Ben Affleck's shoes

That he is kind of a big nerd. And, if he didn't have all that money, slovenly.

I like them. Where do I get a pair?

He's so annoying.

Frat boy who hasn’t grown into being a real man.

I want to cum in them!

If he doesn't tie those loose laces he's going to trip and fall and then the tabloids will have a field day "Affleck Falls For Another, Loosens Ties With J-Lo"

They’re sneakers.

Is it me, or does it look like his sneaker is on the wrong foot?

The leather jacket is douchey.

That he’s running 🏃from one 1/2 assed relationship to another

Ben is a tabloid whore. He is always in the celeb pr gossip mags. Him and JLO are right for eachother, two attention whore. Rumor has it that jho is a lesbian.

They're not even tied! Has he gained weight in his feet?

He dresses like a straight man, no?

They appear to be Golden Goose. About $600 a pair and look like they've been dragged by a truck for a hundred miles. They are meant to be worn untied. They are a favorite of white suburban soccer moms.

He is way too old to be wearing fashion that's meant to look trashy and unkempt.

So it's ok to show him picking up the kids after swim class, but not to show him dropping the kids off at the pool?

Stealth scat troll alert! ^^^^

They're just a normal pair of shoes OP. What are they supposed to say about him?

R16, dropping kids off at the pool means jerking off into the toilet and it's nothing to do with scat

It means both r18.

I don't know who the fuck would pay hundreds of dollars for those shit shoes that you wear out in a few weeks!

Fashion victim! But I've never seen them on a man before, they are worn by women usually.

But he gets everything for free, he gets papped so much, the brands get exposure.

I never took ‘Drop the kids off at the pool’ to mean jerking off into the toilet, but it makes much more sense than plops of poop representing the kids.

So my parents and their adult neighbor friends - did they know what they were saying??

If he wasn't famous or rich. He would be working in a warehouse or at a construction site and he probably would be much happier actually. His looks are completely average and his acting leaves much to be desired.

Shoes? I'm far more interested in what's going on with his hair in this photo.

The hair looks like synthetic carpet fiber.

His shoes say "Yes, we have the view from down here. Envious? Because sometimes Daddy Ben puts us on just with loose boxers, or completely naked! Daddy Ben has a heavy, hairy, tight nut sack. His huge fat veiny dick juts out over the nuts and hangs down and we can see his pee hole. Drip drip drip."

When I was growing up it was "dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool."

They are perfect for eating donuts in!

Should he really be driving the kids around? Isn’t he always drunk?

That he is wildly wealthy and famous so he doesn’t give a fuck what we think.

Copying Chris Hemsworth.

R23 Miss Ben needs to get her weave done!

The shoes say he's damn near 50 years old trying to look like a young hip hopper!

R10 I think that's exaggerated. He doesn't seek it out because he liked to do his drinking and gambling in private. But JLo can't get enough publicity and he will go along with it for her. I happen to think she's very bad for him and he'll end up indulging in all his old habits way too much before this is over.

[quote] He is way too old to be wearing fashion that's meant to look trashy and unkempt

He is trashy and unkempt, no fashion needed.