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I Am Spatchcocking A Small Chicken, DL

Jealous, foodie bitches? Oh yes, I think you are.

I am spatchcocking a small, plump brined chicken and oven-roasting some fresh cauliflower for dinner, DL. One of the tradeoffs of working from home.

I am also finishing a load of laundry.

Heigh-ho, the glamorous life.

by Anonymousreply 25June 8, 2021 3:38 PM

Oh honey, I wish you had friends...

by Anonymousreply 1June 7, 2021 8:56 PM

OMG I LOVE tuna.

by Anonymousreply 2June 7, 2021 9:00 PM

Is it garden-fresh cauliflower or just fresh cauliflower?

by Anonymousreply 3June 7, 2021 9:06 PM

Hello?

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by Anonymousreply 4June 7, 2021 9:08 PM

I'll take the chicken, leave the cauliflower.

by Anonymousreply 5June 7, 2021 9:12 PM

I haven't eaten much meat since hearing the horror stories of what's been going on in the meat packing plants during COVID.

by Anonymousreply 6June 7, 2021 9:13 PM

What stories R6?

by Anonymousreply 7June 7, 2021 9:18 PM

Just catching up, dear?

by Anonymousreply 8June 7, 2021 9:19 PM

Garden fresh cauliflower, with olive oil and salt, freshly ground pepper, and a bracing bit of fresh garlic, roasted quickly and at high heat.

Chef's kiss!

The husbear will be home around 6:30. He's in for a culinary treat.

by Anonymousreply 9June 7, 2021 9:20 PM

There's a recipe in Clarissa Dickson Wright's "Potty" calling for a spatchcocked chicken; she recommends just having the butcher do it.

by Anonymousreply 10June 7, 2021 9:21 PM

I'm getting a bucket of KFC, jealous?

by Anonymousreply 11June 7, 2021 9:23 PM

Can you post some video?

by Anonymousreply 12June 7, 2021 10:14 PM

OP is really into white food.

by Anonymousreply 13June 7, 2021 10:27 PM

Spatchcocking sounds kinky

by Anonymousreply 14June 7, 2021 10:29 PM

Did the chicken give its consent?

by Anonymousreply 15June 7, 2021 10:32 PM

Spatchcocking sounds dirty…….like something S&M

by Anonymousreply 16June 7, 2021 10:51 PM

Why don't you spatch my cock OP.

by Anonymousreply 17June 7, 2021 10:54 PM

Spatchcooking a chicken or turkey does sound “odd” R16, but there is no better way to cook them.

Legs and breasts are cooked more to their appropriate temperature. It is easier to take apart. It is really the way to go if you are going to bake the bird.

It isn’t that difficult to do.

by Anonymousreply 18June 7, 2021 10:55 PM

OP, you lost me at 'husbear'

by Anonymousreply 19June 7, 2021 10:55 PM

Spatchcocking

by Anonymousreply 20June 7, 2021 10:58 PM

Cauliflower is my favorite, I have cravings for it.

by Anonymousreply 21June 7, 2021 11:28 PM

I like eating cauliflower but it smells up the house. It's the same as shrimp - love eating it but stinky to cook. Mashed cauliflower with cream cheese and chives can double for mashed potatoes every time.

by Anonymousreply 22June 7, 2021 11:32 PM

Tastes better than mashed potatoes , IMO.

by Anonymousreply 23June 7, 2021 11:33 PM

Hello friends! My spatchcocked chicken was a triumph, if I may say so. Perfectly, evenly cooked, all the way through, but moist and flavorful. (I think brining made all the difference.) Only 45-50 minutes in the oven!

The husbear not only approved, he said he only wants chicken prepared that way from now on! Imagine.

by Anonymousreply 24June 8, 2021 3:35 PM

I highly suspect the husbear has a little spatchcocked chicken on the side.

by Anonymousreply 25June 8, 2021 3:38 PM
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