Aaron Schock Turns 40

That drug-addled bottom slut can fuck the hell off.

Aaron, have a cold beverage.

His balls are the size of peas after all those steroids.

He’s developing a serious case of old white gay face.

You could freeze a steak with those frosted tips

he likes to be fisted

Face looks kinda methy in those pictures.

Uhmmm how you say in english....... butterface?

We can see his netherhair!

It’s easy to be in his shape when you take supplements to have that body. That’s not a natural build.

And any of you can get it too.

Not that impressive.

Gasp!

I bet he smells just awful...

It’s also easy to have a build when all you do is travel and workout. He doesn’t work.

I bet he smells like cum and money r12

Two things which the majority of Datalounge will never smell like.

R14 Like smelling like cum is something to aspire to?

Body of a 40 yo with the face of a 50yo, how weird.

Yes, because man spunk is the reason why any sexy gay man exists, until they age out and no man will to them anymore r15

Did any man touch even when you were young? If so, you learned that lesson.

I’d use it in My pig shed, on the fuck-bench, with a group of fuck mates, we like using this type of meat.

But I’d never be seen with it in public.

R16 Steroids and meth will do that.

Anybody know what the hell R17 is talking about?

FUck that Bitch

Pass-around party bottom has deep thoughts on aging.

40s will be rough for him, Facially he looks 15 years older. It’s all downhill from here, I wonder how he will cope.

Quite big tits.

More meth and 'roids of course R23!

There are plenty of better looking men with good hearts in the world. A rock hard body won’t make up for the fact that he’s a morally reprehensible POS.

No, OP, no sins excused. Plenty of gay guys with abs who aren’t self-absorbed grifters and serial liars, and who also haven’t shit on the gay community.

[quote] Body of a 40 yo with the face of a 50yo, how weird.

The evil is starting to show

It must hurt to be that shady!

Anyone who is older than 21 and makes a big deal out of their birthday is a desperate attention whore.

He wants to make planet Earth a "bigger" place..... how exactly will he make that happen?

He looks like an older Tom Holland. I think it's the lack of lips.

[quote] It’s easy to be in his shape when you take supplements to have that body. That’s not a natural build. And any of you can get it too. Not that impressive.

There is no “supplement” that does the work for you. You still have to workout. Which is not “easy” for most people. Most people don’t want to do it and they don’t have the discipline.

R30 I say over the age of 30. Most people in their 20s celebrate and they see 30 as their over the hill moment.

[quote] the gay community

Aaron doesn’t care about “the gay community” r27.

He only cares about muscular, fun, and wealthy gay guys, like him.

“You’re 27 years old, it’s time to get over birthdays” - Don Draper

i ain't mad at him. Enormous hate on here for him. I doubt he and i would be friends but i cant hate on someone so vehemently.

He’s posting old photos of himself and President Obama.

Ahhh...you do have to work out but for not as long just lift heavier. Now, you do have to starve for abs.

Bet he's on the protein shake and Metamucil bottom diet.

R38 Ironic considering you know he's the type that has "no blacks" on his grindr profile.

His Scruff profile doesn’t say anything about race, but it’s lists his age at 34

I'm not a big birthday guy. I think they're stupid and making a big deal of them brings attention to your actual age. But I get why people make a big a deal about 40.

[quote]Enormous hate on here for him. I doubt he and i would be friends but i cant hate on someone so vehemently.

Uh-huh.

Closeted party bottoms who opposed gay marriage in the US House of Representatives just aren't triggering your outrage? How wonderful for you.

What's the sell-by date these days for instahos peddling their ass to rich businessmen?

[quote]I’d use it in My pig shed, on the fuck-bench, with a group of fuck mates

Sounds like a game of Clue for new millennium.

He is a fucking former congressman, I really am stumped as to why he continues to embarrass himself like this. The photos are just completely ridiculous for a person of his age and background.

He's embarrassing himself because he came out later in life and is trying to catch up on the shit he missed out on.

I wonder if he and that other Congressional gym queen Paul Ryan ever fucked.

R48 That would be the most awkward, repressed, bland sex ever.

He's always had that wizened dried-up look.

R49 They'd fight over who got to look at themselves in the mirror first while they were fucking.

[quote]He only cares about muscular, fun, and wealthy gay guys, like him.

If he were wealthy, he wouldn't have to sell his ass.

It’s amazing that you’re so out of touch that you think a 40 year old would make a living by being an escort r52

There’s no demand for 40 year old escorts.

That's what I was about to say. Can you even give away 40 year old pussy?

Maybe to senile 80 year olds, like r52

I wonder if he's gone for anal rejuvenation yet?

R53 She's considered a hot white "celebrity" by those Middle Eastern rich dudes, and they'll pay top dollar for her services, so yes, there's a market for whores like Aaron.

Must we see the top of his pubes? Leave something to the imagination. Those baggy jeans make him look like he skipped leg day. Also hair from a can?

If the Middle Eastern rich dudes wanted to hire someone, they’d get the the latest Sean Cody or Bel Ami guys.

A 40 year old “celebrity” who was a Congressman over 10 years ago being hired as an escort is only the product of the senile dementia ridden mind r57.

Great body, but he just does nothing for me. Personality does matter.

R59 oh hai Aaron, how is your sex life?

R59 You obviously haven't been following Ms. Schock's international adventures.

[quote][R48] That would be the most awkward, repressed, bland sex ever.

They both murmur "oh, golly" over and over when they cum.

Aaron, call me! I'm available to hook up once I get out of rehab. I can teach you how to shit a plastic baby out of your ass!

I don't know what all you bitches are talking about, my ass is very popular with the blacks!

Look at Aaron strenuously defend himself all over this thread! This is all the same poster working overtime--who could it be but Aaron himself?:

[quote]Say whatever you want about his past, but he looks incredibly sexy and in shape A hot body excuses all sins.

[quote]I bet he smells like cum and money r12 Two things which the majority of Datalounge will never smell like.

[quote]Yes, because man spunk is the reason why any sexy gay man exists, until they age out and no man will to them anymore r15

[quote]Did any man touch even when you were young? If so, you learned that lesson.

[quote]Aaron doesn’t care about “the gay community” r27. He only cares about muscular, fun, and wealthy gay guys, like him.

[quote]His Scruff profile doesn’t say anything about race, but it’s lists his age at 34

[quote]It’s amazing that you’re so out of touch that you think a 40 year old would make a living by being an escort r52 There’s no demand for 40 year old escorts.

[quote]Maybe to senile 80 year olds, like r52

[quote]If the Middle Eastern rich dudes wanted to hire someone, they’d get the the latest Sean Cody or Bel Ami guys.

[quote] A 40 year old “celebrity” who was a Congressman over 10 years ago being hired as an escort is only the product of the senile dementia ridden mind r57.

I honestly wasn't expecting you to be quite so toxic and bitter, Aaron. Losing your congressional seat must have really soured you.

[quote]That's what I was about to say. Can you even give away 40 year old pussy?

Are you kidding? In Palm Springs it's practically "underage."

Breathless fangurls are nothing if not persistent, R66.

R66 I guess because he can't get dick anymore he spends his free time on DL.

[quote]They both murmur "oh, golly" over and over when they cum.

I would prefer if they would cry.

It’s amusing that you think I’m Aaron Schock r66

You are like one of those suburban frau conspiracy theorists on Facebook

The senile 80 yo's are loose with their money.

I agree OP, he is incredibly hot and his body is amazing. He looks like the type to be nasty to other gays who aren’t as hot as he is though.

Aw, he was so cute as a baby-gay and repug Jr. in training. Now he's just a hardened old queen

Young and Carefree in Miami Beach

I hope his PREP fails.

He looks at least 50 at R76. Hopefully his 40s will be as terrible as one would expect.

[quote] He’s developing a serious case of old white gay face.

[quote] She's considered a hot white "celebrity"

Aaron is white?

I think his racial category is "tanned"

It’s going to be “wrinkled and leathery” if he keeps up that sun exposure

How much does he receive from his congressional pension?

R82 More than enough to cover a lifetime supply of poppers.

Wrong, r10.

Aaron has upper-echelon genetics that 90% or more of people can never attain.

The problem is, those genetics may contain Narcissistic Personality Disorder and sociopathology.

He’s also fucking up his face with meth.

If he’s on steroids, it’s not much. Y’all are just haters who want to deny positive truths about him because of the evil he does.

Don’t cheapen yourselves with lies. Don’t stoop to the Cockgobbler’s level.

Gurl is starting to get some work done on his face. The eyes look bad. Has he bleached that dirty, mutilated ass yet?

You assholes are so stupid. Of course there is a market for fucking a former Congressman who voted against gay rights. There’s an appeal there that you can’t argue.

It’s almost like he had a gimmick to help sell.

Plus his body is fun to play with. The face doesn’t look good. He also sells himself at 34. Not 40.

People with great genetics don’t “have to starve for abs.” They just can’t eat like pigs.

Sorry, haters, we’re NOT all created equal and most of us CAN’T get looks as easily as Toxic Schock.

I don't really have a dog in this game--is that how they say it? anyway....girl is looking OLD.

Must we speak of this stretched out warlock sleeve?

What a piggy face. I can't see anything pleasant about that face. Yikes. On the upside, it must bother him to be such a dog, so I'm glad about that.

I mean, if we're going to talk aboiut a rethug at least make it a hot one

Genetics play a role in everything. People say that’s not true on here but it is.

However, he isn’t genetically blessed. He has a natural skinny body. No natural tone.

Actually, I’d hire Schlock to be my fuckrag if he weren’t a supervillain.

I prefer DL Republican boyfriend Adam Kinzinger to this trashy, dirty pig slut. Adam is dreamy and at least butch.

I'd lick Adam's sweaty hairy nuts. You know Schock is plucked beyond recognition.

Schock is among our most disgusting and despicable.

He was happy to throw gays under the bus, block us from getting any equality, all for political ambition.

Kizinger's a Deplorable, too. Anyone who votes Republican in Trump Age is a fucking traitor and pro-crime.

Just stopping by to remind you all that Aaron is NOT GAY—he just wears stylish clothing.

And then, after trampling us underfoot in the House, he is now leaning as hard as he can into the circuit slut stereotype.

Greased up like Kim K’s backside on All-Star weekend, Aaron obviously hangs with a younger crowd who convinced him this was a good look.

There are plenty of men with better personalities and bank accounts, some of them even have bodies of this caliber but one thing you won’t find doing is worrying about being to be the object of desire. They are the chooser, they aren’t looking to get chosen. This is why Aaron’s desperate neediness is off putting, because he’s tying to play like an alpha.

Aaron claims 34. What is it you all don’t get? He hangs with younger who think he’s younger because he lies.

oh daddy

Adam is smokin hot

Schock is shockingly hot for such a desperate cunt.

Deserves his own conversion party.

Why do posters here keep accusing Aaron of using meth?

Isn't meth cheap, like Whitney said?

Wouldn't Aaron be more into cocaine?

WHET Alec Rugo?

[quote] WHET Alec Rugo?

R106, he’s in the picture at R75, but I don’t know whether that’s recent.

Is he still a Republican?

I ran into him in Cherry Grove last summer. He's way queenier than one would think. She was sashaying down the boardwalk. She was wearing a mask so I didn't recognize him at first but you saw the body. It's legit good. But he's short - like 5'6. He blew me a kiss.

R109, did he bend over and present hole right on the boardwalk?

He was on his way to the Meat Rack so one assumes that was his aim. Afterwards, I couldn't tell if the blown kiss was flirty or sorta "yes I am great looking!! Love me!"

We accuse circuit whores such as Schock of using meth because its a great sex drug, dimwit, above.

Adam Kizinger is a short, fat traitor to the United States, the American way, law and order.

Corrupting America into a Russian-style, pay-to-play, mafia-run racket and dictatorship is NOT HOT.

You should love America and physical fitness more than to kiss Kizinger's fat, hairy, tyrant-friendly ass crack.

Culturally, the circuit party boys are more into meth because it enables intercourse.

So Schock has to do what the other party boys are doing.

enables endless intercourse

[quote] Afterwards, I couldn't tell if the blown kiss was flirty or sorta "yes I am great looking!! Love me!"

I suspect the latter, R111.

But for the ferret like face he would be perfect.

He's a vacuous shell of a human being.

Do his pecs look like a woman’s breasts?

You know, Aaron Schock may be (is) a garbage person, but the people who lust after him and fuck him (the one's who aren't his DL alleged clients) are far worse in my opinion.

Gosh R113, you MAGA people spent years telling us how awesome Russia is and now it's not? Make up your mind!

R122 is TRIGGERED

R113 would be on her back offering any hole if Adam K was coming with dick. Bitch please

And r124 is the crazy and inexplicably embittered OP.

Adam is hot. But besides that he's making a fight that is not popular. Not excusing him and Liz Chaney but they are really are speaking out in a way that is important. They really should be somewhat thanked . Its hard in any world to speak out. Man they are speaking out. Maybe too late. But they then are. We don't don't have that a lot. We need to stop being bitchy queens.

Love those porn clips.

They show off Aaron's sociopathic, dead shark eyes.

Just caftan, no earrings, yet

I want to suck his dick.

Remember how he sold out the gays and voted for anti-LGBT legislation in Congress all those times? And then ended up being just another meth fueled sexy-party porn prostitute with meth face?

Yeah.

Remember his taste in decor? Hammer movies from the 70s involved less cheese.

Remember his staff videographer/luggage carrier?

This is a very stupid grifter. You’d have to be on meth to allow that garbage anywhere near you.

40?! Bitch is nearly 50, who is she trying to fool!

When did Instagram begin to allow people to post photos that show public hair? That used to be the line they drew for men.

His face does look at least 50 despite all the Botox. Probably a combination of his features and fatlessness. His body is great except something is really off with the gigantic boobs. Are they from steroids or are they implants?

Is she still selling her favors to older, pear-shaped Indian billionaires?

He's been globetrotting for years to the regions (India, Middle East, Brazil) where he made connections while in Congress, and in recent years he has been bringing young modelesque gays with him. Pure speculation, but if there were a way to prove it, I'd bet money that he is now both an old whore and a pimp for old oligarchs in these countries, bringing freaky discreet young gay meat with him.

You think he's only started pimping out younger guys? I wouldn't be surprised if he's been doing that for a few years.

You’re obsessed with Aaron Schock aren’t you r136?

You follow his social media with a fine toothed comb, aided by a magnifying glass because of you cataracts, endlessly jealous of Aaron Schock because he’s had the life you never had.

Even I, the OP, don’t know who Aaron Schock is with or what he is doing. I posted this thread to trigger the fug bitter geezers and I’ve laughed my ass off because it has succeeded.

Why this adoration? It’s akin to daydreaming about how cute Hitler’s mustache was

R140 It still boggles the mind that a muscle queen with 40 years of homosexuality under their belt would take a picture with their asshole looking that filthy.

R137 I don't think he just started. He allegedly exchanged his services for favors while working in DC, and while he was in Congress, he had an intern named Ryan Carballido with whom he had a highly inappropriate relationship. After Schock was disgraced, Carballido wrote a letter to a Peoria newspaper attesting to his former boss's greatness. Then Carballido started showing up on Schock's Instagram from L.A., with the two of them showing off their shirtless bodies in short shorts at the gym, in hot tubs, etc., along with creepy Hollywood (alleged!) pimp Mark Kurian and creepy international (alleged!) pimp Eliad Cohen. So Schock met this kid in DC as his boss and then welcomed him to LA and seemingly introduced him to a hypersexual gay network. Within a short time, Schock's international travel photos started to include young American guys, always very attractive and always showing off their bodies. It certainly appears anyway that Schock has used social media as a catalog to offer his own and his young friends' assets while traveling in India, the Middle East and Brazil, as well as Southern California and Miami.

Here's his protégé's letter.

r123 is Boris the Nazi Incel trying to throw you off his scent by accusing others of being Boris.

SORRY, CUNT! WE CAUGHT YOU DEFENDING TRUMP & ADAM KISSDINGERS FIRST!

Now lick this poopstain:

Here's his protégé advertising assets in short shorts.

Here he is working out shirtless at Barry's Bootcamp with his protégé, Eliad Cohen and an L.A. dermatologist who goes by "Doctor Duane."

I'm really curious whether these people are just sleazy friends or if they're all sex business associates.

He is or was also close with the owner of Barry's Bootcamp and his chef husband. I wonder if the gym figures into a sex business, as well.

I would never see the little midget Adam Kissdingers coming, r125. I'd accidentally step on him like a bug.

Kind of like you, you worm, who's always trying to turn Deplorable right-wing politicians into sex symbols on the DL so you can sell democracy to Russia faster and get invited to Jabba the Hastert's high school perp chair.

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Typical congressman-intern relationship!

This one is fun. After Schock's disgraced went mainstream and he was photographed jerking a guy off at Coachella, Eliad Cohen deleted his many photos with Schock that were posted to Instagram, as did Mark Kurian. It seems like they had dissolved their relationships, but a couple years later, someone snapped a picture of Schock rubbing Cohen down at a Brazilian resort where Cohen was hosting a white party.

Schock seems to spend a lot of time with gay partiers. He has managed to evade a lot of really bad situations, but I still feel like he's setting himself up to be found dead of cardiac arrest from substance abuse or else some horrible sexcapace gone violently wrong somewhere in the Emirates or Turkey or Brazil.

Liz Cheney and Adam Kissesdingers are just desperately trying to save their own asses after their Trump stunts FAILED, r127.

They didn't speak up while Trump was in office committing his crimes. They didn't have principles THEN and they simply see their own party's extinction written on the wall now, so they're trying to save their own asses like rats off the sinking Trumptanic.

Too little, too late. Even anti-Trump, they're still Deplorable war crimes supporters. Even your boss Vlad Putin thinks so, so I'd watch your back when you contradict him. He'll fucking kill you.

Boris @ r138 always describes his failures as successes.

Remember this shit?

[quote]Now the Democratic Party is committing suicide in front of the entire world attempting to pretend there are still absentee ballots and mail-in ballots that can push Biden into a victory. Most of these late votes will be thrown out in court for mishandling and suspicion of fraud.

"The life we've never had."

I'm so "endlessly jealous!!!"

What would r138 do if the court ordered him to pay $110,000 for his crimes? The Russian mafia money has been cut off and even right-wing social media has banned him. He's over $2 million in debt already!

Would you throw plastic wedding rings at your debtors?

I'M SO "ENDLESSLY JEALOUS!"

I would happily thank Adam K for his service.

"The life we've never had." DISOWNED BY FAMILY.

I'm so "endlessly jealous!!!"

His face looks 50 going on 70. Reasons include that he is soulless, vacuous, superficial and immoral. He was a 5/10 facially AT BEST, from the age 20-30ish. He's UNATTRACTIVE. And has a small dick.

After Adam K is working at Dairy Queen for his failures in office, r154.

nein

This thread reeks of jealousy, LOL.

Tell your Russian Troll Farm sergeants that there's a difference between "jealousy" and "envy" in the English language, Boris.

I'M SO "JEALOUS" OF THIS U.S. AND GAY TRAITOR PLUS 24-COUNT FELON DRUMMED OUT OF CONGRESS, DISOWNED BY A RELIGIOUS NUTBAG FAMILY AND NOW DESPERATELY TRYING TO ENJOY A GAY YOUTH HE THREW AWAY!

Lol all the experts on here trying to make age limits for escorts a thing. Dudes pay for sex....perhaps less frequently and for less cash on a 40 year old than on a younger model. Being a whore is not some sort of exclusive, exclusionary club.

Young muscular attractive gay guys hang out with young muscular attractive gay guys.

It’s the reward of all that hard that it takes to be muscular and attractive. Social media has made it more apparent, but it’s always been this way. R145 and r146 are examples of this.

Rage rage fugs! Your jealousy is delicious.

Datalounge’s fug ancient bitter geezers don’t realize that. They have always been fugs, rejected and jealous.

R153 / r155 is TRIGGERED

If Schock and Adam K. got into a fight, who would win?

Aaron does NOT look "young" even if his biological age is 40.

IN all his glory

R164 Whomever slaps harder and/or has the sharper acrylic nails.

r142 I wonder if you could connect Schock pimping of young dudes to Gaetz scandal. Surely they have the same networks and I have no doubts Schock been offering minors up too(he just keeps it discreet)

[quote] This thread reeks of jealousy

Oh yes, we're all so terribly jealous of Treasonous Tessie.

You caught us!

The world is collapsing, but we sit awake nights and hisssss that we don't have that stretched-too-tightly-over-a-drum look on our faces and bodies. Grrr, hiss!

Senile jealous loon ^

^ Not really, Cockgobbler had the world by the short hairs, but he decided to be a greedy little bitch and threw it all away. Now all he has is his rapidly aging body to give him self-worth. I'm not r169, but his response is accurate. I picture him ending up like that Jeffery Sanker in the other thread. Doesn't look like a life to be jealous of to me

I really don't understand the average Republican voter who constantly gets duped by grifting fools like Cockgobbler. I'm sure when he was in Congress, many a GQP frau and fratboy cheered him on but meanwhile they also hated the gays and wanted to take away our rights. Do they even know that he is the gayest meth whore that every gayed and has probably been fucked more times that McDonald's has served hamburgers?

So when people like Cockgobbler, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Trump, Rudy, etc are all blatantly exposed as con artists, corrupt, and criminals, there NEVER seems to be any self examination on the part of Republican voters about their choices in politics. Instead it's like a gambler's mentality and they just seem double and triple down on whatever Republican is the flavor of the week (right now it's MTG and pedo Matt Gaetz). If it were me, I would question my decision making and have a little introspection. Maybe that's why I've never voted for any Republican--I'm not into following blindly.

[quote]Aaron Schock Turns 40

You left off the other half of the headline:

Aaron Schock Turns 40 .... Tricks in One Weekend

R172, they’re always hoping for somebody like Mitt Romney - subtly dishonest while taking full advantage of tax laws, protecting the status quo from brown people and women - all while presenting a veneer of acceptability.

Every conservative is telling constituents “Change is scary”, “You don’t have to change” and “I will protect you from interlopers.”

Mitt Romney can't even look after his dogs properly, he doesn't stand a chance dealing with the country.

R160 Well, I don’t care. At least I know another language and it’s Not it Russian btw, Joe.

R169 If you were not jealous of his hot body and lavish lifestyle at 40, there would be nothing to talk about in this thread because everything else including his ~past~ has been discussed to death….

If you think that overdone piece of dried jerky is hot, then you are the saddest person who ever, ever, EVER lived.

What do you look like r178?

How do you compare to Aaron Schock?

R178, he wants to know if you’re man sized or a pocketgay.

Correction, r141.

A muscle queen with 40 years of homosexuality under his TURQUOISE belt.

r163 is TRIGGERDER!

Only right-wing shit stains are allowed to be triggered, dontcha know.

40. And he still does not know how to wipe his ass.

I wonder if his parents send him birth wishes.

^ This just proves how delusional right wingnuts are. Has daddy-dear seen the pictures of his ‘Different, Stylish, But Not Gay’ son?

His father's face is Aaron's in about three years.

He's way too vain not to start looking like Wayne Newton within the next two to five years. He's already been doing Botox for years. Next will be duck lips, then bright white veneers, eyelid surgery, a nose job and then cheek fillers. I'd bet money on it.

What is his income source? Is he a drug mule? Does Daddy have big money? Doing nothing but traveling the world year round, and working out everyday in one's temporary home (hotels? monthly rentals?) isn't cheap.

I bet Aaron is HOT in bed!

Remember the trolls here saying two years ago that "Straight men send pics of their holes to women! Aaron's NOT gay!"?

R155, so pathetic he claims he had never heard of Downton Abbey!

What self respecting gay hasn’t heard of that show??

R189 Not with that ho-hum dick he's not.

R188 There are many men willing to pay for his companionship and who will shell out cash for plane tickets and places to stay.

Maybe in your dreams r194

Nobody is paying 40 year old average dick Aaron Schock for sex when there’s so much hotter on Rentmen

Do you regularly fap to that fantasy? Dream of scraping $400 together from your disability checks and using air miles to fly Aaron in on Spirit Airlines to your hell hole Flyoverstan home town and get a chance to worship him for a hour?

For those who’re asking about Alec @alec.rugo, he looks fine, but they don’t seem to be together anymore

R195 Somebody's having a bad day.

R195 You'd be surprised to know how many wealthy older men would pay for 40-year old Aaron just so they could say "I fucked that Republican Congressman."

"Celebrity" will open many doors. And asses.

R198 Absolutely. His homophobic past is huge plus for some….

R198 and r199 it’s obvious that two have never had a real job and had money.

R200 ???

Is he any relation to Rande Gerber

R202 They share DNA, but no relation.

The latest.

R204 He looks like an old leather handbag.

R205 He does look like he's made of leather, but he's so segmented and fatless he looks like a deep-fried insect to me. I don't get why guys are turned on by overbuilt musclebugs like him.

Who is Aaron's Winstrol dealer? He must have him on retainer and speed dial.

Nobody, especially a 40 year old man, has abs like that without a little chemical help.

And to all those who say it's just diet and exercise, you're all full of shit.

Ew. That’s NOT a good 40, Aaron. You really want to try this the week the still sublime Chris Evans turned 40?

R207 Someone once asked him in an IG comment if he uses anything to bulk up and he went into a roid rage, saying how offended and insulted he was and that his body was made by running and doing push ups. 🥴

Sporty!

Blessed!

He is gorgeous. Handsome man.

R212 Hi, Senator Graham.

[quote]Nobody, especially a 40 year old man, has abs like that without a little chemical help.

It is possible but it would take a combination of good genetics and starving yourself on a daily basis and I do mean almost nothing at all.

His hypospadias cock is a major pass. No thanks.

R214 Also liposuction and sonic fat melting procedures.

r211 Who's the hag?

r196 Is he available for older men?

I am so jealous of these guys. They are like gay royalty. Endless parties, sex with hot guys, jetting off to exotic places. I cannot even dream of such a life. So blessed to be good looking and to some extent white.

R215 so is the dirty ass

so odd how he can't keep a shirt on. What damage do you have to have to need to show your body like that. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU WERE IN CONGRESS!!!

He looks very ordinary when he has a shirt on. That's why he's always shirtless.

Love you Daddy!

He looks like he's super hungry and smells like old, wet shoes.

Obviously daddy didn't teach little Aaron much about hygiene, otherwise Aaron wouldn't be walking around today with a shit stained asshole.

Is that pic recent of from before when Aaron became a whore?

Hitler looks so cute with that mustache!

R219 You nailed it.

Homeward bound!

Joy and Friendship

He’s coming back to invite Carl Nissib into their group

Well tanned!

Via @matthorn30

Red is SO his color!

Via @matthorn30

eww a girl is touching his dick.

More like a side of GMO beef that's been left to roast and forgotten until it becomes too tough to eat, R232.

If he were a hooker in my city I would definitely pay to fuck him and worship his muscles.

An anorexic woman is kneeing his bulge and groping his companion's ass.

He just posted Instagram stories confirming he is an anti-masker.

Why is he such a dangerously stupid dumbfuck?

Gurl

Chains

He looks ancient at R240.

Core

He's MAGA and anti-mask.

As if sex workers needed another peer to give them a bad name.

Aaron Schock fell in love with a gay porn star

The face leaves a lot to be desired.

Beady-eyed wizened-apple face.

Looks like he's at Market Days in Chicago this weekend. Kinda surprised he has the balls. Lots of guys there won't have a problem confronting him.

From some other Market Days gay

wonder if this weekend we will get any leaked videos of AS fucking in a public space or in a Chicago hotel room orgy?

Is he recruiting more young jocks to pimp out to his global network?

According to Twitter he was out at Market Days last night, drugged out of his mind and groping random guys and getting yelled at by multiple other guys. Sounds like a horrible night. Good.

Market Days gays should confront him with masks and T-shirts printed with the infamous image of his dirty asshole.

This whore (I use the term in its most exact sense) was a rising Republican Congressman, making laws for the whole nation, until he was felled by a ridiculous "Downton Abbey" scandal that exposed his corruption—which he never seriously atoned for. Really, this country's ruling class needs a major housecleaning.

From Andy Herren, a past Big Brother winner:

If a straight ex Congressman went into a club last night, drugged ot off his mind and grabbed a woman then he would be arrested this morning. Or at least sued by the woman.

Aaron’s rumored ex, Alec Rugo, has moved on to a younger and cuter guy:

[quote] terrenwaibel823 LA vibes🏝💯 can’t thank uncle @aaronschock enough for showing me the best time🖤 can’t what to go back soon🙏🏾

^ Link:

Now Aaron dresses up as Brit Brit to celebrate a friend’s Britney-themed 40th birthday celebration!

Get it GURLS!

Aaron with a random cute boy

r254 He should be flattered. Andy looks like someone who had all the blood drained from their body.

Mwah!

Travelin Travelin

Looking refreshed

Life is always one big party

Importance of surrounding yourself with young friends

How it started

Then it turned into: water gun fight, except with champagne

In motion

Colombian Heaven!

Heavenly

^ link to the tattooed hunk

He's just another evil right-wing hypocrite.

Living their Best LYFE

Quite Big Tits

R11 Was that a….Gay Gasp?

[quote] [R196] Is he available for older men?

Always

R196 Older than who Rose, Father Time?

R277: thanks for mentioning that post

Aaron does look GASPworthy in that pic

So many beautiful pics on this thread, *objectively* speaking

Rising Restauranter

His restaurant is called Faugets?

Holy shit, I totally was wondering who the old guy was at R268. I thought it was some old rich guy who invited Aaron and his friends to party with him. Turns out it WAS Aaron. Wow, he needs to lay off the fillers.

Le Restaurenter du jour with friends

Eat Drink and be Merry

I wonder what is rate is, and if he’s gotten around to bleaching that asshole and surrounding brown area.

Are there newer “private” pics out there?

R287 Bleaching? He probably saw the post the other day and rushed to get his injections.

Lifing his best LYFE

REAL biological nephew y’all!

[quote]Love you both!

[quote]Uncle Aaron

Yeah, that nephew looks as "straight" as Uncle Aaron. How long will he spend in the closet?

“Eat Drink and be Merry“

Eat Drink and be Mary is more apt.

This is why I hate them all.

Whatever became of Aaron’s Downton Abbey office?

[quote]A hot body excuses all sins.

That is the Datalounge code.

R295 Yeah, I wonder which Congressperson is in it now.

MAGA Faggot!

Where are the Schocking hole pics?

[Quote]A hot body excuses all sins.

[Quote]That is the Datalounge code.

No, R296, that's the code of all gay men.

Does he smoke cigarettes? Aging face just like a smokers.