Henry Cavill has gone LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

I ant even read the whole thing, it’s so embarrassing. Is it as bad as Sam Heughan’s?

No comment.

I'm out of the loop when it comes to Henry Cavill's private life, but who is that little girl next to him? His teenage younger sister?

I’m beginning to think he may actually be a genuine misogynist.

He has to pretend to appreciate his fans for that whole post then ends it by basically saying “stop being pathetic cunts, you’re embarrassing yourselves”, nice touch.

Notice the girlfriend’s he’ll-never-be-yours smirk - the stand must be seething with jealousy!

How old is she? Cavill looks to be in his middle 40s.

How many weeks until the break-up announcement?

I think she’s at least 30.

Cavill is 38.

That pic's awkward.

“WHY DID YOU DATE ME?”

“MAYBE I JUST NEEDED A LITTLE PUBLICITY.”

And here comes the snickering

Well, that was passive aggressive. But I get his point. I’d hate to be in the public eye to any extent. It’s vicious online.

“We thought Henry would beard with dignity.

But Henry had other plans.”

I don't think this was a bad reply. The man is human and wants to lead his life. If people are making him miserable, good for him for saying something. Public figures should not be condemned for doing their craft, especially actors. Henry hasn't been rude or obnoxious, which is probably why he is getting a hard time. Now, I have more respect for him as a person, not a sex object.

You can always tell when the straight fangurls arrive like at R17.

R19 Why does he have fans? Fucking awful dull actor.

That's not "leave Britney alone". That's more "I don't like labels" or "I only date in Europe"--both of which are way more pathetic.

Henry acts like he’s some big star with this “statement” and that people other than his few fangurl fans actually give a shit about him.

The pint, dear R17, is that HE KNOWS what the online response will be, he KNOWS he has a toxic fandom that doesn’t approve of any woman he dates. So if he really wanted privacy, he wouldn’t do a DAMNED PROFESSIONAL SHOOT with her. He just wants to drag another woman out to be humiliated.

R20 His handful of fans left still like to remember him from his Tudor days over a decade ago when he was good looking. Unfortunately now he doesn’t even have his looks left and now looks like a cartoon character from fucking up his body with all that bodybuilding.

No leaves on the tree: the pic of Miss Cavill (and his "friend") sporting a flat cap isn't very recent.

R25 EXACTLY what I thought! It’s obvious they did a bunch of photos when she went on her brief trip over there a few months ago so that they could have a different look for different “stories.”

Yeah, I’d still fuck him - especially if he had the glowy eyes thing going on.

mmmyeah. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!

You are a bunch of fanboys, why do you think you are better than the fangirls? You are as obnoxious as them. No wonder these men have to defend their SO. Now fanboys and fangirls are equally butthurt.

^ I am a fanman.

This dude is a walking PR disaster. Why can't he ever get it right?

“I’d be enormously grateful if you were happy with me.”

What "age of social enlightenment?"

People are only getting worse because of social media.

[quote]You are a bunch of fanboys, why do you think you are better than the fangirls? You are as obnoxious as them. No wonder these men have to defend their SO. Now fanboys and fangirls are equally butthurt.

It's fangUrls and fangays - you IDIOT.

“I am very happy in love, and in life.”

RON HOWARD AS THE NARRATOR: “He was not.”

r37 Typical fanboy butthurt because no man defends his honor.

Henry Cavill: posts photo of girlfriend on social media

Two weeks later:

The story is on the DM and everyone is laughing in the comments section about how fake this is.

This is the Streisand effect, I didn't look into this until I saw post about it.

Pretty soon he'll be posting about how the love of his life was Sonja Henie.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Not a fan of LSA but this is good

1. Dont speculate about my private life but I will call the paps to walk with an unnamed woman in the park who pulls her mask down. I will also say nothing when three different women are harassed. 2. Dont speculate about my love life when a chick from LA randomly shows up as my gf in London during a global pandemic. 3. Dont speculate about my professional partnerships when my business manager constantly hoes me out for clout. 4. Dont speculate about my gf even though she scrubbed her whole IG and left it open and got herself verified. 5. and dont speculate why I got all this energy for the drama when I clearly dont have energy for Durrell. Also Im happy so dont speculate about why I look so sad in my solo pap walks.

So happy for them! I'm sure they make a lovely couple and will have a long and happy romance.

How did Henry find the negativity unless he was searching for it? Most comments on his page are positive towards his relationship. 99% of his 16 million followers are neutral fans. Only a small group of fans care enough to discuss him in depth. So really, it would be very easy for him to ignore this stuff if he wanted to.

Leave Henry Alone!!!!!

Imagine. If he adulted for himself.

In these modern days and times EVERYTHING is out in the open whether you want it to be or not. Even the more powerful man in the world, the President of the USA, can be put under a Press microscope and examined right, left, and center. Henry must be living back in the year 1963, poor dear. Whether he's gay or whatever, people are going to talk about him, including the press. He is very naive and will just draw even more attention to himself.

Basically this is what we just witnessed

While all the Queen gifs were hilarious, I think r51’s is my favorite.

This girl seems very smug.

Imagine reading his statement with Patricia Routledge’s voice.

I wonder if he’s starting using again. Would explain the paranoia.

Has Kate Winslet commented?

She started it.

[quote]You are a bunch of fanboys, why do you think you are better than the fangirls? You are as obnoxious as them. No wonder these men have to defend their SO. Now fanboys and fangirls are equally butthurt.

This has nothing to do about SO but everything to do with his manager, Danny Garcia, who was butt hurt that people attacked Henry for posting her clothing ad on his IG. Think of it, people have said shit for years and a day, and this relationship is so PR that people don't take it that seriously. What got them mad was Danny using Henry's platform to sell her wares.

Me thinks that Henry needs attention.

R56 HC obviously is more stupid than we thought because a manager (that you pay for) is supposed to be promoting you, not the other way around. Wonder if he’ll ever wake the fuck up and move on.

But I don't care about you at all. Pretty sure I've never seen you ub

OMG. The matching flat caps.

Just for comparison (and a dose of reality, Henry), this is what romantic love or at least attraction looks like.

[quote]I wonder if he’s starting using again. Would explain the paranoia.

Using what?

I actually thought Henry did a good job in Woody Allen's 'Whatever Works'.

He does have potential beyond comic books.

[quote]I was worried about this.

And yet you did NOTHING!

R62 my first thought was painkillers because of his recent medical problem

‘a WEE announcement’: is he Scottish?

The language is just so bizarre and drawn out, I’m not too worldly with drugs, does anyone know what he might be using that would be prescribed for pain but also make him ramble like a drunk?

Also when I say I was worried this might happen again, I am referring to the intersection of self-pity and substance abuse that we witnessed in the Great Blevins Meltdown of 2015.

R68 Yeah, that was just a little blow to cope with the Blevins withdrawal.

R68 That was just a little blow to adjust to the Blevins withdrawal. You can see the dust residue still in the lower half of the hoodie, and it was reported that he was in the bathroom for 20 minutes. Plus, that club is notorious for blow.

It was a childish exercise in selfpity designed to do one thing - get Blevins to come to him - which he was successful at. This seems similar but I don’t think there’s a man involved, he’s just unhappy and wants attention. And hates women.

And believe me, he is reading every word of this thread like this:

In the photo in R46, is she blind so he has to lead her around?

Word

Oh god, dated Kaley Cuoco? I didn't know. That's like getting a rainbow-coloured tramp stamp on your ass saying, "Enjoy The Ride".

I don’t get why people are so triggered by what he wrote. I like gossip and reading dl or LSa or CDAN etc. But stans who follow every person a celeb follows, family, friends, agents etc, to help track their every movement are loony. It’s one thing to gossip on an anonymous board, but to try to harass the celeb and his friends online is too much and should be called out.

The shade is real😂

Has Henry hired a new PR team recently because in the last few months I've noticed a lot of Cavill posts pop up all over the place, and not just on DL, creating memes around him and just generally pushing him.

No he his still with R&CPMK as far as I know.

[quote]I don’t get why people are so triggered by what he wrote. I like gossip and reading dl or LSa or CDAN etc. But stans who follow every person a celeb follows, family, friends, agents etc, to help track their every movement are loony. It’s one thing to gossip on an anonymous board, but to try to harass the celeb and his friends online is too much and should be called out.

No one was harassing the family, friends, and beard. They just called out his manager for posting her ad on his social media, when she should be marketing him -- not her. They really roasted her and say she was all about herself and hasn't done anything for Cavill's career. Plus, they said she stole some other designer's website.

In "Henry's" rebuttal post, he threw in all of the above, but as I said no one cared about the PR girlfriend. They were eating alive Danny, who got butthurt since the "fans and followers" posted their disgust on the very Instagram ad that was used to promote her clothing line that was on Cavill's IG.

Plus, they got on Cavill for not following IG's rule for stating that the post was an ad.

A lot of people were wondering why Henry was promoting Danny when it should be the other way around. He calls Danny a friend, but then they were wondering why he didn't put the ad on his private IG.

Here is the IG link where the "fans and followers" went ballistic.

R80 = moron

Then why did he post a photo of librarian glasses beard and not Dany?

R81 Moron to infinity

[quote]Then why did he post a photo of librarian glasses beard and not Dany?

It's called changing the narrative.

Read the damn posts, you idiot!

R82 = unhinged Dany hater

No one cared about the gf? People were leaving vile comments on her Mother's day post to her dead mother.

Dany Garcia cannot make Henry Cavill any more marketable than he already is. The man cannot act. The man has no charisma. He is exactly where he should be with fantasy fare "The Witcher."

I am doing the best I can considering what I have to work with is an aspergic homo who talks like a character from The Wind in the Willows!

HC and the beard “liked” another post about DG being recognized for something. I swear HC is stupid. Who spends so much time kissing their manager’s ass? Shouldn’t it be the other way around? And since when does a “girlfriend” like posts of their “boyfriend’s” manager on social media?

It’s all so ridiculous.

Wait a sec....

He’s dating My Sweet Sixteen Natalie?

Yes

Catch up, n00b

What an embarrassment.

[Quote] I swear HC is stupid. Who spends so much time kissing their manager’s ass? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

Had the thought ever crossed your fangirl mind that he's satisfied with his career?

I don’t think he would have done this stunt if he was satisfied with his career.

Rather, it may not be career per say because I don’t think he particularly ambitious as an actor, but he may not be satisfied with the level of fame and clout he has.

R90 1) Nice try at reverse psychology - we know you are the frau cunt fangurl. 2) Nobody that goes to the lengths he does is satisfied with their career.

Also I think he is unhappy because does not have a man to love.

To what lengths has he gone?

[Quote] he may not be satisfied with the level of fame and clout he has.

Then why doesn't he date (or "date") someone famous?

Is he gay then?

Does a Durrell creature shit in the zoo?

R95 He tried that. Did you forget Kaley Cucoo and that Gina cunt?

Which one of you started this hater account?

Dating Penny is gayer than dating Sheldon

^Leonard?

It's funny how this site and LSA are both convinced that it's a PR relationship, though they avoid the gay speculation. Fangurls are weird as fuck.

WDW fan girls were discussing today that Henry was seen in September with a dude. Apparently there was a romance.... Picnic in the countryside, with wine and horses...😉

You mean…

RIPARIAN ENTERTAINMENTS?

Who is this person? 11k likes

He's their fuck puppet, of course.

Henry could do the roles that Rupert Everett was doing in film and TV (US and British) - posh English handsome type.

He would age into this roles well - as long as he doesn't do a Rupert and put cheap Mexican concrete into his face.

Sure not a great deal of money to be made, but I"m sure he isn't short of cash.

He woudn't need to do the bearding if took on Rupertesque support character roles.

No he took to bearding because the self-hating little fat kid simply transitioned to a self-hating adult gay man.

There is absolutely no reason to have done this embarrassing fiasco (who needs a beard now? No premieres to go to, no films to promote) other than coming from a place of unhappiness.

[Quote] I"m sure he isn't short of cash.

Hasn't he taken to selling water and fart powder?

R109 now we know this bullshit PR was for Highlander.

R111 And what’s funny is Highlander films were box office flops the first time around so I’m not sure what Henry thinks he’s going to do to revive it.

[quote]now we know this bullshit PR was for Highlander.

That Highlander gig is not set in stone. I believe he took a beard to create buzz, because he didn't have anything happening career wise.

The second season if The Witcher?

*second season of

Holiday 2021

Henry in bathing suit showing off his ass in his LA gay days.

R117 Oh, I’ve never seen that one! And I thought I had seen all his gay LA pictures.

Those shorts aren't very gay.

A real gay man serving cake.

R117 that isn’t Henry. Doesn’t look like him

Let's unpack this.

[quote] Dear fans and followers,

= Dear Turds

[quote] I wanted to make a wee community announcement.

I wanted to make a twee global statement.

[quote] I couldn't help but notice

I'm obsessed 2/7 with my personal image and driving my PR team crazy

[quote] There has been lots of, let's call it speculation for now, about my private life and professional partnerships.

Everyone thinks I'm either a classic closet case, or a dysfunctional mummer

[quote] It has come to such a point

The PR team is tired of the 3AM weeping calls.

[quote] We are living in an age of social enlightenment.

I've been drinking.

[quote] More and more, people are realising that their views may have been blinkered

My copies of the Daily Mail are tear sodden.

[quote] Even your most conservative of negative assumptions about both my personal and professional life just aren't true.

Even if I don't know myself, stop taking notes on my behaviour.

[quote] Let's embrace this age of social enlightenment together, and move forward with positivity.

I shall shriek in a town square if you don't. I swear I will.

[quote] I am very happy in love, and in life.

This screed is proof of it. And if don't buy it, I'm at least I'm stinking rich, which is the next best thing.

[quote] If you can't bring yourself to be happy with me, then at the very least try to do yourself proud and be the best version of yourself.

There's a fattie in me that I have to fight every day.

Well, well, well..😏

Is that person a gay man? Most men don't tend to use "pretty thing" like that.

R124 his FB profile info saying he’s into women, but their dynamic on that picture is obvious.

It's a fine statement and he's right. Sometimes it's refreshing to see nice guys get ahead.

R123 I don’t know any straight guy that lays his head on the shoulder of a man in pictures, especially someone who is just an acquaintance.

He's careful to give a deadpan expression, though. It's not in Matt Bomer territory.

R123 = idiot homophobic frau

Henry is gay as hell, but not because he poses for a picture with some dollar store John Goodman

Who was the giant on the right?

If he wanted more publicity, instead of hiring another girlfriend-bot he should have photographed himself building another custom gaming computer in workout gear. No one doubted that true love was involved in THAT endeavor!

R130 Rugby player Brett Deacon

The pic at R130 and the post at R132 make sense together.

[Quote] No one cared about the gf? People were leaving vile comments on her Mother's day post to her dead mother.

Ah yes, a post she purposely allowed people to comment on.

That dang girlfriend is now apologizing for wearing black face.

He is talking about DLers.

Let’s call them Queer-Anons.

[Quote] This place thinks everybody is secretly gay.

Exactly! Richard Madden has had at least three public girlfriends!

Shut up and show us your dick.

r106 same for you, self-hater, frustrated fat gay. You need all the good looking actors to be gay, or you throw a tantrum. 99% of them are straight, deal with that.

R135 And what do you know! HC posted a “sneak peak” clip on IG the same day to try to create a diversion.

He is SO calculating. ALL he cares about is his image.

R140 = 350 pound fangurl cunt

r142 you wish, low IQ sodomite.

R141 He sure did! That was so obvious. Where does he find his beards?

The Witcher rollout actually started a few days ago

I wonder what will the audience ask him doing that Witchercon they plan on having?

I mean during that Witchercon...

FF 143 and every other fangurl cunt on here. It’s time we ban theses cunts from DL.

R145 Yesterday, the Beard was "apologizing". She said the natives put her in Black face. Okur... 🙄

But her face was untouched.

She was in Black Body then.

It’s truly heartwarming that Henry manages to stumble upon so many paparazzi to record his totally spontaneous bursts of heterosexual behaviour.

I guess this is his Lauderdale house

Does Henrietta spend 24/7 trying to craft the “perfect” heterosexual image?

R153 Anyone else find it interesting that if his “girlfriend” is supposedly there, then why couldn’t she take that photo for him?😏

I guess she went back to her hotel room (or already flew back to LA) as soon as the cafe pap photo shoot was over.

Good point, R155

Apparently, Henry or his "team" were blocking comments on the Daily Mail posting. Only allowing positive ones. He did the same thing on his IG but left some negative ones.

He’s the worst in bearding, I swear!😂 Even Shawn Mendes does it better.

R157 And it’s pathetic.

Shawn pings, though.

So does Henry.

R139 or at the very least release that massage video.

This video epitomizes this whole thread or exposes the beard.

R163 WOW! I am impressed! Those crazy ass stans of his do not miss ANY detail! They got it all figured out and came with receipts. How embarrassing that HC keeps participating in this nonsense.

IKR? There are even some saying that his team is deleting negative comments on Daily Mail and his Instagram.

R165 what a waste of time.

Did he get the Marvel Superbottom role he’s been thirsting for?

Some supposedly ex-employees of his manager said they are basically lying to his face and telling him yes. All I can think of what that means is that they are still telling him he's Superman.

R168 Henry doesn’t seem to bright so I could actually see him believing anything without questioning it.

Bouncing off R168 topic, it seems this article was written by his manager, because who thinks Henry is a household name? Plus, she's probably telling him that Highlander is greenlit, but that they have to wait for some reason or another.

[Quote] All I can think of what that means is that they are still telling him he's Superman.

There's no way he's dumb enough to think that Superman is still his. I hope we get the full story on went wrong eventually.

What went wrong? He can't even convincingly do an American accent, never mind act.

R172 being an Oscar winner is not a requirement for Superman.

Brandon Routh was quite good as Clark Kent. He lacked charisma as Superman, though.

Anyone who has been following Henry’s career knows there is very bad blood between him and Warner Bros over Superman, he tried very hard to get another standalone Superman film made, even recruiting Christopher Macquarie to be creatively involved, but Warner Bros simply did not want to continue with his character. That was why he refused to do a cameo for Shazam.

Can he choose unproblematic beards? Oh, wait, I forget. He’s cheap.

What's problematic about her?

R175 that just makes WB look like morons though. Superman deserved a sequel and Batman a solo movie before attempting BvS.

Why are WB morons? Weren't some of Henry's movies going to VOD before the pandemic? He's not a movie star.

Warner Bros are morons, it is universally agreed that Warner Bros has been terribly run for the past several years, the legendarily bad leadership of Kevin Tsujihara ceding to the bad leadership of Toby Emmerich who himself expects to get the can soon.

She looks exactly the same in every picture. The same expression. Do they photoshop her face into pics of them together?

R181 Beardie or Henry?

[quote] Do they photoshop her face into pics of them together?

According to Instagram posts (not very reliable of course) at least one of their pics is Photoshopped.

Beardie R182. She has the same smirk in every photo.

Why does he keep getting roles? Cancell his ass now!

He's making the same mistake Tammy Cruise did. Too vehemently pushing his "love" onto others. Just ignoring it would be the best option.

[quote] Cancell his ass now!

His ass and his pecs are the only things about him that should not be cancelled.

[quote]Anyone who has been following Henry’s career knows there is very bad blood between him and Warner Bros over Superman, he tried very hard to get another standalone Superman film made, even recruiting Christopher Macquarie to be creatively involved, but Warner Bros simply did not want to continue with his character. That was why he refused to do a cameo for Shazam.

Not only that, he asked for more money. This is coming after the heels of a the turkey JL. He believed he was grossly underpaid. I believe if he did the cameo -- which he has no problem now doing -- they would have offered him another Supes project. However, he wasn't willing to play along.

He’s seriously delusional - from him thinking he deserves lots of money even with all these flops to him thinking people believe his “girlfriends.”

Yes, he's delusional. At the end of this video, he said regardless or not he has another Supe movie, he's making a Superman movie. WTF? He doesn't own Superman.

This video was right after his infamous meeting with WB that pretty much ruined his relations with them.

R190 Imagine an entire decade later after Man of Shit and STILL clinging to the hope of having a second film when there’s obviously no chance. Let. It. Go. He needs to move the fuck on.

The only way i see it happening is on the CW. And he thinks he's way too good for that.

He got a job, y'all! Don't know much, but it's going to be a detective film called Argylle or some shit.

Dua Lipa is smart to make her acting debut in a movie starring Henry Cavill. Can her reviews be worse than his?

This movie sounds like a mess: Henry Cavill, Sam Rockwell, Bryce Dallas Howard, Bryan Cranston, Dua Lipa, Samuel L. Jackson, John Cena, Catherine O’Hara. What a random ass group of people. I’m surprised Samuel L. Jackson agreed to be a part of this mess.

In any case, Henry will go unnoticed with all the other stars.

You're surprised the star of "Snakes on a Plane" would stoop to a Henry Cavill picture?

R195

Is he playing main protagonist?

R197 I’d be surprised if Samuel L. Jackson, Bryan Cranston, and Catherine O’Hara play second fiddle to lame ass Henry Cavill. But I could be wrong….there doesn’t seem to be much said about the movie at the moment.

Cliffs for us non-Cavill fans? I've read the post and entire thread and still can't get any context or meaning. What is he referencing in the post? What does it mean? And what's wrong with it? Is he straight, gay bi or what? Someone spell it out.

His fake masc voice is annoying.

R199 Nobody is going to hold your hand and explain anything to you. Go read other old threads and figure it out yourself.

[quote]His fake masc voice is annoying.

Oh, I know. When you listen to interviews from the early 2000’s, is voice is regular. Then by the late 2000’s during The Tudor’s, he started that fake voice.

Maybe the movie is in the vein of the David Niven/Woody Allen etc. "Casino Royal" with the big names doing fruity turns while Cavill plays the bland, straight man.

*Royale

[Quote] Is he straight, gay bi or what?

All we know is that he made fun of effeminate gays in the past, who he deemed "ridiculous." He's probably a DLer.

It’s got John Cena in it, which tells me all I need to know about the quality.

R206 ahem

Will Henry shove a dildo in his butthole in this movie?

No thanks, r199. I'll pass. He's not interesting, talented or attractive enough for me to troll through hundreds of threads. I was just curious as to why this guy, with no box office clout, is popular on DL and not the mainstream. Since you Cavill nuts can't even provide a summary, I'll just conclude he's another niche celebrity that inspires a small rabid fanbase like Vincent D'Onofrio back in the day (old time DLers will appreciate the reference).

Ciao! 👋

[quote]You're surprised the star of "Snakes on a Plane" would stoop to a Henry Cavill picture?

Seriously, has Samuel L. Jackson EVER turned down a role?

R210 No. Including Capital One commercials.😑

R210 As well, he shouldn't. Work keeps the crack away.

Does Henry douche his butthole?

R213 I'm sure Freddie makes him.

Who's Freddie?

R215 Henry's physio

His people went to the Daily Fail. I guess Henry needs attention or promoting something, etc. and he needed to arrange for a pap shoot.

Again so desperate that he manages to show his phone with his beard's first and last name. . . the expression on his face when he waves and knows he called the paps. Scroll to see the three pics.

Oh, what a fluff piece.

Closet cases are always such freaks.

Say what you want I bet he has a perfect asshole.

So, now, he grows an inch in height and went from $400k/episode to a million an episode? Can we call it B.S.!?

Ugh, this guy blatantly promotes and parades a personal life to get attention but throws a hissy fit if the attention is the 'wrong' kind. STFU.

He doth protest too much.

R221 He might because. . .

R225 ????

So, he is out promoting his TV series now and claiming he can stay pretending straight.

R227 he isn’t pretending 🙄

R228 I have a bridge I would like to sell to you.

I'm embarrassed for him that this is the best he can do. Wow.

[quote] So, he is out promoting his TV series now and claiming he can stay pretending straight.

What precisely does he claim in the interview at R227?

R229 the man is bi. Get over it.

Cavill tore his booty muscle right after his hamstring was healed.

R233

What is he up to now?

R235 chilling in Florida.

Oh, really? Must be nice.

R237 I can think of better places.

Probably his 11th or 12th beard, R235.

R239 He ain't effen a beard. He's off the clock. Though, I hope he keeps his ass clean.

R240 highly unlikely due to the MT powder he drinks 🤢

Someone on the Sand Castle set said that the chair he sat on smelled of unwashed ass and sweaty thighs. Then, there was that blind item about a superhero who no longer gets clothes loaned to him, because they come back soiled and smelly or something like that. That makes me think he was on that diet pill that if you take in too much fat, you get a leaky butt.