste.

Not a fan of this couple, so whatever.

There will be an all-male episode soon. Talk about a circle jerk.

Ste’s face continues to be the very definition of a punchable one.

R171 Ugh, not a single interesting character in shot.

Have there at least been any Arthur/Marshall relationship developments, seems they are getting a very slow and tentative rollout...?

R173 Looking at the guide, I don't think anything will be covered on that front until this coming Monday, the 20th, and even there, it sounds to be mainly Arthur with Laurel.

Emmerdale should be good this week with new Arthur scenes.

Arthur and Marshall look very similar physically. I can imagine a case of mistaken identity where Marshall’s dad hires someone to kill Arthur and Marshall ends up dead, instead.

Marshall told Arthur today that he didn't fancy him and they cannot be friends, though very obviously this will not last.

It has to be said, neither of those kids can act; the boy playing Marshall is particularly awkward.

At least Arthur and Marshall are more interesting than Ethan and Marcus, so there's that.

Thank god that's over.

R178 True, E & M were painfully dull. Hard to understand how this show, which did so well with fan favourites Aaron & Robert, have seemingly forgotten how to write adult gay relationships.

Getting sick of Arthur and Marshall now. Marshall is acting like a dick. Arthur needs to tell him to fuck off.

[quote] Arthur needs to tell him to fuck him.

Fixed.

Hompphobe dad sees the lads together and is going to ship Marshall off to boarding school.

What a brilliant solution!

Laurel should send the dad a copy of Eurocreme's Bareback Academy.

Daddy Barton was so fucking hot. Yes, I know, he got killed off. But damn, what a handsome man.

New Arthur and Marshall scenes. Will they ever kiss?!

R184 The kid who plays Marshall is a handsome boy, but -- dear God, his acting is so embarrassingly stilted and awkward. Even by Emmerdale standards.

"Awkward" kind of fits with what Marshall's character is meant to portray currently, so I don't find him unwatchable.

The two lads playing Arthur and Marshall are quite sweet, nice to see this storyline. Haven't watched Emmerdale since Robert left but there are definitely some fit lads in it now. Noah and Jacob have grown into very hot young guys!

Noah is definitely growing into his looks. And Jacob is hot now that the show has finally given him a decent haircut.

I watched the aftermath of Robert going down for life, but there is simply nothing on the show now that would make me want to regularly watch. Paddy and Chas? Bear?! Ugh.

Marshall came out to his religious homophobic father today, and was chucked out of the house.

So with Laurel taking Marshall home with her, I can I can hardly wait till Arthur suggests that Marshall can share his bedroom.

Laurel says, "Now you boys will have to behave! .. and sleep head-to-toe!"

Jai gives her look like, 'you do realize what you're suggesting?!'

Sounds like the Marshall story will get some play on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday this coming week.

Asshole dad comes a-calling to convince Marshall he's sorry and manipulate him into coming home.

Poor Marshall could be dead by Easter.

His father has apparently manipulated Marshall into trying to be straight, he asked a girl out on a date today. Arthur was understandably 'WTF?!' We all know how this story is going to go, obviously, Emmerdale is just going to take its sweet time getting there.

I laughed when when Arthur came home and said how "weird" it was for Marshall to be talking Cathy out.Jaii advised, " Probably best to try and not overthink that one."

Well, it least Marshall did the right thing in the end and called the date off, with the two boys ended up glued to their phones on the sofa.

So Cathy is suffering from premature menopause? That’s unique.

If the gay boys don't appear this coming week - I see nothing relevant in the guide - then that will be a three-week absence. Odd way to tell a story. Looks like we're getting senior lesbians instead .. lol.

But that Nicky is a snack. Woof.

Does Nicky ever walk around in his underwear?

Since we now know that Nicky's relationship with Gabby is a total sham, and he even told his dad, Caleb, that he can hardly keep from throwing up at times, they should actually have it turn out that he's actually gay and acting "straight for pay." You know, willing to do anything to give his mum a home...lol!

Finally, back to "What's Eating Marshall Hamston?' next Friday, April 21st. It will have been over a month.

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As proposed at R199, apparently Nicky is something other than straight, because they revealed that he has the hots for his mate, Ally, with them kissing at the end of Monday's episode.

Wow R198 that's quite a basket! He's very cute although the gorgeous actor who played Jamie actually had his cock out (albeit from the side) for his gay rugby drama so he's raised the stakes for all the fitties.

I had a sexy dream about Robert last night for no reason as I barely watched it when he was on! Is he still in prison?

R204 Yes. Robert is still in prison. He got 14 years.

Poor Robert, he was never the same after Andy killed Sarah in that barn fire then covered it up

Emmerdale has had so many hot guys, Jamie Tate is still the hottest to me.

As soon as I saw that MINI coming down the road, I said "gay".

Jai says the teenage boyfriends have to stay in their own bedrooms ..lol.

Can't Arthur and Marshall just go out the pirate ship when they want to have a J.O. session?