Am I a Monster?

OP

OP = QUIT wasting peoples time online...Nobody goes on Tinder for your FAKE bullshit because you are so empty and have no life so you have to trick people into chatting with you.....You need a therapist...

Most people lie on tinder or grindr. Get over yourself.

Just because you do it doesn't mean that everyone who shares one attribute with you does it.

You sound like you hate yourself and I hope you never have plans to meet the men you're catfishing. It's pretty creepy to contemplate, to be honest. (You asked.)

If you were a woman, I doubt you'd have the same impulses. You wouldn't have grown up with an idea that "regular" men are unattainable and so you wouldn't have developed a sex drive that is fueled by taboo and potentially high-risk manipulations and the tension of knowing that you can't have what you're choosing to go after.

Unless you live in a small town with a low population from which gay men escape as soon as they can, there's no shortage of gay men with whom you could flirt. Your choice to zero in on straight men has a predatory aspect to it.

“No, Officer. I have no idea why retarded men beat the shit out of me while demanding the whereabouts of Coclette.”

A straight man once told me about meeting up with someone he thought was a woman only to find that it was a man. The whole encounter sounded truly sad and pathetic.

Oh and if you were a woman chances are that you wouldn't be into fisting nor into casual sex with half of those men, let's be real.

OP = Careful who you talk to.....You might meet BRENNAN.......LoL

How disappointed would the OP to find out the swole muscle bros he's rubbing himself raw chatting is actually a lesbian called Jenna-Sue who is pretending to be a swole muscle bro to get women to finger themselves looking at the pics.

You're fucked up, dude.

R9, that's actually really funny because there are some catfish women who do this. A nurse called Adele Rennie has even been to jail twice for doing it, in the UK (in the UK catfishing is illegal, it appears). She would pretend to be a hot doctor to get women to send her pictures and so on.

[quote]a lesbian called Jenna-Sue

Pff, a lesbian going by the name Jenna-Sue is so preposterous... You can call me Pat, OP.

OP... it's OK honey. None of those strong, handsome, swole, musclebound men are real either.

I hope you come back as a woman so you can see how warped your perspective is. I mean that.

R14 What do you mean?

It is amazing that when you suggest fingering and fisting how eager those men are to fulfill that and that they all claim to be expert fisters and fingerers. Lol.

Answering your question directly: yes, you are a monster.

[quote] [R14] It is amazing that when you suggest fingering and fisting how eager those men are to fulfill that and that they all claim to be expert fisters and fingerers. Lol.

OP is Angie Baby.

When's the last time anyone actually touched you?

Lol OP you’re an amateur!

[quote]where I pretend to be a woman

Why don’t you just transition?

[quote]I do not want to transition

There are a shit ton of gay men who are just so they can get these type of guys. Just do it. You’d be so much happier.

Yes you're a low-life monster OP. You're pathetic.

You're more a masochist than a monster, OP, you're hurting yourself much more than the guys you lie to.

Women don’t want to be fisted, generally. FYI.

Is the OP GGG? There was another recent thread like this where he started it anonymously but accidently replied with his handle; so cringe.

You're right, R25.

First reaction in reading this thread: "Oh, it's been a few weeks since we've seen a 'DLer wishes he was a woman so he could get pounded by straight guys all day' thread. We were overdue for another."

R26, that is definitely the same poster - it's practically the same post - and it's GermanGayGuy too for sure. What a freak.

This thread will end in trans…

OP could you guess the color of a fire hydrating, blind-folded, just by sitting on it?

Yes, dear, you can.

1. am I going to get arrested for watching that Pedo Hunters video?

2. did the guy in the video say he was going to euthanize himself? (make himself more youthful)

3. did they kill the pedo? Is this considered a snuff film?

R30 = It's the latest craze for the MAGAs who don't like gays...HUNT THE GAYS....It's all sick....The Pedos...The Hunters...The innocent shoppers at Wal-Mart who are going to be caught in the crossfire when one of these "stings" go wrong....Its all sick...

I got cat-fished once (waaay back before it was even called that) by a guy who was using some hot, fit-fat, blue collar dudes pics. (I have a type.) It was mostly just occasional sexting because the guy (supposedly) lived a few states away. I can just barely understand doing this if you are truly lonely, desperate and hard up; what I can’t understand is saying you’re coming to my city and arranging to meet at a bar.

The guy was short, chubby average looking and really pathetic - he actually said “but you still like me, right?” I honestly felt bad for him, so I hung out for a few beers and was as gently non-committal as possible. What exactly do these guys think will happen? The level of delusion is quite staggering when you witness it in person. Since you don’t know if he’s sad-crazy or crazy-crazy I figured why risk it by being harsh.

OP, I’m going to assume you are just sad-crazy, so I will be harsh. Just fucking stop. Get a weekend gig at Burger King that will allow you to save the extra cash to hire the muscle-stud escort of your dreams every month or two. That may not be as “thrilling,” but it’s infinitely less sad.

WoW.....I don't think I can put myself thru another bad SNL season...What was supposed to be funny about the Pete Davidson "Matt" sketch...?

YOU are the monster R33!!!

Who wants to fuck my fat ass?

TNH.

Baiting is not my ministry at all, but I dont judge queens who do it. Just make sure you share the pics with us online 😁

I knew a woman who did this on gay dating sites and its weird as fuck. I don't like the idea of lying to people, even less when it's the core element of the plan.

Honey, have you thought about taking up knitting or crocheting? You've way too much time on your hands.

Dear OP,

monsters only attract other monsters. Misery only attracts more misery. Trolling at DL only attracts more ... pointless bitchery.

Are you a monster? Lol, you wish - then you'd have something 'special' about you.

Nah, you're a dime a dozen, time-wasting, insecure little prick.

Jesus ..... 🤢😵

[quote] strong, handsome, swole, musclebound men

Those exist as gay too. You don’t need to pretend to be a woman.

OP if you started posting some of your bounty (those pics) this thread would have a totally different tone. Queens magically become less judgmental when presented muscular dudes with hard long dicks

[quote] Women don’t want to be fisted, generally. FYI.

Oh, you might be surprised.

You’re a fucking basic bitch OP. I don’t only catfish but I actually get the prizes!