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Lardos Thread 11 - Fatties Niall, Lewis and Gemma

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by Anonymousreply 5006/18/2021

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

by Anonymousreply 106/05/2021

R52 on the old thread “Gemma is taking advantage of being in the land of the midnight sun to feast constantly. If it's daylight, it's time to eat.”

The sun is up all day, all night in Finland?! She will never stop eating! Imagine her going through different takeaways and drive throughs to get more food to eat even during the nights. And she will be adding snacks for every break she has.

by Anonymousreply 206/05/2021

No one is surprised Gemma has once again fallen for the fat one of the bunch! I was googling pictures of that band and the others are much better looking and slim!

by Anonymousreply 306/05/2021

Guess which one is Gemma’s new crush!

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by Anonymousreply 406/05/2021

Of course she homes in on the tubby one! She is constantly looking for new lardasses to stan, but there's barely any in the industry. I think she only likes straight guys as she never mentions massive Sam Smith.

by Anonymousreply 506/06/2021

The only reason she likes all of these guys is that they’re overweight. Trust her to pick the chubby one. She was probably excited when she realised that that band has a chunky member too. We will be seeing more lard filled posts in her blog when she is posting about this Niko guy too.

Maybe she hasn’t discovered Sam Smith in full force yet? Sam is another massive lardo and exactly Gemma’s type!

by Anonymousreply 606/06/2021

Sam is gay though so she can't fantasise about him.

by Anonymousreply 706/06/2021

She probably fantasies about feeding and fucking them. She just wants to see them getting fatter.

by Anonymousreply 806/06/2021

She wants to hand feed them something mega fattening like pizza and burgers. These fatties would love it! Gemma could take cheeky bites herself too to keep up. Not forgetting she is a fat lardo too.

by Anonymousreply 906/06/2021

R4 The guy in front has a very chubby face. You can already tell that he is fat too.

by Anonymousreply 1006/06/2021

Niall looked massive on Fallon and was wearing trousers which were too small for him again.

by Anonymousreply 1106/09/2021

So ugly and gross. Why does he like that kind of trousers? They’re so unflattering on him.

I saw on Gemma’s blog that massive Lewis Fataldi is doing a documentary. Is he going to document his fast food consumption and binge drinking? It’s a documentary called ‘This is how I got fat’ or similar. Gemma would probably love that.

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by Anonymousreply 1206/09/2021

That documentaray will be one pub after another, interspersed with trips to his favourite fast food restaurants.

by Anonymousreply 1306/09/2021

Can we add Adam Lambert to this list?

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by Anonymousreply 1406/09/2021

R13 And on his journey from the fast food restaurants to pubs and so on they will be documenting his weight gain too. Fataldi seems to be proud of his round belly and he likes and talks about it all the time.

by Anonymousreply 1506/09/2021

Sit on my face. I crave your fat cheeks on my face.

by Anonymousreply 1606/09/2021

Adam Lambert does have a balloon face in that photo! Liam Payne is fairly fat now too.

by Anonymousreply 1706/09/2021

Guys! Gemma has found the thread! R16 must be her. She is so open about her love for their fatness.

by Anonymousreply 1806/09/2021

New pic of rotund Niall in West Hollywood.

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by Anonymousreply 1906/11/2021

His waist has gotten wider. Where is he in that photo? A restaurant?

by Anonymousreply 2006/11/2021

A gay club!

by Anonymousreply 2106/11/2021

Gemma is talking about how much she loves being drunk again.

by Anonymousreply 2206/11/2021

Wow, fat Niall

by Anonymousreply 2306/11/2021

R22 What is she saying?

by Anonymousreply 2406/11/2021

She said she and her friend drank a bottle of wine each and shared a massive bottle of prosecco too. How much do you want to bet she went to McDonald’s at the end of the night?

by Anonymousreply 2506/11/2021

Are there Maccies in Helsinki? If not, she probably had a huge bowl of herrings with double cream. 🤢

by Anonymousreply 2606/11/2021

A quick googling says there are Maccies in Helsinki! Maybe she went to Mcdonald’s and after that stuffed her already full belly with those herrings with double cream! So many calories again...

by Anonymousreply 2706/11/2021

She is the kind of girl who would drink that double cream for a snack. It’s packed with calories.

by Anonymousreply 2806/11/2021

The Helsinki Maccies are 24 hour to take advantage of the midnight sun.

by Anonymousreply 2906/11/2021

White wine bottles are 600-1000 calories each. And then several thousand calories at McDonald’s. Guaranteed weight gain.

by Anonymousreply 3006/11/2021

R29 I had to check and you’re right! Almost all of them are open 24 hours. The Finns seem to love their fattening foods.

by Anonymousreply 3106/11/2021

Did she go to McDonald’s or did you just decide she went to McDonald’s?

by Anonymousreply 3206/11/2021

Gemma posted a gross new photo of Capaldi. He looks immense.

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by Anonymousreply 3306/11/2021

He is bigger every time we see him. His middle section is expanding.

by Anonymousreply 3406/11/2021

Fataldi is definitely bigger.

Gemma bragged in a post: 'the way I'm drunk' and then bragged about still being drunk when she woke up in the morning. Always copying Niall.

by Anonymousreply 3506/12/2021

It’s so strange to me how Gemma thinks Fataldi looks hot! The bigger he gets the more she will love him.

Why is she bragging about her heavy alcohol habit? She must’ve been drinking a lot if she was still drunk when she woke up. What is her hangover feast going to be?

by Anonymousreply 3606/12/2021

Gemma posted a video of that Finnish band where they’re completely wasted and she thinks that’s hilarious. All of her heroes are alcoholics.

She also seems offended that someone suggested Niall is the outlier in her taste in men.

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by Anonymousreply 3706/12/2021

Someone sent greedy Gemma a troll ask about getting a pint of herrings with double cream at a fast food place in Copenhagen and she replied:

that’s true the menus do change i just saw a tiktok about different mcdonald’s items you can get from different countries , like in finland you can get your burger with a rye bread bun and so on. we don’t have wimpy in finland at all. BUT we have hesburger and that is the best burger place ,hands down. but yeah that dish sounds kinda danish i guess haha. i can imagine that as herring is super common food in the nordic countries . i wonder what the dish looks like . did you try it then? herring is nice for sure 👏🏼👏🏼

by Anonymousreply 3806/13/2021

Omg! Sounds like she wanted to have that tub of herrings and double cream! ‘Did you try it?’ She would LOVE IT!

by Anonymousreply 3906/14/2021

‘Greedy Gemma’ describes her so well.

by Anonymousreply 4006/14/2021

R38 Why did she not even question that it would be a troll anon? 😂

by Anonymousreply 4106/14/2021

I'm sure one of the Klan Grannies has written to her about these threads by now, but she obviously doesn't care.

by Anonymousreply 4206/14/2021

Why would anyone send these threads to her? Her reaction would be hilarious to witness, though.

She has really fallen in love with that long haired fatty.

by Anonymousreply 4306/14/2021

Are those crisps? Always snacking!

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by Anonymousreply 4406/14/2021

Why did she put the crisps in the picture? Obsessed.

by Anonymousreply 4506/16/2021

She wanted everyone to see that she is once again stuffing her greedy face. She eats round the clock. Crisps at 3am? Yuck!

by Anonymousreply 4606/16/2021

Fataldi looking vast outside yet another pub.

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by Anonymousreply 4706/17/2021

I wonder how many calories he gets from his daily alcohol drinks each day? He is super wide and ugly.

by Anonymousreply 4806/17/2021

New thread here.

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by Anonymousreply 4906/17/2021

Thanks for the new thread!

by Anonymousreply 5006/18/2021
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